Series 7, Episode 2 - 'My Eyes are Circles' | Full Episode | Taskmaster
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ส.ค. 2020
- From series 7 of Taskmaster, James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Rhod Gilbert, Kerry Godliman and Phil Wang battle it out with blindfolded painting and making big circles.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion. - ตลก
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“How dare you even speak” is the best line of the episode
Greg is totally channeling his teacher persona there. :D
I'm not done yet but I had to pause the video after the ogre story and Alex's "h-happiness."
💯 agree!
@@Kempster_K was he about to say something else, or was that just an automatic response?
38:05
My favorite thing about this group is that they're all insane.
Who isn't insane on this show?
@@levtokol8649 there were some fairly mild contestants in the past.
1/45 contestants not insane: Richard Osman.
Every series has a crazy one. This time they’re all the crazy one.
@@sollosi My eyes are circles?
You would've thought this would be James' most intense hula hoop-related breakdown
I really want to know what the first one is then lmao
I tried to take a hula hoop into his show in Toronto and they wouldn't let me bring it in😂😅
You can really see James die a little inside when he realises he misunderstood the task
Time stamp?
@@vidyaratan8522 34:29 to 34:35
Pretty sure he understood
i am not sure if there was much to misunderstand.
What gets me is after he understands he’s fucked he just doubles down and hopes for the best,
Phil has the dumbest approach to tasks, but the cleverest ways to justify it
I used the oral tradition
They're quite charming, the Irish.
Typical engineer, then.
He called a car with an open door not a car though, to be fair :P that's a pretty dumb justification for calling a box with open flaps not a box
Engineers build stuff and then find uses for it.
"You thought, 'I've been told I should draw the biggest circle, but what I'll do is ride around aimlessly on a bike whilst badly spinning a hula hoop, and then I'm gonna crash, accidently notice there's another circle on the floor, and try to claim that as part of my attempt.' That's my reading of what I saw; have you anything different to add?"
"............................. my eyes are circles?"
The genius and madness of one James Acaster
Deep.
@@creative_commander4973 His Netflix specials are friggin' awesome!
I just love the look on Rhod's face like, yep he's right, they are circles.
@@creative_commander4973 "Started baking, had a breakdown, bon appetit."
"Rhod suggested that you're struggling financially."
"Yeah, I spent 500 quid on fizzy belts"
That might be the Best callback in the series
The blindfolded looks James does to camera during the team task are so good.
his eyes were circles.
I wish people would put a time stamp with comments like this
i found that WAY more attractive than i should've... but that applies to a lot of things he does
@@johnlewis8934
21:00
@@issaposter don't look at the blinking task then. Falling out of love isn't as easy.
Greg staring at James like he's the single most confusing and irritating thing he's ever seen after the circles task -
Artistic perfection.
It’s the teacher stare and for some reason I got chills too
"My eyes are circles" 😂😂😂
I'm laughing so hard right now at the glare.
I've watched that task about 6 times now, I still don't know what James was thinking.
And Wang being stared at
James never saying "Hi" back to Alex genuinely hurts me every time.
That always cracks me up, especially when he just glances over for a second without saying anything
He did once in the entire series
Alex Horne is a gift to the population of Earth and must be appreciated and well cared for at all times.
@@winterlighthome True true true...
But if I ever see him and he says hi to me, you KNOW I'm not sayin it back.
@@GoudaFetaExpandDong Why not? You even said it hurts you every time you see James not say it back
American Game show: Let's have an ordinary person with a devastating Dickensian backstory play a dramatic game with an opportunity to win a life changing amount of money
British Game Show: Let's have a rotating cast of about 2 dozen comedian/ personalities do mundane stuff and just provide them a platform to be funny
The UK is light-years ahead when it comes to light entertainment television. In America we can compete when it comes to drama, scripted comedy, and other genres, depending on your tastes. But the UK has a real Monopoly on quality light entertainment and game shows.
I hate this fn country
yea, except most people in the UK know more shows from the states then people in the states know about shows from the UK.
@@daniellew3260 Popularity and quality are two wholly separate concepts.
As a comedian in the states, I wish we had that kind of platform to aspire to. As is, the most cozy a comedian gets is late night talk or increasingly-not-satire satire news. A regular on the panel circuit? Damn near hedonism.
10 word story:
"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
Baby has fat feet."
mine was "for sale. baby shoes. never worn. baby is still alive"
shoes are not for sale. baby is. i hate it.
In her shoe story, she could have said she’d never had shoes before because she didn’t have feet.
Mine was: "a girl sat high, she fell, she got back up."
mine was "A girl had was sick. She had cancer. It was testicular."
Alex wearing a mask, Alex telling Jess "oh too close to me".... way ahead of his time!
Alex confirmed for time traveler
I was looking for this comment
predictive programming
That wasn't a mask lol
Pampel Muse was
noel and phil should have a task where its just the two of them, battle of the yellow suits
They can be bananas together.
@@sparo_splat 😂😂
@@sparo_splat banaaana. Up!
@@sparo_splat they should make a sitcom where they're bananas
Too much banana, in their own right.
the "How DARE you even speak" at 38:10 is amazing
"which is an act of..."
"ha - happiness"
gets me every time I re-watch this series
I was looking for this comment! I laughed so much with Alex's face when he said it
I am already suspecting that Phil telling the exact same joke in the prize task of the first two episodes is part of a task.
Like Asim's big announcement? That was genius.
i missed it, what did he say?
@@Erdnussbuttertoast I think it's he haggled for it
Mike P I was thinking the same thing.
Omg that could acutally be true 😅
I’m really surprised for the “bring the boldest belt” no one brought a strap on.
Sally would've
I feel like Rhod kinda did 🤨😎😂
I would’ve brought one that says “daddy” on it
@@chelseawildflowerloftinwey1945 omfg, yes she def would've. I adore Sally and her sexually focused insanity 😂
My first thought was an SS buckle, because you'd have to be quite bold to wear that in public (at least in Germany), but a strap-on would be even better. Something big and rainbow-coloured. :D
I love how Kerry takes every task so seriously meanwhile Phil dresses like that.
Phil's story was a masterpiece compared to the others, he's so robbed that round.
Yeah
i agree
Why would he be robbed. Not every outside the box thinking deserves points when he just literally was the slowest. And the task was "fastest across the finish line with a proper story wins".
@@Steffschenko we were saying he was robbed because his story was really clever and good, not because of his method or timing
The task was fastest
Don't ever stop making this show.
It is getting popular, they are going to start broadcasting in US.
@@umeshdeshmukh771 It began on the CW this past Sunday. It............ did not do well. But then why would it on the CW? (Strange decision.)
@@olscratch74 how do you know they did not do well? did cw publish any numbers? I liked it because I know many of the comedians from panel shows and their quirky nature.
@@umeshdeshmukh771 yes sadly they stopped after just 1 ep. A lot of people didn't even know it will be on it. CWs marketing fault
@@umeshdeshmukh771 I read an article. And now apparently the show's been pulled already.
James how DARE you even speak,,
They knew by making him the thumbnail my ass would WATCH 😔
@@averageperson2131 😔
i was losing my shit at this part😂
Fair play, the balls of the man
"David why the fuck are you talking" energy
11:11 I think the prompt Greg was going for was "filicide" (the act of killing your own child), because it sounds like the name of the story's author, Phil. But I think Alex's answer was waaay better.
That sounds exactly like Greg Davies type of humor.
And Alex just was not on the same track, at all.
It is interesting how in every group task, even though the boys have one more person, it never ends up being an advantage
It's been that way for each series, thankfully. The tasks are varied enough that having 2 or 3 isn't a definite advantage or disadvantage either way.
Pretty sure Alex makes sure not to create tasks that benefit from bigger teams, after the series 2 one where they had to get a third person to even the teams.
@@gaz-l621 this aged well with Series 15 lol. In fact that could be said for the majority of live team tasks (save for the back drawings and ones with turn systems)
"the yellow bits in there, they're gold" nah, THAT was gold lmao
Unrelated to the episode, but they really should update their description from “BAFTA nominated” to BAFTA winning” since they won the BAFTA last week! Very exciting after they came close to it for so long! 😁
Jayk1406 just like wilty I think, they would constantly joke about it before getting it
They just did lol
I want to ask what BAFTA stands for, but I can just search that up, but I'm lazy, so what does BAFTA stand for
@@SSName British Academy of Film and Television Awards, I think. Not sure. I'm too lazy to google it.
S.S. Name Yeah what James said. It’s essentially like their own version of the Oscars or the Emmys, except uhh, British. Its still a big deal considering the show’s only been around for 5 ish years
38:05 James Acaster trying to chime in but immediately gets shut down by Greg Davies because of his shit task is probably one of my favourite moments in this series.
Love the small glimpse we get of relaxed James without his full Acaster persona as he is meeting Phil and Rhod! (18:27) I absolutely adore his deadpan, apathetic/detached style but it’s kinda fun to see him chill.
You'd love the off-menu podcast with Ed gamble n
He probably got caught of guard by wangs wang,couldn't help but break character
@@nerdlord2288 'Never in my life was I so happy to put a blindfold on' = 🪙
Thanks for pointing it out, I genuinely wouldn't have taken note of that if not for your comment =) I love James's humour and don't get why so many people shit on him, I quite enjoy all of his appearances on all the different shows.
I love how alex constantly makes jokes and never laughs at them
He was so great during the final can stacking task!
As an American, this show is single-handedly getting me through the endless pandemic
It honestly pains me that the CW pulled this show after one episode.
Likewise bro
Same, I first saw the show while crashing with my (luckily, very tolerant) sister, in what turned out to be a 2.5 month quarantine. Hang in there. :(
You guys know where I can watch the next episode?
I agree!
Greg's experience as a teacher really shows when James completely fails the circle task. 🤣
I really would've loved to see James and Jess on a team. They think very much alike (like the first two prize tasks, and their stories) and they are my favorite contestants maybe of all series.
They have the same chaotic good energy.
They even look alike!
Also Team Rocket
@@sophiusdynami3401a LOT of team rocket energy
This show gets better every series. I thought it had peaked with the likes of Bob Mortimer and Noel Fielding but I enjoy it every bit as much when I don't even know the people competing.
Noahhhh feeilllllding. I miss him!
You have to look into James acaster if you don’t know him, his Netflix special is by far the best stand up special I have ever seen
@@user-pp5oh9ee1k Listen to this man. His standup is incredible.
@@user-pp5oh9ee1k My daughter is a huge fan of his and I'm beginning to see why. She's been actively harassing me for a while to read his book/watch his stuff. I might just get around to it!
@@caseymartin1053 I love him on 'Bake Off'!
"There might be a profound reason for why she needed shoes..."
*yeeeaaaahhh*
"She'd never *had* shoes her whole life."
I love how Kerri almost always takes a straightforward approach to the tasks and ends up on the higher end of the placements because the other contestants are extra 😂
My conscious mind: This lineup is hilarious
My subconscious mind: Cleanliman is next to Godliman
BAHAHAHAHAH
My subconscious mind: heh heh, "Wang"
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"No one had to die, no one ate a kid!"
One of the greatest moments in task history is that circle task
I died at “my eyes are circles”
I think the greatest task was also this series: in Episode 10, involving rope and boiler suits
I love Greg's face every time after James's circle attempts. Then the outburst later on kills me every time when he tries to argue Rhod's circle! "How dare you even speak!"
"Banana Whoops" would be an excellent description of Phil Wang's outfit.
To anyone who hasn't seen this series yet...you've only seen a bare glimmer of Rhod's madness.
Lovely! This episode made me want to see more of him!
I got a small taste of it on other shows and I can't WAIT to see what mess he causes in this series!
I still dream of the grotto task
His hole-in-one golf technique is the best ever.
I can’t wait for the freak out.
Acaster and Hugh Dennis are both from Kettering. Coincidence or the same person on two different timeliness. You decide.
I mean surely there's more than one person from Kettering and the existence of 2 comedians from Kettering does not necessitate other timelines
Everyone on this show is a chaos goblin and I love all of them
I had British teachers and the scolding tone Greg used with James brought back memories of trying to bullshit my way out of trouble and failing horribly
Greg was a teacher, so that makes sense. 😂
Phils Story was honestly pretty good
And the way he justify not writing it is even better.
He should have won that task
Fucking genius imo
First time I saw Greg giving the summary of James's circle task, I was laughing so much I couldn't breath. James's reaction then killed me :D
Absolute insanity that Jessica didn't guess "eight" but her commitment to insanity (as well as everyone else's) is part of what makes this series so special.
James Acaster has probably the quickest wit of any contestants on TM
I have a feeling he'll only hold that title until Lee Mack's season airs, but the two of them are by far two of the quickest witted people I've ever witnessed.
Sometimes it does seem like that. And then sometimes he does whatever the fuck that circle thing was.
His callbacks are so good. Like when Rhod says he's broke and he says yeah, because he bought 500 pounds worth of fizzy belts.
Watch him on Mock the week compilations. His wit is surreal.
@@duchessofmelon9967 what is genius without a hint of batshit insanity?
All the bullying they do to Alex is really put into perspective when you realize he's the show creator and Davies is just the points giver.
This cast shares 1 brain cell among them, and I love it.
The haggling bit is the funniest thing ever, and it works shockingly well as a recurring bit. “He said fifty pounds, I said thirty, he said fifty, I said forty… so I paid fifty pounds…”
Both teams had the option to say: "Right"
And they chose to say banana
Because they wanted to use right for the direction
today you learned that the word "right" means 2 different things
@@StraightEdgeZap it has, but if the drawer asks something and you say "right" it means correct and otherwise it means giving directions.
It's not that difficult.
@Aslan T Vorlon exactly.
But banana is still the least helpful word.
@@JS-oh2dp though they had to cheat to establish that.
James acaster staring into the camera like Jim from the office during the blindfold paint thing was 14432/10
Easily my favorite series of this show, Acaster and Rhod just bring a level of manic insanity to every task that's wildly appreciated, honestly though everyone here is phenomenal
when James said the episode title I lost it, like the kind of laugh that doesn't make any noise because you’re laughing so hard, the delivery, the prefix, and the twinkle in his eyes really did it for me
So sad to hear the CW run was already cancelled. PLEASE don't stop uploading here! We need it more than ever in the States.
WHATTTTTT NOOOOO :(
There is at least a season 8 and nine, and they've already aired in the UK so I'm guessing they'll still be uploading her pretty frequently for a while ☺
As someone who doesn't have cable, I'm thankful these are on TH-cam 🥰
Probably couldn't find a way to fit and agenda into it
@5putput The CW is a tv channel in the states
Okay but can you imagine the possible outcomes we could’ve had if James and Jess were on a team together? It would be absolutely chaotic and loony. I want it so badly!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
James‘ facial expressions when he just stares at the camera or at someone are literally the funniest
Especially when he wore the blindfold
The fact that Greg has started restating the basic instructions of the live task in what is clearly his teacher voice is hilarious to me. It's the voice I've used for basic, unambiguous instructions that I just *know* are about to be entirely disregarded.
This show in America definitely doesn’t belong on CW. It feels like an NBC show to me. That, and there was no advertising whatsoever. I didn’t even know it aired here and failed till 5 minutes ago
There's been an American version and it was pretty hopeless. The show is so insanely funny because the comedians are incredibly crap at everything and happy to laugh at their own crappiness, which is sort of the opposite of American humor.
If NBC (or another major channel) would do it, they would make a it a variation of gladiator meets America's got talent meets stand-up, and all the fun would be immediately gone.
i think it would've done better on NBC. but, i think the other problem is that nobody in the states knows who any of these people are. the success on youtube is because this is where we all find other panel shows but people who watch on actual tv have no idea of this whole other side of comedy.
Americans are too competitive to make this work, they'd forget the point is to be funny not to win.
I maintain that this show could be funny in America if cast properly. Maybe hosted by Nick offerman? Ilana Glazer, Terry Crews, Paul Thompkins, Justin McElroy, Bill Corbit, Donald Glover, Jane Lynch, Andy Samberg as potential cast?
@@cheers4life100 I didn't know who any of these people were, and I started watching Taskmaster with season 7 - and all of these five really grew on me. The beauty of the show is that you get to know the contestants quite well over the course of the season.
It's certainly a far more insightful view into them than watching a 5-minute clip on a random panel show.
I think if you’re going to give Rhod the to-scale circle-on-a-map, then you also have to consider the map projection, which would make what he drew very much not a circle. If he was going to be a clever boy, he should have just drawn a straight line along the equator
James: My eyes are circles.
Rhod: He has a point...
Just like Alex Horn, sometimes I too confuse the words "happiness" and "cannibalism."
You can't have slaughter without laughter.
10 word story: Little Alex Horne suffers Acaster aftershocks from beard mask pull.
"that's a lovely straight line to finish it with" I lost it there :)
“Which is an act of...?”
“...Happiness.”
I think we need to keep to keep Alex away from children.
I adore the moments when the group starts working together to tell a good joke- like when Greg and Rhod chip in to Kerry’s story.
Not sure I'm comfortable with how attractive I find Rhod
Im totally comfortable with how attractive i fine Rhod and Greg!
me with james
thank you! im not the only one then
I'm a straight man, even I am totally comfortable by how much power they have over me. Dreamy dudes.
Being the only one would be a good thing, by the way ;) More for you xD
I have ADHD like our charming boi Rhod and love to analyze stuff, so let me itemize and assess his attractive traits:
1. His ADHD traits.
While some people find them initially exciting but eventually annoying, I personally am drawn to other ADHD folk because many of us are creative, spontaneous, risk-seeking, fun, funny, adventurous, etc. Rhod is certainly all of those things.
For neurotypical people, I imagine that we also give off a sense of being something different than "normal" humans, and if you like us that could seem awe inspiring or intimidating in an arousing way.
2. His nationality/ethnicity.
Straight up, the Welsh accent is very sexy to my Midwestern US ear. It's got a lovely singsong quality to it.
I think it's also very attractive to see confidence in an underdog. Wales has had to fight to get out from under England's thumb for a long time, so it's good to see confident and successful Welsh people in the public eye.
3. His age.
For young adults, Rhod is not so old as to seem elderly but he does have enough features of old age (wrinkles, grey in beard and hair, often gruff manner) to be a clear silver fox or Daddy type. And the experience and confidence that that implies.
"My eyes are circles" made me laugh so hard for whatever reason I don't yet understand. James is a fuckn treasure
the man with the body of a writer and the mind of a runner is an incredibly accurate and top tier way to describe acaster
They're laughing like their 10 word stories aren't short poems of genius.
Taskmaster is one of several things that have defined my quarantine experience
Me too, right from the start they did so much to entertain us
"How dare you even speak" gets me every time, what a great episode
The fact that the points were awarded to the group up the line 1 2 3 4 5 in the prize task and backwards 5 4 3 2 1 in the first proper task is sooo satisfying
Watched this episode last night with my dying patient whose ten word story deserves ALL the points. "Beyond the gate is a green meadow and new beginning." Thanks for the laughter, irreverence and cheekiness. Thought I'd share a tear with you.
Little Alex Horne's mask was ahead of his time.
It's a beard net you goof
and his social distancing "too close"
@@insolentish4529 it's close enough
His beard snood?
it didn’t feel like thursday until this came out 💖
Thursday used to be Jenna Marbles upload day, now it's taskmaster upload day
i love the bit phil does in the beginning of every show, where he haggles with someone and always ends up paying the persons original price
I've seen the garage door incident so many times that I'm always tripped out by watching the men's other team tasks and seeing James and Rhod actually working well together
As an American I'd just like to say, this show's gonna be a cult hit here as well, just a matter of timing and the right media provider! :D
I thought the same thing when they announced The CW was going to air it. They took it off after 1 episode. I hope they bring it back, I love this show and it needs to be seen by more people.
CW really should have given it the full series! It takes time to catch on and they aren’t producing anything new right now!!!
@@maryellenbosche9901 precisely!
Yea idk why US doesn’t live this!!
Yeah I'm a big fan of this show but they got pulled just after 1 episode. Its alright tho it can be our cults Gem
Congrats to everyone on the Taskmaster team for the BAFTA! Well-deserved!
At 32:27 Jessica becomes so upset over how the circle ended she starts to distort reality
Also try pausing on that frame. There is some creepy stuff
I love James, but have to admit it's fun watching the Taskmaster take the piss out of him. lol
Very few shows makes me “ooo”, “ahhh” and applaud as if I’m among the studio audience. What a blessing Taskmaster is.
I thought I was the only one sitting here clapping along. I also wave at Alex when they go in and out of commercials (which I really wish youtube would sync with their commercials because it's unsettling to watch the show go in and out of commercial and then about three minutes later get the commercials on youtube. Totally messes with my head)
Does anyone else just absolutely adore Jessica Knappett?
I do
her impression for an air horn, super adorable
@@sarracampbell agree, & you're the first person I've seen say so 😬
I'm impressed by her air horn impression, she looks just like one.
@@sarracampbell I can't stand her tbh
The women doing the painting task were so wholesome and supportive, looked like they were having great fun. This is one of those tasks I’d genuinely enjoy doing myself at home 😂
James' story was beautiful! We need a movie adaptation
This is what will get me through 2020.
"Aw shoes!"
Jessica Knappett is a treasure!
*Spoiler alert*
After Kerry said 7, Jessica could've said 8 and won by a chance of 6 against every other number higher than 7. Props to her to keep it interesting.
My first thought for the prize task was: "Oh, someone is going to bring a belt sander!". I think this show may have started to affect my brain.
10 word story:
"For sale: My husband's army rifle. Never shot. Dropped once."
"The cat's having shredded turkey. I'm not hungry. Merry Christmas."
"The man ate ten tacos, and then he shat himself."
"I am a cycling weirdo because my eyes are circles"
for sale: a pair of blue baby's shoes. never worn.
“Last person on Earth heard a knock on the door.”
I watched the premiere of Season 8 on TheCW and after watching 6 seasons on TH-cam it was weird having the curses bleeped
11:10 "Twist: he's eaten his own child, which is an act of--"
was Greg going for a *PHIL*-icide pun for Phil's story?
I just noticed after rewatching this episode a few times.
Well at the very least Jess is the right kind of insane. Not the chaotic evil type, just more like the chaotic good type. She's funny, That airhorn impression is spot on. 😂
They got pulled off American telly this week due to low figure on the FIRST episode. Tweet @thecw and tell them they messed up
I was wondering why I couldn't find it! I missed it, was gonna watch it through on demand and record the series, and nothing, what a bummer!
they aired it??
This decision is proof that America has the most shit TV ever. I've lived here all my life and I always knew it...but now, I'm completely done.
I watched it live and they edited out a good portion of the episode. I honestly believe it would do better on Netflix or Hulu
To be fair, they picked a really weird series to start on. I feel like if they had done series 1 or one with some names Americans were likely to recognize it would have had a much better chance :(
12:24 James and Jessica moved their heads in sync with the same expression. Got me crying!
It took me watching this episode multiple times to realize James thought "sweep a circle" meant sweep as in achieving multiple in a row.
I love Rhod Gilbert's reaction to Acaster's "My eyes are circles?" argument, like... "Well, he's got a point there."
CW: Hey, Kevin! You know that British show you really like?
Me: Yeah
CW: Well we're bringing it to America!
Me: Really?
CW: yeah... no.