I love how whenever Jerma's at a crescendo of his complaints about ster's luck it gives him a 12/10 spawn spot and his voice instantly goes deathly silent
J.D. Black I suppose so, but I feel like in that person's vids they always seem like the victim, rather than the perpetrator. (Except for "Jerma is miffed 3.1415")
TreePuncher I used to think these jokes were unfunny. I still do. It's extremely unoriginal and it makes liquid hatred spew out of my eyes when I see it.
Taolem Don't you know? Memes don't go the hell away until they've been run so far into the ground they reach the other side of the damn planet. I believe It's called "unoriginality."
@@seekerofthe6459This! As much as I enjoy Jerma's new stream catalogue of jokes, arcs and gags, a lot if not all of the community favourites are mostly derived from his chat's by now rather formulaic inputs and dated jokes. His and Star's old videos have a timeless quality to them that the new stuff just doesnt, in part due to them not really playing up on the current and rather rapidly dating memes and jokes. They're such classics that fans still reference them in both their chats to this day and that's saying something given the age of the videos
"Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-" Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him. He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…” For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends. "Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through. "Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something." "I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains." "It’s a bet." Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else. They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead. "Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time. "Hey Jerma?" "Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second. "Dont say swears, Jerma." He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.” The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza. It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not. Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door. "Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly. "Yeah?" "I owe you some curtains." Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?” To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips. Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness. "Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
Anthony Smith There really aren't that many players. I play often, but you might have to hop servers to find players at certain times of the day. Luckily, the lag compensation is pretty good.
I love how how well Jerma plays is always in inverse proportion to how tilted he is. At the start, not-tilted, be played pretty well, but then Ster started getting him and he got tilted and played badly but by the third match he was just having a lot of fun, and played really well. It’s really funny to notice.
@@InVinoVeratas When two variables are inversely proportional, an increase in one variable will cause a decrease in the other. In this example, Jerma's skill is inversely proportional to his level of tilt: if Jerma isn't tilted at all, he plays very well; if Jerma is very tilted, he plays terribly. Good luck with the 6th grade!
It's actually a shame this game didn't take off. It was probably the most fun shooting game I've played, just because of the simplicity getting rid of anything that would feel unbalanced... You need a friend to play with though
I love using hitscan with stuff like the railgun so I might check this out. It's a pretty weird idea though. Why would someone make a game with rats shooting lasers?
Does anyone know the game that they played were they took control of troops and a part of their base became a giant robot? I think I might go insane if I can't remember it so pls help
Rats, we're rats _We're the rats_ We prey at night, we stalk at night, _We're the rats_ *I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules!* _Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!_ You sang that in Jerma voice, didn't ya? ;)
Heh, a friend of mine told me he was banned on this game for aimbotting, ironic b/c this game would attract some of the best quake/xonotic/cpma/etc players so you would expect epeople like him to not be banned for just being too good lol sorry for shit English, windows phone is fcking trash and its autocorrect is like trying to tie your shoes with a fork and knife
DarknessViper99 Hehe, definitely. I'm going to have to write some aimbots of my own for a certain upcoming project before someone steals the luxury of me doing it before them.
I thought jerma is a casual that doesn't really care about who wins, but I guess that was before the plague hits.... (I'm so sorry for making this joke.)
Red spy See: Jerma's last video about h1z1 where he talks about "before the plague hit..." and because everyone thinks they're funny for repeating the joke infinite times?
Best thing about Jerma & Star is neither has changed much since these days. Also no controversies like so many other TH-camrs I liked back in these days.
![Spy Party: It's Always The Monopoly Guy [w/ STAR_]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-e4kUmcj6PA/mqdefault.jpg)
![Spy Party: It's Always The Monopoly Guy [w/ STAR_]](/img/tr.png)
"Star, go ahead and uh, give yourself uh, let people know who you are, and where they can find yo-"
"DEEEEEEEEEEH!"
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
DEEEEEEJHHH
Insomnia great acting great job great acting.
I love how whenever Jerma's at a crescendo of his complaints about ster's luck it gives him a 12/10 spawn spot and his voice instantly goes deathly silent
20:09 You ever get so mad that you slip into another accent? Happens to me all the time.
YAUR OWN THEY LAHM-PUST AGAAAAIN
+Carlo Martini aAHHH YOR EEN DEH LAHMPHOST AGEHN!!
What even is that?
You are on the--
DAH, YUR ON DA LAHMPOST AGAIN
That was a german accent
jerman accent
Who else is binge watching jerma and stars old videos because they were literally golden
Good times. Also I’m the first comment
but that was before the plague hit
I binge watch those videos way too often
They’re like comfort food for me
Still here. These guys were actual gold
In Star's video's I'm always rooting for Star to win, and in Jerma's video's I always root for Jerma
I'm so conflicted
SAME
I always want Jerma to win...
+DubstepLemon It's because we generally root for whoever's perspective it is.
J.D. Black I suppose so, but I feel like in that person's vids they always seem like the victim, rather than the perpetrator. (Except for "Jerma is miffed 3.1415")
I'm always for Yerma. ✊
_"I thought you were going with the joke, but you just were dumb."_
*~_Star, 2015*
_Star
"i always lose bets"
fuckin prophetic wow
After today's stream... yeah..
@@JoNarDLoLz ok this a year old what was the context?
@@Sharphe i think jerma lost to a bet
@@Sharphe i think they are reffering to the noita "bet" that ended up leaving him in severe debt.
@@dripgod4286Nah, that was way earlier than the day @JoNarDLoLz commented, so who knows
This was so frickin entertaining to watch. Thanks for the free laughs, as always Jerma
Vintage Jez comment
holy shit fella time sure flies huh?
no problem
@Austin Thiago well this is a new type of spam lmao
This is an extended version of the training montage from Rat movie 2 before the Rats all out war with the cat police.
JERMA VERSUS STAR
JERMA VERSUS STAR
JERMA VERSUS STAR
***** And hash out Star_ memes.
giguyjoe2nd but that was before the plague hit
Decietful Cake Is this really going to be a thing?
giguyjoe2nd Have you seen the comments section?
Decietful Cake That's why I was asking.
"Seriously it's so hard to shoot in that little hole"
-Jerma, 2015.
i c wat u did ther
But that was before the plague hit..
I used to make sexy jokes like yours. That was before the aids hit.
S-Senpai.. I'm stretching out for you~!
But that was before the plauge hit
5:08 it gives me a special feeling to know Jerma has been like this for so long and hasnt changed
I was gonna make a plague joke like everyone else in the comments, but that was before the plague hit...
I used to think that joke was funny...that was before the plague hit
mariogalaxy64100 It was in the aitch one zed one video
TreePuncher I used to think these jokes were unfunny. I still do. It's extremely unoriginal and it makes liquid hatred spew out of my eyes when I see it.
Ben Ackerman Welcome to the TH-cam comments section. Here's a rifle, have fun.
SuperMarioman11 Thanks, but I'm not new here. I already have a rifle.
rats?
rats
were the rats
we prey at night
we stalk at night
we're the rats!
I'm the giant rat
that makes all of the rules
Let's see what kind of trouble
we can get ourselves into
This is a piece of art.
Senpai A floos?
Slavesforsale1 yes.
I actually don't mind the "Jerma and Star kinda just hangout" videos
This game is fucking stressful to watch.
Maybe it WAS...before the plague hit
Scrub detected
TreePuncher I can tell that's gonna get annoying.
Taolem
You're saying it isn't right now?
Taolem Don't you know? Memes don't go the hell away until they've been run so far into the ground they reach the other side of the damn planet. I believe It's called "unoriginality."
"STAR_, why don't you introduce yourself?"
"DEEUGHHHHHHHHHHHH"
5:10 "Actually I lose every bet" Yes... you do Jerma
Star_ had it coming, cuz Jerma knows loads about Rats and Ancient Mayan Treasures
This game is seriously underrated, especially from a streaming perspective this looks fun as heck
Jerma is honestly the under appreciated king. How can someone's 7 year old videos be this entertaining?
It was made to be entertaining then. Also maybe no dated jokes.
@@seekerofthe6459This! As much as I enjoy Jerma's new stream catalogue of jokes, arcs and gags, a lot if not all of the community favourites are mostly derived from his chat's by now rather formulaic inputs and dated jokes.
His and Star's old videos have a timeless quality to them that the new stuff just doesnt, in part due to them not really playing up on the current and rather rapidly dating memes and jokes. They're such classics that fans still reference them in both their chats to this day and that's saying something given the age of the videos
The beauty of inside jokes
Oh god, the simultaneous screeching at 10:19 had me dying.
I call it, the Jerma/Star_ mating call.
"Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-"
Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him.
He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…”
For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends.
"Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through.
"Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something."
"I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains."
"It’s a bet."
Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else.
They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead.
"Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time.
"Hey Jerma?"
"Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second.
"Dont say swears, Jerma."
He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.”
The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza.
It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not.
Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door.
"Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly.
"Yeah?"
"I owe you some curtains."
Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?”
To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips.
Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness.
"Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep.
spunty saurus 〳 ͡° Ĺ̯ ͡° 〵
+spunty saurus lewd
+spunty saurus fuck my eyes.
never gonna gib you up.
This joke was actually funny!
thx mane
Never gonna put you down
ProGuyGaming! Never gonna run around and gib you
Never gonna make you cry
These "before the plague hit..." jokes hit different now.
Ah, do you too find yourself watching old Jerma and Star videos? In these times its all we have left...
Winstoneyy this comment hit
Yeah... :(
but that was before the "before the plague hit" jokes hit
This comment is a year old. It's fucking wild how it's still relevant now.
Jerma cutting off his own exclamations with a quick edit will never not be funny.
Splatoon, with instakills and rats.
Ratoon
pretty sure this came out before splatoon so technically splatoon would be this without instakills or rats.
this game is nothing like splatoon!
Splatz
they're all doom clones
+Hambooga it's a meme
The amount of times the word "fragged" was used in this video, I was honestly surprised that Jerma didn't make a Fistful of Frags reference.
*Insert an action that the user did in the past here*
*Insert "But that was before the plague hit" here*
Still to this day, no better duo has ever existed than jerma and star
This video made me buy the game.
That and Railgun-only Quake was already a ton of fun.
Everyone go buy this game and just click people.
railgun only quake was so much fucking fun
Is it still alive? I think i'd like to try it.
Anthony Smith There really aren't that many players. I play often, but you might have to hop servers to find players at certain times of the day. Luckily, the lag compensation is pretty good.
Do you still play? There is a dedicated server that people fill dm servers with :)
Still one of my favorite video intros
the orange level looks really similar to ropeburn's office from the original Mirror's Edge. minus the giant rat statue that is.
The giant rat is elsewhere...
How is this video almost seven years old!? I remember watching this back in 2015...
This is probably the most even-skilled game I seen them play. Both are equal.
JERMA VS STER JERMA VS STR, EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
My personal favorite parts:
10:16 *rage screech*
10:20 *extremely hype screams*
10:27 SHOOT THE RAT AH AH AH AH
This game WILL be the next big esport.
I appreciate fast paced shooters
This is one of the most entertaining Jerma/Star videos in a while.
I love how how well Jerma plays is always in inverse proportion to how tilted he is. At the start, not-tilted, be played pretty well, but then Ster started getting him and he got tilted and played badly but by the third match he was just having a lot of fun, and played really well. It’s really funny to notice.
In Inverse? what does that even mean?
@@InVinoVeratas When two variables are inversely proportional, an increase in one variable will cause a decrease in the other. In this example, Jerma's skill is inversely proportional to his level of tilt: if Jerma isn't tilted at all, he plays very well; if Jerma is very tilted, he plays terribly. Good luck with the 6th grade!
This reminds me of tribes ascend, rip tribes ascend
I cry everytime... *pours one out*
*casually hides his third person MOBA*
I used to play Tribes Ascend, but that was before the plague hit.
thebobman47 We mostly hate Lo-Rez, typically not Smite itself....
or at least that's what I think, can't guarantee your safety
thebobman47 i still play both. But i distinctly remember a third...
I thought I was watching a quake mod
I wouldn't be surprised if this game started out as a mod for some Valve FPS, but then was turned into it's own thing.
@@Takimeko The creator was heavily inspired by Quake's Instagib mode :)
please play more ~ this is so fun to watch
It was more fun...back before the plague hit
TreePuncher huh?....oooohhhh Rats...I get it...
monster25man Watch Jerma's H1Z1 video
***** ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, now I get it, thanks :)
***** Nope it was Jerma's. Star's was the BERRIES BERRIES BERRIES one
"i lose every bet"
"I WIN I WIN I GET A HUNDRED BUCKS"
Put this in a playlist with Rat Movie and Welcome to Rat burger.
"You're gonna pull me on you?" -Jerma 2016
9:07 for those curious Mean Gene Okerlund also appears in ‘Homing Crit Rockets’
Victory fap at the end had me crying and laughing, and shidding, and pissing
21:54 how i thank someone
Star, go ahead and let people know who you are and where to find yo- DEEEEEH
It's actually a shame this game didn't take off. It was probably the most fun shooting game I've played, just because of the simplicity getting rid of anything that would feel unbalanced... You need a friend to play with though
20:08 fragged so hard Jerma developed an Israeli accent
Jerma should've made that bet. He did pretty good.
Also, "Rat Movie 2: Frag Movie" confirmed.
This looks like a ton of fun! :3 Well... it looked fun. But that was before the plague hit...
mariogalaxy64100 The zombie video Jerma uploaded before this one :D
mariogalaxy64100 Yep. The H1Z1 video. Although you probably watched it by now. :P
/s hue
This takes me back to my Quake 3 days. I'm definitely checking this out.
So, is "That's before the plague hit" the new "Arrow to the knee"?
Yes, but "That's before the plague hit" is vaguely funny.
Wingmaster 87 And that's how arrow to the knee started.
Angel Flash Arrow in the knee was never funny.
Wingmaster 87 It used to be funny, but then I took an arrow in the knee. But that was before the plague hit.
owo
Not really, considering it's never gonna spread on any other channels but Jerma's and Star's.
the shot jerma wanted to slow down literally had the laser through ster's body for 10 consecutive frames
Wow they really buffed the machina!
oh stars settin his controls up
Time to pretend i'm good
We used to be the rats, we prayed at night, we stalked at night... But that was before the plague hit...
Star_ 100% knew what he was doing with the talking comedy strategy
can we please get a rats instagibz 2021 rematch
Recommend it in the Discord
This game is so good.
Its a shame it's pretty dead.
STAR_ BACKWARDS IS _RATS
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
This was one of the first Jerma videos I've ever seen. Lots of nostalgia.
I remember when people still played this
People still do! We have an active discord and everything!
18:35 STAR's radiator speaks for it self
I love using hitscan with stuff like the railgun so I might check this out. It's a pretty weird idea though. Why would someone make a game with rats shooting lasers?
Why wouldn't someone make a game with rats shooting lasers?
Why would someone make a game about 18 mercenaries fighting over a train stuffed with bombs?
I used to think about why people made games...but that was before the plague hit
I heard that their two biggest sources for inspiration were Quake 3 and The Rat Movie.
captian bert Touché.
The Rats are back and they're better than ever!
my thanks my thanks my thanks my thanks
You know you're talkin' about reallystartin'torunawaywithsomethin'
lol i like how you're rocket jumping xD
That one better be in the next rat movie.
Ster's hatred of red maps goes far back
"You wanna talk comedy?"
Byeah
The 3rd map shown in this video is a perfect replica of an office from Mirror's Edge.
Neat.
jerma has hacks built into his gaming mouse
WOW! a game that jerma is actually good a- oh wait... nevermind
Why is this my favourite video on the internet?
Does anyone know the game that they played were they took control of troops and a part of their base became a giant robot? I think I might go insane if I can't remember it so pls help
The executives
+Joe Lockwood
Executive Assault
Its really fun to watch a game where Jerma and Ster_ are actually having a decent match and not just one of them stomping the other in an FPS.
I'm just gonna put a comment here. It's gonna be real crowded down here soon...
Prepare for the wave
+Joshua Ketch
Joshua Ketchum No kekkin. Not allowed in this swamp.
We'll need to prepare ourselves before the plague hits.
Joshua Ketchum Kek is for bozo's, but not good bozo's like me. I'm the best.
Holy shit, I remember watching this coming back from school. 7 years huh?
Rats, we're rats
_We're the rats_
We prey at night, we stalk at night,
_We're the rats_
*I'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules!*
_Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into!_
You sang that in Jerma voice, didn't ya? ;)
Jerma you don't even know yet, but you mad a new meme...
That was before the plauge hit...
Now we know what the rats do in the morning...
When Jerma said to Star "You gonna pull a me on you?" I thought he was gonna ask him if he was gonna pull it off.
04:30 no context needed. *insert lenny here*
I've watched the Rats movie so many times now that this is the only other video TH-cam can think to recommend me haha
i have watched this video 12 times
Glad I’m not the only one
The 1997 Boston Celtics finished 12th in the East with an overall record of 36-46
Heh, a friend of mine told me he was banned on this game for aimbotting, ironic b/c this game would attract some of the best quake/xonotic/cpma/etc players so you would expect epeople like him to not be banned for just being too good lol
sorry for shit English, windows phone is fcking trash and its autocorrect is like trying to tie your shoes with a fork and knife
Forks and knife...i used to use those to eat...before the plague hit
Yeah, aimbot would be brutal on this game, wouldn't be surprised if this game attracted some script kiddies.
DarknessViper99 Hehe, definitely. I'm going to have to write some aimbots of my own for a certain upcoming project before someone steals the luxury of me doing it before them.
***** haha I've played on a server w/ hal_9000 on Reflex, who was rightfully named AXE_9000
***** There is actually CPM player called Rat. ;)
7:29 you can see where Star spawned
You know it gets good when Jerma starts to make no fucking sense whatsoever
you can actually feel the happiness and relief of jerma at the end, after all those videos about him getting owned
RATZ INSTAGIB HAS A NEW UPDATE!! JERMA HOP ON!!!
I remember this video made me buy the game and now it’s just as dead as the Culling 2
same feelsbadman
making the jerma and star rounds once again
I thought jerma is a casual that doesn't really care about who wins,
but I guess that was before the plague hits....
(I'm so sorry for making this joke.)
not sorry enough mate
I don't get it, why are people making these jokes?
Red spy
See: Jerma's last video about h1z1 where he talks about "before the plague hit..."
and because everyone thinks they're funny for repeating the joke infinite times?
Oh now I remember. Thanks.
Best thing about Jerma & Star is neither has changed much since these days. Also no controversies like so many other TH-camrs I liked back in these days.