I've literally died to falling more times than enemies in Dark Souls 2. It's like certain areas have different fall damage than other drops from the same height.
Asdf fdsa they both would’ve hit the party’s and when the video first came out I thought star hit it because I never expect Jerma to ever hit anything good.
Xenoforge78 yeah I know. But he’s a funny guy so he tends to do funny. Things. And I like funny things so I remember them. I watch some streams of jerma playing.
something tells me Jerma's Bloodborne video came AFTER this "Oh I love Bloodborne, but when i go back to Dark Souls 2 I keep rolling off edges" Yeah Jerms We know. :)
+Skoshtwo PC had that bug with the original release, so the second release (scholar of the first sin) wasn't much of a change for us, but for consoles, it was a HUGE step back for them they weren't prepared for. They could easily fix the durability issue by doubling all the durabilities of items, but they are inept at bugfixing.
+Queen Chrysalis boy do I hear you x.x I had to incorporate Bracing Knuckle Ring into my loadout just to keep it viable, since the weapons I main are power-stanced and have a pretty low max durability. Thankfully this problem didn't affect Brotherhood PvP hardly at all though.
link to the EXTENDED cut of this video that used to be linked at the end of the video but youtube removed annotations: th-cam.com/video/tvOB_z99-z8/w-d-xo.html
Here's a joke for you guys. A year ago, I had a ex girlfriend, she always wanted to be a TH-cam STAR but she fears that no one will see her videos because she lives in Jermany. :^) God I'm awful.
The way Ster says "Are you... FUCKING... for REAL." When Jerma falls off again has become a part of my core being. It comes to mind as a default emotion in my head when I witness pure stupidity.
I've been watching this video off and on for nearly five years and it's still one of the single funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my entire life
Holy shit. Is this NG+ or regular NG? That was just an insane amount of enemies that were running around when STAR was trying to get summoned, and a drake right in front of the Blue Cathedral? Jeez.
Chris Merkel Studios Pretty sure it is, haven't gone to ng+ myself yet and it looks the same. Also, they made an awesome change to Heide's; after you kill dragonrider the area's difficulty ramps up due to new enemies and it presents much more of a legitimate challenge.
F-uck GooglePlus It doesn't punish you for that, that just isn't a mechanic of the game. Theres a shield in the game as a literal joke if you want to be technical, but that's like saying call of duty punishes you for using swords. It doesn't, there's just no swords.
hikaratu You couldn't be more fucking wrong. The game design was built around punishing passive playing styles. If you can't tell that you haven't played the game enough or at all.
It's funny because he won't see that ster replied to him until he accesses his desktop. Good job Google designers, leaving that important function from mobile versions of TH-cam!
Jackson Kerr STAR_ is no longer playing TF2 very often anymore, I think that has something to do with it. I think he's burned out by it and DkS II was a nice change of pace for him, even though it looks like he's already sunk 200+ hours into it (which isn't much in terms of experience, btw)
Jackson Kerr Honestly did not understand the joke, then. I haven't really watched his streams, and I'm discouraged from them because of rumors of admins from the Third Reich
***** 192.168.8.1 is the default IP for your modem, and the IP assigned to it is the IP for your "Home network". Any connected devices can connect to eachother using the first 3 parts of this IP address + a number (other than 1) from 0-255 for the fourth
Dude, you guys are AWESOME together! This was such a joy to watch! It totally destressified me during a tough finals week. Thanks a lot and keep up the great work!
Its so bizarre this video lived rent free in my head till like playing ds2 in 2018 and then pointing at the screen "THATS THE JERMA BOSS" when getting to chariot. fuck im old.
I remember a friend of mine on that bridge towards the Chariot. I specifically told him: "Careful, don't fall of the bridge" and as soon I said that I got that pop-up that my host had died. This reminded me so much of that moment xDDD
You two. My heart breaks knowing I have not found my compatible gaming buddy for so many years yet you two have found each other and are Sharing your experiences. Cruel world.
quick poll. Are dark souls 2's hitboxes shitty in PvE? i find that it is, but half the internet seems to deny there's an issue. I'm talking getting damaged when the enemy's attacks don't visually touch your character
***** It's definetly true. People who deny it are fanboys who dont see flaws. I love every game Fromsoftware made EXCEPT fark souls 2. www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/264t6s/the_actual_truth_about_hitboxes/
***** The hitboxes are only shitty in online mode. The broken hitboxes in PvE are only the enemies with AoEs and spears. You can block the spear, and you have the time to get completely out of the hitbox of the AoE Yeah... Grab hitboxes are pretty bad, too.... The problem is the game is balanced around people having fast roll (105 agility) iFrames, which can't be accomplished at base level. You need at least 30 levels before you can "spec" into med roll s. The good thing is you always have those s regardless of your equip load (unless you're fat rolling), but lower equip load changes your roll distance
i usually rock Adpt and Attune so my AGL is the max 110 and sometimes it still feels questionable, that combined with enemies seemingly rotating on the spot in an odd heatseeking pivot makes dodging seem less than useful. As for shields? yeah, some shields are ok, but what if i want to play 2 handed for the fun of it? Dodge and Poise aint gonna help me
This is a video every like month or so. Please god damnit its like your drowning me and giving me a breath of fresh air every fucking eternity, only to plunge me back into the watery pit of no STAR. I used to come here and go "MMM, WHATMAGONNAGET?!" and now its like "I think hes dead, he finally kicked the fuzzy bucket."
I have never seen that end clip happen before, is that a new and exclusive juicy bug for scholar? Also, Jerma really should've played Dark Souls 1 before this! I'm glad you got him playing though, despite all the hand-holding.
My buddy fell off the Blighttown wheel elevator even though I specifically said to wait for my instruction to get off.. I still remind him every chance I get xD
Why does it take like half a month to make around a 7 minute video? And you still try to distance yourself from TF2 yet you put in the thumbnail. Why? Make your mind up.
Cyndasaur The videos aren't even heavily edited, there are plenty of channels that do this type of editing and more and they upload daily. Whereas STAR literally takes 3 weeks to make a single video. He just cuts from 1 clip to the next, why should that much work take that long?
I didn't know there were gates in the chariot fight... I literally killed all the extra enemies, then equipped my lance, hid in one of the safe spots, faced outwards, and whenever he rode past I would attack, grazing his wheel, and I took no damage. I beat him in like 7-8 minutes. :x
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Jerma Falls Over: The Game
I'd buy that.
"Like dark souls with jerma"
***** Everybody do The Flop!
***** Rat DLC coming soon....
***** it's the sequel of Fallout: Fallover
It seems like Jerma doesn't understand the gravity of this situation.
Arexion5293 See what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This is truly the joke of a generation
+G Bean Lol is this a reference to Star_'s joke about obtaining the unusual effect of your enemy after beheading them with the eyelander?
Yes
SHIT The ground is shakin!
Further proving that the hardest boss in Dark Souls is gravity.
+DShephard We should put those filthy Al Bhed to the test of gravity, if you know what Im saying brudda
+SergioSource I just finished watching the newest part of that LP. LOL!
+SergioSource rikku best girl
+DShephard Thats what kills the hackers
I've literally died to falling more times than enemies in Dark Souls 2. It's like certain areas have different fall damage than other drops from the same height.
The way he pronounced effigy
+TransientTears Eh-fee-gee
+Impact Of Tesseract what's the right way then?
+Lyubimov89 its F-Eh-G, not f-ee-gee, but really it doesn't matter its like potato with an a and potato with an o
TransientTears I actually forgot how jerma pronounces it. Ee-fee-gee, heh
He's joking.
The funny thing is Jerma is the one who parried the pursuer
Watching it at .25 speed and hearing his "I got it!"
Asdf fdsa they both would’ve hit the party’s and when the video first came out I thought star hit it because I never expect Jerma to ever hit anything good.
@@wackyiowa724 Jerma is far better at Dark Souls than this video would imply lmao.
Xenoforge78 yeah I know. But he’s a funny guy so he tends to do funny. Things. And I like funny things so I remember them. I watch some streams of jerma playing.
jerma seems to love parrying
something tells me Jerma's Bloodborne video came AFTER this
"Oh I love Bloodborne, but when i go back to Dark Souls 2 I keep rolling off edges"
Yeah Jerms
We know. :)
B. Kamakaze this vid was made before that but came out after
***** Captain Obvious strikes again...
CallofDutyBlackOps28 i was not making a statement on what he said i was making a statement on the way it was worded
CallofDutyBlackOps28 Are you sure it isn't a fedora?
Dark souls - prepare to lose durability twice as fast on 60 fps edition
+Skoshtwo PC had that bug with the original release, so the second release (scholar of the first sin) wasn't much of a change for us, but for consoles, it was a HUGE step back for them they weren't prepared for. They could easily fix the durability issue by doubling all the durabilities of items, but they are inept at bugfixing.
+Queen Chrysalis boy do I hear you x.x I had to incorporate Bracing Knuckle Ring into my loadout just to keep it viable, since the weapons I main are power-stanced and have a pretty low max durability. Thankfully this problem didn't affect Brotherhood PvP hardly at all though.
+Queen Chrysalis That and mods = ban.
Boyz, how are we not surprised Dark Souls 3 has had a shit ton of issues on PC so far
Skoshtwo
One of numerous reasons that I'm waiting before picking it up.
2:38 Jerma totally got that parry, though.
"Don't worry I know this boss"
*enters room and immediately walks right off the side of a pit*
link to the EXTENDED cut of this video that used to be linked at the end of the video but youtube removed annotations:
th-cam.com/video/tvOB_z99-z8/w-d-xo.html
Thank you kind sir!
Thank you so much
Bless you
Absolute legend
"It's like trying to get a toddler through Mordor."
Decided to retry Dark Souls after all, huh, Jerma?
***** He shoulda started with Dark Souls 1...
LegendaryScully ikr
LegendaryScully I think he will try it out after dark souls 2
female Golden Freddy i know but he and ster_ can make a new one.
Jonathan MacDonald Roger that...
"this is like trying to get a toddler through mordor" I died right there because of how accurate and relatable this is XD
"You know... Don't say sweeeaarrss"
Are you some weird big daddy engineer mix
Incurablederp you got that pic from the red zone sfm by dunkle nice
Ibrahim Bro This sexy gentleman has earned himself a cookie.
Incurablederp Watch yo profanity
MrFloryboi Right i'm sorry
Dark Souls 2: Prepare to Fall Edition
Dark Souls 2: It's Raining Men Edition
Dark Souls 2: Hallelujah it's
raining men Edition
"Don't think so, that's not gonna kill me" *-Jerma 2015, Last Words*
FUCK YES DARK SOULS THIS MY SHIT
YabbaTroll HOORAH!!!!!!!!!!
Phoenix Gaming praise the sun ! sunbro!.
Phoenix Gaming wait, thats ur shit, whow, ur shit costed 60 dollars once......Before it hit the toilet
Dank souls
Nurse Valentine Prepare to Smoke edition
"I know this boss..."
This is the most helpless human in the history of ever.
Here's a joke for you guys.
A year ago, I had a ex girlfriend, she always wanted to be a TH-cam STAR but she fears that no one will see her videos because she lives in Jermany. :^)
God I'm awful.
gug
Kc Mccorey It's a pun-
Kc Mccorey I'll let your brain develop the joke.
Got it.
This was horrible
Wow. I don't think I could help him either.
you and me both
+Solaire of Astora \[T]/
The way Ster says "Are you... FUCKING... for REAL." When Jerma falls off again has become a part of my core being. It comes to mind as a default emotion in my head when I witness pure stupidity.
0:32
You'll never truly run away from TF2, will you?
@Juice Boy very bad news :(
This comment aged like milk
Well for one I'm glad he's doing his own thing
I've been watching this video off and on for nearly five years and it's still one of the single funniest fucking things I have ever seen in my entire life
Holy shit. Is this NG+ or regular NG? That was just an insane amount of enemies that were running around when STAR was trying to get summoned, and a drake right in front of the Blue Cathedral? Jeez.
Nope SotFS. Which is much better than the original game imo, fewer artificial difficulty gang bangs and more intelligent enemy/item placement
Swiggity Krinks
No, I knew it was SotFS, but this is regular NG? If so, I'd love to see what that area looks like in NG+.
Chris Merkel Studios Pretty sure it is, haven't gone to ng+ myself yet and it looks the same. Also, they made an awesome change to Heide's; after you kill dragonrider the area's difficulty ramps up due to new enemies and it presents much more of a legitimate challenge.
Chris Merkel Studios SotFS changes stuff, but that was also NG+++ due to bonfire ascetics
STAR_ Hey star how do you feel about the game so far? could this be an actual series?
That's message ahead shit is still here to this day today
Samuel Wright, Lord of Cinder saw it today lmao almost 2020 , makes me so happy
Danny Devito's Titty still here😑
Hope it’s still there.
So that's what Jerma meant when he said he "Tried" to play DS again.
I think Jerma's falling for you, Star.
It's true love at first sight.
***** I don't think anyone gets it
we get it.
***** I think I get it...
***** JERMA HAS TO BE IN THE MOOD FOR STAR
Jerma tries desperately to git gud.
Those Bloodborne tactics won't save you now Jer-bear, it's all about patient maneuvers and stamina management now.
spikegilfer1997
It especially wont save him from the prevalent cliffs just begging to be fallen off of
spikegilfer1997 What are you talking about it's just the same only blood borne punishes you for being a bitch and hiding behind a shield.
spikegilfer1997
Or you can wait till the enemies decide to jump off to their own doom.
F-uck GooglePlus It doesn't punish you for that, that just isn't a mechanic of the game. Theres a shield in the game as a literal joke if you want to be technical, but that's like saying call of duty punishes you for using swords. It doesn't, there's just no swords.
hikaratu You couldn't be more fucking wrong. The game design was built around punishing passive playing styles. If you can't tell that you haven't played the game enough or at all.
Can someone give me the link for extended? I'm on mobile and can't find the video.
Lee Grant th-cam.com/video/tvOB_z99-z8/w-d-xo.html
STAR_ omg its ster_
It's funny because he won't see that ster replied to him until he accesses his desktop. Good job Google designers, leaving that important function from mobile versions of TH-cam!
RalphArwen that's because STAR has the best, and the worst luck ever!
Thank you good sir.
jerma hitting a 50 on the dragon vs ster hitting over 500 is he using the parry dagger like a REAL WEAPON WHAT IS HE DOING !!!
"You hit him for 11."
CARD-COUNTING DETECTED. KICKING STER_.
1:26 Effigy hahaha
+Noise Eh-fee-gee
I love how stars so relatable now
Jackson Kerr STAR_ is no longer playing TF2 very often anymore, I think that has something to do with it. I think he's burned out by it and DkS II was a nice change of pace for him, even though it looks like he's already sunk 200+ hours into it (which isn't much in terms of experience, btw)
...I was making a joke... In his stream he always says he is the relate-able gamer...
Jackson Kerr Honestly did not understand the joke, then. I haven't really watched his streams, and I'm discouraged from them because of rumors of admins from the Third Reich
Thole You've Kampf to the Reich Platz, Herr.
Thole Achtung my vriend! Vat does ze train zay on ze way to ze concentration kampf? Jew Jew! Jajajajajaja!
1:29 eff-ee-gee... effigy... it's eff-a-gee lmao Jerma xD
TheMightyWill he made a funny, tho
NoHomeLike 192.168.8.1
He did =D
***** 192.168.8.1 is the default IP for your modem, and the IP assigned to it is the IP for your "Home network". Any connected devices can connect to eachother using the first 3 parts of this IP address + a number (other than 1) from 0-255 for the fourth
He's joking
Star_ slew a dragon with Guts' Dragon Slayer
Dude, you guys are AWESOME together! This was such a joy to watch! It totally destressified me during a tough finals week. Thanks a lot and keep up the great work!
Is it just me, or can we really see the moment when Jerma fell for STAR, in this video?
What is with Jerma and falling off cliffs? It's like his truck punchline.
it is called dark souls 2 because you buy it twice
I remember when STAR_'s TH-cam name was Niichts
Jerma and Star's laughs give me life
The "Oh my FUCKING GOD" in the beginning keeps bringing me back to this video.
I think that is one of the few instances of ster swearing in a video.
Jerma and Star have the power to make people either buy or ignore games with their videos
Its so bizarre this video lived rent free in my head till like playing ds2 in 2018 and then pointing at the screen "THATS THE JERMA BOSS" when getting to chariot. fuck im old.
"This is like trying to get a toddler through Mordor"
I'm gonna steal that lol
The beginning had such a "Where's the door hole?" vibe
God please let there be more of this, I want to see Jerma beat the Boss Gravity.
What nobody realized, is that gravity was the first, mid and final boss, and has claimed more lives than any of the other bosses.
It's kinda like watching ants climb up a plant, you can see them clamber all over the leaves but some end up stumbling and falling off.
That message trail is a beloved DS2 landmark
how do we get to the extended version now that those old annotation style links are gone?
The toughest enemy in dark souls 2: gravity.
I thought I’d seen all the jerma + star videos but I’ve somehow never seen this one! 🤩
Holy crap how have I not come across this before?! This is HILARIOUS! I was in tears by the end of that video
Wow... I loved DS1 and 2, but looking back it's crazy how much better DS3 looks with the same artstyle
It's not the same art style,at all. It's grey and stuff
+AydarBMSTU yeah I'm not really a fan of it.just looks like bloodborne
Reunified by the same game.
I remember a friend of mine on that bridge towards the Chariot. I specifically told him: "Careful, don't fall of the bridge" and as soon I said that I got that pop-up that my host had died.
This reminded me so much of that moment xDDD
That game where you can just waiting every one fall off the cliff and you win.
What r u? Casul?
fucking dex whores & magic users...
Gravity is the real final boss of dark souls :P
Oh man, so you were the writing thr "message ahead" messages :DD It appeared in my game like a week ago :D Gr8 vid btw :)
I feel Jerma's pain on so many of those deaths.
Reminds me of the great rat war of 37
You two.
My heart breaks knowing I have not found my compatible gaming buddy for so many years yet you two have found each other and are Sharing your experiences.
Cruel world.
So that's where all those messages talking about messages came from. I found those in my world, a couple of them.
same
The was the best thing ever. I'm so glad you finally released something after dying from getting hit by two trucks, because this was hilarious.
quick poll. Are dark souls 2's hitboxes shitty in PvE? i find that it is, but half the internet seems to deny there's an issue.
I'm talking getting damaged when the enemy's attacks don't visually touch your character
***** It's definetly true. People who deny it are fanboys who dont see flaws. I love every game Fromsoftware made EXCEPT fark souls 2.
www.reddit.com/r/DarkSouls2/comments/264t6s/the_actual_truth_about_hitboxes/
***** The hitboxes are only shitty in online mode. The broken hitboxes in PvE are only the enemies with AoEs and spears. You can block the spear, and you have the time to get completely out of the hitbox of the AoE
Yeah... Grab hitboxes are pretty bad, too.... The problem is the game is balanced around people having fast roll (105 agility) iFrames, which can't be accomplished at base level. You need at least 30 levels before you can "spec" into med roll s. The good thing is you always have those s regardless of your equip load (unless you're fat rolling), but lower equip load changes your roll distance
I think it has something to do with the survival stat or whatever also changing your s?
i usually rock Adpt and Attune so my AGL is the max 110 and sometimes it still feels questionable, that combined with enemies seemingly rotating on the spot in an odd heatseeking pivot makes dodging seem less than useful. As for shields? yeah, some shields are ok, but what if i want to play 2 handed for the fun of it? Dodge and Poise aint gonna help me
***** *madcuzbad* Also ds1 was waaaaaay more prevalent about enemies hitting you through walls, the royal sentinels will hit you through anything.
efeegy?
Jerma's laugh is great
This is a video every like month or so.
Please god damnit its like your drowning me and giving me a breath of fresh air every fucking eternity, only to plunge me back into the watery pit of no STAR.
I used to come here and go "MMM, WHATMAGONNAGET?!" and now its like "I think hes dead, he finally kicked the fuzzy bucket."
I have never seen that end clip happen before, is that a new and exclusive juicy bug for scholar?
Also, Jerma really should've played Dark Souls 1 before this! I'm glad you got him playing though, despite all the hand-holding.
Shilag nope it was in original one too
Sihnar Pwn I ran past all those guys tons to get to the chariot, and I never saw a single one fall off the bridge. Strange.
Shilag well for one you must be on the ledge and then have the ai be dumb enou to walk off the bridge
Shilag Jerma did/has played Dark Souls 1 before this.
You guys aren't having a falling out, are you?
oh so that's why i see so many bloodstains so close to the cliffs, it's jerma
This is the first time I've seen Jerma laughing while Star is mad.
I know this boss I got this (dies immediately)
The only reason I clicked on this
No, but it's a Scout on the thumbnail.
Playing Dark Souls II with Jerma.
"Like Trying to get a toddler through Mordor" - Ster 2015
My buddy fell off the Blighttown wheel elevator even though I specifically said to wait for my instruction to get off.. I still remind him every chance I get xD
Inb4 generic tf2 comments.
#holebound
This is great! really hope to see more souls content from you two!
I feel your pain, one of my friends did the exact same thing on the executioners chariot
_This comment has received too many negative votes_
True
sox memories
sox No it hasn't.
_This comment was poorly received by youtube's community, like that really means anything_
sox back in the days... not that long ago, actually
Last
TheOrochimaru27 nice meme
TheOrochimaru27 Actually your were first.
Damo McLighter :D
Hyaenidae 8:15
Nicky Lebron Ye
I'm glad you recovered from the truck accident.
I kinda want a face cam when Jerma falls to see the disappointment in stars face
Why does it take like half a month to make around a 7 minute video? And you still try to distance yourself from TF2 yet you put in the thumbnail. Why? Make your mind up.
It was to represent Jerma as a baby, and him as solaire trying to get him through darksouls.
Don Tran I know but he's just keeps fueling it.
Cyndasaur The videos aren't even heavily edited, there are plenty of channels that do this type of editing and more and they upload daily. Whereas STAR literally takes 3 weeks to make a single video. He just cuts from 1 clip to the next, why should that much work take that long?
"Let me get this door."
*Scratches nails across a chalkboard*
Holy shit.
That message he wrote at 3:28
It's still there. I literally read it 3 days ago. It has hundreds of ratings.
Yep. Same. Or it had a lot of clones.
1:50 - 1:55 I could watch this part all day.
Now Jerma must face his greatest adversary, gravity.
Its really good to hear that STAR_ recovered from being hot by multiple trucks and dying.
Jerma has fallen and he can't get up
Help I have fallen and I can't get up! - Jerma
I lost it when he went into the boss fight and walked right off the edge lmao Jesus Christ
I'm going to call Potions in Final Fantasy XV Crunchberries from now on, thanks Jerma.
I didn't know there were gates in the chariot fight... I literally killed all the extra enemies, then equipped my lance, hid in one of the safe spots, faced outwards, and whenever he rode past I would attack, grazing his wheel, and I took no damage. I beat him in like 7-8 minutes. :x
My God, Jerma can't be so blind to fall off so many times. No freaking human that plays a Souls game can be that blind.
ik this is an old video and comment, but the part where he fell off immediately at the chariot fight I almost shit myself from laughing
In fairness to Jerma, DS2 PC used to a had an issue where weapon degredation was tied to frame rate.