A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...
The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.
I dont know which is funnier: 1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or 2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or 3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.
Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!
I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...
This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud. While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.
I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a TH-cam video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!
I cant express how grateful I am that Jack and Dean made these videos free... I dont even have youtube red available in my country. Thank you SO MUCH, Jack and Dean!!!
I did watch the whole first series when it first came to fullscreen, but I think I’m loving it even more the second time around. Can’t wait until we go into the second series!
Hot-dang! I loved it. I love that if talked about real problems and normalised them without making the episode about them, because then it sort of (I think) makes the defaulters feel like they're being lectured, while this just gives them perspective. Brilliant job boys. (Idk why they won't let you direct TH-cam rewind lol)
This is my favourite episode! so many hilarious moments. That guy in the toilet is my favourite character of the entire show and he's only in it for like 3 seconds
I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH! These videos have been making my Christmas better! I’m glad you guys make these videos and I’m glad that you are doing something you love. At least I hope you love doing it. Ugh I’m rambling! But thank you so much for making entertainment for us. We all think you guys are amazing!
*That shits problematic son*
Katy Robson I open the comments at THIS EXACT POINT GOD DAMN IT
first time seeing this one, the note pad and the guy tagging along in the bathroom absolutely killed me.
SAME HONESTLY
Same xD
yeah that’s great. I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU
@@h33day Call my office on Monday! I might have a position for you.
*I COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU*
My jaw fell down at the "Can you" line and stayed that way till the end credits.
He did not like the cut of Jack's jib.
I laughed so hard I could hard after just being shook
TheGodOfPegana i needed to it again to get it
I had to rewind and watch it a second time, Jack’s face murdered me 😂
I like the cut of you jib, Pegana! Meet me in my office on Monday.
A real waiter is not a waiter without a tray actually, preferably round, made of metal, and fucking heavy! Usually carried with the palm of the hand... I hate my job...
Bro, same
Palm of the hand??? I've always used fingertips wth
Awesome
So basically a pizza pan
NaNomi Fingertips? I use my my rock hard washboard abs.
7:12 the black dude taking notes on the knife and fork is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time
Omg lol I didn't really notice that!
same 😂
I was actually about to comment that
When i read it i thought you meant notes like physically on the knife and fork
*phork
Bathroom montage still the best bit
I like the cut of your jib arsg66 i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning
Defenetly
‘No asparagus isn’t a utensil’
I love how the confused dude joined in on the class
Can you is simply amazing
"WHAT THE FUCK can i get you?" still my favourite line
Mine too forever
*PHORK*
!
*fork.
@Xan D
Whoosh
@@thenerdyanarchist3492 "In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!!"
-Megamind. (I tricked you into r/Woosh ing me.)
@@StonksNZ clever... very clever...
-Flowey from undertale
"Asparagus is not a utensil."
Is mayonnaise ...a utensil?
@@zanzlanz Horse radish is not a utensil either
Is that a dare?
What about a AR-15
Not with that attitude
"Well... can you?" killed me with laughter
I love Dean and Jack.
Derrick?
palm tree darren...
Sammikins So you like the cut of their jib.
Misclickable could defiantly use someone like him
Rot
I've already eaten my advent calendar but this is a better one
what did you do with the chocolate ? cuz you're not supposed to eat the calendar itself ya know ?
@@flori8320 True
@@flori8320 wait
You’re not supposed to?
WE’VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG
*DENKI*
I'm sorry but that bathroom scene has me HOWLING.
I like the cut of your jib! Be at my office at 4 on Monday!
7:12 I lost it when the other guy joined him in taking notes
I like the cut off your jib, 12 Deans of Jackmas!!
_jackmas_
I like the cut of your jib boys, I could use men like you!
Monday?
Im enjoying these so so much I haven't laughed like this in ages
twish one more like and you have a circle of likes
ITZ THE CIRCLE OF LIIIKEEEESSSSS
Sausages
I like the cut of your jib twish i could use someone like you pop by the office first thing Monday morning
Same
Thanks for giving this to us for free Jack and Dean
Chris Holds Anything for you, Deadpool ♥️
This is my favourite episode so far I'm screeching
The biggest gem of this series so far is definitely marv & the actress that plays her!! She works so well off the both of you & kills every line she delivers.
Agreed, Marv brings me so much joy!! Jessica Hynes absolutely nails it every time.
I dont know which is funnier:
1. The idea that Jack has a slide prepared for Dean to point to, including soup on a list of foods he doesn't use utensils for, or
2. Dean took the time to draw out and color all of those things on the slide, which must have taken a good minute, or
3. Dean knew that Jack was going to bring a chart of how to use a fork and a knife and included a slide himself about it, and Jack just went with it.
“But can you walk the walk”
“Can you?”
This is under any point of view the better line I’ve heard so far. Simply brilliant!
They should’ve been in rewind
I wouldn’t wish the rewind this year on anyone honesty, I think all the good youtubers dodged a bullet not being in it
dont curse that upon them lol
Isn’t this from 2016 though? 😊
Nope check the description. It came out yesterday...
the animated watermelon I know this particular video did just come out, but the series as a whole originally came out several years ago 😊
These are making my Christmas soooo much better !!
i could literally watch the same lot of jack and dean videos and not get bored
Maia Ford I could.
@@DeanDobbs i saw that sneaky edit
Same here. And I do.
Your speech at the beginning, I felt that.
When the other guy started taken notes aswell
“ asparagus is not a utensil “ had me dead 🤣❤️
so funny love u guys
this series is genuinely hilarious
I really need to get a jib cut.
A jib is a sail and the cut is the way it's positioned.
I love their creativity and that’s the thing I respect in people so much, so props to you guys!
Number one on my top 10 list of transitions:
"What the fu- Can I get you?"
"knife and fork is like a good marriage, unlike the one your parents had" I've seen this son many times and it still make me wheeze
Jack and Dean deserve more appreciation that’s the tea
‘You wouldn’t see Spider-Man without his cape’ lmao
Imagine if you actually had to do a test and get a licence to use a knife and fork with a spoon being a special add on you apply for
There actually is, you need to take it for your knife loicense.
okay but that steak looked TERRIBLE
Zinkromo Even more terrible when you consider that there was more than one take... 😵
@@DeanDobbs you poor soul
@@DeanDobbs how did it taste?
Gerald is clearly an NPC. Just two cut scenes and the rest is repetitive dialogue loops. "I like the cut of your jib! I could use someone like you! Give my office a call first thing Monday!" Great episode, guys!
These are so brilliant and "PISS!" made me legit laugh out loud
"Wouldn't see Spiderman without his cape"
Don't think anyones seeing Spiderman at all anymore m8
I already loved the first 3 episodes, but 'I like the cut of your jib' ended up making me cry from laughter! I also love how informative this series is: so far I've learnt how to tell babies apart (hat), how to recognise a waiter (napkin), what's a fork...
I can just imagine dean casually shovelling soup into his mouth at a dinner table
Well he only said that he can’t use fork and knife so I think he can use a spoon
Cut my jib
“No asparagus is not a utensil” XD
“What the Fuck can I get you” is the most ingenious line transition ever I’ve heard! I’ve watched it a billion times- this series is incredible.
the other guy taking notes in the bathroom cracked me up!
Kiss 4:35
What the fuck can I get you 5:06
Bathroom scene starts 5:56
Teaching Dean how to use the knife and fork 6:20
Fuck it 7:58
Can you? 9:55
This is my favourite of Jack & Dean of all trades, and one of my favourite sketches of your whole channel. So many of the jokes got me laughing out loud.
While some jokes were repeated or spun a different way they never felt repetitive and only drove home the punch lines.
Love angry Jack. Love this episode! Love the reoccurring "I've not seen it." gag. Hilarious as always!
I really enjoy spotting all of the cinematic references, the more you know the funnier it is!
Absolutely love these Jack and Darren videos, they truly make my day
6:54 "...uh....why-" made me giggle soooo much
I'm not even through the video, but I needed to pause to comment: I don't think I've ever laughed that much at a TH-cam video ever... So many gems in this... So so many... Wow!!!
*Looks up*
What the fuck-
Can I get you?
😂😂😂😂
“WHAT FHE FUCK-can I get you?”
I love the writing you guys put into this omfg
This was honestly beautiful. Sold me on the whole series
I keep rewatching this series it's too good
This is the best for quarantine
Agree
WAITERS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE HELL YESSSSSSS
they also seem to be getting funnier and funnier as they go along so keep it up
I cant express how grateful I am that Jack and Dean made these videos free... I dont even have youtube red available in my country.
Thank you SO MUCH, Jack and Dean!!!
Lol I love it when it deans shouts “PISS!”
I LOVE THIS. Y'all are so talented
Day 4 of asking Jack and Dean to come back on random videos I'm watching because I feel nostalgic
I did watch the whole first series when it first came to fullscreen, but I think I’m loving it even more the second time around.
Can’t wait until we go into the second series!
Neither can we!
Man, I watched these episodes on Fullscreen ages ago. SO well done!
9:00 Hahaha, as he's lifting his arm in protest; well written guys!!
I love this series.
I am oh so very happy this is finally on TH-cam! Love you 2, such an inspiration. You beautiful British boi's breathe life into me.
Hot-dang! I loved it. I love that if talked about real problems and normalised them without making the episode about them, because then it sort of (I think) makes the defaulters feel like they're being lectured, while this just gives them perspective. Brilliant job boys. (Idk why they won't let you direct TH-cam rewind lol)
It*
This is my favourite episode! so many hilarious moments. That guy in the toilet is my favourite character of the entire show and he's only in it for like 3 seconds
love the shining reference!!
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That is my jam, right there !
"Wait!"
"I was about to."
I like the cut of your jib Jack and Dean. Another fantastic episode really enjoying this series
9:56 bruh that made me fucking wheeze
honestly the best line in this is by far, I didn't want to say anything, you've been through enough.
Pure friendship.
I remember when I watched the full series on Fullscreen. This is bringing back good memories.
SPIDER-MAN WITH A CAPE HAGAGAHAHHA
the punchline of “can you?” gets me so good every time!! 😂
what a flipping amazing training montage *thumbs up*
i LOVE the shining reference, actually I love the whole thing, one of my absolute favourite episodes
"Can you?" I SCREAMED! Well done boys, well done
this is defo the best one so far **applause**
5:09
Best cut in history.
‘What the fuck, can I get you?!’ This is officially my favourite show omg
Oh my god i just watched the shining the other night and-
“All work and no play makes jack a dull boy” on the notepad was hilarious 😂
I love u guys keep up the good work
this is genuinely so good!! I love it so much pleasseeeeee keep writing
This feels like watching Christmas films with the fam :) just nice :) thanks for posting guys
This one is my favorite episode! I've already watched the series and they are as funny as the first time. Thank you for all your work!
It's not Dean's fault he couldn't cut the steak. They gave him a table knife instead of a steak knife.
*I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB!!! KEEP IT UP JACK&DEAN!*
The continious twists in dialogue omg i can't!!
5:14 "WHAT THE FUCK- can I get you?!" ded
watched both seasons several times now and this episode is definitely my favourite
This series is amazing! Best Christmas present ever! Not that it's difficult to be better than a green-pea, weirdly shaped and itchy sweater...
favorite episode by far. good job guys
oh the camera work is just so brilliant here. the "what the fuck- can i get for u" was just so CLEVER
I LOVE YOU GUYS SOOOOO MUCH! These videos have been making my Christmas better! I’m glad you guys make these videos and I’m glad that you are doing something you love. At least I hope you love doing it. Ugh I’m rambling! But thank you so much for making entertainment for us. We all think you guys are amazing!
"I don't want you to feel stupid, you've been through enough"
Jack, see the true friendship right there from Dean.