smartypants best bits (so far)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ธ.ค. 2024
- a collection of my favorite jokes from dropouts latest smartypants
mad at me for not including ur fav? go say mean things to me on twitter @dropoutwhore
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Amazing how Paul's Spworm was so visceral and disgusting yet Tao's terrible charcuterie opinions got the most rage.
The presentation just before Tao's was discussing the idea that God is a woman and it was so much more civil and respectful than the charcuterie board violence
When Tao said nothing sweet on a charcuterie board I had to turn it off.
I feel like making it a Tier List encourages the outrage.
Tao's insanity lead to my friends and I making our own lists and then yelling at each other about them.
What Tao does with charcuterie is despicable and it was a disgusting act. I would like to formally state that I do not stand behind ANYTHING Tao put forward, and I hope that we as a community can come together and overcome.
Top two moments for me were the applying to an all women’s HBCU as a cis white man and “Spiderman should use every racial slur”. I died
It gets better(worse?), I don't think he was even applying to attend the university, just asking them to to give him an honorary degree solely because he asked 😂
“I do not dislike Taylor Swift, do not assassinate me” aged HILAROUSLY
Lmaooo
Which episode is this from
why what happened?
@@colbysheepthe Taylor swift quote is from Ross’ episode, but the compilation is all of season 1
@@parcton9716Former USA President Donald Trump said he hated Taylor swift right before an assassination attempt was made on his life
Missing right after grant fucks up reading "racial hegemony" where demi is like "I actually knew a Rachel Hegemony in high school" 😂
The transition from Vic's "How high?" into Jacob's "What is blazing?" is so good
lmao glad u noticed
“It’ll still be wet, that’s still a part of it” is not something I thought I’d hear when describing “bugs”
That whole presentation feels like it was laser-targeted at my brain's goofball happy place
Stealing something that came up in the early Ratfish Game Changer eps, someone is a silly billy
That line made me laugh so hard. I love that he presented it as a good thing, like "don't worry it'll still be wet"
Smartypants feels so underrated considering it's the best new show on dropout rn but how could you not include 'SAND IS BONES, BONES IS SAND, THE WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND'
truly unhinged
The Ocean - Undefeated in Combat.
The entire ocean bit had me cackling
Don't forget the fake fish that lives in a rock and swims around, my people!
I came to the comments to say exactly this.
I feel like the entirety Paul’s human anatomy one could go in this video
That was the most incredible presentation I've ever seen
It would feel good
There’s something so special about seeing an info banner on climate change right below an image of “Huge Sperm”
Edit: I love how it wasn’t triggered by Big Sperm, but actually by the fact that Raph was talking about wanting to blow up the moon
this is the comment i’m tryna find, thanks 😭
Im definitely using "per period of time" in every one of my essays from now on
"In times of war, where the fuck is waldo" will be my new catchphrase henceforth
"wrestling is drag" is a 100% correct take
the “LET HIM COOK!!!!!” during the spworm is what kills me
I desperately need to see BDG in this show because all his stuff he did in Polygon are just what these guys were doing but on steroids.
You can still rewatch those videos
He probably will be on, he's already working with dropout on Um, actually
Better (or worse, and definitely wayyyyy less likely) idea: you know that dude that does chart part and pretty good and dorktown?
@@user-kw5jl5wt9f Jon Bois? That would be such a clashing of worlds for me haha
@@contentity he was on very important people as well, but drop out people were also on polygon who knows really
Ross's presentation felt so aggressively caucasian
That's Ross in a nutshell - aggressively caucasian
You say that but I a black nb person have never once felt more aggressively seen and targeted. I knew every single band 😩
Jump jive and wail
paul’s absolute INSISTENCE on calling sperm bugs is so crazy to me
"I do not dislike Taylor Swift, do not assassinate me" aged in an unforeseen way lol
How so
@notthat8163 Right after Trump got mad at Taylor Swift for endorsing Kamala Harris there was an assassination attempt on him
@@notthat8163Trump (a notoriously nearly-assassinated man) threw a hissy-fit over Taylor Swift indirectly endorsing Harris a while ago
@@notthat8163 After Swift endorsed Kamala Harris, Trump made a post on his "Truth Social" that said "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!"
The assassination attempt was the next day 💀
I love how much of this compilation is about Pauls's Spworm
Ross' insulted "non speaking role?!" is absolute chef's kiss
Ive never wanted to sign up for dropout more than rn seeing Jacob's prompt
Do it, it's worth it
Assuming you consume an hour+ of video-media content a day, it is so worth it
Listen. I firmly believe that selling people on something almost always comes across as inauthentic and unhelpful.
But Dropout is my favorite streaming service by a mile. Game Changer and Um Actually alone are worth it, and then you’ve got all the other gems like this show.
What I love so much about the Smartypants Society is how it has the exact same energy and you and your friends arguing about a pedantic little topic that has no real weight to it at 1 am on the drive home from a Denny's as everyone scrambles to defend their unhinged takes and theories. Except Dropout made every one a talented comedian and gave them a budget. It's amazing.
"It would feel good" is the greatest argument for such a horrifying creation
Sand is bones, bones is sand. The whales eat the bones into sand
I’ve never laughed so fucking hard at anything in dropout other than “the spworm”
14:54 top tier bit
incredible acting honestly
"There's no sources. This came from the heart." Idk how that one got me wheezing the most XD
My personal top 3 speeches from Smartypants S1
1. Cartoon characters at the cookout (ft Spiderman should start using the N word)
2. Honorary Degrees by asking for one
3. Vegetables aren't real
"Spiderman should start using the N word" is golden.
Vegetables aren't real - was startling to learn how it is real.
Don't fuck with the ocean - pretty on point though.
Yet, the spworm must be my favorite - just love Paul after that whole rollercoaster of a presentation.
Grant and Rekha always have sibling energy and it's delightful.
The turtle description blew my mind😂😂😂
the spworm took up a surprising amount of this video, and even if it technically didn't it definitely felt like it
I desperately need a "Come here and die" Shark t-shirt immediately.
personally I would like "I can't live where I live"
I am dirt poor. I am glad to finally see a compilation of these bits without true context so that I can enjoy their content more :D
Vic just being fuckin BEAUTIFUL regardless of what they’re doing. Like it’s so painful how beautiful they are
Vic threateningly daring me to name a vegetable was one of the most adrenaline fueled moments in my life.
Honestly, I would love to do something like a "Smartypants party" where friends make their own presentations, and then everyone dresses up to gather and present them
That exists its called a powerpoint party
Ross' "Non SPEAKING role???" is SENDING me
I always thought the piano teacher proudly saying “that’s my student!” at the end of Groundhog Day while watching a grown man who has, just a few hours before, entered her house for the first time, played flawless jazz piano and then left, to be a bit suspect. So thanks to PFT.
"There are no sources, this came from the heart". I'm using that.
Jacob's presentation is just pure gold and my favorite part of it is Erika going "ohhh" when he explains that since Bigfoot has opposable thumbs, he can roll a thicc doobie.
16:15 Ross being given a non-speaking role killed me, after having seen what a great actor and orator he is
Bud: Dank
Nugs: Fat
Snacks: Bomb
Is still delivered so perfectly. I adore Jacob.
WAIT IVE BEEN SAYING THAT WRESTLING IS DRAG FOR YEAAAAARS
It's definitely one of the most deliciously cohesive theses. I'm realizing I've been gravitating towards the absurd ones (the Bodies presentation may be one of my favorite things for a while, cannot get anyone in my life to enjoy it as much as I do. And The Ocean is close), but close on the heels are Jess and Paul F Tompkins (and others I'm surely forgetting rn)
Watching this on the day Trump said “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT” is wild… 2:58
Literally came down here to say this 😂 (Also, this was before the second assassination attempt - WILDER)
He has the gift of Prophecy
I need to add “compare with friends” to absolutely any argument on behalf of something
I'm a huge dropout watcher and find a lot of it really funny, Paul's presentation is the thing i have laughed the hardest at on there. I've watched it like eight times and it doesn't lose its shine
"I am gay"
Audience claps and applauds aggressively
not the climate change un article being linked to this video 😭
Paul, Tao, and Zach may be my favorites for entertainment, but Jess wins for being 100% correct.
I can't believe "sand is bones, bones are sand, the whales eat the bones into sand" didn't make it
my personal favourite of the smartypants presentations is demi's about who's invited to the cookout, I'm so glad so much of it was included here
3:35 "there's no sources, this came from the heart" is basically this show's motto
Something about Rekha in that god damn chair is so funny.
this is the best advertisement for watching this show i have seen. i have been convinced
God I keep trying to rank my favorite episodes and then getting reminded of like three more that are absolutely iconic, maybe I should just rewatch the whole series…
“I do not dislike Taylor Swift, DO NOT ASSASSINATE ME!”
Well that one aged like fine wine.
My top 5
1. Cookout
2. Charcuterie
3. Eggs
4. Best birthday
5. Zyzzx
The idea that Bodies, The Ocean, or Blazing with Cryptids (top of the head) isn't on this list is mind-boggling
The sporm suggestion made that whole presentation from Paul my favorite.
Although, chatting with friends I couldn't help bring up the cookout and the suggestion for what spiderman can do so he can get invited to the cookout.
@@CalamityCannon honestly those are probably 6, 8, and 7 for me
@@kevinmi42 "you don't understand, it would feel really good!"
Tao's charcuterie presentation was so good I love how into it everybody got
Beautiful phenomenal amazing, your taste is objectively correct
@4:50 is absolutely a soft pitch for a new Dropout series where they send Jacob around the world to smoke weed and hunt cryptids
The transition at 6:41 is a form of modern art
why does this video give me a climate change warning lmao
TH-cam is very concerned about Raph’s plan to blow up the moon
I was wondering that... Maybe "The Ocean kills millions people, per period of time" but idk
On another note: I became friends with Vic in a dream recently. She was chill as hell and worked at an amusement park as a part time job
That’s wonderful
Doesn't Vic use they/them pronouns?
@@AshCinisthey use she/they
Underrated transition from "how high?" To "what is blazing?"
"are YOU the daddy to get it done?" will now live in my head rent-free
tbh if this was just Paul's presentation it would still be an insane highlight reel
Justice for "Bones are Sand, Sand is Bones"
One of my favorite bits was during the Groundhog Day speech, where Jess was reacting to Paul's slide by shouting "Question marks!!" and he just goes "Very good, Jess. Very good"
I'm just imagining how that voicemail came across to the board at Spellman
Oh i just realized this is exactly what my adhd brain craves while trying to wind down. Familiar content, interestingly interposed
This is my favorite dropout show
9:44 I didn’t notice that he was wearing two pairs of glasses over each other and pulls them off one at a time.
the spworm lives rent free in my head
you really could've put paul's whole presentation it was the funniest thing i've ever witnessed in my life
18:25 I like to imagine he apologized during that cut bit. It would be hilarious to apologize to someone for the mischaracterization bit and then immediately transition into pretending Grant said the N-Word.
PANDERING!! 😂
"Undefeated in combat."
Easily one of the best new shows right up there with noise boys
One thing I realized watching rhis compilation. Did Ryan send the Lincoln message to Spelman?
Lol "there is no sources, this comes from the heart"
I might have to get dropout
Yesssss a compilation for me specifically
these bits are cut together so beautifully 10/10
How do you not include the “sand is bones. Bones is sand. The whales eat the bones into sand” bit from Zach’s segment???
15:29, “do you think i’m crazy?”
Gabrus’ laugh is so good.
Seeing Paul as one of the producers on Game Changer where he got very little screen time, and then seeing his presentation here was mind blowing. Give Paul more screentime!
can confirm, this is a collection of gems
Spworm.
the most unnatural utterance of the n-word I've ever heard. And I live in Oklahoma.
lorne elliot used to say if you can't be funny, be local. this seems to have changed a bit in the past 30 ish years since he said it. this compilation is great because some people are funny, some are leaning on local.
I am no closer to understanding what this show is, but I have to agree, these are all pretty good bits
There is no sources, this came from the heart! LMAOOOOO
I'm so happy we finally know Jacob's fursona!
"Rosie the robot"
"oh..."
Stop interrupting me
The second clip. Shawty in the beige sweater vest. WHO IS SHE?!?! Oh my lord she’s gorgeous
great list but I'm dismayed that it doesn't have SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND THE WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND
Swing Revival- Revival is my favorite
“Some of us in this room have billions, even trillions of these.. bugs, squirming around inside of us.”
Grant: 👋👁️👅👁️
No clips from the chaos caused by the Charcuterie board tier list?
I remember I first watched Ryan's presentation and he started talking about getting a person to vouch for him, I really thought it would be, like, someone like Sam's father or something. Nope!