That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
@Yo Momma The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan; Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc. Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments “So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that” “I have various emotions right now”
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
Jordan gives off a vibe of someone who knows exactly what they're doing, and simultaneously, has no idea what they're doing, or how they got there, but they just own it, and people love him for it.
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die," Conan is such a hilarious guy, I'm so glad that he has both an upbeat attitude but a kinda dark sense of humor and was still able to get mainstream success. Allowing your mind to go anywhere makes yourself and others laugh, Conan foeva
That “I’ve never hated the writers strike more” line is what gave us the Jordan we all know and love today, and stripped him of his soul. #LongLiveSoullessJordan
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
Conan: It's got a cartoon bumblebee on the cover, how can you take this seriously as a food source? Jordan: Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it Jordan is a real one
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
If someone told me before I have seen this video, that Conan said “you make me so happy” to Jordan, I would have first assumed Conan was talking to Jordan’s corpse 😆
In the edited cut they show at the end you can see the camera shaking when Conan laughs as if the cameramen cannot help laughing as well... hardest job ever
At this point Jordan had only begun to prepare his body
In various ways
Whey and oats
Underrated
It’s like you mixed a Conan reference with an Always Sunny reference
I believe its a personal matter
Jordan is funny in various ways.
He has an assortment of humorous qualities.
Jordan would argue that humor is subjective
He’s prepared his humor in various ways
He has various ways of holding a grudge.
Looks like jordan prepared his hair and tan lotion in various ways.
And so, the legend was born.
In the year 3020 they will have a religion called Conan Shlanskyism
🤣🤣🤣
THIS GUY F*CKS
@@AdamWestish lmao 😂
The Schlansk
Jordan looks absolutely 2000’s here
hahhaha thats true !!!! rare guy
dated for late 2000s tho
more like 90‘s dude
He had a Greenday CD in his car.
@@rayfuego9993 no, absolutely not. The emo hair is a late 2000s trend.
When that handshake didn’t happened , an archenemy was born.
Joel Sines he had prepared himself in various ways his whole life prior to this for that handshake
I believe that’s a private matter 🤣
Weird to hear Conan say "Jordan Schlansky" and not get an immediate round of applause
And also not seeing the good old picture of Jordan with a light brown background
This is the first time the legend was introduced
Back when jordan wasnt famous
Right ??? Exactly what I had thought!!
I had the exact same thought!
Ironically, this first encounter was the least awkward one
Because his character wasn’t fully developed at that point. The Jordan 2.0 we all know and love grew from this Jordan 1.0.
Contempt
@@MultiSmiley007 I prefer Jordan 1.0 tbh, not quite so stiff, but still Jordan.
what you are saying is not logically sound.
That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
The origins of Jordan Schlansky
it's oranges
You forgot to add......Portrait of a Serial Killer.
Dick Fuckington they’re clementines
Jordan Schlansky: Origins
... in the Zeta Reticuli star system.
Most emotions Jordan has ever portrayed
Jordan was most emotional when he was in Italy. Especially in his favorite restaurant in Cortona.
Jordan is a deeply emotional man
@Yo Momma The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan;
Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc.
Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
Dude the shame on Jordan's face when conan exposes his Pop Tart stash 😂😂
Baby Jordan knew shame lol
Well, he had "various" food items 😂🤣
I'm glad I've seen so many of his other clips already, made me appreciate it so much more
They’re an Italian delicacy
Shame? That was part of the sketch. He probably had no idea what Conan had put in there and was laughing at it.
When Jordan smiles, a new angel gets his wings
A lot of wingless angels up there... if we only count camera smiles.
Evertime Conan is annoyed by Jordan, a little demon gets his horns 👹
@@IstvanThree the army is ready.
He is not an angel... he's one of this awful wanna-bes
@Prick, Scumbag College stop flooding the market. My property value has been plummeting!
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments
“So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that”
“I have various emotions right now”
"Im indifferent."
Conan laughing at the end is what everyone needs. That's pure happiness.
We ALL truly shine when we laugh
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
"You bring so much joy to me, " - what a beautiful thing to say about a friend.
12 years later and we still can't get enough of these two together 😀
Make that 15 now
conan’s giggly “you’re not like other people” kills me everytime
4:30 Conan: random bags of oranges lying around.
Jordan: Those are clementines.
ROFL
So strange to hear his name and not see his picture...
"What kind of food"
"Various kinds"
“Do you wanna tell me before I open it up?”
and many years later, Conan still asks Jordan what he does on the show.
I’ve never seen Jordan smiling like that 5:25-5:28
So cute
@@bugeye8749 ikr 😂
That moment at 7:12 was so wholesome for me, Conan reaches out with his hands to Jordan and goes on dancing
12 years later, Jordan is the best thing that has ever happened to that show!
"Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude Me from enjoying it" lmfao I love it!
The two of them dancing together is true magic.
As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
Jordan gives off a vibe of someone who knows exactly what they're doing, and simultaneously, has no idea what they're doing, or how they got there, but they just own it, and people love him for it.
My cousin is exactly like Jordan....only difference is hr has absolutely no idea what he is doing.
6:33 conan wasn't interested in Jordan's story until he heard danish models.
LOL
That was the beginning of Odysseus level quest we all happily tagged along.
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
"What else could you do? Those bitches had to die," Conan is such a hilarious guy, I'm so glad that he has both an upbeat attitude but a kinda dark sense of humor and was still able to get mainstream success. Allowing your mind to go anywhere makes yourself and others laugh, Conan foeva
I'm on a Conan and Jordan binge again and I forgot he said that. It was so hilarious it "killed" me 😂
I've been looking for this clip for years. The account that had this deleted it a while back, which sucked...Thanks for putting it up. :)
thank you, bob saget's ball sack...
@ yessir
@ i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.
@ :)
*AND THUS THE LEGEND OF SCHLANSKY THE UNMOVABLE WAS BORN*
That “I’ve never hated the writers strike more” line is what gave us the Jordan we all know and love today, and stripped him of his soul.
#LongLiveSoullessJordan
He's gotten even better since then keeping a straight face. Funny to see him break into a grin multiple times!
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh
Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness
Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
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The man, the myth, the legend - Jordan Schlansky! As much joy to watch it now as it was all those years ago!
Conan truly laughing uncontrollably. So great.
I've missed so many of these episodes. Wow.
Jordan's command of the language is really impressive.
Which one? His "language" is quite normal, what he's doing is "thinking" in a different way, reacting in a certain kind of logic.
He prepares his vocabulary in various ways
5:14 when Jordan starts laughing as Conan opens the can
Isn't it great how Conan has given us all so much hilarity, and at the same time provided his staff with the opportunity to earn an excellent living?
Jordan is like the video game side characters where they talk to you for a moment then just goes back to their own internal world
Jordan is a NPC haha
The real "A Star is Born"
The song the band plays at the end is limelight by Rush. A great touch
Yeah Conan mentioned it
“I love how they are playing limelight. Isn’t that one of your Rush songs?”
phosphorescent wave, are you Jordan Schlansky??
Thanks! I've been trying to make out the lyrics to find the song all these years lol
Jordan dancing!
YUMMM!
I’m hooked; come to Australia 🎶💕🎶😈
I would probably enjoy Jordan's company very much. He's extremely well educated and he puts an artistic touch on everything he does.
Honestly me too, which might mean that I'm also insufferable 😂
To just think he hadn't even begun to experiment with oats and whey by this point....
Conan introducing Jordan Schlansky to the world makes the writer's strike the best thing to ever happen to TV lol.
It amazes me more that they doing this kind of conversation decades ago. It feels like that this was just shot yesterday
This segment needs to go into the television talk show hall of fame. It gets better every time I watch it.
Who would give this a thumbs down, I'm wondering? This is pure comedy GOLD.
Jordan Schlansky
This is the most wholesome video on the internet
That little clap Conan is doing while he’s dancing is absolutely SENDING me ! I’m literally hollering😭
Oh yeah, where is it sending you?
Conan: It's got a cartoon bumblebee on the cover, how can you take this seriously as a food source?
Jordan: Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude me from enjoying it
Jordan is a real one
I was literally crying laughing while Conan was laughing at the end.
Little did conan know that the writers strike wasn't going to be the strangest shows.
6:38 haha, even Jordan found that funny.
BudduredToast imagine that joke being told now 😂
It's funny because it's true.
classic CONAN
I have a feeling he completely broke when conan said those bitches had to die
Thank you for uploading this!! I’ve been looking for it for a while now
Best segment of the show ever.. conan and jordan.. i hope you could upload more of this more often.. very funny
5:26 You can see Jordan's most genuine smile ever.
I just love those two they make me so happy 😀
Watching Jordan and Conan dance together was magical! Sweet and serendipitous!
And very, very sexual. I had an emission while watching. Truly glorious.
it's amazing how happy conan is at the end lol, he knew this was absolute gold
“So where are you gonna work tomorrow” Conan asked, without even missing a beat
9:30 conans laughter is soo contagious
I honestly really enjoyed jordan and conan dancing in the hallway. that was really sweet
You can tell how much Jordan loves Conan, even then
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
Honestly it’ll never get old hearing the band play Rush as Jordan gets in front of the audience
So, if there had been no strike, we would never have met Jordan... The Universe took pity 🤗
This is one of my favorites from the Schlanskyverse.
It would be my honour if I ever found a frnd like jordan in life.
It would change my life fundamentally.
Jordan knew what was coming when Conan opened the sweets stash :D. A rare human moment for Jordan.
He smiles so much in this one, it's great
💕😍❤️Conan and Jordan dancing is the cutest thing ever ❤️😍💕
Ah back when Jordan tried to hold his laugh.
ScoutJeanLouise he knows how to control his laugh now
Conan likes to say Jordan is all real, but it's pretty obvious that this character has been prepared in various ways.
“You’re not like other people” lmao no shit.. such chemistry omg lol
Conan this year was amazing I remember staying up late in HS to watch
This is SO funny! I love the Conan, Jordan duo.
Jordan is the One of Best Characters.
I like how at the end he clapped on beat to the music
3:35 Lol, this sounds like a mangled Rush song combined with Irish poetry, or the Irish Rovers or something
Conan is hilarious
It sounded like a foreign version of "Oasis" by Wonderwall. 🤣🤣🤣
If someone told me before I have seen this video, that Conan said “you make me so happy” to Jordan, I would have first assumed Conan was talking to Jordan’s corpse 😆
U can really see how he has perfected his character now, compared to this.
what i learned from this is that everyone in Conan's staff has the potential to be a serial killer
The hidden away pops tarts after all the healthy food talk, classic! 😂
Best origin story ever!
oh man, i remember many years ago at a GNC store here had Cyto Gainer. i couldn't help myself say out loud "CYTO-GAINER" in Conan's nerdy voice
Did people stare?😂
i wish i had a friend that i cant stop laughing when i see Jordan is a living legend
The band playing limelight during his walk in was a nice touch 👌
one like from pity like pixie
In the edited cut they show at the end you can see the camera shaking when Conan laughs as if the cameramen cannot help laughing as well... hardest job ever
“What kind of food?”
“Various kinds.”
The very first "various".
The beginning of a beautiful friendship
Jordan is a real life Seinfeld character.
I could watch these two dance for hours lol
Conans giggling at the end made my life so much better
one like from pity like pixie