Retcon! Heavy Metal Pt1 , 2 and 3 by icecream_and_whine | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS970

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I decided to reupload this one with all the parts instead of as separate videos.

    • @oobanoobaisterrible
      @oobanoobaisterrible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was wondering why the story ended so abruptly, I for some reason was unable to find any other parts. Thanks for the combined upload :)

    • @somuchfacepalm9733
      @somuchfacepalm9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whoooo!

    • @MashedPotatoes690
      @MashedPotatoes690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks to the grand narrator!

    • @WiredTurkey316
      @WiredTurkey316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Jack Harkness once said "More parts, how delightfully unexpected".

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thanks for the consideration.

  • @Girlmossy
    @Girlmossy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    It's nice seeing an alien bridge crew that doesn't have the captain being murderousness tyrant

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Without this I wouldn't have realized that there were multiple parts to the story's thanks in advance

    • @jaytonobrien6325
      @jaytonobrien6325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same my hfy content need is filled by him, netnarrator, and others

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I was really hoping during the Pirate fight, when they were using the human ship for cover, one of the pirates took a pot shot at the metal dreadnaught, just so everyone else could see those “strange evenly spaced holes” in the metal ship turn the Pirate into space dust with a broadside.

    • @superpilotdude
      @superpilotdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      15 Mar 1952: The Wisconsin receives her first direct hit in her history when one of four shells from a North Korean 152mm gun battery struck the shield of a starboard 40mm mount.
      Subsequently, the Wisconsin destroyed the battery with a full 16in salvo before continuing her mission.
      After destroying the artillery battery with her big guns, the Wisconsin received a message from one of her escorts, USS Buck. The message read simply "Temper, temper".

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@superpilotdude exactly

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@superpilotdudeThe way I heard it Wisconsin removed the entire hill the artillery battery was on.

    • @MrSirwolf2001
      @MrSirwolf2001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@robertstoneking7916 That was the New Jersey during Vietnam. Both ships have extensive history

    • @MrSirwolf2001
      @MrSirwolf2001 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The fat electrician covers the Iowa class battleships like a proud father.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The bioship appears to be FTL capable which would be useful but dreadfully vulnerable to hot lead.

  • @ryankaiser2702
    @ryankaiser2702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    So an alien race with living technology and a living starship encounter humans traveling in a sleeper ship but humans being extremely advanced because (reasons) completely obliterate everything else that they encountered as hostile in this alien space. Meanwhile the aliens with the living technology is by their standards quite powerful and the human technology dwarfs this by the evidence of using metal for their starship.

    • @janthion3590
      @janthion3590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Okay if it wasnt for the size of the ship I would have said that they weren't that advance, it's just they are using metal and everyone else is using Wood

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Not advanced, they have sleeper ships instead of FTL. The reason their ships can wipe out the living ships is because our weapons are designed for destroying metal, wood won’t do much to stand up to that. If an advanced species turned up at Earth with organic matter ships today, they would quickly lose.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kenric Young Yeah, but no 40K race thinks a vine that parts like butter for an axe that had been in storage for centuries is “indestructible”.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Kenric Young They understand metalworking, it is just that their home world (and system) has only (relatively) tiny amounts. As the part about what sounded like a crude axe-mace hybrid being used to cut something they thought of as indestructible revealed. Probably the entire supply in their system was from meteor impacts.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nvfury13 Not just their system. I think the entire stellar region is metal poor because neither these guys nor their neighbors use it. If it was just their star system, you'd think at least one race in the area would be using metal. So the lack of metal isn't just limited to one planet or even one star system. They could be living in an area heavy with population II star systems.

  • @Inufan2005
    @Inufan2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    How kind of the Pirates to give them an excuse to save the Acolyte!

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Petard?" - If they meet Jean Luc, I hope they make a totally inaccurate leap of logic, and consider him a legendary War Commander.

    • @joshuawilliams8252
      @joshuawilliams8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard

    • @jellyfish3269
      @jellyfish3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshuawilliams8252 thank you

  • @draxisblackwood8776
    @draxisblackwood8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Multiple Peter Pan references, nice.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    WOW! I liked that one. Nicely expanded on! Kudos to the author for fleshing out a very good story. And, as usual, Agro did a great job with the reading of and choosing of another great bit of entertainment!

  • @TheHumanJakob
    @TheHumanJakob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love these longer videos with all the parts in order!

  • @christopherrhodes3228
    @christopherrhodes3228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That story took us for a nice little *trek,* wouldn't you say?

  • @jacobfoss7783
    @jacobfoss7783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Raid Leader Kerk is just like Captain Kirk.

  • @Jeff55369
    @Jeff55369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nice, thanks for finding and reading parts 2 and 3. Sounds like an interesting universe.

  • @fjvillas2722
    @fjvillas2722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Now this, this is what I wanted to see, very cool Squerril

  • @skyrere
    @skyrere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I absolutely loved all of this. I am glad that you did all three parts in one so that I got the whole story.
    Thank you thank you.
    I love listening to you read to us.
    You do a great job. :D

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Than you Agro, you fill my evening with joy.

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this story! I have listened to it at least 4 times now! 😊😁👍

  • @SupCom78
    @SupCom78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    great 3 parts love it thx for re upload. i wonder if there is more to come this story is really interesting.

  • @johncampbell9646
    @johncampbell9646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like the tales. It is what I see really happing. We as humans are a slippery lot.

  • @TheH8redd
    @TheH8redd ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Aggro Squirrel, your narrative skills are simply off the charts... way way above. I'm glad to have found your channel sir!

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was an excellent story! Truly enjoyable.

  • @edparagonpc
    @edparagonpc ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this story. Great narration as always.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @J.A.W.1964
    @J.A.W.1964 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    one of the best stories I’ve read

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the collection update!
    For the algorithm!

  • @sherylcascadden4988
    @sherylcascadden4988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel.
    With energy!!

  • @Renegadebane
    @Renegadebane 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its like children planning a sneak attack just around the corner from their adult target who can hear every word and also noticed the cat sneaking up on the kids.

  • @lairdbeager7855
    @lairdbeager7855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Extremely good stories and extremely good author authors and extremely good reader Argo squirrel you are a really good Amigo thank you so much for your wonderful stories continue on I salute you

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A pleasure , glad you enjoyed

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 ปีที่แล้ว

    enjoyed this series of stories thanks for the narration

  • @Fortressofironblood1776
    @Fortressofironblood1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aye these stories are a blast wish they could be published as kindle books.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    interesting.
    rendevous with Rama's human crafted cousin and almost it's anti-meteor defences.

  • @terrykroening1379
    @terrykroening1379 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    More long story books and MORE ENERGY YUP YUP

  • @darth_dan8886
    @darth_dan8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    While I've greatly enjoyed the story, I can' help but wonder, is the thumbnail (which shows "Grown, part 1-3 vs Built part 1-3") implying there is the human side story also available in 3 parts?

    • @Type_blazenil
      @Type_blazenil 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know that this is like a year late but oh well
      Its a mix-up, grown 1-3 has th thumbnail for this and vs built has the thumbnail for grown. The video that should have this thumbnail have the thumbnail for vs built.
      No idea how that happened but oh well

  • @jaca688
    @jaca688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Damn this is a nice one I need more !

  • @keatongill3984
    @keatongill3984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I li kke how the high born is just like yeah i aint even want to be here leave me out of it mindset hahaha

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That's meet, humans barely involved

  • @wrathfulcoma4357
    @wrathfulcoma4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Big bro be like hey, you got 3 bullies following you, “take care of them”

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hfy would make a great cartoon.
    Space ship MAD OF FMETAL?
    WHAT? HOW?

  • @sickboy481
    @sickboy481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the Monty Python references; But, but I don't want to get on the cart.......

  • @torgomaghanyan7633
    @torgomaghanyan7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's seems that aliens are silicone based, which means that humans can solo their whole fleet with just one battleship

    • @somuchfacepalm9733
      @somuchfacepalm9733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought they were plant people with an aversion to fire (and therefore smelting).

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somuchfacepalm9733 Same. Also, the lack of metal suggests that these aliens live on the outer edges of the galaxy or in an area loaded with Population II stars where metals are scarcer.

  • @CaptainShield
    @CaptainShield 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Agro, I shall drink rum in honor of your performance. It's as good an excuse as any 😃

  • @valentinlopez6189
    @valentinlopez6189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good story, thank you!

  • @cursedhfy3558
    @cursedhfy3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh nice, thanks mate.

  • @mac-gyver1152
    @mac-gyver1152 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'd blame the death of the one guy on the pirates

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bless the Squerril

  • @dogwalter3655
    @dogwalter3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A nice story!

  • @archer_of_azure
    @archer_of_azure 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    All parts at once is so much better 💜

  • @davidatkinson47
    @davidatkinson47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3 parts for the algorithm

  • @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx
    @GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm - WITH ENERGY!!!!

  • @Deadhessian
    @Deadhessian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very nice tale.

  • @brandonmaart2202
    @brandonmaart2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Waaait...I like ice cream and whine's take on the universe...is there any other work on here to listen to??? For the Boomer Lobster Data Dragon! For the Algorithm!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For the algorithm , there are a couple others i think

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gold 🏆

  • @glorbojibbins2485
    @glorbojibbins2485 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This mama flipper puts out so much good content

  • @ComradeCommissarYuri
    @ComradeCommissarYuri ปีที่แล้ว

    They having living ships? So are they kinda like the Yuuzhan Vong?

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    keeper going

  • @minecraftermad
    @minecraftermad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    now i want to make a reddit account with the name of "the_fireplace_without_enough_sleep"
    so when you tell who it's written by, you actually tell them how it was written.

  • @kittencolony
    @kittencolony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FOR THE ALGORITHM!

    • @Jason-sm4oc
      @Jason-sm4oc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For the Furboys

  • @charlespfaff6585
    @charlespfaff6585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Good story but needs to settle on units of measurement, created or standard, and gender of the characters, if any.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Like we won't still be arguing pounds kilograms and stone when we make it out into the deeps.

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kirk? Q?
    Serious Star trek vibes

  • @pagansavage5267
    @pagansavage5267 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Go for 100000

  • @davidteh3807
    @davidteh3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah … tree people !

  • @milesedgeworth3667
    @milesedgeworth3667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was that asmr bit in the intro related to someones comment about wanting you to be monotone in the part 1 version

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    neat

  • @94ncd
    @94ncd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cat crab lobster
    Duh nuh na nuh

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For the algorithm

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the algorithm

  • @vohldarkwell6067
    @vohldarkwell6067 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    20:20, small mistake by saying 273 not 237

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To please the algorithm

  • @yermanoh
    @yermanoh ปีที่แล้ว

    @30:55

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hfy is a comedy genera
    Metal? The ship is made of metal?
    There awas a plant with a tumar, and we could't remove it with allien super not toothpast, and fire, but I had a peice of metal, and it cut the tumar right off, and it was all classified.
    THe leaders want to keep all the metal for themselve sso that they can melt it down and have weapons so thye can rule by force and not power.
    I
    THis beats anything in lelo in stitch.

  • @anileator7343
    @anileator7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    110th, 12 December 2023

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    F.T.A !

  • @simonsbigtinks1844
    @simonsbigtinks1844 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god! I thought this was gonna be AMSR and I was so upset