Hearts of Iron 4: When Italy isn't Sh*t

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  • Hello chaps! Today, we present to you another Hearts of Iron documentary. This one's pretty unrealistic, because Italy actually do pretty well. Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this madness, they're very good sports. Check out the new DLC "Blood Alone" here, to support the channel: play.heartsofi...

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +3764

    We'd like to thank Paradox Interactive for sponsoring this one, as well as our friends at The Tank Museum, The Operations Room...oh, and Lazerpig obviously! This must be one of the greatest second world war history TH-cam based video game collaborations of all time, and I don't say that lightly. Anyway, go and inspect the new DLC for Hearts of Iron here, to support the channel: play.heartsofiron.com/Squire

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Whilst I've got you, also check out The Tank Museum, The Operations Room and Lazerpig here:
      th-cam.com/users/thetankmuseum
      th-cam.com/users/TheOperationsRoom
      th-cam.com/users/LazerPig

    • @Antonio-12345
      @Antonio-12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      where did you get the italian ww2 uniform?

    • @jdub9344
      @jdub9344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      this is fantastic

    • @libertycowboy2495
      @libertycowboy2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SquireComedy I used to watch Lazerpig, but he sometimes gets into politics, and I prefer to avoid that. You and Bill are great though!

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When this started off with the Operations Room narrator my brain legit went "wait do I have another YT tab on autoplay?" for a second. Job well done!

  • @Gordons1888
    @Gordons1888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5619

    The tank museum getting involved is brilliant

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

      They're super.

    • @broccolin
      @broccolin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SquireComedy Indeed

    • @ezekielarincorayan6137
      @ezekielarincorayan6137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget laser pig!

    • @caesarczech7920
      @caesarczech7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SquireComedy Jesus christ you need to do more of this.

    • @GeorgePrince
      @GeorgePrince 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      With the tank museum involved, almost made me believable history!

  • @nickm5647
    @nickm5647 ปีที่แล้ว +1982

    “Don’t mind my mustache, it’s a prosthetic, I lost mine in the war” now that’s a great improvised line

    • @jasongarfitt1147
      @jasongarfitt1147 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I love how he held it for the take and they kept it in

    • @user-bn2vj1ly8y
      @user-bn2vj1ly8y ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was impressed, he's so in character

    • @kittycats7186
      @kittycats7186 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I loved the improv

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      true aswell

  • @Ezra411st
    @Ezra411st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7706

    I love how you guys got the tank museum to agree to doing this, and it looks and sounds real. GREAT JOB ON THIS

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

      They're very good sports!

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      How did he say "With the Italians achieving air supremacy..." and keep a straight face?

    • @jokekopter2509
      @jokekopter2509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@SquireComedy suprised that yugoslavia didnt rebel

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      same pfp

    • @Ezra411st
      @Ezra411st 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jokekopter2509 idk must have been good luck ig

  • @nailboard6492
    @nailboard6492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    You got one of the most respected tank historians in the world to sit in a Jeep and make "vroom" noises
    respect

    • @FireFox_60
      @FireFox_60 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      We all know that’s what they do when the museum is closed

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      probably harder to stop him from doing that.

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I am only surprised it was a jeep. I mean which would you play with if given the chance a jeep or a Tiger

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Like they don't do that normally.

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@FakeSchrodingersCatthey both run, and they play with them anually

  • @daddysempaichan
    @daddysempaichan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    9:55 When invading the UK "The Italians storm the beaches, only to take one look at the place, and decided they don't actually want it." Smooth.

    • @Bosnianfish
      @Bosnianfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      To accurate

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon ปีที่แล้ว +80

      That's why UK have never been conquered

    • @azmodanpc
      @azmodanpc ปีที่แล้ว +9

      On brand. Italy’s beaches are kinda rad.

    • @Jester343
      @Jester343 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@realdragon That's why we had an empire, to get away from this miserable island.

    • @dr69_420
      @dr69_420 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@realdragon as a brit can confirm

  • @notbobrosss3670
    @notbobrosss3670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    The ending at the end with the jeep left me in stitches.

    • @Errafri
      @Errafri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I did had a literal spit take

    • @xenomorphphantom8852
      @xenomorphphantom8852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      To be honest I would do the same....every...single...day...

    • @phelan511
      @phelan511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literal tears here

    • @claretormerod8220
      @claretormerod8220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “The ending at the end”😂🤦‍♂️

    • @Errafri
      @Errafri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@claretormerod8220 The ending is most often at the end... 😂

  • @kemsprite520
    @kemsprite520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1615

    never disappoint guys love that you can get the tank museum involved we love seeing Mr. Willey

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      He's an absolute riot!

    • @BambiELM
      @BambiELM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@SquireComedy He is an wonderful sport. Thank him for all your fans please!

    • @slightlyagricultural
      @slightlyagricultural 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Took me an embarrassingly long time to realise you weren't just using clips from various Tank Chats...

    • @luckysamurai
      @luckysamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@slightlyagricultural took me 2 of those cut ins to figure out he was playing along

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @randomcrapstudios8398
    @randomcrapstudios8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    Lazerpig voicing a character called Fraser mcswine is my favorite detail of this skit.

  • @nooneofconsequence3847
    @nooneofconsequence3847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    Watching the tank museum guy climb in the truck and start making war sounds like a little boy made my day. Thank you

    • @RaptorFromWeegee
      @RaptorFromWeegee ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When he said he had to get going, then turned and walked back, I thought it was a green screen and he'd run into it. So surprised it was real.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @cterrel
    @cterrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    This is so incredible. It's like turning a Paradox game into "Drunk History"

    • @AkkaAlbatros
      @AkkaAlbatros ปีที่แล้ว +4

      victoria 3 where usa exists and free states of america too

    • @bwarre2884
      @bwarre2884 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could be a regular MP game...

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @Dominic-yz3jr
      @Dominic-yz3jr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thesterrave okay

    • @Cooltigerrrr09
      @Cooltigerrrr09 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thesterrave shut up, stop pushing your religion on others

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    2:35 the true reason for every war

    • @JaegerMatthias
      @JaegerMatthias 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      That, and DLC spam

    • @0rangevlad
      @0rangevlad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JaegerMatthias 💀

    • @SymeonPhronema
      @SymeonPhronema 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DLC is good. It pays for continued support of the game. The devs don't work for free.

    • @bomcstoots1
      @bomcstoots1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      💀 I WANT TO SEE PARADOX DEV SHOP. Who TF decided incest is wincest 😂

    • @RadekCrazy1
      @RadekCrazy1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well not if you play as Germany and decide to join forces with Yugoslavia. Then it is gonna be Greece war. But it is always Italy to fck things up LOL

  • @youngstrategistgaming
    @youngstrategistgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1872

    “The Italians are in trouble- they resort to ancient weapons” that got me good

    • @Wizard_Pepsi
      @Wizard_Pepsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It reminded me of Tibet during the 1940's, fighting the Chinese with bolt-action rifles and bows.

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, again?

    • @GTTurner
      @GTTurner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ethiopian captured equipment

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Wizard_Pepsi which kind??? Ccp or kmt???

    • @Wizard_Pepsi
      @Wizard_Pepsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shanedoesyoutube8001 I don't understand those acronyms, please elaborate

  • @williamknight5691
    @williamknight5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3527

    It took me far to long to realize he wasn’t actually speaking Italian

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      Haha! That wasn't Italian? Oh dear.

    • @74wf
      @74wf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      The godfather 3 moment

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@SquireComedy no this is Italian Bibbity bobbity bobono

    • @waynezhang4258
      @waynezhang4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      what are you talking about, ill let you know that 'Lamborghini Aventador' was proper Italian!! lol

    • @williamknight5691
      @williamknight5691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@waynezhang4258 it must have been the Sicilian accent

  • @masterman1001
    @masterman1001 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I like how they changed "Operation Barbarossa" into "Operation Barbarossi", even though Barbarossa (red beard) is already in italian.

    • @matteohetzy7599
      @matteohetzy7599 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      in my humble opinion if they called "Hohenstaufen" (as Barbarossa's family name) the italian plan would have been even better

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @masterman1001
      @masterman1001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thesterrave brother just because I crucified a buncha catholics doesn't mean I sinned. Just depends on what religion ya follow, lel.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    "if only the Wehrmacht high command hadn't actually allocated him to a militia division where he sat in Magdeburg eating cheese" sounds to me like the Wehrmacht got their priorities straight. Cheese is the greatest gift bestowed on mankind and Heinz should be grateful it exists. It also sounds like something the Wisconsin National Guard would do to train in order to be fully dedicated to the state.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lived in Milwaukee for 4 years. Can confirm.

    • @heinz5714
      @heinz5714 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i love cheese

    • @jackakakreanxx5587
      @jackakakreanxx5587 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doesn’t Wisconsin have and other states have cheese vaults?

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@jackakakreanxx5587Pretty sure Heinz Guderian would launch a naval invasion if he heard you call that cheese, militia be damned😂

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @simonebuonvicino9788
    @simonebuonvicino9788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1041

    2:09 I can't believe you went through all the trouble of learning Italian just for that short skit. I commend you on your impeccable accent and choice of words!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      Merci!

    • @JC-TBOC
      @JC-TBOC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bruh, thats literaly everything except Italian.

    • @quno5174
      @quno5174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@JC-TBOC what do you mean? Whenever I go to Italy all I hear people saying is “the godfather part 3” or “san Pellegrino”

    • @craniusdominus8234
      @craniusdominus8234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@JC-TBOC Were you born that way, or did you have your sense of humour surgically removed? :D

    • @brainyskeletonofdoom7824
      @brainyskeletonofdoom7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@JC-TBOC That's incredibly genuine, or like my beloved nonna used to say: "Margherita sopranos alla carbonara Giuliani"

  • @wallclock4648
    @wallclock4648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    did you hire a random bald guy from the store to play Mussolini? LOL

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      I call him Benito Mussowalmart...

    • @thatguy46744
      @thatguy46744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SquireComedy lol

    • @Yogasefski
      @Yogasefski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I’m guessing is brother Benito Targetini was unavailable?

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Yogasefski too expensive

    • @frederickvondinkerberg7721
      @frederickvondinkerberg7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Surely it would have been Benito Mussolidl with your budget

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I’ll have you know Fascist Italy was an exceptional fighting force. They were capable of defeating half a dozen modern 18th century militaries. It’s not Mussolini’s fault that the US, UK researched 20th century tech 50 years before he did, they cheated! I mean you try spawning on an Island or Isolated continent and see if you don’t win.
    Absolutely brilliant! Awesome you got the tank museum folks in on this masterpiece!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @danielwerfel1076
      @danielwerfel1076 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thesterravebite me

    • @realst1kz
      @realst1kz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thesterravethis has nothing to do with the video or the comment

  • @mattbrown7935
    @mattbrown7935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Lazer Pig, The Tank Museum and Squire, the trio crossover I didn't know I needed

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LOL the tank museum was the best always loved squire

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @NATO32Nations
    @NATO32Nations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    Never disappoints. Huge fan of the Operations Room. Keep up the marvelous work.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Thanks a ton! Who isn't? He's charming, isn't it?

    • @NATO32Nations
      @NATO32Nations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SquireComedy I do agree good sir.

    • @jacksoncarter2917
      @jacksoncarter2917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thought it reminded me of someone lmao amazing work as always Squire

    • @lernaeanhydra5766
      @lernaeanhydra5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same hahaha!

    • @krokua
      @krokua 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't believe you made him do it. It is brilliant.

  • @teswigknight4107
    @teswigknight4107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Absolutely legendary collaboration fellas!
    “I have over 800 hours in this game, you scrub. Prepare to get a right good pasting” 😂💀

  • @MapletreePaper
    @MapletreePaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    10:31 -- That's some hilarious improv! I honestly didn't expect you to acknowledge the moustache falling off. 😆

  • @wildough
    @wildough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Loved how David Willey sounded a little peevish about having more important things to do and then did his silliness in the jeep. He had me believing. Great job by everyone involved!

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's a tank historian, not a French Revolution historian; he knows how to have fun.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @andrewhendrix2297
    @andrewhendrix2297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This perfectly encapsulates how a campaign in hearts of iron goes usually. It's like we set up the pieces, we know roughly what should happen and where, and then we ask AI to write the script for how they think the rest of the war went.

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except current AI would stick with the same choice every time. They utterly lack a concept of multiple choice.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @Swagmaster07
      @Swagmaster07 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ConnanTheCivilized You can ask it to do something else.

  • @mark3863
    @mark3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    David Willey in the jeep was priceless 😆

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      There's more, but that's blackmail material.

    • @ronanmcn4967
      @ronanmcn4967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Squire Pls make it a custom emoji in the discord server- it would be hilarious

    • @mark3863
      @mark3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SquireComedy Go on show us, please.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SquireComedy Make it BTS footage to release someday
      Or on your Patreon as a bonus

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mark3863
      Not unless Willey refuses to collaborate. Then it's open season.

  • @aheccingdegenerate3859
    @aheccingdegenerate3859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    Squire has hit a whole new level of messing about with this amount of star power

    • @mbryson2899
      @mbryson2899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is what having star power is for! Anything less would be a waste.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mbryson2899 Yesssssssss....

    • @PetarJovanovic993
      @PetarJovanovic993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "We are at the cutting edge of cocking about..."

  • @douglasparkinson4123
    @douglasparkinson4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    willeys delivery of "sat in magdeburg, eating cheese" will haunt me forever

  • @FingerGuns91
    @FingerGuns91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I was half listening to this on my phone and only clocked that it wasn't an actual documentary half way through. That's a sign of quality

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:49 i love this little loop, my divisions always do that before entering port for some reason

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "...taking random enclaves deep in each other's territory just to annoy each other." We're looking at you, West Berlin. Bloody nuisance for no reason.

    • @JCDFlex
      @JCDFlex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Blame the allied leaders in WW2 for discovering border gore before it was caool.

    • @minecraftkillingtime
      @minecraftkillingtime 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JCDFlex ok commie

  • @starsjosephfrost
    @starsjosephfrost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    i wouldnt lie, if i work in a tank museum where there are tanks, jeeps and etc.. i would also do that without a second thought 😅
    ( 15:59 )

    • @russianyoutube
      @russianyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Paradox Technologies Corporation lmao, "oops, that was a HE shell"

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @starsjosephfrost
      @starsjosephfrost ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesterrave uh. If you meant to show the cut area of the video it didn’t work.

  • @mathewprice5100
    @mathewprice5100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Amazing work chaps. Truly gets hoi4 and its community

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I bloody love Paradox games. Always have.

  • @bandenere7774
    @bandenere7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I'm Italian and having Lazerpig, The Operations Room and The Tank Museum(that straight face needs an Oscar) doing this together with you fellas made my morning.
    Couldn't stop laughing.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @bandenere7774
      @bandenere7774 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesterrave you should read on those ten mortal sins and 1) stop judging folks you don't know and 2) stop calling God's name in vain like you've done half a dozen times in a single comment.
      Repent, brother. And get a life.

  • @SuperLeosid
    @SuperLeosid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Squire is basically the meeting point of the military history community of TH-cam. Love all these cameos!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @SuperLeosid
      @SuperLeosid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thesterrave Shut up, I am a Hindu and despite a thousand years of attempts you are not able to defeat us unlike Pagan religions. I don't worship that guy who got nailed by the Romans, I worship the ones who went to war and taught us the same.

  • @tommivalle2652
    @tommivalle2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    I'm Italian, and I can confirm that the Italian dialogue is totally accurate to the subtitles. (It's actually gibberish and it's exactly how I imagine Italian sounding to foreigners lol)

    • @russellbird373
      @russellbird373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Potevo solo capire che cos'ha detto quando parlava italiano con la pronuncia terribile, letteralmente perché sono una persona inglese che l'ha imparato... 😂

    • @tommivalle2652
      @tommivalle2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@russellbird373 Ahahahahah per esempio "il tiranto is a lazy piece of the shit" il mix tra inglese ed italiano lo rende ancora meglio

    • @danb8123
      @danb8123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can confirm. Was station in Italy for two years.

    • @Dianbler
      @Dianbler 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not that bad if you speak Spanish or Portuguese.

    • @Epic24123
      @Epic24123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      though I could tell it was gibberish, it was indeed decently close.

  • @ondrasjunior
    @ondrasjunior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    The voice of Operations Room took me by surprise…what a collab!

  • @theboi5411
    @theboi5411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    4:07
    "I hold here, In my hand, the Napkin, which bears my name, and our formal Declaration of war upon it."
    - holds up a Piece of toilet paper. `

    • @InTenZeGamingHD
      @InTenZeGamingHD ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looks like kitchen paper to me. Which are sometimes called napkins

  • @b.elzebub9252
    @b.elzebub9252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Man, you guys really outdid yourselves with this one! So cool that the Tank Museum agreed to get involved like this. I'm crying laughing. It's brilliant!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @thatdrunkpunk2513
    @thatdrunkpunk2513 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks!

  • @Yeeter000
    @Yeeter000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "They took one look at the place, and decide they did not want it"
    I am imagining a roadman talking to Italian soldiers and making them requestion what they're doing

  • @1973chevypickup
    @1973chevypickup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "Name a better crossover than Avengers"
    Me, an intellectual:
    Absolutely brilliant! 🤣 At times I couldn't remember if I was on the Operations Room, Tank Museum, or Squire channel!

    • @Kenshi_2900
      @Kenshi_2900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't leave out Lazerpig as well!
      XD

    • @1973chevypickup
      @1973chevypickup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Kenshi_2900 Cards on the table, had not heard of him before this.
      5 of his videos and an awkward moment where my boss questioned my sanity later, I am now subscribed 🤣

  • @The5camille5
    @The5camille5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Squire x LazerPig is the crossover we never knew we needed

  • @antoniovillanueva308
    @antoniovillanueva308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is every bit as accurate as any documentary on PBS. I am so grateful that you have covered this in such detail.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

    • @everettaviationchannel
      @everettaviationchannel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thesterravebro this is hoi4

  • @b.w.22
    @b.w.22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Holy smoke, the curator at Bovington playing in the jeep and “Fraser MacSwine” just killed me. Honestly laughed out loud.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @FlyingTooFast
    @FlyingTooFast 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Now this is the real history channel that I want...

    • @jasonreed1631
      @jasonreed1631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The History Channel at 3am be like:

    • @brettbaker5599
      @brettbaker5599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have a horrible feeling that Squire movies will be the only thing to survive the nuclear war, and people will think that this is what happened in WW2.

    • @jaisummons2304
      @jaisummons2304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brit: I have 800 hours in this game!
      Italy: I was caring my team, I don't know how we won!

    • @joedingo7022
      @joedingo7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get what you guys are talking about, this is a pirated copy of an episode they ran last month.

  • @Smodking
    @Smodking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Hearing the operations room do a veritable historical shitpost has made my year. Thanks squire! Amazing video

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @twrags201
    @twrags201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Lazer pig being dressed as the invisible man is priceless

  • @daniellambert1217
    @daniellambert1217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One of the fudging funniest rewrites of history i`ve ever seen , Well done chaps !

  • @XxTurk3ybo1xX
    @XxTurk3ybo1xX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Gotta say as someone who speaks fluent Italian the Italian scientist's accent and grammar are on point fantastic job!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @hrunchtayt1587
    @hrunchtayt1587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The amount of effort that goes into these videos is crazy. This is perfection. Madness maybe? Unsure. All I know is that y’all did a fantastic job!

  • @JPSRCE1987
    @JPSRCE1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That cut off right at the end of "our aircraft were shi..." 🤣🤣 Killed me

  • @Brave_Sir_Robin
    @Brave_Sir_Robin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    David’s commentary adds an extra level to this already amazing skit. Well done!!

  • @Oppenheimer1945
    @Oppenheimer1945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The part with "to inform him, that the united Kingdom declare war immediately" killed me😂

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @meme_overlord
    @meme_overlord ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I didn't realize this wasn't actually historical until 8:03.
    Well played.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @Prauwlet213
    @Prauwlet213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "nothing in the Italian army moves especially after lunch"
    brilliant 🤣

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we all know, one minute before the lunch is still after the last one, so...

    • @Prauwlet213
      @Prauwlet213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Furzkampfbomber as someone with an Italian grandmother, can confirm.

  • @andthenhedead6076
    @andthenhedead6076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Sorry my about my mustache it’s a prosthetic I lost mine in the war” lmao

  • @doguhankaandemir5111
    @doguhankaandemir5111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don’t know how you convinced the curator of the tank museum to take part, but I am very glad you did! This one was a cut above your usual masterpieces. I am looking forward to your future videos! 😊

  • @StuckOnAFireHydrant
    @StuckOnAFireHydrant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ngl I 100% thought this was historical. It wasn't until 8:03 where I figured it out (embarrassingly long). it was the tank museum curator who fooled me the most lmao. Great video guys, thoroughly enjoyed it!

  • @andyandreson3989
    @andyandreson3989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this may be my favorite of all your work as of yet. The Neville Chamberlain bit had me guffawing! Paris trains running on time…😂. Those who haven’t studied history (and video games) are really missing out on all the laughs. The museum curator is fantastic as well.

  • @craniusdominus8234
    @craniusdominus8234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is pure comedy genius

  • @Ottocide
    @Ottocide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This has to be my favorite video you guys have done yet!! This was so well put together. Huge props to the Tank Museum fellow for his contributions it really tied the whole video together.

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Getting The Operations Room to do the voice over was amazing, and the tank museum was even better, 10/10 squire

  • @ewangent
    @ewangent ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Guderian eating cheese in Magdeburg had me in stitches 😅

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @garak55
    @garak55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "They storm the beaches before taking one good look at it and deciding they don't actually want it."
    Savage.

  • @KermitTheGamer21
    @KermitTheGamer21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    On my first HOI playthrough ever, people told me to play as Germany, so I did. When I tried to follow the Ardennes plan, the Allies put up a much, much stiffer resistance than they did IRL. Meanwhile Italy just plowed right through Southern France (when the reality is that an army of 50,000 was stopped for the entire campaign by 9 French guys in one fort lol) but they were still getting their asses kicked in Greece. And eventually Italy losing a hold on Greece cost me the game.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @jonnaylor3154
    @jonnaylor3154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Wow Squire and co, making historically accurate documentaries! Who said we live in bad times.😂

  • @favre4ever39
    @favre4ever39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love the alliance between Squire and the Tank museum it is a beautiful thing.

  • @glennpeterson1357
    @glennpeterson1357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    15:29 was pure gold! 😂😂😂

  • @andreasudano2880
    @andreasudano2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    At 8:30 that's what I would call a Pearl. This is such a good job, thanks guys!

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    David Willey doing important things in the jeep was gold, laughed my head off :D

  • @ivanvanreenen1605
    @ivanvanreenen1605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Man wtf did I just see?! 😂 I can’t stop laughing!!! Well done on the Italian accent and punctuation- you guys nailed it..

  • @Marco303ita
    @Marco303ita 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Pizza and Pasta Moment

  • @andreasniedam9945
    @andreasniedam9945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a european, I can totally confirm that this is how history went.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @zexygamingwinter333
    @zexygamingwinter333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Seeing the squire pfp but then hearing The Operations Room threw me for such a loop I just went with it until I saw the tank museum also on here. This was a great collaboration between several amazing teams!

  • @bristianmemequisition
    @bristianmemequisition 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Too much effort was put into this joke. I appreciate it

  • @PotatoBoy44
    @PotatoBoy44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Prosthetic Mustache was a great improvisation! Great Episode as Always

  • @thetman0068
    @thetman0068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “And for once, Parisian trains were running on schedule.”

  • @rodfelderman5364
    @rodfelderman5364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the great humor. I'm sure no fun was had making this film. Great relief from the rest of the world's chaos. Keep at it!

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how this sometimes seems like a legitimate documentary, then theres moments of "It had the comfiest cushions." Just so we remember what this really is. Everyone doing nuclear research, troop movements that make no sense, all of it.
    Also running with the mustache falling off 'its a prosthetic', good stuff.

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please).

  • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
    @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Thing's only get worse... At 13:45
    Yup, that New Zealand Kiwi fiddler on a tin roof tank is a Tiger killa, I tells ya!

    • @matthewclaridge8063
      @matthewclaridge8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As a Kiwi I'm frankly insulated they forgot to mention the famous New Zealand airborne invasion of Crete.
      Our brave New Zealand paratroopers have gone down in legend as our airborne assault was successfully supplied by what.was.and probably ever will be the greatest stockpile of Kiwi brand boot Polish in history.
      The attack was a resounding success as all the German AA guns were binded by the incredible glare reflecting of our solders boots.
      And to think some New Zealand offices disagreed with the British intelligence plan of attack. History has non the less agreed with the British decision for two suprise.broud day light jumps the the first at14:00 hours and the second at 16:00.hours. the invasion of course being split in two as the RAF stopped for tea at 15:00 hours...

  • @nantarg
    @nantarg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Absolute A-tier production on this one. Great job!

  • @JaesWasTaken
    @JaesWasTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Squire, you've convinced me that all British TH-camrs know each other and can collaborate on anything comedy related.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Most based thing Neville Chamberlain has ever said: "Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. Didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go. You'll never shine if you don't glow" ...so motivational, makes me shed a tear

    • @RWildekrav66
      @RWildekrav66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So True , So True !

    • @kevin8712
      @kevin8712 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's merely an excerpt from his full speech!

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @DarkArtistKaiser
    @DarkArtistKaiser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    13:00
    Face of a proud Neo-Roman Empire conqueror right there.

  • @YoungFlyz644
    @YoungFlyz644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    How did you get it to feel so much like an actual documentary?

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because it is

    • @itsalmostfun8567
      @itsalmostfun8567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fulcrum2951 LEL

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably with the expert voice actors and tank museum curator who was also an excellent driver it seems

  • @goldenapostle1802
    @goldenapostle1802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That museum dude is an an absolute legend

    • @thesterrave
      @thesterrave ปีที่แล้ว

      Please know that we have all did evil (sin) and we are punished to death and since we do evil and reject God we will go to hell but God lovingly provides a way out through Christ where we can be saved if we trust in Gods work on the cross. Turn from your sins and tell your sins to God as Christ makes it possible for us to be forgiven (read John 3:16 please)

  • @Dan86130
    @Dan86130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    As an Italian i can confirm, the recent elections are just the beginning for our Hoi4 playthrough (or perhaps even Hoi5)

    • @dr.strangelove9815
      @dr.strangelove9815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Does Italy accept any new members to its faction? We're almost at a positive relations rating.

    • @lanfrancoadreani9212
      @lanfrancoadreani9212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Our German ally has shared with me this briliant plan. Listen: we attack Russia and America at the same time! How brillant is It?

    • @NapoleonAquila
      @NapoleonAquila 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah now do your job and stop migrants

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dr.strangelove9815to my knowledge the Italians automatically vote for whoever the opposition is irregardless of politics

  • @MrEMeat-kk9tc
    @MrEMeat-kk9tc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have enjoyed both the Operations Room and Tank Museum channels for a while and highly recommend them both. Seeing them collab with Squire was an unexpected treat.

  • @stratdvd
    @stratdvd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is great. I was like, "wait isn't that narration from The Operations Room?" One of the best I've seen in a long time.

  • @opportunity-kfpairlines6716
    @opportunity-kfpairlines6716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lazerpig and the friends at the tank museum? The crossover I never knew i needed

  • @gallantcavalier3306
    @gallantcavalier3306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Outstanding Collaboration!! I recognized the voice of The Operations Room straight away!! I must say these skits are indeed my very favorite!!

  • @onawhim9079
    @onawhim9079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    David Willey is a god! Well done lads for getting the Tank Museum Bovington involved, this one really made me chuckle.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved the part where Italy said "It's pizza time" and mamma mia'd their way through Europe and Africa, making the world's largest pizza. We may not like Mussolini, but their strategy inspires so many.
    "Tax were good though" if you don't want to pay taxes, move to the DPRK. Taxes here have been abolished since the seventies!

  • @Elenrai
    @Elenrai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    15:37
    I did NOT see that coming!

  • @galacticgaming029
    @galacticgaming029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    How do you go to this length to create such good content

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      We put the work in, because It's a bloody good laugh to be honest.

    • @galacticgaming029
      @galacticgaming029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SquireComedy Well it's a good job you do
      Also might do something like this myself any tips

  • @mattrehu8154
    @mattrehu8154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Absolutely masterpiece 😄😄😄
    Operations room, lazerpig and tank museum with Willey in the jeep.
    I probably missed others
    Very very good and I just finished an Italian playthrough.
    Well done.

  • @marethyuthefirstshinigami162
    @marethyuthefirstshinigami162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    12:30 Unexpected laserpig lmao

    • @retrocd7991
      @retrocd7991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It caught me off guard too

  • @chrisb1700
    @chrisb1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol. Enjoyed this video. Love the Tank museum. I served on the M1A1 Abrams during my 24 years in the US Army and hope to visit this museum in the future.

  • @Winterborn3420
    @Winterborn3420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I cant stop laughing... Oh my gosh. So many great 1 liners, Hans Guderian eating cheese. Americans tired of waiting on the Japanese." over and over. I'm wiping my eyes. So well done!