I once went to the zoo in Amsterdam on mushrooms and found myself watching the monkeys for over an hour. I was overwhelmed with a sense of sadness and loneliness. I was truly connecting with these beings on another level until one shat in it's hand and began to eat it. Then I decided to move on and look at the fish
This video is pretty special to me but in a bittersweet way. My mom was the director of animal health at the cincinatti zoo in the 80's but after 20 years of working with the primates she died of cancer. Joe's description of chimps and monkeys reminds me of my mother, who always warned us that even though we love all monkeys, monkeys are incapable of love and could eat our faces if we weren't fair to them. Miss you, mom.
@@denisem1080 Thank-you. Was going to comment similar. I sincerely hope that most people don't think that just because a human does something bad, doesn't mean they aren't capable of love either.
@@Atreyuwu Chimps are like us but without our better nature I think. Their philosophy is might makes right. Sure they feel love and connection. But at the same time they dont have morals, self retraint or any higher ideals of dignity, law, order or shame like we do. A chimp who feels envy will never think that its unfair to the other guy or find it shameful or pathetic to attack. He keeps it simple. He's better than me? I hate him. Ill tear him apart unless I fear him. Thats it. Take a man who is completely uneducated, illiterate, stupid and simple minded. He is also mean and the only rule he understands is force and the fear of force. He is also quite naive and loving if he likes someone. That is the closest to a chimp we have among men. Thats my take on it.
Tbh that story is so bizarre that I cant help but to think it several times, specially when I see a chimp interacting with a kid or living with someone It gives me conniptions
I didn’t find out what a chimpanzee was capable of until my thirties. I’m not sure it’s widespread enough why it’s a terrible idea for people to get too close to these animals. Admire and respect these animals from a safe distance
What chimps and pitbulls do, also dolphins, is good cause there's people who love animals unconditionally, like too much, So these stories and facts kinda put these people in place
Tony: *desperately trying to avoid talking about chimp attacks* Joe: "Jamie pull up that picture of the guy that got his face ripped off by chimps, he needs to see this"
I'm not sure if it was the same guy but many years ago I was on a cruise and there was a man on the ship with us who we would see periodically, often times in the hot tub or pool. He was deformed in the most horrible ways, missing fingers, toes, his face had been reconstructed as well as large sections of skin on his arms, legs and torso. He was always accompanied by what I assume was some sort of nurse or aid who helped him with just about everything. Rumor on the ship was the he was the victim of a well-publicized, multiple chimp attack. I think it was the same guy.
Humans in this comment section are incredible ! WHO has destroyed 50% of all species worldwide ? Chimps or men ? Humans are the greatest predator EVER, so much so that we are willing to destroy the entire eco-system for petty pleasures and money.
Big cats DEFINITELY hold grudges! Remember that tiger some years back that escaped its zoo enclosure, ran past dozens of humans and specifically hunted down the 2 that were taunting it earlier?
Also Siberian Tiger once got his kill stolen by a hunter, and than stalked him, and the next time he went hunting, the tiger broke into his home, destroyed it, and than when the guy came back, he absolutely tore hin apart... Tigers intelligence is extremely underrated... People think that lions are smart because they hunt in groups, but tigers are so smart that they regularly kill humans
@@maxim6088 I heard a similar story about a tiger that was shot by a hunter but he escaped. He recovered and tracked down the hunter and waited at his house to kill him. He definitely held a grudge!
The scariest thing you can see in your life, and I saw it personally was when I looked at a chimp. He was inside someone's home, I was outside looking at him in the kitchen. He had gone to fetch an orange, as his human companion had asked him. This was actually in a trailer. So, the chimp went and I was outside the window, and he opened the fridge and picked up an orange. Then he picked his nose, sort of looked at the booger, and just like a naughty child, he ate it! What we see is the chimp has a brain of a 4 or 5 years old, but with muscles stronger than any human. And unlike a human, he isn't going to grow up and learn restraint or right and wrong, it's just going to get really bad, and he will have his murderous rage for any reason he wants
I knew a guy that worked in a Zoo. When he started, he was warned to be wary of the Chimps. He said they were the one animal that scared the hell out of him. The way they looked at him, as if trying to figure him out. Part of his job was to feed them. He was told never to put his hand in the cage. They would give them a cup of milk and leave it just outside the cage. Chimp would take it, drink it and leave it back tru the bars. The first time he fed them, this one Chimp, knowing that he was new, dropped the cup just inside the cage. He was about to reach inside the cage and he realised what was happening. The chimp would have ripped the arm from him. .............. Not to be kept as pets. Post Edit - this story I heard first hand from the guy himself. It was Dublin Zoo in Ireland.
I would say that animals do. Elephants never forget. Blue jays have been known to get revenge on people after significant amounts of time if they had their nest messed with. Dogs, cats, horses and other animals remember if they like someone or not. Could. Have a lot of time pass and they may still feel aggressive or hesitant towards certain people and probably other animals as well.
A tiger named Tatiana was taunted by a couple of kids and escaped her cage. She weaved through a crowd of people to get to the kids and ended up killing one and wounding the other before police shot her. One of the more gruesome examples of animal grudges
@@dionaliu497 there's other accounts of tigers similar stuff too. There was a Siberian tiger in Russia I believe and a hunter shot and wounded it and stole part of it's kill and the tiger found the cabin where he was staying. It trashed it and waited for him to come back and killed the guy.
Even animals like fish have personalities. My family had this pet fish who was incredibly violent towards other fish but towards humans he was like a dog! When we watched tv he would swim over to the side of his tank that gave him the best view and would level himself to watch it!
Because these humans man... they're like us but with much more brain and they're aggressive as fuck too man. They are killing like thousands of their own kind just because of different opinions or what they call religion man... They will fuck you up man...
Quote from a zookeeper- "If the big cats got loose I'd run to find other keepers and visitors and try to get them to safety. If the chimps got out I'd run straight to my car."
man i love joes podcast... his talks,perception, ideological views... list goes on ... this isnt just a regular have a guest on and interview them podcast, its so so much deeper and better in so many ways, hence his success i guess... im happy im not the only one who sees not just his intelligence but his curiosity and wanting to know more, and who is fascinating and loves it to
Anybody interested in chimp behavior needs to look up the Gombe chimp war of 1974-1978. The tribe split up and the larger part started to systematically hunt and kill all the other males until they wiped them out. Then they took the females hostage and took the territory and didn’t have any more conflicts after they wiped them all out.
@@PodreyJenkin138 you are so naive. we are a lot worse than them. go to SEA and see how they slice a chimp brain in half, and eating it alive. all the others in the cage saw that shit, and bow down with their hand begging for their life. we are the most barbaric. if that happens in modern, can you imagine 1000 years ago ?
@@500dollarjapanesetoaster8 his name is Andrew Oberle. Look him up on youtube. He got fucked but he actually looks damn good now for what happened. Got one of the best plastic surgeons in the name
It has no remorse, it’s not a dog, not a human, this thing is a weird in between thing and if you do something for someone else, but not for them, they feel rage... Sounds like my ex-wife..
An adult chimpanzee is equivalent to a 2-3 year old human mentally....just 100x stronger!.... imagine a 3 year old with the strength of hulk throwing a rage tantrum. scary af!
@benadryl cabbagepatch Because chimps have strong muscles. But still Francis have more chances of surviving chimp attack compared to average human. But humans are the most dangerous creatures on earth.
@@victorabaderamos6019 yeah the gorilla would win, but still i think an ufc fighter would still give a hard time to the gorilla, I mean, getting a kick in the face must hurt
@@neilluhar7432 there's been plenty of jamie face reveals. Type in "Joe have you ever done dmt rogan" then watch the video or skip to like the last 20 seconds
Chimps actually do hold grudges. I learned about this in my Animal Minds class. If a chimp is attacked by a stronger chimp, they often attack the other chimps weaker family members. Thanks 50,000 dollar degree lol
Tigers have been known to keep grudges, theres that story bout a guy who shot and injured a tiger and stole its kill. So the tiger tracked him back to his cabin, trashed his cabin, waited about 10-15 hours for him to come home, then killed him. Lions could be capable of this too, and many other animals too
My dog got in a fight with my best friends dog. Our dogs used to be best friends before this fight. After this fight, my dog can’t even be in the same room as my friends dog without being restrained. My point is that animals definitely hold grudges.
It quickly became a kitkat cake when you chuck all the broken bits of finger back in. Joe's wrong, chimps are not "mean" chimps are absolutely controlled by their nature whereas we as humans control that nature. People are no different I would bite somebodies fucking fingers and face off if they managed to piss me off that much on an emotional level. BUT because I control my nature to react I would never expect to see it happen. Chimps 100% you know they will they have no choice, there are no liberal hippy Chimps :D They are all animals.
@@SanJose408Alex We do, or at least civilised people do as much as they can. Our nature is pullings legs off of mosquitos or getting revenge with a cheap shot or a low blow in the playground. These are the natures of humanity, and I for one am GLAD that we task ourselves with controlling it!
Once I went to a zoo and seen many big powerful animals but when i got to the chimps area they were like in a riot or something and I freaked out so much that I had to left cause the way they were pushing the cage and their face expression made me feel so small and also thought they could make it out the cage at any moment. One of the most scary situations of my whole life. I can't imagine encountering just one of them in the wild...
And yet it's not the chimps who destroyed 50% of all widllife on Earth. Humans talking about Chimps' cruelty, another case of the pot calling the kettle black. 🙄
The pure fact you mentioned "cage" makes me think these Chimps were in a cramped overpopulated environment that instinctively made them feel cornered and trapped, so naturally they couldn't handle it and were stressing and freaking out about it. Plenty of other animals experience this same kinda thing too, especially rats or mice in laboratories for example.
@@bowlingbbabe that's a demonstrably untrue statement and lowers the credibility of your arguments ... part of the issue we have is that universities are chock full of left wing ideologues who are shaping the new generations of people that run society .... if they were stupid, the culture war would be decidedly easyer
An elephant killed a women and during her funeral, the elephant returned and trampled the casket. I'm certain elephants can hold grudges. It's kind of like how a dog would be scared of a man that hits it everyday.
With all due respect to Joe , I can't help but think he looks like one every time he puts that headset on ngl lol, with the shape of his bald head and stocky build. Without it he looks human though lol
So I looked up the story about the chimp who was supposed to receive the cake and after the attack the story took a crazy turn. His name was Moe and although he wasn't the attacker (It was 2 other chimps), two years after the attack Moe escaped from the sanctuary he was kept at and was lost in the forest in Socal. As far as I can tell from combing through Google, Moe was never found and still could be roaming the forest to this day. How ironic would it be if Joe was hunting in the same forest and came across Moe and mistaked him for Bigfoot? A story truly coming full circle. 🤣
In a zoo in Norway there was this monkey that managed to take a keychain with lots of keys from one of the zoo keepers. So the zoo keeper took a banana and gave it to the monkey as a trade. Instead of giving back all the keys, the moneky took off one of the keys and gave it to the zoo keeper.
I've had two dogs in my life who held grudges. In one, when I moved, she didn't like this and began peeing on my bed. With the other, if I gave my other dog more attention, he'd pee on my sofa; a week after I began giving him extra attention, he stopped. Some dogs also get jealous of other dogs.
As a child chimps used to scare me more than any other animal as I grew to become a 47 year old man I just thought they were no more scary than any other animal but I always thought there was something creepy about them. But this has just blown my mind! I'm now terrified of them!
Joe's kind of intense and scary as he's making certain points in his story about the chimps and there aggressiveness. You can see the aggressiveness in Joe's eyes as he talks about it.
I think you may be on to something with captivity anger. With Travis the chimp, his anger issues began soon after he was barred from being outside. Chimps in good places, like the cognitive research facilities in japan seem to have no aggression issues. Maybe this can be applied to humans to some degree. We get more frustrated the more we stay inside
I follow a chimp sanctuary. Most of the chimps there were born into lab research although one was captured in Africa as a baby. 2 of them were like Joe is talking about here, were used as pets in the beginning, than sold into entertainment, because they got too strong, then sold into Lab research. The sanctuary makes no bones about the fact that the hardest part of their job is keeping them entertained. They have a large playroom, they have a greenhouse which is solar heated, And they have to acres with climbing structures to patrol as their own territory every day. But in the Winter months, it can still be a challenge to keep the smart ones occupied
I just read that blog post... The first sentence started with "I spent some time the other day at the LA zoo" and finished with "I would like to state for the record, that I would not mind being an aliens pet as long as they were to cool me as I am to my dogs"
the part about the zoo is sooooo true. going to the zoo as a child is a completely different experience than going as an adult. after i had my son i remember me and a friend took our kids on a play date to the zoo and we spent the entire time walking around being depressed for the animals and judging the tiny enclosures . getting to the gorilla enclosure was it for us. looking into the eyes of a close human relative and having it look back at you with very clear emotion of disdain made us feel so ignorant and small. we never went back. but most people dont experience it that way apparently. they just see another dumb animal in a cage for their amusement.
Yes, I just went to the zoo on May 19th, first time in a decade or more, and while the bears and cougars were lounging around, there was a sad looking chimp that just stared at me as I was watching it with binoculars in it's outside enclosure.
When my son turned 13 and got taller than me, I went through the exact same thing with him. I'm missing fingers and he never listens. He is now 15. I went from looking 12 to looking 57 years old. 3:09 finally someone has articulated motherhood.
I love animals, but not an animal lover, thanks for keeping it real Joe. Some people who call them selves animal lovers have a walt disney version of animals
I love animals but not chimps lol. I don’t even see chimps as animals, they’re human close cousins and it shows because they’re as evil as humans can be.
Dolphins definitely have a language. Researchers have noticed that dolphins seem to gossip about one another when the other is off hunting or something. The researchers were able to tell this because they also realized that dolphins in a pod together have names for one another. And when another dolphin was gone, other dolphins would be heard saying that dolphins name while he was gone. So the researchers deduced that those dolphins were talking about the other dolphin in their absence.
Just two weeks ago two chimps escaped in a Zoo in the Netherlands. Somebody had accidentally left the door open. As soon as they were free they immediately became aggressive towards people and both had to be shot. It’s tragic and illustrates what Joe is talking about here. Grown chimps are no joke man, they’ll mess you up bad if they are triggered.
Yeah the fact that Joe said he neutered his dog when he was 5 years old was weird. You usually do it at a year or so, so you don’t run the risk of cancer later.
Depends when you neuter, my dog was neutered as a puppy and as a result hasn’t affected him. When you neuter a dog that went through “puberty” and is now several years old the lack of testosterone will make them feel tired, lazy etc because it’s not what they’re used to
Interesting, Joe is right about that jealous emotion being like a Chimp's feeling of jealousy when we are children. I wonder if it is because we mature and learn that it is not reasonable to expect to get everything you want, even at the expense of others. If you needed to survive in the jungle then remorseless, jealous greed and desire would be an asset. Then natural selection would cherry pick the strongest to succeed. But such behaviour does not necessarily benefit human groups in terms of survival, where some degree of equity plus merit based distribution of desired objects can ultimately benefit the whole group. Our success probably relates more to intelligence and skill development rather than pure strength.
Same haha....., I know right, I luv how just a few important rules being changed around for some one ,( talking about myself here ) and how it all can get deduced to chimp mentality haha! Making this very relevant to me haha.
There is a lot of deep-seated joy in Joe's voice when he tells horrific chimp's stories
Lmao, it s true
Hahahaha
😅🤣
Joe studied chimps for over 20 years, can’t you tell by his knowledge
@Handsome Jack He is not and you will find some feces action in MMA th-cam.com/video/9_MMQxmmCAk/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=MMARelease
I once went to the zoo in Amsterdam on mushrooms and found myself watching the monkeys for over an hour. I was overwhelmed with a sense of sadness and loneliness. I was truly connecting with these beings on another level until one shat in it's hand and began to eat it. Then I decided to move on and look at the fish
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Dude 😂👌
I yelped 😂
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No one cares about Politics, let's get back to the important stuff.
Reject politic, return to monke video
Seriously
This is the way
Absolutely.
Amen bruther
This video is pretty special to me but in a bittersweet way. My mom was the director of animal health at the cincinatti zoo in the 80's but after 20 years of working with the primates she died of cancer. Joe's description of chimps and monkeys reminds me of my mother, who always warned us that even though we love all monkeys, monkeys are incapable of love and could eat our faces if we weren't fair to them. Miss you, mom.
Had me 4 a sec ngl XD
They are capable of love. They are capable of jealousy too
Chimps are mammals and very capable of love. But, as primates like humans, they are also capable of rage.
@@denisem1080 Thank-you. Was going to comment similar.
I sincerely hope that most people don't think that just because a human does something bad, doesn't mean they aren't capable of love either.
@@Atreyuwu Chimps are like us but without our better nature I think. Their philosophy is might makes right. Sure they feel love and connection. But at the same time they dont have morals, self retraint or any higher ideals of dignity, law, order or shame like we do. A chimp who feels envy will never think that its unfair to the other guy or find it shameful or pathetic to attack. He keeps it simple. He's better than me? I hate him. Ill tear him apart unless I fear him. Thats it. Take a man who is completely uneducated, illiterate, stupid and simple minded. He is also mean and the only rule he understands is force and the fear of force. He is also quite naive and loving if he likes someone. That is the closest to a chimp we have among men. Thats my take on it.
"My mom just died"
Joe: "That reminds me of that time a chimp tore lady's face off. Gosh such powerful creatures"
Doctor: “Your wife died, the surgery failed”
Me: “ That Reminds of when they did surgery on a grape “
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Tbh that story is so bizarre that I cant help but to think it several times, specially when I see a chimp interacting with a kid or living with someone
It gives me conniptions
@@TheFernandinho the charla hash case?
That story is fucking terrifying, i understand your fears.
That we cant have chimpanzee
Literally the title that describes this whole show.
*IMAGINE THAT*
these are the comments I'll miss over on spotify
@@bonpaoi4736 wtf
5 reasons why America is a better country than Europe
1. We are more richer
2. We killed Hitler
3. We stopped slavery
4. Europe worst country world
@@zingo1848 are you a chimp?
Its kinda refreshing, that Joe is talking about chimps this time.
As opposed to what?
Well we need to talk about people like you. You guys are strong AF
What do you mean this time? You mean all the time
@@ShellBulletNinja as opposed to chimpanzees
@@Snk13_ty thank you, kind Sir!
Joe Rogans facial expressions when he’s describing the rage of a chimp 😂
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"THIS MOTHERFUCKER DIDNT BRING ME A CAKE?? I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!"
Yes!! Was think the same !! Hus eyes
THE RAGGEE
THE RAGGGGGGE
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When you see “Joe Rogan” and “chimps” in the same sentence you just click.
5 reasons why America is a better country than Europe
1. We are more richer
2. We killed Hitler
3. We stopped slavery
4. Europe worst country world
@@zingo1848 lol you defo a trump fan
@@zingo1848 Europe isn't a country. WTF????
@@hdavis9856 by the use of his English I'd be willing to bet he isnt from America lol
@@hdavis9856 but then again the public education system is shit.
I clicked without hesitation
I knew what was coming but nevertheless
Same and then I looked for this comment and found it immediately
Amen
Had to
How's the beet industry during the pandemic ?
Joe “A chimp isn’t a dog, it isn’t a person, it’s in between” Rogan
lmaooooo
😂😂😂
Profound!
The waving of the hands lololol
He ain’t wrong lol
I didn’t find out what a chimpanzee was capable of until my thirties. I’m not sure it’s widespread enough why it’s a terrible idea for people to get too close to these animals. Admire and respect these animals from a safe distance
Bro how you should see bear attacks or pitbull attacks
Good point, as children we always saw chimps on TV as cute sidekicks... Like BJ McKay and his best friend Bear.
What chimps and pitbulls do, also dolphins, is good cause there's people who love animals unconditionally, like too much,
So these stories and facts kinda put these people in place
Tony: *desperately trying to avoid talking about chimp attacks*
Joe: "Jamie pull up that picture of the guy that got his face ripped off by chimps, he needs to see this"
This comment deserves more likes. Here's one my guy.
That dude Tony kinda sucks to talk to it seems like
Where can I see the pics
@@hugoramos3068 google
Joe: folks at home prepare, don't show it in the screen .
This is the joe Rogan that got everyone hooked on his show.
I like conspiracy Joe Rogan
DMT Joe got me hooked
Nobody likes political joe
I like Joe Rogan in general.
@@atroxarmy870 I like you
“Joe rogan talks about chimp attacks”
the most JRE title ever
it was just a bit shy of joe rogan talks about chimp attacks on dmt, the perfect title..
Anyone got a link to that chimp attack
Dmt, chimps, weed, elk meat
I'm not sure if it was the same guy but many years ago I was on a cruise and there was a man on the ship with us who we would see periodically, often times in the hot tub or pool. He was deformed in the most horrible ways, missing fingers, toes, his face had been reconstructed as well as large sections of skin on his arms, legs and torso. He was always accompanied by what I assume was some sort of nurse or aid who helped him with just about everything. Rumor on the ship was the he was the victim of a well-publicized, multiple chimp attack. I think it was the same guy.
I just looked at the pictures, definitely the same guy
@@edwindecker8937 wow that's crazy 😲
@@edwindecker8937 Damn.
Brutal! I guess that would make sense for the guy to go on cruises instead of African safari's.
Humans in this comment section are incredible !
WHO has destroyed 50% of all species worldwide ? Chimps or men ?
Humans are the greatest predator EVER, so much so that we are willing to destroy the entire eco-system for petty pleasures and money.
I see joe and chimp in the title and I click, simple
Same 🙌🏻
i am a simple man
This is known
Same
I'm so fascinated by them
There is nothing more untethered than Joe going on rants about monkeys.
Imagine being so untethered that your rage knows no bounds.
And people that are jealous of others success
Other than the monkey attack?
I could listen to Joe talk about monkeys for atleast 15 minutes
Apes..... hahaha...
Thank god for this content
@TCB 101
TDS 101
@TCB 101 just stop
@Leroid Footlong you gotta hand out some liquid nitrogen to that burn, I can feel the heat from here.
Weak ass
God **
the way that he said that chimps will attack you if you give one person/monkey something and not them, kinda reminds me of my friend with food.
this man understands chimps so intricately, its astounding, almost suspicious
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@@benjackson9299 Bot lmaoo
Joe is obviously a chimp in the closet. Hope he gets brave enough to come out
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We all understand them kind of because they are very similar to us.. in fact there is no other animal more similar to us than chimps
Joe speaks with more passion about monkeys than he does about UFC or being a comedian
But not shrooms, weed, or DMT.
Yeah he’s captivating on this topic.
Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad! 😂 th-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/w-d-xo.html 🔥
Can you imagine joe and a chimp deer hunting while on DMT together.
Man imagine if he replaces David Attenborough when he passes. I’d like that if he talked about the animals in David’s place
Big cats DEFINITELY hold grudges! Remember that tiger some years back that escaped its zoo enclosure, ran past dozens of humans and specifically hunted down the 2 that were taunting it earlier?
Underated comment 😁
Clever kitty 🤣
Also Siberian Tiger once got his kill stolen by a hunter, and than stalked him, and the next time he went hunting, the tiger broke into his home, destroyed it, and than when the guy came back, he absolutely tore hin apart... Tigers intelligence is extremely underrated... People think that lions are smart because they hunt in groups, but tigers are so smart that they regularly kill humans
Can you inform me on where to find videos on this, sounds mad intriguing
@@maxim6088 I heard a similar story about a tiger that was shot by a hunter but he escaped. He recovered and tracked down the hunter and waited at his house to kill him. He definitely held a grudge!
The scariest thing you can see in your life, and I saw it personally was when I looked at a chimp. He was inside someone's home, I was outside looking at him in the kitchen. He had gone to fetch an orange, as his human companion had asked him. This was actually in a trailer. So, the chimp went and I was outside the window, and he opened the fridge and picked up an orange. Then he picked his nose, sort of looked at the booger, and just like a naughty child, he ate it! What we see is the chimp has a brain of a 4 or 5 years old, but with muscles stronger than any human. And unlike a human, he isn't going to grow up and learn restraint or right and wrong, it's just going to get really bad, and he will have his murderous rage for any reason he wants
Chimps should be culled off the planet.
Joe should talk about Chimps, UFO's and DMT more often.
And jujitsu
And elk meat
Fr
Back to the good ol days of jre
And bears
I knew a guy that worked in a Zoo. When he started, he was warned to be wary of the Chimps. He said they were the one animal that scared the hell out of him. The way they looked at him, as if trying to figure him out.
Part of his job was to feed them. He was told never to put his hand in the cage. They would give them a cup of milk and leave it just outside the cage. Chimp would take it, drink it and leave it back tru the bars. The first time he fed them, this one Chimp, knowing that he was new, dropped the cup just inside the cage. He was about to reach inside the cage and he realised what was happening. The chimp would have ripped the arm from him. .............. Not to be kept as pets.
Post Edit - this story I heard first hand from the guy himself. It was Dublin Zoo in Ireland.
chimps are terrifying. the only thing more terrifying is the way the zoos treat them.
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@@bnanapus6602 bruh lol
@@bnanapus6602 agreed
It's true guys my friend was the chimp.
Joe has a wonderful insight into the chimp world. He went to them. Lived with them. Learned from them. Loved them. Mated with them.
Wow!
So it was you who brought aids to this world
haha!
The mating part is what got me hahahahaha!
WAH-
I would say that animals do. Elephants never forget. Blue jays have been known to get revenge on people after significant amounts of time if they had their nest messed with. Dogs, cats, horses and other animals remember if they like someone or not. Could. Have a lot of time pass and they may still feel aggressive or hesitant towards certain people and probably other animals as well.
You forgot about Orcas.
A tiger named Tatiana was taunted by a couple of kids and escaped her cage. She weaved through a crowd of people to get to the kids and ended up killing one and wounding the other before police shot her. One of the more gruesome examples of animal grudges
@@dionaliu497 based tiger
@@dionaliu497 there's other accounts of tigers similar stuff too. There was a Siberian tiger in Russia I believe and a hunter shot and wounded it and stole part of it's kill and the tiger found the cabin where he was staying. It trashed it and waited for him to come back and killed the guy.
Even animals like fish have personalities. My family had this pet fish who was incredibly violent towards other fish but towards humans he was like a dog! When we watched tv he would swim over to the side of his tank that gave him the best view and would level himself to watch it!
In a parallel universe chimps talk all the time about a guy named Joe Rogan and his powerful kicks.
BiaTV 😂😂
Lmaoo your comment made my day
best comment ever!!
Because these humans man... they're like us but with much more brain and they're aggressive as fuck too man. They are killing like thousands of their own kind just because of different opinions or what they call religion man...
They will fuck you up man...
I'd pay money for a cgi skit of that
It's been too long since Rogan talked about chimp attacks. This feels earned.
I think Planet of the Apes traumatized Joe as a kid and he made a whole career just to vent about it
Yeah and his mma career was just so he could have a chance during the uprising
@@juleswoodbury58 what mma career, commentating?
🤣🤣🤣 so many clips
Lmfaooo bruh
All you guys do is talk shit though like he made is so stop hating dawg lol
“Being in captive as a chimp is like being captive as a human.” Amazing insight.
Quote from a zookeeper-
"If the big cats got loose I'd run to find other keepers and visitors and try to get them to safety. If the chimps got out I'd run straight to my car."
That's so stupid. A tiger is a million times more deadly than a chimp.
@@jakesimmonds5043 youd rather get killed by a lion then get tortured by a chimp
@@jakesimmonds5043 a tigers not gonna single you out over a crowd of people for torture
@@jakesimmonds5043 Maybe. But Tigers would make your death quick(er). Chimps would make you suffer
@@jakesimmonds5043 I think chimps are way more unpredictable than tigers even though both are unpredictable
Yes this is why I watch JRE. For the stories about chimps.
5 reasons why America is a better country than Europe
1. We are more richer
2. We killed Hitler
3. We stopped slavery
4. Europe worst country world
Wtf did i just read
Is it really a Joe rogan episode if he doesn't talk about chimps
He’s pimp chimpin
It has only been about politics and coronavirus the last 50 episodes, so boring
Don’t forget DMT. Can’t have a JRE episode without mentioning DMT.
Firm believer in evolution theory
Firm believer in evolution theory
man i love joes podcast... his talks,perception, ideological views... list goes on ... this isnt just a regular have a guest on and interview them podcast, its so so much deeper and better in so many ways, hence his success i guess... im happy im not the only one who sees not just his intelligence but his curiosity and wanting to know more, and who is fascinating and loves it to
2:36 Joe getting angry that they didn't bring him a cake
Anybody interested in chimp behavior needs to look up the Gombe chimp war of 1974-1978. The tribe split up and the larger part started to systematically hunt and kill all the other males until they wiped them out. Then they took the females hostage and took the territory and didn’t have any more conflicts after they wiped them all out.
Fucking hell its scary
I just so happen to stumble on this documentary and I must say It was terrifying and amazing to watch.
Us humans have been doing that for years, it's called WAR
Chimps doing war aswell? Damn they really are like us
@@PodreyJenkin138 you are so naive. we are a lot worse than them. go to SEA and see how they slice a chimp brain in half, and eating it alive. all the others in the cage saw that shit, and bow down with their hand begging for their life. we are the most barbaric. if that happens in modern, can you imagine 1000 years ago ?
It’s about damn time we talk about real matters.
This brings me so much joy, never seen joe being this passionate.
Lots of animals hold grudges, tell Jaime to pull it up
I wouldn't want to live after an attack like that. But seriously, fuck the monkeys, too dangerous to keep around.
@@500dollarjapanesetoaster8 his name is Andrew Oberle. Look him up on youtube. He got fucked but he actually looks damn good now for what happened. Got one of the best plastic surgeons in the name
Yeah gorilla chimp and elephant that i know of
@@Bryan-bd5kc tigers are fucking hell-bent on revenge bro their fucking phychopaths so cool they won't stop till they kill you
@@cursedclover1339 bro i bet u only watched that one video about a vengeful tiger
It has no remorse, it’s not a dog, not a human, this thing is a weird in between thing and if you do something for someone else, but not for them, they feel rage...
Sounds like my ex-wife..
Underrated comment 😂
Excellent comment
Thank you for that lol I’m still laughing
Good one man you got a thumbs up for that one
Low hanging fruit ,
Me reading the title: "Of course he does."
I mean, there's at least a 38% chance of him talking about chimps on ANY podcast.
@@deucepickle2091 Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad! 😂 th-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/w-d-xo.html
Did you see this clip of Joe calling Kanye crazy?! th-cam.com/video/FHDvR1X8Kso/w-d-xo.html
An adult chimpanzee is equivalent to a 2-3 year old human mentally....just 100x stronger!.... imagine a 3 year old with the strength of hulk throwing a rage tantrum. scary af!
a chimp is 1.5 to 3 times stronger than a human, not 100 times stronger
Joe talks about chimps like someone who discovered they existed at like 35 and has been hooked ever since
Which perfectly describes how and when Joe really did start studying chimps, when he started smoking weed.
I needed this Joe Rogan content to recenter myself in this universe.
Same
I agree
Facts,almost like the world is normal again
Chimp makes UFC debut.
Joe Rogan: “it’s the greatest UFC fighter of all timeee”
*Chimp rips other fighter's face off*
Joe Rogan: "Oh! He's hurt! He's hurt!"
@benadryl cabbagepatch Because chimps have strong muscles. But still Francis have more chances of surviving chimp attack compared to average human. But humans are the most dangerous creatures on earth.
@Noah chimps are crazy strong tho
@@hjon5988 At least can we all agree any ufc fighter would die horribly if put in a ring against a silverback gorilla?
@@victorabaderamos6019 yeah the gorilla would win, but still i think an ufc fighter would still give a hard time to the gorilla, I mean, getting a kick in the face must hurt
He’s right about the ego thing cause if chimps tear me up I’d definitely be back with a vengeance
My guess is that Joe spends more time thinking about chimp attacks than the average person.
Nice, i laughed out loud reading your comment. thanks.
In Joe's defence I would like to say: in my opinion Joe thinks more than an average person.
They're fascinating creatures
This guy looks like how I've imagined Jamie to look.
This the one!
We need a Jamie face reveal
@@neilluhar7432 there's been plenty of jamie face reveals. Type in "Joe have you ever done dmt rogan" then watch the video or skip to like the last 20 seconds
@@neilluhar7432 jamie has been seen countless times
😭😭😭😭😭🤣 so accurate , this why I love having that dude as a guest .
I've worked security for 12 years. There is a lot of people that act like the chimps in the story. And this goes beyond class.
His speech at 3:45 is something I think every person needs to hear. Self comparing can be very self destructive things depending on your psyche.
Get him talking about chimps or drugs and he morphs into his ultimate form, Roe Jogan
😂😂🤦🏽
Jhoe Hogan
🤣🤣
Rogue Jogger
😂😂😂😂
Chimps actually do hold grudges. I learned about this in my Animal Minds class. If a chimp is attacked by a stronger chimp, they often attack the other chimps weaker family members. Thanks 50,000 dollar degree lol
Sounds like they're human relatives lmaoo...👨🏿🦲
Tigers have been known to keep grudges, theres that story bout a guy who shot and injured a tiger and stole its kill. So the tiger tracked him back to his cabin, trashed his cabin, waited about 10-15 hours for him to come home, then killed him. Lions could be capable of this too, and many other animals too
@Jim McCracken i wouldnt doubt it
It’s crazy how similar mammals really are in those gut emotions
@@tigana most certainly, im sure most mammals have similar emotions up to a certain level
They can feel emotion they just can’t speak emotion like we can.
Did the tiger tell you that?
As someone who works with animals, primarily canines, it surprises me how insightful joe is about the topic
My dog got in a fight with my best friends dog. Our dogs used to be best friends before this fight. After this fight, my dog can’t even be in the same room as my friends dog without being restrained. My point is that animals definitely hold grudges.
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 omg that’s funny
That must’ve been a fucking awesome cake..
It quickly became a kitkat cake when you chuck all the broken bits of finger back in.
Joe's wrong, chimps are not "mean" chimps are absolutely controlled by their nature whereas we as humans control that nature. People are no different I would bite somebodies fucking fingers and face off if they managed to piss me off that much on an emotional level. BUT because I control my nature to react I would never expect to see it happen.
Chimps 100% you know they will they have no choice, there are no liberal hippy Chimps :D They are all animals.
@@DailyCorvid pretty bold of you to think we control our nature
@@SanJose408Alex We do, or at least civilised people do as much as they can.
Our nature is pullings legs off of mosquitos or getting revenge with a cheap shot or a low blow in the playground. These are the natures of humanity, and I for one am GLAD that we task ourselves with controlling it!
@@DailyCorvid Any action we take whether positive, negative, or neutral would be in our nature
May have also been shite, but that attacker chimp will never know lol
Joe talks about chimp attacks so much it’s like he’s bragging about his cousin .
Once I went to a zoo and seen many big powerful animals but when i got to the chimps area they were like in a riot or something and I freaked out so much that I had to left cause the way they were pushing the cage and their face expression made me feel so small and also thought they could make it out the cage at any moment. One of the most scary situations of my whole life. I can't imagine encountering just one of them in the wild...
And yet it's not the chimps who destroyed 50% of all widllife on Earth.
Humans talking about Chimps' cruelty, another case of the pot calling the kettle black. 🙄
The pure fact you mentioned "cage" makes me think these Chimps were in a cramped overpopulated environment that instinctively made them feel cornered and trapped, so naturally they couldn't handle it and were stressing and freaking out about it. Plenty of other animals experience this same kinda thing too, especially rats or mice in laboratories for example.
Joe " The Chimp-Whisper " Rogan
Lol
Whisperer.
@@jennross6466 fuck, that ruins everything.
"You feel bad, but you dont go attack that person...... " *looks around at society and quietly raises eyebrow* ......
Lol
Yeah, the Left has been doing a good job of attacking each other lately. Maybe they are the chimps.
@@thedemonnoof4383 theres definently a lack of social maturity I this day and age
The left is also made up of the lower educated and IQs so it isn't surprising they resort to animalistic violence
@@bowlingbbabe that's a demonstrably untrue statement and lowers the credibility of your arguments ... part of the issue we have is that universities are chock full of left wing ideologues who are shaping the new generations of people that run society .... if they were stupid, the culture war would be decidedly easyer
Joe is so in tuned with the psychology of animals. Makes me think he missed his calling as a zoologist
Or his calling to be a chimp
@@Xipotec never too late for that hes looking more like a chimp every passing year
An elephant killed a women and during her funeral, the elephant returned and trampled the casket. I'm certain elephants can hold grudges. It's kind of like how a dog would be scared of a man that hits it everyday.
Intelligent animals hold grudges.
Enough talk Joe. Get a chimp on the podcast.
We need a chimp and Joe Rogan doing DMT on the podcast.
Lol
With all due respect to Joe , I can't help but think he looks like one every time he puts that headset on ngl lol, with the shape of his bald head and stocky build. Without it he looks human though lol
@@chaosdweller that's racist...
So I looked up the story about the chimp who was supposed to receive the cake and after the attack the story took a crazy turn. His name was Moe and although he wasn't the attacker (It was 2 other chimps), two years after the attack Moe escaped from the sanctuary he was kept at and was lost in the forest in Socal. As far as I can tell from combing through Google, Moe was never found and still could be roaming the forest to this day. How ironic would it be if Joe was hunting in the same forest and came across Moe and mistaked him for Bigfoot? A story truly coming full circle. 🤣
Freedom!
I grew up in Covina and used to see the guy who got mauled every day in front of his house with a free moe sign.
@@Kushsmoka420 I hope he got the news that he's free, or best case scenario he finds his old friend :)
I bet the attacking chimps were euthanized, weren't they?
Lol joe loves that story
"Your name?"
"Joe Rogan"
"And your specialist subject?"
"Chimps on DMT"
Hunting elk
chimps on dmt would be fucked bro imagine
@@defago1969 👍🏼😂
In a zoo in Norway there was this monkey that managed to take a keychain with lots of keys from one of the zoo keepers. So the zoo keeper took a banana and gave it to the monkey as a trade. Instead of giving back all the keys, the moneky took off one of the keys and gave it to the zoo keeper.
I think Joe really wanted to study Chimps but his dad laughed at him so he became a comedian instead.
Really? Good pod caster yes. Comedian? You joker you...
@@andrewsmith7118 well he got into podcasting through his connections in comedy so yeah kinda comedian
😂😂😂
Crows, elephants and dolphins hold grudges.
So they can be dangerous right?
Camels too
I've had two dogs in my life who held grudges. In one, when I moved, she didn't like this and began peeing on my bed. With the other, if I gave my other dog more attention, he'd pee on my sofa; a week after I began giving him extra attention, he stopped. Some dogs also get jealous of other dogs.
Magpies also remember faces and can seek revenge on people who have done them wrong.
@@AlexSmith-qf4cf They're related to crows. Crows, ravens, and magpies are all ridiculously intelligent and in the same family
As a child chimps used to scare me more than any other animal as I grew to become a 47 year old man I just thought they were no more scary than any other animal but I always thought there was something creepy about them. But this has just blown my mind! I'm now terrified of them!
Joe's kind of intense and scary as he's making certain points in his story about the chimps and there aggressiveness. You can see the aggressiveness in Joe's eyes as he talks about it.
Seems like almost every podcast he mentions chimps one way or another.
Its not JRE if you dont hear one of the things during the podcast.
1.) chimps
2.) Elk/hunting
3.)DMT
and
4.) Jiu Jitsu
@@Solitdntusiasta "jaime pull up that video of a chimp doing an armbar on another chimp where it ends up getting its dick ripped off."
Well, chimps are damn fascinating
Look at the intro animation.. its chimps...
I think you may be on to something with captivity anger. With Travis the chimp, his anger issues began soon after he was barred from being outside. Chimps in good places, like the cognitive research facilities in japan seem to have no aggression issues.
Maybe this can be applied to humans to some degree. We get more frustrated the more we stay inside
I follow a chimp sanctuary. Most of the chimps there were born into lab research although one was captured in Africa as a baby. 2 of them were like Joe is talking about here, were used as pets in the beginning, than sold into entertainment, because they got too strong, then sold into Lab research. The sanctuary makes no bones about the fact that the hardest part of their job is keeping them entertained. They have a large playroom, they have a greenhouse which is solar heated, And they have to acres with climbing structures to patrol as their own territory every day. But in the Winter months, it can still be a challenge to keep the smart ones occupied
Or inmates
Facts the covid pandemic is a big example of this people started to lose it
@@UnknownFlowz People were behaving badly even before COVID. I think COVID was used as an excuse for all kinds of idiot behavior.
Definitely. Smart animals like monkeys or cetaceans get violent or depressive when they are in captivity.
it either has to do with DMT or chimp attacks...im used to it now...
The beginning of "Nope" would blow Joe's mind
Joe: "Dont give a Chimp a cake"
Somewhere in this world Chimps to each other: "Dont give a Rogan a DMT"
I just read that blog post... The first sentence started with "I spent some time the other day at the LA zoo" and finished with "I would like to state for the record, that I would not mind being an aliens pet as long as they were to cool me as I am to my dogs"
“Of the Cake guy?”
“Of the guy that got his face ripped apart and his fingers bitten off.”
Sounds great
I bet he can't bake cake now.
Google Moe the chimp
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The thumbnail is amazingly hilarious. The joy in Ones face and the concern on the other
Lol Joe's face and enthusiasm with this kinda of thing is always the best 😂
3:14 this is the funniest demonstration I’ve ever seen in my life.... dude so into getting the image across 😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
the part about the zoo is sooooo true. going to the zoo as a child is a completely different experience than going as an adult. after i had my son i remember me and a friend took our kids on a play date to the zoo and we spent the entire time walking around being depressed for the animals and judging the tiny enclosures . getting to the gorilla enclosure was it for us. looking into the eyes of a close human relative and having it look back at you with very clear emotion of disdain made us feel so ignorant and small. we never went back. but most people dont experience it that way apparently. they just see another dumb animal in a cage for their amusement.
Where was this
I hate the Zoo concept...thats said, perhaps the Earth is actually a Zoo...we just don't see or know what beings are viewing us..
I distinctly remember a time when I went to the zoo and felt depressed, but then realized we as humans are also in a zoo, most just don't realize it
"I arrested a penguin, I decided." - Ryan George
Yes, I just went to the zoo on May 19th, first time in a decade or more, and while the bears and cougars were lounging around, there was a sad looking chimp that just stared at me as I was watching it with binoculars in it's outside enclosure.
When my son turned 13 and got taller than me, I went through the exact same thing with him. I'm missing fingers and he never listens. He is now 15. I went from looking 12 to looking 57 years old. 3:09 finally someone has articulated motherhood.
Normal dude: “Nah man I just gave my friend a cake!”
Chimp: *Goes for the fingers*
Joe Rogan and Chimps in the title... instant click like everybody else XD
Did you see this clip of Alex Jones pissing off Joe?! He gets so mad! 😂 th-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/w-d-xo.html
I love animals, but not an animal lover, thanks for keeping it real Joe. Some people who call them selves animal lovers have a walt disney version of animals
Yeah it’s easy to love deers and puppies 😂 try chimps and baboons
@Andrea Smith Ok good
I love animals but not chimps lol. I don’t even see chimps as animals, they’re human close cousins and it shows because they’re as evil as humans can be.
Dolphins definitely have a language. Researchers have noticed that dolphins seem to gossip about one another when the other is off hunting or something. The researchers were able to tell this because they also realized that dolphins in a pod together have names for one another. And when another dolphin was gone, other dolphins would be heard saying that dolphins name while he was gone. So the researchers deduced that those dolphins were talking about the other dolphin in their absence.
Crows hold grudges. They even pass those grudges down to their kids! Don't mess with crows!
is that why they keep shitting on my car?
@@SkaffaS You woke a crow family up at 8 AM on a Saturday morning to preach about Mormonism didn't you? That is how it always starts.
This be true
There’s no way joe doesn’t know he’s the “chimpanzee guy” at this point.
The way he describes a chimps sense of fairness and the action they take as retribution is exactly how my ex girlfriends have acted
Lol 😂
The Nope chimp scene brought me back here
Just two weeks ago two chimps escaped in a Zoo in the Netherlands. Somebody had accidentally left the door open. As soon as they were free they immediately became aggressive towards people and both had to be shot. It’s tragic and illustrates what Joe is talking about here. Grown chimps are no joke man, they’ll mess you up bad if they are triggered.
They were locked up and not free in their personal environment so that sucks
"You didn't bring enough for everyone? No fingers for you then."
I got my pitt bull fixed and honestly it did not slow him down at all. Dude is always causing a scene lol.
Yeah the fact that Joe said he neutered his dog when he was 5 years old was weird. You usually do it at a year or so, so you don’t run the risk of cancer later.
Yeah lol. They're not as bad but they still hump and get into scuffles
my dog is freaking crazy lol got him fixed when he was a young he’s still aggressive and hella energetic and still a horn dog
Depends when you neuter, my dog was neutered as a puppy and as a result hasn’t affected him. When you neuter a dog that went through “puberty” and is now several years old the lack of testosterone will make them feel tired, lazy etc because it’s not what they’re used to
'Somehow' Tony Hinchecliff is way more likeable in Rogans presence
Interesting, Joe is right about that jealous emotion being like a Chimp's feeling of jealousy when we are children. I wonder if it is because we mature and learn that it is not reasonable to expect to get everything you want, even at the expense of others. If you needed to survive in the jungle then remorseless, jealous greed and desire would be an asset. Then natural selection would cherry pick the strongest to succeed. But such behaviour does not necessarily benefit human groups in terms of survival, where some degree of equity plus merit based distribution of desired objects can ultimately benefit the whole group. Our success probably relates more to intelligence and skill development rather than pure strength.
100%
remorse would be a detriment to a wild animal.
'Joe Rogan Talks About Chimp attacks' - the quintessential JRE title
I can literally watch this man talk about chimps all day 😂
Same haha....., I know right, I luv how just a few important rules being changed around for some one ,( talking about myself here ) and how it all can get deduced to chimp mentality haha!
Making this very relevant to me haha.
a wild chimp attacked my legs in 1993... i barely got away but man... he really went bananas