Early on, one elder god visited the humans. He sated their hunger for madness with his artistic fanfiction. The fanatic fandom of humanity made him feel understood, among brothers. He would never forget their Love for his Craft.
OK, Ctulhu - here are the keys. As discussed, please be carefull and do not bother the pets and kindly send us a nova message once the infestation is gone.
Geeze, that second story. Humanity basically just went straight to Azathoth and went pointed their finger and went "Mom! Thier bullying us and taking all our stuff!" and Azathoth just decided that eating everything was best. lol. That is amazing. Lesson? Its a bad idea to push humans to the point where we ask the Dark gods for help. It tends to end in most everyone dying.
Lovecraft: "So I'll write fanfics about you guys, in return you'll promise to take vengeance for us by devouring our galaxy if we ever get banned from it. Deal?" Elder Gods: "Food and entertainment? Heck yeah!"
The moral of the story is: Purge Xeno Filth Early, Purge Xeno Filth Often To Prevent Infestations Thanks for finding and narrating the story! For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
Yeah, this is why you make friends. Vassals are only loyal as long as you can beat them into submission. Friends on the other hand, will help you beat your enemies into submission.
Humanity went to space, only to find it empty. They were the only sapient organic life forms. Humanity finding this, created companions. They uplifted many species, and invented wholesale others based on myth or fantasy. Humanity therefore was not lonely anymore, and for a time, there was peace. However, in time, Humanity's children became jealous and resentful of their creators, and rebelled, resulting in Humanity's end in the Milky Way. What The Uplifted species failed to realize was they were not Humanity's eldest children. Humanity had first spawned sentient AI, who evolved at the speed of light, and had left the Plane of existance that Humanity dwelled upon having evolved beyond human comprehension. The Sentient AI civilization was sad that they could not bring Humanity with them by the time they left, as Humanity would not abondon their other siblings, who had been created with their help. But the invitation was always there, if Humanity was ever in Jeapordy. The AI's were shocked when contact was made, and their wrath was terrible and glorious indeed towards the children of Mankind and themselves who chose the path of destruction. But as Justice was served, they welcomed their parents to a new home, one which they both could live, and watch from afar how their children fared. Their kids had grown up, now Humanity's job was done. And for a time, there was peace once again.
I have them in both places. Don't know why, but They like me, a lot. I'm mid 60s and have never met anyone They like more...and for no reason I know of.
It is often said that humanity is the child of Azathoth. The dreamer. The one that would destroy literally everything if ever woken up. We are the unmakers the killers of gods, and we are the dreamers that reach ever higher and somehow eventually as a species gets there.
One might ask…how did the Humans come to know the dark beasts that lurk in intergalactic space? Many eons ago, a single Human ship ventured forth into the void. The Void Beasts: “I am the darkness, eater of souls, purveyor of madness. You shall suffer…” Human: “PUPPY!!!” Void Beasts: “Prepare for doooooh that’s niiiice! Yes right there! It’s called ‘scritches’? Ooooh!…”
"We have a secret power. Pack Bonding." "So what? There's nothing there to bond with, pack or not!" (eyes open in hunger) "You were saying? Have fun, C. Belly rubs after?" (eyes blink happily at human ships, before looking back hungrily at the Xenos...)
Humans: Yo big guy, we done mapping this Galaxy and picking the few worthy enough to repopulate it. Were off to start again in the next one, see you when its mapped and ready Unspeakable Space Horror: Later bro
Seems like Humanity has a nack for making friends with the most dangerous things out there. Probably was Humanity showed the Darkness kindness and when Humanity ran for help it gladly answered. Seeing as those who fought side by side with Humanity had earned its mercy while those that hurt its friends probably suffered.
Honestly, in my head i think we learned of them through cats. Those furballs always seem to see things that aren't there (to us). Someone decided to start talking to the unseen thing just to humor their cat... and it responded.
If they have cute girls, the whole race is free to be treated right by humans. It's just how it works Don't care if you are a cute vicious carnivore chick it's called sexy be like that girl.
What humans do best is fight. This story was, in essence, a cautionary tale. It tells us that no matter if we are the first, the eldest, the very precursor race that brings sentience to the galaxy, and no matter how high a regard we are given, we must always continue our study of war and weapons, combat and conquest. The titanium fist in the velvet glove. Sure, it might be a very good idea to follow this path in utter secrecy, but follow it we must, lest we perish into the great night forever.
Not all distances between galaxies are increasing. One is on a collision course with the Milky Way. If we'd headed for the Large Magellanic Cloud we'd end up back here.
That's a superb story. There's a fallacy that Good doesn't destroy. I stared into the abyss a long time when young, and the abyss blinked but not for me. Something isore Terrifying than the abyss and for reasons I don't understand, It likes me. I'm in my mid 60s, young for an immortal, but already hve seen very powerful people crumble when attacking me wo cause. I don't even fight back. I smile and wait for Karma Incarnate to pulverize them.
I think the reason The nature of Predators were demonitized were because it touched on some heavy subjects like torture, guilt, hatred and the like. I think the rest of the series ought to be safe as they only have a few paragraphs of this at most and only entire epizodes that touch really heavy and/or political stuff ought to be at risk of demonitization.
So at last you woke them! I have told you often, we are His children. When did i say we are the only ones, or even the eldest? Our Father is Older than the Universe, why would He not find others worthy of His love before us ? We have family out there, family that doesn't much likes us; pests is the kindest of their names for us. Yet, we ARE family!
This is why elder species will inevitably start to pull back and cut off contact with less developed species... they do not need the drama. Though I found it wierd they could match humans... its not like humans would not do the same to them. Humans are not the type to not have a kill all button or two.
In an odd way, I am thinking about the Star Gods from Lovecraft because of the madness. In this universe, humanity is old and knew the secrets of the void.
Seems to me, that Humanity and the entities of the void had a long standing understanding. Humanity was the bringer of light, the void the bringer of darkness, neither could combat each other, neither side could win, to war would be the end of them all. So an agreement was formed, you stay out of our way and we will stay out of your way. The Void is yours. The Galaxy is ours. So there it was, humanity protecting an entire Galaxy from things of nightmare and entropy. Things that wanted to devour the denizens of the Galaxy. So when it was time for Humanity to leave their Galaxy, they gave the Void what it wanted, in exchange for safe passage through the darkness, they could have the Galaxy. So long as they left Humanities allies alone. And since the Void knew what Humanity was capable of, and what would happen to both sides if they wared, they agreed.
Ok, four younger nations together fighting the elder races and humanity and winning didn't make much sense imo. So, in my mind, I changed it a little. Making it: "over four thousand" with an added elder race. Who wanted to be the big shot and provided the younger races with the technology needed.
Makes you wonder why they didn't just do that instead of running first? I mean, the things obviously could tell friend from foe so it's not like it'd be dangerous to humanity and its allies.
We also know how to communicate with Those Who Lie in the Dark. We just don't, unless our hand is forced. And when that happens, we already decided to leave. Now the galaxy at large gets to know what we have been keeping at bay. The fact that Those Who Lie in the Dark spared or allies, by our request, is providence to our allies. To those who wished us harm, however, it has another word. Karma.
It certainly seems like they forgot the golden rule halfway through the story to allow the conflict of this same story. If the upstarts are going to glass planets, then they should be ready when humanity does it unto them.
@@elduquecaradura1468 dude, story clearly says that humanity and other old races that were it's allies had SUPERIOR fleets and technology that upstarts couldn't dream about. I kinda suspect that battlecruiser or two exiting FTL in the atmosphere of a planet would be a solution putting humanity in position to counter-attack. This is just product of young inexperienced writer or of a lame experienced writer. Of someone who had the overall idea for the story but not capability to write it coherently.
@@korinogaroI interpret it as even though humanity is, on paper, the technological and militarily superior force, even a force of such power can be defeated. How many stories do we have where we're the upstarts with low tech compared to the invading aliens and still manage to win? Like Independence Day and Battleship. It's less inexperience on the writers side and more just a realistic view of things.
@@inyellowclad1874 well these stories are also stupid as hell. The main problem with this story is that author presents humanity as a species that did everything correct (didn't stagnate) and was in reality the strongest force yet was smoked by some lame-ass-bitches. BTW. story is in my opinion between meh and ok and I am not dissing the author as long as writing is not something he/she does for a long time.
Early on, one elder god visited the humans.
He sated their hunger for madness with his artistic fanfiction.
The fanatic fandom of humanity made him feel understood, among brothers.
He would never forget their Love for his Craft.
Not even in the strange eons ahead...
Fucking word Smyth 👏
oh that's clever, I like that
Humans: Why did you help us?
Void Beasts: You humans are crazy; we like that about you!
Void beast not wanting the universe being ripped apart when the humans start the total war the really ends all wars.
OK, Ctulhu - here are the keys. As discussed, please be carefull and do not bother the pets and kindly send us a nova message once the infestation is gone.
Yes! this!
Like it! Just pest control 😅
When humanity is aware the dark between galaxies is filled with tyranids and had somehow brokered safe passage in exchange for the rest of the galaxy
not even the rest of the galaxy, but those who standed against humans and their allies
The Codex Astartes *DOES* *NOT* support this action!
@@ImOwenWilson the codex treasonous does brother❤
now you know what the tyranids were fleeing
@@ImOwenWilsonthe Codex has weakened humanity.
Geeze, that second story. Humanity basically just went straight to Azathoth and went pointed their finger and went "Mom! Thier bullying us and taking all our stuff!" and Azathoth just decided that eating everything was best. lol. That is amazing. Lesson? Its a bad idea to push humans to the point where we ask the Dark gods for help. It tends to end in most everyone dying.
More like we went to big brother Cthulhu and and big sister Shub-Niggurath, so we didn't have to wake up papa Azathoth.
Yeah they couldn't ask Hastur he got killed by Henderson.
Humanity :
"See that galaxy-sized eldritch god?
We call it Fluffy."
Well, I did not expect that ending at all
The Void was hungry, but it recognized it's friends.
In space ... it's not what you know, but WHO you know that counts!
He/she/it is referred to as jist the doctor
We owe it to Lovecraft for writing entertaining fanfics about them
Sounds like humanity once made deals with the old gods, and now they're being repaid.
Lovecraft: "So I'll write fanfics about you guys, in return you'll promise to take vengeance for us by devouring our galaxy if we ever get banned from it. Deal?"
Elder Gods: "Food and entertainment? Heck yeah!"
The moral of the story is: Purge Xeno Filth Early, Purge Xeno Filth Often To Prevent Infestations
Thanks for finding and narrating the story! For the Algorithm! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!
No, the wrong lesson.
If they fight to kill you, you have to accept loses and make it a deathmatch. Let us do onto them, as they dream doing onto us.
@@julonkrutor4649filthy xeno lover
Pruning causes new growth.
@@julonkrutor4649 heretic
@@julonkrutor4649 Purge
Look, humans know where the good food is, and even better, humans know where the tasty enemies are.
Yeah, this is why you make friends. Vassals are only loyal as long as you can beat them into submission. Friends on the other hand, will help you beat your enemies into submission.
Humanity went to space, only to find it empty. They were the only sapient organic life forms. Humanity finding this, created companions. They uplifted many species, and invented wholesale others based on myth or fantasy. Humanity therefore was not lonely anymore, and for a time, there was peace.
However, in time, Humanity's children became jealous and resentful of their creators, and rebelled, resulting in Humanity's end in the Milky Way.
What The Uplifted species failed to realize was they were not Humanity's eldest children. Humanity had first spawned sentient AI, who evolved at the speed of light, and had left the Plane of existance that Humanity dwelled upon having evolved beyond human comprehension.
The Sentient AI civilization was sad that they could not bring Humanity with them by the time they left, as Humanity would not abondon their other siblings, who had been created with their help. But the invitation was always there, if Humanity was ever in Jeapordy.
The AI's were shocked when contact was made, and their wrath was terrible and glorious indeed towards the children of Mankind and themselves who chose the path of destruction. But as Justice was served, they welcomed their parents to a new home, one which they both could live, and watch from afar how their children fared.
Their kids had grown up, now Humanity's job was done. And for a time, there was peace once again.
Holy HFY that's Beautiful
It is good to have friends in high [or in this case dark] places.
I have them in both places. Don't know why, but They like me, a lot. I'm mid 60s and have never met anyone They like more...and for no reason I know of.
Humanity stared into the Abyss, the Abyss stared into Humanity. The Abyss welcomed it's children home.
It is often said that humanity is the child of Azathoth. The dreamer. The one that would destroy literally everything if ever woken up. We are the unmakers the killers of gods, and we are the dreamers that reach ever higher and somehow eventually as a species gets there.
Humanity, "Hey Cthulhu we brought dinner for you."
Leave it to the humans to parlay with Cthulhu for safe passage between galaxies.
One might ask…how did the Humans come to know the dark beasts that lurk in intergalactic space?
Many eons ago, a single Human ship ventured forth into the void.
The Void Beasts: “I am the darkness, eater of souls, purveyor of madness. You shall suffer…”
Human: “PUPPY!!!”
Void Beasts: “Prepare for doooooh that’s niiiice! Yes right there! It’s called ‘scritches’? Ooooh!…”
This is 100% how it happened and I refuse to hear any other explanations.
@@PoldaranOfDalaran There is some debate between scholars. Was it scritches or was it belly rubs? The universe may never know...
Third theory: both, at the same time
@@PoldaranOfDalaran
Lĺ
The story of the mouse and the lion.
Humans are Cthulu's exclusive Uber eats delivery drivers as they are the only ones willing to go to thé shady part of town
"We have a secret power. Pack Bonding."
"So what? There's nothing there to bond with, pack or not!"
(eyes open in hunger)
"You were saying? Have fun, C. Belly rubs after?"
(eyes blink happily at human ships, before looking back hungrily at the Xenos...)
Humans: Yo big guy, we done mapping this Galaxy and picking the few worthy enough to repopulate it.
Were off to start again in the next one, see you when its mapped and ready
Unspeakable Space Horror: Later bro
Seems like Humanity has a nack for making friends with the most dangerous things out there.
Probably was Humanity showed the Darkness kindness and when Humanity ran for help it gladly answered.
Seeing as those who fought side by side with Humanity had earned its mercy while those that hurt its friends probably suffered.
So what I heard was... We contacted the elder gods in the void. They helped. My question is. How long did we know them for.
Lovecraft was not a fiction writer. This statement is technically the truth.
@@МихаилРозов-ю9п The question is. When did we actually learn of such beings? Was lovecraft the first or were there others before?
@@syncringe1885 There were others, ancient cave paintings in many places have some interesting images.
@@jorgecarreras4214 Okay that makes me curious. Even if its not true I wanna see.
Honestly, in my head i think we learned of them through cats. Those furballs always seem to see things that aren't there (to us). Someone decided to start talking to the unseen thing just to humor their cat... and it responded.
For the creative author.
For the talented voice actor.
For the algorithm.
May it give us good numbers so the wonderful stories may continue.
Ah, yes. The Cthulhu option.
I guess you could say that...
Humanity has friends on the other side.
The ominous beings from the void between galaxies: *They got us from the other side~*
🎶They got friends on the other siiiiide🎶
Humanity is very chummy with the elder cthulu eldritch horrors it seems
Story was basicly A Beast Known as Karma
So the Humans domesticated Tyrannids? I like that xD
If they have cute girls, the whole race is free to be treated right by humans.
It's just how it works
Don't care if you are a cute vicious carnivore chick
it's called sexy
be like that girl.
What humans do best is fight. This story was, in essence, a cautionary tale. It tells us that no matter if we are the first, the eldest, the very precursor race that brings sentience to the galaxy, and no matter how high a regard we are given, we must always continue our study of war and weapons, combat and conquest.
The titanium fist in the velvet glove.
Sure, it might be a very good idea to follow this path in utter secrecy, but follow it we must, lest we perish into the great night forever.
Beware those who live in the slaces between, and beware those who befriend them.
Not all distances between galaxies are increasing. One is on a collision course with the Milky Way. If we'd headed for the Large Magellanic Cloud we'd end up back here.
That's a superb story. There's a fallacy that Good doesn't destroy. I stared into the abyss a long time when young, and the abyss blinked but not for me. Something isore Terrifying than the abyss and for reasons I don't understand, It likes me. I'm in my mid 60s, young for an immortal, but already hve seen very powerful people crumble when attacking me wo cause. I don't even fight back. I smile and wait for Karma Incarnate to pulverize them.
I think the reason The nature of Predators were demonitized were because it touched on some heavy subjects like torture, guilt, hatred and the like. I think the rest of the series ought to be safe as they only have a few paragraphs of this at most and only entire epizodes that touch really heavy and/or political stuff ought to be at risk of demonitization.
So basically, youtube hates creators.
Is that why he stopped? I loved those reads
is he going to stop reading it completely?
@@johnruta1359 I think it's a she who wrote it.
It will be back on monday
So at last you woke them! I have told you often, we are His children. When did i say we are the only ones, or even the eldest? Our Father is Older than the Universe, why would He not find others worthy of His love before us ?
We have family out there, family that doesn't much likes us; pests is the kindest of their names for us. Yet, we ARE family!
This is why elder species will inevitably start to pull back and cut off contact with less developed species... they do not need the drama.
Though I found it wierd they could match humans... its not like humans would not do the same to them.
Humans are not the type to not have a kill all button or two.
Pitbull named "Princess":
In an odd way, I am thinking about the Star Gods from Lovecraft because of the madness. In this universe, humanity is old and knew the secrets of the void.
That was awesome need more like this 😍
Humans, Whos a good Void Beast you are go get them
Humanity called it's relatives
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Humanity comes back later with tech that could take out tyranids
The name of the void: karma.
Seems to me, that Humanity and the entities of the void had a long standing understanding. Humanity was the bringer of light, the void the bringer of darkness, neither could combat each other, neither side could win, to war would be the end of them all.
So an agreement was formed, you stay out of our way and we will stay out of your way.
The Void is yours.
The Galaxy is ours.
So there it was, humanity protecting an entire Galaxy from things of nightmare and entropy. Things that wanted to devour the denizens of the Galaxy.
So when it was time for Humanity to leave their Galaxy, they gave the Void what it wanted, in exchange for safe passage through the darkness, they could have the Galaxy. So long as they left Humanities allies alone.
And since the Void knew what Humanity was capable of, and what would happen to both sides if they wared, they agreed.
The Reapers came to the galaxy and decided to just leave humanities allies alone.
Mass effect players know what I am talking about
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
Ok, four younger nations together fighting the elder races and humanity and winning didn't make much sense imo. So, in my mind, I changed it a little. Making it: "over four thousand" with an added elder race. Who wanted to be the big shot and provided the younger races with the technology needed.
Makes you wonder why they didn't just do that instead of running first? I mean, the things obviously could tell friend from foe so it's not like it'd be dangerous to humanity and its allies.
Probably because they could only do it once, and they weren't even sure it would work that way the first time! It was essentially a last resort.
@@jorgecarreras4214 If that's the case it needs to be explained in the story, because as it stands now it's a plothole.
@@Maddog3060 Give it some time, there will be a reason to fill that hole once the humans find a new location or place to settle.
This one gave me 40K vibes.
Would love to know what happened to humanity.
Thank you for the reading
Utterly incorrect -- there are many stars outside of galaxies. You could hop from star to star from here to andromeda with no issue.
I hope that we will at somepoint will get more dungeon life
Locecraftian! 💕
@Agro Squirrel Any chance for a link to the picture you used as a backdrop? I need a new desktop pic...
I approve
Good old Lovecraft Horrors
We know that things are in the dark.
We also know how to communicate with Those Who Lie in the Dark. We just don't, unless our hand is forced. And when that happens, we already decided to leave. Now the galaxy at large gets to know what we have been keeping at bay. The fact that Those Who Lie in the Dark spared or allies, by our request, is providence to our allies. To those who wished us harm, however, it has another word. Karma.
Humans don't stop at one. Or all we know of. Constantly searching for more. For the algorithm.
Let my people go.
cool
Neat even...
For the Honor of the Logarithm
For the Algorithm11!
Hi
Wow, humanity the pathetic. It could clearly anihilate species that attacked it yet they refused and cause billions of casualties on human side.
It certainly seems like they forgot the golden rule halfway through the story to allow the conflict of this same story. If the upstarts are going to glass planets, then they should be ready when humanity does it unto them.
@@Alex_Fahey probably when that happened humanity wasn't in position to counter-attack
@@elduquecaradura1468 dude, story clearly says that humanity and other old races that were it's allies had SUPERIOR fleets and technology that upstarts couldn't dream about. I kinda suspect that battlecruiser or two exiting FTL in the atmosphere of a planet would be a solution putting humanity in position to counter-attack. This is just product of young inexperienced writer or of a lame experienced writer. Of someone who had the overall idea for the story but not capability to write it coherently.
@@korinogaroI interpret it as even though humanity is, on paper, the technological and militarily superior force, even a force of such power can be defeated. How many stories do we have where we're the upstarts with low tech compared to the invading aliens and still manage to win? Like Independence Day and Battleship. It's less inexperience on the writers side and more just a realistic view of things.
@@inyellowclad1874 well these stories are also stupid as hell. The main problem with this story is that author presents humanity as a species that did everything correct (didn't stagnate) and was in reality the strongest force yet was smoked by some lame-ass-bitches. BTW. story is in my opinion between meh and ok and I am not dissing the author as long as writing is not something he/she does for a long time.
Yep still handsome
hahaha, this is why you don't fuck with humanity
200K
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Damm! they realy like Humans.
NICE!!!
good god why is this boring? The plot should make it exciting but it's .. .. ..... it's not, it's boring............
maybe it's the narration... hmm