Who's the WORST Melee Infantry in Warhammer 3?
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- Who's not the best, but the worst of the melee infantry in Total War: Warhammer 3! Let's smash units into each other and see who does most terribly! Horray!
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i was honestly expecting vampirecoastzombiepiratedeckhandmob to do better than they did
Lets be real, this is what we wanted from the best low tier infantry videos
Gobos Da best
'Some Gob on Gnob action' absolutely hilarious with the "correction" 😂
you know what, im kinda digging a lot of this guy’s warhammer word flubs. I still smirk and think of empire men dieing and going to sigmar’s house.
Gob on knob action LMFAO
3:26 that skink is actually employing a tactic he learned from Drax, The Destroyer... standing completely still to avoid being seen.
Yes, and as proven, the tactic is extremely effective.
He's just standing there... menacingly!
What skink?
Holy fuck the commentary was golden 🤣
"It's good those peasants brought a shovel into a fight, they will be able to burry their friends afterwards" I died.
Since you died, they'll bury you too.
"I died"
So did the peasants.
"A pathetic charge from both sides! As we would expect from this caliber of units!"
I love that everytime Zerk says "Vampire Coast Zombie Pirate Deckhands Mob" it sounds like he's recorded it separately and inserted into the clip in post
"Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!"
everytime he said it i pictured Shrimp from Smiling friends when he was reciting Shrimpina's address lol
Zerk: Are zombies the worst melee infantry?
Helman Ghorst with literal zombie doomstacks: Yes. Buff please.
your kind of missing the point of the video seeing as how this is a test of them in multiplayer and not campaign thats why he's mentioning their multiplayer cost and not talking about lord effects and technologies, Goblins can also be a super powerful unit if you have skarsnik but its kinda irrelevant to this video.
Under the command of a necromancer they are way better then alone.
Because he can heal them and even has a chance to resurrect them after battle.
That dick hands vs gnobs fight was definitely the biggest, longest, hardest surprise of the match.
I preferred the gob on nob action myself.
Dick Hands!
Honestly that one goblin who beat the peasants should be a special character
He grew up to be skarsnik;)
Well, no. Skarsnik is a night goblin, not a common goblin. It could be Grom the Paunch before he ate the troll meat though.
Orgum Flouncebooter
Give him some good bitz and hire him as a hero.
My biggest curiosity. Did Zerkovich record every 'Vampire counts zombie pirate deckhands mob' or copy pasta?
DEF copy pasta. Love it.
It was strangely funny idk why
It was perfect
Wacky waiving inflatable arm flailing tube man!
I just picture a bunch of Legendary lords gathering together and arguing who has the most incompetent underlings. Finally deciding to do away with some of them and have some entertainment at the same time.
I love the thought of skinks carrying inflatable decoys into battle as a genuine tactic to confuse goblins.
That's probably the only time you will hear "A bit more damage-dealing power from the Peasant Mob".
UK game creator makes the French have the worst unit.
Good job CA!
Feels like Trafalgar all over again
Celle la va droit dans le Livre !
makes game historically accurate in a sense
@@bertvsrob not really, France has been a top tier military for the whole history and had one shameful defeat in ww2 and yet everyone only remembers that, i am not even French but honestly they have been done dirty by amateur historian
@Alex D
And 1870, and Indochina. But yes, "har har cheese eating surrender monkeys" is stupid.
Goblins can soak up a lot of fire and have the advantage of being *better than your opponent expects them to be*
Skinks have aquatic and are really quick, which makes them really good as light infantry.
Nothing beats using goblin spears in MP and watching your opponent avoid them with their cavalry like the goblins actually have anti large or something.
@@TheGreatMoonFrog yeah it's weird. Compared to Night Gobbos they get a bit more melee defense and a better melee reach, but they don't have any actual spear bonuses....
The writing for this video was hilarious, good job!
I haven't played much Vampire Counts so the Zombies fighting on even after having their head chopped off was a genuine surprise for me. Love the attention to detail CA brings sometimes.
just in case someone missed it, the zombies cause fear and are unroutable, didnt quite get across in this one
Until this fight I've never seen Skavenslaves win any combat ! 😂😂
CA: how we could name a unit with at least 50 characters?
Vampires: Vampire Coast Zombie Pirate Deckhands Mob!
CA: Perfect!
Still better than savage ork boy big'un boar riders.
This is the best video I have seen in a long time. Just beautiful commentary 👌
As someone who's done a full foot bretonian army attempt or three there is nothing more painful than peasant mobs before rapaunse.
I love these videos, the mix of fun commentary and statistics is pretty nice to listen to both when watching and having it in the background. Great stuff Zerk!
Sometimes, battle of 'lesser ones' are more entertaining just like looking at back street fight rather than K-1
I actually got a very good laugh from this one. especially from the 'Delivered the worst charge you've ever seen in your life" and all the charge descriptions. do love this series to see who's the worst. I always wanted to know who's the worst infantry too like if peasent mobs are worse than skavenslaves and zombies
"Vampire zombie pirate deckhands mob" This is going to ring in my head for a while for sure.
"Time for some Gob on Nob action"- Zerkovich 2022
12:32 You absolutely gold commentary, editing and actual intrigue is why we're here
That’s so sad for the mob, vampire zombie are shitty but they good flanking unit(i.e summon behind enemy) and a good unit to keep settlement control high(almost free hire and upkeep)
Vampire Count Zombies have the vitally important role of disposable meat shield. They are a wall of flesh to bog the enemy down while other units do damage, and damn do they do that well.
I love your videos, but it would be cool to see "competition" with using the actual unit role: for example, compare how long would those crappy units sustain against enemy archers or anti-infantry units. compare, how much damage cav does in charge and 5 sec fight agains various types of targets. I know, it's much harder, but it brings unit role to the spot lite, not just ability to kill each other. For example, i think scavenslaves are the best low tier meat: it's cheep and pretty fast and enemies have to chase it all over.
Idk about MP, but SP Zombies are literally the least expensive unit in the game- 100 to recruit and 0 upkeep costs. They also are really pretty tanky vs incoming fire due to somewhat spread out formation (more arrows miss). I would say they're harder to deal with going against them than Slave slaves are, especially since Skaven route basically on contact. XD
Gob on Nob... dying here
Zombie Pirate Deckhand Mob had me dying
the peasant mob look like me on Vermintide, when I try to complete the Geheimisnacht challenge
12:27 "This fight, incredibly slow, incredibly boring to watch, I don't know why you're here." 🤣🤣
Skinks are the best because they're the cutest. Their high speed, aquatic bonus, and early access to poison effect and vanguard deployment in the tech tree is good too I guess
Something to consider about Peasant Mobs, they used to cost 20 gold in campaign for WH 2 at least. The fact that they now cost 100 gold in both multiplayer AND campaign makes me sad. I would actually use them very often cuz of that cheap 20 gold cost which could be brought down even further with various skills / items / traits. It feels like they aren't worth 100g, but 20g is pretty cheap. Maybe 50g would be better? 75g? They have a hard time beating even artillery crews in melee ...
Is there no longer a tech that makes them free in the campaign? Pretty sure there was one.
@@kubaGR8 ok so there is a tech that reduces their recruitment cost by 10% and that remains the same between the games. It also gives them a nice +10 melee attack putting them in the range of maybe being able to land a hit once in a while. Their upkeep in campaign has always been able to be free if one is at or below the peasant economy limit. Otherwise it's something around 50 gold upkeep on them if above the limit. The thing I'm complaining about here is the fact that they now cost 100g instead of 20g in campaign. That's a lot more gold to sink into a low performing unit and makes tricks with spamming tons of them to use next turn and then disband less viable.
No idea why but I did laugh every single time he said "vampire coast zombi pirate deckhand mob" with super speed
Remember. The Peasants are crap but.. They have no upkeep cost! :D
2 things, multiplayer and also peasant economy. Sure 0 upkeep is nice but they're useless except for absorbing a cavalry charge meant for your archers, but having any men at arms do that is better. Also peasant economy means after a point they're a) not worth it compared to better units and b) no longer free upkeep since you've gone over the peasant cap
@@saintpres4ge533 1 thing, sending a 20 stack to re-enforce your buddy is fine. Sending 19 units or 2,000+ peasants with shovels is F---ing hilarious.
@@CaptainShack Clan Rictus sending 4 full stacks of skaven slaves vs Repanse with 4 full stacks of peasants with +100 armour from 50 T5 armories
Petition for Zerkovich to recite the full Vincent Price thriller night monologue.
Legend says if you use the lady's bathwater on the peasant mobs they can beat exalted blood letters decisively.
"Shortest fight you'll ever see" LOL fuck i wasn't ready for that almost choked
"It's like WW2 all over again"...
COME ON MAN ! That one hits like a truck...
Add my body to those peasant mobs' burial because I died laughing.
"Some Gob on Gnob action". I had to pause the video and walk away to let my laughter die down a bit.
For some reason I have a strong desire to apply the VampireCoastZombiePirateDeckhandsMob directly to my forehead...
I think in single player campaigns you should have something like five bonus slots for units that are basically tar pits. If you want more than that's gonna cost you but otherwise these units will simply be replaced first things and that's a shame really.
It's called having a necromancer. Or two. And a Helman possibly. That's what? Some 30 extra tar pits? And all they cost you is a bit of magic
@@unvelo4297 that works for VC but not for Bretonnia, Greenskins and so on.
Still feeling smart and smug?
@@MaSOneTwo That was meant to be a joke. If I was being serious I'd have suggested looking at the lords. Grom and skarsnik can carry their gobbos well into the late game, I'm not so sure about bretonnia but I think they have at least one lord that buffs their chaff too. Many factions have ways and means to keep the chaff viable. I just happen to love vc the most, the zombie tide we got with ie is just something else
@@unvelo4297 in that case I retract my comment and would like to ask you to use some kind of explicit signifier for future jokes, like this ;) or this ^^. Because that one was not at all obvious. This is an international platform and subtleties like humour get lost easily.
I always thought skinks were the worst back when I tested and found that they couldn't beat zombie pirate deckhand mobs and the mobs lost to everything else. Its interesting how a >b >c while c > a in this game.
Because it is RNG.
Skinks are a very underrated unit in the lizardmen roster in my opinion. Good use in the campaign. I tend to use them for clearing the backline of the enemy army in early and midgame. they are easier accessable than the lizardcavalary.
Skinks have the advantage of having high speed and aquatic
@@C2TheHill2910 Their javelin variant is also a great early game unit to soften up unarmored enemies. Their cost to damage output can be really silly sometimes.
@@gogeta667 oh yeah you are right. they are also a nice underestimated unit!
The Unwashed Fre- Peasant Mobs running away in a statwise winnable battle is funny.
I somehow won a multiplayer battle by overcasting harmonic convergence on a unit of peasants just for the lulz.
Wow. My bet was on the Skaven slaves. Im shocked that not only are the not the worst, but theyre not even the second worst either
We should have vampirecoastzombiepiratedeckhandmob in every competition as a running gag.
Gob on Nob action are often very, very quick in orkish society, often no longer than a single kick in the face and cheering from the crowd at how far the Gobbo flew !
Did anyone say ork nob?
Zombies in campaign are the best units for vampire counts a stack wins vs everything (if you have gorst) and maybe a mortis engine
This is a test of the units in a multiplayer setting, Goblins can also be made an insane doomstack with skarsnik but thats not really useful info in this context.
@@saltiney8578 I know for what the test is, but yeah you have to play goblins with orcs early game, but zombies (in campaign are still broken, i know they made them more fair in multiplayer but they are still one of the sickest units (alone because of 72k healing cap) and they heal in meele.
Ah, the running away Frenchmen. Who could expect that?
I need more "VAMPIRE COAST ZOMBIE PIRATES DECKHANDS MOB"-related content.
Skinks: "Where's my god damn javelin?"
Still wish zombies had some kind of melee heal mechanics. The game tell us
BEWARE THE ZOMBIES BITE!!
But nothing happens, want zombie swarms.😢
“Vampire coast zombie pirate deckhand mob” got me every time
6:20 That Kermit ass laugh XD XD XD
Comedy in the vid is on point. Thanks Zerk my boy. Needed the laf.
vampirecoastzombiepiratedeckhandsmob is my new favourite word
My favorite part is when you say "vampirecoastzombiepiratedeckhandsmob"
Gobs on Nobs.....damn man made me spit my drink out lmao
Very funny always saying "Vampire coast Zombie Pirate deckhand mob!" fast everytime
So basically, killing a peasant and then raising his corpse is an upgrade.
Dude this casual rythms in between is just good
Im gonna watch all of your videos on 0.5x now so you earn more from youtube algorithms
Hilarious when you say the full name of the vampire coast deck hand mob.
Skaven gang-gang claims this comment section.
‘Now it’s time for some Gob on Nob action’ 👀 well well well
This video is equal parts educational and hillarious xD
‘Gob on Gnob’ action has to be the highlight of the video. Amazing
Goblins are actually quite good tho, once you get their tech and give em a properly leveleld up lord. I usually have a few goblin armies running around playing wack-a-mole defending my lands
this is comparing base stat units as one would see and fight in multiplayer. No lord buffs or tech buffs in these battles.
Definitely. Goblins can be made into beasts. Nasty Skulkers are actually better than Orcboys early on, especially vs Dwarfs.
Grom with a bunch of gobbos buffed with dinner is so strong
@@schmiddi5768
Frenzy, Regeneration, and Physical Resistance iirc.
@@mazdrpan4099 yea, I'd argue with goblintide and such, even late game nasty skulkers are the bees knees. Right from the get go they do disgusting amounts of damage. Once you bring their rather terrible defense up to par they will trade up so hard.
dont forget that ingame there are factions that will buff some of these, and they have different upkeep.
if we account for immortal empires gameplay, the peasants are likely the worst, since they fuck up your economy and no lord really buffs them a ton.
Meanwhile...
Goblins - Grom the paunch/Skarsnik
Gnoblars - Gnoblarkicker bigname ogre can make them pretty annoying at the very least
Skavenslaves - Thrott the unclean
Zombies - Helmman Ghorst, and even outside of him can be made 100% free with research
Zombie pirate deckhand mob - Idk i dont have vampire coast dlc so havent played them but i doubt they nuke your economy for recruiting them early game.
Furthermore battle abilities such as WAAAAGH do alot too. Betcha goblins would stomp if that was used.
Gob on gnob action is just peak comedy
Your narration reminded me of "Upper class twit of the year" absolutely brilliant
That was the funniest commentary on this series so far. :D
“I don’t know why you’re here” made me genuinely laugh out loud 😂
As an Empire simp, I am smugly glad that no Empire units appear here.
empire spears just barely escaped by 25 gold
I laughed to tears. Thank you Zerk'
Thriller zombies vs rats was the epic clash of not-titans I never knew I needed. 10/10 would watch again.
You got me rolling with the same vampire coast zombie pirate deckhand mob audio clip repeated every time you had to name the.
"The peasant mob is the worst unit in the game."
Repanse: " 'old miah beuyur."
Answer is “whichever one i happen to be using and losing with”
i will NEVER get tired of the way you announce "vampirecoastzombiepiratedeckhandmob" . great idea recording it one time and copy pasting it in everytime u say it. have to laugh every fking time hahaha
I laughed a little at every "vampirecoastpiratedeckhandsmob"
no one:
not a soul:
Zerkovich: vampirecoastzombiepiratedeckhandmob
Boss, how unscientific do you want this method to be? YES!
Zerkovich's writing is getting better and better!
Vampire coast zombie pirate deckhand mob! Vampire coast zombie pirate deckhand mob! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubemen!
I lost it at the gob on nob lmao
Zerkovich's voice and narration style here is extremely reminiscent of Korg from the MCU...
That chuckle at 6:20 got me good
"Gob on knob action" lmao
Best one yet! Goblins vs. Zombie Deck Hands was more nailbiting than any Superbowl I've watched!
5:45 So you're saying the hands beat all the gnobs.
I already know it's peasant mobs. but I'll watch the video for the laughs.
come one best commentary ever on a unit comparison, could not skip a second
Relatively new to watching Zerks videos. Although I've watched a whole lot in the last week or so. And, the commentary on this one is just, spectacular lol, watching it again during this comment. Tricksy Skinks 😂
I'm only a few seconds in and I'm already smiling. We always hear about to top strongest, and best. But what about the units that are actually just so weak they die when you cough on them? And then seeing who among them dies to the lowest air pressure can wear their tin foil crown with a "U tried" Poorly scratched on to it.
Your commentary is the cream, good sir. So Funny!!!🤣