I had the "Gimme the baby" line stuck in my head throughout my organic chemistry final. There I was, trying to take a final that determines my gpa, which in turn determines whether I keep my scholarship, and all I could think was "GIMME THE BABY". So thanks for that.....
He's a Goblin, not a barbarian. We can't just have too many lips going around. Think of the economy. We can't have too much inflation. And see it from the bright side, that couple got themselves a nice human to play with. It's always nice to keep pets around. And when you're done with them, well at least you got 2 lips out of it. And some food. I'm a Vegan Gobbo so I only eat Vegetarians.
I think my favorite thing about this video is that I've seen it about 10 times and I only just noticed the woman at the start is talking about the amount of plug sockets.
I’ve watched this so many times that randomly in my every day life I find myself saying “lips” like the goblin does with no context and usually just to myself, help.
No one seems to be talking about how truely terrifying that ending is... Jack just got sold to goblins, who use lips as currency and probably eat babies. I'm scared for him...
Sparkie it’s actually the opposite of makeup, the dean face u know and love is a very expensive and believable layer of makeup that he removed for this video. He’s very brave.
He has a bag of lips and you want me to kiss him. SEEMS SENSIBLE. I also got the feeling the "pretty boy" and "fittie" bits weren't scripted 😂 Can someone please fanfiction this shite??
JACK, YOUR ACTING AT THE END IS SO FRICKEN GOOD!! I LOVE IT!!! You actually looked genuinely scared and forgotten and neglected, are you okay? And, Dean, everything about the Goblin was amazing; you executed the role so well. Well done. 👏👏👏👏👏 Edit: fast-forward 2 years later, wow this comment is cringey, ugh. I still mean everything I said tho, it was great acting on both of your behalfs. This is one of the videos I always come back to and it's great everytime. Well done guys!
I’m really thrilled that videos like this are being made. Nonsensical and unpredictable. Just how I like my TH-cam. I’d wait an eternity under a staircase for your videos. Thanks for keeping your creativity alive guys!
i am dead at the way he proudly shows the bag of lips and moves hips eyebrows and says "L I P S" very good character development in 5 second, but for real im dead
I had to rewatch that sketch several times over the past days. It may very well be my favourite one from anyone ever. It is just so perfect. The portrayal of the goblin is golden and the subtitles are a nice bonus. Love it!
*unending silence in place of an end theme, reminding you that in the grand scheme of the universe, you are nothing more than an insignificant speck in the center of a limitless void*
fittieeeeee
doddleoddle love you dodie💖
love you dodie💖
Is it just me or was that the most disturbing video from Jack and Dean??
Love you Dodie
GCcrankum It's definitely just you! Do you not remember the one about Naziism!?
Harry potter has changed
Ryan True BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHA
OMG
THIS COMMENT HAS LEFT ME ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OML
Ryan True You would too if you were stuck under the stairs
Dean as a goblin is funnier than I could have ever imagine. Sequel please.
Matt Lobster can u do u as a lobster tho
I came here to say the very same!
He deserves an Oscar.
Yea
OMG Matt you’re actually alive?
*"GIMMIE THE BABY"*
"Tone it down a notch will you?"
*_"GiMmiE tHe baBy"_*
Anna Woods best bit
I cried and pissed myself at that point
1 thousanth like
I was wrong, just don't say it
Anna Woods gets out bag of kiss lips
*LiPs* *kIsSEs*
The way he tries to say "gimmie the baby" gentler kills me every time! Top notch acting! And the whole thing is comedy gold (as always)
*GoLd?*
@@theteutonking3306 oh god, oh fuck
Give the Goblin some gold
GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME MOTHERFUCKING GOLD
And the way he goes cross eyed
I am slightly concerned at how good Dean's goblin acting is
Sonny Etchell lol me too. It’s to real
Unnerving...was he born a goblin?
@@collinsje5 he is a goblin
Act? What do you mean act
Way too real
I thought for sure the lips were coming off in that kiss.
come on that would´ve been perfect
same
Missed a trick there, dean
Glad I wasn't the only one who had this disturbing thought 😥
That would have been a little too predictable for me. What I like about Jack and Dean is that they never do what I expect them to.
"basil" might be the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Brilliant.
1:44
Ye basil...
Me and my best friend just keep saying "basil" to each other before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
"Leaving out food or gold?"
"Don't act likes that's a stupid thing to say, there's a goblin in the cupboard."
LOGIC
Nah gobber only want lips.
I had the "Gimme the baby" line stuck in my head throughout my organic chemistry final. There I was, trying to take a final that determines my gpa, which in turn determines whether I keep my scholarship, and all I could think was "GIMME THE BABY". So thanks for that.....
Life can be very strange.
Did you pass?
Did you pass?
@Marrick Curia keep it in your pants
@@SPFLDAngler Keep it in your pass
100% expected him to bite jacks goddamn face off
SmexyRula or at least his lips
I def thought he was gonna take his lips.
LIPS
When he wanted the kiss, I thought he was going to take off Jack's lips. How graphic would that be?!?!
yeah same here
Answer: YeS
Level of graphicness is YeS
I tought the same
Yea same.
He's a Goblin, not a barbarian. We can't just have too many lips going around. Think of the economy. We can't have too much inflation. And see it from the bright side, that couple got themselves a nice human to play with. It's always nice to keep pets around. And when you're done with them, well at least you got 2 lips out of it. And some food.
I'm a Vegan Gobbo so I only eat Vegetarians.
"Give me a kiss, fitty" IM SCREAMING
"Youre fuckin nice"
😂😂
Basil?
*basil*
I read that as Basil.. the name first...
I think my favorite thing about this video is that I've seen it about 10 times and I only just noticed the woman at the start is talking about the amount of plug sockets.
Never actually noticed that till you commented this, and I've watched this a good 30+ times XD.
As someone who works for an Estate Agent, I can confirm that there are Goblins under everyone’s home
Once I told my cousins that "UFO" stands for "Under Floor Oranges".
Not too sure why.
My house doesn't have stairs, do I still have goblins?
James Smith Underneath the floorboards
ItsJoeDoe he's in the ceiling then.
StickMaster500 I’m not sleeping tonight
Dean is so fucking good in this 🌟🙌
denise van wijk I know, right?!
Yup
Type casting.
What if it’s not acting?
Dean was incredible in this
Yup, he freaks the shit out of me
sam complimenting dean? did cas die? XD
I mean when you don't have to act, thinks are easier. Man did she look good though that Gobbo. The lips I'd give for her...
@@daxtro5492 omg it took me a full minute to get that!
Also, cas kinda did die.
why am i both very amused and not at all surprised that dean managed to get the word “fitty” into this
For some reason “oh he’s got basil in there” killed me lol
dean *gobbs*
mastermind
Maaan, fuck yoi for that one 😂
LIPS
This must be the maddest sketch you've done. I love it
sophie I was gonna argue freaky mouth pizza but I think you may be right ahaha
*”L I P S !”*
If you press 2 you get to that scene at the start
...did you just say ‘lips’?
"Take it down a notch."
*Proceeds to go cross-eyed* "Gimme da baby."
*_69th like. What have I done...?_*
@@StonksNZ Blasphemy..
@@MonoCrowbo what do you mean: blasphemy?
Xan D it’s a reference to another of there sketches I think
@@azaleawater I don't know why he keeps putting his face into the toast... kids eh?
Seriously though, can we have the bloopers of Jack kissing goblin Dean or nah? :'D
I'd bet that was the blooper
Lips
that's free real estate
empie Hahahaha
Is that a vine reference 😏😏😋
May Chesley no..
I ' M W H E E Z I N G
Please for the love of god can we have some bloopers for this
the greatest kiss in film history
...or at least the creepiest.
I REALLY want to see the bloopers to this video
Who doesn’t
Dean has a great goblin voice.
That took a dark turn.
Fergus Griggs Yeah what do they want jack to do
FINALLY THEY KISS
Brendon Urie Is My Religion YASSS FINALLY
they have like 3 times on stage 😂
Katie Brant exactly, you guys are late you should check their stage kisses 😂
y e s
Ur username is my religion
I’m an estate agent, and I can confirm that this is what 90% of my job involves
Goblins?
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 humans... although, see it as a way to make back 2 lips on the purchase.
_”Lips”_
“GIMME THE BABY”
“Disease, disease, disease, Basil”
“KISS”
Dean looks a little different, did he get a tan?
Dd Loves i think it was a haircut...?
Elizabeth Grace No he's just got new shoes
Don't forget he painted his nails
I think he's got some eyeliner on? I'm sure its his eyes that look different
Grace H maybe coloured contacts?
lips.
stop saying lips.
Shannon Green REnT GimMiE
NEVER! I'm poor, I would turn out my pockets to prove it but I can't afford them.
That, a few times an hour, for a few month, to anyone.
Lips
U like punk duck and jack and dean mad head
"GIV ME DA BAYBEE"
I’ve watched this so many times that randomly in my every day life I find myself saying “lips” like the goblin does with no context and usually just to myself, help.
No one seems to be talking about how truely terrifying that ending is... Jack just got sold to goblins, who use lips as currency and probably eat babies.
I'm scared for him...
God that make up on dean is amazing
Sparkie it’s actually the opposite of makeup, the dean face u know and love is a very expensive and believable layer of makeup that he removed for this video. He’s very brave.
Sparkie what makeup?
GHIMMEEE THEEE GHBAYBEE
would you say you were....sober when you had the idea for this? Whatever the catalyst for this work of art was, keep doing it
He has a bag of lips and you want me to kiss him. SEEMS SENSIBLE.
I also got the feeling the "pretty boy" and "fittie" bits weren't scripted 😂
Can someone please fanfiction this shite??
1:22 that subtle hand movement of Jack's tho...
Dean could you be any more amazing? And Jack's deadpan delivery is perfect as usual! Love you both!
Ten seconds after the video ended, I screamed, "wait... DID JACK AND DEAN JUST KISS?!?!?!" 😂😂😂😂
Aww you can stay under my stairs creepy goblin dean
Beemovie Cookiebish
Ur wrird
Is that a euphemism?
Beemovie Cookiebish YOUR ICON JSJEJEBD HAHAHH
Can i just acknowledge that at 3:45 when Dean runs away he has no colour on his feet but he's green everywhere else?
God, I love this. Amazingly written boys!
2:44 Fittie, you're f*cking nice, pretty boy, pretty! 😂😂😂
2:43 full thing
When Jack and Dean upload my will to live increases
Ah yes. Lips are common currency in the goblin world.
It's the best sketch of 2018, I repeat, it's the best sketch of 2018, this is not a drill I am creasing.
the disease bit made me cry it's so good
“You fing pretty boi.”
“If he gives you a kiss, will you go away?”
“YES.”
Dean saying GIVE ME THE BABY got me tbh
"kiss me you fitty" is one of the most british and relatable things ever
this must've been so hard to film
'Gimme a kiss, fitty, you're f*cking nice'
Have to remember this for my wedding vows
JACK, YOUR ACTING AT THE END IS SO FRICKEN GOOD!! I LOVE IT!!! You actually looked genuinely scared and forgotten and neglected, are you okay? And, Dean, everything about the Goblin was amazing; you executed the role so well. Well done. 👏👏👏👏👏
Edit: fast-forward 2 years later, wow this comment is cringey, ugh. I still mean everything I said tho, it was great acting on both of your behalfs. This is one of the videos I always come back to and it's great everytime. Well done guys!
Role? He just took of the make-up...
Dean is actually a goblin didn’t you know
That ending was priceless
This is why the wait between jack and dean videos is worth it, hilarious!
What kind of Harry Potter fanfic is this?
RoyalyReagan my kind
Was this Goblin!Harry and Real Estate Agent!Draco AU? Is there a following for that? My research has led to dead ends, I _must_ uncover this mystery!
Just Dean growling compliments at Jack is one of my favourite things to date. XD
When he says “basil” he literally sounds exactly like Gollum 😂
every sketch from you guys is a gift from the heavens.
i have many questions but want no answers
Its better that way.
It's always been my dream to star in a Jack and Dean video.
Thanks for making it a reality guys.
Jasmine Wadsworth same. are you the goblin that is living under the stairs? i'm the one with the blue hair.
Jasmine Wadsworth SAME
I’m usually the trash can in the background
I need to see bloopers of this 😂
2 years later it’s still my all time favourite skit.
I, for one, am glad that "Lips!" is now a new meme.
You guys are the best.
'Lips' is now an inside joke with me and my friends now we at least quote it five times a day and it never fails to make me laugh
Ok but....Dean with long black acrylic nails is iconic
I’m really thrilled that videos like this are being made. Nonsensical and unpredictable. Just how I like my TH-cam. I’d wait an eternity under a staircase for your videos. Thanks for keeping your creativity alive guys!
“GIMMIE A KISS FITTIE, YOUR FUCKIN NICE” i don’t even want to imagine how long it would’ve taken to get that one line
This is like my absolute favorite Jack and Dean skit that isn’t an “All Trades” video. I can’t count how many times I’ve watched it lol
The little laugh after Jack says "A goblin that lives under the stairs" makes me laugh so much!
this is simultaneously one of the funniest and most uncomfortable videos i’ve ever watched 😂😂 wonderful job, this is great guys xx
LIPS
I never know how to comment on your videos...What the hell? I'm laughing but I'm...very disturbed.
this comment is a big mood
Not disturbed here. Just excited and amused, really.
This comment is perfect really
Best kind of humour
i am dead at the way he proudly shows the bag of lips and moves hips eyebrows and says "L I P S"
very good character development in 5 second, but for real im dead
'Lips' and 'gimme the baby' have been living rent free in my head since this came out
Ending darker than Infinity War.
Edit: they kissed I'm crying happy tears
*"does that...effect your decision in any way?"*
Dean sounds exactly like Gollum 😂😂
Alexmccool ' right
It reminds me too much of a harry potter and lotr crossover :')
WAIT THAT WAS ACTUALLY DEAN??? HOLY SHIT HE LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT
Yup
Especially at 1:45
I had to rewatch that sketch several times over the past days. It may very well be my favourite one from anyone ever. It is just so perfect. The portrayal of the goblin is golden and the subtitles are a nice bonus. Love it!
that smile turning into a scowl before shutting the door is frightening
Bloopers?
Leo please
The shippers are slowly crying rn
Scared but impressed
Zoe Weaver this is the mood summed up
*unending silence in place of an end theme, reminding you that in the grand scheme of the universe, you are nothing more than an insignificant speck in the center of a limitless void*
Dean's expression at the end gives me chills
“Is that a bag a lips?” Cracked me up so much
The basil could come in handy. Maybe some eggs. Could cook something. You know. The goblin could make a living as a cook.
That is some WICKED makeup. Wow.
Love this guys! Your videos never fail to be amazing 😊
ayyyyy!
GiMmE the BabEee
Jack @ 3:33 - "This happens every time!"
Me - "...how many times have you kissed that goblin??!!"
Bag of lips,
Harry Potter Got Starved And This Came Out 😂
So many more fanfics will be written because of this video
I’ve been saying “lips” in the goblin voice nonstop since I saw this yesterday
This is one of the best sketches you guys have ever done 😂