Kyle Kinane - When Baseball Turns Disastrous - This Is Not Happening
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2024
- After a childhood full of athletic humiliation, Kyle Kinane finally nabs a moment of sports glory only for it to suddenly turn tragic. (Contains strong language.)
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Comedy Central Stand-Up This guy is awesome Dude needs his own show or something Kinane Glory
Pinning your own comment.... classy
@@MichaelKingVids pplease was in
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Five double taps to skip intro. 😉
thanks a lot lmao
Tanner Looft
So true. Old TV thinks that works. Just bring on the funny talented KK!
Owe ya one!
LMAO thanks
@Kkkk Bbbb because Roy Parker Jr. Isn't as funny or creative as Ari Shaffir, the original host.
“I wear Levi’s but I don’t have a favorite prospector” 🤣
I read you comment right as he said it spooky
@@bradleyhollon6085 That happens to me constantly on Facebook! The weirdest part is when it happens multiple times in one video. I'm scrolling as I watch the video and keep reading quotes from the video as they're being said. 😱
Spooky
9:34 for the joke
I love when I read quote comments right as the person says it👍🏻
"she looked confused, but that, eeh ya know" is still my favorite line ever said by a comedian
His body is 35, his head is 50.
What kind of 35 year olds are you hanging around
He's 42 lol
On a scale from 1 to 10
His voice is 25.
That's me all over
Uncle barbecue is back with another life nugget
😃
Is that like doing a puzzle in the basement with Uncle Touchy
Read this in his voice
@@tracybush1970 @ Tracy Bush where you won't wear a shirt, and you'll cry!
@@fcon8507 that is correct!! 😆
Kyle has never looked like a drunk tugboat captain more than in this video. I love how great a comedian he is. #whiskeyicarus
Drunk tugboat captain... Please tell me hes got on speedos.. 😃
Open Hawaiian shirt and a banana hammock. Just telling stories about bar fights and sharks he has went to battle with.
@@thathandtoolguy immediate panty dropper💟
@@thathandtoolguy i want to hang out and behold some Kinane
@@thathandtoolguy youre quite the wordsmith
There isn’t enough Kyle Kinane in this world
Seriously!!
Short but sweet
100%
Where's the real timothy?
#Justice4Timothy.
Kinane is one of my favorite storytellers to ever pick up a mic. Brilliant.
He’s got such a human element. It’s like your buddy telling you a story at a bar. And I’ve figured out everyone has at least one cool friend that reminds them of Kyle
@@drewharrison1840 Absolutely! Spot on, Drew!
Kyle Kinane is my FAVORITE comedian! His humor tickles my synapses like no one ever has. ❤❤❤
"it looks like it was originally designed for cats" i am SCREAMING
"Your intergalactic deathball team sucks!"
“Did you wanna know what glory was? Never mind! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW GLORY!!” Why is this so relatable 😂
"Kickball, TENNISBALL, Baseball... whatever we're playing." lol, excellent way to prove your point!
He meant "Tennis ball-Baseball," as in using a tennis ball to play baseball with, as he talks about earlier. But yeah, sounds like he wasn't much of a slugger at that either 🤣
Hearing Kinane say "its silly" never fails to bring a smile to my face
This man needs his own Netflix special. Hilarious and brilliant!
Comedy specials exist outside of Netflix, he has several, they are all great.
It's a shame how much work Kyle has put in to be such a relative unknown. Easily my favorite comedian
Unsung hero of comedy
this is not happening: for when you want to hear the punchline before the premise
This Is Not Happening: for when you wanna hear awesome comedy, but you wanna hammer the skip button six times first
The thing that does for people is invest them more into the story, the journey of it if you will.
who is down to capture them all, chop the first minute off all of them and re-upload? I'll bring snacks
Lmao “one of Jesus special children”.
dystopiadream that part got me lol
"teched"
Intergalactic deathball sounds fucking lit.
I remember seeing Kyle at the underground comedy shows I used to go to when I lived in LA. I’m glad he has achieved so much success since those early years. He’s a great comedian.
I really like Kyle Kinane. He always makes it sound like he's constantly dealing with the consequences of poor life choices. This is one of his better bits.
That is a funny story. It takes me back to a similar incident when I was a young teen and cracked a catcher in the back of the head with my follow through after a nice hit, realizing that everyone was running towards home plate to help the unconscious player while I decided to stop and wait at second, before finally realizing that the game was pretty much over, and that I should at least pretend to be as interested as everyone was in the guy's well being. Good stuff.
"I did it! I made the hit! I'm winning! I'm winning! I'm... Ooh... That guy's not getting up... I am not winning today. I may have just committed manslaughter at 13."
13:12 That is just a masterful little moment from Kinane.
I don’t have a favorite prospector.
I’m stealing that line. Too good!
Kyle Kinane is so hilarious, you've got to bring this guy back for more! Great stuff
Kinane was my underaged grandpa and I was sitting on his knee. That story really hit it home! Love Kyle Kinane
His Netflix part on comedians is the shit...man is amazing
The Boogie Monster Podcast
Kyle Kinane & Dave Stone is pure Gold
One of the greatest story tellers in comedy of my lifetime.
I adore this man to my core.
"twice as bad or half as bad"
I'm fuckin dying lol
Kyle Kinane never disappoints; of course, I've never had him on my baseball team though. Lol
OMG FINALLY ANOTHER ONE WITH KYLE!!!!!!
A good wholesome story from Uncle Barbeque. Just what we needed. :D
If anyone ever asks me if I had the option to hang out with anyone on this planet, I now know it would be Kyle Kinane
It starts at 0:50
The Sunshine Group thank you
Y'all miss the ice cream and the birthday party ?! , and "KILLER".?!
Y'all idiots?!.
Love from California.
Dude, watching Roy get decked with a cake never gets old lol. Neither does watching clowns get beat up by children.
@@djhero0071 valid point but sometimes i just wanna watch some stand-up
I am so glad that I found you years ago and now if I see you anywhere I’ll watch!! You are a true treasure! Storytelling done by the best in the universe!! A lost art.❤
the coolest thing is Kyle probably got to his own voice over to promote his show since its on comedy central
Baseball for cats?! 😹
Kyle Kinane is one of my favorites. I love his stories.
intergalactic deathball - basically the premise of ballmstrz: 9009
First half is Carlinesque, second half pure Kinane. Love it all. Always rocks.
Absolutely genius story-teller.
I love the way he told this story; great set!
Kyle still remains one of the top comics in my mind!
I wear a Detroit Tigers hat that I found at a garage sale. I don't even live in Detroit. Strangers will walk up to me and start talking about the team. It usually takes about 15 seconds to figure out what they are referring to.
As a Detroit tigers fan since birth from Detroit area I usually say what up Detroit to strangers if I see then repping bkuz most people don't just wear Detroit I feel like most people who wear Detroit are real diehard fans were pretty fanatic about our teams
badass dude never change
I'm with you there. I wear a sweater from my alma mater and everyone who follows NCAA has to say something about the team. Not the school. Not the programs. The fucking football team. How about we talk about something important? Lol.
@@tylerspringstube4868 No one ever assumes that I'm an Magnum PI fan. Which I'm not. I just saw a brand new Nike hat for $1 so I bought it.
@@VittoIB
To be fair the football team probably brings in most of the income to the school so it's the most important thing in the school it's not like anyone buys school merch based on academics or some shit
Ok at least I’m not the only one who spent their youth thinking of sports this way
Are you hetero?
Yeah there's gay people all over the place. Lol I'm kidding
I was going to respond till i read this guy⬆️
Me and my Dad went to a car dealership and we both happened to be wearing hats from the same team. Every single person at the dealership we interacted with mentioned the hats and it got to the point to where it was like everybody please stfu about the hats. So i definitely relate to his point about getting asked questions about a hat lol
Did I make it twice as bad or half as bad? LMAO hilarious
With that beard, he kinda looks like Kratos from the new GoW.
I almost choked on my food, holy hell this guy is funny😂
Man the crowd didn't think so they were dead
@@jordanwillett8456 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
(Watch the Time Traveler set first)
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As always kyle kinane is one of my favorites!
A little disappointed Trish didn't show up in this story. She must have been doing some heavy lifting elsewhere.
TRISH! TRISH!!
What a callback. Fucking bravo
Alright, I've finally watched all of these videos and it only took a few days. I need more. This IS a demand. Thanks.
I love kyle kinane!!! And sir your beard is looking glorious!!! Xoxo
He's on your mom's house without it!!! 😀 Wtf!? Lol
@@aaronmartel7972 😀I just started standup and want ur OPINION.Please SUBSCRIBE if u LOL.
(Watch the Time Traveler set first)
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Never heard of this guy before today, but what a great, funny and hearfelt story.
another gem from Kyle Kinane 💎
Awesome.This guy can tell a story!
I love this story man. 😂
The boogie monster is quite the delightful podcast.
14:10 "UNTIL" Guy in the crowd: Uh oh
Hes always so good!
I was like oh yea good for him and then im like ohhhh shittt
that uh-oh was so nicely timed
Best delivery and timing ever!
This guys funny af! I love story tellers aka comedians
kyle's my favorite comedian, know glory!
I didn't even know this guy existed until TH-cam recommendations decided I needed to laugh really hard.
Kyle Kinane: Man, comedian, friend, and swamp person.
Do you ever just pick a person out from the audience and watch their reaction for the whole of it? Definitely sth you do when you're watching it for the 2nd-5th time :D
Yess sir! Classic Kyle Kinane!
Kyle's sets are always on point',.......good on ya' bub'
I got hit in the face with a baseball once and have been afraid of them since as well 😂
Same here at age 6 while in PeeWee league. It took me yrs before I would even attempt to catch a 16 inch softball on the fly because I got beaned by a league ball and was afraid. My dad would try and play catch with me and I'd just let them bounce or sail on by. He'd get so mad.. But then when I was about 11 at school recess playing softball, the teacher yelled 'head's up' and the ball was coming straight for me. There was no time to dodge it. I put my hands up and squinted my eyes.. and I caught it clean. From that day on I was a great outfielder. That fear was broken!
And the circle ⭕️ is broken
despite playing for the love of the game in 3rd grade, i was so easily scared of the ball being pitched at me as a batter, or being swung at me as a right-fielder. the one time i decided to be brave, during practice: i got slugged in the knee trying to catch it and had to be taken out. i finished the season and never played again xD
Got damn! easily one of the best Not Happenings ever!
Santiago Luna mexicans got boots, hands down
8:36 ".....kickball, *tennisball,* baseball....."
hahahaha!! Fuckin tennisball......
This dude doesn't disappoint live. Go see him if you get the chance.
I love watching it on TH-cam more than on actual TV lol
3:35
Twice as bad or half as bad is CRAZZZYYYY
I started having an irrational fear of baseballs the same way lol
“Wicked air bro, wicked air….!”
Dude all the way to the right at 13:19 was obviously triggered when he stared mentioning the special girl😂
Yea I picked up on that too
Listening at work. Ive never lost my breath so suddenly ppl thought i was going thru a asthma attack
I love this guy's self deprecating style so much. I do stand up (don't worry not trying to self promote, wont link anything and random acc), and I have a very self deprecating style that is very unique, haven't found any other comedian with a style like mine. But the more I watch Kyle the more I see the similarities in our styles. But I just think damn he pulls it off so much better.
It's been awhile since someone funny has been on here. All Hail Kyle Kinane!
Easy there bud...there’s plenty of funny people on here
I personally liked it better when Ari Shaffir was hosting.
youre a moron. enjoy
Kyle and Ali, two of the best.
Damn thats what you find funny? That was rough to say the least to get through.
this guy is a great comedian!
Kyle is so funny!!! Love
Back when I was a kid in little league I also sucked at baseball. One game I way playing outfield and was just standing out there day dreaming. My arm was sore so I was stretching it out. That one where you have one arm straight in the air and the other kinda folded behind you head pulling on the one in the air. And to top it off I even had my eyes shut. Then out of nowhere the ball just landed in my glove. It ended up being a 2 run 3rd out and everyone was cheering telling how great of a catch that was lol.
Is what I did twice as bad or half as bad 😂🤣🤣 underrated af
Gold!
Your living your glory Kyle. You good
Is the audience member w the little stoner giggle mic’d ? “Eh eh eh eh eh”
eh it's a small venue
Jesse H. It’s you isn’t it. Lol
He's a Great Comedian!
Flyinh ake in the face .."suck it, Roy" LMAO
14:11 that uh oh cracked me up
Intergalactic deathball lmao
Man, I wish this was on hulu. That'd be dope.
“I know how tv works!!” 🤣
Drunk history anyone?
Kyle Kinane 30 for 30! I'd watch that
Said it before and I'll say it again...
Kyle Kinane is my fuckin spirit animal.
I've always loved comedians because they aren't judging or trying to hate you. Growing up you know how cruel kids are. To have someone trying to be kind to you is such a relief. Then you get older and you realise most people want to get along.