I gotta be honest if I’m in croc infested waters struggling to get back into the boat and you punch me in the face to “calm me down”, I’m pulling you in with me 💀
Good to know, if I’m ever on a boat in croc infested waters with you and you fall out then almost tip the boat climbing back in; use the paddle to push you in the water so you can’t pull me in with you 😂
There is a huge 20ft crocodile in the Adelaide River in Australia called Dominator. Literal monster. If you have ever seen a large saltwater crocodile in a zoo or in a wild setting, the first time you ever see one its a shock to the system, its unbelievable how large they actually grow. There is one in Melbourne Sea Life Center called Pinjarra and he's over 16ft and the girth on him is just fucking huge and you can witness him in all of his glory over there, a 16ft crocodile like him is literally like looking into the eyes of death incarnate! I can't even begin to imagine encountering a 20ft crocodile like Dominator in a wild setting! Truly chilling animal but none the less amazing
@@itsOnMARS2023 yes it sure was! Whole different story than seeing them in a zoo. Loads of interesting insights from the guides too. Highly reccomend it!
I saw one called Bebinda years ago on a croc farm in Queensland, he was living there because he was a wild croc who couldn't be allowed to live in the wild because he tried to eat a girl. Bebinda was massive. His head looked roughly the size of a door.
At that moment he said "it's girth", I thought of my! A croc that CHODE like, in the ocean! And they call its GUSS! I'll be happy on dry land thank you.
@@pianomirror4833 If the Queen did it, she'd have got a Crocodile to do it. "Live by the Croc, die by the Croc". Being a Reptilian hybrid, The Queen has a special affinity with Reptiles, and can probably shift into any reptilian form, like her mother could. . One time, the old Queen Mother and Princess Anne were in the Stables at Gatcombe Park, and they went full Velociraptor, and bit the heads off nine Thoroughbreds, two Showjumpers, and an unlucky Stable boy before they were able to shift back. But I don't think the whole reptoid / shapeshifting thing works with Stingrays. Also, Australia's version of Princess Di, is Kylie Minogue. Even I know that, and I'm English.
Kelly was talking about Hendri Coatzee. The guy was an avid thrill seeker from South Africa and did all kinds of crazy stuff his whole life. He worked as a white water rafter guide and went on a single ride of the River Nile from source till Sea. He even rode down the Congo for 5 months and survived being hunted by cannibal tribes, hippos and crocs. One day 2 pro American kayakers contacted him after he decided to retire because he was getting married and wanted a family etc. He thought he was taking too much risks since he had been doing crazy life or death things for like 15+ years. He was supposed to guide them through the Congo or something I can't remember but initially he was only going to write them an itinerary. He ended up giving in though and decided to go for one more adventure although his fiancee didn't want him to but he promised it would be his last. Long story short he ended up nearly finishing and he got plucked by a croc from his kayak when him and the other 2 made a formation. One was in front, Hendri in the middle and one at the back. They took every precaution they could and Hendri knew everything like the back of his hand but there was a croc that seemed to have been hunting them for a while. By the time it showed itself it was right next to Hendri's kayak. He shouted "oh my God" and it plucked him and he was never seen again. His fiancee was devestated and she was supposed to meet him at a bar/club place on new years eve. She still went for some reason hoping he would just appear but he never did. I recommend everyone watch a video about him on this channel called Final Affliction. It goes super into detail about what happened and about Hendri and his life. Guy was a hell of a person and he was even loved by many locals and villages in these African lands. It is pretty tragic.
I love the Joe Rogan podcast but this needs to be said. When Joe and/or a guest are watching and especially commenting on an image or video up on the screen, *please for the love of fucking god show us what they're looking at.* I don't know whose fault it is or who is to blame for it but fuck man it's annoying as hell to watch two people absolutely mesmerized by something only to never see it yourself or only see a 2 second glimpse of it. 13:58 especially, come the fuck on.
@@rastarells4769 bullshit it falls under fair use , it's Jamie being high as shit forgetting to hit 1 key on his keyboard to switch scenes on his streaming service.
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Vinny bullshit, prohet expixitly said, you can’t marry a woman before she is out of her pubirty and you cant even watch a women before you marry her.. stop the bs
Hey Kelly,you just nailed the accent, the way he said "Kelly,Ya gotta feed Agro",fuck me,he sounded like Steve. Well better than any actor I've ever heard trying to speak 'Strine.👍🇦🇺
As an Australian who has seen/hand-fed both alligators and crocodiles. To all Americans who have only seen alligators its like comparing a black bear to a grizzly.
In the Philippines, there was once a crocodile named Lolong. measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb), making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.
Yes he lived that long and just died of stress, we could have just donated him to other country to care for it. Really a waste now all we have is human crocodile (politicians).
And yet, rarely - if ever - do you hear this said about any birds, despite the fact that its TRUE and there ARE some birds who even resemble the public's perception of dinosaurs in an obvious way (thinking of the Cassowary or any ratite and even herons, storks, etc) and that all birds do to the informed observer (pay attention to that robin next time as he runs and hops along the ground, and look closely at any birds legs/feet.) Crocodile-line archosaurs in the Mesozoic itself only occasionally resembled today's aquatic ambush hunters, with great diversity of form and shape.. fully terrestrial forms included vaguely tyrannosaur-looking bipedal apex predators to fast-moving, sleek forms about the size of a fox. There were fully marine animals with evolved 'flippers' and back on land there were multiple lines from the Triassic to Cretaceous that evolved herbivorous diets (and usually stout armour.) In fact, those who find dinosaurs interesting should not overlook their fascinating archosaur cousins!
@Paul B Haha, apologies to any who found it long-winded and overwrought, so-to-speak. I have a great passion for the topic (and various topics in biology and also history), and always hope to stir the same in others. Not to bore or act as a know-it-all, though perhaps that is how it may be perceived at times.
The biggest accurately measured croc was named Lolong after the man who spent years looking for it only to die of a sudden heart attack just before they captured the croc There’s video of it being captured and it was taken to a run down zoo where it passed from stress due to a terrible habitat. The scariest thing about it was that after being captured and removed from the village people still ended up missing. The villagers said that Lolong wasn’t the killer croc they were looking for and that there was another giant croc far bigger than it still living in the rivers
That's somewhat debatable. Lolong was certainly the biggest crocodile to be held in captivity and measured at 6.17m. There are however accounts of much bigger crocs from the Sundarbans, as well as Australia, where Krystyna 'Krys' Pawlowski shot an 8.6-metre monster in 1957 on the McCarther Bank in the Norman River, Queensland.
The biggest croc we have ever had in Australia was a Croc named "Solomon" he was about 26-28ft+ and reached that size by digging up thousands of nesting turtle eggs. He was estimated to be over 120+ years old and weighed well over 3000kgs. They reach 20+ foot here on a norm. Its not that crazy to believe.
Damn they even named him.. I didnt know they got that old? Why do animals/creatures that are close to the original Jurassic period animals that were alive with the Dinos seem to age for a loong time?
@@silverwareinthepancakedrawer na Lolang was the longest in captivity & only weighed about 2,000lbs , Gustav the African killer Nile Croc from Burundi was the biggest croc ever seen & he killed hundreds of people, Lolong was long but very thin for a 20 ft croc , Gustavo was about 4,000 lbs & 22-23ft , Hippos kill Crocs but Gustavo was so big that he had to eat Bull Hippos & tons of humans just to stay alive & if you watch the documentary, u can see the size of him compared to a 13 ft sitting in front of a 16 ft croc & then Gustavo swims up next to them both just so u can get a real size of him!!!! he's also been shot multiple times with elephant rifles by hunters & also the army & it didn't even penetrate it's hide!!!! Gustavo is a real life man eater & a real life monster!!!!
only thing stopping crocs size is food, same as anacondas those large cold blooded animals never stop growing, they just get older and die. Nile crocodile live to over 80 years, however the aussie Crocs 'saltys' live to over 100 years old and grow to over 8 metres and weigh almost twice as much as the nile crocs 1.6 tons
Burundi along the Nile had a Nile crocodile presumed 27 feet or so and if you watch the documentary it was fucking huge! They couldn’t catch it but the size of the thing compared to the other crocs was like holy crap.Estimated to be 100 years old or something. They can live a long time in the right environment with the right food it was eating cows and hippos and then people ...a lot of people it’s why the doc was made. But yes alligators and crocodiles don’t stop growing if it’s huge it’s also old.
Crocodiles are more intelligent than many other reptiles. I once owned a baby 20” Nile Crocodile that was often frustrated trying to catch the feeder goldfish I tossed into the aquarium. One morning, I heard a loud “dragging” sound in the reptile room and checked it out. It was the baby Nile Croc using its belly and tail to drag the gravel in the bottom of the tank to one end. Eventually, he dragged nearly all of the gravel to the narrow of the aquarium trapping all of the fish between the gravel and the glass. He climbed to the top his gravel hill and snatched up and swallowed all of the fish. This croc was captive hatched, and couldn’t have learned by watching adults…
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
@IRISH LAD it's the context of the word that matters. And it isnt like there is a good replacement for the word girth. Do you want him to say thick instead?
I rode on a bike trail called Shark Valley in the Everglades where I encountered nothing shy of 100 alligators. As long as you're on land, they seem totally uninterested, unless you fall on top of them. They seem like lazy opportunists. On the other hand, I was watching the crocodile hunter Netflix series and you can tell that Australian crocodiles are actively aggressive, they're much scarier.
@@st4ne4rmthevill63 wtf do you mean rich with lots of free time ??? Do u realize how stupid that comment is ? They are literally just talking to each other and surfing the Internet lmao They aren’t rich for no reason and they probably don’t have all that much free time even joe Rogan doesn’t he’s probably a very busy person all your lazy ass sees is clip after clip after clip on TH-cam and u probably think oh durrrrrrr joe Rogan durrrr just talks all day durrrrrr
@@bigiron7547 I think he just meant that being rich allows you to appreciate the beauty of the world in more detail, since you now have the resources and time to experience it more thoroughly.
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
The croc that Kelly is talking about that is reputed to have eaten as many as 300 villagers is named “Gustave” and was estimated to be in the 18-19 foot range back in 2004. If still alive, he’d be about 75 years old and at least 20-25 feet long which is absolutely huge for a “Nile” Crocodile
Crocodiles don't stop increasing in size until they die and crocodiles are immune to the effects of age. So in theory crocodiles can grow to be as big as Godzilla.
As a commercial fisherman and aussie I can assure you that after a certain size the girth starts catching up with the length really quickly, even a healthy little 5m white pointer is atleast 3m wide in the body, and salt water crocs grow rather similarly
When we invented cameras and now smartphones, and yea the internet, because people are more connected, people believe less idiotic things now. Imagine 50 years ago when someone who lives in the other town claimed they saw a 50 foot crocodile. I bet most people would believe it. Simply because they really dont know how big crocodiles get. Now we have access to information easily, and you do that shit on youtube and you will have 1000 pseudo intellectuals in the comment section telling you its fake.
As an Australian I’ve only seen Crocs in Central and North Queensland (Mackay, Proserpine and the Daintree river north of Cairns) and I can say the biggest one I’ve seen was probs about 5 meters, the rest I’ve seen were probably about 3-4.5 meters. I think the ones we have in Queensland may be smaller than the ones in the Northern Territory and the Kimberly in WA but don’t quote me
My friend’s Dad got taken by a Crocodile outside of Cooktown. He was in his boat just reaching to pull in a crab pot and one jumped up and pulled him in. Her Dad was about 6ft3, and quite a solid man, so it must’ve been big. It was very unusual to happen/just terrible luck (so sad). You would expect something like that NT… I agree with you. I’m in Townsville. We very occasionally get juvenile males at the beach… but they kind of keep to themselves (get kicked out of the creeks by more dominant larger males… so passing by on their way to find another creek.
He obviously hangs out with a lot of Aussie surfers. New Zealand is just a state of Australia and we just let them call themselves a country cos it's cute.
Ben M I know, and I was just kidding. I worked on a lot of Yachts with Kiwi Captains. Mad Respect for them. I'm (Obviously) American, but the Kiwi's opened me up to the rivalry, so I am just playing.
There's amazing footage of Nile Crocs from this cameraman who had a theory that Nile Crocs only ever take their prey from the surface. So he tested his theory by diving unprotected in the Okinawi delta to film these big Niles. Twenty footers, some of them. When he was swimming along underwater, those Crocs just ignored him completely. They'd just swim right past, or lie there not moving. Nile Crocodiles are hardwired to take their prey from the surface, where their evolutionary advantages are at optimum functionality. Underwater, you're just another log.
@@skad2485 Piranha will not attack during the wet season but will attack during the dry season when they find themselves in ever shrinking pools of water where available food sources soon disappear, then they turn on each other. The natives will not go in these pools during the dry season..
@@jakeyb6453 I think the main factor with GWS attacks on humans isn't so much depth, its because swimmers, surfers and (to a lesser extent) divers are often mistaken for Seals, especially by juvenile animals. As soon as a White Shark establishes that we're *not* some kind of Seal, their interest usually tails off into simple curiosity. Once they've processed the "Food/Not food" and the "Threat/No threat" part of any interaction, the Shark's propensity to bite drops to virtually zero. And because the White Shark is a much more specialised feeder than the Tiger or Bull Shark, we're not really on the menu to Whites. The only other reason it might bite, is if you attack it. They're not particularly territorial, or opportunist feeders like Tigers, or all hopped up on testosterone, rage and hatred for all other life forms like the Bull Shark. Grab the dorsal fin of a passing Bull Shark or a Tiger Shark, they *will* eat you. A White Shark will just tow you around like you were a big fat Remora.
@Joel T Only 5% of the ocean has been explored fam, i'd take that bet. You don't know what's out there lurking beneath the water, you can't see that shit. I guarantee there's crocs that big and much more
it is exaggerated, but never the less I've seen a croc at hartley crocodile farm in cairns Australia that I swear could have been 2 meters across the back. I hate that they won't say it on their website but the fucker was chunky as fuck that's for sure lmao
Thats not at all what he is saying, he is saying he believes he is relaying the story correctly because he read it like 5 times not that its in any way true 🤡
The guys crocodile there talking about is called Gustave thought to have killed over 300 people and is about 21 feet and also has bullet hole wounds from a rifle
gustave is only 18 ft and lolong the biggest recorded croc was 20 feet long so to say theres something 10 ft bigger is kind of ridiculous without video evidence of the sheer size of this best cuz that means its also bigger then any great white recorded as well
@@tomw485 if it's constant enough to become stereotypical it comes off as an insecurity and regardless of intent it's annoying. We get you're famous, but you're talking to joe fucking rogan. Dude smoked a joint with Elon Musk i doubt he cares too much about golfing with mace windu
"they are dinosaurs" Older, actually. Archosaurs but not dinosaurs. They're a relic of that time period and they maintain their rank in the hierarchy in the hottest and deadliest continent. They're quite incredible. They have survived a many extinction events that wiped out tons of other archosaurs.
I was dipping my fingers in the alligator gar tank at the Springfield Bass Pro and the biggest one turned and started heading towards me. Haven't messed with them since
I loved that game. Had it on PC and played it with a gamepad. Pretty much played like a tony hawk game. Unlocked everything. Slater was my idol as a teen when I would go surging everyday.
Imagine trying to climb into a boat to get away from 15 foot crocodiles and your friends start punching you in the face to calm you down lol
lol
lol
😳😂
Ha!!!!!
This made me laugh mate 😂
Kelly: “You know I was friends with Steve Irwin”
Joe: “it’s on a golf course!”
when name dropping goes wrong
My same thoughts 😂😂😂
If there is anyone who is going to give no fucks about name dropping it's joe. Dude has had conversations with how many huge names?
@@TSTD_Punisher Uh, yeah, name dropping isn't appropriate unless Rogan is the one doing the name dropping.
Hahahah literly came to the comments to see the hate for that
This guy looks like a default human
😂😂😂 this is too much
Awww I lost the plot reading this
Lmaoooo
Hahaha
And joe looks like his default father 😂😂😂
"It's fun till you get your arm bit off"
In the most sad, disappointed voice I've ever heard, "yeah, I guess"
Crocs don’t actually have that ability. They do have the ability to rip a limb off your body with little to no effort. Death roll!
If they bumped bald heads a new universe would instantly be created, replacing this one.
mysteryorc what the fuck dude 😂
😂😂
I’m Hella dead
On god
AHHAHAAHHA
The two runners up to a Mr. Clean look alike competition talk about crocodiles.
This is killing me lol
sy manny mchale you guys ripped of our Mr Clean with a mr sheen FEEL SHAME
Wall mart versions
QUALITY COMMENT
fucking gold
Kelly: 2 Pac showed me footage of an alien assassinating John F. Kennedy.
Joe: It's on a freaking GoLf CoUrSe!!!
C3MI _ CON DEAD ASS
Look at their heads!
😂😂😂
Joe-- "✌😎 RiP B.i.G.💯"
I gotta be honest if I’m in croc infested waters struggling to get back into the boat and you punch me in the face to “calm me down”, I’m pulling you in with me 💀
😂
I live in croc country here in Australia, last thing you will be thinking about is pulling someone in the water with you!
@@bearcatracing007 you punch me in the face and I have to disagree!
Croc are attracted to the sound of thrashing water.
Good to know, if I’m ever on a boat in croc infested waters with you and you fall out then almost tip the boat climbing back in; use the paddle to push you in the water so you can’t pull me in with you 😂
I wish Steve Irwin was still alive and went on the Joe Rogan show. R i p Steve the Legend.
I think it would be the only episode where Joe Rogan would be the guest on his own show Steve's Personality was so Polarizing
true American
That would be the most insane interview ever and it genuinely makes me depressed that we will never get to experience that.
#steve irwin on joe rogan podcast would break the internet 😂😂😂😂
Maybe his son could come on when he's a bit older.
im from aus and grew up watching his shows, what a legend
0:16 ''An exploratory bite like a great white might'' This guy's out here spitting bars
Haha! I noticed that, like "when tf did Eminem get there?"
Em? Is that you?
That was sick
He’s got those Dr. Seuss bars.
fr fr
This is a real life Spider-Man pointing meme
Josh Martling lmaoo
Ha
Josh Martling the fact they’re both wearing white shirts makes it absolutely perfect😂😂
When
Hahahha yeah I had to do a double take when I looked at the thumbnail
There is a huge 20ft crocodile in the Adelaide River in Australia called Dominator. Literal monster. If you have ever seen a large saltwater crocodile in a zoo or in a wild setting, the first time you ever see one its a shock to the system, its unbelievable how large they actually grow. There is one in Melbourne Sea Life Center called Pinjarra and he's over 16ft and the girth on him is just fucking huge and you can witness him in all of his glory over there, a 16ft crocodile like him is literally like looking into the eyes of death incarnate! I can't even begin to imagine encountering a 20ft crocodile like Dominator in a wild setting! Truly chilling animal but none the less amazing
saw him the other day on a boat tour. Magnificent animal!
@@robinfied7264 I have always wanted to go on that boat trip, one day I guess, I am super jealous! I bet it was absolutely surreal!
@@itsOnMARS2023 yes it sure was! Whole different story than seeing them in a zoo. Loads of interesting insights from the guides too. Highly reccomend it!
I've seen dominator and Brutus on a boat tour in the Adelaide River in NT. Unbelievable how big they actually are in real life!
I saw one called Bebinda years ago on a croc farm in Queensland, he was living there because he was a wild croc who couldn't be allowed to live in the wild because he tried to eat a girl. Bebinda was massive. His head looked roughly the size of a door.
I really wish i could see Jamie's google search history.
Just a heap of buzz feed, watch mojo and be amazed documentarys. Just the most dog shit channels on youtube.
Hell yeah! Get high and just go through his history.
Yeh that’s classified....
Joe destroying his hard drive at all costs in the event of Jamie’s death has to be in the job description
Never knew I needed something so bad until now
His Steve Irwin impression was on point.
Not it wasnt he didnt have a sting ray stuck in his chest like steve
dirty dan8119 you’re so funny bro. Great joke 😐
To be fair it's an easier impression to do, but it was still spot on Fernando I agree
That's the only way u can do an accurate impression of him u have q massive sting ray stuck in ur heart
dirty dan8119 cute
These Joe Rogan interviewing Joe Rogan interviews are getting really good.
Dakota Ortiz very original joke, where did you get it?
@@wolferine6466 My own head before I saw the rest of the comments? Lol
Hey I lold... hard
hahahahaha i just commented something similar. yours is better. hahah fuck
Hah
I love how Kelly pauses in the middle of his story to essentially be like “just FYI I am absolutely killing it rn” 🤣
I loved that😂
Kelly “Think of the girth” Slater
They don't Grow Anything Over 22 Ft & Thats Old Man! I'm an Aussie! Biggest Croc In a Pool Is Named ( The Crock King!) In Africa Type It up!
Looool
At that moment he said "it's girth", I thought of my! A croc that CHODE like, in the ocean! And they call its GUSS! I'll be happy on dry land thank you.
Hey JT, love a bunch of your content. Fancy seeing you here.
clear sign of ass worship
Officer:
Did he have any defining characteristics?
Victim: No
Underrated comment lol
Officer have you ever played “Hitman”?
Somewhere between 5’2 and 6’8
Mr Clean?
I legit fucking wheezed for five seconds. Well done mate
*as an Aussie let me say. Steve Irwin is a national treasure. Rest in peace Steve*
kellys impersonation was pretty good too haha
His death was a hard pill to swallow. He was beloved in The States as well.
Someone once said to me that Steve Irwin is like Australia's equivalent of Princess Diana, in other words the queen payed the stingray to do it.
@@pianomirror4833 If the Queen did it, she'd have got a Crocodile to do it. "Live by the Croc, die by the Croc". Being a Reptilian hybrid, The Queen has a special affinity with Reptiles, and can probably shift into any reptilian form, like her mother could.
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One time, the old Queen Mother and Princess Anne were in the Stables at Gatcombe Park, and they went full Velociraptor, and bit the heads off nine Thoroughbreds, two Showjumpers, and an unlucky Stable boy before they were able to shift back. But I don't think the whole reptoid / shapeshifting thing works with Stingrays.
Also, Australia's version of Princess Di, is Kylie Minogue. Even I know that, and I'm English.
Yes true wildlife warrior rest in peace Steve the world is a lesser place without him
Kelly was talking about Hendri Coatzee. The guy was an avid thrill seeker from South Africa and did all kinds of crazy stuff his whole life. He worked as a white water rafter guide and went on a single ride of the River Nile from source till Sea. He even rode down the Congo for 5 months and survived being hunted by cannibal tribes, hippos and crocs. One day 2 pro American kayakers contacted him after he decided to retire because he was getting married and wanted a family etc. He thought he was taking too much risks since he had been doing crazy life or death things for like 15+ years. He was supposed to guide them through the Congo or something I can't remember but initially he was only going to write them an itinerary. He ended up giving in though and decided to go for one more adventure although his fiancee didn't want him to but he promised it would be his last. Long story short he ended up nearly finishing and he got plucked by a croc from his kayak when him and the other 2 made a formation. One was in front, Hendri in the middle and one at the back. They took every precaution they could and Hendri knew everything like the back of his hand but there was a croc that seemed to have been hunting them for a while. By the time it showed itself it was right next to Hendri's kayak. He shouted "oh my God" and it plucked him and he was never seen again. His fiancee was devestated and she was supposed to meet him at a bar/club place on new years eve. She still went for some reason hoping he would just appear but he never did. I recommend everyone watch a video about him on this channel called Final Affliction. It goes super into detail about what happened and about Hendri and his life. Guy was a hell of a person and he was even loved by many locals and villages in these African lands. It is pretty tragic.
Damn that’s so fucking sad man.
No one's gunna read that
@@Stubysz I did!!!
Me too
@@StubyszI read it.
Kelly: I just had dinner last night in space with Elon Musk and Mother Teresa
Joe: Wow, my wife packed me a ham sandwich for lunch!
Fuckin hilarious
@Michael P what?
I like Joe Rogan and that was a hilarious joke😂 even if it's bashing him
gotta give it to him. he says a related comment to what its been said to avoid interrupting. Thats keeping a conversation open
What is the context to this lmao
Joe “my heads shinier then yours” rogan
I thought he was interviewing himself from the past
DoubleDoubleUSmoky Mirror4Demention makes no sense cuz joe had hair in the past lol
Joe lives in a studio. I doubt he will ever come contact with an elk or salty crock unless he ran one over with his SUV on the way studio.
Kelly: last week I had diner with sauron and Joe Biden in Ethiopia
Joe: look at the size of that fooking thing!
About right
And it was on a golf course!
Sauron😂
As soon as Steve Irwin's name is mentioned, I always tear to tear up. The most inspiring human to ever live. CROCS RULE!
I still think about him all the time
I love the Joe Rogan podcast but this needs to be said. When Joe and/or a guest are watching and especially commenting on an image or video up on the screen, *please for the love of fucking god show us what they're looking at.* I don't know whose fault it is or who is to blame for it but fuck man it's annoying as hell to watch two people absolutely mesmerized by something only to never see it yourself or only see a 2 second glimpse of it. 13:58 especially, come the fuck on.
@@rastarells4769 bullshit it falls under fair use , it's Jamie being high as shit forgetting to hit 1 key on his keyboard to switch scenes on his streaming service.
LMAO Even worse at 14:48 they show us the screen and the video is stopped, just black screen. Smh
Thank you! Exactly what I was thinking
T H I S
Chaoxytal thank u
“Pull up that: EXTINCT GIANT CROCODILE.” - Peak JRE.
Hahahahha, I love this shit
He really has faith in Jamie, I love it.
“I was discussing them on the ISS last week with Johnny Depp and Albert Einstein”
“It’s on a golf course!!”
Jajajaja!
Zeus Knobblewacker 😂
How do people not like Joe Rogan. His show is great.
Find yourself a woman who talks about you as excitedly as Joe talks about giant man-eating behemoths.
I found that woman! ....for a night
Kurt Havoc details?
I did, but she just said "OH FUCK THAT" and left.
Kurt havoc how much did she cost
Brock Lesnar
3:00 "I was friends with Steve Irwin, before he passed away." Thanks for clarifying you don't dig him up and pull a Weekend at Bernies.
Very underrated comment lmao
Lol
He may do that lol
Ha just what I was thinking
Best comment.
Joe Rogan talks his younger self out of getting a hair transplant
that guy is only 5 years younger than joe
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
Vinny bullshit, prohet expixitly said, you can’t marry a woman before she is out of her pubirty and you cant even watch a women before you marry her.. stop the bs
Vinny what’s the relevance?
Lol head scars, as by Mersh
Hey Kelly,you just nailed the accent, the way he said
"Kelly,Ya gotta feed Agro",fuck me,he sounded like Steve.
Well better than any actor I've ever heard trying to speak 'Strine.👍🇦🇺
As an Australian who has seen/hand-fed both alligators and crocodiles. To all Americans who have only seen alligators its like comparing a black bear to a grizzly.
More like a polar bear to a Grizzly
We have crocs in the everglades but from what i understand they're a lot smaller than yours
It's more like comparing a rabbit to an elephant
@@Pingaplastica we currently have the worlds largest living croc
@@Pingaplastica yea the saltwater crocodiles make the full grown crocodiles in America look like babies
1080p Joe Rogan vs 144p Joe Rogan
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FFS DUDE! 😂😂😂
LITERALLY DYING BRO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Thanks for cutting off the Steve Irwin story joe
Juan Argueta blame that on the weed
I was looking forward to hearing that SE Story too
In the Philippines, there was once a crocodile named Lolong. measured at 6.17 m (20 ft 3 in), and weighed 1,075 kg (2,370 lb), making him one of the largest crocodiles ever measured from snout-to-tail.
To me, that's a dinosaur. Any reptile over 20 feet, should count as a dino
Yes he lived that long and just died of stress, we could have just donated him to other country to care for it. Really a waste now all we have is human crocodile (politicians).
I came into this video knowing “they’re dinosaurs” would be said.
you tg
And yet, rarely - if ever - do you hear this said about any birds, despite the fact that its TRUE and there ARE some birds who even resemble the public's perception of dinosaurs in an obvious way (thinking of the Cassowary or any ratite and even herons, storks, etc) and that all birds do to the informed observer (pay attention to that robin next time as he runs and hops along the ground, and look closely at any birds legs/feet.)
Crocodile-line archosaurs in the Mesozoic itself only occasionally resembled today's aquatic ambush hunters, with great diversity of form and shape.. fully terrestrial forms included vaguely tyrannosaur-looking bipedal apex predators to fast-moving, sleek forms about the size of a fox. There were fully marine animals with evolved 'flippers' and back on land there were multiple lines from the Triassic to Cretaceous that evolved herbivorous diets (and usually stout armour.) In fact, those who find dinosaurs interesting should not overlook their fascinating archosaur cousins!
@Paul B Haha, apologies to any who found it long-winded and overwrought, so-to-speak. I have a great passion for the topic (and various topics in biology and also history), and always hope to stir the same in others. Not to bore or act as a know-it-all, though perhaps that is how it may be perceived at times.
Ted Brogan I learned something new! Cool information 😄 I always like learning about these topics. Thank you for sharing!
@@jrodowens I collect the eggs from my Tyrannosaurus Rex's in the backyard every couple of days
Look at the heads on these things
Lol
Dualing thumbs
I was reading this comment wen Joe said the comment🤣
Lol this dude is the real mvp
Best comment without a doubt
I just love how excited Joe get about everything.. I need his enthusiasm in my life.
Hes just in love with wild stuff
He's talking to his son of course he is excited
What time do you get off my beautiful?
Youd be excited about everything too if u got paid 500 million to talk about crocodiles and UFOs
@@dammaguy1286 this!. It's a incredible feeling to be passionate about something. Sad a lot of people don't have that .😢
The biggest accurately measured croc was named Lolong after the man who spent years looking for it only to die of a sudden heart attack just before they captured the croc
There’s video of it being captured and it was taken to a run down zoo where it passed from stress due to a terrible habitat. The scariest thing about it was that after being captured and removed from the village people still ended up missing. The villagers said that Lolong wasn’t the killer croc they were looking for and that there was another giant croc far bigger than it still living in the rivers
That's somewhat debatable.
Lolong was certainly the biggest crocodile to be held in captivity and measured at 6.17m.
There are however accounts of much bigger crocs from the Sundarbans, as well as Australia, where Krystyna 'Krys' Pawlowski shot an 8.6-metre monster in 1957 on the McCarther Bank in the Norman River, Queensland.
@baldieman64 yeah but most experts and anyone with a brain knows that croc isn't that big
Lolong means grandpa
@@JJJBunney001 lolong brother bigger than lolong the witdh between his eyes so wide even from far away he's definitely a monster
Spiderman2Playstation5< Who swims with crocs? Superman???
Didn’t know Johnny Sins knew so much about crocs
LOL
Sins is a master of all trades
If he believes theres a 28 ft croc out there, he doesnt know squat about crocs.
Joe “ pull up that extinct crocodile “ Rogan
Schnappi , das kleine krokodil song :p
Sarchosuchus
The biggest croc we have ever had in Australia was a Croc named "Solomon" he was about 26-28ft+ and reached that size by digging up thousands of nesting turtle eggs. He was estimated to be over 120+ years old and weighed well over 3000kgs. They reach 20+ foot here on a norm. Its not that crazy to believe.
Damn they even named him.. I didnt know they got that old? Why do animals/creatures that are close to the original Jurassic period animals that were alive with the Dinos seem to age for a loong time?
Why isnt he in any record books? Longest verified was Lolong at just over 20 ft
@@silverwareinthepancakedrawer na Lolang was the longest in captivity & only weighed about 2,000lbs , Gustav the African killer Nile Croc from Burundi was the biggest croc ever seen & he killed hundreds of people, Lolong was long but very thin for a 20 ft croc , Gustavo was about 4,000 lbs & 22-23ft , Hippos kill Crocs but Gustavo was so big that he had to eat Bull Hippos & tons of humans just to stay alive & if you watch the documentary, u can see the size of him compared to a 13 ft sitting in front of a 16 ft croc & then Gustavo swims up next to them both just so u can get a real size of him!!!! he's also been shot multiple times with elephant rifles by hunters & also the army & it didn't even penetrate it's hide!!!! Gustavo is a real life man eater & a real life monster!!!!
Gustav is biggest & scarest croc on earth ever video recorded in the wild , so big that they couldn't even capture him with a 30 foot cage!!!!!
@@mattlawrence1932 there’s no video of gustave
only thing stopping crocs size is food, same as anacondas those large cold blooded animals never stop growing, they just get older and die. Nile crocodile live to over 80 years, however the aussie Crocs 'saltys' live to over 100 years old and grow to over 8 metres and weigh almost twice as much as the nile crocs 1.6 tons
Alligators are naturally shy creatures and only attack if provoked or cross their marked territory. Crocs are the more aggressively dangerous ones.
I'm A Nice Guy Reptiles also don’t stop growing.
Just moved to FL good to know
Fish eater vs mammal eater too. One sees us as food, the other doesn't.
@@fantasma.b you got bigger problems if you're moving to FL. Good luck...
Crocs are also bigger stronger and faster
16 feet wide back crocodile! An angler's tale if I ever heard one !
I think he meant girth, meaning all the way around, not the width of the back
he had *this much* between the eyes..
Alligators and crocodiles don't stop growing until they die
Pretty much like Americans.
Burundi along the Nile had a Nile crocodile presumed 27 feet or so and if you watch the documentary it was fucking huge! They couldn’t catch it but the size of the thing compared to the other crocs was like holy crap.Estimated to be 100 years old or something. They can live a long time in the right environment with the right food it was eating cows and hippos and then people ...a lot of people it’s why the doc was made. But yes alligators and crocodiles don’t stop growing if it’s huge it’s also old.
@@missionpupa lol. Good one buddy!
same with sharks
@@timothymcjury72 Gustave is about 20 feet
Crocodiles are more intelligent than many other reptiles. I once owned a baby 20” Nile Crocodile that was often frustrated trying to catch the feeder goldfish I tossed into the aquarium. One morning, I heard a loud “dragging” sound in the reptile room and checked it out. It was the baby Nile Croc using its belly and tail to drag the gravel in the bottom of the tank to one end. Eventually, he dragged nearly all of the gravel to the narrow of the aquarium trapping all of the fish between the gravel and the glass. He climbed to the top his gravel hill and snatched up and swallowed all of the fish. This croc was captive hatched, and couldn’t have learned by watching adults…
The meeting of the domes
LOL
When you make a podcast with both of your thumbs.
That's a nice pair of domes
Joe Rogan and white sWooZie freak out about crocs
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
This dude needs to stop saying "girth." 😂
Was waiting for him to call the 15x15 foot sharks chodes
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@IRISH LAD hey man you're the one who thinks about dick as soon as you hear the word girth
@IRISH LAD well couldn't you argue that the guy who immediately thinks of dick seems more gay than the guy who is just using a word?
@IRISH LAD it's the context of the word that matters. And it isnt like there is a good replacement for the word girth. Do you want him to say thick instead?
I rode on a bike trail called Shark Valley in the Everglades where I encountered nothing shy of 100 alligators. As long as you're on land, they seem totally uninterested, unless you fall on top of them. They seem like lazy opportunists. On the other hand, I was watching the crocodile hunter Netflix series and you can tell that Australian crocodiles are actively aggressive, they're much scarier.
Imagine how much energy it takes to be amazed by every single thing
Yeah but the world is amazing. Especially when you're rich with a lot of free time.
That's what a ton of psychedelics will do. Really has a way of making little things more important.
@@heightdevil some people are also naturally curious
@@st4ne4rmthevill63 wtf do you mean rich with lots of free time ??? Do u realize how stupid that comment is ?
They are literally just talking to each other and surfing the Internet lmao
They aren’t rich for no reason and they probably don’t have all that much free time even joe Rogan doesn’t he’s probably a very busy person all your lazy ass sees is clip after clip after clip on TH-cam and u probably think oh durrrrrrr joe Rogan durrrr just talks all day durrrrrr
@@bigiron7547 I think he just meant that being rich allows you to appreciate the beauty of the world in more detail, since you now have the resources and time to experience it more thoroughly.
I thought there were 2 Joe's in the thumbnail at first.
May the real Slim Joe please stand up? No? ill stop..😂
Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan, recommended podcast...
Like a ball of meat, that gives butter
Weird, I thought it was 2 thumbs in the thumbnail.
Mohammed raped his last wife when she was just 6 years old and married her at 9 years old, ppl I though this was trolling too but please Google it it's fact, most Muslims don't even know! They are crushed when they find out! I was! I'm a ex Muslim in till someone I thought was trolling me told me to Google Mohammed pedofile raped 6 year old girl and married her at 9, that was the straw that broke the camel's back fuck this backwards shit!
The croc that Kelly is talking about that is reputed to have eaten as many as 300 villagers is named “Gustave” and was estimated to be in the 18-19 foot range back in 2004. If still alive, he’d be about 75 years old and at least 20-25 feet long which is absolutely huge for a “Nile” Crocodile
He has to be still alive
You can't compare sharks to crocs. A crocodile will learn fisherman's time schedule, wait months and then take him out when he's alone.
When you're creating a wrestler in WWE 2K and keep the "default male 6" setting.
Joe “I wonder if sharks do DMT” Rogan
Lol...rolling...DID HE SAY THAT LOL.....its entirely possible.
@@duanchamp1988 Joe "elk meat is vegan" Rogan
@@edrash1 lol
This is not funny anymore. Like at all.
Kelly Slater is on point with his accent's
Helps when majority of your colleagues are Aussies
You're off point with your apostrophes
THANK YOU FOR THE CRITICISM SIR!
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER SIR!!
Shane Bonin shouldn't you have a question mark there? :)
Crocodiles don't stop increasing in size until they die and crocodiles are immune to the effects of age. So in theory crocodiles can grow to be as big as Godzilla.
How can you be immunine to the effects of time itself? Seems super interesting
You're not wrong
I think lobsters are the same way
@@kuzt3789 they don't Age like humans
BS!
Kelly “I golfed with Samuel L Jackson” Slater
There it is
Yeah, that’s how it is in Los Angeles. Everybody namedrops. Annoying af.
Haaahaa! Joe is just blatantly ignoring Kelly’s constant name dropping.. 😁
Joe isn't a good listener at the best of times. He only hears what he wants to hear coz his brain is cooked.
308wce 05 He is very intelligent. Far from having a “cooked” brain. Stop the pot stereotyping.
@@supercalafragulisticexpeal6850 who said anything about pot? It's all the other chemical shit he takes. Don't assume champ.
308wce 05 the only other thing he takes are psychedelics and they're actually not very neurotoxic at all
@@finncockings4463 what about the cocaine?
Joe Rogan and Roe Jogan
and No Rogain
😂😂😂😂
As a commercial fisherman and aussie I can assure you that after a certain size the girth starts catching up with the length really quickly, even a healthy little 5m white pointer is atleast 3m wide in the body, and salt water crocs grow rather similarly
"Back when ppl were full of shit" lmao when did this change
When they started internetting
When we invented cameras and now smartphones, and yea the internet, because people are more connected, people believe less idiotic things now. Imagine 50 years ago when someone who lives in the other town claimed they saw a 50 foot crocodile. I bet most people would believe it. Simply because they really dont know how big crocodiles get. Now we have access to information easily, and you do that shit on youtube and you will have 1000 pseudo intellectuals in the comment section telling you its fake.
before formal records, photography, video, peer reviewed sources.
Should've said "Back when ppl could get away with being full of shit"
When cameras werent as portable. It was word of mouth. Taking that picture in black and white was lugging around alot of equipment.
I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT 05:14
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Joe really visualized that scenario!!!!
Look like he came in his pants
Which one is joe?
@@ustaz_abu_janthe bald one in the white t shirt
☠️☠️☠️
@@pauliechumpus4137wtf why are you lying? Just want to be funny i guess... dont listen to him. Joe is the croc.
Kelly Skater is that one guy in every pub who has magical stories to tell.
Bullshit magical stories
I thought Kelly was a bit smarter than to even mention sizes like this ,on media
As an Australian I’ve only seen Crocs in Central and North Queensland (Mackay, Proserpine and the Daintree river north of Cairns) and I can say the biggest one I’ve seen was probs about 5 meters, the rest I’ve seen were probably about 3-4.5 meters. I think the ones we have in Queensland may be smaller than the ones in the Northern Territory and the Kimberly in WA but don’t quote me
Globally Crocs kill 1,000 people a year
My friend’s Dad got taken by a Crocodile outside of Cooktown. He was in his boat just reaching to pull in a crab pot and one jumped up and pulled him in. Her Dad was about 6ft3, and quite a solid man, so it must’ve been big. It was very unusual to happen/just terrible luck (so sad). You would expect something like that NT… I agree with you. I’m in Townsville. We very occasionally get juvenile males at the beach… but they kind of keep to themselves (get kicked out of the creeks by more dominant larger males… so passing by on their way to find another creek.
That's the best Aussie accent from an American I've ever heard 😂 Now if he can do a Kiwi one I'd be truly impressed.
Kiwi's are just Aussie Light.
@@TangoNevada As a kiwi I take offense, sir
He obviously hangs out with a lot of Aussie surfers. New Zealand is just a state of Australia and we just let them call themselves a country cos it's cute.
Ben M
I know, and I was just kidding. I worked on a lot of Yachts with Kiwi Captains. Mad Respect for them. I'm (Obviously) American, but the Kiwi's opened me up to the rivalry, so I am just playing.
@@TangoNevada That's cool. I'm actually not that nationalistic even though I like living there. I say there because I'm in Chicago rn.
"Look at how big it is!" We cant, Joe, we cant...
Watching these two interact is like watching a live action Thumb War!
😂😂😂😂
3:42 has got to be one of the all-time best Joe Rogan reactions lmao
This guy be like:
“I was filming a porno with Kim Jon Un and the Rock and Michael Jackson yesterday”
lacari0 hahahahaha
Bruh
Joe: Wow, so anyway *it’s on a golf course*
@@backwardsbrain2255 So it’s a golf intercourse?
I would watch almost any porno with Kelly in it. Good lord, he's handsome.
There's amazing footage of Nile Crocs from this cameraman who had a theory that Nile Crocs only ever take their prey from the surface. So he tested his theory by diving unprotected in the Okinawi delta to film these big Niles. Twenty footers, some of them. When he was swimming along underwater, those Crocs just ignored him completely. They'd just swim right past, or lie there not moving. Nile Crocodiles are hardwired to take their prey from the surface, where their evolutionary advantages are at optimum functionality. Underwater, you're just another log.
Check out "Gustav" on youtube
Swear I saw this on river monsters
@@Woe609 he did this with piranhas, same story
@@skad2485 Piranha will not attack during the wet season but will attack during the dry season when they find themselves in ever shrinking pools of water where available food sources soon disappear, then they turn on each other.
The natives will not go in these pools during the dry season..
@@jakeyb6453 I think the main factor with GWS attacks on humans isn't so much depth, its because swimmers, surfers and (to a lesser extent) divers are often mistaken for Seals, especially by juvenile animals. As soon as a White Shark establishes that we're *not* some kind of Seal, their interest usually tails off into simple curiosity.
Once they've processed the "Food/Not food" and the "Threat/No threat" part of any interaction, the Shark's propensity to bite drops to virtually zero. And because the White Shark is a much more specialised feeder than the Tiger or Bull Shark, we're not really on the menu to Whites.
The only other reason it might bite, is if you attack it. They're not particularly territorial, or opportunist feeders like Tigers, or all hopped up on testosterone, rage and hatred for all other life forms like the Bull Shark. Grab the dorsal fin of a passing Bull Shark or a Tiger Shark, they *will* eat you. A White Shark will just tow you around like you were a big fat Remora.
"15 feet across the back" that's whale dimensions, there can't possibly be a crocodile that wide, that's nonsense
they existed at one point, they can exist again
@Joel T Only 5% of the ocean has been explored fam, i'd take that bet. You don't know what's out there lurking beneath the water, you can't see that shit. I guarantee there's crocs that big and much more
@Globglogabgolab 2.0 biped? also measuring a blue whale's width compared to its length they seem to be maximum 15 feet across. BLUE WHALE
@Globglogabgolab 2.0 alligators aren't blue whales OR crocodiles
it is exaggerated, but never the less I've seen a croc at hartley crocodile farm in cairns Australia that I swear could have been 2 meters across the back. I hate that they won't say it on their website but the fucker was chunky as fuck that's for sure lmao
Makes me rethink the moments where Ive been kayaking and found signs saying "warning alligators present" LOL
It's crazy that hippos kill more people then crocodiles
And coconuts
Crazy mate have you ever tried DMT
Than*...not then.
That's because hippos are just fucking mean😁😒
Fat bitches be crazy.
"I think I'm telling this story pretty good because I read it like five times"
😂 that is one way to convince someone you're not lying 😂
Joe literally said he was going to tell the same story.
Lol that means he consistently lies everytime he opens he’s mouth and gets caught.
But then again Joe was gonna tell the same story so jokes on you he wasn’t lying lol 😂
Thats not at all what he is saying, he is saying he believes he is relaying the story correctly because he read it like 5 times not that its in any way true 🤡
You'd think that interrupting your own story, to brag about how good you are at telling the story, isn't a very good way to tell the story.
NOBODY:
KELLY SLATER: BUT DO YOU SEE THE GIRTH?
A.I. Emperor Of Humans 🤣
I'm the 300th LIKE for your immortal comment
"they know that guys gonna feed them something"
"WHAT THE FUCK EVER, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEIR HEADS!"
Makes perfect sense lol
“I saw a 29 foot croc”
Source: “trust me bro”
source: steve irwin
Crocs never stop growing, it’s possible especially in Australia
@@jordanmahony4268 no it isn't possible, stop bullshiting. In this day and age there is no 29 foot crocodile
@@juicythrax8992 "yes I saw this crocodile from 1km away, I can definitely say it's 29 feet"
@@bromaro he's stupid
@10:14
Nails the white South African accent.
LMFAO
"brew" hahah...
I was actually with Samuel L Jackson 3 weeks ago in Paris
F.offandstopasking mequestions it’s on the Golf course!!!!
Bro, Aggro is an elite name for a croc
The words “joe rogan” and “freaking out about crocodiles” In the same sentence is what I like to see
the most joe rogan thing ever
Kelly casually did both an Australian and South African accent really well.
Love how he compliments his own story telling
Right? I need to do that. And tell a joke and halfway through it say that I'm telling a really funny joke
Hes such a douche
Thing is, he told the story wrong😂
LOL
Joe - "It's fun, until you get your arm BIT OFF dude!"
Kelly - "...ya, I guess..."
Me - LMAO 🤪
Just watched joe interview himself
Eff tee Pee I watched that before and it was fuckin worth it. Best thing I have ever watched
The guys crocodile there talking about is called Gustave thought to have killed over 300 people and is about 21 feet and also has bullet hole wounds from a rifle
Lots or real footage too
Lots of bullets holes, and got shot by an rpg, although it didn’t directly hit him.
gustave is only 18 ft and lolong the biggest recorded croc was 20 feet long so to say theres something 10 ft bigger is kind of ridiculous without video evidence of the sheer size of this best cuz that means its also bigger then any great white recorded as well
@@loganlockard-nordman8472 my bad I read that he was 21 feet
@@loganlockard-nordman8472 we haven’t explored enough to know for sure. And we’ve been taking records for not that long.
Kelly Slater can do an Australian accent better than any American I've ever seen
Two bld guys rubbing their heads together could make a fire when out looking for crocodiles hahah love your contents mate, keep'em coming 🇦🇺👍😁
Kelly "name drop" Slater
@@tomw485 Thank you
@@tomw485 if it's constant enough to become stereotypical it comes off as an insecurity and regardless of intent it's annoying. We get you're famous, but you're talking to joe fucking rogan. Dude smoked a joint with Elon Musk i doubt he cares too much about golfing with mace windu
RIP Hendrick Coetzee, the kayaker in the story. “Kadoma” is a film about it. ✌️
it's strange that i watched this on dec 7, 2019. hendrik coetzee died dec 7, 2010..
Yes and he told the story completely wrong.
@@allwhitebuffiesgotthehoesw8967 how does the story actually go
Have access to the film by chance? It was taken down from everywhere it looks like
Crocs die from starvation. They don't stop growing. Big ones eat other crocs. It's why they also attack people. Hungry af
Harry Cicero that's some deviljho stuff right there...
Dont fat shame crocs.. they have feelings too
hungry like the woof.
The perfect killing machine
Don’t stop growing = False
"they are dinosaurs"
Older, actually. Archosaurs but not dinosaurs. They're a relic of that time period and they maintain their rank in the hierarchy in the hottest and deadliest continent. They're quite incredible. They have survived a many extinction events that wiped out tons of other archosaurs.
I was dipping my fingers in the alligator gar tank at the Springfield Bass Pro and the biggest one turned and started heading towards me. Haven't messed with them since
I hope you know that, had it got you, you would have deserved it.
@Grim Reaper this changes nothing
That gar is gonna Hunt you for the rest of your days.
Gar won’t kill you but it’ll take a finger or cut you the fuck up
Tristan C shut up u bellend
I would have loved to have Steve Irwin on this show :(
Anyone else remember kelly slater pro surfer the video game
Glorious Waifu 89 Yea. If i remember right it sucked ass though lol
Shane Dell dat shit went hard lol
I loved that game. Had it on PC and played it with a gamepad. Pretty much played like a tony hawk game. Unlocked everything. Slater was my idol as a teen when I would go surging everyday.
Yes. I moved from being near the ocean to West Texas for school. I would play this game to compensate for lack of surf.
@@3rdcoastnyucka Yeah I move to the city too. Loved the tunes I the game. Specially Jack Johnson.
We catch alligator gar in Alabama too , I’ve hooked some too big to land without shooting or cutting the line
Kelly's South African accent was spot on.
So was his Australian