As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
In the edited cut they show at the end you can see the camera shaking when Conan laughs as if the cameramen cannot help laughing as well... hardest job ever
Writers strike is Godsend for the finding and the rise of Jordan, how the world would have robbed of so much fun and laughter and how Conan would have been is there wasn't a Jordan
That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments “So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that” “I have various emotions right now”
@Yo Momma The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan; Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc. Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.
And so, the legend was born.
In the year 3020 they will have a religion called Conan Shlanskyism
🤣🤣🤣
THIS GUY F*CKS
@@AdamWestish lmao 😂
The Schlansk
The origins of Jordan Schlansky
it's oranges
You forgot to add......Portrait of a Serial Killer.
Dick Fuckington they’re clementines
Jordan Schlansky: Origins
... in the Zeta Reticuli star system.
At this point Jordan had only begun to prepare his body
In various ways
Whey and oats
Underrated
It’s like you mixed a Conan reference with an Always Sunny reference
I believe its a personal matter
Dude the shame on Jordan's face when conan exposes his Pop Tart stash 😂😂
Baby Jordan knew shame lol
Well, he had "various" food items 😂🤣
I'm glad I've seen so many of his other clips already, made me appreciate it so much more
They’re an Italian delicacy
Shame? That was part of the sketch. He probably had no idea what Conan had put in there and was laughing at it.
So strange to hear his name and not see his picture...
I’ve never seen Jordan smiling like that 5:25-5:28
So cute
@@bugeye8749 ikr 😂
conan’s giggly “you’re not like other people” kills me everytime
As much as people like to shit on Jordan, he’s been with Conan for decades, and not for no reason. I remember the (very) early days he’d come out to do bits, I love that he’s been allowed to grow his “character” for all these years too. Anyone who sticks with Conan (and Vice versa) for the better part of 30 years is okay in my book.
That moment at 7:12 was so wholesome for me, Conan reaches out with his hands to Jordan and goes on dancing
I think at 8:33 this is why Conan has truly cared for Jordan. Though their dynamic is definitely unique, he has always stressed how he enjoys the company of real people and not the falsities his industry tends to create. While it's a meme to mock Jordan's "what does he do", he wouldn't be on the team if he didn't contribute at least whatever tasks he has to do for the day-to-day operations.
I love that Jordan bought into all of Conan's shenanigans! The fact that he can keep a straight face during most of their filmed interactions is beyond impressive! The best thing to come out of the writers strike.
That was the beginning of Odysseus level quest we all happily tagged along.
He's gotten even better since then keeping a straight face. Funny to see him break into a grin multiple times!
I've missed so many of these episodes. Wow.
To just think he hadn't even begun to experiment with oats and whey by this point....
Little did conan know that the writers strike wasn't going to be the strangest shows.
That little clap Conan is doing while he’s dancing is absolutely SENDING me ! I’m literally hollering😭
Oh yeah, where is it sending you?
I would probably enjoy Jordan's company very much. He's extremely well educated and he puts an artistic touch on everything he does.
Honestly me too, which might mean that I'm also insufferable 😂
5:26 You can see Jordan's most genuine smile ever.
9:30 conans laughter is soo contagious
i would hire jordan as my lawyer in the future just so he could lecture the court room and waste time for the judge to dismiss my case knowing he wouldn’t get anywhere further with more questions.
I like how at the end he clapped on beat to the music
I love these two boys! 😍🤣🤣🤣
3:35 Lol, this sounds like a mangled Rush song combined with Irish poetry, or the Irish Rovers or something
Conan is hilarious
It sounded like a foreign version of "Oasis" by Wonderwall. 🤣🤣🤣
In the edited cut they show at the end you can see the camera shaking when Conan laughs as if the cameramen cannot help laughing as well... hardest job ever
Conan: "Jordan, you're clean, neat, fit, in control..."
*and that was the last time Jordan ever received a compliment from Conan.*
"Migrating like an anal-retentive swallow" really stuck out for me.
@@collegerebel timestamp pls
4:48 The sass in Jordan’s voice god I love him 😂
Conans giggling at the end made my life so much better
one like from pity like pixie
Jordan, My Man!
You’ve got a bag of ORANGES 🍊 in here!!
...those are clementines.
...you’re getting crumbs on me.
6:50 In case anyone was wondering what the song is.
More Than A Woman-Bee Gees
Every supervillain has an origin story and this is Jordan's.
4:18 His office was still quite sane back then 😂
Back when Jordan sometimes smiled in conversations awwww
one like from pity like pixie
@@moaningpheromones aw was that you?
And then at the end, Jordan asks Conan "wanna hear another Joke Conan?"
"You're awful, Conan. Playing my bullwhip video. Inviting me onto the show. You're just like the rest of them!"
It's weird hearing Conan say "Jordan Schlansky" without it being followed by cheering.
That's how the legend Jordan Schlansky hit the massess.
Best duo on television
I've never seen a host laugh this hard
Conan always emphasizes how Jordan is a real person.
Aww, Conan and Jordan dancing is actually really sweet.
electric
“Ur not like other people” oh man that had me cracking
Jordan is really a top-notch entertainer xDDD He is probably the third person that I would like to meet, after Jeff Goldblum and Conan himself
Jordan’s various tasks, on display for the first time
And the legends begin....
conan hasn't aged one bit. he looks exactly the same.
Cyto-Gainer-enhanced botox injections will do that to a person.
Here it is obvious jordan is a great guy and plays along with conan...and that conan actualy likes him a lot
Writers strike is Godsend for the finding and the rise of Jordan, how the world would have robbed of so much fun and laughter and how Conan would have been is there wasn't a Jordan
That pop tart reveal always gets me
I love Jordan's logic. Especially regarding Cheerios.
I just remembered that so much of the staff moved from NY to LA when the show moved. That's a big commitment and quite lovely.
This video is the first time jordan ever smiled when he opened the can
Jordan's bullwhip skill has not improved a bit in 12 years.
Lol
God bless Jordan Schlansky. We have all dedicated to learning how to spell his name correctly. That’s how much of a gem this emo freak is.
I'd NEVER thought that Jordan Schlansky's favourite Band is Rush. I love Rush too, but i would have expected Jazz or Classical or italian Opera.
There's nothing ridiculous about having Rush as a favorite band. Rush is an amazing band.
Back in this day and age, Conan still remembered what Jordan did for his show. Its not that Conan never knew, its that he's slowly devolving mentally.
I needed this to get through today 😂
Jordan dancing is my dream come true, he's hot
Is Jordan LAUGHING?!?!
Other episodes the writers made him act more I guess.
There were still some leftovers of his humanity back then
2021 anyone?
Absolute gold!
Conan was rubbing his glass on the table, just like how Jordan did it years later in Italy, except Jordan's was noisier.
Jordan got so defensive with the Cheerios lol
Jordan Schlansky: The Origin
Jordan has definitely picked up a few acting tricks over the years. Broke character way too many times here.
Man was into protein drinks before most people knew what they were.
What?
Conan has the moves
This is the OG
Back when Conan actually believed he worked 😂
My favorite thing is Jordan trying so hard not to laugh
he's breaking character omfg that's hilarious lmao
Jordan looks so young
Jordan Schlansky: The Origin Story
In California pair your pop tart in the California sun with a nice glass of wine. Jesus.
2:54 4:03 4:31 4:52 6:25 7:38
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This was when Conan figured out he does not writers.
“Oh I smell a fruit alright”
Please explain the joke
Ricky Dev fruit is slag for gay
yes go Rush !!
It hurts from the beginning on
Jordan is funny in various ways.
He has an assortment of humorous qualities.
Jordan would argue that humor is subjective
He’s prepared his humor in various ways
He has various ways of holding a grudge.
Looks like jordan prepared his hair and tan lotion in various ways.
Weird to hear Conan say "Jordan Schlansky" and not get an immediate round of applause
And also not seeing the good old picture of Jordan with a light brown background
This is the first time the legend was introduced
Back when jordan wasnt famous
Right ??? Exactly what I had thought!!
I had the exact same thought!
Jordan looks absolutely 2000’s here
hahhaha thats true !!!! rare guy
dated for late 2000s tho
more like 90‘s dude
He had a Greenday CD in his car.
@@rayfuego9993 no, absolutely not. The emo hair is a late 2000s trend.
Ironically, this first encounter was the least awkward one
Because his character wasn’t fully developed at that point. The Jordan 2.0 we all know and love grew from this Jordan 1.0.
Contempt
@@MultiSmiley007 I prefer Jordan 1.0 tbh, not quite so stiff, but still Jordan.
what you are saying is not logically sound.
That's because I guess they cut out the awkward parts and Conan made sure to make it as chill as possible, later Conan let Jordan take the reigns whenever they met occasionally cracking jokes
Imagine the agreement they must have had about future segments
“So Jordan, I’m going to relentlessly mock you from now on. How do you feel about that”
“I have various emotions right now”
"Im indifferent."
When that handshake didn’t happened , an archenemy was born.
Joel Sines he had prepared himself in various ways his whole life prior to this for that handshake
I believe that’s a private matter 🤣
Most emotions Jordan has ever portrayed
Jordan was most emotional when he was in Italy. Especially in his favorite restaurant in Cortona.
Jordan is a deeply emotional man
@Yo Momma The real Jordan is very much like the character Jordan;
Conan has confirmed this in different ways on several occasions, like for example saying that Jordan was "98% the real him" in some videos, etc.
Also, Jordan does have a huge passion for Italy and coffee.
@@Peter_1986ive read its the opposite u can tell when they r on the train Jordan is probably a very goofy guy off camera which is why he is so awkward when he does the on camera serious persona
the writers strike in 08 was the best thing that could happen (at least for a while) for the show. Conan starts to do things like these and we can get to know the staff
12 years later and we still can't get enough of these two together 😀
Make that 15 now
4:30 Conan: random bags of oranges lying around.
Jordan: Those are clementines.
ROFL
When Jordan smiles, a new angel gets his wings
A lot of wingless angels up there... if we only count camera smiles.
Evertime Conan is annoyed by Jordan, a little demon gets his horns 👹
@@IstvanThree the army is ready.
He is not an angel... he's one of this awful wanna-bes
@Prick, Scumbag College stop flooding the market. My property value has been plummeting!
Conan laughing at the end is what everyone needs. That's pure happiness.
We ALL truly shine when we laugh
Jimmy Fallon: Invites big celebraties and fakes laugh
Jimmy Kimmel: Inviting big celebraties and mildly fakeness
Conan O'Brian: Makes his staff crew his celebraties and makes us all laugh hard
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"You bring so much joy to me, " - what a beautiful thing to say about a friend.
I've been looking for this clip for years. The account that had this deleted it a while back, which sucked...Thanks for putting it up. :)
thank you, bob saget's ball sack...
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack yessir
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack i have. It's in two parts. All of his early satellites with Jordan are great. Look for the one where they look at houses. That's funny too.
@Bob Saget's Ball Sack :)
"What kind of food"
"Various kinds"
“Do you wanna tell me before I open it up?”
6:33 conan wasn't interested in Jordan's story until he heard danish models.
LOL
"Just because it appeals to children doesn't exclude Me from enjoying it" lmfao I love it!
U can really see how he has perfected his character now, compared to this.
and many years later, Conan still asks Jordan what he does on the show.