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Pre Prozac hit me hard 😂 bruh I was 104 pounds and then I took Prozac and it’s been a year and I’ve gained 40 pounds despite doing the most workouts I’ve ever done and a professional dancer 🤦🏽♀️
@@Jangmo_SC For me maybe half of Ari's intros were entertaining and even then only the first time. Everything else was boring at best and obnoxious at worst, to the point where I just skipped through them all. I mean, you can only see slow motion screaming so many times before you get tired of it.
How much of the lame comedy routine do I have to skip to get to the good part? Hell, the intro was far better than this guy's first half, so I'm giving up.
She would take me to these parties where everyone's speaking different languages and talking about historical things......and then one of them would say "So Eddie, what do you do"? And I would say... I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER! SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGA!? Fuck, that's funny.
Eddie has such a fucking wonderful way of making any story into the best story you ever heard. I would fucking love to see him write a Broadwayshow or something like that :D
@@addrock123 But, not all of them you want back is the point. The fact that it is mentioned highlights how much they are wanted back, how pointlessly they were wasted, etc. Since you mention it, I wonder how many people wish they could get this time back. When political propaganda masquerades as entertainment like this; how many total man hours are wasted?
Ok I looked up a picture of him from when he was young and that woman would of been blind to not like him back. Life really did beat the shit out of him
Man, I felt this on a spiritual level. Eddie’s screams are how I imagine my own internal critic would sound like if it became its own sentient being and followed me around for the rest of my life yelling at me every time I did or said something stupid. Good stuff here.
this was so satisfying and funny. especially, the part where he goes on about how he admired her passion, her ideas and knowledge. it's rare and beautiful to not only love a person but also the fact that they're passionate about something in their life
There's always someone who does some weird flex shit and you sir win that prize in this comment section. Just because you think you know how to say Lech Walesa's name more correctly doesn't make you better, or smarter for that reason. Again, that's some extra weird, weird flex.
@@povkilla Nah, I don`t feel better or smarter. And it`s actually impressive that he knows about that uprising in polish shipyard. But try to imagine a foreigner horribly mispronouncing names like: Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela. It feels a little cringy. And it`s not one of those really hard polish names like "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz", its easy actually.
@@audreymuzingo933 "And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor were a man" This suggests that no one left this video feeling sorry for him. Maybe you should reread what you wrote. Very slowly, of course
The 'storming of the Bastille' is such an incredibly overhyped episode of world history... read up on it... they liberated like 5 people and a dog. Not even joking. One of the people they 'libertated' was a wealthy nobleman.
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I’ve watched prolly like 100s of these comedy specials but this one has been my favorite.
"Have whatever reaction you want, just know that it's gonna be met with extreme hostility" lmaoooo
The story makes him 61 1977 42 years plus 19 equals 62 not 70
@@Enrique-peralta hi En P
I used to LOVE the intros now I can't skip em fast enough
Seriously. No Ari, no soul.
Never really liked them that much, they were always sort of stupid, but in a funny way. Now they are just unbearable
@@broken_blade2087 100%
Me2
They are the worst and its weird cause Roy Wood Jr. is actually really funny
my talents:
1. putting bread in water
2. that’s it
You're a fucking idiot
I honestly think that's the dumbest piggyback comment I've ever seen. How could you even think that's funny or God really?
I'm scared that you're allowed to fuck and make more people
sonavagun Are you okay
sonavagun nice mental breakdown
"I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER!
HAHAHA!
SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGER!?"
Literally, almost died laughing at that.. hilarious!
I’m watching this in my world history class, but my professor is a middle aged married man. Should I go for it?
Drew W Hell yeah partner!
You should fucking pay attention to your professor.
@@-scorpionox- but if he bangs him it's extra credit
Ross Geller says hi
Ross Geller says hi
This woman sounds like everything I could've ever wanted.
Seriously dude this guy lived a fantasy I didn't even dare to dream lol
@Pedro Abreu there's literally nothing in the story to suggest that, but sure
A communist.
@@thisguyrighthere3647 yep
@@thisguyrighthere3647 ok Joseph McCarthy...
I'm convinced that dude on the right in plaid with the dead stare, is a robot installed from the Rock-afire Explosion band as crowd filler.
i know right. i was like wtf is up with that guy, maybe he had to many edibles or was having a panic attack or something.
He was probably uncomfortable with the massive amount of communism 😂
He actually pops up in a few other vids and he always has that dead stare
He looks like Froggy Fresh.
2:16 -- _"... and so then I went to the college of Staten Island."_
OHHHHHH. Now all of the pieces fall into place.
Young men have a bad habit of ruining good things. I know i did.
It's even worse when you ruined a good thing more than once....
@@Bedevere Its a sad country song indeed.
Young people, in general, have a certain way of sabotaging themselves when it comes to their love life.
I messed up many things in my younger days. Still learning to be a decent man
Right there with you bro, just keep looking forward.
I love that he keeps his few strands of hair on the top of his head lol gives a lot of character haha
Pre Prozac hit me hard 😂 bruh I was 104 pounds and then I took Prozac and it’s been a year and I’ve gained 40 pounds despite doing the most workouts I’ve ever done and a professional dancer 🤦🏽♀️
Then dont Take it or make a Meth diet
@@UrbanClimber bruuuuuhhhhhh😂😂😂
@@leiladekwatro3147 Amphetamin diet is enough
"IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOREVA"
He’s a great storyteller. I really enjoyed listening to that.
If you want to skip the always lame intros go to 1:03
Your a true hero good sir. I tilt my hat to you, your a true gentleman and a scholar
Ari did it better
Mark Taps your doing God’s work bro
@@Jangmo_SC For me maybe half of Ari's intros were entertaining and even then only the first time. Everything else was boring at best and obnoxious at worst, to the point where I just skipped through them all. I mean, you can only see slow motion screaming so many times before you get tired of it.
How much of the lame comedy routine do I have to skip to get to the good part? Hell, the intro was far better than this guy's first half, so I'm giving up.
Same story with a happy ending, and you got yourself Emmanuelle Macron, the president of France
He’s a background character in Old School didn’t even notice until today I kept hearing “WHERE ARE U” in my head lmao
I fucking love this man. One of the most underrated comedians today
She would take me to these parties where everyone's speaking different languages and talking about historical things......and then one of them would say "So Eddie, what do you do"? And I would say...
I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER!
SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGA!?
Fuck, that's funny.
BAGUETTES!!!
“what’s the matter you fuck” i have never seen someone do that shit on this series and im so fucking glad it did LOL
What a set. I need this dude to be on The Church of What's Happening Now podcast.
Holy shit! Could you fucking imagine him and Joey Diaz having a conversation!
"It's been going on FOREVER!"
When he yells he looks like a 50 year old smeagle
Has the funniest yelling voice next to Ari.
Eddie Pepitone is underrated legendary comic man...
Yo, that's Eddie from Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell!
Do it the Gary way!!
Mate thats what I was thinking when I saw this video!
I said the same shit
Only watched this because of YPFIGTH, and now my eyes are opened to a whole new world!
Game on, comrades
abolish the value-form and dick down your teachers???
yo, another ancom? fuckin howdy
Eddie has such a fucking wonderful way of making any story into the best story you ever heard. I would fucking love to see him write a Broadwayshow or something like that :D
I think i just learned 15 new ways to use the word fuck in any sentence.
the revolution and the empire are constant
"ITS BEEN GOING ON FOREVER"
forever is a long time to be in love - Stockholm S, 1776
This aged well…..
anyone else know him as Eddie Bastille from the show Maron?
When he said "👴😻" I felt that...
The greatest human being.
He should have a visual of him at that time so I would believe this story.
Big Up Eddie Pepitone¡!
The intro 😂
Ew. You watch the intros?
I love Eddie!!
This eddies most famous vid i feel bad i want him to blow up in popularity hes my fav
Fifteen minutes of your life you are not getting back.
Et Tu just the same as any 15 minutes..... you dont get any of it back
@@addrock123 But, not all of them you want back is the point.
The fact that it is mentioned highlights how much they are wanted back, how pointlessly they were wasted, etc.
Since you mention it, I wonder how many people wish they could get this time back. When political propaganda masquerades as entertainment like this; how many total man hours are wasted?
Good
Ohhh, this clown, @@lovepeace3601, is happy everyone's time is wasted. Nice.
It went on for 6 years and he didn't get a degree? Well damn.
Ok I looked up a picture of him from when he was young and that woman would of been blind to not like him back. Life really did beat the shit out of him
Belsnickel he’ll always have those eyes 💕
Am I the only one who ALWAYS watches the intros!?! They’re so enticing 😂
1:04
The mvp
This is beautiful 😂😂
Damn, Bruce Willis is so multi talented.
"off and on for 6 years" "it's because of that bitch I never got a degree" 😂😂
Red head on left most definitely went down memory lane 💬
😂😂
I'm Indian and I understood the Stanley Kowalski reference. This guy is two generations older than the audience.
Funny.
Excellent
The thermostat
i was watching this at 0.9 and everyone seemed high
Tom Papa is looking rough
1:10 when it starts
Is his father Donny from Trailer Park Boys? :D
This guy would make for a great professor.
Is this irony?
Brilliant!
Fucking baguettes - salute
This is so fucking funny
5:22 XD
7:53 she shoulda ran tbh
It is weird to be in your 60s and look back at how you used to be.
The guy in the bottom right in the plaid shirt is bored out of his miiiiinnnddd
This was fanfuckingtastic.
Bro I guess the super rich killed the dentist too?
This dude is based.
"I'm from staten island, we communicate by hitting each other with bats." Lmao, I'm dead 👌🤣🤣🤣
Schmidty same
Also sounds like Boston
the language of the world.
He looks like when timmy Turner wished to be older
omg bro that is so accurate
Oh my god hahahahahahhaha
He looks like Bruce Willis with a breakdown.
Wait, he was with her six years, but never graduated...i don't think it was her fault he didn't finish
double entendre?
Wait........ six years and he never finished?
I was thinking the same thing
@@sweet65mustang sounds like he’s fudging the numbers a bit😂
This is like historys longest extracorricular.
Love how half the video is Eddie going off a tangent about absolutely nothing lmao
No it deff about how capitalism are fucking us
You need to have a very low IQ to think he wasn't talking about anything.
@@Dash-dd1ro try communism. It's a gas :)
@@georgepotter353 you're even worse than the idiot before. Sheesh.
Communism is horrible
These are the elderly people I always want to be around 💯
These?
Elderly?
People?
I?
Always?
Angry new York noises*
This gave me a chuckle, I love living in NY, love it here.
Luv N.Y. noises!!!
I feel like this is what would happen if Bernie Sanders did drugs...
You think Bernie Sanders has never done drugs? Lmao
Angel Bishop Bernie definitely did do drugs
Except it’s DAMN well true, you’re just naive to see.
You think Bernie doesn't currently smoke weed?
If bernie sanders was your schmuck of a kinda cool uncle
The way Eddie changes tones throughout his story adds value to the jokes. Very funny dude.👍
I love how he just has a good time with the audience.
Ben Shapiro be like, "and that is how left wing collages indoctrinates people".
Collages are pictures, just a heads up
@@roxasreturns2183 LMAO
He's right. A collage I made eventually indoctrinated me into papier mache
Exactly, rules for radicals..disgusting.
Man, I felt this on a spiritual level. Eddie’s screams are how I imagine my own internal critic would sound like if it became its own sentient being and followed me around for the rest of my life yelling at me every time I did or said something stupid. Good stuff here.
Nick Longoria; Italian Americans.............why not?
Eddie is so relatable. He's a man of the people ❤
@@mark1952able what does that mean mark....what is it you want to express.......
Anyone else always skip the intro?... What a horrible idea to spoil the story before it even starts.
always
@@pucas420 Ahh, an intellectual.
Did you know they keep doing it because they dont read the comments.
@@michaelwlazlinski8967 Wouldn't be surprised, boss.
I mean the story is in the title on this one so no big deal, but yeah it can be annoying
this was so satisfying and funny. especially, the part where he goes on about how he admired her passion, her ideas and knowledge. it's rare and beautiful to not only love a person but also the fact that they're passionate about something in their life
After hearing 6 years I was done for lmao
"There's been revolutions all over and there will be one here eventually" And now we're living in it :')
I feel like revolutions succeed when people come together, otherwise it's just business as usual
this old dude gives me flashbacks to when i was a cashier at walmart and old people would get really hostile with me
Max Baxley; He's only old physically.............
He must have been gorgeous for her to put up with him for 6 years.
Clicked to see if he was the professor or the student. 😂😂
he'd be in jail
No he wouldn't iv known college professors who married students ...
Hate the waste of money intros but LOVE the stories! Hilarious. "Blood flying everywhere.." Hahaha
I admire his attempt to say "Lech Wałęsa", but he failed miserably....
There's always someone who does some weird flex shit and you sir win that prize in this comment section. Just because you think you know how to say Lech Walesa's name more correctly doesn't make you better, or smarter for that reason. Again, that's some extra weird, weird flex.
@@povkilla Nah, I don`t feel better or smarter. And it`s actually impressive that he knows about that uprising in polish shipyard. But try to imagine a foreigner horribly mispronouncing names like: Barack Obama, Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Dalai Lama or Nelson Mandela. It feels a little cringy. And it`s not one of those really hard polish names like "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz", its easy actually.
"Are you my friend and my daddy?"
"It's been going on forever" Amen
Old= Wisdom
Old= Good Stories
Old= Experience
But most importantly...JOKES!
Hilarious as ever, but the ending is actually pretty sad. And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor was a man.
Who says people don't feel sorry for him?
@@EverTheAnnihilator I certainly didn't.
@@audreymuzingo933 Then why would you comment that people would feel sorry for him if he was a woman in that situation?
@@EverTheAnnihilator Try rereading what I said, very slowly and carefully.
@@audreymuzingo933 "And think of how sorry we'd feel for him if he were a woman and the professor were a man" This suggests that no one left this video feeling sorry for him. Maybe you should reread what you wrote. Very slowly, of course
"FATHER IM IN THE FAMILY"😂😂
@4:40 He predicted the capital Insurrection led by trumps administration’s
The non cuban coco diaz
That little chuckle he has when describing his body in the 70's
The 'storming of the Bastille' is such an incredibly overhyped episode of world history... read up on it... they liberated like 5 people and a dog. Not even joking. One of the people they 'libertated' was a wealthy nobleman.
It was the start of the French revolution and the French celebrate it every year as their independence day, pretty sure it's a big deal.
Thank you very much for featuring Eddie Peppitone on this show! He is an excellent comedian & I highly recommend seeing him live. I hope you're able to have him on this show again very soon.
He was in college for 6 years and blames her for him not getting his degree?
Bill Angelos yeah sounds like he’s the problem.
I also wondered about that.
I'm not surprised that is how he feels considering how romantically he speaks about Marxism.