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I also love the taste of shoe polish lololol.
Make about people fight the nastiest bugs😂
Adam Ruff same
Katie Kingpin can afford champagne! Real sneaky sis!
The next series on dropout better be Katie on a quest to find out where to buy more shoe polish cake! 😂😂😂
Or at least a my strange addiction knock off lol
seems like an excuse to hire a bunch of pro chefs for lunch as a business expense XD
By the time they finished filming all that the food was probably stale and gross.
this food was all immediately put in the garbage, uneaten
@@dropout even the cake? :(
it's called prop making and it's an art!
(idk what it's actually called tbh)
@@dropout POOR STARVING CHILDREN TRAPPED IN MY BASEMENT COULD HAVE EATEN THAT FOOD
She was the only person to bring dessert to compliment the redundant series of main course dishes everyone else was bringing. Cake quality aside, that was actually the RIGHT dish. Nugz would be proud!
Jeff Brailsford a soufflé is a dessert.
@@romancorey6796 But she brought dessert first lmao
And did anyone bring any vegetables.
Like 85 percent of the food was meat where are my veggies
Are you saying that you can only have one main course food? Have you ever had a main course? They’re fucking delicious!
"Because it's very low quality."
"...dope."
LOL well delivered.
Wait why does this have no replies? It has 1.3k likes
@@irondragon9775 lol true
@@irondragon9775 cause 1.3k people didn't have anything to add
@@Resters52_official sad
At least there would have been enough cake for everyone. Who brought that one-person piece of salmon??
It's a potluck, take a peice of everything
Dude that's a whole filet. Serves 4 to 5
Duryism that steak looks like what we serve each person with potatoes, rice, and lettuce
@@andrewrenshaw2741 Pretty sure it only serves 1.
@@andrewrenshaw2741 yup. I think we can spot the 600 pound dude in the comment section.
And Nugz is having the very worst birthday in the history of birthdays.
*THANKS LILLY*
RIP Nugz
What if it was 50% off because Nugz died?
For sale: Nugz cake. Never eaten.
Think on the bright side, maybe he bought an ice cream cake instead
I think his party is better since he doesn’t have to eat shoe polish cake
SHOE POLISH CAKE
_The poor man's Cocaine_
@Anonymous D?NGO Thus...the shoe polish.
The poor man's microcaine.
@@y2kblackout yes microcaine
How do they even know how shoe polish tastes like
How do you guys know
o.o
Working in a shoe repair store, I do like the smell of shoe polish
Where's the guy who immediately volunteers to bring the paper plates?
Or the Cup Bitch
me, lol
Or the sodas...
At my job, there was a guy who brought a 2 L soda bottle, then drank straight from the bottle. When there was cups right there. Then offered the soda to everyone else.
@@crystalraf 😂😂😂😷
Best part:
"Ew... whose nugs?"
"We don't know."
Awesome comedic delivery!
I know, right? The lines are nothing special but I exploded in laughter at that exact moment!
*Who’s
I’m surprised she could read anything on it
A vanilla grocery store cake tasting like shoe polish is surprisingly accurate. :v
@V B
Fumes
genius Oscar winning writers at the college humor table
yeah such great gustatory imagery, you can really imagine it
@V B and shoe polish tastes like tide pods soaked in budget vinegar
@@ykl1277 ah, well now I can imagine what shoe polish tastes like, thanks! Lol
I can't believe Katie and I both have perfectly valid, platonic reasons for licking people's leather boots.
I will not question anything. I will conjure up a clever visual metaphor that will explain to me what I wanted to hear.
more common than you'd think!
I reject your [platonic] reality, and substitute my own [deviant one]
Don't forget Teo who apparently also knows what shoe polish tastes like
No Chompsky’s at a College Humor potluck? Unsubscribing
Amen
They were hidden in the cake.
Maybe🤔
Or Tide pods!
aeonjoey here comes my memory of Zac leaving again
I thought this was just ok until Katie's ending line. That killed me.
big pay off
hilarious delivery
It was weirdly wholesome, then katie made me burst out laughing
As a boot licker I sincerely wish polish tasted like cake.
Same lol
Lily's rapidly melting cake was actually solely made for an exclusive and posh UGG shoe polish party but was quickly placed on clearance and tagged 50% off after it was discovered that someone mistakenly misspelled "NUGZ" on said cake instead of the appropriately intended "UGGS".
" *sole* ly"
I see what you did there.
"a potluck's not about the food"
It's almost like that's the point-
Can't like
You're right. It's about the pots! Everyone knows that after the Potluck Queen has been elected, she is to toss her slow cooker backwards for one of the participants to try and catch, only then will the catcher find true love, as well as an expert sense of gumbo quality-detection.
You CANNOT bring Souffle to a potluck. Once it rises, you have to serve it quickly or it would deflate!
I'm definitely the worst person in any pot luck lol....I usually bring chips!
f u david
@@dropout To be fair you don't want to eat what I make anyway, so believe me I am doing you a favor!
David Knight
I tend to go kinda crazy because im actually a catering cook
So if I don’t actually cook i get teased 😂
At least you bring a food item. I'm the guy who brings cups
David Knight Hey man, you can never go wrong with the scrumptious taste & satisfying crunch of Chompsky’s!
"Oh so what did you bring?"
*pulls out smoked pig*
"i gRew iT mYseLf"
lol
@@dropout you guys make great vids, keep it up :)
Why do I get the feeling she lives in an apartment...had to kill the pig anyways to make room on the balcony for the cow she was getting... ^_-
Katie was bringing real Amanda Bynes energy at the end, there.
they are sisters!
@@dropout That explains EVERYTHING.
there was a girl in my class who was supposed to bring a 2-liter bottle of soda along with 2 others girls and later she showed up with a Dr. Pepper bottle filled with water because apparently she and her friends drank it earlier that day
Ally as they were walking away saying "I sunk two hundred dollars into this party." killed me for some reason
Yet another sketch they wrote to justify a catered lunch. Those we're truly magical times for the Collegehumor office.
"Better this than bringing nothing at all, am I right?"
Justin Y. Wow fast
Justin Y. God you’re everywhere
Justin Y.
Get out!!! Stop being everywhere!!!
Nice
*wrong.*
“I love the taste of shoe polish”
Omg me too it’s so addicting right
wait what?!?!!
I think that:
"Who's nugz?"
"We don't know"
Is Ally's best line of their career.
That wasn't very relatable. I real potluck has 85% of people bring bags of chips
Hipsters tho.
I don't this is was really meant to be relatable...
This was written by someone who brings a bag of chips
That's why I bring a few jars of homemade salsa.
the ending bit reminds me of bio class when my teacher said
"Yea, don't inhale the gas fumes at gas stations"
and a girl immediately cut in with
"But it SMELLS SOO GOOD!!"
and the bio teacher just had a look of concern
I love the smell of petroleum. Only weak though. Can’t frigging stand it strong. However Id never seek it out to smell. And I know it’s dangerous af. Still. The nose likes what the nose likes!
It's actually really common to like the smell of gas fumes
@@julieannanderson2228 I really wanna know the scientific reason behind this now lol
@@victoriap1649 *bullshit scientist/conspiracy theorist walks in *
The government is putting heroin in petrol so we get addicted and we constantly buy petrol just to smell it and we start doing heroin and their prisons get more inmates and they get more money!!!!!
I have links to prove my argument, links that lead to a shady unverified website with IP grabbers and viruses and has articles written by "journalists", an article that I didn't even read, I just saw the headline!
0:25 ah yes, rice in a bowl, a truly impressive contribution
With 800 kinds of meat and fish, anything else is pretty impressive. I mean, even if you love meat, that's just too much.
As someone who’s from the Midwest (and also can’t cook) I feel this on a spiritual level. You come to these potlucks and farmer wives and grandmas always have their best dishes out and they’re like, “Ohhh it’s nothing. I whipped it up in 10 minutes.” **brings out some elaborate casserole or whole ass rotisserie chicken**
Brown or black shoe polish? My uh... friend tells me there's a difference...
"Why is it melting?"
It's very low quality.
Destroyer of Worlds dope
WE STAN CASUALLY USING THEY THEM PRONOUNS!!!
REDDIT MOMENT.
Bruh
I NOTICED THAT
Yesss idk what Stan means but I assume it’s a positive thing based on context! It’s so nice to casually normalize something in sketches that people already do every day and don’t even realize lol (yet complain about it when someone is non-binary ?? 🤦🏻♀️)
I literally didn't even notice. I'm not sure why people care what pronouns someone else uses
Soon they will become grants new rich friends and lily will be forgotten
MY NEW GREETING IS I LOVE THE TASTE OF SHOE POLISH
The new cast is doing so well I love them so much yall I wish the best for your CollegeHumor journey.
cheesebumble this comment didn’t age well... they got sacked the other day
I love grocery store cake. They are full of sugar and chemicals. If my mouth isnt cotton candy blue, it hasnt done its job.
Why were there 2 “50% off” stickers?
Was the cake free?
No it was 75% off.
Yes, they almost had to pay you to buy it
The sheer chaotic energy that Katie is capable of radiating scares me.
Of course, Katie likes shoe polish's taste.
honestly depending on brand its not that bad (please do not consume shoe polish)
Yh, honestly do not even attempt to consume shoe polish.
I don't know why but Ally's "let's get away from.. that" had me dying
I like to imagine that the last bit wasn’t scripted; Katie just up and did that
The worst part is when you’re normally known for being extra but your grandparents won’t let you use the stove or buy you the ingredients so you end up bringing store bought Rice Krispies to the 8th grade end of year party and everyone says it’s fine but it’s not fine
ALL THOSE DISHES ARE SO SMALL WTF This is a meal for two people TOPS
The cake actually appeals to me more than literally anything else on the table. Before it melted anyway. Nugs cake forever!
*I once brought the blood of my enemies*
I thought it was a fine drink
Duchi... It is
Ahhhhhhh I'm still living for the casual nonbinary rep ahhhh
This video caught my attention, I’m now stuck on my seat.
I miss Zac
me too :( he was so cute
Yeah what happened to him? And it feels like Grant is being phased out now too.
Oh.. I misread the invite.... * stuffs the bag of kush back in his pocket *
Or kush. Either way.
@@ibuyyourmomsgroceries7688 oops.. should have typed this BEFORE enjoying it.
N U G S
"well I got a bunch of canned food and some vegetable juice"
-me almost every time
I would just LOVE LOVE LOVE! To see an entire compilation of Katie just being the wonderful Weirdo that she is. “I love the taste of shoe polish” 😂🤣😂🤣
0:21 That plate of grapes, cheese, crackers, and sushi? That’s something you can buy easily!
I don't know why I keep coming back to this video but I really like it for some reason
The end is the best
"i love shoepolish"
but also TBH, i thought he was gonna say "Tastes like..... Sad Birthdays"
Baptists are legendary for our potlucks. We always bring more than enough for everybody.
see that sounds nice
Joshua Wells Filipinos too there’s always a lot of leftovers when the family gets together and brings food 😂
"I hope you guys like French cuisine because I'm bringing you a typical meal from there. Croque-monsieurs!
- This looks like... a grilled ham and cheese sandwich...
- Yes. It does. That's exactly what it is. I can't cook."
Also, I wonder how many times they had to reshoot the ending because Katie almost looks like she's trying her best not to laugh
I was very afraid Katie was gonna bring Beef Gurwitch
Who says CollegeHumor doesn't teach you anything? I learned what a potluck is and how to ruin one
I'm just watching College Humor now for the Katie sub-plots....
Everything there except for the pig was only for like one person. So the cake was actually the best thing there
The only thing that would’ve made this more accurate would be if she walked away with a full plate of all the expensive stuff
Of course Katie would be the one to bring the alcohol
Same with secret Santa. After the first few openings, you realise just how badly you judged the level of commitment people had or how much thought they put into it
I’m glad someone finally recognized how good shoe polish tastes.
No one:
Katie: 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝
This is my job's potluck every month I swear😂
No lie, Lily's cake is the best thing there.
Everyone else brought props.
“ *We don’t know* “
“She’s embarrassed about the Nugz cake”
I miss zac
he says: 'hey'
@@dropout thank you so much for bringing back Zac
His nickname is Nugz
When u bring a pot to a potluck
Whenever I have to make something for a gathering/potluck it is pretty much either baked ziti or pizza casserole. Sometimes I wonder if I should try something more challenging but everyone seems to love both of those.
That's really nice you guys made her feel accepted even though that cake was terrible.
She looks like the Jilly Juice girl from Dr. Phil. Should've brought some Jilly Juice instead.
Nah, it could have been much worse. At least no one brought Beef Gherwich.
The video was decent and pretty funny, the whole way through, but Katie's bit at the end made it so much better!!
I love how she looks right into the camera!
That may have been the funniest line of College Humor recent history.
"I love the taste of shoe polish"
Woohoo, I love collage humour
Where's the Beef Gurewitch? It's not a gourmet potluck without it
At :37 the cake is in Lily's hands, then in the next shot it's not, some people may think this is a continuity error but it's um, actually a reference to the show umm, actually by giving Lily the power to teleport items she's holding
Brilliant sketch y'all. Well done, great writing and acting. Great to see Carmen Angelica working with y'all!
I can get a small bag of catnip for
.75 USD.
I'm pretty sure drop out costs a lil more.
Just when Katie seems to be a decent person...
I'm not surprised Katie loves the taste of Shoe Polish
It was the other way around for me, most people brought cups, anyone who brought any food was just bags of gas station chips or food from the pantry, and there was me with my mothers home made eggrolls, I felt both annoyed I was the only one who brought real food, but also proud that I was the only one who brought food
Just remember, if someone says their kid helped making it, don't eat it!
Yea I have no problem with people bringing store bought stuff, but at least make sure it's good tasting food.
I always bring onion rings from Fry's (the grocery store, not the electronics store). Theirs are the best, and cheap! Always a hit.
Was in a meetup group that had an annual summer picnic. They had to BAN storebought potato salad after they had to throw away 22 unopened tubs of the stuff after an event. :-)
super easy potluck recipe that you can up or downscale easily: make spanish yellow rice. add kidney beans or black beans. brown hamburger meat, add taco seasoning if you want. add any or all of the following: corn, diced tomatoes, tomatoes w chilies. i like mine spicy, but not everyone does, so season according to your audience (add spice either in the meat or by adding chilies or jalapenos). This recipe is pretty hard to screw up, and i am crap at cooking, but everyone loves this when i bring it.
Dope...
Is ally’s pronouns they/them?
Johnny Vitell she’s a she,,,
Who cares Ally is a girl lol
T Mystery who asked for your opinion? It doesn’t hurt anyone to be respectful of what people want to be called, so why not do it. Even if you don’t agree, it’s just human kindness
I mean.. no, they’re a they buy okey
Aww I like that little add at the end. It doesn't matter what you bring someone will love it.
3:06 This video deserves a like just for this line!
Really disappointed in Raph's dish. He should have made Beef Gurewitz.
It’s so heartwarming having Ally’s pronouns respected.
Its a grocery store cake for a potluck
The ending is amazing. It's to show that someone out there will enjoy what you bring, no matter how bad you think it is
Well the notification came somewhat on time i guess
The joke at the end! OMG ! Best college humor joke of all time and I've been watching for a very long time. That joke...that joke was amazing!
I'm glad Dropout money is letting them expand the cast.
I don’t know what a potluck is. Is it an American thing?
RaggedCoffee94
It is but you probably have something similar
As a way of alleviating money spending everyone is supposed to bring a dish or drinks
This way their is enough food for everyone and everyone will have at least something they like at the party
It is helpful as it keeps spending down for party host - its also supposed to be very casual
@@m.ivyluna4632 in our country we call it a "One dish party" same concept, casual, everyone brings a sweet or savory item, homemade usually.
@Jonathan Lumbreras i am from Pakistan.
Jonathan Lumbreras Ireland 🇮🇪
Kinda, its like culture day but with food, culture optional