I would also be spiraling into madness if my entire life/personality would be based on glorifying a computer game which once was great but now has completely been ruined by it's own developer. Yeah.
It would already be in the game if he sold it to valve but he refused. There is a good chance they never add it to the game again just because of that...
@@O6i "yeah lets miss out on like free work and a classic that will engage the playerbase for a non personal business grudge" -valve in your imagination for whatever reason
1:37 Lol, there's no way that this nearly 20 year old Counter-Strike Source prop (which is a modified Half-Life 2 luggage cart) managed to survive all the way to Counter-Strike 2. What an incredible feat!
I turned up the volume and played it a second time, thinking he'd just put it on quietly. But no, it was just a similar bass note for a different BGM. lol
Gotta be your best video in ages. In losing the plot slightly, you've gained a clarity, vision and comedy that is incredible to witness. More madness please - we're all here for it 😂
I love the new skybox and the new lighting. Was a bit worried from the first pics we got cause I didnt like the orange glow, I have always felt like Cache is one of the maps that looks best without a lot of colors and such. Just a lot of clean white suits it far better, so the direction he is taking is great! I do still love the occasional colors so it doesnt get too dull, especially the red
Watching this, I had an idea for a CS map which would be interesting, and if I was gonna make a CS map it’d be this; a bullet proof glass factory. Imagine being able to see the opposing team through certain corners, or hallways. It’d be unique but I’m not certain what tactics would be used on it.
Or a mirror factory. You turn around after seeing movement in the corner of your viewfield just to realise it was yourself all along. Then you immediately get shot in the back... It would probably be terrible to play but also kind of hilarious.
Right!? The last version was perfect! It overhauled grenade spots (in a good way) and looked like nature has been taking over an old nuclear cache or something It wasn't even that long ago that remake happened
Yeah i totally agree. The contrast isnt there, neither is the entire feel of the map. But to be fair I think this cache will work out fine since its not yet finished but a major selling point of making cs2 was better lighting and im sorry but this new lighting is completely shit for cs. They have to mess around with it to get it to be a fit for cs but no map has done that so far and all of them looks just wrong.
I wasn't aware that this was an unpopular opinion, but I disliked green cache when it came out, and the new agent skins more or less killed the map for me. I'm not a fan of not being able to see other players.
You really let your creative scripting style (or off script quips) flow in this one, like many of your best videos. It's what I'm here for, I don't even play CS2 now.
Cache is the map that made me love counter strike and now that it’s getting back on the game it makes me feel like the times I started playing cs!! Can’t wait for it :) Great video as always philips :)
Forklift looks really dark, I bet he'll have to change it. Loving the direction he's taking the map. If you're reading this, thank you for all the interesting maps over the years!
As a Hammer user, it's been really interesting to see FMPone's process as he's released updates to development. It's a remaster and rebuild, adding and removing features to Cache and not just a port of CSGO's version. Attention to detail is spot on and im glad it's taking a while as Cache was otherwise quite stale and outdated (visually, the playability of the map was great). Always a classic and a fantastic map - just glad it's getting CS2's and with context of new mechanics and playability. Good stuff.
I'm so glad to finally see some cache, been missing this map loads. Thing is though, it's not that I don't like what fmpone is doing but it feels like so much of the map is being changed for the worse. Interesting boost spot being replaced by concrete. Unique wooden floor that makes the map feel real, concrete. It just feels like to keep peoples fps high on the new engine maps are being made in such a way that simplifies everything somewhat. This isn't necessarily bad and it works in some places but I feel the quirky and unique areas, colours and furnishings of the old maps made cs maps, cs maps and not just another battlefield or COD copy. Idk maybe i'm just reading into it too much. . .
"Peace out" is such a cool way to end a video! I still don't know why I watch those video knowing I don't play the game anymore, I just stay for the philips&dad music. ♪
It's astonishing, really. Now it actually looks like it's somewhere near Chernobyl. Would've never thought back in 2019 that this map could look even remotely close to this...
I'm so glad he decided a more gray variation of the lighting. It felt that the orange was just going to be unappealing to look at and really dark darks.
5:28 excuse me? You surely meant to say that the iconic shipping container once again dwells in its natural habitat on A site, which was previously occupied by some temporary placeholder garbage looking polygon wasting tank model.
I know WarOwl has no closer, but at least we can all appreciate 3kliksphilip ending nearly all of his videos with the classic "Keep it real, be cool, and peace out, bitches".
The shipping crate on A site isn’t a placeholder. He teased the change on his Twitter before showcasing it. Even liked my tweet asking to bring back the crate in the post where he teased it.
"fpicssssdsdsssdsd" what a banger of a title. nice job Philip
It's not a true masterpiece until you manage to keymash the exact same sequence so you get something like "cdgvhgghjjhjhjhjh(1)"
@@DogsRNice he gets his cat to write the titles
Got to love when literary-grade meta humor fully overlaps with sheer laze.
@@DogsRNice stop how do you know my files are you inside my computer
The previous title was even better
i think we lost him
nvm he changed the title @Edit: The title was "fpicssssdsdsssdsd"
what was it@@_jannee_
@@_jannee_what was the title?
@@marclapinIt was just a bunch of lowercase letters jumbled together
@@FentForEnt fpicssssdsdsssdsd
Warowl: I still have no closure
Philip: peace out bitches
I pray that Warowl someday gets the closure he needs. The war was tough on him…
🤣
closer*
clothes on*
clover*
Philip's slow spiral into madness will be studied for generations
slow? man was farting for hours on cam a decade ago. man is far gone from the start
Idk maybe his viewers paranoid obsession with accusing him of using ai will be the more interesting study.
I would also be spiraling into madness if my entire life/personality would be based on glorifying a computer game which once was great but now has completely been ruined by it's own developer. Yeah.
I get your fangirling just from reading the title "fpicssssdsdsssdsd"
Phillip is a K-Pop stan now
*yore
I don't get the reference, context pls?
This is truly one of the titles of all time
the most one of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it was changed from "Cache's Hot New Pics EXPOSED" lol
This video is definitely a video of videos of all time
Philip saying “no homo” was not on my bingo card.
that and the ending, really got me off guard HAHA i love it.
And "peace out, bitches" was?
@@zulubunsen9067 is Phillip getting more and more unhinged cause Valve won't release an operation? i say yes.
Philip's mental health appears to be rapidly increasing in something, i'm not sure what
lmao wtf is gay abandon
I, for one, am all for this slightly unhinged 3klipsphilip, slowly breaking at the seams.
Are you okay 3klikphilp?
He's trying to give us a signal
At least it's not AI slop. I was Halfway expecting *"Welτcoθnne to Caπachφe"* and a dog turning into a chicken tender somewhere in the video
@@ThatGuyNamedRickdon't give him ideas
about time we got 4kLickPhilip
Excellent title
Still an excellent title ❤️
So real
I love your creativity philip, you're showing your true art with these titles.
What if... in two years he finish the map and Valve doesn't put it in the game, that will be the last bean in the can.
Alddidlddl will take over
It would already be in the game if he sold it to valve but he refused. There is a good chance they never add it to the game again just because of that...
Sound ls like something valve would do
@@O6i "yeah lets miss out on like free work and a classic that will engage the playerbase for a non personal business grudge" -valve in your imagination for whatever reason
@@grqfes"zero billions" iykyk
1:37 Lol, there's no way that this nearly 20 year old Counter-Strike Source prop (which is a modified Half-Life 2 luggage cart) managed to survive all the way to Counter-Strike 2. What an incredible feat!
There will always be a bit of HL2 remaining in Cs2.
What an outro!
Used the ending cards with the script, and ends it off with an out of character, "Peace out... Bitches!" 😂
That caught me very off guard hahaha
I FULLY expected to be caboosed at 4:19. I winced in fear, but it never came.
There wasn't any caboosing in this video, right? Isn't that kinda weird..
I turned up the volume and played it a second time, thinking he'd just put it on quietly. But no, it was just a similar bass note for a different BGM. lol
I don’t want to live in a world without caboose
Didnt that APC used to be a cargo container for far longer than it was an APC?
Yes
Ye but to me personally the APC used to fit a lot better
I'm pretty sure it was a container with an APC partly hidden inside of it, you were able to see it.
I always hated that apc, was one of the things that made me not want to play cache
@@friendofp.24yeah towards highway
I sure love unhinged video names (that sometimes suddenly disappear)
I think I'm too mentally unstable for Philip's increasing instability.
such a relatable title, thank you philip
Gotta be your best video in ages. In losing the plot slightly, you've gained a clarity, vision and comedy that is incredible to witness. More madness please - we're all here for it 😂
I love the new skybox and the new lighting. Was a bit worried from the first pics we got cause I didnt like the orange glow, I have always felt like Cache is one of the maps that looks best without a lot of colors and such. Just a lot of clean white suits it far better, so the direction he is taking is great! I do still love the occasional colors so it doesnt get too dull, especially the red
"Mr. Bush, there's something important going on"
"fpicssssdsdsssdsd"
Enticing title. I decided to reduce sleep to watch this right now.
I appreciate the effort you put into these comparisons, Philip. Thank you for doing them
Watching this, I had an idea for a CS map which would be interesting, and if I was gonna make a CS map it’d be this; a bullet proof glass factory. Imagine being able to see the opposing team through certain corners, or hallways. It’d be unique but I’m not certain what tactics would be used on it.
You could relatively easily create that map you imagined. It wouldn't look great or anything but it would be functional.
Or a mirror factory. You turn around after seeing movement in the corner of your viewfield just to realise it was yourself all along. Then you immediately get shot in the back... It would probably be terrible to play but also kind of hilarious.
This makes me sad, I really liked the green, overgrown look it had going.....
Wait what did you just call me?
Right!? The last version was perfect! It overhauled grenade spots (in a good way) and looked like nature has been taking over an old nuclear cache or something
It wasn't even that long ago that remake happened
new cache was so ugly... this new one looks clean af
Yeah i totally agree. The contrast isnt there, neither is the entire feel of the map. But to be fair I think this cache will work out fine since its not yet finished but a major selling point of making cs2 was better lighting and im sorry but this new lighting is completely shit for cs. They have to mess around with it to get it to be a fit for cs but no map has done that so far and all of them looks just wrong.
I wasn't aware that this was an unpopular opinion, but I disliked green cache when it came out, and the new agent skins more or less killed the map for me.
I'm not a fan of not being able to see other players.
Me too
I hope the stormy aspects of the map gets expanded on, it could make for a really unique mood.
You really let your creative scripting style (or off script quips) flow in this one, like many of your best videos. It's what I'm here for, I don't even play CS2 now.
we need a god damn performance update
yes.
R
4:40 NO WAY HE REMOVED THE S1MPLE GRAFFITI
he might bring back the graffiti when the full release comes out
@@xgamer5619 yeah he has to
@@JimJKyou're the type of guy who has S1mple as his username?
@@kinderboah ...
feels like yesterday we were getting the new crazy green cache. time flies.
6:24 its so obvious that fmpone is DESTRYOING the csgo legacy by replacing historic locations with ads for BIG CONCRETE. dissapointing
Cache is the map that made me love counter strike and now that it’s getting back on the game it makes me feel like the times I started playing cs!!
Can’t wait for it :)
Great video as always philips :)
Forklift looks really dark, I bet he'll have to change it. Loving the direction he's taking the map. If you're reading this, thank you for all the interesting maps over the years!
6:19 beautiful animation 3kliks
Philip's officially out of renaissance era now, welcome to the modernist era bois
I paused at 3:02 because of a phone call, what a timing to continue from LMAO
Ive missed this map for so long now, cant wait till its back in the game.
As a Hammer user, it's been really interesting to see FMPone's process as he's released updates to development. It's a remaster and rebuild, adding and removing features to Cache and not just a port of CSGO's version.
Attention to detail is spot on and im glad it's taking a while as Cache was otherwise quite stale and outdated (visually, the playability of the map was great). Always a classic and a fantastic map - just glad it's getting CS2's and with context of new mechanics and playability. Good stuff.
I really hope he keeps the rain. Just a little drizzle would be atmospheric and not ruin any gameplay.
same
bro i read the title as feetpics😭
that outro was the hardest line ive ever heard in my entire life
this is the best "early engagement" title of all time, hats off
Amazing title. I was drawn in like the cat I am.
I'm so glad to finally see some cache, been missing this map loads. Thing is though, it's not that I don't like what fmpone is doing but it feels like so much of the map is being changed for the worse. Interesting boost spot being replaced by concrete. Unique wooden floor that makes the map feel real, concrete. It just feels like to keep peoples fps high on the new engine maps are being made in such a way that simplifies everything somewhat. This isn't necessarily bad and it works in some places but I feel the quirky and unique areas, colours and furnishings of the old maps made cs maps, cs maps and not just another battlefield or COD copy. Idk maybe i'm just reading into it too much. . .
🎉FRESH🎉 The LAV (Light Armored Vehicle), I really like it. Provides a supplementary tactical vibe to the atmosphere. Great video🎉
I can’t believe shrinkflation has made its way to counter strike 😭
tossing off willy-nilly with gay abandon goes so hard, thank you
"Peace out" is such a cool way to end a video!
I still don't know why I watch those video knowing I don't play the game anymore, I just stay for the philips&dad music. ♪
It's astonishing, really. Now it actually looks like it's somewhere near Chernobyl. Would've never thought back in 2019 that this map could look even remotely close to this...
map release: 2025
map in official game: 2030
ok bot
@@a-c1081 a-c1081
Philip, blink 5 times if you're being held hostage
I feel like we're about to get 4kLickPhilip any moment now
Cache ... Favorite map, but never in rotation because it's always being remade
Finally, thanks for giving up on the klikbait titles and giving us descriptive ones.
I like both versions quite well tbh
I love this. I hope we can have cache back soon...
THIS GUY IS A F****** LEGEND!!!
thanks for all the videos brother! ngl good guys since day 1!
The fact that the title actually drew me in because I was like 'wtf is this guy ODing on' LMAO
It's an armoured personnel carrier ☝ Not a tank as some people have said. Great vid phil! Perfect snacking content.
man, fmPone is just doing it right with source 2
I'm so glad he decided a more gray variation of the lighting. It felt that the orange was just going to be unappealing to look at and really dark darks.
you almost tricked me into thinking you could link to other videos mid-video again, you clever gent
Woah, the first image kinda has a nova prospekt vibe with the tiles
thanks for not adding any AI generated pictures in this one, philip
tossing off willy nilly with gay abandon
Nicely done sir
Man i miss cache so much, playing counter strike without it just isn't the same for me.
When I remade cache for a different game I also made it a stormier setting. it really fits! Good pick FMPone!
Don't worry about the title everyone, it's just his cat Fluffykins' turn to name the video.
bro had a stroke while making the title❤😂
Zieeeeglerrr.
The less orangeiness the better
When this vid was recommended it had a normal title, but now ive clicked on it and it's.. different
5:28 excuse me? You surely meant to say that the iconic shipping container once again dwells in its natural habitat on A site, which was previously occupied by some temporary placeholder garbage looking polygon wasting tank model.
looks like philip is solving the youtube algorithm
man I can’t wait for this map to get added, I really hope it feels more like the old cache than the green rework, genuinely my favourite map
Saw that title and just knew this one was gonna be a banger
Let's go, over a year later and we're finally getting original content back in the game
I miss old green cache. It was so pretty. Overgrown and a bit art nouveau hudden in sovietistan.
I liked the previous warm lighting, since different sky colors hasn’t been used much in CS2 so far
the title and the ending, i love it
love your voice man always so soothing.
I know WarOwl has no closer, but at least we can all appreciate 3kliksphilip ending nearly all of his videos with the classic "Keep it real, be cool, and peace out, bitches".
Ready to play Cache only for the next 10 years.
LETS GO IM SO HYPE FOR A 13 YEAR OLD MAP IN MY FAVORITE UNFINISHED GAME
Blud its way older than 13 years
@@Keaza. my fault geezer
i just got back from a drinking session. thanks philip for the video
Fuck that's good. The map feels a lot more Soviet it reminds of my childhood
A site doesn't feel as Soviet tho
i always thought cache didn't look soviet at all for w map located in pripyat
The bells have been removed ?
“Yes they are important“
screw that freaking tank, i'm on team container
map looks great and the sky suits cache so much i hope it stays
Holding A main T entrance from the top of the lockers on the edge looks like it won't be possible anymore.
you really tried making this interesting
The shipping crate on A site isn’t a placeholder. He teased the change on his Twitter before showcasing it. Even liked my tweet asking to bring back the crate in the post where he teased it.
every time philip swears i audibly gasp
was not ready for the last work
1:15 I played this map for 10+ years and never bothered to realise that was a room you could look into
The title is why I clicked the video, not the thumbnail
4:17 "It's almost Counter-Strike." Perfection
It seems Philip is suffering from the symptoms of content-drought withdrawal.
Man the tittle just got even more unhinged hehe
1:40 I swear the exact same cart I've seen on de_prodigy in CS:Source. Wow, that's really cool to see a 20 year old asset still being used