Everything Wrong With Return of the Jedi

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  • @CinemaSins
    @CinemaSins  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1494

    Hey guys! This video is a re-upload because the original version of this episode was no longer viewable. We’ll be posting these re-uploads every Saturday for the next few months. There are still NEW sins videos every Tuesday and Thursday!

  • @cowpattybill
    @cowpattybill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5707

    I love how you wordlessly remove 5 sins for Leia in her slave outfit.

    • @hylianro
      @hylianro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      I find it funny how Han gets a tit grab off of leia and it’s never mentioned by anyone other than CinemaSins

    • @Alonest155
      @Alonest155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@hylianro When? I must have missed it lol

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      @@Alonest155 At 15:18. I'm guessing the reason no one mentions it is because it's pretty darn subtle given the situation.

    • @DeltaDS
      @DeltaDS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@SergeantExtreme im guessing thats what he meant by "cops a feel"

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DeltaDS I take it you're European?

  • @Ticcy12
    @Ticcy12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2691

    Luke: gets the high ground
    Vader: obi wan has taught you well

    • @Soft_Machine
      @Soft_Machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      69th like lol

    • @leonardochapman4736
      @leonardochapman4736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Ticcy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @r4m_safetycar1
      @r4m_safetycar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Luke: It's over father I have the high ground
      Darth Vader: Ah shit here we go again

    • @StainlessSteelAnimations
      @StainlessSteelAnimations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ITS OVER FATHER! I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!

    • @Samuel_McGym
      @Samuel_McGym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Infinyx 420 now

  • @McDooogle
    @McDooogle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Those weren’t cigarettes mate. They were death sticks

    • @patback5760
      @patback5760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      You don't want to sell me death sticks

    • @SentientPotatoXIII
      @SentientPotatoXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I want to go home and rethink my life

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same diff.

    • @ale5cat-san689
      @ale5cat-san689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD

    • @100barbelve
      @100barbelve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boomboone47 hell no, that shit looked like a vial of listerine

  • @spearblast950
    @spearblast950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    I don't know why. But when Leia tells Han that Luke is her brother. That reaction of Han's always makes me laugh.

    • @pranksterboy8371
      @pranksterboy8371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Probably because he though of when they kissed lol.

    • @humminster
      @humminster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sweet home Alabama

    • @obi-wankenobi6036
      @obi-wankenobi6036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@humminster where the skies are so blue

    • @humminster
      @humminster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@obi-wankenobi6036 random words because I don’t know the lyrics

    • @xplatypus516
      @xplatypus516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@humminster lord I’m coming home to you

  • @meredithmichaels3697
    @meredithmichaels3697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2523

    Luke: is Darth Vader my father?
    Yoda: no time, must die faster

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      "Time I not do have. Faster die I must"
      D'uh!

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He's dying right away so he wouldn't have to pay on funeral expenses.

    • @norsegoat1408
      @norsegoat1408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMFAO

    • @chosenArchitec
      @chosenArchitec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      talk about your regrets man ;D

    • @thebrockman5734
      @thebrockman5734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ugly German Truths actually it’s “Time, there is not. Die faster, I must.”

  • @rewrew897
    @rewrew897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2360

    “Why do storm troopers have different armor every where they go”
    Kind of annoys me
    It’s almost like
    There are specialized military units

    • @paulk6399
      @paulk6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Toys
      Whenever you have a question in such a movie about appearance, the answer is always toys

    • @jager5630
      @jager5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Andrew Glawson' yeah I hate that he did that I would sin it if they didn't do that

    • @pixeltcat
      @pixeltcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jager yeah you can’t use the same trooper type for each battle unless you want to lose 60% of the time because they either die or are easily spotted

    • @pixeltcat
      @pixeltcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mr. Anderson not really if you want a more effective army your going to have to have different troopers for different climates and situations the clones had it as well as this specific trooper was given better visibility so they don’t constantly crash into things even if stormtroopers are expendable they should still at least be affective and while they did all end up crashing they had never encountered a situation like that they are clearly scouts used to relay information and because of this that’s why they’re lightly armed with only one blaster

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he means the stormtrooper armor on Endor is different from the normal, even though it’s still the same white and gray as the standard armor. I don’t think he meant anything about camouflage.

  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Gravity Decided: mmmm nah, he can live.

    • @iainmaclean4872
      @iainmaclean4872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      gravity and two giant explosions....
      fuck disney.

    • @NikiRGB
      @NikiRGB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Declan Williams except all of disney's star wars movie suck. The fact that the protagonist is literally a Mary Sue does not help

    • @NikiRGB
      @NikiRGB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MetalRaydown this is literally the first time I say anything about the sequels. Sorry if I have an opinion
      Edit: and I was just anwsering to the person who called them "masterprices"

    • @superbigblack
      @superbigblack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rey is more pure than Anikin so she deserves to be the one to save the galaxy. What kind of stupid story has the 2nd most powerful Sith kill the most powerful after decades of being evil because of their love for his son? Boring! It makes more sense that Palpatine's granddaughter who wasn't even born yet kill him decades later after the galaxy was at peace because he decided to show his face and make a Sith in a tube. What makes the story even better is no one knew he was alive not even the bad guys. Can't wait to see that movie!!!

    • @JPQFilms
      @JPQFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iain MacLean The Palpatine in TROS wasn’t the one here.

  • @vayne1169
    @vayne1169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1191

    The only reason Anakin was his young self when he died was because that’s what he looked like before he turned to the dark side

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I’m gunna admit I was gunna say something short and stupid but I can’t think of anything. Have a nice day!

    • @grandmasteryoda4288
      @grandmasteryoda4288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly

    • @gabrielmecenas2075
      @gabrielmecenas2075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      But he turned to the light side again when he was old

    • @johns5638
      @johns5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      When do the movies state that that's how it works?

    • @tragedythetragedy5015
      @tragedythetragedy5015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@johns5638 When do the movies state that isnt how it works?

  • @philips.5563
    @philips.5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1807

    My biggest problem with this movie is that Han changed his shirt while frozen.

    • @mymilalyflala4131
      @mymilalyflala4131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      um not only that but his hand were tied behind his back when frozen but somehow emerged with hands infront

    • @TacPhoenix
      @TacPhoenix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      How did I not realize these two things

    • @IsaiahAmos017
      @IsaiahAmos017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      You know why his shirt is different Jabba the hut thawed him out and played with him like a doll and changed his clothes

    • @matthewtosca6882
      @matthewtosca6882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They actually thawed and froze him again. Freezer burns a bitch

    • @georgemoseley2696
      @georgemoseley2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never noticed that!

  • @darthemphatic4654
    @darthemphatic4654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Luke: “From a certain point of view?!”
    Luke would be amazing at cinema sins.

    • @JadeyCatgirl99
      @JadeyCatgirl99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anakin: "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil"

  • @mcdonalds5972
    @mcdonalds5972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Missed sin: Anakin *STILL HASN'T CLEANED THE FUCKING RACKS.*

  • @judoboy5095
    @judoboy5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    15:37 no he’s saying that because he has the high ground🤦‍♂️

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That explanation didn't work back when this movie first came out cause it depends on knowledge form the prequels.

    • @judoboy5095
      @judoboy5095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      blue_pearl_22 joke bro😐

    • @bamb1etta_basterb1ne
      @bamb1etta_basterb1ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@bluepearl_22 GAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHA the prequels are chronilogically before the original trilogy so it DOES WORK!!

    • @bluepearl_22
      @bluepearl_22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bamb1etta_basterb1ne No you idiot cause the prequels weren't even written when ROTJ came out so the idea of Obi-Wan having the high ground didn't exist yet. Use your brain, stupid :D

    • @juicedbeetlejuice4572
      @juicedbeetlejuice4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’m just gonna watch and see how this plays out.

  • @Thanatos317
    @Thanatos317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    Why wouldn’t you take off sins for the “ it’s a trap!” scene.

    • @gregski9918
      @gregski9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yes!

    • @sven518-7
      @sven518-7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Should've done that

    • @b1battledroid179
      @b1battledroid179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      - 100 sins for it

    • @jamesscannell7951
      @jamesscannell7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ravenclaw 3 who is a Ravenclaw? What kind of potter fan wants to be a Ravenclaw? Ravenclaws suck.

    • @Thanatos317
      @Thanatos317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      James Scannell I like being a Ravenclaw, it’s just the house I feel the most connected with, but if you feel that Ravenclaws suck, then you are absolutely entitled to that opinion. I wish you the best in life.

  • @deadlyraver4454
    @deadlyraver4454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    *Sees Leia in a two-piece*
    "The power of boners is worth the removal of five sins." -5

    • @partylizard8343
      @partylizard8343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys can do that too

    • @NorthernLaw_
      @NorthernLaw_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Marcus Charley OOF

    • @NorthernLaw_
      @NorthernLaw_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whatface

    • @lasertaser6045
      @lasertaser6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😐

    • @JENNerationX
      @JENNerationX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every girl wanting a two piece to be a princess 👑 but we’ll pass on being hooked up with the first “Fat Bastard”

  • @titoelcomombiano
    @titoelcomombiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    4:31 Boba Fett survives this... ding
    16:49 Palpatine survives this... ding
    17:28 Palpatine survives this... ding

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This was uploaded before Episode 9 came out though

    • @FadedGamingLove
      @FadedGamingLove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Palpatine died. He straight up says it in the Rise of Skywalker. What happened was his force spirit was put into a clone body, using science now being shown in the Mandolorian, as well as Sith power, talked about in Revenge of the Sith.

    • @titoelcomombiano
      @titoelcomombiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aurelia8028 it was a joke

    • @titoelcomombiano
      @titoelcomombiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FadedGamingLove it was a joke

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sheev is STILL alive- *ding*

  • @gnranger
    @gnranger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Leia: "I know...... somehow I've always known."
    Even during this scene? 11:14

  • @asaalexander6191
    @asaalexander6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    "when you're a regular ass stormtrooper and you hear this laugh, don't you get second thoughts" 😂😂😂 lol right

    • @oldleatherhandsfriends4053
      @oldleatherhandsfriends4053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      maybe the laugh indeered the Emperor with his men, he's the happy joking dad figure they never had.

    • @asaalexander6191
      @asaalexander6191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@oldleatherhandsfriends4053 yeah they hear him laughing and they're like " good he's happy" lol

    • @KiingLewis
      @KiingLewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Show me what you got

    • @jager5630
      @jager5630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HeyItsKiing yes daddy

    • @5amura115
      @5amura115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@romusa10 Not an option, i mean they're rebel scum. Need I say more?

  • @BurnSchulz
    @BurnSchulz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    4:55 Stormtrooper to another: "Are we the bad guys?"

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BurnSchulz, lmaoooooooo

    • @coolesocke8675
      @coolesocke8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Gary: Have you looked at our helmets recently?
      Larry: Our Helmets?
      Gary: Yeah have you looked at them?
      Larry: What? No. A bit.
      Gary: They kinda look like skulls.
      Larry: ...
      Gary: Are we the baddies?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gary: No, we're the good guys! We don't shoot and kill that much.
      Larry: That's because we can't hit any thing. If we could, it would die.
      Gary: We need to ask for helmets we can freaking see out of.
      Larry: I can see you look like an Ewok.
      Wicket: Yub Yub!

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      York asked north that In Red vs Blue

  • @venzyn8383
    @venzyn8383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Does anyone notice that Vader says “ObiWan trained you well” when Luke has the high ground
    It was almost like George Lucas made the high ground scene because of this
    He probably did

    • @user-dx8nl9qm9d
      @user-dx8nl9qm9d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Go Away Hey, Obi-wan is the master of the Low ground. He tricked Anakin into trying to take the Highground, Which is how he won.... He also fought maul and won from Low Ground.... Vader mistaked the Highground's power.... But the Highground is still better....

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow, that’s a thought

    • @olivermensinger6022
      @olivermensinger6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Vader almost experienced PTSD.

    • @terrytheblackmage4799
      @terrytheblackmage4799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If I remember right, the entire series was written before Episode IV was released. The only reason Lucas started with IV was because the special effects at the time didn't let him do the things he wanted with I, II and III. So this was definitely intentional

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@terrytheblackmage4799 He actually started with Episode IV because he needed to make the holiday special before disco went out of fashion.

  • @zxnzy7150
    @zxnzy7150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    0:50 has the gonk droid, how dare you call it a sin

    • @roncathers1449
      @roncathers1449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zxnzy because they hurt gonk droid 😡

    • @The_Rizzington
      @The_Rizzington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@roncathers1449 I was gonna say that

  • @evrypixelcounts
    @evrypixelcounts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love how people forget that Ewoks are tiny carnivorous predators that almost ate the protagonists....has anyone thought about where all the stormtrooper bodies went?

    • @TheSuperRatt
      @TheSuperRatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If they were such a threat, the shield generator would never have been able to been built on-world in the first place.

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@TheSuperRatt The Imperials have no respect for aliens. Even furry cannibal ones. And besides, up until now, the Eewoks have left them alone. (Besides maybe roasting a few stromtroopers for dinner.)

  • @nixneato
    @nixneato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    I sin you for only removing 5 sins for the gold bikini. DING!

    • @lvcassea
      @lvcassea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      DING ×5

    • @mindyschocolate
      @mindyschocolate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      LMAO when he did that.

    • @darthmong7196
      @darthmong7196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      IMO this whole film is unsinnable for that reason.

    • @Discosaturn
      @Discosaturn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I'm sinning because Leia's breasts aren't jiggling.

    • @madhippy3
      @madhippy3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Extra sin for not mentioning. Bad manners

  • @jneumy566
    @jneumy566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    9:46 I just realized that Mark Hamill is spectacularly failing at trying to hide his smile at something funny that happened off camera

    • @lukehill5747
      @lukehill5747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol thats amazing

    • @L33T_Taco
      @L33T_Taco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its hecking awesome cuz its like Luke was aware this shit with C3P0 could happen but didnt wanna mention he knew and then snapped back to reality when Han got up to fight 3P0

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's adorable

    • @nextminvideos
      @nextminvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is laughing at c3po being thought of as a God, called acting.

    • @mattlawson714
      @mattlawson714 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never noticed this. Hahahahaha

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Vader: So you have a twin sister
    Me: Vader should’ve realized at that time and place that Padme had twins, and that he now has a daughter as well.

    • @secretraptor1064
      @secretraptor1064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well ROTJ was made before ROTS so you can't change a movie after it was made but yea that's kinda stupid.

    • @jandy1128
      @jandy1128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      AxeSoccer He didn’t know. He only knew she was pregnant.

    • @ale5cat-san689
      @ale5cat-san689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *DING*

    • @socialgoat5519
      @socialgoat5519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i HaVe A dAuGhTeR?! wE hAvE tO tElL eVeRyOnE!

    • @batmitesolos7097
      @batmitesolos7097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he only knew he had a child not twins.

  • @AgentShields
    @AgentShields 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Once down, they're basically cuddled to death" gold 😂👌

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell on the ground

  • @larrystrange8044
    @larrystrange8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I can actually answer the "impersonating a deity" conundrum. Droids in the Star Wars universe are regularly memory wiped to keep them from developing personalities. Thats why R2 and 3P0 have all the quirks they do. They haven't been memory wiped since shortly after the end of Ep3. Thus while 3P0 knows its against the rules he is able to disreguard the order and do it anyway even though it makes him uncomfortable. It's also why he once claims not to be much of a storyteller to Luke in Ep4 but mesmerizes the Ewoks with a story in Jedi. Protocol droids are given limited imagination to keep them from embellishing translations but 3P0 has outgrown his programming limitations through experience.

    • @young.frankenstein55_54
      @young.frankenstein55_54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Um, huh?? What? Are you high? I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.

    • @angryfootball6241
      @angryfootball6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      R2 was never wiped

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In Episode 9, even though he is friends with everyone, he still won't go against his programming to do something for them and would make their quest easier though.

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LadyOnikara it's not that he won't, it's that he can't. He stated that it was likely implemented during the Republic Era, since Palpatine is a Sith, and having someone who can translate it and give the information to his future apprentices' wife or future apprentice to put more attention on him because of the use of a forbidden language would result in complications.

    • @Kolonol1
      @Kolonol1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R2-D2 was programmed by Anakin shortly after episode 1 to not be able to be memory wiped in Laments terms...

  • @somekidiguess9708
    @somekidiguess9708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    15:18
    Did not see it until now, but Han literally gropes her OOF

    • @Bruh-pg8dq
      @Bruh-pg8dq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OH... OH SHOOT

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gg for Han.

    • @mylovesongs2429
      @mylovesongs2429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He felt her breasts, but he did not say "It's good to be the king!" afterwards.

    • @aurelia8028
      @aurelia8028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Misplaced 0 would have*

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Think it was planned?

  • @goldentony111
    @goldentony111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The one problem I always had with this, even as a kid, is how when Yoda is dying Luke doesn't give a shit. He is obsessed with himself without offering any comfort to this poor dying creature. I know it's all for the good of the Jedi but surely Yoda deserves a bit of compassion and comfort instead of being grilled on his death bed? It's all about Luke. Even when he first met Yoda he was unbelievably rude and unthankful.

    • @TheMagicalPinata
      @TheMagicalPinata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same with Luke when he first met Leia in Hope. She just lost her planet and everyone she ever loved, he lost some old dude he met like 24hrs ago (if we are not including Obi-Wan the series), yet he is the one that needs comforting. Luke is kind of a self centered asshole haha.

  • @Tomfoolery1972
    @Tomfoolery1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    >Spends years and thousands of dollars building Home Theater
    >Watches Cinema Sins videos on phone
    *DING*

    • @Genethagenius
      @Genethagenius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAO, me too!!!

    • @michaelalexander3078
      @michaelalexander3078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tomfoolery1972 iPad here, just as bad.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Huawei phone, so I am breaking US sanctions too!

    • @norsegoat1408
      @norsegoat1408 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gentblue 😂

  • @archibaldc.1833
    @archibaldc.1833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    14:00 "Once on the ground this storm trooper is cuddled to death"
    It must be a cuteness overload.

  • @oscargimblett1990
    @oscargimblett1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:20 Playing the force unleashed has 100% given me the impression that the emperor is just like "I foresaw this all along" whatever happens

  • @themedivaltrainerdawson4951
    @themedivaltrainerdawson4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    When Akbar said "all craft", it sounded like, "Aw crap"

    • @icebear6598
      @icebear6598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I heard that too

  • @WDLKD
    @WDLKD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "Living teddybears"
    You mean carnivorous, religiously fanatical, guerilla jungle bears?

    • @nmh3863
      @nmh3863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Still cute af

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@nmh3863 Yeah, arrows laced with venom that poisons your lungs, ropes to break the necks of those on speeders and logs to crush walkers. Totally cute

    • @TeamJella
      @TeamJella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ScoutTrooperTK how would an arrow laced in venom poison your lungs? If anything it'd travel through your veins into your heart

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TeamJella It poisoned something. Point is they're dead

    • @encyclopediaamericana7234
      @encyclopediaamericana7234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha!

  • @BrianDickens4
    @BrianDickens4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Taking sins off for slave Leia without saying anything, had me laughing :)

  • @Webster-gn3kg
    @Webster-gn3kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You forgot that one of the Ewoks literally says “That guy’s wise” when they meet C-3PO

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the other sounds like he's saying, "More than I am short".

  • @johnpalazzo9349
    @johnpalazzo9349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    One of your sins is wrong. When leia is talking about her mother's death, shes not referring to Padme but actually to Queen Breha Organa, her adopted mother. Leia has absolutely no idea, up until that conversation, that Bail and Breha aren't her real parents.

    • @angelcampoverde5841
      @angelcampoverde5841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@d.j.krider6727 Leia's eyes were open when she was born, and she looked at Padme briefly before she died. Luke on the other hand was born with his eyes closed and that's why he has no recollection of his mother and leia does, it's a neat little detail put in revenge of the sith

    • @Jercer
      @Jercer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Queen Breha died when Alderaan was blown up, so your theory doesn’t work.

    • @clfisher10
      @clfisher10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just a thought...she says that she only has memories of feelings toward her mother? Could they have been her (at that time unknown) force powers that allowed her to have faint/vague memories of her mother?

    • @bbp2930
      @bbp2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clfisher10 possibly she could’ve sensed her

    • @broadwaybrook2319
      @broadwaybrook2319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@angelcampoverde5841 I like that you mentioned that, it makes sense

  • @joeyw.7489
    @joeyw.7489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    15:38 Bonus Sin: Lightsaber makes a shadow.

    • @Alice-ox7pe
      @Alice-ox7pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      huh

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CMSBile A lightsaber is basically a energy sword, so the hilt would be the only thing that would cast a shadow.

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The lightsaber beam could possibly make a shadow due to its thickness. It is definitely up to the people in charge of the canon and not up to you people.

    • @juicedbeetlejuice4572
      @juicedbeetlejuice4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ooh eeh Dude, It’s a LIGHTsaber.

    • @ooheeh2264
      @ooheeh2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juiced Beetle juice talk to George Lucas

  • @kobebryant9343
    @kobebryant9343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Anakin is his prequel-self, because thats when he "died" as a jedi and turned to darth vader

    • @raphaelkaufmann2078
      @raphaelkaufmann2078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Exactly, furthermore no one connects the actor of Vader (who was shown as a ghost when the movie came out) with anakin, but we all connect anakin with Hayden Christensen

  • @Astroman10
    @Astroman10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    7:57 - The purple dudes bow to the Emperor, how can they be above him in hierarchy? Also, those are the bureaucrats that helped the Emperor take over the Senate prior to A New Hope! Remember this is Episode 6 even though it was the third chronologically released movie. Lucas did have SOME planning even though he will completely change the models in Attack of the Clones!

    • @Kolonol1
      @Kolonol1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The purple guys are actually red...and THEY are imperial guards...lol

    • @hecate235
      @hecate235 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fashions do change in 20 years, y'know.

  • @flnthrn2
    @flnthrn2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    10:10
    How long did the Ewoks keep Leia naked while making that human size Ewok dress ?

    • @PlumbPitiful
      @PlumbPitiful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What makes you think she was naked? Do you think that the ewoks stripped off her Rebel uniform and brought it to the dry cleaners for her?

    • @user-vz7mu4su9n
      @user-vz7mu4su9n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Maybe the dress used to belong to someone they ate.

    • @jimwoodford6891
      @jimwoodford6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maybe they kept here like that long enough for them to each have a go at it

    • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
      @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PlumbPitiful "What makes you think she was naked?"
      Because it was one of the available options.
      When Leia being naked is one of the options, no other options exist.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Return of the Jedi needs to return back to the theater for me to watch again

  • @thelonesculler
    @thelonesculler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:33 That "No" got added in 2011. I've got an older version on DVD and he doesn't say that. Kinda prefer it that way

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really stupid line. Reminds me of adding Luke screaming as he falls in Cloud City then having to take it back because people who deliberately fall don't do it. I mentioned somewhere that people jumping off the World Trade Center didn't scream on their way down either, and someone flipped their lid, saying how can you bring that into Star Wars! It has no relevance!

  • @airforcerecruit9266
    @airforcerecruit9266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “This is not the food I’m looking for”😂💀

  • @lordvika2526
    @lordvika2526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Actually yes, creating your own personal light saber is part of your force training, because you have to use the force to find the kyber crystals and even the actual physical design is inspired by your connection to the force.

    • @suneetiyen646
      @suneetiyen646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was the chaos emeralds

    • @titaniumwolf8756
      @titaniumwolf8756 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@suneetiyen646 joke?

    • @suneetiyen646
      @suneetiyen646 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow thanks I used to wonder why stormtroopers didn’t use them too. Or jabbas guards

    • @Justforvisit
      @Justforvisit ปีที่แล้ว

      @@suneetiyen646 What? Not the Infinity Stones?!

    • @Camaroni1000
      @Camaroni1000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      While this is all true, canonically (I believe) Luke’s kyber crystal comes from qui gon’s lightsaber.

  • @thatguyrobert660
    @thatguyrobert660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Empire isn't using R2 compatible hardware, all droids are built with the same activator system. They're using R2-W5 compatible hardware.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!

    • @thatguyrobert660
      @thatguyrobert660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amityislandchum Bitch why are you watching a star wars video if you dont like star wars you idiot?

    • @darrylbradley3918
      @darrylbradley3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatguyrobert660 r/wooosh

    • @thatguyrobert660
      @thatguyrobert660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darrylbradley3918 It's not a wooosh for me if he's the one that doesn't understand.

    • @darrylbradley3918
      @darrylbradley3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thatguyrobert660 no. It's a wooosh. You got super technical about something, and he said neeeerd. It's a movie reference. Ya got wooshed. You missed the joke.

  • @davidprice5563
    @davidprice5563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Not forgetting that Ewoks are amazing hair stylists.

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so what ewoks doing with stormtroopers

    • @davidprice5563
      @davidprice5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Curl and dye???

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidprice5563 so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

    • @davidprice5563
      @davidprice5563 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zachhaynes5052 Good point, good question - that I don't know.

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidprice5563
      Stormtroopers armor got cracked when stormtroopers fell on ground

  • @myteatime2836
    @myteatime2836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "Could be a gang bang for all he knows" lmao!

  • @twalk11189
    @twalk11189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    7:44 lmao at "it could be a gangbang for all he knows" lmao i think Luke still wouldve been down lol

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Somehow, I've always known"

    • @DiracComb.7585
      @DiracComb.7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Luke: “Oh you’re hot”
      Rey: “What?! Gross! We could be ReLaTeD”
      Luke: *pauses* “never bothered me before”
      Rey: “Okay, byyyeeeee”

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DiracComb.7585 *no, don't*

    • @beowulf9878
      @beowulf9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DiracComb.7585 It would still be better than the last movie.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know Lando would be the first to sign up for that.

  • @KidFresh71
    @KidFresh71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I unabashedly love the Yub Nub song. As a 9 year old, I saw Empire Strikes Back 19 times in the theatre. As a 12 year old- my expectations for ROTJ were impossibly high, yet this movie lived up to the hype. All three original trilogy movies are 10/10 in my book.

    • @bostontowny4life744
      @bostontowny4life744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A 12 year old with high expectations? Do 12 year olds even get disappointed by entertainment? 12 year olds loved the prequel’s in the 90s and early 2000s.

    • @sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157
      @sirifjfjdjsjdufjdjdjdcjcjd3157 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yub nub song
      Yub nub sonng
      YUB NUB SONG

    • @bagofnails6692
      @bagofnails6692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well nothing that anybody ever says to you is going to change your mind then.

    • @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317
      @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bostontowny4life744 First of all, 12 year olds do get disappointed by entertainment. Second, the prequels were great, especially revenge of the sith

    • @abubaca2683
      @abubaca2683 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm with Jesse. Same age. My brothers and I watched the original 3 movies on VHS repeatedly. I knew every line to the first two movies. I remember waiting in line to see ROTJ at a matinee showing. I liked the song. I thoroughly hated the changes they introduced to the originals.

  • @gtperman
    @gtperman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "The force is unforgiving .. You have no recourse after you've aggressively killed your father."
    Ben Solo would like a word

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @carrie637
      @carrie637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There’s a theory that Han killed himself to save Ben from the dark side.

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carrie637 Theories are almost always bullshit like the "Main character is in a coma" shit. Basically just conspiracy theories

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carrie637 Didn't seem to work.

    • @dindjarin1023
      @dindjarin1023 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @carrie I heard that to and Idk but I like that theory

  • @holikdad
    @holikdad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I am a firm believer that Luke killed Yoda by talking him to death. Couldn't he just see he needed some rest?

  • @CDEllis88
    @CDEllis88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why would anyone think the Emperor is evil. Sure there's the black clothing and he's a weird melted candle faced dude. But that laugh man. He's the happiest guy in the Galaxy and he just has to share it with everyone. I love old Palps.

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The scene where he torments Luke with lightning bolts was Jeffrey Dhamer's all time favorite and got him off big time. So yah, he just made everybody happy.

  • @mayfriend2959
    @mayfriend2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think the reason Vader always gives Obi-Wan the credit for Luke's skill is because Vader thinks of him and Luke as fundamentally the same. Obi-Wan raised Anakin and taught him everything he knew, so he MUST have done the same for Luke, rather than just watching over him from a distance for 20 years. I don't think Vader knows that Owen and Beru were the ones actually raise Luke (correct me if I'm wrong, but they're basically never mentioned again in the movies after their deaths in ANH). Even if he senses Yoda, he's gonna assume that the bulk of the training was done by Obi-Wan in Luke's childhood, as it was for the Jedi, rather than when Luke's in his early twenties.

    • @suneetiyen646
      @suneetiyen646 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aunt beru and uncle Owen were done dirty. Never given the backstory treatment raising like they deserved and never brought up again from
      Charcoal

    • @valerien6514
      @valerien6514 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that Vader was just obsessed with Obi-Wan, that's why he always brought him up

  • @kingprone7846
    @kingprone7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    1:34 how is that a sin???? lando is a thug. he doesnt get caught. he is literally at home in jabba's palace.

    • @kingprone7846
      @kingprone7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jake Manbeck gangsters tend to announce themselves when they come home.

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This dude really knows nothing about Star Wars

    • @jeffreylebowski7459
      @jeffreylebowski7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TK 421 Why aren’t you at your post?

    • @ScoutTrooperTK
      @ScoutTrooperTK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeffreylebowski7459 I am. I'm just slacking and YouTubing, but don't tell Vader pls

    • @PubicGore
      @PubicGore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because he takes off his mask. I mean, he spoke it, why it's a sin.

  • @chararh8408
    @chararh8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I watch cinema sins because I'm too lazy to watch movies myself

    • @supersaiyanbro
      @supersaiyanbro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You've...never seen RotJ? I thought that was required viewing for every human being alive post-1983.

    • @colinmcgowan6784
      @colinmcgowan6784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chararh lol You mean too cheap

    • @lifeseries7944
      @lifeseries7944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same Bro

    • @ratbat1072
      @ratbat1072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats probably why most cinemasins viewers watch their videos

  • @FrankDad
    @FrankDad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sin 34, the sarlac keeps its prey alive while it is being digested.

  • @Staniszpil
    @Staniszpil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    -Why do stormtroopers have different armor everywhere they go?
    -It is a scout trooper

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      so what ewoks doing with stormtroopers when stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Merchandising!

  • @joeyteter9383
    @joeyteter9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I never really understood the hate ROTJ got either. I absolutely love this movie

    • @notataco4203
      @notataco4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ong best Star war’s movie

    • @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317
      @trickshotsmoviesandcubing2317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to

    • @BabyMatiny
      @BabyMatiny ปีที่แล้ว +3

      as i get older i do see that the ewoks were kind of a weak point, especially during the battle. and there was a lot more dialogue than action compared to others. and this film suffered the most from the special editions i feel
      that said, when there is action such as during the final act with the 3 scenes going on at once, as well as the jabbas palace scene, are SPECTACULAR. this film had the best space battle in my opinion. and vaders redemption scene is definitely my favorite part of the movie as i love anakin/vaders character.
      despite its problems this is definitely my favorite of all 6 films. the best finale the series could have had

    • @matiupvp
      @matiupvp 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      definetly not the best.. your favourite, sure! but esb is 10x better and yes im a ROTJ fanboy but esb is 10x better@@notataco4203

    • @JN-ln5ey
      @JN-ln5ey 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's not hated at all. It's still beloved, just not as much as the first 2

  • @Lucas2k04
    @Lucas2k04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    16:47
    in jeremy's voice: he survives this

    • @xliquid1400
      @xliquid1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Darth maul survived being cut in half and thrown away some tunnel still he managed to get to another planet

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Do Everything Wrong With The Cat in the Hat (2003)

    • @randomcallum
      @randomcallum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn’t they allready do that ?

    • @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871
      @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There is absolutely nothing wrong with that masterpiece of cinema, and you deserve to pay for even implying otherwise.

    • @mikeylikesit525
      @mikeylikesit525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everything.

    • @mdmyer
      @mdmyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The whole movie is a sin. It would be a 1 hour 25 minute video.

    • @fretfultrout2788
      @fretfultrout2788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’d be 0 sins

  • @ORProductionss
    @ORProductionss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:25 Don’t worry, he is just a man of culture

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The Death Star could have been modified with several auto turrets hovering near the main reactor along with sealing the tunnels with a shield

    • @suneetiyen646
      @suneetiyen646 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dinosaurs could have and probably did build a smarter Death Star

  • @asuicidalclown
    @asuicidalclown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    12:20 what no sin for fish-head extra in the back who cant find the screen?

    • @SRussellN
      @SRussellN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's fantastic. Thank you for that laugh

    • @cnote9958
      @cnote9958 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A hahahaha thanks for pointing that out!

    • @geckowizard
      @geckowizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like to think his backstory was that he was one of those incompetent officers who covers his mistakes by shifting the blame on to others, and managed to charm the right people to get promotions and ended up on the deck of Admiral Ackbar's ship in a full-on battle. Completely out of his depth, he's just winged it. His job was to run the scans to detect whether the death star shield was active and whether there were any imperial ships in the vicinity. Probably ended up getting promoted to admiral eventually.

  • @liamwarner5749
    @liamwarner5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know I've managed to watch this movie multiple times without ever realizing one of those lightning bolts from the Emperor actually makes Vader's skeleton/internal robotics show up through his armour in cartoonish form (16:45 in this video).

  • @aaronh248
    @aaronh248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The funny thing about that escape plan and Luke not having his saber is that it required R2D2, who actually has his saber, to be put onto the barge with Jabba.
    What would he have done if R2D2 just got captured and dismantled? Or if he wasn't on the barge? That seemed like alot of things to go right just to have his light Saber at the right time when he could of had it all along anyway

  • @westonblock7097
    @westonblock7097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:31 After watching The Mandolorian, Boba Fett would like to have a few words with you 🥴

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    *Also surprised you didn't make mention of the skiff guard who gets "Force-kicked" in the face by Luke during the Sarlacc Pit battle.*

  • @ReturnofBenjamin
    @ReturnofBenjamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Vader: "That's my secret, Luke. I'm always angry."

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Armor rash will do that. He probably needs medicated powder every day.

  • @plasmatorchic
    @plasmatorchic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Honestly its very interesting to see that Luke didn't quite truly trust the force which can be shown by him not using it when he could.

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone pointed out to me that Luke wearing black and force-choking an alien was supposed to make us think he was being tempted by the dark side of the force.

  • @HeyItsMeGoku___
    @HeyItsMeGoku___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:27 Apparently the sarlac actually does sustain its victims with minimal water and "food" while it digests them, and turns them into another part of the sarlac itself

  • @byteme1601
    @byteme1601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "other than finding out leia is adopted"
    alabama couples/siblings: wat? why would that help?

    • @kellyweingart3692
      @kellyweingart3692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “spiral-wrapped penishead has a point” 😂

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Ewoks must've had one hell of a beauty salon for humans on their planet to do up Leia's hair like that! Also, shouldn't Chewie have been their god?

    • @madisonlink7141
      @madisonlink7141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah. Chewie was their "mountain that moves."

    • @trupype3028
      @trupype3028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And where did they get her dress?

    • @chrisandras44
      @chrisandras44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More than likely in the distant past, a protocol droid crash landed on Endor and the Ewoks worshipped it as a god. After he finally left or "died" he was prophesied to return.

    • @tarponpet
      @tarponpet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In all seriousness there are other big furry creatures on the planet like Yuzzums, and Goraxes, so Chewie wouldn't be anything special. And apparently the ewok gods are described as golden.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chrisandras44 more like the golden metal man would seem like a god to most primitive tribal civilisations

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:29 both Jedi and Sith assume that once you ‘give in’ to dark feelings there’s no going back. It’s a major reason the Jedi were so stuck in their dogmatic ways and why it was so easy for Palpatine to convert several of them, including Anakin.

  • @sandal_thong8631
    @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I always felt that Han saying "Thanks, Luke, I owe you one" was a sin. First, as you say Luke still owed him another, and it's very un-Han Solo, like if he'd said "I love you too." He should have said "Thanks, but remember you still owe me one more, kid!"
    Also, it's a sin that they left a Y-Wing fighter on Tatooine that Leia or Lando could have flown back. The fleet needed every ship for the attack on the Death Star. That could have saved lives!

  • @evann5451
    @evann5451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:20. “Oh crap, prepare to jump into hyperspace on my mark”

    • @evann5451
      @evann5451 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@calebsawyer0719 I know. That’s just what it sounds like

  • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
    @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Watching this and the holes in the evil plan, reminds me of Dr. Evil from Austin Powers with the issues with his evil plans and Scotty being CinemaSins.
    Vader: My master, there are all these design flaws, similar to the first Death Star, why can't we ---
    Emperor: Scotty, um I mean Vader, I am the evil Doctor, I mean emperor here, okay?

  • @elijahsdad
    @elijahsdad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:24 LOL!!

  • @SilverNero
    @SilverNero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    7:19 Also, who else would it be? I mean, Leia is the only human woman seen throughout most of the trilogy.

    • @pranksterboy8371
      @pranksterboy8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MICHAEL X mon mothma

    • @sandal_thong8631
      @sandal_thong8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some chick on the other side of the galaxy was how it was "supposed" to play out. I read they threw in that comment "there is another" to make audiences think Luke could die or be captured. Then he decided Luke had a sister, then decided he didn't want it to go another 3 films so made her Leia (or Ilea from Children of Dune).

  • @CoolPaDuke
    @CoolPaDuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Since every other force-sensitive character has defied gravity at some point why does the Emperor, one of the most force-powerful characters ever just fall, presumably to his death?

    • @chrisandras44
      @chrisandras44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was caught utterly by surprise at Vader turning on him.

    • @HilaryPea
      @HilaryPea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Caught off guard by Vader turning on him (good reason, Chris) AND by the force lightning stunning him - or so it looks. Although the force should have warned him. Maybe he got too cocky and ignored the warning.

    • @chrisandras44
      @chrisandras44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HilaryPea Luke said it beforehand, his overconfidence was his weakness.

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Return of Skywalker negates this, either palpatine is alive, or there’s recordings of him, which sounds like Disney wanting money, which is extremely possible

    • @pixeltcat
      @pixeltcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pugnacious Productions to me it just looks like his spirit is all that remains

  • @greedy1150
    @greedy1150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Anakin is young force ghost because he turned to the dark side when he was young and his Jedi part of him disappeared when he was really young. That’s why he has a young force ghost and not old one . Like before they changed it he had an old force ghost but they changed it because it’s meant to be young

    • @Nixus237
      @Nixus237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But he became a Jedi again at the end that's the only reason he could be a force ghost in first

    • @greedy1150
      @greedy1150 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not even talking about him becoming a Jedi again 🤦‍♂️

    • @cmreap
      @cmreap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      are you seriously trying to justify Lucas' meretricious insertion of Hayden Christensen into the Special Edition?

    • @xliquid1400
      @xliquid1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cmreap I liked it

    • @alexreilly6121
      @alexreilly6121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      christ you will really defend that prat til the end wont you

  • @DeinotronTheTerrible
    @DeinotronTheTerrible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    8:27
    Actually, that was a scout trooper, not a storm trooper.

    • @VTGN-II
      @VTGN-II 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're still stormtroopers, just in slightly different gear. It's not like they're clonetroopers or anything.

    • @zachhaynes5052
      @zachhaynes5052 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VTGN-II so what happened stormtroopers armor is got cracked when stormtroopers fell

  • @TeamOT
    @TeamOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can't wait till The Rise of Skywalker. You better make an Iron Throne joke xD

  • @anthonyx9481
    @anthonyx9481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Star Wars General Hospital!" 😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @wearywolfkins4755
    @wearywolfkins4755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You guys made a mistake, at 16:52 it should say, “ *DING* He survives this “

    • @colehopper8470
      @colehopper8470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weary Wolfkins nice spoiler

    • @farjohn
      @farjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colehopper8470 no the spoiler would be saying that Plapytine has cloned himself for hundreds of years and has millions of palpatines to come

  • @xplatypus516
    @xplatypus516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Apparently the door opens when you shoot it!”
    Lego Star Wars memories where you at 😂😂

  • @FlameDarkfire
    @FlameDarkfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:01 dun moch is a dark side technique of shit talking your opponent to frustrate and anger them so they make a mistake.

  • @Ajax_97
    @Ajax_97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't think I've ever watched these sin videos without laughing. The little quips make this golden hahaha

  • @markvazquez7348
    @markvazquez7348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    5:10
    Actually yes. All Padawans/soon to be Jedi, must go through something called “great trials” and I’m not kidding, they all have to do something that can prove they are worthy of being a true Jedi Knight. Some are facing a Sith Lord (obi-wan vs Darth maul) (Anakin vs Count Dooku) some are just specific for them like Ahsoka and how she was framed for the bombing of the temple, after she recovered from that, it was considered her great trial and she was able to become a Jedi Knight.

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shigar Konshi helped defeat the Hex droids on Sebaddon to be granted the rank of Jedi Knight.

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When is this stated in the Trilogy?

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was from the lore.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it in the films? It's not, is it? So it's nonsense. Obi-Wan was considered unready by everyone, being really good at combat (and even then, winning via cunning) doesn't seem an appropriate reason to become a knight given the rest of the films.
      "I foresee you will become a great Jedi Knight."
      "In, like, 36 hours when I spam jump on a much more skilled opponent?"
      " . . . yes."

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If it’s not in the Films, it doesn’t count.

  • @salvadormercado5988
    @salvadormercado5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know I’m late but Luke definitely had trining between the 2 movies I mean like he learned how to craft his own lightsaber and can even use Jedi mind tricks, things we know require training to do based on the Clone Wars series.

  • @MrrDerser
    @MrrDerser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I guess all the other Jedi had to confront some terrible, extremely-difficult evil to become Jedi, too, huh?
    yea almost sounds as if there was a thing called Trials for padawans before they could become Jedies -thinking face-

    • @JezielProdigalSon
      @JezielProdigalSon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the plural of Jedi is Jedi

    • @VTGN-II
      @VTGN-II 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Except padawans didnt have to go through a trial where they fight "difficult evil", and you somehow botched the plural pronunciation of jedi as well.

  • @gmaxion2001
    @gmaxion2001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:10 Yeah. . The Jedi had to go through a trial set forth to them in order to become a Jedi. Being as Yoda is about to die, I guess facing Vader is Luke's trial.

  • @GamerFromJump
    @GamerFromJump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:37 - The doors here have the same weakness as those doors from _Metroid_ .

  • @darthclanker6856
    @darthclanker6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "how does a rock dropped from 30 feet hurt a stormtrooper?"
    Even if you had a football helmet, I'm 90% sure you would get knocked down.

  • @gamingunner128
    @gamingunner128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Everything wrong with return of the Jedi
    Us: we don’t do that here.

    • @Thatguy55595
      @Thatguy55595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I can’t even watch it. To me there’s nothing wrong with this movie...

    • @Thatguy55595
      @Thatguy55595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Name bro... empire is the best movie but this second... they should have just ended Star Wars after this. I know people hate on phantom but it was just nostalgic because it came out when I was 5 it has a place in my heart even though it’s kinda bad

    • @Thatguy55595
      @Thatguy55595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Name and he should have reviewed the original vhs release or 97 edition. It would have a lot less sins imo

    • @Thatguy55595
      @Thatguy55595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Name ehh idk about that. I always thought the plot of the movie was great. Like I said he should have reviewed the other version. This dude just whines about everything tbh. Just look at the school of rock one he said the doors aren’t a good band. This dude is clearly and idiot no offense f

    • @Thatguy55595
      @Thatguy55595 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Name and no offense but the force awakens was the only good one Disney has made.. they rest are all kinda bad in my opinion. They sold out when Disney got the rights

  • @saltlife8762
    @saltlife8762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Movie : exists
    CinemaSins : DINGGGGGG!!!!!

  • @robertserrano6792
    @robertserrano6792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Emperor: Strike me down
    Luke: ok
    Vader:BLOCK lol

  • @_WillCAD_
    @_WillCAD_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I got an actual out loud laugh from "I'd give real money if he'd shut up."
    Then "We are the United States government! We don't do that sort of thing!" And I lost it.
    Also: Where did Leia get that pretty new dress she was wearing at the Ewoks village? Was she wearing it under her uniform? Or did they make a human-style dress just for her when Wicket brought her in? How did they know how to make human-style dresses? Ewoks don't wear anything but hoods to cover their neck seams, and the occasional belt or animal skull helmet.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Who braided your hair? Did the Ewoks braid your hair?"
      "....Yeah."

    • @dongilleo9743
      @dongilleo9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What did the Ewoks make Leia's dress out of? I doubt they had a local fabric store, which would leave animal skins from things they had killed to eat. Given the Ewoks were about to cook and eat Han and the rest, you have to start wondering who they might have made Leia's dress out of.

    • @tbeller80
      @tbeller80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dongilleo9743 or who did they kill and steal the dress from?

    • @Kolonol1
      @Kolonol1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know...why isn't she walking around in just a good? That's a sin right there

    • @Sh9168
      @Sh9168 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And where did Jabba get the bikini from?

  • @cooljackster7390
    @cooljackster7390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:56 those purple dudes were the Emperor’s advisors.

    • @steverogers2603
      @steverogers2603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s too arrogant to take anyone’s advice. They were just yes men.

    • @cooljackster7390
      @cooljackster7390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@steverogers2603 oh

  • @master106
    @master106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    15:40 He didn’t know Yoda was still alive. He thought Yoda died with all the other Jedi in Revenge Of The Sith.

    • @NonSoCheNickMettere
      @NonSoCheNickMettere 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plus, maybe he try to make Luke angry and ready to fight, speaking about Obi-Wan, since Obi-Wan was killed by Vader just in front of Luke.

    • @seriouslygavintherandomer
      @seriouslygavintherandomer ปีที่แล้ว

      Vader cant possibly underestimate yoda like that