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Man, I felt this on a spiritual level. Eddie’s screams are how I imagine my own internal critic would sound like if it became its own sentient being and followed me around for the rest of my life yelling at me every time I did or said something stupid. Good stuff here.
this was so satisfying and funny. especially, the part where he goes on about how he admired her passion, her ideas and knowledge. it's rare and beautiful to not only love a person but also the fact that they're passionate about something in their life
Thank you very much for featuring Eddie Peppitone on this show! He is an excellent comedian & I highly recommend seeing him live. I hope you're able to have him on this show again very soon.
Pre Prozac hit me hard 😂 bruh I was 104 pounds and then I took Prozac and it’s been a year and I’ve gained 40 pounds despite doing the most workouts I’ve ever done and a professional dancer 🤦🏽♀️
@@Jangmo88 For me maybe half of Ari's intros were entertaining and even then only the first time. Everything else was boring at best and obnoxious at worst, to the point where I just skipped through them all. I mean, you can only see slow motion screaming so many times before you get tired of it.
How much of the lame comedy routine do I have to skip to get to the good part? Hell, the intro was far better than this guy's first half, so I'm giving up.
She would take me to these parties where everyone's speaking different languages and talking about historical things......and then one of them would say "So Eddie, what do you do"? And I would say... I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER! SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGA!? Fuck, that's funny.
@@audreymuzingo933 "And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor were a man" This suggests that no one left this video feeling sorry for him. Maybe you should reread what you wrote. Very slowly, of course
Eddie has such a fucking wonderful way of making any story into the best story you ever heard. I would fucking love to see him write a Broadwayshow or something like that :D
Jeffrey martinez eddie pepitone is one of those comics you’ll never really hear about, unfortunately. He’s really good, but I guess he doesn’t get or seek the exposure he deserves.
There's always someone who does some weird flex shit and you sir win that prize in this comment section. Just because you think you know how to say Lech Walesa's name more correctly doesn't make you better, or smarter for that reason. Again, that's some extra weird, weird flex.
@@povkilla Nah, I don`t feel better or smarter. And it`s actually impressive that he knows about that uprising in polish shipyard. But try to imagine a foreigner horribly mispronouncing names like: Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela. It feels a little cringy. And it`s not one of those really hard polish names like "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz", its easy actually.
Off and on, he said. I assume that means he broke up with her and dropped out of college but somewhere down the line they got back together and broke up again over six years.
Michaeljefferson9000 I didn’t even watch the video it got boring before minute 5 I just concluded from the guys comment 20 year old - 6 years they were together = 14 year old
I’m watching this at night, and at the beginning within the first 9 seconds there is a whistle that scared tf outta me. It sounds so clear I thought it was coming from outside my window or something.
Its hard to find raw talent in guy this old, its udually to honed for my taste. Good to see someone hold on to their youthful mind. Respect. But whyd they fire ari? Im drunk.
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I’ve watched prolly like 100s of these comedy specials but this one has been my favorite.
"Have whatever reaction you want, just know that it's gonna be met with extreme hostility" lmaoooo
The story makes him 61 1977 42 years plus 19 equals 62 not 70
@@Enrique-peralta hi En P
Love how half the video is Eddie going off a tangent about absolutely nothing lmao
No it deff about how capitalism are fucking us
You need to have a very low IQ to think he wasn't talking about anything.
@@Dash-dd1ro try communism. It's a gas :)
@@georgepotter353 you're even worse than the idiot before. Sheesh.
Communism is horrible
"I'm from staten island, we communicate by hitting each other with bats." Lmao, I'm dead 👌🤣🤣🤣
Schmidty same
Also sounds like Boston
the language of the world.
These are the elderly people I always want to be around 💯
These?
Elderly?
People?
I?
Always?
I love how he just has a good time with the audience.
"I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER!
HAHAHA!
SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGER!?"
Literally, almost died laughing at that.. hilarious!
He looks like when timmy Turner wished to be older
omg bro that is so accurate
Oh my god hahahahahahhaha
He looks like Bruce Willis with a breakdown.
my talents:
1. putting bread in water
2. that’s it
You're a fucking idiot
I honestly think that's the dumbest piggyback comment I've ever seen. How could you even think that's funny or God really?
I'm scared that you're allowed to fuck and make more people
sonavagun Are you okay
sonavagun nice mental breakdown
The way Eddie changes tones throughout his story adds value to the jokes. Very funny dude.👍
Man, I felt this on a spiritual level. Eddie’s screams are how I imagine my own internal critic would sound like if it became its own sentient being and followed me around for the rest of my life yelling at me every time I did or said something stupid. Good stuff here.
Nick Longoria; Italian Americans.............why not?
Eddie is so relatable. He's a man of the people ❤
@@mark1952able what does that mean mark....what is it you want to express.......
I used to LOVE the intros now I can't skip em fast enough
Seriously. No Ari, no soul.
Never really liked them that much, they were always sort of stupid, but in a funny way. Now they are just unbearable
@@broken_blade2087 100%
Me2
They are the worst and its weird cause Roy Wood Jr. is actually really funny
this was so satisfying and funny. especially, the part where he goes on about how he admired her passion, her ideas and knowledge. it's rare and beautiful to not only love a person but also the fact that they're passionate about something in their life
Wait, he was with her six years, but never graduated...i don't think it was her fault he didn't finish
double entendre?
Wait........ six years and he never finished?
I was thinking the same thing
@@sweet65mustang sounds like he’s fudging the numbers a bit😂
This is like historys longest extracorricular.
Angry new York noises*
This gave me a chuckle, I love living in NY, love it here.
Luv N.Y. noises!!!
I’m watching this in my world history class, but my professor is a middle aged married man. Should I go for it?
Drew W Hell yeah partner!
You should fucking pay attention to your professor.
@@-scorpionox- but if he bangs him it's extra credit
Ross Geller says hi
Ross Geller says hi
This woman sounds like everything I could've ever wanted.
Seriously dude this guy lived a fantasy I didn't even dare to dream lol
@Pedro Abreu there's literally nothing in the story to suggest that, but sure
A communist.
@@thisguyrighthere3647 yep
@@thisguyrighthere3647 ok Joseph McCarthy...
2:16 -- _"... and so then I went to the college of Staten Island."_
OHHHHHH. Now all of the pieces fall into place.
I'm convinced that dude on the right in plaid with the dead stare, is a robot installed from the Rock-afire Explosion band as crowd filler.
i know right. i was like wtf is up with that guy, maybe he had to many edibles or was having a panic attack or something.
He was probably uncomfortable with the massive amount of communism 😂
He actually pops up in a few other vids and he always has that dead stare
He looks like Froggy Fresh.
"There's been revolutions all over and there will be one here eventually" And now we're living in it :')
I feel like revolutions succeed when people come together, otherwise it's just business as usual
After hearing 6 years I was done for lmao
I love that he keeps his few strands of hair on the top of his head lol gives a lot of character haha
Thank you very much for featuring Eddie Peppitone on this show! He is an excellent comedian & I highly recommend seeing him live. I hope you're able to have him on this show again very soon.
this old dude gives me flashbacks to when i was a cashier at walmart and old people would get really hostile with me
Max Baxley; He's only old physically.............
Ben Shapiro be like, "and that is how left wing collages indoctrinates people".
Collages are pictures, just a heads up
@@roxasreturns2183 LMAO
He's right. A collage I made eventually indoctrinated me into papier mache
Exactly, rules for radicals..disgusting.
Anyone else always skip the intro?... What a horrible idea to spoil the story before it even starts.
always
@@pucas420 Ahh, an intellectual.
Did you know they keep doing it because they dont read the comments.
@@michaelwlazlinski8967 Wouldn't be surprised, boss.
I mean the story is in the title on this one so no big deal, but yeah it can be annoying
Hate the waste of money intros but LOVE the stories! Hilarious. "Blood flying everywhere.." Hahaha
I feel like this is what would happen if Bernie Sanders did drugs...
You think Bernie Sanders has never done drugs? Lmao
Angel Bishop Bernie definitely did do drugs
Except it’s DAMN well true, you’re just naive to see.
You think Bernie doesn't currently smoke weed?
If bernie sanders was your schmuck of a kinda cool uncle
Pre Prozac hit me hard 😂 bruh I was 104 pounds and then I took Prozac and it’s been a year and I’ve gained 40 pounds despite doing the most workouts I’ve ever done and a professional dancer 🤦🏽♀️
Then dont Take it or make a Meth diet
@@UrbanClimber bruuuuuhhhhhh😂😂😂
@@leiladekwatro3147 Amphetamin diet is enough
"Are you my friend and my daddy?"
"FATHER IM IN THE FAMILY"😂😂
"It's been going on forever" Amen
Young men have a bad habit of ruining good things. I know i did.
It's even worse when you ruined a good thing more than once....
@@Bedevere Its a sad country song indeed.
Young people, in general, have a certain way of sabotaging themselves when it comes to their love life.
I messed up many things in my younger days. Still learning to be a decent man
Right there with you bro, just keep looking forward.
"IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOREVA"
Old= Wisdom
Old= Good Stories
Old= Experience
But most importantly...JOKES!
That little chuckle he has when describing his body in the 70's
Eddie, the groan from the crowd when you said, "...six years", was the pinnacle of a hysterically funny set.
Same story with a happy ending, and you got yourself Emmanuelle Macron, the president of France
Clicked to see if he was the professor or the student. 😂😂
he'd be in jail
No he wouldn't iv known college professors who married students ...
If you want to skip the always lame intros go to 1:03
Your a true hero good sir. I tilt my hat to you, your a true gentleman and a scholar
Ari did it better
Mark Taps your doing God’s work bro
@@Jangmo88 For me maybe half of Ari's intros were entertaining and even then only the first time. Everything else was boring at best and obnoxious at worst, to the point where I just skipped through them all. I mean, you can only see slow motion screaming so many times before you get tired of it.
How much of the lame comedy routine do I have to skip to get to the good part? Hell, the intro was far better than this guy's first half, so I'm giving up.
the red-haired big girl w/ the choker chain is really feelin this story
He’s a great storyteller. I really enjoyed listening to that.
He must have been gorgeous for her to put up with him for 6 years.
I saw the thumbnail and was like, “Damm what happened to Tom Papa”
😂😂
He’s a background character in Old School didn’t even notice until today I kept hearing “WHERE ARE U” in my head lmao
This was goddamn hilarious! Can’t wait for his special to be released!
“What was that, you fuck?” I CANT
Eddie is one of the best comedians. Especially live. Unreal.
This guy was fucking hilarious live, absolutely blew the other comics out of the water no conpetition
She would take me to these parties where everyone's speaking different languages and talking about historical things......and then one of them would say "So Eddie, what do you do"? And I would say...
I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER!
SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGA!?
Fuck, that's funny.
Watched his netflix special a million times,just a super duper guy that Eddie!!
4:21 EXACTLY
Hilarious as ever, but the ending is actually pretty sad. And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor was a man.
Who says people don't feel sorry for him?
@@EverTheAnnihilator I certainly didn't.
@@audreymuzingo933 Then why would you comment that people would feel sorry for him if he was a woman in that situation?
@@EverTheAnnihilator Try rereading what I said, very slowly and carefully.
@@audreymuzingo933 "And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor were a man" This suggests that no one left this video feeling sorry for him. Maybe you should reread what you wrote. Very slowly, of course
I fucking love this man. One of the most underrated comedians today
His dad impression kinda sounds like Jerma's yell.
Holy shit this was actually one of my favorite stories yet
The "GEEZ!!" I hollered after he said 6-years. 😂
BAGUETTES!!!
Yo, that's Eddie from Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell!
Do it the Gary way!!
Mate thats what I was thinking when I saw this video!
I said the same shit
Eddie Pepitone Always. Fucking. Slays.
HILARIOUS. I’d love to see him live. Gotta find his podcast!
When he yells he looks like a 50 year old smeagle
AYE the magical thicc girl is back in the front row and all is right with the world
This was hilarious😂
“what’s the matter you fuck” i have never seen someone do that shit on this series and im so fucking glad it did LOL
"What's the matter you fuck?!" I am dead LMFAO
Has the funniest yelling voice next to Ari.
Also, who let Emperor Palpatine off his meds? Guys? We talked about this....
He dont need no Prozac!!
I had a huge crush on the professor of my Civil War Literature class. If he had invited me to his place to explain Realism I would have lost my mind.
What a set. I need this dude to be on The Church of What's Happening Now podcast.
Holy shit! Could you fucking imagine him and Joey Diaz having a conversation!
I wish an old photo of him from the 70's popped up. Great storyteller nonetheless.
“…Stanley Kowalski with a little bit of knowledge of how the workers were getting screwed” deserves a presidency
Start 1:05 they delete this every time dont they??
Eddie Pepitone is underrated legendary comic man...
Eddie has such a fucking wonderful way of making any story into the best story you ever heard. I would fucking love to see him write a Broadwayshow or something like that :D
Baguettes were inevitable after he said beret
the revolution and the empire are constant
He was in college for 6 years and blames her for him not getting his degree?
Bill Angelos yeah sounds like he’s the problem.
I also wondered about that.
I'm not surprised that is how he feels considering how romantically he speaks about Marxism.
@4:40 He predicted the capital Insurrection led by trumps administration’s
"It's been going on FOREVER!"
He's really good.
Jeffrey martinez eddie pepitone is one of those comics you’ll never really hear about, unfortunately. He’s really good, but I guess he doesn’t get or seek the exposure he deserves.
I admire his attempt to say "Lech Wałęsa", but he failed miserably....
There's always someone who does some weird flex shit and you sir win that prize in this comment section. Just because you think you know how to say Lech Walesa's name more correctly doesn't make you better, or smarter for that reason. Again, that's some extra weird, weird flex.
@@povkilla Nah, I don`t feel better or smarter. And it`s actually impressive that he knows about that uprising in polish shipyard. But try to imagine a foreigner horribly mispronouncing names like: Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela. It feels a little cringy. And it`s not one of those really hard polish names like "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz", its easy actually.
His outburts reminds me of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein. Very funny.
IT'S FRANKENSTEEN!
@@larrythebag lol. Indeed it is.
Akila Smith very astute holy shit
@@FinneySP why, thank you sir.
Game on, comrades
abolish the value-form and dick down your teachers???
yo, another ancom? fuckin howdy
Wait, they were together for 6 years but he broke up with her when he was 20?
Off and on, he said. I assume that means he broke up with her and dropped out of college but somewhere down the line they got back together and broke up again over six years.
Michaeljefferson9000 I think his point was they started dating when he was 14
@@pavlemash1777 You're saying he started dating his college professor when he was a freshman in high school?
Michaeljefferson9000 I didn’t even watch the video it got boring before minute 5 I just concluded from the guys comment 20 year old - 6 years they were together = 14 year old
@@pavlemash1777 no dude. you dont have a college student teacher when you are 14. fool.
This is beautiful 😂😂
anyone else know him as Eddie Bastille from the show Maron?
One of my favorite comedians
He kinda scares me the same way Danny Devito scares me as penguin.
WOW! That was a great story. Hilarious, thank you Eddie.
6 years a hustler. What a boss.
I’m watching this at night, and at the beginning within the first 9 seconds there is a whistle that scared tf outta me. It sounds so clear I thought it was coming from outside my window or something.
I think i just learned 15 new ways to use the word fuck in any sentence.
Starts at 1:05
“A revolution will happen eventually” we’ve reached that time
The intro 😂
Ew. You watch the intros?
Definition of “Crazy Uncle”
When he said "👴😻" I felt that...
The best tortured soul ever to grace hell
I can't stop laughing!
Its hard to find raw talent in guy this old, its udually to honed for my taste. Good to see someone hold on to their youthful mind. Respect. But whyd they fire ari? Im drunk.
Because he was fucking annoying