I hope that Luke and Leia will find out that Ezra is their adopted older brother when Anakin told them. So they will said: "WE HAVE A BROTHER?! THAT'S WONDERFUL! WE MUST TELL EVERYONE! WE HAVE A BROTHER, REBELLION! WE HAVE A BROTHER, HAN! Now where he is?" Anakin's ghost told them: "He's on Naboo with Qi'ra, your friend's formerly girlfriend, the Clone Force 99 and Ahsoka" "Really?!" Said Sabine and Rex surprised "Are they ok?" Asked Hera, Zeb and Chopper surprised "I senses them" said Jacen
@@redshirtveteran5688 I think best solution would be making exhaust line that not going straight and having trap locations to hold off someting that might damage core? That sounds like best solution. (also I dont give an F air that machine pushing out should kick off ENTIRE STAR SHIPS if they attempted to enter even oblitirate them by sheer power of heat coming from there... tiny explosive has no hope... not even with space wizards :D)
I like your profile pic. I like that it has paul Walker from fast and furious. The picture is a picture of him from the movie fast and furious. Sadly he died
2:24 *Vader:* "I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!?!" Me: *Laughing, clutching chest* "Well... I mean, yeah! You didn't sense that on the last Death Star while torturing her for the Rebel Base Location??"
@@AnDrei-nf5jb I think that Alysa means is.. How he felt so quickly that Luke was his son, but not Leia being his daugther? Specially since she was in his ship for a while.
@@claudiarey699 Palpatine is the one that actually told Vader that Luke is his son and up until then only was hunting him down to turn him into the dark side to get revenge on the Palpatine
Claudia Reyes silva (ignoring the wacky stuff in the sequels) Leia wasn’t as connected to the force. Besides Anakin becoming Vader the sith almost definitely meant cutting down on his own familial emotional connections, but he can still read Luke and sense his brotherly love for Leia.
Jason Pan Leia is connect by the force. The whole skywalker family tree is really strong with the force . Yoda in Epidode 5 even tells obi wan that leia is force sensitive.
Palpatine designing ep 9 star destroyers Palpatine: Are there any holes that go into the ships? Because I don't want a lucky torpedo to go in or for an entire ship to fly in and blow it up. Officer: No sir, no holes this time. Palpatine: Excellent: Officer: This time there is a massive lightly armored, unsheilded, highly explosive cannon that can be destroyed by a single shot from an A Wing. In fact we even decided to remove most naviagtion systems for plot convienence.
I feel it would have been a fine weakness if they were only vulnerable when charging a shot. Like, the cannons were so packed with energy that shooting it at that point would cause a massive explosion. Them being a massive, constant weakpoint is equivocal to opening all the flash doors on a British Battlecruiser's main turrets...oh wait, Jutland.
4:16 "You know, I feel like I'm gonna _really regret_ being _blind,_ this whole time. I _bet_ I'm missing out on some _pretty memorable sights."_ Boy, howdy.
"Leia you're my sister" "I know... somehow I've always known" "wait... even when you kissed me?" "yeah I'm from Alderaan... it's kind of the Alabama of the Galaxy"
Totally "She...lost the will to live...?" Said Sidious "YOU LIED TO ME ILL KILL YOU!!!" Exclaimed Vader "But in my point of view the jedi are evil" He said "Please Anakin, change back." Asked Obiwan "Ok fine..." Said Anakin "Now this is pod racing!" "Oh please dont!" Obiwan said.
2:54 "Hey you told me I killed Padme in my anger, you lied to me, I'm gonna kill you!" This is literally what I've been saying Vader should have done in The Empire Strikes back....
You know while I figured out it meant the force choke and not Darth Vader being on the dark side. He's still responsible and maybe could've guessed palpatine meant being on the dark side killed Padme.
Competitorcycle oooohohooooo that one should be good it's probably going to be another super funny video of how Star Wars should have ended I love these
Deign 2002 That was kinda the point Syafeeq Said was trying to make. Usually, the main characters are the ones who don't die on the battlefield. But, that wasn't the case with the Rogue One crew since they all died in the process of transmitting the Death Star plans.
+Kerimcan ak But Vader was probably watching his grandson being made and then watching him being born. Ok that's just creepy. See this is why you don't put ghosts in your movie, because then we have to worry about ghost Peeping Toms being everywhere.
Ghost Anakin: What are you doing son? Luke: Nothing just training. Ghost anakin: oh good. Luke: My sister also has a son Ben Solo. Ghost Anakin: oh go..wait. I AM GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER??!!! I MUST TELL EVERYONE. Hey ghost obi wan HEY Ghost Yoda IM GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER Others: .....
+Lu Jing Xuan Jacqueline Obi Wan: *(sarcastically)* Oh brilliant.... Yoda: *(looks at Luke)* See what you've done, have you? Be like this for days he will.
+David Lalonde he actually said when he shot the sarllac that he saw a lot better, that was in a pretty short period of time and since it took them probably a while to get out of the desert to their ships he must have seen her in her bikini
@@memecliparchives2254 Oh I assumed what the emperor meant was that by "anger" he meant "dark side" and Vader being on the dark side drove Padme to death.
Vader: Hey wait a second, you said that I killed padme in my anger. Palpatine: uhhhhhhh yes Vader: well how was she able to deliver two kids? That doesn't add up. Palpatine: she..........lost the will to live? Vader: YOU LIED TO ME!!!!! I'll KILL YOU GET OVER HERE!!!!
0:50 To be fair, the Death Star was still under construction, so the Empire took some measures this time to build the shield around it, so no spaceships could enter the field and the incomplete openings... Too bad they failed to protect the shield generator...
And they didn't fail to protect it, they laid a careful trap and Emperor sent "elite" units to guard the shield generator. Too bad Ewoks turned out to be OP. I hate them !
we still don't know what the darth plaguieis is and what it does george lucas didn't say anything about it because it was too sad we know for sure the dark plaguieis did killl padme george lucas confirmed it
@@Sam-nm4fr He means Han solo and luke. Han solo was killed by Kylo ren (Ben) and Luke died in episode 8 after losing his energy appearing as himself when he was distracting kylo ren.
Well, Harrison Ford did beg JJ to kill off Han simply because he's s sick if playing the character. I would imagine Mark Hamill to think in a totally different direction.
+Dom Walter Both Robot Chicken and HISHE make Vader say that because Anakin and his friends say it on Tatooine in Episode I. That is where that particular joke comes from.
Articuno Forever You may have liked the prequels, but is my statement untrue? He never smiled, he never laughed, and other than when he was killed, he spoke in an emotionless monotone the entire time. Of all the memorable roles that SLJ is famous for I doubt that his role in the prequels is anywhere near the top of the list.
Really? What about his character that was so cool? Was it just the fact that he was SLJ? What did his character in the prequels do that was comparable to any of his other memorable characters?
"WHY ARE WE SO BAD AT SHOOTING THINGS!?!" *pathetic sobs* "I DON'T KNOW!!" *more pathetic sobs* " WE'RE EVEN WEARING ARMOR AND THESE EWOKS ARE STILL KILLING US!!" *even more pathetic sobs*
Darth Vader: Turns into younger annoying kid self Dead yoda: Please kill me again.... I see now that it’s obi-wan but I’m not changing it it’s still funny lol
Oh, please, Skywalker. You were maimed, had all your limbs severed, burned by a river of molten lava, left for dead, lost your wife, your friends, your droid, became the slave of a psychopath, was beaten by your own son, and THEN suffocated to death as your breathing apparatus was destroyed by an 86 year old man. You don't just hate me, you hate everyone!
Anakin Skywalker And I quote... Obi-Wan: "...Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" Anakin: "I hate you!" And that's so cute! You refer to him as Papa!
Dean Krugel I know! this cracked me up! whiny Luke, the whiny rebels, super happy Daddy Darth, even blind Han at the end!! SO FUNNY!!! I'm glad you liked it too!
metal134 By far, this maybe one of the funniest Star Wars things I've ever seen! (Now I have to watch it again, just thinkin' about it makes me smile and if I watch it I know I'll laugh! So thanks for the comment & the Smile =) !) May the Force be with you!
nathan hosea Random rebel: Except for the A-team over there. Cassian: Well what are we? Some...suicide squad? Jyn: I think the word you're looking for is B-team
This is how it should have ended: *Emperor start killing Luke* Luke - Father, help me!! *Darth Vader force push and kills Emperor* Darth Vader - Lets go home son!! I want to meet my daughter and tell everyone that i have a daughter!
Actually, I contend that it is because the ironsights are off for their guns. Because like all things in star wars, they are made in china, har har har.
ACtually, the guns or produced by a subcontractor secretly owned by the Rebels. So when in combat they don't shoot very accurately. OR. The Jedi tampered with the clone so when under the stress of combat, they can't aim right.
I laughed at the part where someone said "...many bothans died..." way more than I should have. I guess because in the original movie it felt so out of place.
Realy? In the German one it was not weird. It seemed like she was talking about something that everyone in the Universe knows about (the Bothans, not that many of them suffered death) and she wanted to honor them. There are many other such "allusions" to events, things or races (even the Clone Wars). That's one of the greates qualities of the movie.
Now that has to be, hands down, the best thing I've seen since the actual Return of The Jedi. One could imagine how the whole movie would look done this way. All the films, Maybe you can make The Last Jedi watchable. LOL . Great Work.
"We're wearing armor and these Ewoks are still killing us!" "I have a daughter, too? This is great!" "You see what you did there? Who knows how long he'll be like that?" "You killed us as kids!" "Awkward, this is." Omg so many funny lines XD
I love that Vaders excitement over his children is a running gag through the HISHE Star Wars universe.
Not just Star Wars HISHE.
Just hishe in general he appeared in guardians of the galaxy 2 and x men hishe (forgot which hishe)
I hope that Luke and Leia will find out that Ezra is their adopted older brother when Anakin told them. So they will said: "WE HAVE A BROTHER?! THAT'S WONDERFUL! WE MUST TELL EVERYONE! WE HAVE A BROTHER, REBELLION! WE HAVE A BROTHER, HAN! Now where he is?" Anakin's ghost told them: "He's on Naboo with Qi'ra, your friend's formerly girlfriend, the Clone Force 99 and Ahsoka" "Really?!" Said Sabine and Rex surprised "Are they ok?" Asked Hera, Zeb and Chopper surprised "I senses them" said Jacen
@@beatricesanfilippo6925 I have no idea where this weird fan fiction came from, but it’s cool that your a creative guy
Even Magneto did it in How X-Men: Apocalypse Should Have Ended. Even did that with Darth Vader
" you killed all of us as children"
Yoda: Awkward this is 😂😂
Best line ever
Mallory Thurgood ikr 😂
I love his little giggle afterwards to, lol.
LMAO xD
that woulda been funnier without an extra line
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"...Completely new design"
"Excellent"
"Yes. This time, there is an even larger opening, so large, an entire ship can fit through it!"
"EXCE-WHAT???"
but seriusly what can they expect? I MEAN THERE CANT BE FULLY CLOSED SYSTEM EVER :D ENGINES NEED TO BREATH :D
You saw the video too??
@@makaramuss Cue the Death Star that goes to fire, but blows itself up because the exhaust is trapped.
@@redshirtveteran5688 I think best solution would be making exhaust line that not going straight and having trap locations to hold off someting that might damage core?
That sounds like best solution.
(also I dont give an F air that machine pushing out should kick off ENTIRE STAR SHIPS if they attempted to enter even oblitirate them by sheer power of heat coming from there... tiny explosive has no hope... not even with space wizards :D)
@Melkhiordarkblade THANK YOU! why does nobody ever realize that?!
Storm trooper: “We’re wearing armor and these ewoks are still killing us.”
*sobs*
Anna Lacey lol
Ewoks
Ewoks*
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Manufacturers cut corners. Palpatine took kickbacks.
"This is your fathers lightsaber. He murdered twenty children with it."
OH SHI...
I like your profile pic. I like that it has paul Walker from fast and furious. The picture is a picture of him from the movie fast and furious. Sadly he died
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@@alicaval8453 you must keep it balanced, balance the force we must
I was a monster :’(
"No exhaust ports this time!"
>Death Star II blows up from overheating
Heh
Now I don't need to see Episode 7
+Austin Smith still see it
+Cybermat47 Hahah
lol
"Recommend this."
"But sir, the year!"
"Just do it!"
drichm 2599 Indeed 😂
Same here
Ssaaammmeee
Same here (I’m just here to keep the train rolling)
Dagummit I commented 3 weeks to slow...
2:24
*Vader:* "I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!?!"
Me: *Laughing, clutching chest* "Well... I mean, yeah! You didn't sense that on the last Death Star while torturing her for the Rebel Base Location??"
Pretty sure he was reading Luke's mind
@@AnDrei-nf5jb I think that Alysa means is.. How he felt so quickly that Luke was his son, but not Leia being his daugther? Specially since she was in his ship for a while.
@@claudiarey699 Palpatine is the one that actually told Vader that Luke is his son and up until then only was hunting him down to turn him into the dark side to get revenge on the Palpatine
Claudia Reyes silva (ignoring the wacky stuff in the sequels) Leia wasn’t as connected to the force. Besides Anakin becoming Vader the sith almost definitely meant cutting down on his own familial emotional connections, but he can still read Luke and sense his brotherly love for Leia.
Jason Pan Leia is connect by the force. The whole skywalker family tree is really strong with the force . Yoda in Epidode 5 even tells obi wan that leia is force sensitive.
*It's not a trap, why does everyone thinks it's a trap?*
How do you feel about being dead?
Nooo thats me!
@@Aldemirdemirr a bit late right
Admiral Ackbar HOLDO TOOK YOUR SPOT
It is a trap
“You killed all of us as children.”
“Hm hm. Awkward this is.”
1st reply
Want a cookie
Yeah I know
"This time, I'll kill you all as ghosts"
Palpatine designing ep 9 star destroyers
Palpatine: Are there any holes that go into the ships? Because I don't want a lucky torpedo to go in or for an entire ship to fly in and blow it up.
Officer: No sir, no holes this time.
Palpatine: Excellent:
Officer: This time there is a massive lightly armored, unsheilded, highly explosive cannon that can be destroyed by a single shot from an A Wing. In fact we even decided to remove most naviagtion systems for plot convienence.
Excel- WHAT!?
That’s all true, save the part they actually did have shields, but they couldnt turn them on because of the planet’s atmosphere (aka plot convenience)
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I feel it would have been a fine weakness if they were only vulnerable when charging a shot. Like, the cannons were so packed with energy that shooting it at that point would cause a massive explosion.
Them being a massive, constant weakpoint is equivocal to opening all the flash doors on a British Battlecruiser's main turrets...oh wait, Jutland.
Frostfire it have shield but it have to reach atmospheres to open shield
Palpatine: "I have a granddaughter! This is amazing news! I must tell everyone! Hey Vader, I have a granddaughter!"
K, Jetix's Successor realKy bro
Great now I’ve been spoilt
Gamecrab101 S**t. I’m sorry.
K, Jetix's Successor it’s fine, it’s not like the movie was endgame level of hype
Spoilers
When ackbar came in and said " it's not a trap, why does everyone thinks it's a trap." That made me laugh so much
And the shuttle is a trap!
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Its a trraaapp!!!!!!!!!!
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Same
Palpatine: She uh...lost the will to live?
did anyone else catch that reference?
+Austin Cole The first aid robot said that in Episode III...if that is what you are referring to.
You mean Dr. Ball?
+Austin Cole Nope.
+barbaro267 Yes, that 1
yep
Younglings: "You killed all of us as children."
Yoda: "Awkward this is. Hmmmhmmmmm!"
The hilarity of Star Wars! :D Gotta love it!
Lol! This was great! XD
Lol right !
Holy shit 32 likes
Matthew Ayala And now it is 232.
Now we have 233 dead younglings appearing as Force Ghosts...
4:16 "You know, I feel like I'm gonna _really regret_ being _blind,_ this whole time. I _bet_ I'm missing out on some _pretty memorable sights."_
Boy, howdy.
Fauler Perfektionist sad
Ehhh ...I mean not really since he was already hittin.
@@truesoulghost2777 I know right!
lol
Anikin: "Well at least we're all friends again right?"
*little Jedi appear*
little Jedi: "You killed all of us as children."
Yoda: "awkward this is."
i died
Ana N Poor Anakin XD
SquiddyGirl Why tho he killed a bunch of kids!
hgxnorton he was trying to save Padme
Omg it's like we watched the same video, weird.
"Awkward this is! Mhm hm hm!"
I died after that line.
RIP TheFlawlessGem: Laughed his ass off as well as his head, ears, and legs.
u killed all of us as children
+`2up;&.j N. ;
Happy death
+david Cruz kill kill kill death death death
"Leia you're my sister"
"I know... somehow I've always known"
"wait... even when you kissed me?"
"yeah I'm from Alderaan... it's kind of the Alabama of the Galaxy"
Lol
I love family guy.
i remember she kissed him but can someone remind me when? was it in a new hope?
Michael Gonzalez It was in the empire strikes back. On Hoth.
+Zaphod «Memelord» Beeblebrox Just rewatched Empire. She actually kisses him *twice* there.
I just now realized that Luke’s father appearing on Endor was making fun of how they replaced Anakin’ original actor
Which is why I haven't watched ROTJ since
@@Leo_D_Vinci it wasn't the best star wars film anyway
@@sevenpolar3483 not to me
@@fettstea well, we are all entitled to our opinions no matter how wrong they are
@@sevenpolar3483 yes
"WHAT!! You lied to me GET OVER HEERREE!!!" - Darth Vader
darth vader all of a sudden turns into scorpion from mortal kombat :P
Kdav424 wrong franchise lol
FINISH HIM!!!
“AAAAAAAAAHHH!”
Kdav424 I think you mean Scorpian PRETENDING to be Darth Vader lol
'You killed all of us as children' -Lost my shit xD
+Notster07 "this is awkward" - lol
+ad87 *awkward this is*
Lol
Omg me to
Totally "She...lost the will to live...?" Said Sidious "YOU LIED TO ME ILL KILL YOU!!!" Exclaimed Vader
"But in my point of view the jedi are evil" He said "Please Anakin, change back." Asked Obiwan "Ok fine..." Said Anakin "Now this is pod racing!" "Oh please dont!" Obiwan said.
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now
She is burning in her grave
The Caveman Dolusioch oh common
Ant Bricks because Jedi incinerate their remains.
Exce-What?!
so only those with midichlorians get to the next level after death? huh...hmm....seems a bit rigged
2:54 "Hey you told me I killed Padme in my anger, you lied to me, I'm gonna kill you!"
This is literally what I've been saying Vader should have done in The Empire Strikes back....
He planned to but he needed Luke to help him defeat Palpatine.
You know while I figured out it meant the force choke and not Darth Vader being on the dark side. He's still responsible and maybe could've guessed palpatine meant being on the dark side killed Padme.
"Is here any Padmé? No? Only jedi? Ok. Well, at least we all are friends"
"You killed all of us as a children"
"Awkward this is. hehehehhehe"
“Except for A team over there” ikr lmao
I mean, he’s not wrong
Exactly well we have a new a team and Han,Leia and Luke died
That ending was genius hahaha "now this is podcacing"
Yoda : " DON'T PLEASE DON'T"
obi Wan : "kill me again "
hahahaha
pod RACING
Ayse Chryst .
Ayse Chryst
Please
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I feel like I'm gonna really regret being blind this all time"
You will, Han. You will.
Can't wait for
How Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Should Have Ended
Competitorcycle oooohohooooo that one should be good it's probably going to be another super funny video of how Star Wars should have ended I love these
Danielle Caban yeah! Can't wait!
Competitorcycle
Yeah, WHERE EVERYONE DIDN'T DIE
Glenn. TWD well they kind of had to do that because none of them show up in "a new hope" so it wouldn't have made sense
1:40 tell that to the Rogue One squad
Syafeeq Said - ikr lol
But they all died lol
Syafeeq Said
I was thinking the same thing...
Deign 2002
That was kinda the point Syafeeq Said was trying to make. Usually, the main characters are the ones who don't die on the battlefield. But, that wasn't the case with the Rogue One crew since they all died in the process of transmitting the Death Star plans.
Oh yeah lol
Here's how Vader would react if he saw the new movie.
Vader: Wait, Kylo Ren is my daughter's son? I'm a grandfather?! I'M A GRANDFATHER!!!!
+Kerimcan ak But Vader was probably watching his grandson being made and then watching him being born. Ok that's just creepy. See this is why you don't put ghosts in your movie, because then we have to worry about ghost Peeping Toms being everywhere.
Ghost Anakin: What are you doing son?
Luke: Nothing just training.
Ghost anakin: oh good.
Luke: My sister also has a son Ben Solo.
Ghost Anakin: oh go..wait. I AM GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER??!!! I MUST TELL EVERYONE. Hey ghost obi wan HEY Ghost Yoda IM GOING TO BE A GRANDFATHER
Others: .....
+Lu Jing Xuan Jacqueline
Obi Wan: *(sarcastically)* Oh brilliant....
Yoda: *(looks at Luke)* See what you've done, have you? Be like this for days he will.
+Marcus Marcus watch "how the force awakens should have ended" it does happen
+Marcus Marcus have you seen the new one for TFA, they actually do that
Me: **casually scrolling through my feed**
TH-cam: "SUGGEST THIS EVEN THOUGH IT IS FROM 7 YEARS AGO!!!"
Damm True.
Same lol
I wouldn't consider a star wars related video an error in youtubes algorithm since a new movie just came out
It's possibru
Damn same
Never though of it before but Han is the only one who DIDNT see his girlfriend in her golden bikini suit... EU not included
I was think that 2
+David Lalonde he got to see her naked later anyways
+Definitely Not Michael what which episode did you see this
Vincent Gabriel Escanilla They have a kid later... Its easily implied they won't actually show it on a kids show.
+David Lalonde he actually said when he shot the sarllac that he saw a lot better, that was in a pretty short period of time and since it took them probably a while to get out of the desert to their ships he must have seen her in her bikini
LMAOO THE ENDING
How does a verified guy only have 3 likes
Oliver Revillo I commented this 2 years ago when I wasn’t verified ..
The original ending featured Anakin's force ghost in his current self but Lucas changed it to his younger self
which ending? the younglings? bikini leia? or boba fet in sarlacc?
Hi ghosts
1:36 - 1:48 Sums up Rogue One pretty nicely.
aquartertwo Except for the Bothans.
Yeah, who exactly were "the Bothans" in Rogue One??
Pretty much every protagonist in that movie. The Ersos, the monk, the droid...
NameCallingIsWeak ya all know Bothans died WAAAAY after rogue one right?
aquartertwo Bothans were right before episode 6 not Rogue One
Palpatine: She, uh...lost the will to live?
*Vader, angrier than the Hulk at this point:* 2:55
But why does Vader act like it's impossible that he killed Padme in his anger after she delivered two children?
@@4Corry He assumed that he killed her when he forced choked her in Mustafa when Obi Wan come out to confront him.
@@memecliparchives2254 Oh I assumed what the emperor meant was that by "anger" he meant "dark side" and Vader being on the dark side drove Padme to death.
@@4Corry no Padme was alive it was Papaltine who used force secretly kill her it's my theory
@@4Corry because he assumed he killed Padme in Mustafa and it looked that she was still carrying kids at that point
Yes Han, indeed
LOL
Vader: Hey wait a second, you said that I killed padme in my anger.
Palpatine: uhhhhhhh yes
Vader: well how was she able to deliver two kids? That doesn't add up.
Palpatine: she..........lost the will to live?
Vader: YOU LIED TO ME!!!!! I'll KILL YOU GET OVER HERE!!!!
😆😆😆😆😆😆
2:41
Story of Ewoks: Chuck Norris went to Build a Bear, and made a super army.
Yep
kristopher barker whip
kristopher barker yup
MT Agony
IKR
Anakin shifting through all his phases was the funniest thing to me in this episode 😂
3:07 I'm not sure why, but happy waving Amputee Force Ghost Anakin makes me so happy every damn time I watch this 😁
"Sounds like a trap to me."
"IT'S NOT A TRAP!"
😆😆😆😆😆
Kid: “You killed all of us as children”
Yoda: “Awkward this is... *MMMmmHhhHhhmmmmMm*
Nightwing bunny's is better
How do I use the force?
Roses are red
Violet are blue
Master Skywalker, there to many of them
What should we do
@@kiran-gs2sr Focus.
@@futbol5554 wow I just killed my cat, by accident
0:50 To be fair, the Death Star was still under construction, so the Empire took some measures this time to build the shield around it, so no spaceships could enter the field and the incomplete openings... Too bad they failed to protect the shield generator...
They failed on purpose to lure the Rebels, hence the phrase, "It's a trap!"
And they didn't fail to protect it, they laid a careful trap and Emperor sent "elite" units to guard the shield generator. Too bad Ewoks turned out to be OP. I hate them !
Who doesn't put the shield generator /IN/ the shield?!
Anyone else just wanna go hug Vader?? I mean come on, he's just so happy and adorable❤❤
Lol yes
we still don't know what the darth plaguieis is and what it does george lucas didn't say anything about it because it was too sad we know for sure the dark plaguieis did killl padme george lucas confirmed it
+One tree hill privacy room Onetreehillfan Um, yeah that's not what happened...
Why are you talking about darth plaguis
+William Cooper you really need to watch revenage of the sith over again george lucas confirmed all of this in the movie films
To be fair, the Death Star this time was still being built.
You are not prepared!!!
THANK YOU! Why does nobody ever realize that!?
Yah but why not start from the inside and build out so that this didn’t happen
I know I’m 2 years late
@@MonkeyMan-nl2us well they need to get different rooms done first to have a functioning battle station. Like the throne room or hangars for supplies
But just putting one room in the hole to the core would stop anything from happening
The Emperor makes me laugh the whole time 😂😂😂
2012: no
2013: no
2014: no
2015: no
2016: no
2017: no
2018: no
2019: no
2020: Video in recommendations
Your not the only one
Ok
I remember these comments
Vader: That was pretty wizard, wasn t it son?
Luke: What...?
Vader: (jumps and slides on knees) I M BRINGING IT BACK!!
(somebody get this reference)
yay rc
Robot chicken really?
+Bio Raidos Uh I think I passed out or something, AH HOLY SHIT SOMEONES BURNING ME ALIVE
Leia: Do you hear something?
Luke: probably Just the wind
I got its from robot chicken right ?
How come no body says wizard anymore?
2:57
GET OVER HERE!
If only he had a spiked chain. XD.
It's a kunai!
It's SPEAR!
It's a rope dart!
its my bbc
+Joel Reyes kunai
No one dies except for the A team... Oh Rebel troop. you have no idea.
Gustavo Villegas lol
Gustavo Villegas Their rebels died with them too
What do you mean
@@Sam-nm4fr He means Han solo and luke. Han solo was killed by Kylo ren (Ben) and Luke died in episode 8 after losing his energy appearing as himself when he was distracting kylo ren.
Well, Harrison Ford did beg JJ to kill off Han simply because he's s sick if playing the character. I would imagine Mark Hamill to think in a totally different direction.
2:43 well to be fair, the emperor coulda said she had a c-section immediately after death
True, it's possible to have children after being killed, if help arrives in time. Guess he was too startled to think of that.
@@jakepullman4914 Vader thought he killed padme while he force choked her, there wouldnt enough time to save the children if that were the case
"That's pretty wizard"?! What, you've been watching Robot Chicken?!?
Yes! I noticed that too!!!
+Dom Walter Both Robot Chicken and HISHE make Vader say that because Anakin and his friends say it on Tatooine in Episode I. That is where that particular joke comes from.
I was wondering when I'd ever get to see the ghost of Samuel L. Jackson.
Articuno Forever Unfortunately he had more life and charisma in this parody then he did in the prequels.
John Williams That would be funny if I didn't like the prequels.
IF.
Articuno Forever You may have liked the prequels, but is my statement untrue? He never smiled, he never laughed, and other than when he was killed, he spoke in an emotionless monotone the entire time. Of all the memorable roles that SLJ is famous for I doubt that his role in the prequels is anywhere near the top of the list.
John Williams He was still cool.
Really? What about his character that was so cool? Was it just the fact that he was SLJ? What did his character in the prequels do that was comparable to any of his other memorable characters?
"WHY ARE WE SO BAD AT SHOOTING THINGS!?!" *pathetic sobs* "I DON'T KNOW!!" *more pathetic sobs* " WE'RE EVEN WEARING ARMOR AND THESE EWOKS ARE STILL KILLING US!!" *even more pathetic sobs*
Thanks i could barley understand them
At least the troopers are aware
I actually pity these two troopers. The enemy's plot armor is too strong.
Well, stormtrooper armor is meant to protect against environmental hazards more than anything but... yeah.
Darth Vader:
Turns into younger annoying kid self
Dead yoda:
Please kill me again....
I see now that it’s obi-wan but I’m not changing it it’s still funny lol
Yoda did not say that, It was obi wan who said that
Mudsville1 oh I see now
yoda died himself because of age
random_kid
Same with Obi-Wan technically because he became one with the force before Vader could kill him
@@overheat97 Vader killed him,he just timed it that well
Lol I love the thing where Darth Vader got mad and then killed the emperor like "come here I will kill you"
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"She lost the will to live."
She obviously felt the same way as the prequel audience.
I really liked the 3rd one. the 2nd one makes me want to die though.
Oh, please, Skywalker.
You were maimed, had all your limbs severed, burned by a river of molten lava, left for dead, lost your wife, your friends, your droid, became the slave of a psychopath, was beaten by your own son, and THEN suffocated to death as your breathing apparatus was destroyed by an 86 year old man.
You don't just hate me, you hate everyone!
Anakin Skywalker And I quote...
Obi-Wan: "...Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
Anakin: "I hate you!"
And that's so cute! You refer to him as Papa!
the original trilogy is overrated anyway
very mad guy
Well but its way better than the Annoying-Anakin-Trilogy
Don't worry Han....you'll see a little more than Leia in a bikini once your vision clears up.
DreTheBeast That's why Kylo Ren was born hehe
@@thepoet9253 Jacen and Jaina, do not bring that disney heresy here.
*Younglings appear* "You killed all of us as children!".
Yoda: "Awkward, this is."
I died 😂
4:02
"It's not a trap!" lol!
"I have a daughter!?!" LOL! This is funny!
Oh my soul, that was funny
Dean Krugel I know! this cracked me up! whiny Luke, the whiny rebels, super happy Daddy Darth, even blind Han at the end!! SO FUNNY!!! I'm glad you liked it too!
Thanks, haven't laughed like that about star wars in a long time
Moni G I almost died at the "It's not a trap!" part.
metal134 By far, this maybe one of the funniest Star Wars things I've ever seen! (Now I have to watch it again, just thinkin' about it makes me smile and if I watch it I know I'll laugh! So thanks for the comment & the Smile =) !)
May the Force be with you!
spoilers for Rogue one
1:13-1:31 and 1:41-1:48 These two feel weird after seeing Rogue One lol
Same with 0:47
wow
KaloTube The entire Rogue One team was killed
nathan hosea
Random rebel: Except for the A-team over there.
Cassian: Well what are we? Some...suicide squad?
Jyn: I think the word you're looking for is B-team
KaloTube a
2:11 I love how the unarmored Ewok survived the explosion when the heavily armoured-plated stormed troopers died 😂
I still love how Vader sounds like Scorpion when he yells “Get over here!”
I was looking for this😂
Darth Vader: I have a daughter too!?!?! I HAVE A DAUGHTER!!!!! Me: Not again!
*Best. Line. This. Entire. Vid!!* 🤣
Rip Carrie Fisher 🌹
So Sad...
Jacob Desjardins 😭😭😭😭😰
So sad 😱😭😭😭😰😰
Too young, a picture of why drugs are to be avoided, as is worry, which will also kill a person.
"you lied to me! i'll kill you! get over here!" LOL, that's how it really should've ended...
That part kills me
Kids: You killed all of us as children.
Darth Vader: 🤷♂️
2:55 "U LIED 2 ME, I'LL KEEL YOU!!"
Come here you little -noooooo
You're just a li'l chicken: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEEP!
*ITS NOT A TRAP!*
*WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IT'S A TRAP?*
+Low Gunfire ITS NOT A TRAP!
*Many Bothans died to bring us this information.*
*No offense, lady. But all we Rebels ever do is die to accomplish things.*
+Low Gunfire What the hell is a Bothan?!
This is how it should have ended:
*Emperor start killing Luke*
Luke - Father, help me!!
*Darth Vader force push and kills Emperor*
Darth Vader - Lets go home son!! I want to meet my daughter and tell everyone that i have a daughter!
and gets sentenced to death for all the war crimes.
AndHelloAgain nah he would just kill the people executing him
He should have force-pulled Luke's lightsaber and sliced the Emperor in half.
WOW
That is much better.
Obi wan- Are you going to tell them that emperor survived?
Yoda- No, I don't think I would.
actually he did not survived. He was cloned by sith
@Lionard Kirsch it tells. I watched it in russian translation, and heard exactly, Palpatine's rebirth explained by "Siths cloning technologies"
Lionard Kirsch true
Lionard Kirsch its true the emperor was a clone watch star wars theory
Lionard Kirsch i like it it does that anakin is still the chosen one
"He-hey! Look, who finally kicked the bucket!" :D Sam Jacksons characters are killing me in these clips XD
3:48 Ahsoka will be here when she passes away, Anakin.
I love the part when Darth Vader said "You lied to me! I'll kill you! Get over here! ".
I said this to myself in the voice of Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
“Ugh, kill me again” had me in tears 😂
"It sounds like a trap to me..."
"IT'S NOT TRAP! Why does everyone think it's a trap. Not a trap"
""IT'S NOT TRAP! Why does everyone think it's a trap. Not a trap"" It was a LOL moment, for sure. Great video.
"Look what you did. Who knows how long he'll be running around like that?"
She lost the will to live?
Wait! Aaaaaaah
I died when the kid said you killed us all 😂😂😂then yoda said awkward it is
When you watch the blooper video to this before watching this:
"Are there any exhaust *plorts* that lead to the main reactor?"
"I bet I'm missing some pretty memorable sights" damn right
1:41 The summary to the ending to Rogue One.
Jeez, dude put some spoilers!!!
just kidding I saw the film XD
Yes
Fun fact. The reason storm troopers aim is so bad is because the visors in their helmets obscure their view.
Actually, I contend that it is because the ironsights are off for their guns. Because like all things in star wars, they are made in china, har har har.
xD da fuq?
ACtually, the guns or produced by a subcontractor secretly owned by the Rebels. So when in combat they don't shoot very accurately.
OR.
The Jedi tampered with the clone so when under the stress of combat, they can't aim right.
Jack Gray no they want the revels to win
Jack Gray how is it “fun”
**19 children shows up**
Yoda: “There is another”
That Yoda line at the end killed me.
Awkward, this is.
One of the best lines it is
I laughed at the part where someone said "...many bothans died..." way more than I should have. I guess because in the original movie it felt so out of place.
Realy? In the German one it was not weird. It seemed like she was talking about something that everyone in the Universe knows about (the Bothans, not that many of them suffered death) and she wanted to honor them. There are many other such "allusions" to events, things or races (even the Clone Wars). That's one of the greates qualities of the movie.
2:35 "Its twins! TWINS!!"
That general Ackbar scene is killed me :D
+Zaheer Admiral*
it's NOT a trap
LOL Anakin is still wearing the wrong outfit in this @ 3:25 He always had a draker colored outfit on. This video makes my point even more. So funny.
I love these - that's all, just love them, they are awesome, mad skills.
Now THATS funny!
Now that has to be, hands down, the best thing I've seen since the actual Return of The Jedi. One could imagine how the whole movie would look done this way. All the films, Maybe you can make The Last Jedi watchable. LOL . Great Work.
Is it just me or does Vader sound almost identical to Scorpion when he says "GET OVER HERE!"?
he definitely does sound like Scorpion
"AND THIS IS PODRACING"
"Kill me again."
I'm dying XD
"We're wearing armor and these Ewoks are still killing us!"
"I have a daughter, too? This is great!"
"You see what you did there? Who knows how long he'll be like that?"
"You killed us as kids!"
"Awkward, this is."
Omg so many funny lines XD
I still can't get over how good these videos are.
Crazy creative.
"I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!" made me fall outta my chair.
Pretty memorable sights
Murray The Wog ;)
"You killed all of us as children"
For years I thought Vader said " I must kill everyone" Only now did I realize he said "I must tell everyone"
Like just killed all the innocent slaves in Jabba’s palace
And Boba Fett