Jake and Amir Pitches - Segments - 12
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- In this episode we discuss D&D characters, cryptic crypto tweets, and being sick.
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They should do a segment where they take audience submissions and give advice on things, call it like "should I be in your position" or something
Great idea! Name needs a little work though. Maybe “Had I Been In the Situation this Audience Member was?”
Maybe it can start out funny & eclectic and then over the years sort of drag on & become predictable & morph into a weird teen dating app advice podcast until both of them are just sick & tired of it
@@LazarusIsBackBaby Outta pocket. I hardly followed the If I Were You podcast even though I was such a fan of the show, but that does seem accurate.
dnd campaign where Kim Ha-Eun and Meiron Wheff explore eachothers bodies
This is actually a REALLY good idea for a porno of sorts
46:50 Amir purchased a blow your own glass studio from his friend Mickey, but Mickey neglected to mention that you also need a coal burning oven to blow glass, so the deal, much like Murphs Grandmother, died.
Jake and Niko being married is the best idea you've ever had and it needs to happen.
Ah the theme song hits every time, always gets me hyped for the ep
I think you guys should do a segment called "If I were you, now." where you re-read questions you answered on If I Were You and answer them now and then listen to how you answered the question on the podcast years ago.
Alluding to the end, please find Niko and interview her about your shoot! I'd love to know if she knew who you guys were, what she thought of the weird humour.
I'd love it if they went back to their og like their quick characters. Giving out scenarios the other plays out
Amir’s DND character is sick
I'm early into it, but I don't understand how the idea of him being a Spore Druid shooting people with a moldy blowdart isn't the chosen option.
please he needs to lay down
And WHITE
@@ConverseSC Because spore druids don't have enough HOB for the little chipmunk. I do think the blowdart was the move though. To be honest a Warlock bound to an extraplanar viral deity is kinda perfect, cause like the connection would make him a little sick, but the powers let him make others reaaaaaally sick.
you did do it for patreon!!! cyfüüs the bard lol
Unironically I do think an “If I Were You” homage segment every once in a while would be pretty cool
I genuinely found the crypto jargon explanation instructive. Like a tldr of a Dan Olson video
Hearing Jake try to feel out the "mullet for this gullet" line was taupe
dope
mieron wheff, coming next week on naddpod
Yo, plague Warlock with a Lovecraftian supervirus patron is such a cool idea
You guys have never sounded older than explaining Minecraft
Amir should obviously have been a white dragonborn, constantly has has a cold (breath weapon) and incorporates his initial impulse
I'm amazed neither of these guys knew what Minecraft was. Odd.
Jake and amir : four loko
Amir just learned about four loko and is drinking them because of the kids that died in 2011. When jake explains how he used to have them all the time with his aunt before he dropped out of college, he is trying to talk amir out of it and explain how its not cool anymore, just a cheap drink for alcoholics. Amir says he bribed a high schooler for the premium blend and he wont let one drop go to waste. He starts chugging it down, obviously pretending it tastes good. He gets halfway through the can, stops, and thinks its the craziest drug experience ever. Punching the air and accidentally farting between punches. Annoyed, jake busts amir joy by saying they fixed the formula. Theirs no caffeine in it. Amir, distraught, loses all interest in the drink and turns on jake for letting him drink the caffeine free beverage. Jake, fed up, then steals it from him and chugs the rest down and with his insecure grin, says dont you think theyre still cool now. Cut to amir with 10 four lokos with one in his hand chugging.
was actually playing minecraft while listening to this
it's Animal Crossing adjacent, you'd most likely enjoy playing it
😂😂 always hilarious
Segment idea: set up the $egmania coin and let's create some generational wealth
Isn’t Merion where Kobe played high school basketball
It was Lower Merion High School in Ardmore Pa
Oh sweet starting off shaking things up with some medical talk, just what everyone was waiting for
lets get it
STARTED IN HAH
do a full dnd session! invite the 2 crew
Holy shit. I can’t believe they really don’t know who Minecraft is.
Jake and amir idea: Jake comes back from an event gets another tattoo! Amir on X or nah posts his tattoo and almost instantly gets a tattoo artist to recreate it on himself weak from being sick and giving blood he gets the tat. To reveal that Jake’s new tattoo was just a temperary tattoo he got from an event. Like burningman.
Hoping for at least more than two segments this time.
I'm hoping for just 1 segment each week... oh goddamn that's just the podcast that they canceled to ... wait a minute!
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Not Another D&D Segment
That's far too much constitution for a sickly boy.
Did Jake Roll those stats right? I thought it was 5d6 and dropping one… because holy shit 4d6 gave him some low stats. There’s a chance I’m just absolutely juicing my characters stats though.
it's 4d6, drop the lowest.... better hope your DM doesn't see this!
Yeah your starting stats should be somewhere between 10-14 on average. Then race bonuses and levels add more.
@@makeshiftGnomeshit. I’m going to dungeon court.
@@jakedemedeiros9978 the dice Christ confession booth awaits you should you wish to repent !
I legit had a roommate in college named Miron, although he pronounced it differently
Segment idea: Poetry or noetry but its jon wolf stories vs real life stories from news articles online or whatever
Jake and Amir: Wheff
Discuss current tv shows/movies/books/media
You guys are thinking of a warlock.
Dnd Characters 3:45
Jake and amir pitches 15:32
Ad read 21:26
Poetry 23:54
End of episode 40:53
This is all wrong
Not even close
Upvote!
15:45
jakes hairline is better than 2010. hmm....
Sauce
you guys should play another chess game
Segments in the segments podcast WTF
dat wallpaper so uggy!!!!!! amir!
Stopia to the moon
sad to see how quickly this has devolved into nothing resembling comedy
Alright making up for last week i hope...
Just call the podcast illnesses
Ohhhhhkay. I stopped the video and unsubbed when Jake said “Minecraft. It’s a video game right?”
Jake and amir idea: Jake comes back from an event gets another tattoo! Amir on X or nah posts his tattoo and almost instantly gets a tattoo artist to recreate it on himself weak from being sick and giving blood he gets the tat. To reveal that Jake’s new tattoo was just a temperary tattoo he got from an event. Like burningman.