'Nam War

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ต.ค. 2018
  • As the Cold War rages in Vietnam between 1955-1975, this video might summarize the devastating situation in a clear (or chaotic) manner.
    So, months have gone without any uploads, much apologies for that Plus, I went lack of creativity, until I saw a descent comic from r/polandball, about the Vietnam War. Basically, that comic was my inspiration to do this short animation.
    Also Happy Halloween, don’t sell your soul to any evil spirits or anything like that.. 🎃
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    Original comic by redditor u/JoseonYeongjo:
    / nam
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    Programs used:
    -Adobe After Effects
    -Adobe Photoshop
    -MS Paint (probably, for editing minor things)
    _________________________________________________________
    Music used:
    -Hearts of Iron IV - Bring Forth the Tanks
    • Hearts of Iron IV - Br...
    -The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Main Theme
    • The good the bad and t...
    -Game over - Super Mario World
    • Video
    …And a horde of sound effects and Easter eggs from various sources (too many to mention but you might recognize some of them)
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  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17645

    Hey America I found oil
    America : where is it?
    Vietnam
    America : whatever

    • @lolyankovic6952
      @lolyankovic6952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Don't subscribe please *loil*

    • @ComradeHellas
      @ComradeHellas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Hahaha good one

    • @juicynoob6966
      @juicynoob6966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hh lol

    • @Orys_Baratheon
      @Orys_Baratheon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@elqueobserva7663 merica

    • @youtrash9761
      @youtrash9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@elqueobserva7663 The Americas is the continent not "America."

  • @nothingspecial1053
    @nothingspecial1053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13355

    Murica : You can't defeat me .
    Ussr : I know , but they can .
    *Rice farmers has conected to the server*

    • @longdang1119
      @longdang1119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      Actually Vietnam never wanted that war. They love peace the most but they could be damn dangerous if you invade their lands. The only way to deal with Vietnam, is to never send some foreign troops to their lands, nor sea.

    • @1Orderchaos
      @1Orderchaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@longdang1119 Hmmm well Actually, *insert something to make you sound smarter*

    • @nganlethikim4003
      @nganlethikim4003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      USA: m16 100 bullets
      vietnam: ak47 infinty bullets

    • @NotAnAlex_Guy
      @NotAnAlex_Guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      China and Vietnam: *xixi*

    • @Ethan-mp7wr
      @Ethan-mp7wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      long dang
      Who will win?
      The Asian farmers hiding in bushes with AK’s,
      Or
      A bunch of soldiers that march in kill zones with guns that jam in the muddy jungle terrain of vietnam. Or to simply put, a bunch of Caucasian and black guys walking into Vietnam guerrilla traps with only broken guns that don’t shot to defend themselves with. Who will win?

  • @Anh7number1
    @Anh7number1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +254

    I am Vietnamese I am proud of the country where I was born:
    Tôi là người Việt Nam Tôi tự hào về đất nước nơi tôi sinh ra

    • @proximacentauria
      @proximacentauria 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I’m half Vietnamese and I don’t know if I should be proud or not

    • @NguyenKhangLe-oy5pv
      @NguyenKhangLe-oy5pv 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Tôi cũng vậy

    • @proximacentauria
      @proximacentauria 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@NguyenKhangLe-oy5pv Cool

    • @user-me8qh6mf9l
      @user-me8qh6mf9l 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Tôi rất tự hào khi cha mẹ sinh Tôi ra ở Việt Nam ❤❤

    • @user-zb2ic4or8n
      @user-zb2ic4or8n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      tuyệt vời

  • @nta_gaming
    @nta_gaming ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Vietnam: “Hey! Wanna hear a joke?”
    Global Superpowers: “OK!”
    Vietnam: “Vietnam”
    Global Superpowers: “I don’t get it”
    Vietnam: “You’re damn right!”
    (Cre: From someone in the internet that I’ve seen)

    • @Afton_Robotics_1987
      @Afton_Robotics_1987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Would be better if Afghanistan had said it.

    • @daisy_w54
      @daisy_w54 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      both@@Afton_Robotics_1987

    • @Afton_Robotics_1987
      @Afton_Robotics_1987 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@daisy_w54 true

  • @htttrang687
    @htttrang687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    Vietnam: * no die*
    USA: *_TRIGGERED_*

  • @duccboi9974
    @duccboi9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4421

    When mrbeast planted 20 mil trees
    US soldiers: *heavy sweating intensifies*

    • @bismarck6093
      @bismarck6093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      good joke.

    • @thienmai1602
      @thienmai1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 clgt quueeeboooo

    • @Shantykoff
      @Shantykoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 glad to see Marxists again :)

    • @Sheyl3319
      @Sheyl3319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 The whole point of the August Revolution is first to acquire freedom to the Vietnamese people (ie: Nationalistic, not Internationalistic), then second to spread the revolution to stay on close ties with the USSR and Warsaw pact. They're gone now. So what's the point ? Besides, being embargoed to death is no fun. And please, stop the whole VCP is co-operating with China again. That was literally inflated and fabricated by the exiled Vietnamese who just wouldn't get over it. The current politburo is strongly American-leaning and moving away from PRC

    • @mr.reality1611
      @mr.reality1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok now this is avenger lever threat

  • @belugastwin5243
    @belugastwin5243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    USA-"reminiscing about the glory and the pride."
    Vietnam-"Hey mate am I late? "

  • @Ricefieldsneaky
    @Ricefieldsneaky ปีที่แล้ว +78

    As a Vietnamese this is a master piece.

  • @deafgunner
    @deafgunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    "I am Lorax and speak for the trees... And for some GODDAMN REASON THEY SPEAK VIETNAMESE"

    • @User-lx2ye
      @User-lx2ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      SA.Studios this is a truly underrated comment

    • @Joshua_Nguyen0630
      @Joshua_Nguyen0630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Vietcong leaders were ethnic Tai, Muong,.. Minorities. They used ethnic Vietnamese soldiers as human shields to bring victory to them. They conquered entire Vietnam.
      In the past Imperial Vietnamese treated unequally to these "Man di" people, then they united as "communist party" which goal to hijack the Vietnamese identity. They hate our Kinh Vietnamese

    • @fish.man123
      @fish.man123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @Foxstep_le_cat
      @Foxstep_le_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im dying

    • @onghaihoang335
      @onghaihoang335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Joshua_Nguyen0630 The hell? Ethnic groups in Vietnam rarely interact with the kinh, except for the one that want to move to the city and make a living? Who told you that information?

  • @p_9852
    @p_9852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    Vietnam forest :
    10% Trees
    90% Vietcong

    • @ikr4278
      @ikr4278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AA hamstır

    • @kimdh-nz5gs
      @kimdh-nz5gs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Strikenator also america: excuse me what the fuk

    • @chilmek2956
      @chilmek2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And spike trap

    • @strikenator
      @strikenator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimdh-nz5gs ?

    • @akifoz7815
      @akifoz7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahahaha

  • @kim_king225
    @kim_king225 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Cảm ơn những anh hùng Việt Nam, quê hương tôi Việt Nam mới có ngày hôm nay. •Nhỏ nhưng có võ• cảm nghĩ của tôi thấy điều này phù hợp với Việt Nam, tôi là người Việt Nam, rất tự hào về những con người dũng cảm và sẵn sàng hi sinh cho đất nước.

    • @AnexisSpareBanner55674
      @AnexisSpareBanner55674 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Да, хвала и слава вам! Доблестные! ❤🇷🇺🇷🇺💖🇻🇳

    • @kim_king225
      @kim_king225 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AnexisSpareBanner55674 tôi không hiểu nhưng sẽ có Google

    • @trannguyen-ti5gu
      @trannguyen-ti5gu ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kim_king225 hảo :)))

    • @kim_king225
      @kim_king225 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trannguyen-ti5gu thì không dùng gg sao hiểu

    • @thangle4680
      @thangle4680 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kim_king225yes sir nói đúng lém

  • @Billy69319
    @Billy69319 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    The first countryball animation i saw , im happy i did because it is entertaining, life changing and uh
    yeah all that good stuff

  • @oceany5286
    @oceany5286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6619

    American Soldier: Does anyone have a lighter?
    Tree: Here.
    American Soldier: Thx

    • @comradecommissar8223
      @comradecommissar8223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      I remeber something simaller to this happening near vipurii

    • @isaiahsalalqoao7719
      @isaiahsalalqoao7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      My grandfather told me that when he was bored he often dressed up as trees and threatened American soldiers

    • @corporategunner5972
      @corporategunner5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      American Soldier: Thanks! Wait a minute?!

    • @turkkuwaitmapping6276
      @turkkuwaitmapping6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i get it bc Vietnam soldiers are in trees LOL XD

    • @remermequiota1020
      @remermequiota1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      **proceeds to set the tree on fire**

  • @Slecker95
    @Slecker95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10840

    USA: How did we lose to a bunch of farmers?
    Britain: First time?

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      Accurate 1773

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      1337*

    • @noidea4223
      @noidea4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      USA: Well you lost to a bunch of farmers too, buddy.

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +460

      Russia: first time?

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      *First Boer War intensifies*

  • @Silver674
    @Silver674 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The Vietnam War shows us how big armies arent the strongest, but the well trained armies are

    • @Go0ber181
      @Go0ber181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It shows how it’s harder to kill defenders because it’s there homeland and they know it the best

    • @retardednemo
      @retardednemo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It is how determined we Vietnamese are

    • @Horible4
      @Horible4 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@Go0ber181 except it wasn't. US units routinely beat Vietnamese units badly. The problem was US soldiers were often told not to give chase because they feared Chinese armed intervention like in Korea.
      Vietnamese would also retreat across the cambodia/Laos border knowing the Americans couldn't attack them into a sovereign country.
      The US "loss" in vietnam is often overblown. War is hell.

    • @AFA_ueueu
      @AFA_ueueu 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think you meant strong armies are strong,but armies that use terrain to their advantage and proper planning can still win a war.

  • @ngtong1056
    @ngtong1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Tôi đến từ quốc gia Việt Nam, và tôi rất tự hào về cấp độ dũng cảm và mạnh mẽ của nước ta🇻🇳

  • @2boysyou2be
    @2boysyou2be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3354

    What is your painful history?
    Germany: Nazis
    Finland: Everyone thinks I was an Axis power
    USA:

    • @Waxy_K
      @Waxy_K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Hello darkness my old friend
      Help wipe history again

    • @Zedryx69
      @Zedryx69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "the freaking rice farmers, man!"

    • @infinitememegod
      @infinitememegod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Fallen Angel 7283 I hate to sound rude but Vietnam war left 25x more American casualties and left thousands to have ptsd

    • @tranquanghuy3756
      @tranquanghuy3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@infinitememegod yeah because war is won by having less casualties right?

    • @tranquanghuy3756
      @tranquanghuy3756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Fallen Angel 7283 I was being sarcastic

  • @plantera7400
    @plantera7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    "You can't pee on a tree"
    "But the tree PEES on you!"
    -Vietnam

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      In communist Vietnam you don't pee on tree, tree's pee on you.

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@volvodgio More like trees pee on trees that pee on another tree and etc

    • @volvodgio
      @volvodgio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spotlight9269 nah, US-Privates aren't worthy of being called trees.

    • @spotlight9269
      @spotlight9269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@volvodgio lmao, nice. But I'm referring to other vietcong soldiers who need to pee but don't know if they are peeing a comrade or a real tree

    • @t-7235
      @t-7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like there is a golden shower joke somewhere

  • @ShereeOne
    @ShereeOne 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Учитывая то,что на пульте написано "сделано в Китае" и он использует это против Вьетнама,это делает видео еще смешнее

    • @user-pc1er5og1b
      @user-pc1er5og1b 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      kkkkkkkk fun im Chinese😎

  • @MsTeddy-yd1ny
    @MsTeddy-yd1ny ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The “made of China” got me dying 😭

  • @ngothanh3626
    @ngothanh3626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2386

    Vietnam: defeats America
    USSR: my true successor

    • @ghostvalley7540
      @ghostvalley7540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Vietnam: defeats America
      Nobody : -CHUITHECONCAC-

    • @tranthebinh2254
      @tranthebinh2254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I am Việt Cộng

    • @callmebyurname1
      @callmebyurname1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Địt mẹ hình như chúng nó nói xấu việt nam hay sao ý huhu đcm

    • @hiamnugget2281
      @hiamnugget2281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Đông Lào never die

    • @shinjidacryingboi7398
      @shinjidacryingboi7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@callmebyurname1 Thôi bạn ạ không hiểu tiếng anh thì đừng chửi bạn ạ,Việt Cộng theo Nga , bọn nó nói đùa thôi chứ có sao đâu mà,tại bạn là normie đấy , về uống nam ngư đi nhé.

  • @HyouMix
    @HyouMix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    Who would win?
    a. US Army
    b. Talking trees?

  • @chsussr
    @chsussr 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Хорошо видео, товарищ!

  • @BlackhawksFan2011
    @BlackhawksFan2011 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Top 5 weapons too brutal for war:
    5. Tree
    4. Aimbot IRL
    3. Nuke
    2. MAG-15
    1, Vietnamball

  • @ZhouMama69420
    @ZhouMama69420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    USA: *DIE!!!*
    Vietnam: No u

    • @hunganhanh4008
      @hunganhanh4008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noob đội nồi haha, you don’t know how to spell “throw” XD

    • @xuanbaoXb
      @xuanbaoXb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      !!!!!!

    • @russiaunion4713
      @russiaunion4713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * Uno Reverse card *

    • @_pianmei1
      @_pianmei1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vietnam : bố vã cho 1 phát là chít ngay vs........ Mấy thằng...... Xàm loz
      Usa : WTF??????!!!!??

    • @thahollowknight7484
      @thahollowknight7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes USA Die

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    Who would win:
    The most advanced military force in the world
    OR
    Some rice farmers in black pajamas

    • @mydick4135
      @mydick4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Down

    • @dawearobloxguylol9479
      @dawearobloxguylol9479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      I choose some rice farmers

    • @Joshua_Nguyen0630
      @Joshua_Nguyen0630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Again, the Stalinist regime used armless peasants as human shields for bring victory to them. This war is Vietcong vs Vietnamese

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chris Long Chris Long oh, I get what you mean! It’s the Staley-Taylor plan! I learned about it in grade 9 ^^ Crazy times, weren’t they? Saigon military with US’ advisers and weapons forcing Viet cong & citizens into strategic hamlet while attacking and secluding the North. Luckily (in my opinion at least), that went on for only 4 years starting from 1961.
      Edit: strategic hamlet

    • @phamdung3884
      @phamdung3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Starvin Marvin hm... I found a few of these things, not sure what to trust or what they say though (I have never heard of many of the terms and there’re broken English ones):
      history.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1961-63v02/d269
      www.vietnamfulldisclosure.org/1961-2/
      books.google.com.vn/books?id=9-qiuCxBTjcC&pg=RA9-PA5&lpg=RA9-PA5&dq=staley+taylor+plan&source=bl&ots=f1zFYSoSwL&sig=ACfU3U3jrfgZXhWKa0C824eap6mwaqX_oA&hl=vi&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiip-2o5Z_pAhWkGaYKHcojB4sQ6AEwEHoECAIQAQ
      www.coursehero.com/file/p6ncfg5/To-make-a-special-war-the-US-Diem-proposed-Staley-Taylor-plan-with-three/

  • @louisDaBoi
    @louisDaBoi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It's been 5 yrs and i came back to this vid, atill love it 🐧

  • @hsrky3
    @hsrky3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the music in the background

  • @B--DuyKhang-xq7ms
    @B--DuyKhang-xq7ms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    American soldier: *Pees in a random bush*
    The bush: "Lemme introduce myself"

  • @certifiedcharbergian8462
    @certifiedcharbergian8462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    Vietnam: *exists*
    America: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
    Jungle and rice farmers: I’m gonna stop you right there

    • @babyxenomorphPA1R3
      @babyxenomorphPA1R3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Career

    • @hieuvu2837
      @hieuvu2837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Việt Nam

    • @HauLTCE
      @HauLTCE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Vietnam, not veitnam

    • @brycynoxd17
      @brycynoxd17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And gamer reattack Vietnamese with cruise strikes that are Hydrogen based and boom their ricefields are so doomed the damage is gonna take so long to repair

    • @HauLTCE
      @HauLTCE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brycynoxd17 u will need a lot of bomb, a lot

  • @NotThatGuyAgain879
    @NotThatGuyAgain879 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Good video 😮 :D
    ❤❤❤❤

  • @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt
    @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Greetings from Iraq to Vietnam 🇻🇳🇻🇳♥️🇮🇶🇮🇶

    • @chiowlbaonguyen3424
      @chiowlbaonguyen3424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Greeting back from Vietnam to Iraq 🇮🇶🇮🇶❤🇻🇳🇻🇳

    • @iraqpestcontrol
      @iraqpestcontrol ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt
      @safosafosafosafo-jc9yt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iraqpestcontrol
      شو تضحك لازم الولاء لأمريكا 😂

    • @dopaminedreams1122
      @dopaminedreams1122 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Iraqis love vietnam, until they realise vietnamese women are westernised, and dont wear hijabs lmao.

  • @KoreanMapping
    @KoreanMapping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6369

    10 characters who can defeat thanos with the infinity gauntlet in seconds

  • @balazsvagybalazs5296
    @balazsvagybalazs5296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Nice
    0:07 "made in china"

    • @saintcameron777
      @saintcameron777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can Somebody Throw This Away,Thanks

    • @user-jq6mw2dj3h
      @user-jq6mw2dj3h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Balázs vagy Balázs I'm mildly offended

    • @alanmaclaren4118
      @alanmaclaren4118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      In my country everything is made in china

    • @supertenacitys6875
      @supertenacitys6875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This video was made in China.

    • @quocatinh1910
      @quocatinh1910 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alanmaclaren4118 lol cause u is chinese?

  • @khatrinh8907
    @khatrinh8907 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job❤❤

  • @user-bg6qh6jt1k
    @user-bg6qh6jt1k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Nam:hi us-
    USA:*pulls out mini gun*
    Nam:*walks away*

    • @wibunhungnghetwibu2035
      @wibunhungnghetwibu2035 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A while later Vietnam returned with two Chinese and Russian friends

    • @user-qx9bt9tr6t
      @user-qx9bt9tr6t 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They are made of something making them safe from anything and everything.

  • @somebody5624
    @somebody5624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4875

    *"Our child! I am so proud of you!"*
    - Soviet Russia

    • @trashkent236
      @trashkent236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      M16 VS AK47 WHO WOULD WIN

    • @daisuke-kun483
      @daisuke-kun483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@trashkent236 ak 47 comrade...

    • @Official_Free927
      @Official_Free927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Vietnamese here

    • @Pajarotactico
      @Pajarotactico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@trashkent236 Stg 44

    • @ao8462
      @ao8462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Việt cộng

  • @No-ct2lf
    @No-ct2lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Finland : Snow
    Vietnam : Forest

    • @ytnoat1207
      @ytnoat1207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Russia: *Everything*

    • @auliahakim8561
      @auliahakim8561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just you wait for VietLand, a lush landscape of weirdly snowing rainforest where the snowflake and the tree speak for themself

    • @pomiklom2499
      @pomiklom2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In fact, the Red army of 1939 was not trained and Stalin hoped to take Finland quickly... The snow has nothing to do with it. But, the Finns sucked in 1944

    • @No-ct2lf
      @No-ct2lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @maharlikanwarriors1511
      @maharlikanwarriors1511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      0:41what is the title of the song?

  • @michaelsoland3293
    @michaelsoland3293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you sign a peace treaty with North Vietnam and start to leave but they just break it and you're already too far gone to care

  • @langbaoduy9151
    @langbaoduy9151 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you so much 😊😊😊

  • @vyrva5690
    @vyrva5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3368

    Americans about Vietnam war:
    We would have won if we didn’t lose

    • @stasbyelov2100
      @stasbyelov2100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Straight to the point!

    • @brycynoxd17
      @brycynoxd17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Or if the soldiers were PTSD immune or the us uses the little Bois to just kill their army

    • @e.t.1947
      @e.t.1947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      McCaullin

    • @drunkgaming9984
      @drunkgaming9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aaron David *Visible Confucius*

    • @drunkgaming9984
      @drunkgaming9984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaron David the logic is mind bottling

  • @ackerman207
    @ackerman207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I love that you used sounds from HOI4.

    • @RABIET100
      @RABIET100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And TF2

    • @dachu7505
      @dachu7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RABIET100 maybe he don't love sounds from TF2

    • @ger6094
      @ger6094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And ow

    • @edusc6893
      @edusc6893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh same

    • @twilightstruggle8390
      @twilightstruggle8390 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and Overwatch also

  • @pittikanmongkholthipwatee4169
    @pittikanmongkholthipwatee4169 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:06 make in china controller lol

  • @thangoquang2263
    @thangoquang2263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    wow fantastic great video from vietnam

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    *"Welcome to the rice fields MFs"*
    -Vietnam

  • @Ali_Nar
    @Ali_Nar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4650

    I love how USSR just gave Vietnam a ‘Winner’ trophie and took him :)

    • @arvalb0
      @arvalb0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Let's Get This Over With no, usa actually won and had peace treaty were n Vietnam wasn’t allowed to take over the south, later after the treaty was signed they broke it and invaded the rest, America didn’t want more war and did nothing

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Winning is achieving your goal in war. Signing a treaty like that is like telling Hitler not to invade Czechoslovakia. And South Vietnam scored the worst points for human rights throughout all countries, even worse than DPRK, meaning USA supported what it claims to fight against. So get real here - USA didn’t achieve its goals in the war and therefore lost, since it also wasted lots of resources and in result lost an ally in form of south Vietnam

    • @36.phamminhtuan17
      @36.phamminhtuan17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      @@arvalb0 LOL, what do you think if the US stop helping the South? The US can easily invade the South but the South didnt relize that shit. U think US will be an angle, justice and say that they won and they do nothing? Lmao,everything they did is for their country, they failed to invade VietNam and we succeed in protect our country,thats all

    • @thanhthuylethi3674
      @thanhthuylethi3674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@arvalb0 I'm laughing so hard right now. Your country is the one who did war crimes in Vietnam and supported the south, dropping bombs all over the place, there are more than 300 unexploded bombs in Laos, lying even in small villages(!). And I still don't understand how you think that US won even though its objective in the war was completely failed miserably, losing the south vietnam. If you actually think that you won and you aren't one of those stereotypical trump supporters, I'll be amazed.

  • @devin_1013
    @devin_1013 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Puts captions: (music)

  • @minhucngonguyen9432
    @minhucngonguyen9432 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    vietnam:😺. usa:😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @nongthanhnghia3592
    @nongthanhnghia3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6438

    USA: we only lost in Vietnam once. France: we also lost in Vietnam once.
    Mongolia: I would take it three times
    China: amateur guys

    • @PolyU.
      @PolyU. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      @Sujeet Grewal no it has been losing since vietnam and war existed

    • @anhduc0913
      @anhduc0913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Twice. France lost twice, japan lost one and also there was the aussie who helped US.

    • @tommythehat8665
      @tommythehat8665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol

    • @tommythehat8665
      @tommythehat8665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well yea see our history books

    • @vietgamer7538
      @vietgamer7538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Vietnam defeats China actually

  • @Dragonite_Tom
    @Dragonite_Tom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Murica: over 9000 damaged
    Rice farmer: 1 shot 1 kill

    • @duycongpham4762
      @duycongpham4762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rly

    • @huongvu-yz2nn
      @huongvu-yz2nn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Murcia (tiếng Tây Ban Nha: [ˈmuɾθja]) là một thành phố ở Tây Ban Nha, thủ phủ của tỉnh Murcia và của vùng tự trị bên sông Segura. Dân số năm 2010 là 441.345 người. Khu vực xung quanh thành phố này là các nông trang trồng chanh cam, ngũ cốc, tiêu và máy kéo.

    • @Dragonite_Tom
      @Dragonite_Tom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@huongvu-yz2nn Murica=America

    • @conghuytran9221
      @conghuytran9221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@huongvu-yz2nn nhục vailon :}}

    • @Umar-oq3rp
      @Umar-oq3rp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dragonite_Tom lol

  • @GarciaAldoXCVII
    @GarciaAldoXCVII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:41 Standing here, I realize 🎶

  • @quocsonvan530
    @quocsonvan530 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a Vietnamese I would like to say thank you comrade.

  • @varik2622
    @varik2622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    America: Lol France just lost its colony to a bunch of jungle farmers. What a loser.
    *20 YEARS LATER*
    America: We didnt lose, we left.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      They left in defeat they lost south Vietnam the Americans lost.

    • @mr.bubble2266
      @mr.bubble2266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      USA: we didn't lose, just failed to win

    • @thebrockhd7894
      @thebrockhd7894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Canada Eh? r/whoooosh

    • @locomotivesteam9334
      @locomotivesteam9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mapleflag6518 Well kind of The US Lost Before south vietnam surrenderd

    • @gardnercoughlen8958
      @gardnercoughlen8958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LocomotiveSteam not sure the US lost, because I’m pretty sure they never formally declared war on NVA so they did t
      One but still far from winning.

  • @existen_ce6069
    @existen_ce6069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    USA: Lol we will easily defeat these farmers.
    Vietnam: Press X for Doubt

    • @abcxyz-
      @abcxyz- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      X

    • @vothanhvinh6844
      @vothanhvinh6844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      X

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean they technically did, only issue is that the South Vietnamese state was failed from the moment the dysfunctional borderline dictator Diem was killed in the coup. Without said borderline dictator the nation just sorta faltered. While the North Vietnamese liked to play up the idea that they so valiantly “liberated” the south by means of popular revolt it was more that they were patient enough to wait for an unstable and corrupt nation to nearly collapse before invading.

    • @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822
      @usedtoberyanpoopnownormal8822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They did, about 2 million of them

    • @thuhuongnguyen5975
      @thuhuongnguyen5975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well.. im Viet Nam :)

  • @BenUY28
    @BenUY28 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ối dồi ôi

  • @ViNhutOk-Official
    @ViNhutOk-Official หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tôi là người Việt Nam,rất cảm ơn vì cái video này,thật sự thì nhờ sự kiên nhẫn mới được như vậy,lịch sử Việt Nam có rất nhiều thứ hay và tôi khuyên bạn nên xem thử một lần lịch sử Việt Nam,hoặc bạn qua học ở Việt Nam hay hỏi ở Việt Nam đều được,thậm chí đã có rất nhiều người qua Việt Nam sinh sống và họ nói:"đất nước yên bình này thực sự rất tuyệt,nó rất an toàn và còn rất đẹp đẻ,những cuộn áo dài khiến tôi muốn mặc thử một lần"
    Please translate the above lines ↑

  • @user-xm1su8rv8d
    @user-xm1su8rv8d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    *Made in China*
    USA: Hahahahahha
    *Made in Vietnam*
    USA: I am out.

    • @BeaverChainsaw
      @BeaverChainsaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To avert trade tarrifs, china is actually sending 95% finished goods to vietnam to add the extra 5% and ships it to the us, since the sticker will now say "made in vietnam"

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BeaverChainsaw yes

    • @TideFishing
      @TideFishing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@novastar6112 Ironic thing is I have shoes made in Vietnam and i’m American

    • @rc_youtubeaccount1331
      @rc_youtubeaccount1331 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      forgot the korean war?

    • @skykhan37
      @skykhan37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny. But in fact, most of Vietnamese weapon came from China in Vietnam War. And China warned USA not invade across North latitude 17 degree,so USA didn't . It's history.And why? Bcs Korean War.

  • @sans5787
    @sans5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    0:06 M.A.D.E. I.N. C.H.I.N.A.

    • @JohnIsPro
      @JohnIsPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jasser Elabd oh u mean نام 🤣

    • @JohnIsPro
      @JohnIsPro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jasser Elabd u arabic?

    • @57jwep
      @57jwep 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it fake

    • @irawansuntoro745
      @irawansuntoro745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@57jwep did u translate it?

    • @57jwep
      @57jwep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@irawansuntoro745 china made knockoffs so its fake and the plane is toy

  • @trieukieu1477
    @trieukieu1477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm from 🇻🇳 and thank you so much

  • @binheve
    @binheve ปีที่แล้ว

    0:55 the reason why his gun broke:
    M4A1 or m16 is a very complicated gun in both design external and internal, so this gun is extremely easy to meet a lot of problem in hard weather, especially for mud and water

  • @MaxTerm000
    @MaxTerm000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    America:*arrived at Vietnam
    Farmer:WeLcOmE To tHe RiCe fIeLd MoThErFuCkEr!!?!!

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      is vietnam some kind of robot cuz it reflected iron bullets

    • @tripwire3992
      @tripwire3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheeArson iron?

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tripwire3992 cool

    • @ducminhtran4136
      @ducminhtran4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheeArson I see you again

    • @ducminhtran4136
      @ducminhtran4136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FightingGameEnjoyer chả ai nói Tiếng Việt ở đây đâu

  • @css1077
    @css1077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    America :Sends its soldiers to Vietnam
    Vietnam: Send the rice farmers
    The rice farmers: Welcome to the rice fields

    • @just_tyr273
      @just_tyr273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      1-20 kdr tho

    • @tung7886
      @tung7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Viet nam:mày thua rồi mỹ à
      Chuithe:Ditmemay

    • @lightdragon3597
      @lightdragon3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tung7886 Chịu luôn

    • @rixsi6664
      @rixsi6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MUDAFAKA

    • @onoken4531
      @onoken4531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MADAFOCKERS

  • @privatedino3239
    @privatedino3239 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "we were winning when I left" I saw that on a patch once

  • @thanhtran-xl1cm
    @thanhtran-xl1cm ปีที่แล้ว +2

    USA: we have an army
    Vietnam: we have rice farmer

  • @hermannfegeleintheantic8692
    @hermannfegeleintheantic8692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    america: I fear no man. but that thing!
    *VIETNAM*
    america: it scares me!

    • @Wm7forthewin
      @Wm7forthewin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @didisadyuwutran3906
      @didisadyuwutran3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hermann fegelein the antic Vietnm: what

    • @norwaythenorwegian6843
      @norwaythenorwegian6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      30 minute's later
      Vietnam: L fear no man but that thing
      USA
      Vietnam: it's scares me

    • @cookieloo
      @cookieloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@norwaythenorwegian6843 I'm from Vietnam and i can tell i speak English better than you.

    • @justtofu3617
      @justtofu3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      :\/

  • @bigmac2240
    @bigmac2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Usa:Im the most powerfull nation!
    Rice farmers with AKs:
    *Let Us InTroDuCe OurSElvEs*

    • @user-qy3vl2rb6n
      @user-qy3vl2rb6n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @spar22
      @spar22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t forget the talking trees

    • @WildCard56591
      @WildCard56591 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a romanian you disapointed your friend -100 friendship with USA

    • @bigmac2240
      @bigmac2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WildCard56591 Sadly ;)

    • @jagerbataillon3847
      @jagerbataillon3847 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OURselves

  • @tuankietbackroom7432
    @tuankietbackroom7432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice:^)

  • @davidpham4463
    @davidpham4463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thank you

  • @cheezewafflz7306
    @cheezewafflz7306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    Reminds me of when someone who is real low in smash somehow manages to kill you

  • @Zekrom249
    @Zekrom249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Tree: Hey!
    USA: Hey!
    Also USA: WHAT?!

    • @dieulinhpn201
      @dieulinhpn201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tree : GET THE F*** OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!!! :)

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lorax: "i am the lorax, i speak for the trees"
      the trees: "thanks but we got this"

    • @marcovillela7438
      @marcovillela7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cageybee7221 i am the lorax and i speak for tree but for some fucken reason they speak vietnamese

    • @anairconditionermother7537
      @anairconditionermother7537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cageybee7221 “the trees can’t be harmed if the Lorax is armed”

    • @issue2505
      @issue2505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It Is kinda funny the fact that some soldiers consumed drugs in that war while they were in the forests

  • @nguyenphuclam2290
    @nguyenphuclam2290 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    USA: How did we lose to some weak farmer?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
    France and UK: really bro?
    lesson learned: never mess with Vietnam even ur military ranking is 1#

  • @ppk8592
    @ppk8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Who would win:
    A Country with heavy artillery and super modern weapons
    Or
    Some lil farmer Bois with chopsticks and AK47s

    • @jclondonl6332
      @jclondonl6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Instructions where unclear GorrillaWarfare.dlc not installed

    • @rhodesianwojak2095
      @rhodesianwojak2095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .

    • @lethanglong6979
      @lethanglong6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just Your Average Goy hey, you guys brings along a bunch of our people whom we called three stripes. Those country-betrayer are living there, so it's not a tie since you guys got more people into your country

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      to kill a communist needs 7 tons of bombs, 55,000 bullets, 8000 liters of herbicides (Agent Orange). While the Viet Cong only needs 2 ak47 tablets to kill an American soldier (a bullet is transferred from north to south in the rain bomb). There are also places that use arrows, knives, hands ...
      Based on the true parameters of the battle! not kidding!

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Based on the true parameters of the battle :
      So far, the Vietnam War still holds the record as the war with the highest number of bombs thrown in the history of the world. The total number of bombs that US planes dropped on Vietnam was 7.85 million tons, [32] nearly 3 times the total number of bombs that all countries used during World War II and equivalent to the power of 250 atomic bombs that the US threw at Hiroshima. On average, every Vietnamese person at that time suffered about 250 kg of bombs dropped from American planes. [33] [34]. That's not to mention 7.5 million tons of US ammunition used on the ground (including grenades, mines, explosives, firecrackers) [35] and 45,260 tons (about 75 million liters) of toxic chemicals. learned the US sprayed down

  • @broskei
    @broskei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a central vietnamese, i can confirm this is how the war was by my grandpa

  • @Sandwhxih
    @Sandwhxih ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Vietnam: you can't defeat me with your powerful B52

  • @veronicaregalado2469
    @veronicaregalado2469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    0:06 usa: i use this
    *CONTROL MADE BY CHINA*

    • @hypersp3ce596
      @hypersp3ce596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      veronica regalado
      Made in China not made by China

    • @tao_max2933
      @tao_max2933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ở Việt Nam chúng tôi thường xem đồ dùng của Trung Quốc là đồ có chất lượng tệ .

    • @cuhuyphuckhang3660
      @cuhuyphuckhang3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@tao_max2933 Translation of Táo_ max comment: In Vietnam, we generally see that most of the goods made in China is a bad-quality thing.

    • @sloporay3274
      @sloporay3274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phúc Khang Cù Huy not now. You know most of the Apple products are made in China? Or top quality retailer such as Hugo boss,Calvin Klein and Michael Kors etc.

    • @NhanNguyen-zo3qz
      @NhanNguyen-zo3qz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No China

  • @josephpentony4804
    @josephpentony4804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "Made in China"
    I laughed too hard at that.

    • @davasatria4191
      @davasatria4191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also historically accurate because, you know, the sino-soviet split

    • @nguyenphongvo9092
      @nguyenphongvo9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything made in china sucks:))

    • @Ethan-vj5mt
      @Ethan-vj5mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nguyenphong Vo *iphone*

    • @nyuztov
      @nyuztov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nguyenphongvo9092 the phone you are using right either is made in China, or the meterial is from China

    • @Tabukium
      @Tabukium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nguyenphongvo9092 yeah like the device your using

  • @lienpham379
    @lienpham379 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    VIỆT NAM MUÔN NĂM!!! NGƯỜI VIỆT KO BAO GIỜ BỎ CUỘC ❤❤❤

  • @jayfeather_the_cat_warrior
    @jayfeather_the_cat_warrior ปีที่แล้ว

    I just noticed HOI 4 sounds in your videos)

  • @revolutionaryrabbit7715
    @revolutionaryrabbit7715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    For some reason I find the Vietnam ball incredibly adorable

    • @lolyankovic6952
      @lolyankovic6952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Revolutionary Rabbit yeah that star and hat

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@lolyankovic6952 uhh

    • @openthinker6562
      @openthinker6562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Looks are deceiving...

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lolyankovic6952 you think vietnam is cute but some reason he has an AK-47

    • @huma139
      @huma139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aw thanks

  • @lungao3832
    @lungao3832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    USA:Im the most powerful country in the world
    Some of Vietnamese farmer:Hold my bowl of rice

    • @revolutionkiroi2779
      @revolutionkiroi2779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lu Ngáo được =)j

    • @Steve1766
      @Steve1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my ricer spoiler

    • @shamare_silver
      @shamare_silver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mày được lắm

    • @wanamawan6249
      @wanamawan6249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People lack knowledge of the Vietnam war, using it as an example of how the u.s "lost" but I'd say the the north vietnamese won against the south.

    • @libertyprime9477
      @libertyprime9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      tommy Hoang actually nam lost, US only lost politically, but Vietnam suffered major casualties 1 millon to 50,000, if us kept going they could’ve won

  • @MEXANIKKA93
    @MEXANIKKA93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That ak47 part is just hilarious but nice.

  • @billyisnooby
    @billyisnooby ปีที่แล้ว +5

    VIETNAM UNSTOPABLE🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳
    VIETNAM GANG
    👇

    • @Saad_dine
      @Saad_dine ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me🇱🇧❤🇻🇳

    • @get4l1fe55
      @get4l1fe55 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where tree language

  • @thg8997
    @thg8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    my uncle, an American soldier who has fight in Vietnam : I fear no one
    me: (show him a picture of a tree)
    my uncle: (confused screaming)

    • @ghostievee8134
      @ghostievee8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You combined 2 memes in one.

    • @AnhHoang-mm7sz
      @AnhHoang-mm7sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is dark af and i love it

    • @ctto6843
      @ctto6843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Viet Cong :)

    • @bloopzia
      @bloopzia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Prefection*

    • @sarahtucker3151
      @sarahtucker3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1.1 million North Vietnamese were killed as opposed to our 60000 believe me the only reason the Communist won was because of our politicians

  • @minaarcturus1508
    @minaarcturus1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    America: **dies**
    USSR: **comes and gives Vietnam cup**
    **Russian/Soviet anthem is playing**
    The best part😆👌
    P.S. There was an argument, about which anthem is this. Soviet or Russian...
    So, I answer all of you:
    On that moment 1:03 there are words:
    "Славься, Отечество"
    And this words are BOTH in Russian and in Soviet anthems, so it is hard to know, which exactly this is.
    I'm from Russia and I know and can sing both of them.
    Befor saying something, I advice all of you to check the lyrics, and only then comment...

    • @m.albani4982
      @m.albani4982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Actually is Soviet Union Anthem

    • @minaarcturus1508
      @minaarcturus1508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There are words:
      Славься, Отечество
      Which are both in Russian and in Soviet anthem, so it's hard to tell, where this comes from 🤔

    • @Noname-fv9dj
      @Noname-fv9dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mina Arcturus

    • @scroobboi2254
      @scroobboi2254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *procedes to fuck vietnam*

    • @kristijanveljaca1687
      @kristijanveljaca1687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Revolution1406 Some of the words in the anthems are the same (trust me I can sing both anthems)

  • @O.F.S.R
    @O.F.S.R 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    GOOOOOD MORNIN VIETNAM, hey this is not a test THIS IS ROCKNROLL! TIME TO ROCK IT FROM THE DELTA TO THE DMZ

  • @kingzyjhiepelongco3593
    @kingzyjhiepelongco3593 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:11 Girl: [RAGE QUITS]
    the vietnam is hard as impenetratable bedrock

  • @vitco9414
    @vitco9414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Thanos : I am Inevitable
    Some rice farmers : Really?

    • @d4rseyyy
      @d4rseyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      V i ệ t N a m v ô đ ị c h

    • @thithuhanguyen2371
      @thithuhanguyen2371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Viêt nam vô địt

    • @sassosasso505
      @sassosasso505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      some rice farmers: SURPRISE

    • @rechedel4
      @rechedel4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the rice farmers: hold my rice

    • @noname-kr9zt
      @noname-kr9zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sao ko nói tiếng việt đi nói tiếng anh làm cái *** gì

  • @KingDerpy13
    @KingDerpy13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    America: *bombs the shit out of Vietnam*
    America: *uses Agent Orange on Vietnam*
    America: *uses Flamethrowers in Vietnam*
    America: *uses actual military tactics in Vietnam*
    Vietnam: Huh? What was that?

    • @yelraugah33425
      @yelraugah33425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Underrated

    • @mintaroum.9096
      @mintaroum.9096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Vietnam, hold a bamboo log: *bonk*

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Sarim Ahmed Got reference

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “Huh, what was that?”
      That was 5-8 million killed....

    • @chancesoethout684
      @chancesoethout684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy fucking shit don’t search up agent orange.

  • @VuzV69
    @VuzV69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Britain:are ya winning son?
    Usa:no someone is hax

  • @duongnguyentathong1807
    @duongnguyentathong1807 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    As a Vietnamese human, I’m proud of my country

  • @nocommentarychannel3652
    @nocommentarychannel3652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    Vietnam wins
    Soviet union: WE are so proud of you our child!

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I Mean, The USSR Gave Them Weapons And Stuff

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @mohammedpilote669 haddad Wat Is AK-41?

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ak-74 were given

    • @avempestad2
      @avempestad2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sanyalox01 And AK-47s and Stolen STG44 from WWII

    • @lokegerhardsson8979
      @lokegerhardsson8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sweden: nice One Vietnam Good job.

  • @haririii
    @haririii ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I go for a walk to the jungle of Vietnam:

  • @ChinTrang-vk1rd
    @ChinTrang-vk1rd 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    cảm ơn anh bạn

  • @AryaWibu
    @AryaWibu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    How to win a war....
    Become a farmer and have guns.

    • @georgelyddane8283
      @georgelyddane8283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The Trumpet Boy apparently, because it worked against the U.S., USSR, and UK. Three of the most powerful nations lmao

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@georgelyddane8283 the U.S should have know never to fight farmers with gun they did it before

    • @user-rg3ek2ni9c
      @user-rg3ek2ni9c 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @DIO from a random universe are you stupif? The Vietnamese won against all foreign powers invaded their motherland from ~2,800 BC to now, you should open a textbook.

    • @diooverheaven4317
      @diooverheaven4317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-rg3ek2ni9c what? all i said was the american win a war with some team of farmer with gun and joking about the same thing happen with vietnam

    • @thenasiudk1337
      @thenasiudk1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And know basic guerilla tactics

  • @arinthorn9842
    @arinthorn9842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Rice > Burger
    Straw hat > M1 Helmet
    AKM > M16A1
    Rice Farmer > Military :)

  • @ChicagoBlackhawksfan
    @ChicagoBlackhawksfan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vietnam is the one nation that can survive Thanos snapping and getting out of a Rickroll

  • @Ricefieldsneaky
    @Ricefieldsneaky ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The bush: “You shouldn’t have done that”
    The bush: “Reloading a Gun”
    The Americans soilder: “Uh oh”

  • @justnate4999
    @justnate4999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    USA: My weapons are the best
    (Use em on Vietnam)
    0 damage

    • @thile6742
      @thile6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just Nate no joke but 1M people died

    • @blinthepannkek6173
      @blinthepannkek6173 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      **NORTH VIETNAMESE FARMER RAMPAGE INTENSIFIES**

    • @-_-JJ
      @-_-JJ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thile6742 Yes, and 2 million vietnamese civilians were killed by american bombers just throwing napalm bombs over civilian villages and US Marines burning down villages with flamethrowers just because they felt like it. Even then you still manage to loose.

    • @thile6742
      @thile6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Wild Goosealine 2 millions vietnamese was died include South Vietnamese by starvation, got affect from battle from two sides and also cities of the south got attacked many time when everyone was doing their normal life don't know nothing, the US burn down some village shouldn't be listed near bomding because the amount of people who died from the village burn down by the US are less than the people who died from Tet offensive and Saigon fall down, burning villages is just a really small shit to plus them into that 2 millions, they can't manage to win because the goverment of the south cheated the election and don't know how to fight even with supplies, the Un just help the US protect the south and have no plan with getting into the north except finding a better way for reunited, because of people protesting from the US itseft so the US left years before sai gon fall down

    • @oscartobaroatmeal6734
      @oscartobaroatmeal6734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vietnam uses tunnel*
      No effect*
      USA: RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Asto69
    @Asto69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Son: Dad! The bush and the grasses are speaking something
    American soilder: No son, it's Vietcong

    • @davidrr960
      @davidrr960 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      usa: ima bring military to attac
      viet: oh no they too much
      vietcong: oh wait AMBUSH

    • @TheeArson
      @TheeArson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vietnam just upgraded its soldiers to bullet proof

  • @notificationsettings2376
    @notificationsettings2376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There was a saying "Even though we can't defeat them in Technologies, but we will defeat them through Tactics and Strategies" -Philippines General, Antonio Luna

    • @royasturias1784
      @royasturias1784 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Luna
      "Walanghiyang Igorot na 'yan!"