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please ract to "Dutch & German dialogue that sounds like English" by King Ming Lam

Did he really leave out the whole series of "Weichei, Warmduscher, Bausparer, Sitzpinkler, Schattenparker and Schönwetterzelter" (which all translate to "weakling")?

Duolingo is in fact good enough to get at least a beginner and advanced beginner level to a certain degreee. You'll definitely get an impression of how the basics work. But nothing more than that mostly, which is totaly fine, I think.

I am so proud to have the freedom to can say "ficken" even on German TV without beeping it out. Take this "Land of the free". :D

The biggest difference is that Dutch is spoken from the back of the mouth and German is spoke from just behind the front teeth. You can also hear that clearly in this video.

Just a hint: the English translations are censored, e.g "Schei**e, sie hat einen P...." has nothing to do with homework ("Hausaufgabe"). The real translation should be quite obvious.

In Germany bleeping wasn't really a big deal. On TV people tended to avoid swearing but there were also some shows were this was the selling point of the protagonists. And bleebing isn't really a big thing, at least it's definitly not manditory. Since most of social media is US-owned, german content creators now have to beep out swearwords, if they want to make money on that platform - Even if you 'only' have a german audience. I personally know a podcast run by a public broadcaster, where the host regularly encourages his guests to swear, cause they don't monetize their contant anyhow.

4:31 Have you been downloading too much Asian po….. I mean… pop music?

in german media we never bleep, but because youtube is a US Company, that's a bit of a gray area, so some do, some don't

we dont bleep words out in germany, we are not americans

Must say he was pretty mild in his selection ;o).

It means "Shit, she has a penis". He pranked you lol

0:40 Being a defensive driver is fine and dandy but please keep in mind that your not the only one driving about and you might be a hindrances to people who drive for work, truck and Bus drivers are prime examples for this I find myself trapped behind cars that don't do 40 within city limits where the general speed is 50, this is in kph, way to often. Annoys me like nothing else, particular when I'm headed for my depot because my working time for the day is over.

Squirrel. Piece of cake 😉

The German speaker is overdoing it, as if he was talking to someone who is meant to learn German for the first time. It doesn’t sound authentic…

Horse / Pferd or Ross. Goat/ Ziege or Gais, Cock/ Hahn or Gockel.

Something to say about this German speaker: He's using what's called carefull speech, so the German everyday language is pronounced a bit differently, especially regarding the r sound: It is in fact as throaty as shown in the video, but not that hardly rolled and at the end of a syllable, it's usually vowelized in a way similar to British English. Also, the ä like in "Käse" is pronounced higher than in the video, just like the "ey" sound is pronounced in some North English dialects and regional varieties that are also used by TH-camrs like Ph1lza or JackSucksAtLife, to give an example. That all except r-vocalization doesn't really apply to the south of the German language area, where the everyday language pronunciation is often, but not always, heavily influenced by dialects like Bavarian, Swabian or Swiss German and thus there are major differences in pronunciation, that are easy to hear. The r for example is rolled at the front of the mouth just behind the teeth, where the d and t are also produced and the ä is pronounced just like in the video. Also, voiced sounds get often devoiced and the aspiration of voiceless stops, the puff of air which is going with the release of your p t and k in most Germanic languages (except Dutch and Afrikaans for some reason) is also unexistent in the everyday language of many German speakers in South Germany, Austria, Liechtenstein, Switzerland and South Tyrol Edit: I watched on and apparently the German guy does vocalize the r, but not always. But today, it is vocalized everywhere syllable finally by most speakers, so keeping it sounds a bit old-fashioned most of the time

Sieben also a great example for a b becoming a v

Cheese,kaas,Käse of course also the same word,just switch the k for a c...😂

I loved it, my sons loved it, i hope, my grand children will love these stories, too.

You should take a look at "Die Nudel " (the noodle), also from Loriot. I don't know if it has English subtitles, but you don't actually need them. The context is that a couple are on a date and he makes a very complicated and long-winded declaration of love to her.... and she can only stare.....😅

You should watch videos from Robswords. He often explains the origin of english and how it's ibviously highly influenced by German, and this influence went via the Dutch a lot. His videos are super interesting Also, I think usefulcharts has some videos on language too

There was a saturday night gameshow in the 70s , der große Preis,. In it a talking (comic) talking Dog named Wum. Later an Elephant called Wendelin . As a kid imwas allowed to watch this Show, Til those 2

Good news: We have made gawking and taking pictures or videos of these things an actual crime punishable by up to two years in prison now. Depends on how much you endanger other people doing this.

I had 5 years of Gernan in Dutch high school and 6 years of French and English. we only got German from the second grade. I guessed the one year difference stood for how close those languages were. It was not as hard as French for the Dutch kids so they could do one year less of it.

From what I understand, there is was a language continuum from the western Netherlands (Holland) south-eastward to Bavaria, Germany. This meant that the words and language structure changed slightly when travelling from west to south-east. For example in northern Germany, apple would still be pronounced as "Appel." "That" would be "dat" rather than "das." In the old days in northwestern Germany, the pronunciations of German words sounded more Dutch. There may be a stronger division between the two languages now at the border between the Netherlands and Germany.

His cartoon animations were nice. A little outdated. But his live sketches were (and still are) brilliant. As well as his two movies.

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please react on heinz erhard: die made

2:05 Ananas is French for Pine Apple

Die Nudel.... the best of ...Vicco von Bülow, Loriot ( Pirlo the French name for the oriole ) was one of the greatest German artists of our time, a fine person with a penchant for perfection and a humorist with an extraordinary flair. His work is an integral part of the culture of this country, and his death is therefore only external: he has long been immortal.

6:35 but he doesn't know, what he says - like a politician

Loriot did a show for British television, is included in a DVD set, would be interesting.

On TH-cam are videos about talking dogs, it needs much fantasy to recognize human language in this howling.

Always remember, Loriot's time on TV began in the late 50s. The way these figures speak shows quite some features of "polite public conversation" on TV at the time. But in the end, you're right: this one mocks the sensationalist talk show. But it also shows that at the time, there were not multiple sensational guests, but just one was sufficient ... (it also was the time when there were only two nation wide (West German) state TV stations - and one more or less regional one that basically covered one or up to three states.

Funnily I can understand Austrian German better than normal German. But I also had a few mandatory years of German on school so I should have some decent understanding anyway.

Moin, Moin Mister Kanada, sie sprechen schon ganz gut Deutsch. Bravo! Es sehr schön zu sehen, wenn Menschen wie Sie, sich für unsere Kultur und Sprache interessieren und sogar lernen. Sie machen das sehr, sehr schön. 👏👍Wie Sie schon sagten, der arme Mann möchte sich einfach nur entspannen und die Frau rennt wie ein aufgedrehtes Huhn hin und her und lässt den armen Mann einfach nicht in Ruhe. Zum Glück ist das nur eine Show. Wer denkt, die Deutschen können weder lachen noch lustig sein, liegt total falsch, ich weiß gar nicht woher das kommt. Ich lache sehr, sehr gerne und liebe Spaß. Diese Show kenne ich gar nicht. Wunderschöne Grüße und haben Sie weiterhin viel Freude. Ps. Die Deutschen sind Kanada und Schweden sehr Dankbar, ohne ihre Hilfe nach dem Krieg wäre die Deutsche Bevölkerung verhungert. 🙏🙏🙏

So funny, that you started with a 'Moin!', with no accent at all. Just plain at it is.

"But he doesn't know what he is talking about." "Like a politican!" That got me 😅

Yes, very funny! 😂

Hans Wilhelmie dafür schämen sich Niederländer ohne Grund. Wie Großvater sagte"Ein losgelassenes Piratenvolk das ständig stört beim Fußball ".

Keep in mind that the German guy is overenunciating a lot of the words ^^ That uvular trill for a lot or his Rs is an older pronunciation of the letter that is, to my knowledge, not generally used anymore. The much more common sound is a fricative. Like the Standard French R but softer. If I had to guess, I'd say the trill is mainly used for emphasis these days and mostly intuitively. The letter R is a really funny one. I never looked it up but I feel like the German language has most R sounds that languages can have, always depending on the area. Although I guess that goes for a lot of languages. Certain sounds just switch places more easily than others.

I bet that the dog can speak English as well as German. Maybe even Dutch

funny 🤣

DUTCH IS CLOSURE TO ENGLISH. !!!

I love it!

"I can't remember her name. Something with F or P." "Marlene Dietrich?" Every German knows this line. It's pop culture for decades now.

Watch the movies, more fun ! When he have to explain, the printer paper of less price, to the Boss. The company, use the paper until 2050😂

There is also a video by the same channel, that compares the West Germanic languages of English, German, Dutch and Afrikaans. 😊

4:10min In German we don't distinguish between apes and monkeys (and I'd guess the Dutch don't do it either). So aap/Affe means ape as well as monkey. 4:51min TIL "olifant" is pronounced like "Only Fans". xD 5:15min No, that's not how Germans sign "three" with their fingers! Didn't you watch Inglorious Bastards?