When the nightmare is over, there needs to be a GIGANTIC mural with every name used, in order. The tourism would make whatever town it's in into a new Vegas.
I think you can still suggest names on Twitter using the hashtag #HeWhoShallBeNamed and #Colbert etc. I've already forgotten what mine were as it was so long ago lol.
You shouldn't talk that way about Dear Leader, don't you know he's the Second Coming of Shitstain Crust? Next time you see a nasty one all dried out in your drawers because you only shower twice a month, SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!
I think his loyal cult followers are even stupider and more brazen with their crimes. They took one look at this Orange Dumpster Fire of a garbage human being who constantly swindled them out of their money and actively tried to destroy his own country and STILL go, "Yep! That's my man for 2024!"
Count of Mostly Crisco. Who ever came up with that one deserves a raise. You are in your monologue and I am still giggling about this one. Time to rewind
Mr Colbert, you made the last years of Donald Trump and covid bearable. Without your humor and ability to make us laugh we couldn't have made or continue to make it through. So,Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Absolute classic! I have waited till 05:15 here in the UK to hear you rip hell out of the king of morons!! How can someone like trumpet snr be leader of a political party? Thanks Stephen for my morning dose of hysterics!!
A real, real Airhead and REAL Embarrassment to the most powerful Nation on Earth. How did this happen? When I saw him for the first time and after I Heard him, my first thought was...Is this a JOKE? Is this for real? I will totally celebrate ALL the way when he's indicted and thrown in jail!!!!
That's how far up into your head he is you can't even talk normally you can't even bring yourself to mention his name I'm assuming you're a grown man Mike act like it
It's all projection, distraction and deflection at this point. A whole gish gallup streaming firehose of nonstop nonsense to confuse and whip up his braindead base with a kabuki theater performance of feigned perpetual victimhood. Donnie Deutschbag is desperate and has nothing left but lies to dish out.
He said it for a simple reason--it's always worked for him in the past. Not just in the 2016 election, but remember the "Surrender Summit" with Putin? He doesn't understand why it worked for him then, he just knows it did. So why not try it now?
I don’t know. If anything TFG has taught me is my imagination does not go far enough. Just when I think it’s reached the edge he proves me wrong. I’ve read (a few times) and studied the Inferno and Paradise Lost at a collegiate level. Didn’t really fathom how far down that really went. But that means we could have dumber and more criminal possibilities. He might be the worst now, but what I thought was the worst before him, he proved me wrong. Until now, none more dumb or criminal. However, can it go worse? Didn’t think so before, but now maybe possibly….
Yeah we get it guy that's been said many many times before come up with something new and don't forget you can always fall back on he's a Russian spy that was a good one
Bonus points: every single one of Mar-a-Lardo's inner circle, including his son, his in-laws, and his other son he forgot existed, all rose up to defend him on the usual spots. They all must be kicking themselves when they saw him go on Fox to practically admit that he's a liar.
All the in-laws are watching their future alimony go up in flames. How depressing it must be to find out the lying pigs you've been sleeping with for their money are about to be bankrupt. Yes ladies, you sold yourselves for nothing. They're all going to end up destitute, unemployed and unemployable. 🤣 🤣
I know your type. The kind who if you hand them shot they think its perfume. Colbert is a wannabee, a disgusting left wing propagandist. Carson would piss on him.
The former guy is absolutely creepy insane and crazy but what I find more creepy and scary and it just frightens me everyday is that there are people who follow this guy and everything he says every word he says most people believe it I'll just never understand how can anybody think that this is okay the former guy is a bad man and he needs to be held accountable and thrown in prison.
He also use this "mind" to declassify by "just thinking" ...His mother must have tried to repeatedly restrain his so called "mind" for the good and betterment of mankind and it's own officialdom having been obscured by this foggy fellow and his beloved "mind over matter" jousts with curious onlookers who find him fascinating to bear such a resemblance to apes who have regained their rhythm as workers he molests with his remarkable large orange cranium and puts them"on the spot" for having dealt it out like one of his $5.00 prime rib dinners to further than evaluate the war between various humans who are far more worried that apes are more intelligent than they might appear ...
@@latinaintexas2872 Noice. When I scratch my ass, I get super strength. Super strength is awesome and all, but it doesn't mean much once you turn 70. I'm a long time away from that, however I also increase in age when I blink!
@@johnhipp8267 I think he is trying to treat the OP as if he/she was referring to Biden instead of Agent Orange. Just another deflection and a failed attempt at a "gotcha" quip. A troll or self-deluded fool, either way Dan Mcgriff is best ignored.
This judge Cannon now has huge egg on her face. How would anyone have any confidence in any of her rulings or judgements from today? She can thank the chump for destroying her short lived reputation and career though.
@@pickledragonrebel Trump appointed her to be a judge from a list provided by the far-right-wing Federalist Society. Yes, she knew what she was doing - and will likely continue doing it.
It doesnt help when you lecture people. Leave it be. Some people grew up different, were desperate for change, & were conned. You’re just adding to the anger & divisiveness. The problems lay at the top, not the bottom where we are. FYI: No I didn’t vote for Trump. I was a Democrat my whole life, until they sold us out by supporting the wishes of the billionaires over us. We NEED to recognize we’re all Americans… human beings, & look for common ground.
Oh, they know. They just won't admit they got fooled. Don the Con has made his living fooling people. So, you got fooled. That should piss you off enough to realize you need to pay more attention going forward. But instead, they double down. I'll never understand.
@@raysun6617 They didn’t all know. Get around the country much? Have you asked them all? I’ve gotten around the country quite a bit. Sure, there’s a portion of his followers who are racists bigots. They’re not all though. I’ve grown up around overt racism. My point is, how do your words contribute to lessening the divide?
"The Count of Mostly Crisco", I believe that's one of my favorites so far. Stephen Colbert has helped me through these extremely trying times. His wit, charm, compassion and empathy are only a handful of what makes him such a decent and moral man. Not to mention I can't stop laughing every time I watch him. Big love for him.🤣😘❤
It didn't occur to me that I could laugh out loud (very loudly) about all the absurd ridiculousness going on with the count of mostly crisco! 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 Thank you sooo very much!! You and your team are amazing!!!
OMG!!! What an insane squirrel world that poor guy lives in!! And, really...what a crazy, illogical world we're all living in, in general, it appears. Honestly, I could use some 'boring' days for a change, instead of always waking up, anxiously wondering about what new shite is going to be hitting the fan. Without Colbert & our other Late Night shows, I'm certain I would've already had a nervous breakdown! Thank goodness, they keep me laughing, instead of crying. 😆😳🤔
@@Ze_Moose : Colbert is my favorite, but sometimes, if the day has been especially absurd, I follow Colbert with a short dose of 'A Closer Look' with Seth Meyers...😁🤩
Why was he freaking out like it was a frostbite spider the size of a bison? It's just a freggin' squirrel; it's not even lethal, save for its bite and possible vermin in its fur coat. I don't get pple who react as such to small wild animals :/
I was just thinking this monologue contrasts strongly with so many others that are funny, sure, but not laugh-out-loud funny like you hear studio audiences do which always strikes me as super fake laughter. This was genuine belly-laugh stuff.
Trump "I better try to steer this conversation to Hilary's emails" "I MIGHT HAVE HILARY'S EMAILS, FBI MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THEM!" Reporter "DO YOU HAVE THEM!?" Trump "Shit, he called my bluff"
He really didn’t thought that through did he? Then again he wanted to lock her up by taking the evidence he has against her and not use it in court of law like yea that will lock her up Joking aside what a dumbass
DIdn't you know? T***p appointed all the best people to the federal bench! "The trekkies, we love the trekkies and their force. It's the biggest, hardest force ever in terms of forcing. As the Wolverine said to Superman, 'May the force live prosperously and long live trek.' I'm ... did you know this, I was the first person to think of the wars in the stars, those stars having wars? It was all me, and yet the socialist woke people want to keep me out of Valhalla like any good Jet-Guy...Jenga... Jello... Jet-Puffed.... man, woman, person, camera, TV."
"Declassified them.....with his Mind !!!" That one really got me. Sometimes the writing and Colbert's delivery gets me almost hollering on the floor. Thank You! These gems and everthing y'all do keep me closer to sanity. Don't stop!
Yeah when he says that, what does Hannity think? I mean seriously, he HAS to think that’s crazy. I mean how do you hear those things and not doubt his sanity? I know he criticises Biden but my God what a mess. To be fair this is exactly why we need some younger men in these positions. I mean even men in their fifties are thirty years younger.
The former disgrace in chief does this every time he's in trouble. He throws out every excuse he can think of even if those excuses contradict each other. "They raided my home and took my documents...I didn't take any documents....those documents were planted by the FBI...those documents were never classified....I declassified them all magically when I took them....also those documents were clothes..."
It's called DELAY! Trump tactic on display. Capitalism, the media, US justice, evangelicals, and MAGAS have fucked US and the world up. MAGAS, evangelicals, the media, US courts, and corporatism at this point truly do not understand REAL AMERICANS! We despise your MAGA, fake Christian, and media asses; your republican reps are on the wrong side. Republicans (liars, cheaters, and thieves) are dinosaurs; let them rot in their own infernal bigotry. US will be there for ALL of US no matter what shenanigans any MAGA, US court, evangelical meat head, or media talking head spouts. TRUMP was not your savior; he brought out all the hatred, bigotry, and greed republicans have to offer US and MAGAS, evangelical meat heads, or media talking heads failed to deliver anything but hate, bigotry, and greed! The progeny of US are already facing a world of grief. I encourage US to remember that republicans have not voted for any legislation that would protect US, our progeny, or the world. Do not vote “R”. US and “Homie” don't play that game!
Colbert's analogy to scattershot and fridge magnets is quite apt, or Neil deGrasse Tyson's quote "It becomes truth, simply because it got repeated so many times." Another thing he said to Hannity was that after magacally declassifying document, that he sent them *everywhere* I almost feel sorry for his lawyers for their jeopardy. It's rather amusing that in court, his lawyers are quite surprised at being asked the most obvious questions. Reminds me of a sketch Key & Peele did, called "Rap Album Confessions"
I love how he casts aspersions on NARA and those who run that agency, yet he probably hasn't have clue #1 as to what they do and how meticulous their jobs are to maintain a wealth of government material. An agency such as that, I am certain, has procedures for everything they are required to handle.
Gotta thank fake fox news for that interview with trump incriminating himself more. “A president can declassify documents just by thinking about it" 😆🤣
Your absolutely right! 🎯 #45 actually admitted on national tv that he took those classified documents from the WH! 👏🏾👏🏾 This man is a habitual liar and maniac! 🙄🤷🏾♀️
If for some reason you're not embarassed that this man was once the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, then you can't call yourself American. You can just call yourself as much of an embarassment to us as Eric's Dad.
@@joeiborowski9763 Drumpf just told Hannity that maybe the FBI were looking for Hillary Clinton's emails at Mar-a-lago and you're calling Biden senile? Really? You need to go look in the mirror, son.
THANK YOU for alternate names! I never want to hear T’s name again and Count of mostly Crisco is SO on the nose; I didn’t think anything could beat Velveeta Voldemort but this comes super close, might be a tie
Nemes1; I laughing. Worst yet, the Mission Impossible 1 parity has been ingrained in my head. I will be the go-to image when I'm feeling down. Couldn't resist taking a screen shot.
@@LetsBeCivilShallWe But he KNEW he was wrong in having them there. That's why he hid them, and denied, denied, and denied when they asked for them in the FIRST PLACE. And the SECOND PLACE. If you know you have done wrong, then you CANNOT be adjudged crazy.
Regardless of whether that's his plan, if they put him on trial, the jury could easily come to the conclusion that he "ain't right in the head"... Since he obviously isn't. .
O.m.g. Stephen is the man of the hour, day, year, decade! Sublime presentation and powerful writers backing him up. He remains funny using the same format over and over again, and the shizzle only gets better. The skills level in Colbert unmatched. Greetings The Netherlands!
Stephen Colbert is a comedic genius! He never disappoints! Hilarious monologue once again! Sadly, there is SO much to laugh at and mock! At least for a few minutes, Colbert can help us diffuse and laugh. It's so sinister we have to laugh about it too to get through this chaos on a daily basis anymore. Thank you Stephen!
I agree. These are serious issues, and they certainly are no laughing matter... BUT, we all absolutely NEED to apply a little bit of humor to these insane situations, to release the tension, and to help us to maintain a healthy perspective. Stephen helps us to do that, beautifully.
You are on fire tonight Stephen! So far you're the only one of the other late show host and a TH-cam channel that show the clipping where he said there were clothes in the FBI boxes. Oh my God I can't believe we survived 4 years of this 🙄
@@kimweaver1252 The NY lawsuit about his fraudulent asset valuations is a civil one but the matter of him allegedly shoving top secret documents out to Gaga Lago is very criminal indeed and might very well lead to his freedom of movement being limited.
This monologue is the reason The Late Show should have ALL the Emmys! "The Count of Mostly Crisco", "conservative judge and girl from The Ring who went to law school ", 6:51 , "such sox"! 😂😂😂
Holy cow! Im not a laughing person. My idea of a good laugh is to just smile intensely. But this made me laugh until I could laugh no more. I could only make little squeaky noises. The children called 911, because they thought I was having some sort of attack. Well done Stephen, you're the best.
Repent to Jesus Christ ““Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.” Matthew 7:13-14 NIV
After the nightmare I've lived through today, I thought nothing could get me to even smile, but you... you even got a giggle out of me on two occasions, and that was truly an amazing thing, after my day, today. Thank you so much!
BREAKING NEWS Obama's Classified Documents found stored in a Furniture Store opposite a McDonalds Jessie Waters broke this news on Prime Time ..Where is the FBI and DOJ
You don't have to be partisan to cringe at how he acts. He's like 77 years old, my 17 year old daughter acts more mature than this dude. And to think, that there's actually people that defend him, still.
Awesome monologue. I'm so glad Stephen is back. (The writers must have been writing jokes on their off time.) It was great. My dad had an outdoor squirrel that he shared his peanuts with. It would run up his arm to get the nut. It was cute. My Godfather had a squirrel for many years. Simon was a great pet, until he got very old, and became violent. Squirrels are fast. They can run up one side of you, bitting the whole way, and run down your other side, bitting everywhere, before you have time to react. If this guy has squirrels that have become habitual "guests", he is acting appropriately. Squirrels can become vicious, and we don't move fast enough to be able to protect ourselves from them. Poor guy. It's embarrassing, but I've done the very same thing, complete with baseball bat, jumping on a desk, and screaming...all of it. I get it. Been there. Done that. It's real, folks. Be thankful it isn't you. (squirrels are not good pets. They are unpredictable.) It sure makes great late night, though. Thanks Stephen.
The fact that he had that bat handy was evidence that it was not the first time a squirrel visited the inside of his home. Poor fellow. We all had a good laugh at his expense. But it must be really traumatizing.
If you're not embarrassed by the fact that this man was once the President of the United States, you haven't been listening
Sleepy Joe is the epitemy of embarrasment in this country for his disatrous inflation & ruiining of country.
Nice try deep state. We know this is an npc
@Leonaza7 deff have to have your back on this one.
I'm more than embarrassed; I'm speechless!
I'm horrified and grieve at the damage he has wrought.
"I declassified everything" Well we know that's a lie, he never declassified his taxes.
But but but it's in permanent audit!🤣
Truth!
Or his school 🏫 grades 🤓; stable genius 😂
Also the numerous lawsuits and paid off porn-stars might beg to differ...
He declassified everything......OK so let's the ppl read the taxes records the school grades the evidence from the russia probe and all the NDA's
Not just embarrassed, but super ashamed that he was once the president.
The count of mostly crisco made me heave I was laughing so fucking hard. I wasn't ready! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These names are getting more creative!
Treason Cerebro and Orange mission impossible killed it.
Too funny!
Me too, out of all names for the TFG, this is way up there most hilariously creative 😂
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I love how they are still sharing creative names generated by Twitter users. All these names later and they still get a lot of laughs.
When the nightmare is over, there needs to be a GIGANTIC mural with every name used, in order. The tourism would make whatever town it's in into a new Vegas.
I like using them too. anything to keep that dirty fkers' name out of my mouth
I think you can still suggest names on Twitter using the hashtag #HeWhoShallBeNamed and #Colbert etc. I've already forgotten what mine were as it was so long ago lol.
I wanted to submit "Eric's Dad" but someone beat me to it. Ah well.
The Count of Mostly Crisco is really one of the best ones yet!
Watching this is sooooo much more effective than cognitive therapy. SOOOOO MUCH BETTER.
So I guess the only secret documents left are his tax returns. 🙄
Nope, the prosecution got those a year or so ago. I'm guessing they played into the charges and may result in indictments on federal charges.
I think that they are just not allowed to be public yet.
Good one!
Biden should declassify them with his mind!
Mazars delivered them up after extracting themselves from the orange turd's employ.
The funny thing in all this, is that someone at Fox thought it was a good idea to air that. 🤣
All for the base!
@@couragekarnga8735 IKR🤣
The base of red hats will parrot it forever
I fear the base will still see him as innocent. Their stupidity is frightening
They know their audience will take whatever bullcrap he spits out as law and gospel.
The person that came up with The Count of Mostly Crisco deserves every good thing in the world.
100% agree....
left me dead, quite literally...
was laughing and the distraction got me killed in my game XD
Who ever did write that deserves a big raise
that was greatness - damn near spewed my tea!!
You shouldn't talk that way about Dear Leader, don't you know he's the Second Coming of Shitstain Crust? Next time you see a nasty one all dried out in your drawers because you only shower twice a month, SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT!
The best😂
Sometimes when I think he can’t be that stupid or brazenly criminal, he gets stupider and more brazen with his crimes
I almost feel sorry for his lawyers.
@@couragekarnga8735 The smart ones bailed already. That's why his current ones were picked up from off the freeway.
@@SRowntree from the off ramp at Compton ?
IKR? You think he can't top himself and then he DOES.
I think his loyal cult followers are even stupider and more brazen with their crimes. They took one look at this Orange Dumpster Fire of a garbage human being who constantly swindled them out of their money and actively tried to destroy his own country and STILL go, "Yep! That's my man for 2024!"
When Life Gets You Down, Put on an old Stephen Colbert clip, to make you Smile. Great Writing, Great Graphics, Great Delivery, Great Team
"I think they took my will....." Anyone else hoping he was going to finish that sentence with "to live"?
Oh, great minds think alike!
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completely.
😂😂😂 Yes!! 😂😂😂
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Count of Mostly Crisco. Who ever came up with that one deserves a raise. You are in your monologue and I am still giggling about this one. Time to rewind
It's from Twitter. Not from the staff.
Earlier tonight I heard Michael cohen call it Mara-lardo. So mostly Crisco had me roaring .
@@o.b.7217 well find out who their employer is & call them. they deserve a raise ^^
I have a new favourite 🤣🤣🤣
Give him a double raise!
Donny thinks president means magician. If that were so I'm sure Biden would have made him completely disappear right away.
Yeppers!
I honestly think he thinks he is some kind of god.. or at least that the presidency equals god like status 🙄
@@theHaru20 I couldn't agree with you more. Crazy orange boy has a god complex fer sure. It's a narcissist thing.
He seems to think it's like being the prez of his company - little hitler bully-dad boss asshole.
I'd rather do the old cut him in two and then wheel away the top half and drop it off the pier ..
Mr Colbert, you made the last years of Donald Trump and covid bearable. Without your humor and ability to make us laugh we couldn't have made or continue to make it through. So,Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
If Trump declassified "everything" then he declassified Hillary's emails. 🤣
I wish he would DECLASSIFY HIS PATHETIC EXISTENCE.
Bazinga!
Oh I like that one!🤣😂
Ba-dum tish!
Except it was proven she didn't have any classified info.
Absolute classic! I have waited till 05:15 here in the UK to hear you rip hell out of the king of morons!!
How can someone like trumpet snr be leader of a political party? Thanks Stephen for my morning dose of hysterics!!
That’s a good thing now we really know who the dumbAss ppl are lol
The boy is a national treasure!
Yep, me, too. Stephen and Seth Meyers set me up for the day...😊..!
Yet there are people that believe he was the winner of the election and will fight again if he runs and loses! Scary, very scary!
Good Morning, UK 🇬🇧 😊!
Daily Reminder: When President Obama left office he went windsurfing. When Trump left office he went to court. VOTE
Eight years of Obama, no indictments or convictions. ZERO. Four years of T-Rump? Lost count at a hundred.
I will, I promise.
pretty sure Trump went to play golf. But okay...
Yes the almighty Obama Trump came in and cleaned up all of his messes turn this country around and Joe took over now look at it
@@pierreclifton1865 and cheated.
A real, real Airhead and REAL Embarrassment to the most powerful Nation on Earth. How did this happen? When I saw him for the first time and after I Heard him, my first thought was...Is this a JOKE? Is this for real? I will totally celebrate ALL the way when he's indicted and thrown in jail!!!!
I feel like l am in an alternate universe😔
That Trump photo with that outfit made me hit the floor dead with laughter.
Don’t worry. That cable is rated to hold 50 tons.
Need to bleach my eyes
Someone's using their photomanip skills into good use 😆
Baby got back indeed 😂
The guy should have looked like a blimp. They photoshopped him too generously
I love the fact you won't even write the weird orange guys name. ❤
Orange Jesus, is his name, and the GOP are to blame, because they all went insane, committing crime for power and fame.
its a family alias. the Drumpfs have been grifting since before arriving on these shores.
That's how far up into your head he is you can't even talk normally you can't even bring yourself to mention his name I'm assuming you're a grown man Mike act like it
@@danmcgriff1421 why? It's much more fun this way!
I'm OK if he is here and forever more named crisco🥴
So now he thinks the FBI was looking for Hillary’s emails…at Mara Lago??? Seriously?
Then trump
Stole Hilary’s email or maybe he was the one stealing Hilary’s email 😂😂
Yes, her emails were under the welcome mat.
It's all projection, distraction and deflection at this point. A whole gish gallup streaming firehose of nonstop nonsense to confuse and whip up his braindead base with a kabuki theater performance of feigned perpetual victimhood. Donnie Deutschbag is desperate and has nothing left but lies to dish out.
He seemed to be trying to sort out a new whopper to tell on the spot. 😆
He said it for a simple reason--it's always worked for him in the past. Not just in the 2016 election, but remember the "Surrender Summit" with Putin? He doesn't understand why it worked for him then, he just knows it did. So why not try it now?
Whoever came up with the “Count of Mostly Crisco is a genius.”
Thank you my son came up with that you six
What does it mean?
@@vickywitton1008 It's a lard play on the famous story, "The Count of Monte Cristo."
@@marthareis5873 see what you did there ,........ clever!
Man I hollered
Thank you Stephen. Comic gold. Could we have possibly had a dumber president. I mean really? I doubt it.
And more criminal president? I doubt that, too.
I don’t know. If anything TFG has taught me is my imagination does not go far enough. Just when I think it’s reached the edge he proves me wrong. I’ve read (a few times) and studied the Inferno and Paradise Lost at a collegiate level. Didn’t really fathom how far down that really went.
But that means we could have dumber and more criminal possibilities. He might be the worst now, but what I thought was the worst before him, he proved me wrong. Until now, none more dumb or criminal. However, can it go worse? Didn’t think so before, but now maybe possibly….
Let's all pray it doesn't get worse that Trump. @@jeremycurtis2334
It's like watching a five year old make up the rules to a game as he is playing it.
tRump's been doing that his whole life. Doh. 🤪
That's how he thinks every minute. He just pops off what his pea brain is "thinking" at that moment. The drugs aren't helping.
Exactly
Calvinball!
@@bobrisse9823 You beat me to it! 😂
"There is nothing either classified nor declassified but thinking makes it so." ~Donald Shakespeare
Be classified or not be classified, that is the question!
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A document, declassified would read as sweet.
Love the nickname
'Whether 'tis nobler... to suffer... outrageous fortune or to take up arms against a sea of troubles, and by VOTING HIM OUT end them ?
Thank you for everything, Stephen. And to the unspoken heroes of your crew too!
the crew that insisted in the capitol on jan 6???
@@victorarredondo304 Trumpanzees are camping out on Late Show videos waiting to screech
I anticipated this, and was not disappointed! Love ya, SC!
@@victorarredondo304 dude, spell check.
Colbert is a commiecrat just like the rest of the Hollywood trash.
A man who makes anyone who works with him sign an NDA, probably has a vague idea of how illegal this is.
Nah, that's just about his actual finger lengths.
There are legitimate uses for NDA. His were less than admirable. I will NOT dispute that part.
Always remember that an NDA is immediately invalid when any crime is involved.
Trump is guilty AF !
To be fair, NDAs are also used for things like movie or government contracts. But if the NDA is in a legal contract, yeah that's pretty shady.
well, just have Biden reclassify them all with his mind... that's how this works now right? LOL
Yeah we get it guy that's been said many many times before come up with something new and don't forget you can always fall back on he's a Russian spy that was a good one
@@danmcgriff1421 You know if you would use correct punctuation, people might be able to understand what you are talking about.
Hmm. Does T**** have to recognize Biden as current president for that to work? Who know the rules of his mind games.
@@danmcgriff1421 Honey you could at least update your comment before pasting it.
Doesn't matter is if Clinton super special awesome classified them with his magic saxophone.
Bonus points: every single one of Mar-a-Lardo's inner circle, including his son, his in-laws, and his other son he forgot existed, all rose up to defend him on the usual spots. They all must be kicking themselves when they saw him go on Fox to practically admit that he's a liar.
MINDFREAK!! He thought he’d still be president after the election while he was president so he still is president because he thinks he is.
They've never seemed to regret all the other times he's blustered out an admission of guilt
All the in-laws are watching their future alimony go up in flames. How depressing it must be to find out the lying pigs you've been sleeping with for their money are about to be bankrupt. Yes ladies, you sold yourselves for nothing. They're all going to end up destitute, unemployed and unemployable. 🤣 🤣
This seems like one of those times where the inlaws are also outlaws.
One can only hope they are . . And that will lead to rethinking all their life choices
A flawless performance! Johnny Carson would concede the throne! Thank you to Colbert and his writers for this MASTERPIECE
I know your type. The kind who if you hand them shot they think its perfume. Colbert is a wannabee, a disgusting left wing propagandist. Carson would piss on him.
What are you smoking?
Colbert is a snot. You are a bot.
@@JohnWarner-lu8rq It's stood the test of time, John.... 😉
@@bwenluck9812 Yeah.... BS has been around for quite some time.
The former guy is absolutely creepy insane and crazy but what I find more creepy and scary and it just frightens me everyday is that there are people who follow this guy and everything he says every word he says most people believe it I'll just never understand how can anybody think that this is okay the former guy is a bad man and he needs to be held accountable and thrown in prison.
Cultism and Stockholm's syndrome are real.
which is why he needs to live a long long time, to complete his sentences, consecutively, in a nice padded windowless room.
Yep and now besides thinking he’s the second coming, they also now think he is a magician!
Sounds like you're going to cry are you okay if you need to talk I'm here for you it's going to be okay
My mom loves him because Trump is openly racist. Prob most of his followers are the same.
"The former president then used his "mind" to make dumb words come out of his stupid mouth." 😆🤣😂
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... 🤓👋 🤣
Stephen was being polite, as ever. It wasn't has mouth.
Yeah he did classify everything except the JFK documents that were due to be Declassified of. With no logical explanation either
He also use this "mind" to declassify by "just thinking" ...His mother must have tried to repeatedly restrain his so called "mind" for the good and betterment of mankind and it's own officialdom having been obscured by this foggy fellow and his beloved "mind over matter" jousts with curious onlookers who find him fascinating to bear such a resemblance to apes who have regained their rhythm as workers he molests with his remarkable large orange cranium and puts them"on the spot" for having dealt it out like one of his $5.00 prime rib dinners to further than evaluate the war between various humans who are far more worried that apes are more intelligent than they might appear ...
@@davidwright8432 What? Guess you got something caught in your mouth.
*"When you're the president, they let you do it. You can do anything. Declassify documents by thought. You can do anything."*
Sounds just like where we started years ago. "When you are a star? You can do anything. You can grab them by the pu**y and they just let you do it"
Yeah, including grabbing women by the…
Well played!
You know I can Wiggle my NOSE and become 50 Years Younger!!! I'm Sure he can't do that!🤣😂💃
@@latinaintexas2872 Noice. When I scratch my ass, I get super strength. Super strength is awesome and all, but it doesn't mean much once you turn 70. I'm a long time away from that, however I also increase in age when I blink!
This is one of the best monologues ever! ❤️👍🏻
Stephen's monologue was on fire! He roasted every single one of those excuses to perfection.
💯🤣
Yes he did! This is viral content! Well all his material is viral really but this deserves virality!
It’s too bad his best monologues are the ones making fun of Trump.
@@Nate-.- what? Just saying it would be nice if Trump just went away and we rarely heard about him again in the monologues.
The comparison of Judge Cannon to the girl from the Ring movies KILLED ME!
Just...incredible. Every time you think he can't sink any lower he breaks out the jackhammer and screams "I NEED A NEW SUB-BASEMENT!"
Hands the jackhammer to a contractor, whom he never pays.
And then refuses to pay the contractors!
Joe's old you know they can't leave him alone you shouldn't make fun of old people someday we'll all be there hopefully
@@danmcgriff1421 What are you even rambling about?
@@johnhipp8267 I think he is trying to treat the OP as if he/she was referring to Biden instead of Agent Orange. Just another deflection and a failed attempt at a "gotcha" quip.
A troll or self-deluded fool, either way Dan Mcgriff is best ignored.
This judge Cannon now has huge egg on her face. How would anyone have any confidence in any of her rulings or judgements from today? She can thank the chump for destroying her short lived reputation and career though.
She did this to herself she knew exactly what she was doing.
Het judgments are like the Star Wars novels - not Cannon.
She’s in a for life position.
Until and unless she’s impeached, there’s zero reason for her to feel regret for acting like his puppet.
@@pickledragonrebel Trump appointed her to be a judge from a list provided by the far-right-wing Federalist Society. Yes, she knew what she was doing - and will likely continue doing it.
She should be disbarred
This is the best one Steve 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your phrases about the “much clothing “ had me crying😂
"such socks." 🤣
They act like biden is incoherent. 🤣 Of course he does have that...a big brain. 🧠
@@customer5032 Wow
“The banks should have known I was a liar.”
So should every American who voted for him.
It doesnt help when you lecture people. Leave it be. Some people grew up different, were desperate for change, & were conned. You’re just adding to the anger & divisiveness. The problems lay at the top, not the bottom where we are. FYI: No I didn’t vote for Trump. I was a Democrat my whole life, until they sold us out by supporting the wishes of the billionaires over us.
We NEED to recognize we’re all Americans… human beings, & look for common ground.
Oh, they know. They just won't admit they got fooled. Don the Con has made his living fooling people. So, you got fooled. That should piss you off enough to realize you need to pay more attention going forward. But instead, they double down. I'll never understand.
They knew and still voted him in.
Stop me before I borrow again.
@@raysun6617 They didn’t all know. Get around the country much? Have you asked them all? I’ve gotten around the country quite a bit. Sure, there’s a portion of his followers who are racists bigots. They’re not all though. I’ve grown up around overt racism.
My point is, how do your words contribute to lessening the divide?
"The Count of Mostly Crisco", I believe that's one of my favorites so far. Stephen Colbert has helped me through these extremely trying times. His wit, charm, compassion and empathy are only a handful of what makes him such a decent and moral man. Not to mention I can't stop laughing every time I watch him. Big love for him.🤣😘❤
Stephen always knows how to deliver news.
It didn't occur to me that I could laugh out loud (very loudly) about all the absurd ridiculousness going on with the count of mostly crisco! 🤣😂😅🤣😂😅 Thank you sooo very much!! You and your team are amazing!!!
They were sent in by the public a while back on Twitter.
The count of mostly crisco, there's a new one. I like it.
OMG!!! What an insane squirrel world that poor guy lives in!! And, really...what a crazy, illogical world we're all living in, in general, it appears. Honestly, I could use some 'boring' days for a change, instead of always waking up, anxiously wondering about what new shite is going to be hitting the fan. Without Colbert & our other Late Night shows, I'm certain I would've already had a nervous breakdown! Thank goodness, they keep me laughing, instead of crying. 😆😳🤔
True true but Colbert beats all the others in ratings. I only watch him. To each it's own though 👍🏼
BTW, love the squirrel guy! And LOVE the squirrel, the flying squirrel! 🐿️ 💚 Talk about super powers....
@@Ze_Moose : Colbert is my favorite, but sometimes, if the day has been especially absurd, I follow Colbert with a short dose of 'A Closer Look' with Seth Meyers...😁🤩
Why was he freaking out like it was a frostbite spider the size of a bison? It's just a freggin' squirrel; it's not even lethal, save for its bite and possible vermin in its fur coat.
I don't get pple who react as such to small wild animals :/
@@Echo81Rumple83 people have different phobias, dont shame them
It is good to see that some judges wants to keep their law licenses...
Ya and so they do what the democrats tell them
@@jeremybenoit759 Trump could try not lying and committing crimes. He'd be better off.
@@jeremybenoit759 you hate the law dont ya
@@jeremybenoit759 Yeah they should do what the criminal wants them to do!
@@jeremybenoit759 supporting treason isn't a good look, but go off.
It's really a shame what he's done to the position
Omfg the count of mostly crisco…A++++++ that was chefs kiss perfect!
The Count of mostly Crisco had me laughing far more than it should have. Probably one of the best you've picked!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OKR?!! 😂😂
THIS WAS ONE OF COLBERT'S BEST NIGHTS!! I LOVED IT!!
I agree with you 💯%🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was just thinking this monologue contrasts strongly with so many others that are funny, sure, but not laugh-out-loud funny like you hear studio audiences do which always strikes me as super fake laughter. This was genuine belly-laugh stuff.
Remember, putin's c-ck holster.
Absolutely...
What a brilliant monolog. Congratulations to everyone who contributed to it.
- 'Congrats' to the Don !!!!!!!!!
yeah i wonder if he will say the same for Biden considering he has classified documents in his garage and was never a president.
@@santiagohaas7439D John.
Trump "I better try to steer this conversation to Hilary's emails"
"I MIGHT HAVE HILARY'S EMAILS, FBI MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR THEM!"
Reporter "DO YOU HAVE THEM!?"
Trump "Shit, he called my bluff"
That was the quickest backpaddling I've ever seen!
He really didn’t thought that through did he? Then again he wanted to lock her up by taking the evidence he has against her and not use it in court of law like yea that will lock her up
Joking aside what a dumbass
So King Baby Coward's excuse is "I am a Jedi"? Oh yeah, that will fly in federal court.
It would have if Barr were AG.
@@couragekarnga8735 sadly that's the truth.
He pleads the Sith
@@chrisleebowers why can't I upvote a comment more than once!? Laughed my ass off to that one! Thank you!
DIdn't you know? T***p appointed all the best people to the federal bench! "The trekkies, we love the trekkies and their force. It's the biggest, hardest force ever in terms of forcing. As the Wolverine said to Superman, 'May the force live prosperously and long live trek.' I'm ... did you know this, I was the first person to think of the wars in the stars, those stars having wars? It was all me, and yet the socialist woke people want to keep me out of Valhalla like any good Jet-Guy...Jenga... Jello... Jet-Puffed.... man, woman, person, camera, TV."
5:48 He must have confused the presidency with an absolute monarchy. And even then people can't act on the monarch's thoughts.
"Filet-o-fish smothered in ketchup" 😂😂😂😂
Stephen and this crew always knock the monologue out of the park.
Jon Stewart is still the GOAT
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Yes they do...thankfully! I have to get my politics from comedy or I would probably cry. lol
TONIGHT WAS THE BEST OF ALL TIME!!
Someone knocked his ear out of the park. 😂😂😂
"Declassified them.....with his Mind !!!" That one really got me. Sometimes the writing and Colbert's delivery gets me almost hollering on the floor. Thank You! These gems and everthing y'all do keep me closer to sanity. Don't stop!
I'm still on board with the people who insist that Biden can reclassify them the same way.
There's a Professor Charles Xavier joke in there somewhere.
for such a classy guy he sure does de-classify everything he touches!
@@tma2001 Yes everything that comes into contact with him inevitably loses its' class.
Yeah when he says that, what does Hannity think? I mean seriously, he HAS to think that’s crazy.
I mean how do you hear those things and not doubt his sanity?
I know he criticises Biden but my God what a mess. To be fair this is exactly why we need some younger men in these positions. I mean even men in their fifties are thirty years younger.
The former disgrace in chief does this every time he's in trouble. He throws out every excuse he can think of even if those excuses contradict each other. "They raided my home and took my documents...I didn't take any documents....those documents were planted by the FBI...those documents were never classified....I declassified them all magically when I took them....also those documents were clothes..."
It's called DELAY!
Trump tactic on display.
Capitalism, the media, US justice, evangelicals, and MAGAS have fucked US and the world up.
MAGAS, evangelicals, the media, US courts, and corporatism at this point truly do not understand REAL AMERICANS!
We despise your MAGA, fake Christian, and media asses; your republican reps are on the wrong side.
Republicans (liars, cheaters, and thieves) are dinosaurs; let them rot in their own infernal bigotry.
US will be there for ALL of US no matter what shenanigans any MAGA, US court, evangelical meat head, or media talking head spouts.
TRUMP was not your savior; he brought out all the hatred, bigotry, and greed republicans have to offer US and MAGAS, evangelical meat heads, or media talking heads failed to deliver anything but hate, bigotry, and greed!
The progeny of US are already facing a world of grief.
I encourage US to remember that republicans have not voted for any legislation that would protect US, our progeny, or the world.
Do not vote “R”.
US and “Homie” don't play that game!
Colbert's analogy to scattershot and fridge magnets is quite apt, or Neil deGrasse Tyson's quote "It becomes truth, simply because it got repeated so many times."
Another thing he said to Hannity was that after magacally declassifying document, that he sent them *everywhere*
I almost feel sorry for his lawyers for their jeopardy.
It's rather amusing that in court, his lawyers are quite surprised at being asked the most obvious questions.
Reminds me of a sketch Key & Peele did, called "Rap Album Confessions"
Word salad…common trait of the personality disorder.
“Such sock”😂
Spot on!
I love you!!!! :) You deserve an award for this episode. OMG! Someone arrest him already!
I have not laughed that hard in so long. Thank you I really needed that. 😂
Stephen is on fire. The stable genius part kills me every time.
Pure 🔥 Fire!🤣🤣🤣
I love how he casts aspersions on NARA and those who run that agency, yet he probably hasn't have clue #1 as to what they do and how meticulous their jobs are to maintain a wealth of government material. An agency such as that, I am certain, has procedures for everything they are required to handle.
I wish the country could have a procedure whereby Trump goes to prison!
The wheels of justice grind slowly but exceedingly sure.
Gotta thank fake fox news for that interview with trump incriminating himself more. “A president can declassify documents just by thinking about it" 😆🤣
To quote the Big Short, " you need to see how stupid this money is."
@NLЕ СНОРРА 🅥 no one wants whatever you're spamming.
Everyone seems to have missed it, he also admitted that there are documents in his other properties. That needs attention right now!
Your absolutely right! 🎯 #45 actually admitted on national tv that he took those classified documents from the WH! 👏🏾👏🏾 This man is a habitual liar and maniac! 🙄🤷🏾♀️
Good to know!
Mayhaps buried near the first hole ay Bedminster?
There’s even a video of him moving boxes onto a plane to take them to his other property. 😱 imagine that!
Joy Reid did a show on that line last night.
Someone please rescue that poor squirrel 🤣🤣🤣
The Squirrel's are in 45's head, and they have rabies.
Which really sucks, 'cause I'm sure he's got cyphylus.
It's the other way around, the squirrels are terrified and T-Rump has rabies.
N tRump is the one who gave those poor squirrels Rabies too..
A man who pleads the Fifth 400 times might as well admit he’s guilty and save everyone some time. 😅❤😅
I really appreciate that Colbert puts away every single invisible prop he’s ever pulled out to use.
He actually did a whole comendy sketch about the invisible props that the props department keeps for him....it was hilarious!!!
Makes me miss Jon Batiste 💕
Good sustainable principle: Leave everything the way you found it as best as possible.
otherwise he'd spend so much time tripping and slipping on all those invisible things - hard to avoid when you can't SEE them!!
Same
It's about time real legal minds got it right.
If for some reason you're not embarassed that this man was once the leader of the most powerful nation in the world, then you can't call yourself American. You can just call yourself as much of an embarassment to us as Eric's Dad.
He was president of China?
@@joeiborowski9763 Just think, in eight years you’ll be old enough to vote.
I'm not as embarrassed as the people who voted for him should be.
@@joeiborowski9763 Drumpf just told Hannity that maybe the FBI were looking for Hillary Clinton's emails at Mar-a-lago and you're calling Biden senile? Really? You need to go look in the mirror, son.
You won't say trump s name methinks YOU should be embarrassed remember the orange man can't hurt you lol
The dude has a bat ready and was skittish at every small noise, I believe him when he said he was terrorised by squirrels beforehand.
You know who has been taken out of action by squirrels?!
Thanos 😱
Has he tried eating them? Their meat is delicious in stews. Both squirrels and rabbits are scarce in my backyard now... ☹️
"45" was "thinking about" declassifying each document as he was holding them out to be photographed by foreign buyers?
Or extorting Macron
THANK YOU for alternate names! I never want to hear T’s name again and Count of mostly Crisco is SO on the nose; I didn’t think anything could beat Velveeta Voldemort but this comes super close, might be a tie
This was probably the best monologue for the show in many months. I'm still laughing my ass off at the sound effects for the Jedi mind tricks.
That was a huge lol the high pitched tone cracked me up too !
Nemes1; I laughing. Worst yet, the Mission Impossible 1 parity has been ingrained in my head. I will be the go-to image when I'm feeling down. Couldn't resist taking a screen shot.
Watched a Meidas Touch vid where they did it in slow motion and it's so hilarious.
By thinking about disclassification and saying the doc are disclassifid, could he be setting up a insanity defense?
Yours is the first comment I’ve seen that posits that argument, and it’s honestly the only one I’ve seen that makes _any_ sense.
@@LetsBeCivilShallWe But he KNEW he was wrong in having them there. That's why he hid them, and denied, denied, and denied when they asked for them in the FIRST PLACE. And the SECOND PLACE. If you know you have done wrong, then you CANNOT be adjudged crazy.
Regardless of whether that's his plan, if they put him on trial, the jury could easily come to the conclusion that he "ain't right in the head"... Since he obviously isn't. .
Special kudos to whomever came up with "the Count of Mostly Crisco" -- definitely deserved that protracted laugh from the audience.
Hello sir I really appreciate your love and support over my dad career
@@petercolbert7953 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣foh
Best one I've heard since "A-golf Twit-ler"
Amazing show ! Thank you Mr.Stephen Colbert
O.m.g. Stephen is the man of the hour, day, year, decade! Sublime presentation and powerful writers backing him up. He remains funny using the same format over and over again, and the shizzle only gets better. The skills level in Colbert unmatched. Greetings The Netherlands!
I agree completely!!! His covering of Ukraine in the beginning of war was spectacular!
not the....but..The Netherlands.. ; )
@@ruud2040 Blij?
Keukenhof, the most beautiful garden on earth ♥️
Your bars too 🤭😂😘
Hell yeah!!!
He's like a 4 year old trying to explain what happened to the cookie he took without asking.
With a mouth covered with crumbs. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🙄
what about corn pop
This!
and we're like the completely impotent and ineffective parents who are afraid to say NO, or give any sort of Consequences to their child =/.
@@jimdocker9606 whataboutism from an anti-American hatriot who supports a brain-damaged lying fake billionaire. Reported.
That was a great monologue. Stephen was on point and on fire. Good job.
Colbert a communist snake.
Someone wrote VERY GOOD LINES for tonight.
Agreed.. I’m still laughing about it after the fact.
@@kiashlan ME TOO!!
He was 🔥tonight. This will go down as one of Colbert’s best!
By far the Best, and Super Funny monologue Ever. ❤
This may be my favorite Colbert monologue EVER 😂😂😂
Me too! I plan to watch it anytime I need a good laugh 😃 🤣
"The Count of Mostly Crisco", 🏆 Emmy worthy. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s a close second to his Jan 6 monologue. The fact that he was genuinely upset during it made it that more powerful.
The man is a genius and the show is wonderful.
📞👆👆.
Stephen Colbert is a comedic genius! He never disappoints! Hilarious monologue once again! Sadly, there is SO much to laugh at and mock! At least for a few minutes, Colbert can help us diffuse and laugh. It's so sinister we have to laugh about it too to get through this chaos on a daily basis anymore. Thank you Stephen!
The guys not even a comedian, far from a genius, a genius wouldn't need writers to write a script for him
@@jeremybenoit759 Well Jeremy...everyone's got an opinion and obviously you have yours!
I agree. These are serious issues, and they certainly are no laughing matter... BUT, we all absolutely NEED to apply a little bit of humor to these insane situations, to release the tension, and to help us to maintain a healthy perspective.
Stephen helps us to do that, beautifully.
I wish i found his constant trump bashing funny but i never do. He is LAME
omg I know. Same topic every single show. He's amazing. I wish I had just a fraction of his talent.
Thank you Steven and Staff for the laughs early in the morning! Love ya!
You are on fire tonight Stephen! So far you're the only one of the other late show host and a TH-cam channel that show the clipping where he said there were clothes in the FBI boxes. Oh my God I can't believe we survived 4 years of this 🙄
Wait for jail sentences before we celebrate
This suit is civil, no jail. Impoverishment, but no incarceration.
But, information was given to several state AGs who could indict criminally.
@@kimweaver1252 The NY lawsuit about his fraudulent asset valuations is a civil one but the matter of him allegedly shoving top secret documents out to Gaga Lago is very criminal indeed and might very well lead to his freedom of movement being limited.
Nothing will happen to him in the end, as usual; but it is so satisfying to see how much he is suffering. He’s really losing it.
In the end they might pardon him to protect the office of the President. Maybe after a plea not to get involved in politics
Donnie's in big trouble... and he only hired Alina as his lawyer because he likes saying her last name...
Habba Habba
And she only took the job because she loves hearing it.
😲😲😲
And he looks like Jabba😂
"Much Clothing! Many shirt. VERY PANT. Much Sock." XD Doge is Proud of Colbert, Memeing like a boss.
Omg that was a particularly hilarious monologue… all of it 😂 the squirrel attack had me crying
Why was he recording himself, and who posted it online?
This monologue is the reason The Late Show should have ALL the Emmys! "The Count of Mostly Crisco", "conservative judge and girl from The Ring who went to law school ", 6:51 , "such sox"! 😂😂😂
Single....such sock!!!
I agree fully!!
Hello Sir I really appreciate your love and support over my dad career
Holy cow! Im not a laughing person. My idea of a good laugh is to just smile intensely. But this made me laugh until I could laugh no more. I could only make little squeaky noises. The children called 911, because they thought I was having some sort of attack. Well done Stephen, you're the best.
Hey, Funky Monkey! That's what I call my dogs
Bwahaha 😆
What a great story. He makes me laugh too❗️
Same. I cried laughing throughout. 🤣
Repent to Jesus Christ ““Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.”
Matthew 7:13-14 NIV
Stepdad who ran over the hamster... 🤣
Thanks for the laughs, Stephen, you really had a field day (and we did as well)!
After the nightmare I've lived through today, I thought nothing could get me to even smile, but you... you even got a giggle out of me on two occasions, and that was truly an amazing thing, after my day, today. Thank you so much!
Hope today is a better day for you!🥰🙏🏾
Whatever your going through your not alone sending prayers your way.
Why what happened?
So many going through unbearable times here, there & everywhere.
The pendulum s'posed to swing... 🙏 🤲 ❤️
I hope things get better for you! The crazies have not taken over quite yet...
I love that even Sean Hannity couldn't follow Trump's thinking! Gods, I hope at his eventual trial, he just pleads Jedi!
He'll just plead the Sith.
This is underrated. Both the original comment and the first reply. 😂
Chewbacca defense!
BREAKING NEWS
Obama's Classified Documents found stored in a Furniture Store opposite a McDonalds
Jessie Waters broke this news on Prime Time ..Where is the FBI and DOJ
@@Cypresssina "I love Democracy..."
You don't have to be partisan to cringe at how he acts. He's like 77 years old, my 17 year old daughter acts more mature than this dude. And to think, that there's actually people that defend him, still.
That one made me bust out laughing. "The Count of mostly Crisco"
best nickname yet
I kinda liked _the flabrador deceiver_
@@ttacking_you tangerine dream was good to
@@akaiclone02 then, of course, there's the P.O.S.otus (Kimmel)
Awesome monologue. I'm so glad Stephen is back. (The writers must have been writing jokes on their off time.) It was great.
My dad had an outdoor squirrel that he shared his peanuts with. It would run up his arm to get the nut. It was cute.
My Godfather had a squirrel for many years. Simon was a great pet, until he got very old, and became violent.
Squirrels are fast. They can run up one side of you, bitting the whole way, and run down your other side, bitting everywhere, before you have time to react.
If this guy has squirrels that have become habitual "guests", he is acting appropriately. Squirrels can become vicious, and we don't move fast enough to be able to protect ourselves from them.
Poor guy. It's embarrassing, but I've done the very same thing, complete with baseball bat, jumping on a desk, and screaming...all of it.
I get it. Been there. Done that. It's real, folks. Be thankful it isn't you. (squirrels are not good pets. They are unpredictable.)
It sure makes great late night, though. Thanks Stephen.
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Thanks Stephen.
📞👆👆..
He was pretty funny. v
Wow, this monologue was awesome. Thanks to everyone on the Late Show for making all this insanity bearable.
Absolutely! 🤪😂😆🤣🤪💙
I still muted Trump.
Agreed!
Also, do you think the agents who went in to Mar a Lago were actually in league with the Thalmor?
👀😂
I concur👌🏾
@@darrenkirsch4870 Why wouldn't they be? The Thalmor are behind just about everything! :)
This was some pure gold comedy, the Pinnacle was the squirrel. Writers did a great job tonight
Guy apparently didn't learn from Ricky and Morty to not mess with squirrels.
I think it's staged.
I usually don't think about that or care but... A bat ready just behind his chair?
@@vilena5308 squirrel was thrown at the desk too, & nearly got stomped on, all for a laugh.
You'd think after the first time he would have had a chimney cap installed. But this is so much more entertaining.
The fact that he had that bat handy was evidence that it was not the first time a squirrel visited the inside of his home.
Poor fellow. We all had a good laugh at his expense. But it must be really traumatizing.
I am so thankful for people like Stephen Colbert.