I’m going to be a dickling, but these are so much better when you two are together in the studio. Is it so much to ask that one of you completely relocate your family and sell your home so you two live in the same state again?? I deserve so much more than this…this…zoom.
For all the ‘Hogwash or Ha-Eun’ players: Do you open with a series of defensive Hogwashes before initiating your Ha-Euns, or do you open strong with an aggressive Ha-Eun offensive?
I play a very Ha-Eun forward game personally. It's high risk, high reward. I just think nobody wants to see a Hogwash heavy slugging match for hours at a time like the book recommends. I often find the unorthodox approach can throw opponents off guard
True connoisseurs recognise the strength of a Hogwash opening. It’s an extremely versatile style that allows you to transition into a Ha-Eun gambit if you sense an opponent’s weakness but you can still hang back and pepper shots with a variety of Hogwash tactics.
Everybody knows you need to establish a foundation first implementing a barrage of Ha-Euns, the word Hogwash is only uttered if and only if you notice your enemy becoming too comfortable. Fuckin idiots
If you guys do Cameos again you should buy a cheap Cameo to intro the segment! Imagine an obscure foreign TikTokker fumbling through a 30-second intro to a game they don't understand for only ten bucks, who says no to that
7:00 wow J&A's whole vibe about Bam Margera is just *concerned* like Jake saying "his number's gonna make me sad" and then Amir's face wasn't even like "haha." it was just "yeah..." Then the real number, look at Jake's face. he's just like "really???"
Bring back the mean theme goddamnit! This "nice" theme is itself a riff on the mean theme. Over time the joke will be lost completley. Emphatic? Emphatic!!??? Its been said before but...we deserve so much more than this.
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I’m going to be a dickling, but these are so much better when you two are together in the studio. Is it so much to ask that one of you completely relocate your family and sell your home so you two live in the same state again?? I deserve so much more than this…this…zoom.
I was actually legit thinking this episode that I prefer them over Zoom. But to each HER own.
For all the ‘Hogwash or Ha-Eun’ players: Do you open with a series of defensive Hogwashes before initiating your Ha-Euns, or do you open strong with an aggressive Ha-Eun offensive?
I play a very Ha-Eun forward game personally. It's high risk, high reward. I just think nobody wants to see a Hogwash heavy slugging match for hours at a time like the book recommends. I often find the unorthodox approach can throw opponents off guard
True connoisseurs recognise the strength of a Hogwash opening. It’s an extremely versatile style that allows you to transition into a Ha-Eun gambit if you sense an opponent’s weakness but you can still hang back and pepper shots with a variety of Hogwash tactics.
it's just a theory, a lame theory
Everybody knows you need to establish a foundation first implementing a barrage of Ha-Euns, the word Hogwash is only uttered if and only if you notice your enemy becoming too comfortable.
Fuckin idiots
Its like pitching you see, you have to establish your fastball (Hogwash) only then can you freeze them with a curveball (Ha-Eun)
Jake definitely deserved a golden mic for the opening…
If you guys do Cameos again you should buy a cheap Cameo to intro the segment! Imagine an obscure foreign TikTokker fumbling through a 30-second intro to a game they don't understand for only ten bucks, who says no to that
i am desperately wanting to see this in any form
I have to let the old theme song go… but my friends… how can I forget, when I haven’t yet forgiven?
‘Twas but a dream.
Really should let it go lol
It was so good, I presume they will rotate it back in
I’m sure they’ll change it if you keep asking and letting it control your thoughts
"Pass-me-the-treasure guy at the office" is one of my favourite bits you've done! 😁
Best part of my Monday
I was late, too much work. But now, best part of my Monday! ❤
7:00 wow J&A's whole vibe about Bam Margera is just *concerned* like Jake saying "his number's gonna make me sad" and then Amir's face wasn't even like "haha." it was just "yeah..." Then the real number, look at Jake's face. he's just like "really???"
i love the tuft of hair on the back of amir’s head like a cartoon character 😭
its time to take a break
@@coreyperdue37 no he turns around in the beginning and he has a noticeable big tuft of hair and i think it’s silly
That last segment’s first writing prompt was just the plot of the movie Equilibrium
The idea of Thigo Silva doing a cameo for Jake is obscene😂😂😂😂😂
Also there's no way he'll say come on any team other then Chelsea😂
The way the mics line up visually tickles me just so
You guys should “accidentally” use Geoff’s dregments intro one time
loved the star wipe!
Still annoyed about the time I paid $1,100 for 25 second Cameo from Amir and he gave me a Zoom infection.
That cameo game was fun
bring back the rosenburgs to jake and amir - they sold them weed, died by footballs and cheered for them to eat feces. they deserve an ep
Dan's Mysterious Joyride is my favourite Jojo's Bizarre Adventure spin-off
Ah yes, Segments, the biggest Westworld podcast on the internet.
Guessing cameo prices was surprisingly intense
amir please get yorgos on buckets
Drop the thou on Dice Clay
Whole episode of ads that weren't written by Amir? 👼
I mean it is Jake and Amir not Amir and Jake
38:40 so equilibrium but replace christian bale with a 2 year old
They should have titled their Serkis/Cena vehicle “And Dan”
Jake once said he couldn’t imagine Damon on hot ones. Did he ever find out that Damon did eventually go on hot ones?
Cameo segment rules
What happened to the studio?
Amir showed up to work with a toupeé and Jake fricken moved to New York
@@jakedemedeiros9978 😭
@@jakedemedeiros9978 damn you amir
They live in different states and only meet up sometimes in either the LA or NY studio to record.
Another week snubbed
NEW ZEALAND! THEY MENTIONED NEW ZEALAND!
The movie idea segment is getting a little old!
can yall do a cameo i'd buy it
Divergent?
Bring back the mean theme goddamnit! This "nice" theme is itself a riff on the mean theme. Over time the joke will be lost completley. Emphatic? Emphatic!!???
Its been said before but...we deserve so much more than this.
nice bedhead ashmeer
we deserve so much more than this
Dude every episode i beg for the old theme song. Every time i hear "and all things considered" i die a little
Yall should stop promoting betterhelp! 🙌
Yeah they really should, on the bright side it’s the one I feel least bad about skipping past.