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Again before I've even started: I just have to congratulate Jake on another well deserved Golden Mic

Arms up for Mondays

I'm obsessed with jakes would you want that/do that cockney voice. As a British guy it's the best representation of us

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Hands held high our fearless leaders push forward into a new week. Have a good week everyone ❤

Is it a requirement to have terrifyingly white teeth to work at Headgum? I wonder if there’s a name for a phobia of extremely large, white teeth.. cause I think I have it

Do you think cavemen played would you gather?

There is an equivalent to saying 'cheese' in Bulgarian which is 'zele' (pronounced zeh-leh) and it means cabbage.

didnt betterhelp recently get dunked or was that cleared up?

Whats wrong with being a Trump supporter?

I’m gonna vote for Trump for free but yeah sure I’ll do it for 400K

For backflip v thumb ring, a backflip is a pretty athletic thing to do. Would being able to do a backflip mean we also have the necessary athleticism to do a backflip? It might be worth it to be pretty athletic in perpetuity for basically no effort.

Free coffee for your family for life AND you get the superior phone? Easiest question ever

Acting like it's such a burden to have an Android in order to get free coffee for life is honestly so out of touch.

You own a podcasting company (a successful business venture) and are happily married (to a lovely wife). The catch is that you have to appear on the Headgum Podacst sometimes. Would you do that?

Geoffrey couldn't hope to deliver a podcast as rich as this.

I’m already practicing my straight arm sway for the live shows

Putting my arms up every Monday beats a cup of coffee every time

Blumenfeld shoulda ended the Would You Do It speaking Hebrew... cig in lip.

ok this is epic

The very same day I listen this ep I read this in my current book: "he has the kitchen make beef olives for the cardinal, stuffed with sage and marjoram" (from Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel).

Cracking an egg on the counter is so easy and literally leaves nothing if you do it correctly, I crack 2-4 a day and can't remember the last time I got shell in the egg or egg on the counter lol. Just crack hard enough to break the surface, the membrane and surface tension will keep the egg intact, then pull it apart with your middle and index finger on the top and thumb on the bottom, I do 2 at once with no issue.

th-cam.com/video/1qgnIxq3vZ8/w-d-xo.html BE INSPIRED _Brian_

Nothing better than my two golden boys doing the beautiful intro dance .. Thank you, Divas

Wow I never knew Jake has actual OCD. It's interesting his number to do things in is 4. My number to do things in are 3, or 6's. I wonder if he counts all the time in his head.

I freakin nailed the Tributary question yessss 🙋‍♂️ 💪

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According to google a cod sound is its air bladder!

I didn't know this, but sound can refer to the air bladder of a fish.

Great ep guys #freepalestine

Furthermore, Palette is just meat, it has nothing to do with your mouth. Google Palette de boeuf. In images.

Dried Cod Sounds Gadus morhua Characteristics Air bladder of cod Also known as Ventrelle or Ventrecelli Heavily dried and cured Wild Caught and processed in Eastern Canada in the Atlantic Ocean Product of Canada

I love how Jake’s been going off the rails the past few eps 😂

Still waiting on comparody and contrast segment…

&c is et cetera. The & developed out of people writing the word et so often it started to seem like its own letter.

Huge congrats to Jake for pitching another no hitter

Monday Blues relief comes around once more. With hand raising exectution looking damn near coorditated, how couldn't they do a live show. Cirque du Solei? How bout Jake and Amir, aye!?

The only silver lining on a Monday!

41:57 I would gladly contribute to a kickstarter to turn a recap bit like this into a full budgeted Jake & Amir video 😂😂

I’ll never forget seeing you guys live in Wash DC several times. Even though you both said DC was your least favorite city 😂 I hope to see you again live soon!

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Segment idea: reread some of your earliest articles for CollegeHumor

How interesting would it be to see Rice Master Geoff try to cook some of these?

Close enough, welcome back Snacks

haricots verts is french for green beans ✌

Those last two segments were hilarious, loved hearing about Jake and Amir-isms from the perspective of a middle aged British art critic

regarding “Broccoli &c”, &c is an old-fashioned way to write etc. (That said, a menu item called “Broccoli, etc.” is still pretty funny)

Here's hoping that the live show will have the hands up dance as uncomfortable looking as in this ep

Amir’s inability to crack an egg is mind-boggling and hilarious. If you haven’t tried it yet, the best way to crack an egg is by cracking two eggs into each other. This might sound like a joke but I’m dead serious. Because of physics or some shit only one egg will crack open

Amir not knowing how to say fricassée is absolutely the most taupe thing I’ve ever seen