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At my family thanksgiving we jokingly say all of these thoughts out loud. We all make fun of the people who go for family because it’s easy. One year my 4 year old cousin said “I’m thankful for Kylo Ren”
@@partylizard8343 Yea same but then I'm like crap can't say that (cause my family are all mental health specialists) cause I don't wanna get sent to a facility again lol ha ha :(
@@partylizard8343 yea I'm lucky in that aspect but they also want me to be "normal" even though I will never be normal so they want to get me on the perfect meds get me the perfect therapist ect. so even though they accept my diagnosis they won't accept that it can't be cured that it's just the way I was born I know they just want me to have a better life by "curing me" but it just can't happen sorry for the TLDR lol
SkeleWolf uhh that’s a very dangerous mindset. I have depression and believing I can’t AT LEAST manage it or learn to be functional with it (if not cure it), then I’d be dead by now.
2019 was the most difficult year of my life! My dog died, one of my coaches died! Both in car accidents! And TH-cam is possibly gonna die! I can’t even list all of the bad things that happened to me this year!
You have to be second to tell what you’re thankful for so you can have a little bit of time to think before it’s your turn and so all the good ideas haven’t been taken yet.
I don't do much thinking at Thanksgiving... too much drinking to do. I'm pretty sure you can only do one or the other. Well, i certainly can't do both at once, anyway.
Aw I actually do really like saying what you're grateful for. When I was little I said I was grateful for my sippy cup so when in doubt, there's always that to fall back on lol
Ryan had his freakout because he knew he couldn't admit to his casual/work friends that what he's really thankful for is that he has a legion of fans that adore him and love his comedy... on the largest hardcore porn site of all time.
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Irony
everybody other than the boomers
My prayers go out to Grant's left testicle. His right testicle is clearly way beyond help, divine or otherwise.
I have faith in his mother, the urologist
To the left to the left to the left to the left to the right to the right to the right to the right
I don’t know how but I’ll definitely steal this comment to use in a conversation
@@user-kb7kf4vu2u just plop it in a random conversation
Now I may be an atheist but I seriously want to see some deity pull off that miracle. Proof of existence AND omnipotence.
Katie’s inner voice...a cesspool of depravity.
I love it.
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At my family thanksgiving we jokingly say all of these thoughts out loud. We all make fun of the people who go for family because it’s easy. One year my 4 year old cousin said “I’m thankful for Kylo Ren”
Now that seems amazing.
Either he really hates Han solo or just loves kylo
Same at my family too and then we all fight and curse and cut each other off till next thanksgiving but it's all ironic totally fr
Love your family. Happy for you. Enjoy it :)
Clearly Creamy just appreciates public transport cause it can fit all his friends and family! :)
So can my oven, but I dont brag about it.
Chris Curry especially the german models
Katie's mind: "Health, health, health, health, health, health"
Katie out loud: "COCAINE!"
l o a d
L o a d
L o a d
l o a d
L o a d
"Keep it positive, don't be depressing."
Grant is me trying to navigate life normally.
Hard same
soft different
Katie's face when Grant finished the whole glass of wine! She was thinking that she could do it faster than him!
she was thinking she could snort a pound of cocaine faster then he could finish drinking
@@nadirwoodson9321 sup
@@avaleet5498 sup
She’s a drug addict, not an alcoholic
@@oakoe188 doesn't matter. She can still best him. 😂
“And I’m grateful for this great bounty of food”
**points to plastic turkey**
Is that redheaded guy the wholesome pornstar
Ye ye
Ryan Creamer or something
Oh right!
Yep! Works at Collegehumor.
Man he's hot
Oh man. I would probably legit just be stuck there for a minute saying "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Me: I'm thankful for, ummm,
Not, killing myself?
@@partylizard8343 Yea same but then I'm like crap can't say that (cause my family are all mental health specialists) cause I don't wanna get sent to a facility again lol ha ha :(
@@xStonemanx1 your lucky, my family is like: Just TALK to people and you won't have anxiety
@@partylizard8343 yea I'm lucky in that aspect but they also want me to be "normal" even though I will never be normal so they want to get me on the perfect meds get me the perfect therapist ect. so even though they accept my diagnosis they won't accept that it can't be cured that it's just the way I was born I know they just want me to have a better life by "curing me" but it just can't happen sorry for the TLDR lol
SkeleWolf uhh that’s a very dangerous mindset. I have depression and believing I can’t AT LEAST manage it or learn to be functional with it (if not cure it), then I’d be dead by now.
Last time I had to do one of those with my family I said
"My books"
Mostly true but also it's a good way to stick it to them
You are a rock. You are an island.
Wow, what a rebel 😞
Last time we did that I was like 6 and I said I was thankful for Windows
Yes the glass kind not the tech kind
'wOw LoOk At Me I rEaD bOoKs' stfu
*And my guinea pig buttercup committed suicide by jumping out a window*
I want every CH video to have a Grant’s inner monologue played over it.
"That ****** took EVERYTHING!"
I felt that
hey public transport is important if he’s thankful for the bus that’s fine
Grant thinking: Keep this positive.
Grant: My guinea pig committed suicide and my testicles are swollen.
XD
The lab test for the testicle will probably be positive.
I thought he would say that he was thankful for the wine
The whole you’ll get ‘em next year Grant and then next year Corona virus 🦠 😂
I thought he wanted to say Thanks for this Year right!
“All the opportunities I’ve had to travel”
2020: *No*
Grant: "I'm thankful for a dark green shower dildo"
LIly :"I'm breaking up with my boyfriend"
Katie: "Drugs"
Well I'm thankful for my Girlfriend's Boyfriend. He got me a Bionicle
aWildAsian HasAppeared! Poly, or you bought yourself a bionicle? Either way, cheers
Willow Wisp r/woosh
Something’s not right. I can feel it
Same as getting crap. Bionicle sucks
Now there's a keeper.
We all know Katie actually wanted to be thankful for cocaine.
"I, your co-actor, help you rehearse your lines and keep my clothes on the entire time."
- Ryan Creamer
Family member: "and what are you thankful for?"
Me: "pass"
My former school set up free Thanksgiving for all students and did this. I really liked all of that. Thinking of gratitude is a good habit.
If one of them was a mindreader they would be really confused
The cameraman was
You were the mindreader here. Either you mean to say that you were confused, or you expect others to be dumber than you are.
So true! My sister usually starts it every year. And I'm like, "really?"
This sums up Thanksgiving in a nutshell
Wait... is this video mirrored? Why would you ever go counter clockwise?
Every time Grant said something I died laughing.
Katie is so channeling Shelley Duvall, god she’s a queen ✨
2019 was the most difficult year of my life! My dog died, one of my coaches died! Both in car accidents! And TH-cam is possibly gonna die! I can’t even list all of the bad things that happened to me this year!
😱😢
Me too, I had to leave school early because I had a panic attack so bad I was paralyzed for 2 minutes
Cyborg-fizz 12 I just cried in my class because I was feeling sad af for no real reason. Good thing no one else noticed.
Cyborg-fizz 12 I hope youtube dies. it won’t but the world would be a better place if it did
@@lgbtorion Some of the youtubers I watch have helped me through the darkest times in my life and you have the nerve to say that?
The moment you realize it’s the same turkey that no one eats throughout all these videos.
the way they pick up their drinks as grant starts speaking is priceless
When all else fails, we can always be thankful for our own mortality, which guarantees that our lives can't suck forever.
You have to be second to tell what you’re thankful for so you can have a little bit of time to think before it’s your turn and so all the good ideas haven’t been taken yet.
I'm grateful for Lily that wrote this sketch
I am thankful for college humor and the feeling it gives us
Pulled that out my ass
Wow, van Gogh is such a talented actor.
I hate that feeling where you had the idea first and someone else says it first then gives you that look after you say the same thing
R.I.P Buttercup the suicidal Guinea pig
( 2:05)
True story, I panicked and went on a three minute rant about how much I loved my country. Almost sang the national anthem.
Happy Thanksgiving to anyone whose rewatching this video!
Love that the video is 420 bc that’s what we’re all gonna be on Thanksgiving...
Grant is me when it’s my turn to say what I’m thankful for.
Well I’m actually thinking about Thanksgiving is that I’m hungry and dinner we supposed to be 45 minutes ago and that the turkeys on fire.
oh rip
Anastasius I know the tragedy of the turkey never got to my stomach but we still ate the pizza
This was so relatable! I wish college humors views reflected how good their content is.
Grant's reaction made me spit out my coffee.
Grants year was foreshadowing for 2020
3:26 Well maybe if you're in Seattle you'd be _that_ thankful for the bus.
Remember when College Humor didnt censor their language? Pepperidge Farm does
I feel like I'm the only person who thinks about what she's thankful for more than once a year.
4:20
Nice
It's 4:19
I started crying laughing during Grant's bit
Why is this so incredibly accurate
What everyone is actually thanking at Thinkgiving
Parents: What do they think of our house and decorations?
Kids: FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
Should've just said "I'm newly single and I've gotten to spend time with my family!"
I’m thankful that the video is 4:20 long.
Man really out of the loop with college humor only recognized Grant and Katie😂
What im thinking during thanksgiving: *munch munch* this food is good
What i say during thanksgiving: *nothing because im eating*
3:40 the subtitles call Grant “Blue shirt guy” instead xD
I just got recommended this on Thanksgiving two years later.
This is why you practice by writing down 5 things you're greatful for every...Single... DAY!
I don't do much thinking at Thanksgiving... too much drinking to do.
I'm pretty sure you can only do one or the other.
Well, i certainly can't do both at once, anyway.
This is why I love Grant
Grant internally is my spirit animal (0:22)
Thanksgiving: cards against humanity edition.
Draw a card, play what you're thankful for. Explain why it's that.
COOLBOYRYAN OUT HERE HAVING WHOLESOME FAMILY DINNERS
loved this!
The timestamp of this video shows what they're all thankful for
It's really hard to be thankful for anything with how terrible things just keep getting
I'm thankful for not getting sucked into the void.
0:21- relatable Grant.. very relatable..
Aw I actually do really like saying what you're grateful for. When I was little I said I was grateful for my sippy cup so when in doubt, there's always that to fall back on lol
I’m thankful for the bus. Choo! Choo!
The cast keeps changing
I felt anxious watching this 😆😆😆
Katie planned for 5 minutes and completed in 2 seconds.
"That ***** took all of them!" 😂
I’m thankful for Ryan Creamer being in a CollegeHumor video
ISNT THAT RYAN CREAMER?!?!?!
I am thankful for last-minute justice.
fellas is it normal that almost every conversation felt like this
*LAUGHS IN BRITISH* no crappy speeches for me
*me, a Canadian, sitting in the background eating my popcorn*
I don't know, I just can feel David. Just can't keep it positive, that's life. But actually I can feel anyone here.
This is why I love CH ❤
grant is a mood
I swear I am Katie every single time
Ryan had his freakout because he knew he couldn't admit to his casual/work friends that what he's really thankful for is that he has a legion of fans that adore him and love his comedy... on the largest hardcore porn site of all time.
We're thankful for him
Grants response was my favorite 😍
The funny thing is a guinea pig would probably survive jumping out of a window. Bc its terminal velocity is so low.
So this is just honest thanksgiving
Ok Katie is a whole mood, she kills me 🤣😂😭
Pretty spot on, gotta say
*Ryan.exe has stopped working*
I’m from Michigan and the idea of eating outside for thanksgiving is grotesque and alien to me
oh Ryan, I'm thankful you're in this sketch!
i am thankful for you mr Ryan Creamer
Love you guys