Vevvev8 No because if that were the ending then that movie wouldn’t have even existed because A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi came first. If Anakin were to never have turned bad there would have been no Darth Vader and The Emperor would have been murdered or had no one on his side
Luke: Back to Tatooine? I got the impression you didn’t like sand? Vader: Oh, my Hatred for Sand is about 40% of why I’m so powerful. Luke: Why only 40%? Vader: Because there enough other reasons to outweigh this single one. Trust me, it’s really complicated. My home is on Mustafar, a Lava Planet. Luke: And that’s better than Sand? Vader: A million times better. It’s a focal point for the Dark Side, plus I got a sweet pad that allows me to soothe my burns just right. Luke: TMI dad. Vader: Fair enough.
HISHE gags that will never get old -Darth Vader getting excited that he's a father -Because I'm Batman -You don't necessarily have to yield song -Heres a bright idea
But that end tho, Luke: "At least you appeared how I remember you." (Vader de-ages to Anakin, then Ani: *"THIS is pod-racing!"* ) Jedi: "Change BACK!"😆😂
Obi Wan: " Master what happened? I sensed a great disturbance in the Force and suddenly millions of voices cried out in relief." Qui Gon: "Yes you did my young apprentice, yes you did."
It was so beautiful wasn't it, I've watched so many HISHEs and that is probably the only bit that was funny but actually made me feel sad at what could've been, when he's sat there explaining the prequel trilogy to luke and leia on his lap its just so... so... *cries uncontrollably"
Darth: “Your thoughts betray you Luke, especially for your.........sister? YOU HAVE A TWIN SISTER?! I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? STORMTROOPERS, I HAVE TWINSSSSSSSSS” Luke: *seriously* Palpatine: “I hate how you do this, Luke. Now he’s gonna go on about this forever”
As much as I LAUGHED at that scene, there's honestly no way the Younglings would immediately become Force Ghosts after they've died. It would take a lot & and I mean a LOT of knowledge, understanding, and selflessness to embrace it.
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground" "Well now you have the *LAVAGROUND* " "Woah! Woahh!" " *LAVA GROUND* " "Stop it!-" " *LAVA GROUND* " "Stop it!-" " *LAVA GROUND* " "Stop it Anakin!" "From my point of view you have the *LAVA GROUND* " Anakin was always my favorite star wars character. But this brings Anakin to a whole new meaning ( 11:16 )
@@ryan.b123 Well in you’re case it’s not okay, you tried to insult Aquahands with a mom joke. Ironically it was because of your horrible roasts that you’re mother finally bid you adeiu
Riley doesn’t Upload actually all of that was a trap constructed by Sidious to make Anakin weak and fearful. After Padme had seen what Anakin had become she didn’t have the strength to live.
Anakin: Hey Storm Troopers have you heard"IMMA BE A FATHER!" Hey, Bounty hunters, have you heard? "IMMA BE A FATHER! Anakin again: Wait you have a twin sister? " I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" Hey, Storm Troopers have you heard " I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" Hey, Bounty hunters have you heard? I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" Palpatine: Really, look what you've done. Its soo annoying when he does this.
@07:56 its funny that the first Jedi Anakin thinks of telling about his wife and pregnancy is "Master Windu". The one Jedi who really doesn't care too much for him anyways 🤣
27:30 “You told Me I killed Padme in my anger. So, how did she deliver 2 kids? That doesn’t add up.” “Uhh, She lost the will to live?” “You lied to Me! I’ll kill you! Get over here!” *Lightning and Lightsabering and screaming intensifies*
- 16 Year's later ' 'What can you give me ' Everything ' I already have everything ' Look Red scary Helmet So scary ' - Stabs Palpatine ' AH THIS IS THE SECOND TIME AND DEAD '
The idea of Darth Vader, running through his super star destroyer, happily proclaiming this, would be so weird for people user to seeing him all dark and distant.
If Luke were REALLY related to Anakin we would have been like: “I HAVE A SISTER!!! Now I have to tell everyone!” “Hey Uncle Owen I have a SISTER!!! Hey C3-PO I have a SISTER!!!” C3-PO: “I heard. You were yelling it to the whole galaxy like you won the lottery.”
There are some theories that Anakin controlled Padme via that Jedi mindtrickery. The weaker people's mind can be brocken fast and easy but that doesn't mean that their mindtrick does not affect strong people too. There is one episode of Star Wars the Clone Wars where Anakin, Mace Window and Kenobi break one mind in order to find out what the seperatists are planning. Since Anakin is the most powerful Jedi like ever it would not be surprising when he can control Padme in a way. That way he could have made her love him. Remember the confusion of Padme in the third movie. This is just when Palpatine has made Anakin to Darth Vader. I am thinking that this Sith lord thing works as follows. There is a Sith master who is discovering a young person wich is really powerful. At next the master makes that person it's student. That means that the master can use the power of his student for his own purposes. Furthermore the master gets control over his student through that connection. Anakin did unknowingly connect Padme to him that way. He did not gain might from her put he gained control/power over her mind. When Darth Sidius breaks Anakin, Anakin loses the control he had over Padme. Padme is now really confused and starts questioning her love to Anakin. Furthermore she is pregnant in a advanced stage so her body gets crazy. When Anakin is injured in the end of the movie Palpetine finds out about their connection. He uses Padmes lifeforce to strengthen Anakin and saves Anakins life but kills Padme in the same turn. At the end Obi van Kenobi is the one to blame since he did not save Padme from Anakin. The rule that Jedis should not love obsessively was there for a reason.
0:14 - The Phantom Menace 2:38 - Attack of the Clones 7:38 - Revenge of the Sith 11:40 - Rogue One 17:33 - A New Hope: Special Edition 22:17 - Empire Strikes Back 24:51 - Return of the Jedi
Uncle palps: Vader you have a son Vader: IM GONNA BE A FATHER Also Vader: wait but you said padme died Also palps: Umm she had the will to live Ani: *B R E A T H I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*
“You didn’t fail me. This is actually the exact reason your job exists, so you did great!”
That gets me every time! 😂
Rhinocom same 🤣
I mean, she is not wrong
I ruined the 666 likes
Greg Avila >:( why
Greg Avila You’ve killed us all!
" _I HAVE A FAMILY_ "
Never change, Anakin.
I love Anakin he is my fav
You’ll regret your actions
Let’s piggy up 😈
Uhm-
It's so sad imagining a timeline where Anakin and Padme raise Luke and Leia peacefully on Naboo. They would be so happy!
That part where Anakin told his stories to little Luke and little Leia genuinely warms my heart ...
The biggest what if....
And they should put too Ahsoka with little Ezra in HISHE Clone Wars season 7 :)
Anakin/Darth Vader being so happy over having children is actually really wholesome.
yeah!!
This is the best running bit, and I love it
This is the best running bit, and I love it
I was thinking that
Seeing Anakin live happily with Padme and his kids gave me goosebumps
Me too! It looked so sweet!
a. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ambulance
fire trucks
His "I have a family" just melted my heart.
I love how Vader says “What up, noobs?!” when he enters the rebel vessel 😂
Obi Wan chopped off his legs and had him burned to almost death. And he survived. What are some bad apples with laser blasters gonna do?
16:36 i did that so people can see in🙂
Everyone did
He’s a pro gamer 😎
In this case, he ain't wrong.
The guy voicing Anakin in the “and I slaughtered them like animals, I hate them” line did a legit powerful delivery though
Charizarzar it's better than the real thing
I agree!
But not better than the original, in my opinion.
Dude you're outta your mind. HISHE is good but don't blow it out of proportion.
Yeah i think so too, if your wondering, his name is Hayden Christiansen. (I could have spelled that wrong)
Darth Vader force pulling Luke up from his jump into the abyss was hilarious. Well done.
Seriously why didn't he do that tho
Even to this day when he says
"I have a family!!!"
It makes me smile and cry.
The best possible ending. Sadly it was not to be :(
I feel like ruins a better follow up story 😂
U really cry?
The ending that should have been.
Vevvev8 No because if that were the ending then that movie wouldn’t have even existed because A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi came first. If Anakin were to never have turned bad there would have been no Darth Vader and The Emperor would have been murdered or had no one on his side
Anakin:starts running around “IM GONNA BE A FATHER!”
Obi-wan:shows up out of no were next to Padmé “Hello There”
So THATS how obi knows
OBI-WAN HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS IAM GONNA BE A FATHER
Alidd Da ;-;
Oh... No.....😹😹😹
*General Kenobi!*
“I am your father and i say we’re going home”
I’m dead🤣🤣
Where is the home
No no that is impossible
Luke: Back to Tatooine? I got the impression you didn’t like sand?
Vader: Oh, my Hatred for Sand is about 40% of why I’m so powerful.
Luke: Why only 40%?
Vader: Because there enough other reasons to outweigh this single one. Trust me, it’s really complicated. My home is on Mustafar, a Lava Planet.
Luke: And that’s better than Sand?
Vader: A million times better. It’s a focal point for the Dark Side, plus I got a sweet pad that allows me to soothe my burns just right.
Luke: TMI dad.
Vader: Fair enough.
HISHE gags that will never get old
-Darth Vader getting excited that he's a father
-Because I'm Batman
-You don't necessarily have to yield song
-Heres a bright idea
@Gevorg1989 yeah and that
"Tank missile!"
- "One of us might have died!"
- "But then I thought...NAH."
Don't forget "imma go eat ya now"
Well, so much for that idea
“He has this youngling with him-
BACK. BACK!!!!”
I’m dying😂😂😂😂
That’s what I thought about😂
Yeah that was really funny he like swats at him like a beast
same oh my god 😂😂
Why couldnt he just do jedi hypnotize and make them complacent
@@yasirisrar5493 because that's frowned upon by jedi and only works on weak minded maybe Boba would gave listens but doubtful Jango would have
"I have a family!" Are you happy now HISHE? You are supposed to be a comedy channel and I'm over here crying.
Yeah... i wish anakin had a happy ending
@@Silkyfin_ Yeh but that was not his destiny. He was the chosen one to bring balance to the force.
@@afailureofaanimator6744 if only he was a normal child
@@afailureofaanimator6744 wouldn’t he bring force to the balance?
@@lDontExist force to the balance?
Darth Maul: "I was saved by a bunch of fans!"
Well he isn't wrong.
Yes
I love how everyone loves maul
Now Boba fett & Luke were saved by fans, thanks to mandalorian season 2
Because the clone wars the series
@@Vinthechad Luke wasn’t saved by the fans he was killed by the leaders
I love the fact that there's been a running gag with Anakin/Vader telling *everybody* that they're a father. I just love that a lot
@@Imaypostanything I meant what I said, and I said what I meant
" well at least we're all friends."
" you killed all of us as children"
Nam Ha awkward this is..
As funny as it would be seeing Anakin's face react to something like that in the movie ... canonically not all Jedi could do that sadly xD
But that end tho, Luke: "At least you appeared how I remember you." (Vader de-ages to Anakin, then Ani: *"THIS is pod-racing!"* ) Jedi: "Change BACK!"😆😂
They will forgive him when he takes them to haunt space Pizza hut
@@Axel_Xirics_Music true, not all jedi can become ghosts, but possibly several just decided not to!
"MY SECRET WIFE IS PREGNANT!!! MASTER WINDU, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS?!?!"
"He's.. very effective. Please hurry."
These lines killed meeee
ur mom
yaaassss
@@ryan.b123 what
@@illuwariaa no u
@@ryan.b123 no u
Obi Wan: " Master what happened? I sensed a great disturbance in the Force and suddenly millions of voices cried out in relief."
Qui Gon: "Yes you did my young apprentice, yes you did."
RIPFJJ ( Rest in poop for Jar Jar
Zombie Cyclops lol
I'm 400 thumbsups
“You guys are ruining my funeral!” HISHE gets me every time!
Everyone laughing in the comments when Anakin says “I’M GOING TO BE A FATHER?!”
Me:In the corner crying because it was beautiful
It really is beautiful cause that’s all he wanted at the end was a family tbh
It kinda is, ....but mostly funny cuz he is not the most caring person ever, even though he literally broke the one thing he stands for to love ❤️
It was so beautiful wasn't it, I've watched so many HISHEs and that is probably the only bit that was funny but actually made me feel sad at what could've been, when he's sat there explaining the prequel trilogy to luke and leia on his lap its just so... so... *cries uncontrollably"
11:09 I shed a tear when he said "I have a family"
@@dshaprin same
I died laughing when Palpatine electrocuted himself saying, “Help me Anakin! The Jedi have taken over!” 😂
"WHY ARE YOU SHOCKING YOURSELF?!"
Thing that got me laughing was the fact that it was slowly working.
Honestly, best scene
Well... Still, it was actually working.
It was like that, but without Windu.
"LAVA GROUND!"
"LAVA GROUND!"
"LAVA GROUND!"
"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW YOU HAVE THE LAVA GROUND!"
“Stop it Anakin!”
fluffytoaster427 lol
ANAKIN YOU HAVE A FAMILLLLY!
The best comment
fluffytoaster427 *OKAY I GET IT*
“Hold your fire, there aren’t any life forms”
“Dude, we’re looking for a set of plans in a galaxy of sentient robots”
“Oh, right”
What's even weirder is that the "I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?!" line is oddly in character for anakin
If they just put in a clip of grivous saying
Time to abandon ship after that
I think it so funny that I don't realize that fact
The "i have a family" one is very in character, and ironic if you think about it, he became the father he never had...
wait HE WILL BE A FATHER
Palpatine: *HELP ME ANAKIN!! THEY ARE TAKING OVER!!*
Anakin: *wHy ArE yOu ShOcKiNg yOuRsElF?!*
Lmao
Thanks for the subtitles
lol
Shocking that is.
I literally died at that part 😂
Padme:"Im pregnant"
Anakin:"IM GONNA BE A FATHER?!"
Anakin:"MY SECRET WIFE IS PREGNANT IM GONNA BE A FATHER!"
"MASTER WIDU? DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS? YODA! WHERE YOU AT? I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER!! WOOOOOOO"
Still a secret ?
YODA WHERE YOU AT IM GOING TO BE A FATHER!!
Vader corona rebels chucky cheese ahhhhhhh
Vader corona rebels chucky cheese so chucky cheese ahhh
The moments where Anakin gets excited about anything related to family is absolutely hilarious!😂😂😂
Darth: “Your thoughts betray you Luke, especially for your.........sister? YOU HAVE A TWIN SISTER?! I HAVE A DAUGHTER!? STORMTROOPERS, I HAVE TWINSSSSSSSSS”
Luke: *seriously*
Palpatine: “I hate how you do this, Luke. Now he’s gonna go on about this forever”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow your so funny posting a quote from the video with nothing original just stop it’s so annoying I saw the video
@@deer5224 I just hate how these people get hundreds of likes for this when no effort was put into it
Padme:Can I get a new Jedi, This one keeps giving me "I want you Eyes"
Anniken:NO I WASNT
yeah his name is totally Anniken and not Anakin
Anakin*
R/woooosh
Annchiken.
*Anakin*
Anakin: Loses hands
Luke Loses his hand
Leia: Loses Han
Lolbit plush Productions ツ So I guess Rey loses Ha?
@@amk4739 nah she loses ky
AM Keefer nice
WHAT NOW!? BEN SOLO LOOSES HIS hA?!
Ben solo: Loses, HA
9:42 Mace Windu's whole rant is so perfect
LOL 😆 🤣 😂
I like this version of Darth Vader a lot more than the actual Vader
“I have a daughter too? Hey Stormtroopers, guess what!’
Never gets old
"Woah Woah Woah whose shooting up all my stormtroopers in here"
"R2 is that you?"
"Wait come back! NOooooooo..."
Jordon R "Waddup noobs."
GOD, THE MAKER OF THE UNIVERSE, KNOWS AND LOVES YOU!!!!!!!!
666th like. Yay me. :3
It’s only funny because of the way darth Vader is normally
Padme: Can I have another jedi? This one keeps giving me "I want you eyes"
Ani: No I wasn't!
Tedd Matthew i screamed so High my parents expelled me
Dr. M. H. Ja er du
Sushi Trasheu wooosh
Can we just acknowledge how wholesome Anakin/Vader is whenever he gets happy about having children?
No
Yes
Yes
66 likes
amogus1? 1?1??
I love Vader recognizing R2D2 and R2D2 proceeding to run away 😂
"He has a youngling with him and they- BACK BACK!!" -Obi Wan Kenobi
🤣
This is your 100th like
Javier Rapalo what is the time stamp for this?
@@hworldvlogs5955 5:03
Sit here on cushions we must
“This time there is even a larger opening, an entire ship can get through”
Palps “excelle...what?”
“exce- what?”*
When ?
555th like
Luke: You cut off my hand.
Vader: I had my hands and legs cut off soo.
Lea loses her han
Aarav Bhalala too soon
Tre Stremlau Indeed
@@austinn_6161 Chewie: YEAHH!!
From my point of view you have the lava-ground
The Anakin telling everybody he’s a Dad thing is my favorite ongoing joke
The "I'm gonna be a Father/have a son/daughter/twins/grandson!" gag is so damn hilarious every time!
“You killed all of us as Children”
“Awkward this is”
😂Pure Gold!
its real funny isnt it, they say it so inncocently as well lol
As much as I LAUGHED at that scene, there's honestly no way the Younglings would immediately become Force Ghosts after they've died. It would take a lot & and I mean a LOT of knowledge, understanding, and selflessness to embrace it.
Hahmmm awkward this is
I liked it when generel greavous said I'm just kidding
"I object! There is no proof!"
"Actually there is, like, so much proof."
I love how Vader kept his being happy about being a dad schtick even after turning. Ani’s still in there
"It's over Anakin! I have the high ground"
"Well now you have the *LAVAGROUND* "
"Woah! Woahh!"
" *LAVA GROUND* "
"Stop it!-"
" *LAVA GROUND* "
"Stop it!-"
" *LAVA GROUND* "
"Stop it Anakin!"
"From my point of view you have the *LAVA GROUND* "
Anakin was always my favorite star wars character. But this brings Anakin to a whole new meaning ( 11:16 )
@Mallory Moore idk ;-;
Haha he should have done dat in da real episode
Why didn't he just toss his lightsaber instead of flipping at him like a suicidal gymnast?
@@dragonlord3376 honestly tho
Lava ground
The part when Darth Sidious was shocking himself was hilarious 😂
*”WHY ARE YOU SHOCKING YOURSELF?!”*
@@billnyethesciencefry2898 I don't know
Ikr
Anakin Skywalker hey
THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER
padme: "tell me more about sand"
anakin: "really"!
padme: " heck no this is freaking wierd ani"
first
@@ryan.b123 thirst
Yeah like she didn't call him Ani
Vader telling everyone including the droid that roams the hallways and the asteroids is super wholesome. HISHE Vader is a lovable dork who knew?
"Maybe getting cut in half for no reason, you should not have" - Yoda
ur mom
@@ryan.b123 and… that’s why your mother left you in the first place
@@afailureofaanimator6744 ok
@@ryan.b123 Well in you’re case it’s not okay, you tried to insult Aquahands with a mom joke. Ironically it was because of your horrible roasts that you’re mother finally bid you adeiu
Cow n sill klimserito
Obi Wan: How are you still alive?
Darth Maul: I was saved by a bunch of fans.
Maul fans forever!!
YES
Im only his fan because of his lightsaber
Hmmm , convenient that is. xD
Maul is a bad*** character
@@aliddda328 Maul had no character 😂
"What up, noobs" - What Vader should have said all the time
Yes
Lol
Execute like number 66
Yes
He actually said “what up, dudes” but whatever
The sheer excitement Anakin has when he's told he's a dad makes me want to become a dad as well XD.
Anakin: I need him to save Padme!
Mace Windu: We have force healing goddamnit!
Anakin: Oh right.
Directed by George Lucas
No Jedi have discovered it and she would of died straight away so she can’t be healed
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Riley doesn’t Upload actually all of that was a trap constructed by Sidious to make Anakin weak and fearful. After Padme had seen what Anakin had become she didn’t have the strength to live.
OMG YESSSSSS
*by disney
When Vader said, “waddup noobs”
I felt dat
AuxCord it’s darth tecnhoblade
The plans say “Dem Balls”
Lol I heard that instantly
Freddy Fazbear // UltimateGamingDevil no it says DEM PLANS
YOINK
“Millions of voices cried out in relief”😂😂
darth jarjar
@@flamingrubys11 NO!! *kills jarjar* I HAD ENOUGH OF THESE NERF HERDING SITH LORDS AND THIS NERF HERDING PLANET!!
Omg 😲😂😂😂😂
Meusa earth jar jar
Just saying I like jar jar
I loved it when Yoda said "Do NOT."
How the entire trilogy should have ended:
Yoda: He will not be trained, strong danger I sense!
Qui-Gon: Ok fair enough, sorry kid..
*the end*
Fantasy Films haha
Directed by George Lucas
100th like
Spooniest Fern haha thanks so much : ) for a second I thought u said 1000th like and I was like 😳 hahaha
"what up noobs"
-*Darth Vader*
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
xD
That Darth Vader when he is in a roasting mood.
Use that quote everyday online.
Still anakin
Obi-Wan: All of the Jedi are busy?
Yoda: Yes, sit on cushions we must.
Theangusgamer I'm the only. One art i
Yes. HMHMHMHMHM
Theangusgamer loving your picture
Lol
Theangusgamer LOL I died laughing
The end of the 3rd episode made me cry on this that Anakin and Padme lived happily together
Obi Wan: What is that? A breathing device?
Darth Vader: *NO I NEED THAT!*
This had me dying for some reason.
Also had darth vader dying
no supkribers no videos lol
This makes so much sense why didn't Obi-Wan just do that
Rex Parker lol
Okay please you don’t need to be laughing about me dying from the one I hate most.
"He has this youngling with him...BACK, BACK!!!!!" best bit 🤣
well that youngling was boba feet
Devan boba f e e t
@@olezka_dostoevsky bruh 😂😂😂
The Hyperiomaniac oof I said grammar mistake welp
I should still call him boba feet xD
Devan i'm gonna start calling him that now
"Sit here on cushions we must!" Killed me
"I’m really doing all the work here, aren’t I?"
@@multiverse_media2023 yes [chuckles]
@@multiverse_media2023 one of my favorite lines.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doing all the work you are
“……there is an even larger opening, so large, a whole ship could fit inside!” “Excel- wait what?” Hands down, one of the best scenes
“Dad jokes? What do you mean!? Do you think I’m a father!?” - Vader
Yes vader, you are a father
Reme Stevens Ik right😂
The "slaughtered them like animals" scene was voiced very well, props to who voiced Anakin for SW 2
The Alchemist just 2 people voiced everyone I think
InevitablePineapple O But don’t the little credits at the end of each episode say different ppl?
Vader: how many pizzas shall we order???
Palps: order 66
Lol
Vader: you sure?
Palpatine: *DEW it*
Lol
VadAr
Its VadER not VadAR
14:35 I just realized the "I'm a father!!!" Theme (music) Is the Darth Vader theme rhythm but using happier tones! So that's cool.
Darth Varder-"Wait, *YOU LIED TO ME!?! GET OVER HERE!!"*
Emperor Palpatine-*"AHHHHHHH!!!"*
DON'T DEW IT
Darth Vader plays MK too
Vader is Scorpion.
A father of not one but two children, twins at that, humour involving dad jokes, _AND_ a grandfather?! How would you not be overwhelmingly ecstatic!!
Anakin: Hey Storm Troopers have you heard"IMMA BE A FATHER!" Hey, Bounty hunters, have you heard? "IMMA BE A FATHER!
Anakin again: Wait you have a twin sister? " I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" Hey, Storm Troopers have you heard " I HAVE A DAUGHTER!" Hey, Bounty hunters have you heard? I HAVE A DAUGHTER!"
Palpatine: Really, look what you've done. Its soo annoying when he does this.
Vader*
His reactions are so much better when you can see his face.
Stop just posting quotes from the video we have seen the video it’s annoying when people do that
The way Obi-Wan says "No, back BACK" to boba kills me
No one:
Literally no one:
Anakin: I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?!
No one says "i am gonna be a father" wow
Then when Kylo is born his force ghost “ImGonNA Be a gRaNDFaTHeR
Yoda : *relaxes*
Anakin : YODA IM GONNA BE A FATHER
Im gonna be depresed
YAAAAAA 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
How rogue 1 should have ended:
"He's here deploy the sand!"
I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!
"OHHH GOD! NOT THE SAND!!!
IT'S SO COARSE AND ROUGH AND IRRITATING! IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE!!!"
- Darth Vader
Eno
@@curtishammer748 but not here though here everything is soft and smooth
*Aniken Skywalker would like to know your location*
Obi-wan: High Ground
Anakin: L A V A G R O U N D
66th like. I am a Sith Lord now.
@@ThedrinkakaTrunks I faked my death Ani
Anakin Skywalker It gets worse
Padmé Amidala didn’t I kill you?
I am now having flash backs
@07:56 its funny that the first Jedi Anakin thinks of telling about his wife and pregnancy is "Master Windu". The one Jedi who really doesn't care too much for him anyways 🤣
I can just imagine Mace Windu's reaction followed by Anakin being expelled, therefore being declared a Sith, therefore being killed.
27:30
“You told Me I killed Padme in my anger. So, how did she deliver 2 kids? That doesn’t add up.”
“Uhh, She lost the will to live?”
“You lied to Me! I’ll kill you! Get over here!”
*Lightning and Lightsabering and screaming intensifies*
Lol
- 16 Year's later ' 'What can you give me ' Everything ' I already have everything ' Look Red scary Helmet So scary ' - Stabs Palpatine ' AH THIS IS THE SECOND TIME AND DEAD '
Lightsabering 😏
Noooo!!!
Vader in rise of the skywalker
“I have a grandson and daughter too?!?!”stooooorrrrmmmmtrooooooppppeeeerrrrrssss
Type On me more like granddaughter of the senate
@@TWO_THOUSAND_SEAVY_HEAVY LOL I saw that movie today!
Nah, he'll be like....PALPATINE IS MY FATHER!?!?!? I HAVE A FATHER!?!?!?
Palpatine: "you are my granddaughter"
(Footsteps)
Palpatine: "oh no"
Vader: YOU HAVE A GRANCHILD TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
More like cousin. I guess.
“Why are you shocking yourself?...He’s ... very effective.”
Please hurry
"Back, back!" And little Boba Cracks me up every time
5:09
"He has this youngling with him and they-
BACK, BACK!"
Ikr I love this part
They back back? That's what I heard.
😭😭
Look at the hologram 😂😂
BACK ! BACK !
Vader: Oh, stop being a baby, I had both my arms and legs cut off! :D
Me: ...And how much pain did you go through when you did get them cut off?
😂😂😂
Dont worry about it
:0
He took his arm being cut off with only mild discomfort
"Someone has not aged well"
*You're one to talk Obi Wan*
Alec looked great. They clearly fumbled his age when establishing the prequel timeline.
@@iilhares obi wan was apparently *35* in star wars III
Let me say that again. The man. With the beautiful spotless beard.
WAS *35*
The idea of Darth Vader, running through his super star destroyer, happily proclaiming this, would be so weird for people user to seeing him all dark and distant.
If Luke were REALLY related to Anakin we would have been like: “I HAVE A SISTER!!! Now I have to tell everyone!” “Hey Uncle Owen I have a SISTER!!! Hey C3-PO I have a SISTER!!!” C3-PO: “I heard. You were yelling it to the whole galaxy like you won the lottery.”
ur mom
Lol ikr😂wish Luke did that😂
"And I kissed her!"
@@scribblebee5412 lol
"Uncle Owen, i have a sister!" - Luke screams to his Uncle's rotting skeleton
"It's over Anakin I have the high ground." "Well now you have the lava ground!" lol Classic!
* alarms going off*
*Lightsaber hums*
Darth Vader: What up nOoBs
OPEN FIRE!!!!
Battlefront II in a nutshell
R2D2 is a thug.
TAKE THE PLANS!!!
theajtruth Yeah and u know it
Episode 3 was really heartwarming after watching the end of the original.😊
"Sit here on cushions we must"
- Yoda
And then the 'you killed all of us as children!" LMAO!
awkward this is. *chuckles*
It is actually incorrect because only the most powerful Jedi are able to go to a force ghost.... but I think that that is the point
Awkward this is
@@Maxglick6673 it requires training
"You killed us all as children"
Best part
Awkward this is!!
22:48 this so wholesome 😭🥹🥹😭🥹😭🥹🥹🥹😭
Yeah 😢😂
Can we rename this Star Wars: the attack of common sense
@@DinosaursAreBetter what, did you have a seizure while writing that?
Tysin Gutierrez r/ihadastroke
Yeah! YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!
I’m game.
Haha haha haha haha
Padme’s reaction to Anakin’s freak out was truly how it should have been
AGREED!!!!
There are some theories that Anakin controlled Padme via that Jedi mindtrickery.
The weaker people's mind can be brocken fast and easy but that doesn't mean that their mindtrick does not affect strong people too.
There is one episode of Star Wars the Clone Wars where Anakin, Mace Window and Kenobi break one mind in order to find out what the seperatists are planning.
Since Anakin is the most powerful Jedi like ever it would not be surprising when he can control Padme in a way.
That way he could have made her love him.
Remember the confusion of Padme in the third movie. This is just when Palpatine has made Anakin to Darth Vader.
I am thinking that this Sith lord thing works as follows.
There is a Sith master who is discovering a young person wich is really powerful. At next the master makes that person it's student.
That means that the master can use the power of his student for his own purposes. Furthermore the master gets control over his student through that connection.
Anakin did unknowingly connect Padme to him that way. He did not gain might from her put he gained control/power over her mind.
When Darth Sidius breaks Anakin, Anakin loses the control he had over Padme.
Padme is now really confused and starts questioning her love to Anakin.
Furthermore she is pregnant in a advanced stage so her body gets crazy.
When Anakin is injured in the end of the movie Palpetine finds out about their connection. He uses Padmes lifeforce to strengthen Anakin and saves Anakins life but kills Padme in the same turn.
At the end Obi van Kenobi is the one to blame since he did not save Padme from Anakin.
The rule that Jedis should not love obsessively was there for a reason.
Green Lemon I weirdly support this theory now
@@justsomedude529 Agreed
@@greenlemon3028 I agree with Tuff Neezy; this theory makes a weird amount of sense.
0:14 - The Phantom Menace
2:38 - Attack of the Clones
7:38 - Revenge of the Sith
11:40 - Rogue One
17:33 - A New Hope: Special Edition
22:17 - Empire Strikes Back
24:51 - Return of the Jedi
Danke Schön
Ggfggfg
I have no idea what I was trying to say lol😹
@28:43 I love the reference to Robot chicken where vader is like That was pretty wizard wasn't it son. I'm bringing it back!
Vader: I’ve been waiting for you obi wan we meet at last
Obi wan: How did u get new legs
Pretty sure ol' Palp gave him some
“It not a trap why does everyone think it’s a trap” five minutes later “it’s a trap”
Pro Bro Gaming it was a trap (:
Yep it was a trap
Uncle palps: Vader you have a son
Vader: IM GONNA BE A FATHER
Also Vader: wait but you said padme died
Also palps: Umm she had the will to live
Ani: *B R E A T H I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*
Roses are red
Death Stars are round
It's over Anakin, I have the high ground
Anakin’s really bad at the floor is lava
If anyone remembers what he said please just say