Joe Rogan Talks Lion-Killing Chimps, Terror Birds, and More

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  • @78Biggmike
    @78Biggmike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3751

    Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.

    • @sirnewb5750
      @sirnewb5750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣😂🤣

    • @smmp4367
      @smmp4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      78Biggmike
      jamie is the sexy version

    • @mafistowaltz4857
      @mafistowaltz4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bloop bloop

    • @silver3882
      @silver3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @colin2000e
      @colin2000e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More like he's living in the past before the abolition of slavery

  • @erichernandez8883
    @erichernandez8883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear
    In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes

    • @Moodybootz
      @Moodybootz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Eric Hernandez underrated.

    • @1rickopotamus
      @1rickopotamus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hahhaaa only rogan og's get this

    • @tristanfeinauer
      @tristanfeinauer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@1rickopotamus not really, it's fairly easy to understand.

    • @ricomusic1619
      @ricomusic1619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ljamison92
      @ljamison92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ☠️

  • @LennerPOPPADOPALIS89
    @LennerPOPPADOPALIS89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No shit

    • @LennerPOPPADOPALIS89
      @LennerPOPPADOPALIS89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @Prabhman Sandhu yes, he is allowed. I'm just stating that it's amusing.

    • @JimmyTurner
      @JimmyTurner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @Prabhman Sandhu wtf are you on about? Take your meds

    • @kolotoure3995
      @kolotoure3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Prabhman Sandhu take your meds mate

    • @MasterPiece-rg7ed
      @MasterPiece-rg7ed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are the best fighters!

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2855

    JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees

    • @gorillamane13
      @gorillamane13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Good

    • @theblackbasketball
      @theblackbasketball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Facts, I started researching chimpanzee attacks and I’m realizing how fucking dangerous these things are

    • @danny8852
      @danny8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since

    • @mattclark5861
      @mattclark5861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      You should be afraid of chimps. They are ridiculously strong and territorial and will fuck you up with a smile on it's face

    • @BarryMccockiner
      @BarryMccockiner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@danny8852 not only is there a news story but there’s the audio of the attack and it’s fucking gnarly

  • @GameLorePage
    @GameLorePage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    "Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)

    • @nawafoh
      @nawafoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      💀💀💀

    • @scoott8605
      @scoott8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Isn’t he 5’8

    • @GameLorePage
      @GameLorePage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@scoott8605 Nah fam

    • @GameLorePage
      @GameLorePage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@colt7526 Check your source

    • @masonharkness6437
      @masonharkness6437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He himself has said he’s 5’8 before lol

  • @cpaaretrofit
    @cpaaretrofit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US.
    Joe: must be like 30% of the US

    • @ryanm5578
      @ryanm5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The US is 29x bigger than Republic of the Congo, and the US is 4x bigger than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cuz politics.

    • @Andres64B
      @Andres64B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      "29 times smaller."?
      Smaller? Smaller than what? The correct way to put it would be is "1 29th the size."

    • @dystopiapolitical2126
      @dystopiapolitical2126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      Joe Rogan: How much is in a billion?
      Roe Jogan: At least a trillion

    • @ryanm5578
      @ryanm5578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Andres64B This isn't a book. This is a youtube comment section. Don't be a pedantic butthole.

    • @Andres64B
      @Andres64B 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@ryanm5578 I wasn't referring to you, I was talking about Jamie. And only because it's a pet peeve of mine. Try not being so sensitive, jerk-off.

  • @judogringo9974
    @judogringo9974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2758

    This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen

    • @christinadiaz8097
      @christinadiaz8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Conspiracy animal hunting hog talk..only thing missing is mma

    • @e.honchoo9596
      @e.honchoo9596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Christina Diaz dmt too

    • @benisboy2697
      @benisboy2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Instant classic.
      I'd love hearing Rogan narrate some nature documentary for sure.

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@e.honchoo9596 Haven't heard Joe talk about dmt forever.

    • @devincognito8932
      @devincognito8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      needs DMT

  • @paullutze9307
    @paullutze9307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about

    • @jtmnavy
      @jtmnavy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Google image urself u lazy F

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I figured he was talking shit. If he saw the lion-killing apes, how come no photos? There is like only 1-2 photos ever taken of them.

    • @paullutze9307
      @paullutze9307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      JTsuits ok boomer

    • @ericg1100
      @ericg1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      JTsuits what if theyre driving you dumb shitass

    • @Tokyosamurai23
      @Tokyosamurai23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JTsuits what’s up man big fan

  • @Crakinator
    @Crakinator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.

    • @P.Subaeruginosa
      @P.Subaeruginosa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs

    • @jayday1503
      @jayday1503 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people

    • @Thros1
      @Thros1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@jayday1503 so your saying that humans killed the dinosaurs and Jesus probably lead that revolution!

    • @jayday1503
      @jayday1503 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣

    • @jayday1503
      @jayday1503 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣

  • @momsaccount5042
    @momsaccount5042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    We need Jamie as a guest

    • @PK__44
      @PK__44 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We need him as the host

  • @lunhing5308
    @lunhing5308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂

    • @evanhorn6658
      @evanhorn6658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah well these things actually exist, or existed rather than religious fables and fairy tales

    • @pawelkrowalski3730
      @pawelkrowalski3730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the bigass birts!

    • @rolando2392
      @rolando2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over..
      We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud

    • @pandinus1377
      @pandinus1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And thats why we love him

    • @dylanwolfe7972
      @dylanwolfe7972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or mma

  • @theabstract4936
    @theabstract4936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever

    • @lore2587
      @lore2587 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Probably

    • @uhhbam
      @uhhbam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If only it involved dmt

    • @thatsright3713
      @thatsright3713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, it's missing DMT and Aliens

    • @hasoonnine
      @hasoonnine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its entirely possible

  • @blanchy
    @blanchy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone

    • @alexanderm3504
      @alexanderm3504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oj?

    • @SAVikingSA
      @SAVikingSA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      man I work in a body shop and this one hit me in the feels

    • @howard1852
      @howard1852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your picture tho.... why

    • @ManScoutsofAmerica
      @ManScoutsofAmerica 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He scraps metal out of trash, in my neighborhood

    • @SAVikingSA
      @SAVikingSA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@howard1852 never forget bro

  • @davidwallace5440
    @davidwallace5440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    "let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe

    • @FrankAllBlues
      @FrankAllBlues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭😭

    • @mattthedestroyer2804
      @mattthedestroyer2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Joe is only 5 7 tho lol

    • @joshhansen5259
      @joshhansen5259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah you’re fucking tiny. No man should be that short

    • @niko6309
      @niko6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mattthedestroyer2804 yess!!! I fucking hate it when he says he is 5'8. LIAR!!

    • @ernestinamarquez310
      @ernestinamarquez310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshhansen5259 😂😂

  • @jacobkobald1753
    @jacobkobald1753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals

  • @DeadBelowZer0
    @DeadBelowZer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.

    • @nerdlarge4691
      @nerdlarge4691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      🤣😂😅

    • @FishinWV
      @FishinWV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I am dead 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @jurassicsmackdown6359
      @jurassicsmackdown6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      So? animals are extremely fascinating. I'll take any opportunities to listen to/talk about animals

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's a joke man

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@jurassicsmackdown6359 You're the cousin, aren't you?

  • @gezzapk
    @gezzapk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa"
    Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..."
    Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear
    Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear"
    Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."

    • @jerseyltd
      @jerseyltd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha shit you ask siri

    • @sayyidshillingford6353
      @sayyidshillingford6353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @joelvaldez4246
      @joelvaldez4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @28made5
      @28made5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jamie really is getting good at finding things faster!

    • @jiggnorth3593
      @jiggnorth3593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe has a history of getting Jaguars and leopards confused.

  • @MikeB213806
    @MikeB213806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Joe: It's Bigger
    Her: it's 29 times smaller
    Joe: the WIDTH
    HER:🙄

    • @YannickJacq
      @YannickJacq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre :
      2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida

    • @rushpittsburgh4
      @rushpittsburgh4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amazing comment

  • @butchvito
    @butchvito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...

  • @its_niko695
    @its_niko695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen

    • @garymaidman625
      @garymaidman625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Still not as bad as cassowaries.

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looks like a Skeksis

    • @gregcushing1716
      @gregcushing1716 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shoebill's are the most evil looking bird with their grin 😁

    • @nateclark8208
      @nateclark8208 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m not sure if i believe this shoebills are pretty docile when it comes to humans. Like why lie? Either you are or someone did to you

    • @TheJakescott1515
      @TheJakescott1515 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nateclark8208could just be a crazy individual. Every animals got its own little personality maybe that shoebills just an asshole lmao

  • @natewright3340
    @natewright3340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan

  • @prashant_kerung_thegim0709
    @prashant_kerung_thegim0709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.

  • @HistoryandConspiracies
    @HistoryandConspiracies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..

    • @christinadiaz8097
      @christinadiaz8097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can't forget the hog acknowledgement as well

  • @malbogia8003
    @malbogia8003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you

  • @ACL124
    @ACL124 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2,209 lbs
    According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.

  • @elcappcollins8851
    @elcappcollins8851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan

    • @michaelsoto1221
      @michaelsoto1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I came to the comments just looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @tdestroyer4780
      @tdestroyer4780 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn't impressed.

    • @boyo3878
      @boyo3878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tdestroyer4780 Ok

    • @dillon8140
      @dillon8140 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tdestroyer4780 what are you some kind of hog critic

  • @quinnmoore5985
    @quinnmoore5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony

    • @dirtbiker4375
      @dirtbiker4375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quinn Moore lol these comments are so underrated, most people probably don’t get it

    • @quinnmoore5985
      @quinnmoore5985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dirtbiker4375 very niche joke lol

    • @PK__44
      @PK__44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t diss Joey Diaz like that bro 😭

    • @ozielnavarro1807
      @ozielnavarro1807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic

    • @ozielnavarro1807
      @ozielnavarro1807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha classic

  • @nivraMMA
    @nivraMMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    "Look at the hog on him phew"

  • @marcgiardina4043
    @marcgiardina4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Omg .....my compliments to the producer finally showing on the screen events being described!

  • @kaleaba8865
    @kaleaba8865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh the randomness of JRE is what makes it the best

  • @literallynobody25
    @literallynobody25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I could swear I've seen this title before

    • @FixedWing82
      @FixedWing82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Multiple times actually

    • @AxeKick80
      @AxeKick80 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is Joe’s bread and butter.

    • @nemskalk
      @nemskalk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, no, no, now are terror birds too!

    • @sirsmokealot705
      @sirsmokealot705 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every other month on JRE

    • @sayyidshillingford6353
      @sayyidshillingford6353 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yow the comments section got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @itza8334
    @itza8334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    @ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though

    • @Boddah.
      @Boddah. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You're right. Jaguars = South America, leopards = Africa

    • @ChadBenjamin
      @ChadBenjamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Boddah. Leopards are also found in most of Asia. They are notorious man-eaters in India.

    • @bxigtstreetboy
      @bxigtstreetboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Boddah. Jaguars actually live in North and Central America too. You'd be amazed to know they were plentiful once in Texas.

    • @tomhawkinson2162
      @tomhawkinson2162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time Flies I was just about to type the same thing but decided to see if someone beat me to it first. Ya got me👍

    • @Nastafar
      @Nastafar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.

  • @liquidalloy
    @liquidalloy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂

    • @YoungShoLive
      @YoungShoLive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      liquidalloy I know right?? I’m smoking as I write this and I’m like DUDE!

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hey man us stoners aren't all absent minded and forgetful!!
      There was more to this, I'm sure of it.... One sec, I'll remember, just hold on...

    • @sayyidshillingford6353
      @sayyidshillingford6353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao

    • @liquidalloy
      @liquidalloy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sayyidshillingford6353 lol and I love Joe Rogan but he was so silly with that comment lol

    • @sonoftheway3528
      @sonoftheway3528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its about as ''wide'' from north to south but, that's not what he meant....

  • @ChefTontu
    @ChefTontu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:41 that's like 14-15 feet, most likely 15 feet bc that little stud it's on is probably like 5 inches thick

  • @inquisitorfederov5470
    @inquisitorfederov5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thoroughly enjoy every podcast about predators and crazy ancient animals.

  • @phracture
    @phracture 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant"
    "Jamie look it up."

  • @TheUsername450
    @TheUsername450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds
    Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback

    • @STRmw2
      @STRmw2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i always referred to them as shit raptors

    • @dankmemes2354
      @dankmemes2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hill fuckers is my nickname

    • @dankmemes2354
      @dankmemes2354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To terror birds not me...

    • @josiahdennis4381
      @josiahdennis4381 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looooool, good one 😂

    • @xrfy5653
      @xrfy5653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      roid dodos

  • @jwallace5674wv
    @jwallace5674wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏

    • @matthale8090
      @matthale8090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave it to joe to point out how big a animals genitals are 😆

  • @paulgeary6511
    @paulgeary6511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THAT GUEST HAS A CUTE CLEAN SHINY NODE!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @handyishrandyish334
    @handyishrandyish334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan

  • @redharlow4522
    @redharlow4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Nobody:
    Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier

  • @CardeaShabazz1400
    @CardeaShabazz1400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.

    • @forwardmoving8252
      @forwardmoving8252 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.

    • @harsha1989able
      @harsha1989able 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...

    • @ej4458
      @ej4458 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can humans interact with it anyway?

    • @SprinkledFox
      @SprinkledFox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Harsha Rao You underestimate how powerful a regular chimp is. Now make it bigger- it could most definitely one up a lion

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SprinkledFox A leopards would body a chimp and they are smaller than lions. A female lions would destroy a chimp ( around 300 lbs).

  • @bigbong894
    @bigbong894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo

    • @PipoBones
      @PipoBones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hed shit his pants

    • @STRmw2
      @STRmw2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@PipoBones he'd deffo be one of those players with a aids dodo army

    • @griffenatekevinbacon
      @griffenatekevinbacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hed be rage quitting from kids wiping his metal hut

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would start monologuing to a Trex

  • @douglascampbell4993
    @douglascampbell4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Joe: you seen those American terror birds?
    Australians: you have casuaries too?

    • @Formakiwi
      @Formakiwi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I assume you mean Cassowaries? Casuaries sounds like a hipster shoe label.

  • @brokenwishbone422
    @brokenwishbone422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite part of JRE is the "If Joe Rogan had to guess" segments LMAO

  • @Matt-lx6cj
    @Matt-lx6cj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming

  • @Milk_with_chunks
    @Milk_with_chunks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?”
    Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”

  • @SasquatchHD
    @SasquatchHD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020

  • @Zackarria688
    @Zackarria688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe loves a convo along these lines it’s his favourite subject.

  • @adamwhite1662
    @adamwhite1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️

    • @buckodonnghaile4309
      @buckodonnghaile4309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm couch bound with a banged up knee and I've fallen down a Joe Rogan rabbit hole. Endless entertainment.

  • @JBrotsis1
    @JBrotsis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.

    • @vincenzovieri3743
      @vincenzovieri3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      North Carolina

    • @aceheru7855
      @aceheru7855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nonsense we got aJacksonville jaguars LOL

    • @nsq2229
      @nsq2229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jbroti 004 just in america in general

    • @aceheru7855
      @aceheru7855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both leopards and Jaguars that are melanistic are known as Black Panthers 🤯💯🤯

    • @JBrotsis1
      @JBrotsis1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NSQ222 / true...I forget jaguars have been seen in Mexico and some have reported sightings in way southern TX.

  • @-scrim
    @-scrim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.

  • @RichardCranium321
    @RichardCranium321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The end- "lions & tigers & bears... oh my!" 🤣

  • @jonb2756
    @jonb2756 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:28
    "They have scat samples"
    imma SCAT MAN!!! 🎶

  • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
    @Gentlemenpickleesq. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Jamie pull up that video of a bear fighting a bondo ape."

  • @mesicek7
    @mesicek7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year

  • @EasytheGoon
    @EasytheGoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Joe "there was an African lion that used to live here" Rogan

  • @BustaShenanigans
    @BustaShenanigans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"

  • @YungNic
    @YungNic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:09 I thought he said "Shoot Bill Burr, he lives there" he lives there 😳

  • @Syndrum
    @Syndrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When Joe @5:11 said "Have you seen that Shoe Bill Burr that lives there", I thought I was having a stroke.
    Shoebill Bird. Got it.

  • @slimmike56
    @slimmike56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan

    • @themissinglightninglink
      @themissinglightninglink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      says the man who is like 5'7" on his best day lol.. but I'm sure he wouldn't consider himself "tiny"

    • @gooniusmaximus94
      @gooniusmaximus94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marc Neese he’s 200 pounds jacked so he’s not really tiny

    • @themissinglightninglink
      @themissinglightninglink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.

    • @themissinglightninglink
      @themissinglightninglink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnM-sw4sc on the contrary, I can and did speculate that very thing.. well maybe it was more of a deduction but you get my point.

    • @themissinglightninglink
      @themissinglightninglink 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnM-sw4sc lol

  • @incognito7123
    @incognito7123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Jo is so professional at introducing ppl to “conspiracy” theories

  • @joshuasterling2144
    @joshuasterling2144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.

  • @daffow4904
    @daffow4904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Random guy: drops his pants
    Joe Rogan: Look at the size of that thing

  • @VintageFlowers
    @VintageFlowers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:51 What is that sound in the background? Joe also seemed to have heard it.

  • @sonnydortmund1513
    @sonnydortmund1513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan

  • @wu-tanggenerator9711
    @wu-tanggenerator9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely

  • @Bleek17Six
    @Bleek17Six 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan

  • @mikalbohn6806
    @mikalbohn6806 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Many years ago.. in the 90's... making me feel old joe

  • @caesar7734
    @caesar7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:09 The area of the Congo is about one third of the area of the contiguous United States. Its maximum width is about the same as the distance between Los Angeles and Dallas.

  • @xChimichungaCraft662
    @xChimichungaCraft662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan

  • @frameofmind229
    @frameofmind229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan

  • @Gavirael
    @Gavirael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So from what I understand from being a biology major is that the reason these animals were so much larger is do to higher oxygen content in the environment, larger environmental range and more prey. This allowed for much larger mammels.
    Also in many of these areas during the time these large mammels were roaming different places on the planet there was less competition for food and resources.
    So genetically the largest and strongest were allowed to breed becoming enormous in size through out thousands of years.

    • @rickh5088
      @rickh5088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Less competition leads to LESS pressure for the selection of the strongest/fastest/biggest animals. Having less competition for food and resources leads to stagnation in an evolutionary process. With little to no competition then there is effectively very little difference between the strongest and the weakest. They both live and they both reproduce so the evolution doesn't lead to much (if any) actual progress. This leads to situations where things like sharks end up being relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years. This is because there is relatively very little competition for them and so there is little environmental pressure for them to change.
      More competition is what leads to meaningful evolution. There needs to be SOMETHING that makes life harder for the weak individuals and thus allows only the strongest ones to survive and reproduce. This is true of everything, not just individual species of life. Take a business in a highly competitive market vs one in a very "easy" market. The ones that have strong competition are the strongest and most evolved because the weakest ones are constantly disappearing. The ones that have no competition are basically the same as they were when they first opened because there is zero reason for them to change since they survive just fine exactly like they are.
      The constant threat of ceasing to exist is what drives evolution. Taking that away by making survival easy immediately stops evolution. Historically it actually puts things at a much higher risk of extinction once survival becomes difficult again. The last thing that you want to see in an evolutionary situation is less competition.

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Humans were also bigger

    • @lh6740
      @lh6740 ปีที่แล้ว

      That makes sense. Oxygen makes larger healthier plants that have more vitamins and nutrients.

    • @johnalmaguer7118
      @johnalmaguer7118 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, put a baby in an oxygen tent for 14 years growing. Hed be a giant 😂😂😂
      Really, people will believe anything 😕

    • @ricktheexplorer
      @ricktheexplorer ปีที่แล้ว

      A larger planet too, meaning less gravity because of Earth's size. That coupled with a higher oxygen content; yes you are correct.

  • @giocommentary
    @giocommentary 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:50 he has to be on a mound^^
    why do you think the thing keeps upright and doesn't topple over? :P
    its lodged into a heavy block of something.

  • @johnboy4955
    @johnboy4955 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joes obsession of chimps turns into my obsession of chimps just like that

  • @christianpalmer3094
    @christianpalmer3094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”

    • @kingot9181
      @kingot9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Palmer lmfaoo

    • @andresvargas7650
      @andresvargas7650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this as he said it😂

  • @plumbandsquare1
    @plumbandsquare1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jamie must have "Chimps" on Google speed dial.

  • @dxk2007
    @dxk2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know you are having a good conversation with Joe when he is like "Do you know about this new chimp?" He is after all talking about his people

  • @jessehutchings
    @jessehutchings 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Australia pithecus 😂 freaking Joe Rogan

  • @BofaDeez77781
    @BofaDeez77781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators

    • @ChampHatch
      @ChampHatch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has champ

  • @coolmaan507
    @coolmaan507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joe buffs his head each week.

    • @TRY208
      @TRY208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Azad Alam every day

    • @evanhorn6658
      @evanhorn6658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your Mama buffs mine every day son.... Pew-pew!!

  • @davidfubuster1366
    @davidfubuster1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.

    • @NostalgiaforInfinity
      @NostalgiaforInfinity ปีที่แล้ว

      That's like 10 chimpanzees and 8 gorillas. Fascinating.

  • @ltrizzle12
    @ltrizzle12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan.
    It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.

    • @NathanLeeAnimations
      @NathanLeeAnimations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why? You expect him to know everything? Its his rapport that makes him a host and he doesnt get paid for it, he makes money because he pursued it.

    • @russkiydzhigit
      @russkiydzhigit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that, then to think 29 times smaller is still 30%.

    • @ltrizzle12
      @ltrizzle12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.

    • @chaseteter
      @chaseteter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And he didn’t flinch. He was way way way off and just kept it rolling. When you’re that wrong just own it damn

    • @dylanmurtagh666
      @dylanmurtagh666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok boomer

  • @Ali-ft7nw
    @Ali-ft7nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:35 🤣😂🤣 can’t stop laughing

  • @OneSockFellOff
    @OneSockFellOff 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe Joe Rogan is my go-to for animal content these.days. loving it!

  • @jakobpeters6602
    @jakobpeters6602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan

  • @caseyd471
    @caseyd471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When he said shoe bill bird I heard “Shoot Bill Buhr”

  • @k20z3keith7
    @k20z3keith7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Joe "look at the hog on him, woo" Rogan

  • @jensbang7329
    @jensbang7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's just say...
    Whatever Joe Rogan entertains...
    Deliverses!!!....

  • @AndiA666
    @AndiA666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol poor Jamie in his sleep probably still hears joe Rogan “to the left Jamie,yes” “no no to the right Jamie” lolol

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy’s on his way to getting the full Joe Rogan Experience for sure! If Joe brings up DMT, balloons and confetti will fall from the ceiling and a mariachi band will walk in.

  • @Love4boost
    @Love4boost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat

  • @ezeakiodarmey9448
    @ezeakiodarmey9448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder how many screen shots of Ark: Survival Evolved came up when searching Terror Bird.

    • @leeroyjenkins4855
      @leeroyjenkins4855 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      EzeakioDarmey i thought the same thing LMAOO

    • @CadenceWallace
      @CadenceWallace 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was just thinking that!

  • @bunkerhoneymoon2208
    @bunkerhoneymoon2208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i gotta wake up early tomorrow but im on a joe rogan "animal" marathon fucccc

  • @parham8279
    @parham8279 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why I find this so entertaining!

  • @takkiejakkie5458
    @takkiejakkie5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Why does Joe Rogan accentuate his b's and p's when he's either wanting to come off as dominant or talks about primal animals and ancient drugs.

  • @sayyidshillingford6353
    @sayyidshillingford6353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cheers to the Comments section. Never laughed so hard so unexpectedly

  • @cloutmuzikbeats
    @cloutmuzikbeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Joe “look at the hog on him” Rogan

  • @TheTbet
    @TheTbet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6ft chimp, 11ft bears, ufo, aliens

    • @jacktheripper9151
      @jacktheripper9151 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man my freaking dog is almost 7 foot.

  • @garymaidman625
    @garymaidman625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.

    • @Mick0296
      @Mick0296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This fact doesn't tickle their mystery boners though