*Remember if you don't class your tenants as people they don't require human rights in their living environments!* I hope you liked todays nightmare of flooding houses with whiskey and not paying bills to become really rich!
It annoys me how wildly off with that they are. I can keep my suspension of disbelief in check for owning a home, dreams and all. But more than double the yearly income?! Gtfo
@@ssgohan296 i think their might be legislation about that pretty soon actually because here in NY were seeing out of staters and city dickheads buy up property north of that bullshit to rent as Air B&B's the monopoliy hotels dont luke that and they have apot more money than these rich city folks
I spent 6 months with a hole over my shower from leaking upstairs water pipes. Filled with black mold. Every week the Plumber was coming. The AC was shared amongst all the tenants, so some froze in the summer and sweated in the winter. When the boiler system worked there was hot water. The boiler was always needing repairs. I finally could leave the hellhole after almost 6 months. Sadly this is way too realistic.
Uh.... No? Most landlords are regular people who barely make enough to cover taxes and the mortgage. Edit: At least in the US. I dunno what you brits are doing.
Yeah there is sketch landlords just like there are sketch mechanics, plumbers, electricians, and pretty much any other job out there. The problem isn't usually the landlord it's the company they subsource to like real estate agents. A family friend was renting out his property while he was away in another state, real estate agency was telling him everything was great, only a trip he decided to pop in and check and there was tons of shit broken that he simply was not told about and he was fuming, needless to say the issues were repaired and he now manages directly with the tenant.
Terry tycoon IS the best landlord I've ever had. Seriously I'm not joking came home from work early once and found the last one making himself a brew. Cheeky explative even used the last of the milk and put it back in the fridge.
@@thespiffingbrit guide on how to make money according to this video 1. Get a tenant to trash their apartment 2. When the home owners association asks you to pay more taxes *don't*
This... this was too real. I wish I couldn't say that this is exactly how real life landlords treat their tenants. Oh, wait, you furnished the place. I guess you're nicer than most.
🤣 as a landlord some tenants are asswipes and ruin it for everyone Someone decides they just aren't gonna pay their rent anymore and ghost you so you have to evict them pay the court fees, pay the bailiff to come boot them, and pay the lawyer so now we're out $1500 bucks on top of the 2-3 months rent not paid. No more kindness, f u pay me.
@@TheGrego011 Alright, but what about the landlords who intentionally leave things about the property that are out of the tenant's control in a state of disrepair or near disrepair and then blame the tenant when there's a catastrophic failure that they shouldn't have been responsible for like an old water heater breaking down or the foundation of the property settling poorly leading to structural issues. These are the kinds of landlords that are running wild in the US right now, and you can't tell me they aren't because I've seen several of them over the past 2 decades.
@@skydragonfire93 I'm sorry about your experiences man that does suck and is unfair to you as a tennant. I can only speak as a small-time landlord with a handful of properties, and never rented myself. There's good landlords out there I guess is my point but for sure seems like with most things in life the big sharks who run the world are slime.
@@TheGrego011 And I'm sorry you've had some shit tenants, as someone who's always been in situations where renting was the only way to find housing I can assure you the majority of renters are just trying to find a place to call home and put their heads down at night. I hope you have better renters in the future.
Gotta be honest, played this vid on a whim but when i heard "The greatest fantasy of all, the ability to own a house" in the first minute it hit hard and made me laugh, well done. Now i need a tea to watch this fine creation you have made.
Sadly this was my experience in New Mexico, San Diego, Colorado Springs, and Seattle. Basically modeled on reality. Trump has this mind-set. He never pays his bills either.
Yeah. A friend of mine actually had a room in an apartment pretty similar to that in Seattle. The difference being that it cost $1800 and was the shunned basement of a properly maintained apartment building. Once I went to visit them, and when I came to the front, I was amazed that she was doing so well for herself. Then I was guided to the back of the building and it felt like I was walking into the bastard offspring of a dungeon and a sardine can, with 8 people crammed into 4 rooms, sharing one kitchen.
@@thespiffingbrit I sent the SpiffingMail a message about a gift for you about a week ago, and a staff member told me they'd pass the message on Discord. Did you ever get notified about this?
I am certain this is essential viewing for most of the UK's actual irl landlords. "Just put on a scarf" (or other item of outdoor clothing) was a regular soundbite i heard from my landlord regarding my non functional boiler
I personally am fond of the simplest solution. Feed the starving people to starving people. Then there are no starving people! The problem solves itself!
@@glenmcgillivray4707 reminds me of an arch lore video about Warhammer fantasy sigmar priest (they use a big hammer) and he said there aren't a lot of problem a big hammer can't solve if people come to the priest and say they are hungry he could give them bread or he uses the hammer to smash a few and they have food too ;) i lought so hard when I first heared it.
wellllll, even fast food workers here are gettinng hired at $15 an hour now when minimum wage requirement is under $10, so anything's possible I guess :o
@@teathesilkwing7616 Aaand you missed my entire point. The part specifically about a basic entry-level worker *being paid more than the companies are required to pay, by a significant margin.* It was not about how much a person could make at $15, but the miracle of multiple big employers paying more than legally required to. And if THAT can happen, anything can happen.
Still a better apartment manager than my mother in law had. They get the cheapest exterminator possible that charges just to show up, never even knocks on the door, and leaves a "we missed you" note stuck on the door. At least Terry got his uncle to show up most of the time.
Kicking out the mobster seemed a bit unwise, Terry Tycoon could wake up with a horse head in his bed after that. But yeah, this was sadly realistic. The old "using the worthless uncle instead of skilled labour" is rather common in any larger city. Paying 60% of your income in rent is likewise very common and I know people who lived in crappy apartments with shared kitchen but those were student to be fair, fleecing them and letting them live as as animals are also not unusual, particularly in cities with famous universities. I had my rent doubled in 10 years which isn't quite as fast as Terry did it, but it was a rather crappy apartment so it got overpriced like no tomorrow before I moved out. I never met my landlord in person (just his uncle and 2 polish plumbers he hired in to fix my shower, and while some polish plumbers surely are very competent, this were the discount guys) but I always imagined him to look a bit like Terry but maybe with a bit of the Monopoly guy in him too. In fact, I am renting a large house in the country side today and it is still cheaper then my crappy 37 1/2 square meter apartment in Malmö (yeah, I am a Swede, no, I am not a coffee drinker, I drink tea like any civilized person, thankyou).
Fun fact: There used to be an Australian Landlord named David Berry who once owned nearly an entire town. When he passed away in 1889, his tenants and local officials erected a statue in his memory
@@willparry530 I looked it up. It's hard to judge from vague allusions to "leasing land on peculiar and unusually profitable terms", but the memorial itself reads as pretty earnest to me. It seems like he was genuinely a kind and generous landlord whom they appreciated enough to commission a memorial in his honor. I guess it just goes to show that landlords are like most people: most of them will happily screw you over if they can profit from it, but good ones can and do exist.
"These people are willing to pay 1520 dollars per month for what is effectively the tiniest box in the universe" That just sounds like the standard rent for any major city
I had to pause the video at this point because I thought it was my dog down stairs barking, and it didn't sound like her normal voice so I thought she was in distress. She was fine though,
Well as someone who is perpetually stuck in this loop, unable to get a mortgage despite earning a reasonable wage and having saved for 6 years to get a 20% deposit... This hits close to home/rental shell
If the tenants of these houses consume enough of the whiskey they get it's not that bad of a deal and Terry might actually be losing money on it. I know a few people that can knock back two bottles of jack in a night.
Yeah this video squares really well with a college town apartment. My college bought a lot of houses, subdivided them in to two-three apartments, and rented them for 2-3k a semester per person. They were also just as full of alcohol.
@@funnychanisback7679 its cuz theyre the reason why it costs so much just to rent a shitty studio not even in a minor city much less major. and ya cant live in the country any more its 2k in the middle of bumfuck no where for a 1 bedroom apartment where i live. and thats just renting. im not paying 1M for a rundown house with no yard that only has 2 bedrooms and a single bathroom and a shed for a garage thats a 2 hr commute to work. Landlords love jacking up prices and refusing to fix things to kick people out so they can break contracts without having to the tenant but have the tenant pay them so they can renvote the place and sell the building for 3x what the paid for making people homeless and broke. Landlords in major cities do it every day they will shut off the electricity, heat and water to force ya out and then make ya pay them 3x your rent payment to get out of your lease. hell ive seen people do that in my hometown who were individual landlords for houses just cuz they didnt feel like sending money on a plumber/roofer/electrician to fix a major problem. they know most people dont have the time or money to waste in court to sue them so they get away with it. which is why its now impossible to own a house in america/england/canada and probably other countries without being rich already, winning the lottery or getting an pay out from an accident or an inheritance. people say tenants are just lazy and need to get better jobs but its kinda hard to do that in a recession, increase schooling costs and the fact 80% of most people's paychecks are going to housing and most people work 2 jobs now.
@@aaa232ds21No, most people wouldn't mind paying mortgages. It's just incredibly hard to get accepted for even a shitty house unless you have a 20% down-payment. Goodluck having that when you start out at ground zero with no family to help you. The best is when you think you may have a house, and some big investment firm buys it up for 20k over the asking price because they know they're going to instantly start reaping profits once they rent it out.
"These people are willing to pay 1520 dollars per month for what is effectively the tiniest box in the universe" People living in New York: "What a deal!"
Spiffs banter has been getting noticably better these past weeks. Theres few channels that make me laugh out loud as much as you, mate. Keep up the amazing content
As a Landlord, I can confirm I own a TWAT card. It takes a lot of training and time to get. You have to spend 4 weeks as a prison guard followed by 2 weeks on a placement as part of a debt collecting agency. You also get a chance to refurbish a house, into the worst piece of shit you can. To finish off you spend a week at one of those outdoor team building camps with other potential landlords screaming at them and trying to convince them to sign the sneakiest contracts one can create!
@The Spiffing Brit, first of all I got to say I absolutely love all your video's! You haven't changed a bit, ceep it up! But I suffer from epilepsy, and the flashing effects on 11:30 and 26:52 were a bit to much for me. I love the video editing overal, so don't take it as a bad comment. Is just wanted to let you know - much love, King Arthur
It was only a matter of time before the spiffing Brit got his hands on the tenants. Sure it's fun to have TH-camrs like seniac playing the tenants the correct way, but there is special about watching someone exploit a game in a video. The funny thing is, most of the exploits that the spiffing Brit displays, are never fixed. They must say, I love it when spiffing Brit exploits reality.
The beard, the tophat, the expression. Thats what I would find in classic movies where this man is that rich villain. Not Landlord. Except Lord sounds tough.
"She's a fast food worker and a gamer who makes $80k per year." *Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!! That's literally me for 20 years of my life, and I've NEVER made more than $25k per year. NEVER. And I was even a fucking General Manager of a store at one point!!! Whoever made this game is clearly delusional.*
@@strogonoffcore probably just had to inflate the salary unrealistically high in order to make the game playable - it's set in an alternate universe where people make fairer wages for gameplay reasons.
For some reason despite the stellar quality and patented SpiffCo humor this video made me sad:( Like I'm tired of laughing at how bad things can get and can't escape this thoughts even in free time...
Terry Tycoon was kind enough to let me sell on of my kidneys to him to cover half of last month’s rent. Although having only one kidney has proven to make the infinite whiskey bar twice as effective, it has made working nearly impossible…and rent is nearly due. -I’m sure Terry will think of something… 🤷♀️
The Spiffing Brit at the beginning: "I will be a millionaire by charging absurd prices for rent!" The Spiffing Brit at the end: Rents out small places for slightly higher than usual rent prices and hasn't even made enough to buy a decent new car.
Spiff secretly had a game made so he could show us how to use the actual land owner system in real life...one of the sacred real life secrets he wanted to show us
After watching "Lets game it out" for a while with very similar concept then finding this channel which is similar just british, i love it haha watched several vids within the span of 3 days
Why do I feel like this is the worst war crimes you've ever committed? I mean, I've never felt this bad after watching one of your videos. Bravo. Keep it up!
Thank heavens! Haven't even watched the video yet and I'm already thrilled to bits! Played this for over a month before giving up so HOPE Sir Spiff has easy-to-follow directions for getting ahead in this silly game :D
0:15 The spiffing brit "have you ever wanted you own apartment complex and sublet rooms and house to people at extortionate prices that a hotel" me "That's a hotel"
FrostPunkRap: "Morning gathering or evening prayer, we still huddle in the freezing air." Spiff: "Put a scarf on!" I love how Spiff doesn't even offer them some Yorkshire Tea. 10/10, worst landlord ever, would definitely rent from again :D
*Remember if you don't class your tenants as people they don't require human rights in their living environments!*
I hope you liked todays nightmare of flooding houses with whiskey and not paying bills to become really rich!
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Banana
No one requires human rights as long as spiff is alive
I don’t like shrek
In mother Russia it’s not their human rights it’s our human rights
“Fast Food worker and Gamer makes $80k/year” Yeah sure they do game
Its from all the bitcoin
It annoys me how wildly off with that they are. I can keep my suspension of disbelief in check for owning a home, dreams and all. But more than double the yearly income?! Gtfo
@@Badleo818 I'd say closer to triple
Definitely quadruple
@@Badleo818 You should hear what a lot of people think convenience store employees make.
the most unrealistic part of this game is the fact you can actually buy a home
Being freshly graduated with my bachlors I took this personally. 5 years though man the markets gunna crash and well be buying houses like its 2008
The most unrealistic part of this game is an $80k salary for a fast food worker
And amazingly the most realistic part is kicking tenants out in order to raise the rent on a given space.
@@mandrakevermilyea7488 nah, investor groups with billions will just scoop them up and rent them out.
@@ssgohan296 i think their might be legislation about that pretty soon actually because here in NY were seeing out of staters and city dickheads buy up property north of that bullshit to rent as Air B&B's the monopoliy hotels dont luke that and they have apot more money than these rich city folks
Spiff's brilliant strategy of becoming the worst landlord is just, like, BEING a landlord.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear mir
Spanish landlords are even worse.
I spent 6 months with a hole over my shower from leaking upstairs water pipes. Filled with black mold. Every week the Plumber was coming. The AC was shared amongst all the tenants, so some froze in the summer and sweated in the winter. When the boiler system worked there was hot water. The boiler was always needing repairs.
I finally could leave the hellhole after almost 6 months. Sadly this is way too realistic.
Uh.... No? Most landlords are regular people who barely make enough to cover taxes and the mortgage.
Edit: At least in the US. I dunno what you brits are doing.
Yeah there is sketch landlords just like there are sketch mechanics, plumbers, electricians, and pretty much any other job out there. The problem isn't usually the landlord it's the company they subsource to like real estate agents. A family friend was renting out his property while he was away in another state, real estate agency was telling him everything was great, only a trip he decided to pop in and check and there was tons of shit broken that he simply was not told about and he was fuming, needless to say the issues were repaired and he now manages directly with the tenant.
Californians be like: “I’ve never seen such a great deal… I’ll take it!”
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Trüth. As a Californian I can confirm we would pay more for the same.
Shhhhhhhhhhh it's ok.
*Whispers*: it's California
(Yes, California is great, but oh the prices)
There are only a few towns and cities that have cheap rent, a needle in a haystack.
Yeah, I felt that "half yearly salary on rent" comment Spiff made. It hurt.
"This man is actually spending over half his income on housing right now" well..... yeah? Aren't we all?
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Half? That's living for cheap, try 70 to 80%...
I'm spending just shy of one fifth. But my city isn't a major metropolis, only 200.000 people here.
@@drsnova7313 only?? My town has 3000
@@anondimwit that's a village, not a town
Terry tycoon IS the best landlord I've ever had. Seriously I'm not joking came home from work early once and found the last one making himself a brew. Cheeky explative even used the last of the milk and put it back in the fridge.
Terry is the best - Harry the Hostage 2021
@@thespiffingbrit lol
@@thespiffingbrit guide on how to make money according to this video
1. Get a tenant to trash their apartment
2. When the home owners association asks you to pay more taxes *don't*
@@slavaleonov4702 exactly
@@slavaleonov4702 So… it’s realistic?
This... this was too real. I wish I couldn't say that this is exactly how real life landlords treat their tenants. Oh, wait, you furnished the place. I guess you're nicer than most.
🤣 as a landlord some tenants are asswipes and ruin it for everyone
Someone decides they just aren't gonna pay their rent anymore and ghost you so you have to evict them pay the court fees, pay the bailiff to come boot them, and pay the lawyer so now we're out $1500 bucks on top of the 2-3 months rent not paid. No more kindness, f u pay me.
@@TheGrego011 Alright, but what about the landlords who intentionally leave things about the property that are out of the tenant's control in a state of disrepair or near disrepair and then blame the tenant when there's a catastrophic failure that they shouldn't have been responsible for like an old water heater breaking down or the foundation of the property settling poorly leading to structural issues.
These are the kinds of landlords that are running wild in the US right now, and you can't tell me they aren't because I've seen several of them over the past 2 decades.
@@skydragonfire93 I'm sorry about your experiences man that does suck and is unfair to you as a tennant. I can only speak as a small-time landlord with a handful of properties, and never rented myself. There's good landlords out there I guess is my point but for sure seems like with most things in life the big sharks who run the world are slime.
@@TheGrego011 And I'm sorry you've had some shit tenants, as someone who's always been in situations where renting was the only way to find housing I can assure you the majority of renters are just trying to find a place to call home and put their heads down at night. I hope you have better renters in the future.
@@TheGrego011 Then sell the fucking property if being a landlord is such a burden to you.
21:35 oh look it's your average flat in London, this game is really realistic.
Still very underpriced
@@bigboi1061 It's about 2% of what the average Californian pays for about 10% of the quality.
@@Pizza7478 which is why you don’t live in California unless you’ve got money. Common known fact
Gotta be honest, played this vid on a whim but when i heard "The greatest fantasy of all, the ability to own a house" in the first minute it hit hard and made me laugh, well done. Now i need a tea to watch this fine creation you have made.
*watches a landlord game with rats, slum lords, and outrageous rent prices*
Man, I wish they'd stop setting games in New York!
But it's such a great setting! Fun for the whole family!
@SCP - 1669 - 46 I'll have to find the right kind of flashlight to control them.
@@gunslinger57 or just a flute. Pied Piper style!
Sadly this was my experience in New Mexico, San Diego, Colorado Springs, and Seattle.
Basically modeled on reality. Trump has this mind-set. He never pays his bills either.
Holy non sequitur, Batman!
$1270/month for a concrete box with a bed in it? That's called a bargain in London!
Yeah. A friend of mine actually had a room in an apartment pretty similar to that in Seattle. The difference being that it cost $1800 and was the shunned basement of a properly maintained apartment building.
Once I went to visit them, and when I came to the front, I was amazed that she was doing so well for herself. Then I was guided to the back of the building and it felt like I was walking into the bastard offspring of a dungeon and a sardine can, with 8 people crammed into 4 rooms, sharing one kitchen.
That's called a recent crime scene in most major cities.
Spiff becomes the enemy of the working class
I think you mean saviour! Look I gave them concrete boxes to live in!
Yes, this is perfectly acceptable! Now we can fix over population!
@@thespiffingbrit exactly. Far better than a wooden box.
@@thespiffingbrit I sent the SpiffingMail a message about a gift for you about a week ago, and a staff member told me they'd pass the message on Discord. Did you ever get notified about this?
It tracks. Pretty sure he's a certified Laird right now.
0:50 "The greatest fantasy of all , the ability to own a house" . *smiling and crying emoticon*
I am certain this is essential viewing for most of the UK's actual irl landlords.
"Just put on a scarf" (or other item of outdoor clothing) was a regular soundbite i heard from my landlord regarding my non functional boiler
"World hunger? Just eat food!"
Brilliant indeed. Hahahahaha
I liked the real quote more. What the peasant are starving because they have no bread? Why don't they eat cake
I personally am fond of the simplest solution. Feed the starving people to starving people.
Then there are no starving people!
The problem solves itself!
@@glenmcgillivray4707 reminds me of an arch lore video about Warhammer fantasy sigmar priest (they use a big hammer) and he said there aren't a lot of problem a big hammer can't solve if people come to the priest and say they are hungry he could give them bread or he uses the hammer to smash a few and they have food too ;) i lought so hard when I first heared it.
Just eat the cockroaches. infinite food.
Loved that line, so good!
"She's a fast food worker and a gamer making 80 thousand a year..."
Ah so its totally fantasy cool
wellllll, even fast food workers here are gettinng hired at $15 an hour now when minimum wage requirement is under $10, so anything's possible I guess :o
@@willparry530 in order to make 80,000 a year at 15 an hour you’d need to work for 5333 hours a year, which is more than half the year spent working
@@teathesilkwing7616 Aaand you missed my entire point. The part specifically about a basic entry-level worker *being paid more than the companies are required to pay, by a significant margin.* It was not about how much a person could make at $15, but the miracle of multiple big employers paying more than legally required to.
And if THAT can happen, anything can happen.
@@willparry530 I was just sharing a fun fact basically…
At 40hrs a week that's around $38.46 an hour.
This isn't a game, this is social commentary.
It’s amazing how many of Spiff’s videos are exactly that while simply exploiting economic mechanics in games.
I love how this is supposed to be a joke but this is petty much how it works on real life.
But life IS a joke!
I feel like you're supposed to be balancing keeping the building manager and the tenants happy, but Spfif said "why not neither?"
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@@superminion9584 I guess that makes mine... E3!
@@casvandijck9338 🤣
"We simply won't pay our bills." Ah! An accurate rich person simulator.
@SCP - 1669 - 46 silver lining: stupid lawyers are upset
@SCP - 1669 - 46 _very_ upset is an even silverer (?) lining.
Cope
Still a better apartment manager than my mother in law had. They get the cheapest exterminator possible that charges just to show up, never even knocks on the door, and leaves a "we missed you" note stuck on the door.
At least Terry got his uncle to show up most of the time.
I don't see any problem with this video. This is exactly how rent works in Paris
"Its a tip and the landlord doesnt pay bills." Waiting for Spiff to run for President.
Tenant: "Ugh, I don't like this apartment anymore."
Spiff: "Okay, I'll allow your rent to be lowered then."
Tenant: "NO! _NO!_ "
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You know when you're in the bad time line when satire no longer comes off as satire but just reality.
Eat the tenants
10/10 plan
Free food
"it's not cannibalism, because I don't consider them to be people. They are simply batteries to the machine."
@@wariowashere7017 Not even! They're paying you for it.
Commie cringe
"This boy has been giving way over half of his yearly salary in rent alone"
I'm sorry, I am from Italy, isn't that normal?
Kicking out the mobster seemed a bit unwise, Terry Tycoon could wake up with a horse head in his bed after that.
But yeah, this was sadly realistic. The old "using the worthless uncle instead of skilled labour" is rather common in any larger city. Paying 60% of your income in rent is likewise very common and I know people who lived in crappy apartments with shared kitchen but those were student to be fair, fleecing them and letting them live as as animals are also not unusual, particularly in cities with famous universities.
I had my rent doubled in 10 years which isn't quite as fast as Terry did it, but it was a rather crappy apartment so it got overpriced like no tomorrow before I moved out. I never met my landlord in person (just his uncle and 2 polish plumbers he hired in to fix my shower, and while some polish plumbers surely are very competent, this were the discount guys) but I always imagined him to look a bit like Terry but maybe with a bit of the Monopoly guy in him too.
In fact, I am renting a large house in the country side today and it is still cheaper then my crappy 37 1/2 square meter apartment in Malmö (yeah, I am a Swede, no, I am not a coffee drinker, I drink tea like any civilized person, thankyou).
Fun fact: There used to be an Australian Landlord named David Berry who once owned nearly an entire town. When he passed away in 1889, his tenants and local officials erected a statue in his memory
Was it to celebrate his passing? XD
Pissing on a grave was taboo
Statue was more PC
@@bobdrooples lol
@@willparry530 I looked it up. It's hard to judge from vague allusions to "leasing land on peculiar and unusually profitable terms", but the memorial itself reads as pretty earnest to me. It seems like he was genuinely a kind and generous landlord whom they appreciated enough to commission a memorial in his honor. I guess it just goes to show that landlords are like most people: most of them will happily screw you over if they can profit from it, but good ones can and do exist.
@@asdfasdf-xb6bv I guess that does make sense, people will be people regardless of their walk in life.
"These people are willing to pay 1520 dollars per month for what is effectively the tiniest box in the universe"
That just sounds like the standard rent for any major city
Looks at London.
Yeah thats accurate.
That’s literally America, especially california lmao
Ireland c. 1850
More like NYC!
@@s7robin105 nah just cities like New York or Chicago. 1500 a month could get you a 2k square foot house with a yard where I am.
Terry Tycoon was the greatest landlord I've ever had. All 1 seconds of interaction were very positive! ✴️✴️✴️✴️✴️
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@@thespiffingbrit ok time to rent
Terry cured my crippling gambling addiction by not allowing me any money to gamble with! He's my hero!
13:26 Georgie the Corgi has made his presence known, all smile as we enjoy his worthy additions to this perfectly balanced game
20:51 too
I had to pause the video at this point because I thought it was my dog down stairs barking, and it didn't sound like her normal voice so I thought she was in distress. She was fine though,
I love the beautifully acurate description of being a renter and not a landlord in the modern world and the start
18:44 so that poor barman is living in America, got it.
Also i love all of the little barks in the background lol
Well as someone who is perpetually stuck in this loop, unable to get a mortgage despite earning a reasonable wage and having saved for 6 years to get a 20% deposit... This hits close to home/rental shell
Well good for you, Terry Tycoon knows a solution for that-
Just buy a house! What a genius man!
If the tenants of these houses consume enough of the whiskey they get it's not that bad of a deal and Terry might actually be losing money on it. I know a few people that can knock back two bottles of jack in a night.
Silicon valley, by any chance?
@@hjalfi no, rural England. RIP
@@theshontman Ouch. High priced houses all populated by London stockbrokers who want to live in the country...
Yeah this video squares really well with a college town apartment. My college bought a lot of houses, subdivided them in to two-three apartments, and rented them for 2-3k a semester per person. They were also just as full of alcohol.
It seems the channel deletion has not hindered the Spiffing Brit’s talent.
Big shock - he found an exploit n got it back
He has only come back stronger.
Why would it? He has the talent, not his account.
The whisky is like
100 bottles of beer on the wall
100 bottles of beer
Take one down
Pass it around
... Still 100 bottles of beer on the wall...?
I love that this video is essentially one half-hour long roast about how landlords are literally parasites of society.
Social leeches
I don't understand the hate towards landlords..
Like is it an English/American thing or something
Just curious
@@funnychanisback7679 its cuz theyre the reason why it costs so much just to rent a shitty studio not even in a minor city much less major. and ya cant live in the country any more its 2k in the middle of bumfuck no where for a 1 bedroom apartment where i live. and thats just renting. im not paying 1M for a rundown house with no yard that only has 2 bedrooms and a single bathroom and a shed for a garage thats a 2 hr commute to work. Landlords love jacking up prices and refusing to fix things to kick people out so they can break contracts without having to the tenant but have the tenant pay them so they can renvote the place and sell the building for 3x what the paid for making people homeless and broke. Landlords in major cities do it every day they will shut off the electricity, heat and water to force ya out and then make ya pay them 3x your rent payment to get out of your lease. hell ive seen people do that in my hometown who were individual landlords for houses just cuz they didnt feel like sending money on a plumber/roofer/electrician to fix a major problem. they know most people dont have the time or money to waste in court to sue them so they get away with it. which is why its now impossible to own a house in america/england/canada and probably other countries without being rich already, winning the lottery or getting an pay out from an accident or an inheritance. people say tenants are just lazy and need to get better jobs but its kinda hard to do that in a recession, increase schooling costs and the fact 80% of most people's paychecks are going to housing and most people work 2 jobs now.
@@funnychanisback7679It's because people think the government owes them a house for free.
@@aaa232ds21No, most people wouldn't mind paying mortgages.
It's just incredibly hard to get accepted for even a shitty house unless you have a 20% down-payment. Goodluck having that when you start out at ground zero with no family to help you.
The best is when you think you may have a house, and some big investment firm buys it up for 20k over the asking price because they know they're going to instantly start reaping profits once they rent it out.
"...we need as much money as possible. Money is going to be very important to us." - Spiffing Brit
What an absolute shock. I would never have guessed.
Next video: the earth is a totally balanced game with no exploits
*Look at all these diamonds they left lying under the crust*
@@thespiffingbrit the de beers company be like
@@thespiffingbrit And all this oil under the ice
@@thespiffingbrit I'm sure nobody have a problem with me taking some.
In other words: don't mind if I do.
@@thespiffingbrit
Aren't jewelry-type diamonds extremely regulated and very easily synthesised, anyway?
"These people are willing to pay 1520 dollars per month for what is effectively the tiniest box in the universe"
People living in New York: "What a deal!"
I love how the most optimal way to play this game is to act like a real landlord
I am less than 10 seconds in and this sounds like California rent prices already. I can tell this is going to be a good video
As a landlord myself, I must say that I, too, employ the tactics of Terry Tycoon. In fact, I keep his book by my bed for those handy, quick tips.
Spiffs banter has been getting noticably better these past weeks. Theres few channels that make me laugh out loud as much as you, mate. Keep up the amazing content
As a Landlord, I can confirm I own a TWAT card. It takes a lot of training and time to get. You have to spend 4 weeks as a prison guard followed by 2 weeks on a placement as part of a debt collecting agency. You also get a chance to refurbish a house, into the worst piece of shit you can. To finish off you spend a week at one of those outdoor team building camps with other potential landlords screaming at them and trying to convince them to sign the sneakiest contracts one can create!
That moment when "the most basic house" looks better than your actual house you're watching this in 😭
God, I laughed out loud the moment that guy refused to pay less even though it was way more than you can offer 🤣
At 14:20 the devs inserted a character who is 21 years old and make 80k/year, this is a subtle nod to the fact that the game is fictional
I see Spiff is cornering the rental market in perfectly... Ahem. 'Legal' ways.
@SCP - 1669 - 46 That's devious and underhanded. I LOVE it!
@The Spiffing Brit, first of all I got to say I absolutely love all your video's! You haven't changed a bit, ceep it up! But I suffer from epilepsy, and the flashing effects on 11:30 and 26:52 were a bit to much for me. I love the video editing overal, so don't take it as a bad comment. Is just wanted to let you know
- much love,
King Arthur
Entering John Oliver levels of "Too real to laugh, but still kinda chuckling" territory
Loved the fact you called it "hiring tenets" truly a Yorkshire Gold mindset
It was only a matter of time before the spiffing Brit got his hands on the tenants. Sure it's fun to have TH-camrs like seniac playing the tenants the correct way, but there is special about watching someone exploit a game in a video. The funny thing is, most of the exploits that the spiffing Brit displays, are never fixed. They must say, I love it when spiffing Brit exploits reality.
TERRY TYCOON WAS THE GREATEST LANDLORD IVE EVER HAD! He is a truly majestic human being
Im absolutely convinced all of the landlords that ive met have used this as their tutorial to learn how to be a landlord....
The beard, the tophat, the expression.
Thats what I would find in classic movies where this man is that rich villain.
Not Landlord. Except Lord sounds tough.
just 45 seconds in you managed to break my headset with your voice. like how even? it still works fine on anything but this video of yours
“We simply won’t pay our bills.”
-Spiff 2021
“I don’t pay taxes I’m rich.”
-Broots Waymb
Oh yeah, it’s all coming together:
The Legion of Corporate Doom!
“I don’t pay taxes I’m rich.”
Stop quoting Trump here :P
"Greatest fantasy of all; the ability to own a house."
Oof, I felt that one in my soul.
@Hakim Habib I can't tell if you're joking or not. Too tired....
Congratulations! You are literally just doing what happens in real life!
“ That is what every artist needs access to large quantities of alcohol“ as an artist can confirm!!
"She's a fast food worker and a gamer who makes $80k per year."
*Me: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!! That's literally me for 20 years of my life, and I've NEVER made more than $25k per year. NEVER. And I was even a fucking General Manager of a store at one point!!! Whoever made this game is clearly delusional.*
developer probably has 50 years or more, or is just dreaming out of reality
@@strogonoffcore probably just had to inflate the salary unrealistically high in order to make the game playable - it's set in an alternate universe where people make fairer wages for gameplay reasons.
@@josephmcwilliams9533 yeah gotta be happy somehow
Based on the opening alone, this has to be the most realistic game on the market
For some reason despite the stellar quality and patented SpiffCo humor this video made me sad:( Like I'm tired of laughing at how bad things can get and can't escape this thoughts even in free time...
There are unironically no exploits in this video, thats just how some landlords operate.
*some?*
Terry Tycoon was kind enough to let me sell on of my kidneys to him to cover half of last month’s rent.
Although having only one kidney has proven to make the infinite whiskey bar twice as effective, it has made working nearly impossible…and rent is nearly due.
-I’m sure Terry will think of something… 🤷♀️
Spiff has clearly done his time in the UK's rental market. Too accurate.
The Spiffing Brit at the beginning: "I will be a millionaire by charging absurd prices for rent!"
The Spiffing Brit at the end: Rents out small places for slightly higher than usual rent prices and hasn't even made enough to buy a decent new car.
He could buy a car if he wasn't busy buying property.
Spiffing Brit 2021: TH-cam is perfectly balanced with no exploits spiffing Brit 2040: the government mainframe is perfectly balanced with no exploits
I really wish he'd do something reddit chungus exploits in real life again, like he did with the steam sale
Finally a documentary
I almost snorted tea through my nose man your monotone delivery of all jokes keeps catching me by surprise
World hunger? Just eat food!
I spat out my Yorkshire tea at that one..
I can't believe they made a game where you can specifically play as a landlord. Isn't playing as Hitler in HOI4 enough?
Spiff secretly had a game made so he could show us how to use the actual land owner system in real life...one of the sacred real life secrets he wanted to show us
“He’s paying more then half of his yearly wage in rent” sounds so realistic.
After watching "Lets game it out" for a while with very similar concept then finding this channel which is similar just british, i love it haha watched several vids within the span of 3 days
For the first time EVER!, I have sit down with a cup of tea to watch your show, LOVE IT
The tea and your show
tenant- ''idk"
spiff - "did mention it comes with shelves of whiskey"
tenant - "s.o.b. I'm in!"
Building management as a heist movie.
I was not expecting all the landlord burns but my god do I approve. Spiff being based lmao
*extremely*
oh, you are simulating nowadays UK? great video lol
London rental market simulator
Why do I feel like this is the worst war crimes you've ever committed? I mean, I've never felt this bad after watching one of your videos.
Bravo. Keep it up!
Thank heavens! Haven't even watched the video yet and I'm already thrilled to bits! Played this for over a month before giving up so HOPE Sir Spiff has easy-to-follow directions for getting ahead in this silly game :D
Ah, I didn’t realize that u were playing Hong Kong land lord simulator
It can't be Hong Kong... these people are happy...
@@jarodatkinson5306 ah crap I forgot about that part sorry
Landlord is exactly the type of job Spiff would take if he didn't become a youtuber
Nah, they’re not allowed to have a sense of humor
I think this is the most accurate and realistic game ever.
0:15 The spiffing brit "have you ever wanted you own apartment complex and sublet rooms and house to people at extortionate prices that a hotel"
me "That's a hotel"
"This guy can solve anything, world hunger? hu==just eat food! He salved it!" - The spiffing Brit This is my new favorite quote
paying 708 bones a month for a room is giving me flashbacks to my university housing
"Pays over half his income in rent and after taxes and such he pretty much has no money" Oh yeah baby, welcome to the USA
18:24 "Personality type: Gamer" Yeah that seems legit.
Had to he the brit with a King complex and won't even consider his taxed peasant as human.
Love it!
I’m so happy you got all your videos back.
Usually when spiff does these it’s wildly unrealistic. This though, you coulda told me he was a real landlord
"Why can't millennials save money?"
- Yeah, Austin. Tell us.
The room is 5 out of 5 stars. Everything was actually horrible but then I found 300 bottles of whiskey.
FrostPunkRap: "Morning gathering or evening prayer, we still huddle in the freezing air."
Spiff: "Put a scarf on!"
I love how Spiff doesn't even offer them some Yorkshire Tea. 10/10, worst landlord ever, would definitely rent from again :D
A fast food worker/gamer who makes 80,600 a year. You can tell this was written by people who have never held jobs before…