@Gasko Gaskovich Oyun ilk başta ingilizceye göre yapılıyor, ondan sonra diğer dillere çeviriliyor. Oyun zaten daha beta'da, bitene kadar hepsini çevirmiş olurlar.
@Gasko Gaskovich olm adamlar türkiyenin tek büyük çapta oyun geliştiricileri ingilizce yapıp dünyaya satmak daha iyi olur hem turkçesi de gelişecek update ler ile
2 random peasants: We will win a fight against you *Take multiple swipes in battle* The adventurer: *takes 2 swipes and kills them both* loots literally nothing
@@poppers7317 They're still annoying as fuck in Bannerlord, especially if you are trying to specialize as a melee character on foot and they just pelt you to buggery with those *FUCKING ROCKS!* Seriously, they have some bloody sniper accuracy with those bloody rocks and it pisses me off when I have a perfect lance strike lined up and then *NOPE!* Rock to the head makes you flinch and the rest of them start laying in and stunlocking you
"Minutes into his personal revenge/.....wanderlust." Yeap. That's me every Friday night prior to going the pub. NB. Was me. Remember going out? Ahhhhh memories.
You could tell they've all sunk hours into the M&B games just by the way the all started blocking so rigidly when they got within a few paces of each other. Quality content this.
@@ismaelbauman2156 looter: Me and men would like to have a word about your purse Player: (is in full plate armour and has 50 strong army of elite troops) ok
My favorite part of this video, you can actually tell the played the previous game Warband. They mentioned some things that I haven't seen in Bannerlord, but Warband. So good job.
So glad YT recommended Squire to me yesterday. Subscribed and one of the few channels I set the bell/notifications on. Actually find myself thinking and chuckling about the jokes after it is over, even hours later. And the horse-and-video-and-Patreon aside at 1:40? Well done, good sirs.
I'm loving the videos, but a quick tip: When editing, try bleeding the audio from one shot into the next to make it flow better, you'll be surprised by how much better it'll make it.
@@j0x4dr22 I played m&b first time when i was 14 years old... Nowadays im almost 24, but i will definitely spend tons of hours playing Bannerlord like the teenager i used to be 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 Sorry about my english, its not my native language So glad Bannerlord finally arrives 😁 now i have to wait the PS4 version (dont have a decent computer)
Get out of the Cabbage field that will cost you a pretty pound for ruining this years cabbage crop. And I see not practicing your social distance I see, shame, shame, shame on you Squire. Good Job as always.
I do know what we should do! LET'S GO MUG EM! Hahahah! Hey give us all your money! Yeah give us all your gold! Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Hey! Less talk! More give! Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Hey! Less talk! More give! Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Hey...Hey less talk more give... Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Hey...le...less talk more give Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Hey...less talk more give... Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Hey...less talk...MORE GIVE! Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! Lesstalkmoregive... Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry* Well you better cough up then! I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can! .......Less talk more give! Argghh!
"that or we couldn't afford a horse *coughs Patreon" OMG That 4th wall break LMAO! BTW Please don't get covid 19 SOCIAL DISTANCES.....I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY PLAGUE INC, It's a trap!
I never thought i would say that but the robotic way you guys threw those rocks were perfect. 10/10 would periodically scream again.
Not to mention the blocking/attack 'animations'
Biggus Chungus I just want to say I love your profile picture
@@garbagebanditdayz819 it's not mine I just found it on the internet, people call it kv-2-2-2.
Biggus Chungus oh I’ve seen it before. The KV-2 was a meme already but this just brings it to a whole new level
allso how they scream while it.👌
People: british humor is dead
Squire: hold my pint
videogamepuppies it was never alive
OI THIS MAN IS DOINH HUMOR
*ARREST HIM*
@@AWEqddqeqeds you got a permit for that humor
Who ever said british humour is dead?
No it's tea. At least get the stereotype right!
"been waiting ten years for this"
so has my steam wishlist.... at least for 6.... possibly longer... i've forgotten about it.
Steam page was created in 2016 though
JGravn ya I couldn't remember. but heck it was announced like before that a long time. just took years.
@@alexblack6421 Well hey, the wait finally ends, Harvesting season begins tomorrow
now it’s almost 6 hours🥴🥴🙃
It's comminnnng out years waiting and it's commming
Only a gentleman like Squire can produce content like this
Your taste in high-quality content is beyond impressive
Ahh yes
Soriki literally on every video i watch
Why thankyou! Your viewership means a great deal! :)
He's good for a squire can you believe the content he'll be making if he becomes a knight ?
"That or we couldn't get a horse for this video."
*looks at camera*
"...Patreon..."
Hi I made my own with Horse Archers from Mongolia if people want to see it. Just look up Bannerlord Real Life Horse Archers
@@HistoricalWeapons Here's the Bannerlord Real Life Horse Archer vid th-cam.com/video/iPcuD2_4sz4/w-d-xo.html
Why don't they clap 2 coconut halves together for the horse?!? Unless swallows don't drop them in Britian anymore during their migrations.
@@Redbeardian ah a man of culture
Bannerlord dev here! You guys are amazing xD
Thanks mate! And thankyou and the team for your hard work. The game is astonishing.
@Gasko Gaskovich Oyun ilk başta ingilizceye göre yapılıyor, ondan sonra diğer dillere çeviriliyor. Oyun zaten daha beta'da, bitene kadar hepsini çevirmiş olurlar.
@Gasko Gaskovich Ya öyle olsa daha güzel olurda, İngilizce olmazsa oyun çok az satar. Zaten daha oyun beta'da. Bittiğinde direk Türkçe de olur bence
@Gasko Gaskovich olm adamlar türkiyenin tek büyük çapta oyun geliştiricileri ingilizce yapıp dünyaya satmak daha iyi olur hem turkçesi de gelişecek update ler ile
Reis şu diyalog ekranındaki boşluklar ne zaman dolacak herkese boş ver demekten sıkıldım yaw :)
2 random peasants: We will win a fight against you
*Take multiple swipes in battle*
The adventurer: *takes 2 swipes and kills them both* loots literally nothing
IT'S HARVESTING SEASON LADS !
Filmed at the actual field.)
HAAARRRGH
YAAARRRGH
"Let's go and get him"?
No no no..
What are we? Muggers!
And what do muggers do? They mug people.
So..
Let's.. Go.. Mug' Em!
Huh?! No! No! No! Thats! A Goose! I'm self respecting mugger and I, Will Not Mug a Goose!
@@dragonsword7370 What are we?
Viva LA dirt league nice mate
@@frankishempire2322hmm hnmph muggers weremuggers
And there's two of us... And only one of him!
Haha yeah tha-*wait a minute...*
LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING!
@Demiclea I mean they are made to be the weakest enemy. Good enough for some free xp for your troops tho
Aurora Tillitt LESS RAIDING, MORE TALKING
@Demiclea or a single guy on a horse and a lot of time.
@@poppers7317 They're still annoying as fuck in Bannerlord, especially if you are trying to specialize as a melee character on foot and they just pelt you to buggery with those *FUCKING ROCKS!* Seriously, they have some bloody sniper accuracy with those bloody rocks and it pisses me off when I have a perfect lance strike lined up and then *NOPE!* Rock to the head makes you flinch and the rest of them start laying in and stunlocking you
@@weldonwin they only have limited ammunition I think. So just ride in a circle around them for some time.
Idea:
Verdun in real life
"Oh dear got I've been one shotted from the other trench"
Hahah! We've played with the idea, but it means buying 2 whole new uniforms!
@@SquireComedy oh yeah that does get pretty expensive especially the helmets
I think we had that. I believe it was called... "Verdun" :)
It’s almost harvesting season lads😁
It *IS* harvesting season
Harvesting season begins tomorrow :D
I’m harvesting bandits for XP! You see any around?
ALMOST PERFECT! But where is THE SERF “EH?” >:D
Yesss its koifish >_< big fan
Serf and turf
ITS KOIFISH QUICK GET A NET!
He is unfortunately stuck in warband....... for now
where is simo
"Minutes into his personal revenge/.....wanderlust."
Yeap. That's me every Friday night prior to going the pub.
NB. Was me. Remember going out? Ahhhhh memories.
"Deader than the dance floor at Edmund Tully's wedding reception" got me real good.
I hope king Harlaus will invite us to the feast.
Assuming they don’t die on the way.
@@ismaelbauman2156 Assuming the City the feast is on isn't being besieged by the Rhodoks
Zeefresh Let us hope the deserters from the Rhodok war don't find us on our way to the great butter feast
as a Norwegian I'm gonna say; that King better be bald
I've had my fair share of cholesterol
Wait you have stones but couldn’t make a horse? Have you never seen Monty Python?!
Its not stones its coconuts
Darek Baird they used coconuts, maybe Squire couldn’t get any Swallows to carry them.
Well, the airspeed of an unladen swallow means it probably hasn’t arrived yet.
TesloTorpedo and it’s got to be at least two of them with some string.
Is that an African or European swallow?
You could tell they've all sunk hours into the M&B games just by the way the all started blocking so rigidly when they got within a few paces of each other. Quality content this.
Haha! Yep, reckon I racked up about 2000 hours on Warband. Cheers mate!
"Stop mourning, i have waited 10 years for this!" Sadly true tho.
Looters: I will drink from your skull!
Player: You have elected the way of pain!!
@@ismaelbauman2156 looter: Me and men would like to have a word about your purse
Player: (is in full plate armour and has 50 strong army of elite troops) ok
Mourn & wait
Snarley Ostrich okay that’s way better than mine
@@haydenhazelrig4550 Gets charged by a Skein formation of 25 Vlandian Knights.
0:54 Not gonna lie, thought he was going to say "hope that he accidentally left full damage on" instead of "mis-click surrender".
PunisherLex I saw this and thought “wait I haven’t commented yet..”
Is full damage that bad in Bannerlord? Really isn't too bad in Warlord. Viking Conquest gets me though.
@@101jir my first time playing Viking, I am surprised I can put 9 to iron flesh just to get 3 swiped by a thieves with an axe
101jir I keep full damage on intentionally in bannerlord, been happy with it so far
Noobs Plays haha yeah, in VC you could have the maximum possible health and still get one shotted by a rock
My favorite part of this video, you can actually tell the played the previous game Warband. They mentioned some things that I haven't seen in Bannerlord, but Warband. So good job.
I say, at this time in the evening?!
Sleep is for the weak
Oh It's early. We've got another 9 hours until it comes out. We're staying up!
Squire that is a good choice
Bannerlord in 9 hours!!
*Laughs in 8 pm EST*
It's not even out and people are meme'ing it already, nice. :D
teo's other account, dont look To be honest this meme applies to all M&B games
Its available on steam now after about 10 years of waiting. . . . as early access lol
@@s.g.3898 still good though even if it needs some cleaning in the code. Loving every second so far.
Thats Warband-video.. they just reuploaded it
When you get a Mexican/ American saying words/expression like "Bloody hell, mate,cheers" your videos make a great impression
Of all the things in this video, it was the "Personal Revenge/Wanderlust" gag that got me.
Hahaha!
Skimpier costumes to attract the views, yeeeeesssss.
I wish Bill were a bit more scantily clad
I just love how you go all the way up to the bandits to talk to them before the battle starts and then suddenly you are a kilometre apart.
Lol oh god, the swapping the block angle whilst running absolutely makes it
"There's one! An adventurer!"
"You know what we should do?"
"What?"
"Let's mug him!"
Squire, are you okay, this is an upload!? I never knew you were familiar!
Loved Mount and Blade for well over 10 years!
Everybody makes a misclick now and then, give the man a break would ya?
@@SquireComedy I waited 3 years for Mount and blade 2 and tomorow it's finaly here
Oh hi there
@@nonkynonk Greeting to u komrad
1:43
Aight, let's pool enough money for a cardboard horse
So glad YT recommended Squire to me yesterday. Subscribed and one of the few channels I set the bell/notifications on. Actually find myself thinking and chuckling about the jokes after it is over, even hours later. And the horse-and-video-and-Patreon aside at 1:40? Well done, good sirs.
Ach, another absolute classic! Keep it up and haste ye back lads!
Cheers, laddy.
I really hope the farmers in Bannerlord says “it IS harvesting season”
LOL! "DON'T FORGET TO SCREAM PERIODICALLY!"...
The combat was perfect. Thank you for that.
"Ay... you know what we should do?"
"Wuh?"
"Let's go mug 'em!"
I'm loving the videos, but a quick tip: When editing, try bleeding the audio from one shot into the next to make it flow better, you'll be surprised by how much better it'll make it.
"TODAY THE GODS WILL DECIDE YOUR FATE !"
You guys are actually really good actors! Great video boys!
"What are we?"
"Looters!"
"And what do looters do?"
"They loot!"
{together} "So... let's loot 'em!"
Is that a Viva la dirt league reference 😂
@@SwordoftheMorn Yes, it most certainly is
this was literally the best mount and blade video i saw XD
Who else waited over 3+ years for Bannerlord (tomorow it's finaly here)
Jan Mantsch I actually forgot about this game, several times. I pray to God it turns out okay.
Yep in a few hours we can play
I've been waiting for 10 fucking years I started playing warband since I was 7
@@j0x4dr22 I played m&b first time when i was 14 years old... Nowadays im almost 24, but i will definitely spend tons of hours playing Bannerlord like the teenager i used to be 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Sorry about my english, its not my native language
So glad Bannerlord finally arrives 😁 now i have to wait the PS4 version (dont have a decent computer)
I will grace you young-lings with my presence.
I have been playing the original M&B since it was in beta.
Years before Warband was released.
Quality content as always good show my good man
Thanks matey!
nice! Cant wait for the harvesting season
Dank. Thank you for making this guys
Thanks for watching it mate!
“We’re deader than the dance floor at Edmure Tully’s wedding reception”
FINALY A NEW SQUIRE VID!
Ah yes, good content.
Cheers matey! That means a lot :)
'See the violence inherent in the system!'
Imagne you're just having a nice quarentined stroll through the woods and seeing this 4:48
and you can hear the music somehow as well.
"Hey! Isn't that an adventurer? Let's mug 'em!"
ah yes another video can't wait to watch it
'That's a nice head you have on your shoulders'
For a second I was half expecting to hear “Let’s mug him!”
Edit: and apparently I was the last person in the comment section to have that thought.
Woah that was the most amazing patreon plug
And video of course
Aha, cheers mate!
“Use your artificial intelligence for god’s sake” OH GOD ANYTHING BUT THAT
Epic Squire Man!
"Never should have come here!"
God i love these videos so much, thanks squire
Thanks for watching them, mate!
Not even a day since the game release and we are already at this?
Nice
"I've waited 10 years for this"
This is so true that it hurts...
IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!
*Prepare for battle*
"We're deader than the dancefloor at Edward Tully's wedding" Holy shit that was savage. 🤣
I expect there to be tubs upon tubs of butter in this video, good sir.
That was the greatest fight scene I've ever witnessed. 10/10 M&B recreation
Only 9 hours left boys, ready your butter for the journey :))
01:43
No breaking the 4th wall in the hall!!!
hilarious! whoever wrote this is a genius, this is the best vid ive seen in a long time
I wouldn't say genius, but our egos thanks you.
man i lost track of you squire., glad you are doing that rl videos. they crack me up big time and its kinda a hard living here atmo.
gonna like it even before watching, cuse i know its gonna be good
Aha! That's a dangerous game.
best segue into a patreon pitch that I've seen on yt so far. bravo!
I’m gonna drink from your harvesting season
Well this was a pretty accurate sum up of the gameplay. Thanks for the laughs
Our pleasure mate. Thanks for watching!
Grant these men titles for their marvelous twinky chests
Bill always has way too much clothing
4:50
The way they guard/prepare to strike while running. Perfect 👌
Just saying, Squire does kinda resemble Henry of Skalitz...
Knew we should have done a KCD video...
The butter king approves
F in the chat for Warband boiis
Imagine looking out your window and seeing a half naked man throwing stones like a robot at a dude with a sword. Truly amazing.
There was a rolling stones joke to be had somewhere in that sketch. I just couldn't quite find it.....lol...
I think that joke was out gathering moss at the time, fella.... or was it?
@@SteveWhipp possibly lol....
4:55 -Just imagine some people walking by and seeing this...:P
akschoully if this were bannerlord one of the looters would've managed to take off half their health with a lucky headshot
but seriously nice video
personal revenge/wanderlust....100% spot on :D
Get out of the Cabbage field that will cost you a pretty pound for ruining this years cabbage crop. And I see not practicing your social distance I see, shame, shame, shame on you Squire. Good Job as always.
4:43 - God, it look real.... real MOUNT and BLADE!
good job, perfect movie, Squire, i laughed for a long time
You forgot to include the cheat codes
ONE MORE DAY UNTIL HARVESTING SEASON
Here again. Love the Idea.
Cheers mate!
Squire As a mere colonial, thanks British overlord.
Man the song and the sound effects Nostalgia
Is this video social-distanced approved?
One sword length away at all times, right?
@@SquireComedy That's always recommended while against viruses you need one spear length😂😂
Squire , I prefer one Lee-Enfield with bayonet-distance
@@SquireComedy Parliament rules, two sword lengths.
Most creative Patreon ad ever at the end
Haha! Thankyou!
Not an accurate video, nobody is 70 years old handing this game to their grandchildren who get to play the beta
This meme is actually so old that the game is releasing literally ten hours after you recycled the meme...
This is for real the best video I've ever watched
Can you two be shirtless more often? Thanks! ^^
Bill can forego the whole 'clothing' thing entirely if he wants
@@TheCoolGuitarRiff Strictly
I enjoy the thought of someone out walking their dog or a farmer checking the fields whilst this was happening and seeing it all from afar.
I do know what we should do!
LET'S GO MUG EM!
Hahahah!
Hey give us all your money!
Yeah give us all your gold!
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Hey! Less talk! More give!
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Hey! Less talk! More give!
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Hey...Hey less talk more give...
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Hey...le...less talk more give
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Hey...less talk more give...
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Hey...less talk...MORE GIVE!
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
Lesstalkmoregive...
Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and child at home *pathetic cry*
Well you better cough up then!
I don't have much. But I'll give you what I can!
.......Less talk more give!
Argghh!
th-cam.com/video/f1k2ivJoRpc/w-d-xo.html
And then some adventurer seld them all their loot. The poor guy.
You did it you crazy son of a itch, you did it. You wrote entire script of a vldl video
I love your sketches and you seem to do sketches to the most of my favorite games.
"that or we couldn't afford a horse *coughs Patreon" OMG That 4th wall break LMAO!
BTW Please don't get covid 19 SOCIAL DISTANCES.....I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY PLAGUE INC, It's a trap!
Hes not a loser,
Hes just not a winner....
Squire 2020