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  • @bleentrean5849
    @bleentrean5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4187

    "Tonight!"
    "I turn a Pan fire into a Van fire."
    "Richard is kidnapped by the elderly."
    "And James is romantic."

    • @imamagungsetiawan3213
      @imamagungsetiawan3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Added by a cut video james said "it's allright, it's romantic"

    • @TDSWar
      @TDSWar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “And Jeremy won’t shut up” lol

    • @sdfilmproductions4193
      @sdfilmproductions4193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "And Top Gear dog is sick!🤮"

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Richard is kidnapped by the elderly is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @janusz4156
      @janusz4156 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus Kia Cerato Diesel 1.5.

  • @HenriCapper
    @HenriCapper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5454

    "Tonight on top gear....."
    "I hold an AK-47"
    "Richard gets kidnapped"
    "And James backs over a tent"

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Bottom gear*

    • @felixboldy1152
      @felixboldy1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@randomuser5443 i was about to say that-

    • @felixboldy1152
      @felixboldy1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomuser5443 hello 30 seconda ago

    • @manamemajeff6283
      @manamemajeff6283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THEIR VAN CAUGHT ON FIRE ! DONT U NOTICE !

    • @abecadlo15
      @abecadlo15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that's just the sidestory

  • @albert7721
    @albert7721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11172

    R.I.P " Top Gear Dog " passed away January 11th 2017 at 11 years old.You were so very loved by all.....

    • @killjoy_ao4653
      @killjoy_ao4653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      NO!!!

    • @killermemestar9315
      @killermemestar9315 8 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      pamela frew nooooooooo ;(

    • @rlaotwnm6808
      @rlaotwnm6808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      pamela frew At least Clarkson can use it as a boot lid now

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      pamela frew first tiddles and now this T_T

    • @ericmadsen9655
      @ericmadsen9655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      pamela frew I have wondered whatever happened to TGDog. Now I know. I only saw TGD once or twice on Top Gear. He will be missed. Say, Who owned Top Gear Dog?

  • @Str4t0sPh3rE
    @Str4t0sPh3rE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5922

    I think the title should read, "Can a caravan survive on a Top Gear holiday?"

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      We all know it can't

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      We don't need to watch to know the answer to that question

    • @michaelhealey9538
      @michaelhealey9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's like asking if someone could survive a 50,000 ft drop 😅

    • @whovianhistorybuff
      @whovianhistorybuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelhealey9538 you'd be surprised how high up humans can survive, try this lady at 33,000ft en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vesna_Vulovi%C4%87?wprov=sfla1

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like; "Can two caravans survive on a Top Gear holiday?"

  • @redrogon666
    @redrogon666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4768

    "What's this? it's an ak-47!"
    "yes. I thought, I'm going to be in a box all weekend with a James may so what do I need?"

    • @sfoster.23
      @sfoster.23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Well he's not wrong!

    • @donramax4409
      @donramax4409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Safety XD, James already can't drive with a caravan, can't park with a caravan and can't live normally unless he is in a actual home.

    • @nowaydude7812
      @nowaydude7812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tracer your drunk go back to overwatch!

    • @grassdrifter587
      @grassdrifter587 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Speaking of I hate it got burned and they didn't think to save it I can't imagine how much that cost lol

    • @hypnotised-clover
      @hypnotised-clover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oswald Cobblepot jeremy: Whats that?Is that a train? That sound how often is that gonna happen? james:I kinda like it, its romantic. hamster:Dont say that! We're in the same bed!

  • @harrywithanh
    @harrywithanh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5451

    Should rename this video: *Richard Hammond Gets Kidnapped By An Old Lady, James May Destroys A Campsite, And Jeremy Clarkson Commits Arson*

    • @rogehmarbi
      @rogehmarbi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I still remember the intro "Richard wears a hat, James wears a hat, and I wear a hat too..."
      They should change that to this one

    • @Deepwaterjew
      @Deepwaterjew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Technically Hammond committed arson, the initial fire was an accident. Hammond throwing the flaming cushion out the window was intentional.

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just like kyoani studio last year

    • @ThatLonelyMeatball
      @ThatLonelyMeatball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Richard Hammond saves potato

    • @sjfoster12
      @sjfoster12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “TONIGHT.....”

  • @TheTerminator423
    @TheTerminator423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4528

    You two are sleeping a double bed, Im going to ring the daily mail immediately” 😂😂

    • @user-ev3bh2rg2o
      @user-ev3bh2rg2o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'm pretty sure they didn't actually sleep there. As soon as the cameras off they go a hotel

    • @davedoesthingsdreaded
      @davedoesthingsdreaded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The fire was so obviously set up.

    • @mujrahman9219
      @mujrahman9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded but it was funny

    • @andylana2544
      @andylana2544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@davedoesthingsdreaded Shame you weren't there, you could've pissed on that too.

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    6:15 - Seven, just seven seconds from "Jeremy said he'll cook lunch" to the beginning of the fire that will consume their caravan.

    • @kingGar27
      @kingGar27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's completely staged. Compare the height of the trees at 02:49 (when they part the caravan) and again at 07:47 (when the caravan fire is put out).

    • @010MACS
      @010MACS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@kingGar27 no shit

    • @seemeslegit3765
      @seemeslegit3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kingGar27 really??? after richard said that he used all the water on his hair???

    • @ferrariboy5647
      @ferrariboy5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude who cares it’s so good because it looks realistic anyway

    • @Viktor-wn2ch
      @Viktor-wn2ch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ferrariboy5647 It looks realistic because the caravan was real and also the fire.

  • @TheGreeegory
    @TheGreeegory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12363

    This is the kind of top gear i miss. No fancy supercars, just laughs and sarcasm.

    • @BeowulfNorther
      @BeowulfNorther 6 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      AAA SSS haha it's always been a mix of both, still have fun shenanigans with the supercars
      Grand tour has been hilarious and that's a mix of both
      The long trips through random countries are just as funny as this and the other goofy ones

    • @nazzeem_4388
      @nazzeem_4388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Really everything with the 3 of them was amazing.

    • @Precisiongaming23
      @Precisiongaming23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BeowulfNorther 00

    • @evoqgaming3783
      @evoqgaming3783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hadley Souther but they are all old now

    • @j.chiari
      @j.chiari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's wrong with Hammond getting in the old lady's caravan? Help please

  • @catamenia8485
    @catamenia8485 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2849

    "DON'T say something like that, we're on the same bed! " :D

  • @dalewasson5919
    @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    "It's all right, it's romantic."
    - James May, 2006
    "Don't say things like that! I'm on the same bed as you!"
    - Richard Hammond, 2006

    • @daringd3lta574
      @daringd3lta574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      2006?

    • @dalewasson5919
      @dalewasson5919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@daringd3lta574 yep

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@daringd3lta574
      Ikr, Top Gear ages really well

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's really sus bro 😂

    • @pierreo33
      @pierreo33 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dalewasson5919 2006?

  • @peterparker8708
    @peterparker8708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    3:13 Hammond is suspiciously skilled at holding that gun. He grabbed it and immediately held it as if he was in formation 😂

    • @cloaker1619
      @cloaker1619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If he turned the mag facing away from him it would be perfect.

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would you expect from an American?

    • @jg6022
      @jg6022 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      We'll..he is a secret American...

    • @chrisabner7568
      @chrisabner7568 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@Aramaru1837_most likely a " DEWAT " Deactivated firearm for display. To my knowledge, that's the only way a civilian can own an AK in Britain.

    • @keastymatthew2407
      @keastymatthew2407 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Grow up. You have little knowledge, or experience

  • @thehumanporkchop
    @thehumanporkchop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6789

    I like how they set 2 caravans on fire just buy peeling a potato...

    • @dmitriliu5777
      @dmitriliu5777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      The power of Clarkson.

    • @thehumanporkchop
      @thehumanporkchop 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dmitri Liu lol

    • @JohnDoe-tj3ir
      @JohnDoe-tj3ir 10 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Dmitri Liu To quote Hamster "I think he might be, a massive idiot".

    • @theskateboard98
      @theskateboard98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      The BBC did admitted that it was a planned stunt...

    • @dmitriliu5777
      @dmitriliu5777 10 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Jeppe, if Clarkson did set fire to two caravans by peeling a potato, would you be surprised?

  • @akhilkumars5799
    @akhilkumars5799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    "Guys it's no longer a pan fire it's a van fire"-jeremy Clarkson
    😂😂😂😂

    • @rivox1009
      @rivox1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well, towards the end it was more like a camp fire

    • @flynnguest8323
      @flynnguest8323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i read that just as it was spoken then

  • @dhruvnarayanan6322
    @dhruvnarayanan6322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    4:49 “Jeremy, it’s gonna go, and then you’ll break your back in the night...”
    *How thoughtful and kind*
    “...and it’ll wake everybody.”

  • @maxmocs5008
    @maxmocs5008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    I swear Top Gear had the highest caravan mortality rate of any show ever. Which is a strange claim to fame but still an impressive one.

    • @St_Rizla
      @St_Rizla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's up there with Brainiac for sure

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Brainiac beat them. They destroyed a caravan every episode

    • @drunk_famasmf5135
      @drunk_famasmf5135 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thesmithersy well perhaps they did it because it was hosted by Hammond for 4 seasons

    • @thesmithersy
      @thesmithersy ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drunk_famasmf5135 I wouldn't be surprised.

  • @matthewhamilton6376
    @matthewhamilton6376 8 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "Richard Hammond and James May are sleeping in a double bed, I'm gonna ring the daily mail immediately"😂😂😂

  • @DamiensTrainsandTravels
    @DamiensTrainsandTravels 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5651

    Hammond needs a knighthood for saving the Potato

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      He deserves the Victoria Cross.

    • @contraposaune
      @contraposaune 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Lily Wilson that's what a knighthood is....

    • @hunter35474
      @hunter35474 8 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      "Arise, Sir Richard...oh wait you already have."

    • @crashlogger4283
      @crashlogger4283 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      he was like "I've got the potato!"

    • @stuartmiller4363
      @stuartmiller4363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Damien Le Maistre after he did it,he became a saint for us irish people...

  • @bradfilms5479
    @bradfilms5479 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3323

    My favourite part: Jeremy: Richard! Got any water! Richard: No I used it all on my hair!

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      I've got a potato

    • @neilmurphy845
      @neilmurphy845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes your right that's what i love so much about the old top gear

    • @didakad4207
      @didakad4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Using water would be a bad idea. When you have a fire like that you should cover with a lid and shut down the oven. If possible get it outside or on the balcony where it's safe or open a window or something.

    • @sergeirachmaninoff876
      @sergeirachmaninoff876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @shawnpitman876
      @shawnpitman876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@didakad4207 No. YOU USE A FUCKING FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
      There is NO EXCUSE to have a kitchen WITHOUT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.

  • @frederickkriesel2724
    @frederickkriesel2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    My favorite part is the old couple.
    Jeremy: "I am Jeremy Clarkson."
    Lady: "Oh I know."

    • @itsaneel
      @itsaneel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I think she fancied Hammond, which is why she had to have tea with him🤣

    • @fastbuckwu
      @fastbuckwu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsaneel Granny definetly gets moist for Hammond

  • @LukeGB003
    @LukeGB003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    “It is no longer a pan fire, it’s a Van fire” 😂

  • @mguidice3287
    @mguidice3287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    I
    Like how all their shows end up with something being completely destroyed or burned to the ground

    • @jellyfishattack
      @jellyfishattack 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Matt Guidice That's definitely the best part. :D

    • @justinm2120
      @justinm2120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

    • @jamieb1830
      @jamieb1830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matt Guidice Especially the syria special

    • @nicorosbergf1fan783
      @nicorosbergf1fan783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matt Guidice That's not true, the Toyota Hilux is still able to drive ;-)

    • @jonnnyren6245
      @jonnnyren6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're morons. Only Britain has these kinds of idiotic morons and God has made it into holy scripture.

  • @marcove3
    @marcove3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    Top Gear Dog will be missed. RIP

    • @richardg6983
      @richardg6983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      When did he/she die

    • @marcove3
      @marcove3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Richard G Couple weeks ago, the day I wrote my first comment. Hammond announced it on Twitter and that's why I was looking at videos of TG

    • @SubaruWRC1996
      @SubaruWRC1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How did the dog even die

    • @derke123
      @derke123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Subaru Rally old age

    • @BiRDiEHere
      @BiRDiEHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@richardg6983 11 January 2017

  • @random_tristan
    @random_tristan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    6:47 I love how the guys with the camera just watch as Richard unknowingly catches another camper on fire and they chose to not say or do anything about it.

    • @joehartley06
      @joehartley06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That's because it's a set up but it's still funny

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Their job is to film, not to get involved

  • @cole9343
    @cole9343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    Imagine they're putting out the fire and they find Jeremy's ak-47

    • @zeegacha1006
      @zeegacha1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Cole Bosko police investigation i suppose

    • @ch4z_bucks
      @ch4z_bucks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@zeegacha1006probably not, either it's a replica, such as an airsoft or non functional prop. Or it's real in which case it's legal if it's semi auto.

    • @Athenstrainman
      @Athenstrainman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      If we shoot the fire itll go out! Put the fire out with a gun. Lol

    • @para_magnus2200
      @para_magnus2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Chaardvark let’s be honest if you have the licensing to own an AK47 in Britain then you aren’t going to go for a semi auto one

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zeegacha1006 airsoft

  • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
    @user-yf9ku1tl6b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    I love it how you hear the cameraman laugh on 3:48 when Jeremy is complaining how can caravan holiday be a holiday

    • @rust5846
      @rust5846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Richard.

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was Richard😎👍

  • @layeththesmacketh
    @layeththesmacketh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    04:01 Even Top Gear dog pondered the "What do you actually do on a caravan holiday?" question.

  • @shiny4984
    @shiny4984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "do you hear a train going by, how many more times will that happen tonight"
    "it's quite romantic actually"
    *_"DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT IM IN THE SAME BED AS YOU"_*

  • @03056932
    @03056932 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Having watched them all i still think this is my favourite episode segment. So many funny bits. I really think the initial crash into the bollard might have not been setup. James' reaction is priceless.

    • @nothajzl
      @nothajzl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, not everything in TG was set up. They had a general plan of what they’re gonna do (like getting from a to b, etc), but most of the stuff that happened in between was natural.

  • @tsuikyit5511
    @tsuikyit5511 9 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    6:52
    -I've got a potato. -Richard Hammond

  • @beaclarke8564
    @beaclarke8564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Richard's little, hysterical laugh between 3:45 and 3:50 😂

  • @jasperbeal1097
    @jasperbeal1097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    “What do you do on a caravan holiday?”
    “Fill up the loo.”

    • @thebrickpyramid
      @thebrickpyramid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @brandoncrz2228
      @brandoncrz2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I dont get it lmao

    • @Nothinglikeagoodnut
      @Nothinglikeagoodnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@brandoncrz2228 Just going to the toilet and doing the same things you'd do at home, in a box on wheels. Basically saying that caravanning is utterly pointless, unless you're actually at a good place, and time, in the UK

    • @brandoncrz2228
      @brandoncrz2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nothinglikeagoodnut ah got it, thanks man

    • @christopher32074
      @christopher32074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That woman in the film, when I said to her “What do you do on a caravan holiday?” She said “Fill up the....loo.” That’s all she can think of. She spent 12,000 pounds on a caravan so she can do to a field and defecate in a bucket.

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    When Jeremy says he'll cook, you automatically know it's a recipe for disaster

    • @blueedge4744
      @blueedge4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no pun intended i guess?

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did cook a delicious meal in Cambodia

    • @mohamedismayl7247
      @mohamedismayl7247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Total chaos

    • @goku445
      @goku445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope they paid for the disturbance.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or a recipe for the best bonfire in history

  • @MafiaCatNyoshi
    @MafiaCatNyoshi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    they look like Sims while trying to put out the fire, and I always thought the Sims is not realistic :D

    • @deerlord2363
      @deerlord2363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      At least these guys were trying to stop the fire, Sims just scream and jump around.

    • @destructionnl8165
      @destructionnl8165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@deerlord2363 Yes, and those idiots would allways stand right in front of the damn fire.. :D

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The majority of people are blind sheep just like Sims.
      Ironically, Sims is extremely realistic.

    • @tribedoom
      @tribedoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys please. I need the Boyz. My mum told me if I get to 1k by the end of the month then I’m getting my “dream setup” so please help. I really need your help. I have to use my phone to edit at the moment and I’m trying to grow. Please help me on my journey. Please don’t hate on me I just really need some help 🙏💙🙏🧡

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Steven Steel
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      The Jehovah's witnesses are not good people, they are manipulative and downright cruel.
      The social dynamics of the group, practices like 'shunning' are a HUGE red flag, I'm not trying to mislead you, I genuinely worry for your mental and emotional well-being.
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      If you ever want to get out, there are people who can help you.
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      I invite you to come and have a chat with us, there are many different perspectives and opinions, we always welcome new faces!
      If you're unable to visit the site, for example you're on a shared device, and fear what you're peers might say, we can help with that too.
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  • @apolli_xi
    @apolli_xi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "I come from Oxfordshire, which is all green, to here where it's all green"
    "Well it's a different sort of green"
    "No It isn't!"

    • @_s_9920
      @_s_9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      for real all English counties are a different shade of green, ecept Bedforshire which is brown.

    • @presiyanpeev2218
      @presiyanpeev2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ITIZNT

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@_s_9920 ...and Essex, which is peroxide blonde.

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee1 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This episode has some iconic yet overlooked moments like this one 1:50 where the old lady leads Richard into her van and he feels forced to go along with it.

  • @IronLegionnaire1
    @IronLegionnaire1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Jeremy help"
    Goodbye Hammond. You will be missed.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "mum" in a begging voice

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 10 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I always used to think that this should have ended with Jeremy getting a tap on the shoulder and he turns round to see a fireman holding up a charred and blackened AK-47. Then it just ends with him going "Ah... ermmm...... Back to the studio!"

    • @TheRealDarkzxi
      @TheRealDarkzxi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yes that sounds perfect

    • @MultiParasite
      @MultiParasite 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      sleeming88 I thought of him rescuing his rifle, with elderly campers getting heart attacks seeing him running out of a burning van with an AK47...

    • @The90slim90
      @The90slim90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep, Chekhov's gun.

    • @paulie-g
      @paulie-g 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, clearly - whatever its faults - the British government would not allow Jeremy Clarkson to own a real AK-47 (incidentally, this looked more similar to an AK-74).

    • @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982
      @sarmacdzharmackprotoshr2982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@paulie-g well, even sadder

  • @mohdmuqri6101
    @mohdmuqri6101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    3:45 you can hear camera man burst to laught XD

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I thought it was Richard.

    • @FarmYardGaming
      @FarmYardGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sounds like Hammond to me

    • @stadionbotosani5425
      @stadionbotosani5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thats hammond

    • @petrichorthoughts
      @petrichorthoughts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I though that was Hammond

    • @futurecat
      @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This snickering sounds like the snicker Hammond did when they were doing car boats, and Hammond laughed at Jeremy for having set fire to his truck while welding.

  • @BestEdmontonMall
    @BestEdmontonMall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    I don't care that these are staged, they're hilarious.

    • @theeternalnow6506
      @theeternalnow6506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      They are. It's great comedy.

    • @areteees
      @areteees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The crash into the bollard absolutely wasn't staged hahahahaha

    • @okobongdinko
      @okobongdinko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not all is stagex what they do (where they go etc) and some of what they say is scripted but some is ad libbed like the Princess Diana joke in the demolition

    • @tommyoreal
      @tommyoreal ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If its scripted its still no worse than watching a movie

    • @TangoSuckaa1
      @TangoSuckaa1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@areteees it was. Watch mays eyes. He deliberately hits it.

  • @James_The_Gamer
    @James_The_Gamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "And then I discovered Jeremy's secret weopon"
    *Pulls out AK-47*

  • @0Blueaura
    @0Blueaura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "How do you put a pan fire out?"
    "tea towel and water"
    So british XD

  • @theactualnic
    @theactualnic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    You'll break your back and wake everybody. -Richard Hammond

    • @Blueb3rry_25
      @Blueb3rry_25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      theactualnic I think Richard was more concerned about being woken up

  • @angryocker6085
    @angryocker6085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I almost pissed myself at the "I'm gonna ring the Daily Mail immediately" quote 😂

  • @kevinjackson1275
    @kevinjackson1275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Who ever put these 3 men together deserves a medal 👏

    • @konrad8921
      @konrad8921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was Jeremy Clarkson's decision - he first decided on Hammond, and then on May a season later.

    • @bigholmes1660
      @bigholmes1660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@konrad8921 wasn't May supposed to be there from the start but he was doing something else so he started a season late?

    • @alecgornall4527
      @alecgornall4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Possibly, but in series 1 they asked everyone to phone up and nominate someone they thought was a car bore. Whether it was chance they picked May or a disguise to bring in May I don't know

    • @samarthsareen7697
      @samarthsareen7697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andy Wilman and Jeremy Clarkson. He wanted Richard and James from the start, Richard joined but James declined so they went for Jason Dawe. For the second season, BBC wanted to drop Richard, Wilman and Clarkson said no chance so Jason Dawe was dropped and James joined eventually. As they say, the rest is history.

    • @kevinjackson1275
      @kevinjackson1275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samarthsareen7697 It’s just something that works and would never have been the same without Capt. Slow.

  • @mikeshearer1250
    @mikeshearer1250 10 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    5:21 I agree with James, trains travelling at night running over the old joints is romantic

  • @GranTruismo4head
    @GranTruismo4head 10 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    James: It's Romantic
    Richard: DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT I'M ON THE SAME BED AS YOU!!!!!

  • @nothajzl
    @nothajzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:43 i love how Richard in the background is losing it😂😂

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I used these clips for my English coursework. We had to put something in room 101 and say why, I used the fire clip and that got me a good grade

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:43 most British question ever

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    RIP Top gear dog you will be sadly missed by millions of fans who love to see you on top gear

  • @futurecat
    @futurecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:49 cute, beloved top gear dog! She's so fluffy and mellow.

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jeremy and Richard were INSANE to trust James May of all people to park the car!! LMAO!
    3:15 - " A weekend in a box with James May and I thought: what are we gonna need?" The instant I saw the AK, I knew it had something to do with James!

  • @n3bulav876
    @n3bulav876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:11 In the motorhome challenge when jeremy is cooking in his Citroen he says ‘now I’m monitoring everything at this stage very carefully, cause the last time I cooked on a campsite the caravan caught fire, you may remember and the one next to it’ this is the fire he was talking about

  • @Kezajaws01904
    @Kezajaws01904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Clarkson: "Richard, have you got a fire extinguisher?"
    Hammond: "No, why?"
    XD

  • @eddyk3
    @eddyk3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I remember watching this episode with my girlfriends parents as it first aired. They were avid caravan enthusiasts and they were absolutely fuming at their incompetence. Especially when they set the other caravan on fire lol.

  • @shlok7390
    @shlok7390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "It's romantic" James says with Richard on the same bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @OJHgaming
    @OJHgaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    What happened to the AK-47?

    • @publomcsniff6938
      @publomcsniff6938 9 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      It was found in paris

    • @glopen7787
      @glopen7787 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Publo McSniff erm

    • @stephent995
      @stephent995 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Publo McSniff straight up savage

    • @noscopesallowed8128
      @noscopesallowed8128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +The OJHgamer Probably given back to the owner. I'm 90% sure that thing is airsoft. XD

    • @numberninelarge3121
      @numberninelarge3121 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i ate it

  • @Bluestar-qy4gv
    @Bluestar-qy4gv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Hammond laughing in the background at 3:47😂

  • @awppenheimer
    @awppenheimer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:48 I just tried calling that phone number, the caller ID for it is 'James Mays Inconspicuous Shed' lol.

  • @cameronriccio6050
    @cameronriccio6050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Guys it’s no longer a pan fire, it’s a van fire” miss them so much

    • @GregorioStyreco
      @GregorioStyreco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just watch the grand tour. just do it. dont listen to any comments that follow. :D

    • @davezeraschi7936
      @davezeraschi7936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Season 4 of grand tour is going to be all specials soo looking forward to it why the haven’t put it on during lockdown is beyond me!

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davezeraschi7936 because they had a hard time finishing it because of lockdown and it needed editing which alone takes ages. It’s on now but no idea when we will get another one.

  • @osamaFXX
    @osamaFXX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1049

    I would do anything to watch a new caravan challenge. So sad no more Top gear. really sad.

    • @jasperphilippi5567
      @jasperphilippi5567 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is ?

    • @trigger867
      @trigger867 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      jasperphilippi gaming without Jeremy top gear is done for me :(

    • @blakecraft2609
      @blakecraft2609 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's coming back in 2016 yet without jeremy :(

    • @johnhooft5091
      @johnhooft5091 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jake Cooke Really, no lie?

    • @FLAME4564
      @FLAME4564 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +osamaFXX techicanly Top Gear Still lives on i think. But not the same as it is without Clearkson. And i bet its US counterpart is probbly in challanges that get them in more worse travel than Top Gear UK.

  • @Auruchius
    @Auruchius 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Richard: "What!? AN AK-47?!!" Jeremy: 'Well its a weekend with James way and what else are you gonna need"?

    • @dan.h3mp566
      @dan.h3mp566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RazorFoxie it's James May

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "After a worringly long time, Hammond and Top Gear Dog returned."

  • @oliviacass3083
    @oliviacass3083 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “It’s ok I’ve got his dressing gown “ he’s halerious 😂

  • @three-bark1928
    @three-bark1928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "All things considered, how do you think the holiday went"
    "I think well"
    meanwhile they are dragging a burned down caravan

  • @warpath77
    @warpath77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:42 "USE THE OVEN GLOVE" as he's using Hammond for protection and swatting at the fire
    how did i never notice that lmao

  • @Frserthegreenengine
    @Frserthegreenengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    6:59 is no one going to mention that three grown men brought an inflatable crocodile with them on a holiday?

  • @Pat96813
    @Pat96813 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    One of the funniest episodes of Top Gear, I remember crying with laughter the first time I saw it!

  • @Timmyboy505
    @Timmyboy505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:34 that's the fastest I've ever seen Jeremy Clarkson move

  • @eitanfrankowitz6992
    @eitanfrankowitz6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "It's pretty poor mate, it's pretty poor"-- favorite Hammond line ever.

    • @seanthug
      @seanthug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pretty pouah pretty pouah lolllll

  • @scraggerson
    @scraggerson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "jeremy help me"
    hammond was never heard from again, it is suspected he died after not being able to refuse the 150th cup of tea.

  • @solidandsoiled
    @solidandsoiled 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I literally laughed out loud when they set the entire caravan on fire

  • @sfoster.23
    @sfoster.23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "You're not a practical man are you?"
    Love Richard; he says it how it is

    • @Anwyn71
      @Anwyn71 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarah Foster I wouldntn say that when he is in the caravan with him and a weopen in the hand

  • @bageled_meme9867
    @bageled_meme9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I remember watching this when it came out when I was 5. My dad allowed me to watch, and half the time I didn’t understand any of the jokes.

  • @Nathaniel2256Studios
    @Nathaniel2256Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:52 Perfect timing for it to sound like "I've got a potato"

  • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
    @user-yf9ku1tl6b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:22 man I gotta admit, Captain slow sure knows how to park at a good location for their caravan, I mean look at the location.

  • @awsears25
    @awsears25 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Only Top Gear can make random destruction of someone else's property and a massive fire hilarious. Love this show!

  • @kamilk.5618
    @kamilk.5618 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    7:46
    Priceless view :) Clarkson with that crocodile looks so funny :)

    • @felixcatora4105
      @felixcatora4105 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kamil K. Frequently.. these cameramen have a keen visual sense of humor.

  • @twowheelvalle
    @twowheelvalle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:18 best moment 😂😂😂👌🏻

  • @HereIsRick
    @HereIsRick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was the first episode I ever saw of Top Gear. I've been hooked ever since.

  • @FLAQR89
    @FLAQR89 10 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    That´s an AK-47!
    A weeekend in a box with James May and I thouhgt What I'm going to need?
    hahahahahahaha

  • @Project_Prescott
    @Project_Prescott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:00 You have just entered the Caravan zone

  • @sliceds
    @sliceds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    This whole episode really shows how tall Jeremy Clarkson is, he's 197cm.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or 6'5''.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sharpfalcon6196 I somehow wasn't expecting that, that is incredible. I've got an uncle that's literally 6'9"

    • @pauljordan4452
      @pauljordan4452 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@JetFalcon710 He
      Hello Falcon. I'm a Heron. 6 feet.

  • @netweed09
    @netweed09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ''erm,, Richardddd!!''
    It all started with peeling a potato xDDDDD

  • @mingyeewong1590
    @mingyeewong1590 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    JC:All things considered,how do you think the holiday went?
    RH:I think well...

    • @teamtoyota9048
      @teamtoyota9048 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ming yee Wong . I love it.😂🤣😂

  • @ctaispog995
    @ctaispog995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Jeremy, Richard and James: putting out a fire but they are making it worse.
    Cameramen: Filming them putting out a fire like they don't care

  • @nikerailfanningttm9046
    @nikerailfanningttm9046 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:52 “I’ve got a potato”
    Thank god for Hammond, he rescued the most important member of the crew that day.

  • @andregon4366
    @andregon4366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:00 Some say that's the last time Richard was ever seen, and the one we see now is a replacement clone.

  • @RetroPaladin85
    @RetroPaladin85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    ...Sooooooooooo, Jeremy is not allowed near a kitchen.

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Non of them are because riscard set de caravan train on fire and james i dont remember

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James because he let Richard set one on fire during the caravan train challenge.

    • @tomascoelhodasantos9473
      @tomascoelhodasantos9473 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +panda gaming44 What? Also, you don't need equipment to start TH-cam. Just do what you want man.

    • @gijs.22
      @gijs.22 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      VAL0R PHOENIX i want to do gaming butt dont have nothing to record or edit thats why

    • @tomascoelhodasantos9473
      @tomascoelhodasantos9473 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +panda gaming44 Do you have a PC? If so, OBS is free, so that's your recording software. Windows Movie Maker/iMovie (if you're on a Mac) are Ok for editing and are under $10.

  • @mrivs1154
    @mrivs1154 10 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Ahhh the days when fuel was 96p a litre! haha

    • @scoobygregwrx
      @scoobygregwrx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Never again will we see that!

    • @danielclift1
      @danielclift1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lola Lilly used to be 84p

    • @mrivs1154
      @mrivs1154 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just saw fuel at £1.03 a litre!!!!!! OMG

    • @seriousgranpa
      @seriousgranpa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's wrong was with a pub?

    • @TheSpotify95
      @TheSpotify95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now it's closer to £1.30 per litre...
      And yes I do remember the days of 80p per litre.

  • @isaacclarkson2833
    @isaacclarkson2833 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The sound of genuine concern from Jeremy when he tells the cameraman not to follow Richard in to the ladies caravan 🤣

  • @iosgamereports6884
    @iosgamereports6884 9 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I've got a Patato. Richard Hammond 2014

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 10 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Well, there goes Jeremy's AK-47.

  • @x66Hawk66x
    @x66Hawk66x 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    0:25 Just look at those fuel prices. 96p per litre unleaded.

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:48 "I've watched James May destroy a campsite" *Camera crew laughing in the background*

  • @gazundhieghts6512
    @gazundhieghts6512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Haha! Top Gear Dog! They are so good at naming dogs

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gazund Hieghts it’s a dog and it’s on a show called Top Gear... what shall we name it?

  • @NicholasCoulter
    @NicholasCoulter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    They really abused the neighbours caravan 😄😁

  • @wtffor
    @wtffor 13 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Another awesome video, thanks guys!

  • @moralester
    @moralester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I know it's all a good joke, but I love caravaning because it's just a long car ride where you can sleep wherever you feel like it. It's literally what they do in 90% of their episodes hahah. Love this show.