Life hack for the frozen car stuff: fill up a spray bottle (any size) with 2/3 water and 1/3 alcohol. Homemade anti-ice spray. You can even leave it in your car and it wont freeze due to the alcohol.
I love hearing you two talk about your ld relationship, my gf and I met when we were 12 on gmod, and would talk everyday for about 9-10 years before meeting eachother irl for the first time after saving up enough money to fly. Unfortunately she was like a whole ass day away, so flying was a lot easier. Seeing her irl was worth all the time I spent on the computer lol
I really like you guys relationship, its really cute and healthy, it gives me so much joy seeing you guys being such a great couple even after all the time you were gone. I am in a relationship too, and i wish to be like you guys one day! ❤
I've been seeing your videos in my fyp for months at this point, i finally decided to watch this one because the title and thumbnail looked interesting and i dont regret it, i will definetly be watching more of ur stuff:D
i think i watch because you guys are very laid-back and casual with this goofy energy that isn't obnoxious. That or it's just my adhd nodding about every topic skip because that's the exact train of thought that makes sense to me.
That thing you guys were talking about with trees bearing multiple types of fruit is more likely the process of grafting than anything genetically modified, it's where you take 2 generally young sapling trees, like an apple and orange tree, and cut off some of their branches at an angle so the inner bark is exposed and you attach the limb of another tree to it and tie it down so it heals and assimilates into the other tree, very interesting stuff
12:11 rainbow oh and 12:57 HOLY SHIT 13:02 TOO?! 13:30 ....how rare was this again? 14:46 okay i think its cooler to call out the times it hits the corner than rainbow 14:52 corner! 18:08 i didnt pay attention to the screen after the corner but then the moment i got curious and wanted to see the screen if a rainbow would happen soon THE FIRST BOUNCE was a rainbow! that was cool. im not doing this anymore doe..... 19:03 CORNER CORNER CORNER 19:06 ITS A DOUBLE!!! 21:50 EVERY TIME! EVERY TIME I LOOK UP 22:05 WTF?! IM GOING CRAZY!! 25:12 I SWEAR ITS EVERYTIME I LOOK UP 25:53 i cant tell if im cursed or blessed man im not even trying like i promise i haven't been trying to find the rainbows it just catches me when i refocus my eye after zoning out 26:14 I WAS SCRATCHING MY EYE BRO IM SCARED 29:42 dude this is giving me that anxiety you feel when you wanna sleep but you physically cant. im now subconsciously looking at the screen with the corner of my eye like its a disaster waiting to happen............. 32:28. it made it inside my house. the rainbow lighting fills my dark room an eerie static sounds that buzzes the floor under my bed. idk if i can hide for much longer. the lights are getting brighter, the buzzing louder, the colors changing faster. my breathing is getting too heavy and my hands are shaking. i dont know how much longer i have, but im horrified about what will happen if it finds me.
If you think 5 hours is bad, lemme tell you a story. When I was 21 last spring, I had a partner I knew for 2 years nearly, who i drove up to see for the first time. They were 8 states away from me. I drove my ass 15 hours up, stayed 3 days, and drove 15 hours back. I lied to my very staunchly conservative parents that I was just vacationing a couple hours away because I knew they wouldn't have let me drive that far. I drove perfectly safe without a hitch until a cop pulled me over at 3am in butt fuck nowhere cuz I was 15 over the speed limit despite google saying I wasn't, and got a ticket that I had to explain to my parents. I did all that. Just to get dumped a month later over a minor altercation over text. Moral of the story: don't lie to your parents, don't be stupid like me and drive safe!
Cute thing is, having lots or trees sharing a pot doesn't just make a forest, just makes them fuse, so if you both have seeds and those grow into trees, in a few years when the trees are mature to bear fruit, you'll both be united as one tree for the rest of eternity.
this was super fun to hear, im also in a ldr of almost 8 years in different countries. we're moving in together at the end of this year but until then we always watch you jaltoids together >:3
You two are such a cute couple oh my lord. You asked why people watch these videos and I think that is a key component, you have a very natural chemistry that is just pleasant to be around.
I'm listening still because y'all remind me of my current committed relationship and I like to hear the genuine, unfiltered person thoughts. They're funny and also a good break from the over-filtered environments I tend to be in like work or certain friendships
you guys are absolutely adorable! and emi's right about putting sprouts on characters. my fursona is a doggy with leaf ears and a bean sprout tail (it's not on the head tho).
YOU STARTED DATING BEFORE SMARTPHONES WERE AFFORDABLE??? thats actually insane And makes me feel better about only having been in long distance relationships so far
12:14 I ALSO SAVED RANDOM TRASH!! I saved recipets and even the cardboard thingie from this little animal crossing blind bag we got. I eventually threw them away to make room for other stuff, one of my favorites being the napkin rose he made for me when we went out to Giant City lodge. It still looks like a rose! It's kept It's shape surprisingly well
There needs to be an animation where Dalton gets hurt in various ways, all minor stuff like a stubbed toe, biting his tongue, hurt feelings, and he just turns into a tree immediately
idk i kinda like these but seriously the "ok tree time" would be scary and hilarious as a short animation. ya know that kind of scary where you still see the faces in the bark.
I mainly listen so I can understand what thought process goes into your heads during your animations. After a few podcasts, I start to understand how easy the chaos transfers.
My husband & I were also LDR, I was in MX he was in the US • at the time, we met on Xbox live through a mutual & we just hit it off. Would text him all day during class, we slowly moved to Skype, then discord • if we didn't have games, I felt like we would've been bored & made ocs. Bought art for each other, we were 16 & didn't meet in person until we were 22?? Cause money & we were only in high school. Also, trying to explain to my parents that he was who he said he was & he was going to visit XD think they were so worried it was gonna be a arin handson thing 😅
As a Brazilian who exists in a land without snow and who's always been kinda enchanted by it, when I got to experience it first hand in Canada for a few months and realized how much of a pain in the ass it was, I quickly realized how blessed I felt for not having to deal with it.
My plant brain went off the walls this episode, y'all talking about trees and grafting. One thing you can do is manual inosculation. This is when two trees fuse and share nutrients. This is different from grafting because both trees are still individuals, they just share. Normally nutrients are shared via the roots and symbiotic fungi. But, when you mention being a parasite on the other tree... you can do that. In theory. Mycoheretrophic plants siphon off of trees, they are a double parasite. They manage to get a seed near some duff, the fungus envelopes the seed, and shabam. It tricks the fungus into thinking it'll share, but is siphoning off the tree via the fungus. The downside? Their cultivation is extremely difficult, and as far as I'm aware, very few people are even researching them, let alone their cultivation. I'm one of the cultivation nuts >:3 For apples and stuff, you could do grafted varieties, or even graft different species in the genus! Malus (apples) is a small genus, but the variety is insane. Domesticated apples and crabapples are cool though, literally thousands of cultivars. Could do quince or something too! Cold hardy, and has these beautiful fragrant fruits. Lemony too! Hard as a rock unless bletted or tree ripened though. I gotta stop this babble... My favorite genus is Annona though. Tons of cool fruits... Oh yeah, I watch because my brain likes the art and the vibes are great. I love the random rambling in episodes cause it's real conversation. Something really hard to find in modern day podcasts.
im listening to this still bc im playing with the new factorio parametrized blueprints and this is making me slightly less insane they make me wish to sleep forever
25:15 cuz im at work and i gotta listen to anything other than work so i can pretend im not at work ☹️ Also cuz nostilgia cuz i watched yall a shit ton over on ur old main channel forever ago 30:50 lol i live in a state that currently already has had its first snow of the year and im alr so over the clearing off the windshield shit. Boutta thug it out and just muscle memory the road (jk unless?)
I had a long distance relationship with someone once, and now I can’t talk to them ever again. Like physically it’s most likely impossible 3:15 also tally hall on da phone
Ya'll american schools crazy, the most crazy stuff i've seen in my brazilian schools had was people huffing body spray and tossing rocks at eachother in elementary (because whoever made the patio decided gravel was a great material to have around when you have 5ft graders picking on eachother)
Im listening because my friend likes you enough to freak out when you watched her fan animation, and I'm waiting for Sonic X Shadow Generations to be available to play
Life hack for the frozen car stuff: fill up a spray bottle (any size) with 2/3 water and 1/3 alcohol. Homemade anti-ice spray. You can even leave it in your car and it wont freeze due to the alcohol.
Me when my nonbinary friend decides to go to the gym after a long deliberation
When the fuck did youtube have blue comments
@@arrtyboii5358 whar
Hehehehehehehehehehe that’s funny. TAKE MY LIKE
@@arrtyboii5358 I saw it for like 2 seconds and I looked back and it disappeared ????
me when my nonbinary friend is having a nice meal:
THEY'RE EATING
THEY'RE EATING
i think it's so sweet that everytime Emi is like "LOOK guys he LOVES me he's such a SWEETHEART to me..." Dalton is always like "No I'm not 😤"
their dynamic is so entertaining
Sprout tuah on that thang
tragedy to my eyes
This make my mother go in the sky
Lose
...grow on that thang...
I love hearing you two talk about your ld relationship, my gf and I met when we were 12 on gmod, and would talk everyday for about 9-10 years before meeting eachother irl for the first time after saving up enough money to fly. Unfortunately she was like a whole ass day away, so flying was a lot easier. Seeing her irl was worth all the time I spent on the computer lol
damn 10 years
fan male? I am fan: male! don't open me
so true bobble-fish
let them niggas know bobble stand up for urself...
MR JALTOID OPEN HIM THIS INSTANT
@@governor1386MR.ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM EXPELLED/ref
XD
We need more cute couples like you two 😊
it is crazy how almost no yt couple is healthy
Psychicpebbles and nikkinacks seem like a healthy online couple
@@geNem97 ill have to look them up.
@@geNem97wait does zach have a girlfriend or am i confusing him with another guy?
I really like you guys relationship, its really cute and healthy, it gives me so much joy seeing you guys being such a great couple even after all the time you were gone.
I am in a relationship too, and i wish to be like you guys one day! ❤
I've been seeing your videos in my fyp for months at this point, i finally decided to watch this one because the title and thumbnail looked interesting and i dont regret it, i will definetly be watching more of ur stuff:D
i think i watch because you guys are very laid-back and casual with this goofy energy that isn't obnoxious. That or it's just my adhd nodding about every topic skip because that's the exact train of thought that makes sense to me.
Top 10 saddest animes
Number 1: Jaltoid
Number 2: Breaking bad
#3 Cory in the House
@@lemonpringlesdoodles4. House of Beck
@@oya4056 Cory Delaminguez mentioned 🗣
16:54 IT ALMOST HIT THE CORNER 😭
23:47 Slap a sprout on that thang!
Epic sprout moment
Jal-tuah
That thing you guys were talking about with trees bearing multiple types of fruit is more likely the process of grafting than anything genetically modified, it's where you take 2 generally young sapling trees, like an apple and orange tree, and cut off some of their branches at an angle so the inner bark is exposed and you attach the limb of another tree to it and tie it down so it heals and assimilates into the other tree, very interesting stuff
JALTOID LORE DROP LETS GOOOOOO
12:11 rainbow oh and 12:57 HOLY SHIT 13:02 TOO?! 13:30 ....how rare was this again? 14:46 okay i think its cooler to call out the times it hits the corner than rainbow 14:52 corner! 18:08 i didnt pay attention to the screen after the corner but then the moment i got curious and wanted to see the screen if a rainbow would happen soon THE FIRST BOUNCE was a rainbow! that was cool. im not doing this anymore doe..... 19:03 CORNER CORNER CORNER 19:06 ITS A DOUBLE!!! 21:50 EVERY TIME! EVERY TIME I LOOK UP 22:05 WTF?! IM GOING CRAZY!! 25:12 I SWEAR ITS EVERYTIME I LOOK UP 25:53 i cant tell if im cursed or blessed man im not even trying like i promise i haven't been trying to find the rainbows it just catches me when i refocus my eye after zoning out 26:14 I WAS SCRATCHING MY EYE BRO IM SCARED 29:42 dude this is giving me that anxiety you feel when you wanna sleep but you physically cant. im now subconsciously looking at the screen with the corner of my eye like its a disaster waiting to happen.............
32:28. it made it inside my house. the rainbow lighting fills my dark room an eerie static sounds that buzzes the floor under my bed. idk if i can hide for much longer. the lights are getting brighter, the buzzing louder, the colors changing faster. my breathing is getting too heavy and my hands are shaking. i dont know how much longer i have, but im horrified about what will happen if it finds me.
HELP I TURNED INTO A RAINBOW WHAT DO I DO.
HELL YEAH SOMETHING TO DRAW TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL YEAH SOMETHING TO DO HOMEWORK TOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you think 5 hours is bad, lemme tell you a story. When I was 21 last spring, I had a partner I knew for 2 years nearly, who i drove up to see for the first time. They were 8 states away from me. I drove my ass 15 hours up, stayed 3 days, and drove 15 hours back. I lied to my very staunchly conservative parents that I was just vacationing a couple hours away because I knew they wouldn't have let me drive that far. I drove perfectly safe without a hitch until a cop pulled me over at 3am in butt fuck nowhere cuz I was 15 over the speed limit despite google saying I wasn't, and got a ticket that I had to explain to my parents. I did all that. Just to get dumped a month later over a minor altercation over text.
Moral of the story: don't lie to your parents, don't be stupid like me and drive safe!
Duuuuude, that _SUCKS!_ I hope you're doing better, now.
Or meet people close to where you live?
You should add an animation for emi where only she blinks but slowly and one eye at a time
I aspire to have a relationship like you guys do YOU TWO ARE SO DAMN SILLY
23:42 I AGREE! my fursona has a sprout on their head and everyone loves them sm
🌱🤝🌱
My friend does too and all I can think of is the sprout mind controls thing from Super Paper Mario >_
Cute thing is, having lots or trees sharing a pot doesn't just make a forest, just makes them fuse, so if you both have seeds and those grow into trees, in a few years when the trees are mature to bear fruit, you'll both be united as one tree for the rest of eternity.
'Till the tree dies, though
this was super fun to hear, im also in a ldr of almost 8 years in different countries. we're moving in together at the end of this year but until then we always watch you jaltoids together >:3
dalton channeling that "come over my parents arent home" energy
"if you tell me something you like i will absolutely latch onto that and spoil you with it" - emi
*Hello i like money*
Crack.
You two are such a cute couple oh my lord. You asked why people watch these videos and I think that is a key component, you have a very natural chemistry that is just pleasant to be around.
I'm listening still because y'all remind me of my current committed relationship and I like to hear the genuine, unfiltered person thoughts. They're funny and also a good break from the over-filtered environments I tend to be in like work or certain friendships
A relationship isn’t a relationship without being cringe but free 👌
if u can't be cringe together eat can u be
Been a fan for like 10 years so I’d honestly listen to you guys talk about anything
I'm such a fan of mushy happy couples, that's why I loved your channel when I first found it.
Glad it worked out. :D
Best episode ❤ love when you just ramble and it's just your chemistry
you guys are absolutely adorable! and emi's right about putting sprouts on characters. my fursona is a doggy with leaf ears and a bean sprout tail (it's not on the head tho).
Your guys relationship is so wild and Interesting I’m glad it worked out you guys are awesome
YOU STARTED DATING BEFORE SMARTPHONES WERE AFFORDABLE??? thats actually insane
And makes me feel better about only having been in long distance relationships so far
A little bit of a cute episode, nice to learn more about you guys, wish you both the best!
The fact that they added lip sync is so awesome
Green dog with small worm and red cat wolf dog with crown date story
15:24 Emi is not Beating the Freaky Allegations
been a while since i saw this channel, i'm happy to see you two still at it :D
I listen to yall while doodling in my sketchbook :D
In this episode we learn that the nuclear explosion left our favorite mutants without eyelids.
25:09 I like this show for the same reason I like 12 Oz Mouse, pure vibes and a slushy of nonsense with humor mixed into it.
Hearing both of y'all being "long distance" (lol) is nice considering my gf and I of 2 years are across the country. I enjoy the Jaltoid lore
i like how the dalton cat sits on the stool
6:00 it hit the corner!!!!! :DDD
12:14 I ALSO SAVED RANDOM TRASH!! I saved recipets and even the cardboard thingie from this little animal crossing blind bag we got. I eventually threw them away to make room for other stuff, one of my favorites being the napkin rose he made for me when we went out to Giant City lodge. It still looks like a rose! It's kept It's shape surprisingly well
this is so wholesome and so fucking funny i keep losing my shit LMAOO
loved the energy this episode❤💚
There needs to be an animation where Dalton gets hurt in various ways, all minor stuff like a stubbed toe, biting his tongue, hurt feelings, and he just turns into a tree immediately
idk i kinda like these but seriously the "ok tree time" would be scary and hilarious as a short animation. ya know that kind of scary where you still see the faces in the bark.
I just enjoy the dynamic you two have. I liked it back then like it now
11:46 dalton making emi suffer for the vigintillionth time
RAWR
I mainly listen so I can understand what thought process goes into your heads during your animations. After a few podcasts, I start to understand how easy the chaos transfers.
i used to watch you as a kid, see your videos on my feed after years and you're actually still interesting
My husband & I were also LDR, I was in MX he was in the US • at the time, we met on Xbox live through a mutual & we just hit it off. Would text him all day during class, we slowly moved to Skype, then discord • if we didn't have games, I felt like we would've been bored & made ocs. Bought art for each other, we were 16 & didn't meet in person until we were 22?? Cause money & we were only in high school. Also, trying to explain to my parents that he was who he said he was & he was going to visit XD think they were so worried it was gonna be a arin handson thing 😅
Thanks for providing your latest ramblings. I'm falling asleep to it as I type this.
This is nice to listen to, cute lil storys
25:15 I have nothing better to listen to
25:15 this has lowkey been one of the funniest episodes so far idk
12:06 I’ll remember that next time
3:32 SLIME RANCHEHREHRRR GAMEPLAY ON THE LIL PHONE ITS MY FAVOURITE GAME
I love the relationship talks in podcast, but i always loved watching yall since rabbids and odyssey ♥
As a Brazilian who exists in a land without snow and who's always been kinda enchanted by it, when I got to experience it first hand in Canada for a few months and realized how much of a pain in the ass it was, I quickly realized how blessed I felt for not having to deal with it.
Ita the power of love!
Emi's random sonic screech attacks
Y'all should wear each other's head accessories for april fool's. Woe, Meredith upon the cat!
My plant brain went off the walls this episode, y'all talking about trees and grafting.
One thing you can do is manual inosculation. This is when two trees fuse and share nutrients. This is different from grafting because both trees are still individuals, they just share.
Normally nutrients are shared via the roots and symbiotic fungi. But, when you mention being a parasite on the other tree... you can do that. In theory.
Mycoheretrophic plants siphon off of trees, they are a double parasite.
They manage to get a seed near some duff, the fungus envelopes the seed, and shabam. It tricks the fungus into thinking it'll share, but is siphoning off the tree via the fungus.
The downside? Their cultivation is extremely difficult, and as far as I'm aware, very few people are even researching them, let alone their cultivation. I'm one of the cultivation nuts >:3
For apples and stuff, you could do grafted varieties, or even graft different species in the genus! Malus (apples) is a small genus, but the variety is insane. Domesticated apples and crabapples are cool though, literally thousands of cultivars.
Could do quince or something too! Cold hardy, and has these beautiful fragrant fruits. Lemony too! Hard as a rock unless bletted or tree ripened though.
I gotta stop this babble...
My favorite genus is Annona though. Tons of cool fruits...
Oh yeah, I watch because my brain likes the art and the vibes are great. I love the random rambling in episodes cause it's real conversation. Something really hard to find in modern day podcasts.
NO KEEP BABBLING THIS IS SO COOL
need more people like u!!!! 💚💚💚💚
You guys are the absolute top when it comes to couple goals, so dang cute
just noticed that cat dalton is red with a green mouth. but plant emi is green with a red mouth
how dare you jumpscare me like that?
Dalton says Pillows like pell-lows as if he is SuperCodPlayer1995, makes me chuckle.
hi jaltoid great podcast
we really are in the best timeline
I keep watching you guys because I grew up watching you guys.
you guys should watch the "perfect pear" episode from my little pony
i'm still watching because i am legally unable to stop looking at the tv until the symbol hits a corner
25:10 I watch because your cemetery is fantastic
I'm personally listening because hearing the stuff yall did when long distance is super cute. Emi giving the smallpox blankets
im listening to this still bc im playing with the new factorio parametrized blueprints and this is making me slightly less insane
they make me wish to sleep forever
i read it as "i almost didnt work out"
25:15 cuz im at work and i gotta listen to anything other than work so i can pretend im not at work ☹️
Also cuz nostilgia cuz i watched yall a shit ton over on ur old main channel forever ago
30:50 lol i live in a state that currently already has had its first snow of the year and im alr so over the clearing off the windshield shit. Boutta thug it out and just muscle memory the road (jk unless?)
😔 our condolences......... 💐
say the line stuart
...
my hip
yay
Emi's laugh makes me so happy
you guys could be a macintosh apple tree! its green and red and smells really nice :3
You guys weren't packaged together at the toys r us?? Illusion shattered 😔
I listen to you guys still because you are so lovable :3 mrow
Jaltoid cider only 29.99 dollars
Joltoh Gems!
8:23 top right corner
OMG ..did I see a Lemon!?!?!!!!!
I had a long distance relationship with someone once, and now I can’t talk to them ever again. Like physically it’s most likely impossible
3:15 also tally hall on da phone
Im trying to finish watching season 0 so i can watch season 1.
Buick made a lot of cars in 1998. Was it a coupe, a sedan, an suv?
oh shit ur rite lol, I forgot to say. Buick regal I believe
Ya'll american schools crazy, the most crazy stuff i've seen in my brazilian schools had was people huffing body spray and tossing rocks at eachother in elementary (because whoever made the patio decided gravel was a great material to have around when you have 5ft graders picking on eachother)
28:28 and that friend was Meredith
Im listening because my friend likes you enough to freak out when you watched her fan animation, and I'm waiting for Sonic X Shadow Generations to be available to play
OMG Emi’s watching slime rancher game play!!!
Omg I remember that job. It sucked lmao
Interesting… very VERY interesting 🤔