How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
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- How Star Wars The Last Jedi Should Have Ended
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Kylo: Why'd you slice off my hand?
Rey: Isn't that your family tradition?
Kylo: yeah, but that's the right hand. You just sliced off my left! The tradition is ruined!!!
And the second Movie of the Trilog Tradicion
*our* family tradition
Lol
Pretty sure Anakin lost all of his limbs so I don't think it matters which hand is sliced off
Ackbar: "Nobody freak out, we actually have a plan"
Poe: "Oh, thank god"
I like that profile pic you got this sir
@@pickleman3706 Likewise, ma brotha
„i gOt a pLaN aRthUr“
Still waiting for how star wars the raise of Skywalker should have ended.
It's a trap
The “its a trap” sequence from Ackbar is the best piece of short writing I’ve seen in ten years. Awesomesauce.
anyone who uses the word awesomesauce had better be cool -good thing for you
Do you know what this is?
Do you?
Know
what this is?
Do you kno?
Its a.....
Its a............
A.........
TRRRAAAAPPPPPPPP
Ackbar turns the ship preparing to ram to fleet
Hum: “It’s a Trap!”
Hyperspace shoots through the fleet
Fulcrum What was ten years ago?
I was going to like this comment, but I saw that it had 666 likes, and I just couldn't mess that up.
Really satisfying to see Admiral Hairdo's look of frustration when Admiral Ackbar is chosen over her and when Ackbar actually explains his plan to the crew to avoid mutiny, like a competent leader.
They didn’t know the First Order had light speed tracking, so it was possible they had a traitor informing where they were. Hence the secrecy about the plan.
@@piercelindenberg6842 I think they found them on this planet either way
@@jopekpl3986 yes, but only because DJ the hacker sold them out.
"I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi, and this is my granddaugter"
Yeah, too soon Kenobi, too soon...
I'm reading this after seeing RoS. lmao
Who was his normal daughter?
CreeperSlayer928 he didn't have any children
Adoption could have happened. The Mandalorian proved that
I wonder if "Rey Kenobi" would be better than "Rey Palpatine"
That Akbar Part is really Epic.
I really wish Ackbar was in command during those scenes. He's a known leader of the Rebellion, and him exiting like that would've been super badass. Instead, he dies unspectacularly while that exit becomes the only good thing Holdo does in this shitshow of a movie.
Ender Stratos God I hate that character Holdo
"Excellent! Sorry, sister" classic!!
Do you know what this is? ITS. A. TRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
R.I.P Akbar. The best leader
It really is.
Alexa, play a New Hope 2
Anakin being excited about other people having families is just so wholesome
More families = more kids...and that's where the fun begins.
@@brettlissaman4032
_Captain Obvious mode on:_
*SO HE CAN MASSACRE THEM WITH HIS LIGHTSABER?*
that the whole mood for him now
The scene where they catch the Blaster fire and then knock it back, is not only incredible, but is a logical next step given what we've already seen in tfa.
'Logical next step' is not in Rian Johnson's vocabulary. I hope he has his 3 films taken away.
“...Grand father?!”
“HI BEN!”
That’s so wholesome.
I can see the family resemblance
What can I say other than, THEIR A FAMILY!!!
Do you know what that is it’s aaaa it’s aaaa ITS A FAMILY
ITS A TRAP
I kinda wised it was hayden anakin
The “it’s a trap” moment was the best
Yup
Yesssss
Yea
It should have made it into the film. Ackbar didn’t deserve it
What can I say?
Rey fangirling over Obi-wan being her granfather is kinda cute ngl.
Wasn't the original idea of Rey being Obi Wan's granddaughter?
@@Vinthechad yeah that was the idea but we all know how that went
@@Black_Swordsman76 it would've been really cool but all of it got thrown away
@@Vinthechad it would, besides I think Rey Kenobi sounds a bit better
It didn’t age well
“I saved you, dummy.”
“What do you think I was trying to do?!”
“It’s about saving the ones you love.”
“THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”
Really like the comment. Didn't add a like since it was at 42. ;)
That was just sad
Im your 200th like
I literally found this comment when that part started lol
What would have happened if Finn had made it?
*Uh... I suddenly have to use the bathroom.*
Good thing you did lol. Otherwise someone totally incompetent might have been shoved into your position.
DangerZone Surely not, I mean the resistance is so well organized and has so good leaders that the one replacing ackbar surely will be a huge competent person!
Also Leia as the leader definitely wouldn’t give high command to someone who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
Am I Right?.... am I?..... .....
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I’m not ._.
Admiral Ackbar
ADMIRAL YOU’RE NOT DEAD
Drop that shell and bring the resistance to victory!
i know what you ACKBAR
ur nothing but a floating big junk pile of TRAP
But imagine if Kylo got his hand sliced off then he would be like his grandfather
Except we also would need his legs and other hand gone later too
That's the point...
No that would be character development and Disney has proven they cant do that with this trilogy
Almost Every star wars character
Yeah it would have been way better
I can't get over the fact that General Hux is more badass in this parody video than in the actual movie.
Very low bar.
EVERYTHING in this parody video is way better than in the actual movie. Even Holdo lines are better here than in the movie (Mostly, because Holdo just stay silent, sitting in a corner)
But on the other hand, ANY parody is better than the source material!!
“I’m Obi Wan Kenobi. This here is my granddaughter.”
Well, this did not age well.
Also the snoke/plagueıs theory
To be fair, Disney didn't know either at the time.
NiceU
Didn't it? You could reuse the same argument in HISHE Rise of Skywalker... 'cause Rey's lineage still makes no sense.
Haha I just rewatched it as well
Luke : What did you think I was gunna do, take on the whole of the first order with just a lazer sword?
Entire Audience worldwide : why do you think we all bought tickets?
I don't know about you
But i bought a ticket so i can see Luke Skywalker milking some green soy milk out of some space manitee's titesticles
@@OfirBeck I mean, i thought that went without saying how would we fill the lazer sword free minutes
@@OfirBeck I bought a ticket to see if he milks Rey after that. I was very disappointed
@@meghanachauhan9380 go online, you'll find it
Yea it's a shame i would have liked him to ignite the green myself. Luke still wen't out in the most Jedi way possible tho according to the teachings. Protecting those who needed it with a self sacrifice without having to use a weapon.
Do you know what this is? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!!!! IT'S...A...TRAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! Loved that part.
My favorite part. I was actually mad at first because I thought he was just being annoying until the last second I realized ITS A TRAP
Here after Daisy Ridley admitted the relation to Obi Wan was in the draft
Its better that TROS anyways
@Dungeon Eater Nah. Rey - Tarded is better. It always has been.
@Dungeon Eater Rey Nobody makes even more sense.
@Dungeon Eater no it doesn’t actually, it doesn’t explain her powers at all, kenobi wasnt actaully strong in the force and he had not many midichlorians, he just had a great work ethic and always improved himself
@Dungeon Eater rey not existing would’ve been better
When you realize Ghost Yoda can save the galaxy by himself.
Could have killed Darth Vader and Sidious too.
Powerful, I am
Such power I have.........
lol (loud, laugh out)
@@unknownstranger1177 Of course Master Yoda, 900 years for what, right?
he maxed out his skill tree
@@jonathancontreras5069 He's the dragonborn and a werewolf and a vampire. But he may have mixed too many bloods...
"Oh, dang, Finn and Rose just died!"
"Finn and who?"
That's what we're all saying, Leia.
would've been better if Finn had just sacrificed himself
Yeah much better
Oranagaming
Yeah but it would’ve been sad too.
@@juantony Yes, and we'd have had a distinct feeling about this movie, other than the background radiation feeling of mild contempt and annoyance.
@@juantony But it would have been a good ending for his character, I mean, where does he go after this? Finn has to do something that only he can do in episode 9 to save his character.
"Finn and who?"
PERFECTION
You're a grandfather too
😂😂😂
Starlord - legendary outlaw
Sums up finn's character
3:10 is the “Its a trap” moment, your welcome
Thanks
Deeply appreciated. You have my greatest thanks
Best moment seriously.
Best line in star wars
Poe: “Finn and rose just died!” Literally everyone: “Finn and who?”
Lolol
“I saved you, dummy.”
“What do you think I was trying to do?!”
“It’s about saving the ones you love.”
“THAT’S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”
Exactly!
It was just leia that replied
Rose did the stupidest little stunt ever in star wars
I love the little reunions and where Anakin is like "I'M A DAD!" and "I'M A GRANDPA!"
Me2 hahaha it’s actually cute comedy
Spoilers for Rise of Skywalker:
Anakin: PALPATINE!? YOU’RE A GRANDFATHER TOO?!?!
Palpatine: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT WEARING YOUR GRANDPA CLUB TEE-SHIRT!
Can't wait to see the Emperor in the Villain Pub after realizing that
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
anakin : but wait, if you are a grandfather…. YOU ARE A FATHER TOO! YODA! OBIWAN!
They should do that when how the rise of Skywalker should of ended gets uploaded.
Honestly the idea of Darth Plageius being Snoke would have been a better idea. He gets his revenge on Palpatine by coming back to life and taking over his apprentice’s empire. It’d be like his ultimate triumph
Yeah, but it wouldve been a huge stretch either way. Sidious killed Plagueis, there was no way he couldve come back somehow.
@@abraham2172 Wasn't he studying how to become immortal anyway? Plus his name implies that maybe there was a way. A sorta bodysnatcher situation.
If they had admiral ackbar be the one to fly through the first order ship that whole scene would have been so much more emotional in theaters
DMMP 16 especially if they made a nod and have an officer scream out "it's a tr...!" Before getting cut off by the epic slice shot
DMMP 16 Sadly, his voice actor died very early into production which is probably why they used Holdo instead.
Snow Trooper Oh because there's no one in existence that could imitate akbar's voice,sure...
Yeah, because Disney would allow a character named 'Ackbar' to kamikaze a ship...
The Force is female
Poe : "OH DANG, FINN AND ROSE JUST DIED!!"...
Leia : "Finn and Who?"😂😂😅
LOL! Exactly!
Lucinda Alvarado a diversity hire, that’s who
Orppranator: thats rude! but to be honest, i laughed more than i should have :D
B a n d w a g o n
Lucinda Alvarado lol I was thinking the same.
"Nobody freak out and start a munity or anything! We actually have a plan"
yes! why didn't they do that?
Bear Grandmaster that was awesome
Literally if they'd said that, the movie would have been about 30 mins shorter because that prequel-level side quest Finn and Rose go on with the horses would never have happened.
And that is 100% okay.
Luke: What did you think was going to happen? I’d take on the entire First Order with nothing but a laser sword?
Also Luke in the Original Trilogy: *Takes on entire Empire with nothing but a laser sword*
ANiallater 33
Legends Luke: Takes on Many, many Enemies with Laser sword, becomes The most powerful Jedi ever, And is said to have the skill of 20 Jedi in 1.
@@gregd806 Its light saber
@@gregd806 wow that's sooooo.....boring.
@@i-deni-i5138
Not really. He had to work to get to that level and even then he still had setbacks. For example, he had quite a few students turn to the Dark Side, including Ben's Legends Counterpart Jacen Solo.
John Morgan I mean, he even turned to the dark side once...
Having Ackbar say nothing, just saluting, and Hux screaming, "It's a tra...!" as the destruction commences would have solidified Ackbar as the greatest legend in Star Wars.
Awesome! Though to be fair, George Lucas wouldn’t have written anything that badass either. Light Sci-Fi/Fantasy has its weaknesses after all.
@@ConnanTheCivilized Doesn't mean someone can't reimagine the scene in a videogame in the future, no?
Obi Wan: Rey is my granddaughter.
Palpatine on Exegol: I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Joseph Agar bruh spoilers u gotta wait 3 weeks at least
Not cool
I mean... we don’t who her maternal grandparents are
SPOILERS
@@thetiktokpenguin4343 Obi-Wan and Satine.
I lost it at the end!
"Now, as my first act as commander, I wish to tell everyone the plan. We have a secret base on a nearby planet that we are trying to reach. So nobody freak out or start a mutiny or anything."
PERFECT!
Lena Barladyan brilliant!
Exactly!!!
Would've solved so many problems had the purple haired chick just told the plan.
All they had to do is mention that she thought there was a mole onboard. Then it would have made sense for her to not tell anyone her plan.
JeromeViolist but was there a mole onboard?
Tbh them freezing the blasts and casually batting them back is an awesome idea.
IKR!!!
I thought Luke would have used the force to knock over the first walker, then it would have dominoe'd onto all the other ones. THAT would have been cool.
yeah, it would have been a nice call back to Empire when he soloed a AT-AT, now being able to defeat 8 of them at once! :O
but I guess that'd be too much?
To be honest, Luke could've done that. Kylo was able to stop a blaster and same with Vader with Solo in ESB. 30 year seasoned Jedi should be able to handle walker blasts.
I mean seriouly, they just had Liea force poppins thru the vacuum of interstellar space. Why not have Luke stop a barrage of high energy blasts and bat them back.
A little detail I love about this one is that Ackbar says he is "Admiral Ackbar of the *Republic* fleet", not the *Resistance* fleet
Because, yeah, it makes total sense for the republic to be attacking the FO, especially after what Starkiller just did
Ackbar: We actually have a plan
Best quote of 2018 so far
I was loving the whole thing until that line, then I loved it even more!
God, I hope someone has a plan.
Holdo is worse than Jar Jar Binks. At least Binks managed to convince the Gungans to help liberate Naboo.
After Episode 9, all I can say is...
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I couldn't wait to see Anakin asking Palpatine "You have a grand-daughter ?"
Yes
Is this really true???
@@mirkala8696 WE MUST TELL EVERYONE!
It’d be even funnier if Palps reacts like that. I HAVE A GRANDAUGHTER!
It'd be even funnier if he broke tradition and threw up like the rest of us, and Rey decided not to continue the trend for the same reason and therefore chose the name Skywalker.
"We actually have a plan."
This is all we wanted to hear and this is what an experienced leader should say.
They focused too much on her being a Tumblr self-insert
My working theory is she is was a Kathleen Kennedy insert. As in, she was put in as a kind of tribute to her leadership style. I can imagine that she’d be the type of leader who deliberately withheld information about ‘the bigger picture’ and would get angry that anyone dare question her authority or expertise. And maybe that’s why she says she likes Poe despite treating him...not well. So the inclusion of a character that the audience is so critical of probably didn’t wind up being the best way to ‘honor’ Kennedy. Or maybe it was. Who knows.
There's absolutely zero quality control over this shitpile
I think she should have just said, "Poe, don't you think the reason they can track us through hyperspace is because there's a spy here?" Or something similar
I was thinking "Finn, you're literally wearing a tracking device on your wrist. If Rey can track it, chances are so can the Empire"
*HOW THE LAST JEDI REALLY SHOULD'VE ENDED*
Rian: hey, so I've got this script-
Disney: Yeah nah.
Lol
No actually it’s
Dave: Rian I’ve got this really good sc-
Rian: Yeah nah. WW2 INSPIRED BOMBERS! AMAZING.
Dave: Bruh
Rian: AND MAKE THEM SLOW PLS. MAKE SURE THERE’S A LOT OF SPECIAL EFFECTS
Dave: Rlly?
Rian: OH AND BLOW UP THE STAGE FOR A SCENE, RISKING EVERY ACTOR’S LIVES!
Dave: ...
Rian: What Dave?
Dave: Nothing.
Rian: Oh.
Dave (Whispering): Why did disney bring in the dumbest director ever?
@@Reliavl poor choice of words when you have TWO ja Abrahams films in the same Trilogie
@@spacelord4648 ikr
@@Reliavl Dave: well I'm off to make a space western. See you Rian.
Rian: it's not gonna work Dave.
Dave: "makes Mandalorian" what was that you hack.
Rian: nothing sir
When a TH-cam Animation satisfy Star Wars fans more than a $200 million blockbuster.
Well said!
Not much of a blockbuster.
A normal Guy i’m still kinda mad they did Ackbar like they did; this parody gave him a better send off than the one in the film.
I wish I could give this comment a million-kajillion thumbs-up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Makes sense.
Leia "Finn and who?"
Their character really shoukd have been killed off. Their entire plot was ridiculous.
Most honorable death in star wars, Akbar setting a trap
@Iron Giant Rose looks actually good here. Better than in real film.
Honestly would have been way better
I actually felt complete when watching that scene. If he actually did that in the film it would have been amazing.
His name would forever have been immortalized on the internet... The fact that Admiral Akbar died, by blowing himself up, by setting a trap. x2 meme
Plus the fact that someone named Akbar did a kamikaze action. yep, i wanted that ! :)
3:25 "It's a trap" Badass moment
I like Admiral Achbar
I love Admiral Ackbar in this! This is perfect!
It is so sad that the voice actor died. I am sure that Ackbar would have been a prevalent character in the movie had he not.
KingEmperorPenguin *Admiral Ackbar voice* Our internet browsers can't repel awesomeness of that magnitude!
What he should of said: Admiral Ackbar!!!!!!!!!
Mags Doubt it, they wanted to kill everything we loved... Just so happened he was already dead
:((((
Yes!
That Obi-Wan and Anakin scene was *Amazing*
Just what i need it.
“General Hux...do you know what this is!?”
“What!? I can’t even see you!?”
“IT’S A TRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!”
I literally died laughing 😂
Kingenvyj 👀👋🤯then who wrote the comment?! 👻
GENERAL HUX... DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?!
X'D
This channel writes better film scripts than actual film script writers.
"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"
That's literally the entire purpose of the channel.
Any fanmade content basically exists to make its creator believe that they can write better than actual film scriptwriters.
Is second this, I curse this to blow up
I never thought a video could be both so incredibly funny and incredibly sad at the same time to this degree. But here we are.
Its depressing because almost anything in this video would have been better than what happened in the actual movie
Nah it’s just funny
Jones from indiana yeah it should have happened
Your comment wins.
You said it man.
That Admiral Ackbar scene was exactly what I wanted and told all my friends.
Thank you.
They couldn't do it because of then everyone would do the "Allah Ackhbar" joke
he will always be remembered
+Julos55 truth
If only Ackbar could actually have done that. It would have been a great reference to Return of the Jedi.
Gareth Lamb and terrorism!
Gareth Lamb when I saw the movie I literally wished that happened, instead we got miss purple hair whatever tf her name is
Too heavy-handed, obviously.
Also it would have given Ackbar a much better send off rather than treating him as a red shirt who doesn't have a Scottish accent.
Hey I also like it when memes get referenced in movies! Yay memes, yay self-references!
There are three lines that will never get old.
"Because I'm Batman"
"Tank missile"
"It's a trap!"
Because I'm Batman
Nanomachines, son!
Tank missile?
I'd rather say "This is blue light." - "What does it do?" - "It turns blue." - "Oh. Okay!"
“Yes! Wong!”
This HISHE starwars should be the movie.
yes! ^^
That ending would have been epic.
George Mutambuka Yes. Yes it would have, even if everyelse was the same but had the ending in this Hishe, it still would have made everything worth it.
I sense funboys
(If youll insult me youll just prove my point)
@@גיאקרוננפלד
Not really, it's a legitimate complain about the messy script and horrible plot of the movie. Just because Ryan Johnson can't accept criticism, doesn't mean that the fans will not give him the shits. He made a very bad move by insulting the fan base, and calling them manbabys for not liking his movie. Now him and Disney are paying the price for this, the fan base is pissed.
Welp looks like Disney Star Wars is going down as fast as it Rose up(pun intended). Looks like we all learned a valuable lesson kids, "do not annoy the hand that feeds you".
"Do you know what this is?" That scene always makes me happy.
"YOU'RE GRANDFATHER TOO?!" & "HI BEN" killed me
Victoria Downey-Stark who was that
+Arizoko Yes
Anakin getting excited never gets old xD
Ikr? When the music starts playing, I was like "Oh, does that mean.... XD damn Anakin, way to go!"
Anakin Skywalker is and always will be the stone in the shoe in Obi-Wan Kenobi's life and afterlife. Yet he still likes him dammit!
Ben : Why'd you slice off my hand?!
Rey : I thought it's a Skywalker tradition.
Ben crying to luke "if your a sky walker you lose a hand"
If your a sith skywalker you lose everything
I laughed out loud for real on a lot of these 😂 so perfect.
"Oh no! Finn and Rose are dead!"
Leia: "Finn and who?!"
That was true tho
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You deserve all the likes and the person who wrote that line
Paul C. Giacobbe Rose should not be mentioned, another one with a blank expression
« Finn and Rose just died. »
« Finn and who ? »
👌
LOL so funny
Truer words have never been spoken
Yea she never knew rose
"....No one freak out, or start a mutiny or anything....." Lmao if I ever have a family I'll put that on a golden plaque above the fireplace.
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes” - Obi Wan
Yoda is a Sith confirmed, this explains his sudden lightning powers ⚡️
And Kenobi
@@Deathmare235 I read "Kenobi" in a General Grievous voice
@@WarLordArtos I read it in Maul
that's not an absolute, what a bad sense of humor Americans have
I take offense to this, say something funny
This has to be one of your best. Thank you for keeping Ackbar alive so he can spring one more trap
The “it’s a trap” moment brought a tear to my eye.
It could be the perfect ending for a legendary character
"It's"
Me: ugh yes, give it to me.
"A"
Me: oh daddy im about to...
"TRAAAPPPP!!!"
Me: *suh-plooooooooshhhh!!!*
same bro
Yeach like seriously from every scene in this parody this is the scene that should be in movie
That last scene with Luke and Rey would've satisfied an entire world. Is it really that difficult, Dizziney
they just wanted to kill off Luke.
People would've just ended up saying Rey was even more of a Mary Sue if that happened.
@@theviewer9305 Not if appropriate training had taken place.
@@crimsontwins6612 Yeah now, they would've been like. "2 dAys aNd sHe cAn dEFleCt gIaNT bLaStEr bOlTs"
yes it is difficult with sjw moron Kathleen kennedy at the helm
How it actually should've ended:
Kylo Ren: Rey join me.
Rey: No.
Kylo Ren: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
[a few seconds later]
Rey: Ok I guess I will join you.
Written and Directed by
J.J. Abrams
I'd watch that movie
"The chain of command dictates that Admiral Ackbar will take command"
YAAAAY!
The mid-credits scene here is horribly, horribly underrated.
"People, we actually have a plan to survive. Don't start a mutiny"
LOGIC, AT LAST.
The reason so many resistance died in the shuttles is because Poe discovered what Holdo was trying to keep secret, that they were fueling up the transports. Given the First Order was suddenly able to track their ships through hyperspace, perhaps she thought maybe there was a spy on board and thus wanted to keep her plan close to the vest because if the First Order knew to scan for the small ships, they would be massacred. Then Poe blabbed about the transports on open comms and Holdo's escape plan fell into the hands of the enemy when Poe's longshot plan to shut down the tracker failed.
The reason she told no one of the plans was so that if there was a spy or any of the resistance members got caught, the first order wouldn't know the plan
That's a reason for not telling *everyone* but not a reason for not telling a captain that just led a mutiny against you
@@royxeph_arcanex a captain that don't want to disobey orders.
But was there a spy? They never even elaborated on that, so the whole spy thing goes out the window. Especially since it was never said in-movie, *at all* ...
This is not a parody, it’s an improvement
I second that sentiment!
Agreed
Facts!
Well it wasn't that hard
That's every hishe
Even if the “IT’S A TRAP” scene was in the movie, it wouldn’tve made up for the bomber scene and Rose stopping Finn from having his “HELLO BOYS, IM BAAAAAAAAACK” moment
Jejeje
"LO HIZO!!!
EL MUY DESGRACIADO LO HIZO!!"
Akbar:Do you know what this is? It's a. . . . TTRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP! I can't stop laughing 😂
Top 25 scene in all of Star Wars. It's canon now..I don't care. Top 25!
In reality this would have been awesome and a perfect end to his story
I want it in separate video...
"we actually have a plan. don't anyone freak out and mutiny"
krushchilde "omg, yes, thank god."
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly...elated? Yes...I sense...HISHE has made things right with the Force."
The force is strong with this one.
Daisy Ridley: "Rey was supposed to have an Obi-Wan prediction."
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Could I have a link to that? Pretty please?
"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"
Who else knew the "IT'S A TRAP!" scene was coming from the second Admiral Ackbar showed up?
Expected.
Pretty much everyone
was expecting Allah Akbar
It's the line we all wanted to hear. ;)
It’s Ahhh it’s Ahhh it’s AAAALAKBAR
The "I have a son?!" anakin meme will never get old
It's the SW "Because I'm Batman!!"
Kylo ren-“Is that my grandfather?”
Anakin-“HI ben!”
Kylo ren-“Grandfather!!!”
😂 😂 😂 😂
If only that actually happened in the movie!
Anselmo Chavez The joy of That moment was healing.
Lol, indeed
Lightning: *Exists*
Yoda: Free real estate, it is.
Oh, now it’s my favorite ending from all Star Wars films
The "its a trap" part and Yoda's laugh at the end had me dying
Agreed
I agree
OH! I GET IT!! Ackbar dies so YOU'RE DYING!
For The Future sooo are u ded yet?! >8-)
True
"What is with you and lightning all of the sudden?!"
I expected a Palpatine joke there for a second....
Da Dragon Durp, you don't question Yoda lightning; you join him in the laugh.
He was "lightning" the mood.
Ralph Goodman Ahhhh... Puns...
Ralph Goodman
Never stop making puns, people will
Da Dragon Durp Puns are life. I personnally love PUNishing people with my horrible word play.
Yoda: uses lightning
Luke: what is with you and lightning today?
Yoda: *psychotic laughter*
Became a sith, I have.
The "It's a trap" scene brought tears to my eyes.😢
Shut your mouth you soft human
Sorry never mind I just cried
By the way I didn't mean that I just stole it from a meme
WHY DIDNT WE GET ACKBAR AS CAPTAIN
because someone assumed Ackbars gender!!!!!!!
Because Rian Johnson that’s why
The actor sadly died 2016
Pandering
Feminism
"Fin and rose just died."
"Fin and who?"
Exactly what I'm saying
Gman76 Rose doesn’t need any acknowledgement lmfao
That "It's a trap" scene was the greatest
The entire Finn and Rose subplot could've been avoided had there been a competent admiral.
Or a non-treasonous pilot
no. Poe was in the right the entire time. NOTE once he was finally told the plan we was cool with it. THERE WAS NO REASON TO NOT TELL HIM THE PLAN. Holdo jepordized her own plan by NOT TELL PEOPLE THE PLAN. Despite his demototion Poe was at minium third in command
Revkor exactly! The camera even zooms on Poe when they were announcing the next admiral, and he looks up with what I understood as mild shock that he wasn’t being put in change but some vice-admiral on a different ship was.
Here we go...another sexist...
poontang3zizo
Who's sexist?
It's a trap is a perfect line for dying in epic way. Way better for Ackbar than being just blown to space.
Ackbar: We actually have a plan to survive
Poe: oh thank god 😂😂😂😂
rocky Skywalker dont you mean: oh thank the force?
0:19 "Not Penny's Boat" hahaha
*laughter slowly turning to sobbing *
Charlieeee
I tought no one have seen it you made my happy
4:00 The scene where Finn and Rose are by the cannon is so accurate. My exact thoughts during watching
Lmao same
Bruh legit every single scene in this video would have made the actual movie exponentially better though
how
@@bippityboppity1239 by making people think right
@@breadlord2855 ?
@@fynnoleianson8802 agree with everything except bb8...that droid was cute
@@bippityboppity1239 because it's exponentially better writing
Sideous: I can shoot lightning out of my fingers
Yoda: Hold my blue milk
KAPTAINKAT201
Yoda: I eat that
It’s actually My blue milk hold
LuigiCraft101 Channel it more like “my blue milk,you will hold”
Who the heck is Sideous? Never heard of him...
Sheev Palpatine He might be a man called Tyranus’s master but it’s just a rumor
5:50 Actually it is impossible, that one gun shot into AT-AT's head could destroy all machine.
It was shown in "Rogue One", where during battle of Scarif rocket shout centally into AT-AT's head not only didn't destroy the machine, but even didn't make a certain damage of it (machine was only stunned for a short time).
Except it's not an AT-AT but an AT-M6, which have more armor and pretty much everything else better compared to the AT-AT
*ITS A TRRAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
Anakin skywaker Allah hu Ackbar!!!!!
But what about the droid attack on the wookies?
Take a seat young skywalker
Disney's attempt on Ackbar has left me scarred and deformed...
Anakin skywaker Indeed my apprentice
"Finn and Who?" This always make me laugh.
Thrawn2034 finn and jake bro who else? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Obaid waheed rofl
Thrawn2034 it was meant to be in the voice of PC principle from south park
Kylo : "Why'd you slice off my hand?"
Rey: "C'mon , it's Star Wars....."
Yeah, and in every second trilogy movie someone must lose a hand.
Star Wars likes to cut people's hands off. It's what they do.
It’s imperative that you understand.
That ending is actually way better then what actually happened and I feel like people would accept this more then the whole movie
Agreed
Estoy de acuerdo
Not difficult to be better than TLJ.
@@lVideoWatcherl tarueeeee
Can we just all vote this to be Canon?
The sad thing is, this isn't even a joke. That would have been legitimately better.
"Shut up Karl! No one asked you!"
-"why did you slice my hand ?!?"
-meh, family tradition...
ludovic meyriat you are going to star in Logan Lucky anyway, so ...
This is perhaps one of, if not, the best HISHE video ever!
The worse the movie, the better the HISHE video.
Richie Osborn it's the best because it's funny and IT'S ACTUALLY HOW IT SHOULD'VE ENDED!!!
jazy921 I don't think it's related to that. All of their videos are awesome regardless of the movie. I often find myself loving the movie but laughing at HISHE's brilliant ways of poking fun anyway
Richie Osborn i agree this one awesome
jazy921 Admiral Ackbar and Holdo should’ve switched roles in the real movie.
WHY is this better than the "original" movie... why... WHY This scene of stopping the lasers and using the light sabers to shoot them back is more than genius!