The best tavern master is the Church actually... They'll serve you tiny amounts of Communion wine every now and then and all it will cost you is YOUR SOUL.
ah, yes the strategy where you increase the restroom price to 500 gold while they use them so they HAVE to pay the full price different game, but funny strat
Munich Oktoberfest be like "Yea, one seat at the tent is €100/hour, one Mass (1 litre) of beer is €14, half a rotisserie chicken is €30, nice to see you there."
“Hey, there’s a bar that’s selling water for $80” “What?! No way! That’s criminal!” “Yeah man, I know, go and see!” *goes to tavern and buys water to see, complains about lineup the entire time, still pays $80 for water.
Bargain Booze Review: I heard about the incredible prestige of the pub, so I stopped inside. The trip to the bar was lengthy, and I was thinking that I'd be there all knight long. Wasn't quite as wonderful as the walking through the Bude tunnel (honestly, what can compare?), but then I finally turned a corner, and was greeted by many, many telescopes - things were looking up! So I sat down, having to share my table with complete strangers, waved my hand in the air, without look at or interacting with the bar staff and within mere moments, the server showed up with my drink of choice and all my problems melted away. For example, I no longer had to pay my house insurance, as I had to put up the deed to my house, to help pay for my drink. Great establishment, would recommend. (Just don't forget to first sell your family into slavery to pay for the drink!)
@@24magiccarrot Ah, but value comes not from the resources themselves, but from the workers! An iron ore deposit is useless unless someone mines the iron. Then you need someone to purify it. An iron bar alone is functionally useless too, so you need to hire a blacksmith to realize its potential. But the miners need pickaxes. Pickaxes have value because someone had to make them, someone had to extract the materials used to make them, & someone had to transport them to your miners. Someone had to teach the blacksmith their trade. Someone has to grow the crops that someone else must turn to flour that someone else must bake into the bread that feeds them all. And all of those people were raised by parents who spent years providing for their children until they were old enough to work. A single iron axehead has, on aggregate, millions of human-hours of work put into it, & most of the workers who contributed to it will never even know it existed. The person who picked the cotton in the pillowcase that allowed the parent of the truck driver that transported the ore to the foundry get a good night's sleep helped make that axe. tl;dr This is the Labour Theory of Value. People's time is inherently valuable because we only have so much of it, so the things we make are valuable because we chose to make them instead of doing other things.
@@aformofmatter8913 Ah but all those wages you think are needing paid, the same people that are paying the wages also own the land that those peoples houses are built on and own most of the shops where they'd buy their food. So the wages the workers think they are getting ends up just getting paid back to the establishment that stole the land in the first place and the workers end up no better than they were prior cause even slaves would need somewhere to sleep and something to eat. It's called the money trick as outlined by Robert Tressel's "Ragged Trousered Philanthropist".
This seems to be a fairly common exploit in tycoon/management games. At some point the AI commits to a purchase and if you can change the price between then and the time of purchase, you can make a ridiculous amount of money.
Spiff, did you go for a beer in the City for inspiration? Probably need to price gouge a bit more to truly replicate that night out in London experience 🤣
I have a preaty spicy exploit of morrowind for you! 1. Get 460k-470k gold (by e.g. scamming a merchant) 2. Drain your mysticism, intelligence and luck to 0. 3. In spellmaking make a spell that excedes the cost of 65535 slightly and has a chance of slightly lower than -65535 I suggest using a targeted absorb life spell. There is no was you Couleur casting such a gloriously destructive spell but wait. You can! At 65535 the cost and casting chance loop back and you end up casting a spell with cost and chance of 27/100 or even better. This can result in some... entertaining spells.
Day 212 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Imagine climbing off the saddle and asking for a drink for your horse. Not even Arthur Morgan can pay that bill.
As much as I'd love to be a majestic sausage I'm a cheap barstool, but love the epic videos. These videos should be on Netflix, in a show called Tweaking the nose
An entry maze, chock full of suits of armor, bards, $37 for a beer, AND 200+ people still crowd in every day? Spiff you've simply recreated a Medival Times restaurant.
My thought was: is there a limit to this map? I mean, can you make the maze so long it would take a hour or so to get to the tables? Then you could build a nice buffer... :)
There is a size limit to the tavern, but by the end game, you can get 3 extra floors for some vertical height. Unfortunately, it seems that whatever price the customers enter the tavern entrance at is the one that they pay with. The maze is fun and ridiculous, but otherwise useless for the exploit. At 15:54 there were at least 8 customers still in the maze when the price was set to 10,024. These 8 people bought did not purchase the hyperinflated drinks as evident from the report at 16:34. Ending the day with 30,331 coins in drink sales, but having 8 people in the maze when the price was set doesn't add up. It's only after the price is adjusted that the customers outside will sometimes enter and pay thousands of gold for drinks.
Spiff, like always you crack me up, fantastic like always 😆💜... Since i am here, i would like to recomend a jazzy Game for you, the all weird "Kenshi", it sure looks like the game you enjoy (tough i don't know how much you can exploit it)
Few things, Is there actually any point to the maze with the way the price is being used to stop and start the flow of people? Priest lady was only spending 2 gold per drink. Only 2 customers appear to have bought drinks when it was at £100k Armour seems to attract more people than the telescope even with less prestige?
Because with sweaters like Spiff, people are expecting riots breaking out more sooner than later. And in case of riots, I definitely rather go with a set of armour than with a telescope.
Buddy, 12% isn't hyperinflation. Hyperfinlation starts at 50%, and Zimbabwe suffered 79,600,000,000% before they stopped using their own currency. Zimbabwe was home to starving millionaires and billionaires, where printing currency actually lowered the value of the paper it was printed on.
Bargin Booze 4/5. Was looking for a way to stop being nobility and join the common peoples ranks, and this tavern was the perfect place. The water was excellently priced for draining my kingdom’s funds and I revelled in buying some wine for a steal at $5000 a glass. If you’re looking for a place to spend your money without the risk of gaining any of it back like those stupid casino’s this is the place for you.
Thief: *hundreds of suits of armor and telescopes each worth hundreds of gold* "I sleep" *A single barrel with just enough capacity to store 1 gold worth of beer* "Real shit"
Now imagine this in Horst Fuchs's voice: "But it's not all! If you buy a glass of water now for a flimsy 10k Gold, you can refill free! Isn't it awesome Gaby?"
An amaizing place. I was told about this prestigious place by my friend, so I couldn't resist popping in. And I cant say I was disappointed. It was alost like a museum of cosmos and medieval Europe. First you have a completely FREE tour trough owners collection and at the end you can refresh your self with a nice drink if you choose so. Cant wait to bring my family here.
Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get out we don't serve noble gasses in this establishment. Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon don't react.
SpiffingBrit:"there's water available for free in the stream; you could scoop it up with your bloody hands" Lewis:"*SCOOP IT UP with your bloody hands! "
A zombie walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I drink here? I have my ID." The bartender says "Sure thing buddy, but I've never seen a stiff drink."
In a small game called coffee stand (I think) there was a system called rep and the higher rep you have the more people would buy regardless of what was in it or the price soooooooooo I used a trick to get my rep up quick spam one ingredient in the coffee, milk (there are three ingredients coffee, sugar, and milk you could adjust how much of each you put in their but you'd have to buy the ingredients) so I bought the milk put two cups per serving of coffe everything else stayed the same I then with my rep changed the price from $1 to $10 and people because of the rep and the A.I were forced to buy it and I made hundreds of dollars in the kind of game where you're supposed to only be able to make like $20
Spiffing Brit, I’ve been drinking gallons of Spiffco Tea and through it have taken a psychedelic journey guiding me to a perfectly balanced game for you to play… Egg Inc! Knowing your entrepreneurship, this should be as easy as drinking another cup of Spiffco Tea
this reminded me when i' ve made a business of water in FF14. i was just buying water for 400 to an npc just to sell it 1000 to the players. I made 500k of profite before people started to turn on their brain. Huh...I was kind of pride.
well I'm Portuguese and it's apparently general club practice here to have water at the same or at a higher price than beer (usually 3€ for a small 33cl bottle)
5 out of 5 Stars... My cousin has transcended to a new level of capitalism, that I myself, Juan Wick, can't even comprehend.I do recommend heading to the bar to see how fast John Wick can consentualy rob you of your money. Well done Cousin!
*You have forfeited your hydration privileges...* - K.reeves
First he takes our breath away, and now water as well? When will this madman's tyranny end?
Could you combo this with using an event?
Pretty sad they didn't sell tea
Next time, Thief, steal the water barrel. I don't like beer. Without water, he cannot make his Yorkshire Tea.
Fun fact, there's an entirely different game called Tavern Tycoon. Hopefully no one gets confused.
"Came for the 2 Gold Water. Stayed for the 9000+ Gold Water - 10/10"
It's over 9,000!!
The best tavern master is the Church actually... They'll serve you tiny amounts of Communion wine every now and then and all it will cost you is YOUR SOUL.
This could be a steam review
I love how this maze looks like straight up from "Orcs Must Die", but instead of "Orcs" its "Customers" and instead of "Die" its "Drink".
So it is not orcs must die
@@fr-joey764 It's the details, the core mechanic of gathering them in a long coridor is quite similar :P
@@greyferret26 Was trolling ~
Customers must drink
Soo... "Customers Must Drink"?
This is pretty much what Nestle aspires to be.
What nestle aim to surpass
First tought after reading the title :p
I live in Michigan, where Nestle pays $200 for 1.1 million gallons of Lake Michigan water each year. Nestle is universally hated here.😤
I wanted to make this joke. Anyway, have a like.
Ahh yes, Nestle simulator coming along fine I see....
One click is one war crime
Spifing brit : Today we are using auto clicker
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear mate
So it's pretty much the introduction of industrialized warfare all over again.
Just report @@AxxLAfriku , this guy still spams on this date, why?
@@diegoaguilar1954 report their actual channel
@@diegoaguilar1954 honestly thought he got
The last time I saw a game like this, the drinks were free but the restrooms were 500 gold. 5 stars, would visit again!
ah, yes
the strategy where you increase the restroom price to 500 gold while they use them so they HAVE to pay the full price
different game, but funny strat
@@greenbirdmusic7495 "a game like this"
Spiff: We'll be selling water for 10,000g
Nestle: Write that down, write that down!
And, don't forget, increase the price "slightly". 😇😅🙄
@@Deathbrecht common inflation
“No one wants to buy alcohol at stupidly exorbitant prices”
Looks at Londoners…
Munich Oktoberfest be like "Yea, one seat at the tent is €100/hour, one Mass (1 litre) of beer is €14, half a rotisserie chicken is €30, nice to see you there."
Or Scandinavians
Londoners don't want to either, only bankers and Russian oligarchs want to pay those prices.
I work at a bar in an airport.
They do, can, and will, though a few are unhappy about the prices. $13 for a draft beer, and $21 for a double shot.
Having forced to watch the thief's long cutscene was like the game's payback for breaking it lol
“Hey, there’s a bar that’s selling water for $80”
“What?! No way! That’s criminal!”
“Yeah man, I know, go and see!”
*goes to tavern and buys water to see, complains about lineup the entire time, still pays $80 for water.
Welcome to Starbucks entire business scheme
Oh no they figured it out!! Our master plan is ruined.
The sunk cost fallacy school of customer service.
The sunk cost fallacy school of customer service.
Soooo, DIsneyLand?
I love how easily Spiff can entertain himself with Dad jokes
"English language is perfectly balanced with no exploits"
He’s the internet’s rich uncle
@@ShockingPikachu He's either that or the son of the Englishman from Tropico.
Waiter: One glass of water? That'll be 10,000 gold.
Mansa Musa: Sounds reasonable.
*wheeeze*
Water is free!
Spiff: you thought wrong
Nestle agrees
Bargain Booze Review:
I heard about the incredible prestige of the pub, so I stopped inside. The trip to the bar was lengthy, and I was thinking that I'd be there all knight long.
Wasn't quite as wonderful as the walking through the Bude tunnel (honestly, what can compare?), but then I finally turned a corner, and was greeted by many, many telescopes - things were looking up!
So I sat down, having to share my table with complete strangers, waved my hand in the air, without look at or interacting with the bar staff and within mere moments, the server showed up with my drink of choice and all my problems melted away. For example, I no longer had to pay my house insurance, as I had to put up the deed to my house, to help pay for my drink.
Great establishment, would recommend.
(Just don't forget to first sell your family into slavery to pay for the drink!)
Came for the price-gouging, stayed for the dad jokes 😂
Spiffing Brit explains the history of the bottled water industry.
It explains the history of every industry, all resources come from free natural resources that someone has claimed to own.
@@24magiccarrot Ah, but value comes not from the resources themselves, but from the workers!
An iron ore deposit is useless unless someone mines the iron. Then you need someone to purify it. An iron bar alone is functionally useless too, so you need to hire a blacksmith to realize its potential.
But the miners need pickaxes. Pickaxes have value because someone had to make them, someone had to extract the materials used to make them, & someone had to transport them to your miners.
Someone had to teach the blacksmith their trade. Someone has to grow the crops that someone else must turn to flour that someone else must bake into the bread that feeds them all.
And all of those people were raised by parents who spent years providing for their children until they were old enough to work.
A single iron axehead has, on aggregate, millions of human-hours of work put into it, & most of the workers who contributed to it will never even know it existed.
The person who picked the cotton in the pillowcase that allowed the parent of the truck driver that transported the ore to the foundry get a good night's sleep helped make that axe.
tl;dr This is the Labour Theory of Value. People's time is inherently valuable because we only have so much of it, so the things we make are valuable because we chose to make them instead of doing other things.
@@aformofmatter8913 Ah but all those wages you think are needing paid, the same people that are paying the wages also own the land that those peoples houses are built on and own most of the shops where they'd buy their food.
So the wages the workers think they are getting ends up just getting paid back to the establishment that stole the land in the first place and the workers end up no better than they were prior cause even slaves would need somewhere to sleep and something to eat.
It's called the money trick as outlined by Robert Tressel's "Ragged Trousered Philanthropist".
This seems to be a fairly common exploit in tycoon/management games. At some point the AI commits to a purchase and if you can change the price between then and the time of purchase, you can make a ridiculous amount of money.
So much prestige that you sell water at ripoff price and still be full every day.
I think Spiff just made a 3 Michelin star restaurant.
Nah, it's clearly a movie theater.
@@DrVillainous nah. Nestle
love how the game forces you to watch the thief walk in and go through the whole maze XD
I am now the proud owner of a box of Yorkshire Tea Biscuit Brew, absolutely the GOAT of tea
A priest, a rabbi and a stripper walk into a bar. Now they're broke, the end.
We all come for the perfect balanced games, but we stay for the top quality dad jokes.
Spiff, did you go for a beer in the City for inspiration? Probably need to price gouge a bit more to truly replicate that night out in London experience 🤣
I have a preaty spicy exploit of morrowind for you!
1. Get 460k-470k gold (by e.g. scamming a merchant)
2. Drain your mysticism, intelligence and luck to 0.
3. In spellmaking make a spell that excedes the cost of 65535 slightly and has a chance of slightly lower than -65535 I suggest using a targeted absorb life spell.
There is no was you Couleur casting such a gloriously destructive spell but wait. You can! At 65535 the cost and casting chance loop back and you end up casting a spell with cost and chance of 27/100 or even better. This can result in some... entertaining spells.
I remember my first tycoon game "Lemonade Stand" for the Apple II-e. Where if it was a hot day you could sell $10 cups of lemonade and be 3-y/o rich
Nestle: _starts frantically taking notes_ "damn this guy's good"
Love how when zooming in on the nun she actually bought the water for 2 gold...guess she was actually cheating you out.
Day 212 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Imagine climbing off the saddle and asking for a drink for your horse. Not even Arthur Morgan can pay that bill.
I love how you used "committed". You have to be committed to that drink for these prices 🤣
At that kind of price for the drinks, I'm stealing your mugs and giving them to my children as heirlooms.
Nestle? Is that you?
that helicopter, plane, crisps joke is one of my first memories of my dad.
Wait can I drink milk tea ?
As much as I'd love to be a majestic sausage I'm a cheap barstool, but love the epic videos. These videos should be on Netflix, in a show called Tweaking the nose
"You can't social engineer a computer."
Teaman: Well actually...
Refill prices were changing. So they were only paying a lot for the first order.
Hmmm me watching a british man make poor people poorer . . . LIKEed, Subscribed and hit the belll lol also nice video Brit!
Ah yes, I love it when I must take out a loan from Spiff Co Bank to get a glass of water as well!
An entry maze, chock full of suits of armor, bards, $37 for a beer, AND 200+ people still crowd in every day? Spiff you've simply recreated a Medival Times restaurant.
My thought was: is there a limit to this map? I mean, can you make the maze so long it would take a hour or so to get to the tables? Then you could build a nice buffer... :)
There is a size limit to the tavern, but by the end game, you can get 3 extra floors for some vertical height. Unfortunately, it seems that whatever price the customers enter the tavern entrance at is the one that they pay with. The maze is fun and ridiculous, but otherwise useless for the exploit. At 15:54 there were at least 8 customers still in the maze when the price was set to 10,024. These 8 people bought did not purchase the hyperinflated drinks as evident from the report at 16:34. Ending the day with 30,331 coins in drink sales, but having 8 people in the maze when the price was set doesn't add up. It's only after the price is adjusted that the customers outside will sometimes enter and pay thousands of gold for drinks.
The spiffing brit breaks elden ring, and everytime he dies..... He takes a big sip of coffee!!
Petition to get a dad joke segment with spiff in videos
Spiff, like always you crack me up, fantastic like always 😆💜... Since i am here, i would like to recomend a jazzy Game for you, the all weird "Kenshi", it sure looks like the game you enjoy (tough i don't know how much you can exploit it)
*Sips Coffee Defiantly* Huh. I want to play The Bard's Tale now. "Beer, beer, beer, tiddly beer, beer, beer, tiddly, beer, beer, beer."
"Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, I've broken the game." - evergreen TSB quote
Few things,
Is there actually any point to the maze with the way the price is being used to stop and start the flow of people?
Priest lady was only spending 2 gold per drink.
Only 2 customers appear to have bought drinks when it was at £100k
Armour seems to attract more people than the telescope even with less prestige?
Because with sweaters like Spiff, people are expecting riots breaking out more sooner than later. And in case of riots, I definitely rather go with a set of armour than with a telescope.
Ahhh. Nothing better then watching good old spiffing brit while drinking tea
The Spiffing Brit is a certified hood classic
How airlines feel charging you 10x more for a water bottle:
Any big company watching the evil shit spiff does is gonna be like SpongeBob telling Patrick to write that down
In this universe, the world's first trillionaire will be a guy recycling plastic water bottles.
2:58 SPIFF is sent to the PUNGEON for his crimes.
Hey Spiff, I unironically stopped drinking coffee because of your videos and I feel a lot better. Thanks.
A horse walks in a bar and says:
Ouch.
Great video .. love all ur content was busy watching ur 4 hour rim world video about chickens but quickly switched to this as a break hahah
This actually surprised me. I figured he’d be abusing the party or adventurer mechanics or something, haha
That thief pulled off a two hundred thousand gold heist right there. The crime of the century.
The bit with the thief gave me flashbacks of the ladder scene in metal gear
Interviewer: So what's this bar's theme? Modern? Retro? Pub?
Spiff: labyrinth.
Just perfect, as always. I love all of your "Perfectly Balanced" videos.
I want a sim game where you run a bait shop.
You make custom lures. You sell live bait. You even offer equipment.
You can call it Master Bait.
I think Wendy's watched this video. Spiff putting dynamic pricing into practice lol.
I hate that I've watched enough Spiff videos that I can't remember if Keanu Reeves or Reanu Keeves is the real person.
Both are
The hyperinflation joke hits hard for us Americans with 12% inflation
Buddy, 12% isn't hyperinflation. Hyperfinlation starts at 50%, and Zimbabwe suffered 79,600,000,000% before they stopped using their own currency. Zimbabwe was home to starving millionaires and billionaires, where printing currency actually lowered the value of the paper it was printed on.
Spiff just recreated Starbucks XD
Congratulations on reinventing the clip joint.
Ahhh yes glorious British capitalism
Bargin Booze 4/5.
Was looking for a way to stop being nobility and join the common peoples ranks, and this tavern was the perfect place. The water was excellently priced for draining my kingdom’s funds and I revelled in buying some wine for a steal at $5000 a glass.
If you’re looking for a place to spend your money without the risk of gaining any of it back like those stupid casino’s this is the place for you.
So basically you are roleplaying as a concession stand at a stadium
Ok, that joke about the chip flavors was pretty good
Thief: *hundreds of suits of armor and telescopes each worth hundreds of gold* "I sleep" *A single barrel with just enough capacity to store 1 gold worth of beer* "Real shit"
Now imagine this in Horst Fuchs's voice:
"But it's not all! If you buy a glass of water now for a flimsy 10k Gold, you can refill free! Isn't it awesome Gaby?"
Thanks for making me spit my tea out. I wasn't expecting Dad jokes 😂
An amaizing place. I was told about this prestigious place by my friend, so I couldn't resist popping in. And I cant say I was disappointed. It was alost like a museum of cosmos and medieval Europe. First you have a completely FREE tour trough owners collection and at the end you can refresh your self with a nice drink if you choose so. Cant wait to bring my family here.
love to see what this man can do with amazing cultivation simulator
Damn you witchmaster! I doubted you could break this innocent game before I started watching.... And you teached me wrong..
God bless you 😅
Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Get out we don't serve noble gasses in this establishment.
Helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon don't react.
SpiffingBrit:"there's water available for free in the stream; you could scoop it up with your bloody hands"
Lewis:"*SCOOP IT UP with your bloody hands! "
A zombie walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "Can I drink here? I have my ID." The bartender says "Sure thing buddy, but I've never seen a stiff drink."
Looks like a Weatherspoons when you're trying to find the toilet! lol
1) you have a good pub nearby
2)low prices
3)enter pub, can't exit until drink
4)hyperinflation
5)FFFUUUUUUU
In a small game called coffee stand (I think) there was a system called rep and the higher rep you have the more people would buy regardless of what was in it or the price soooooooooo I used a trick to get my rep up quick spam one ingredient in the coffee, milk (there are three ingredients coffee, sugar, and milk you could adjust how much of each you put in their but you'd have to buy the ingredients) so I bought the milk put two cups per serving of coffe everything else stayed the same I then with my rep changed the price from $1 to $10 and people because of the rep and the A.I were forced to buy it and I made hundreds of dollars in the kind of game where you're supposed to only be able to make like $20
Spiffing Brit, I’ve been drinking gallons of Spiffco Tea and through it have taken a psychedelic journey guiding me to a perfectly balanced game for you to play… Egg Inc! Knowing your entrepreneurship, this should be as easy as drinking another cup of Spiffco Tea
this reminded me when i' ve made a business of water in FF14.
i was just buying water for 400 to an npc just to sell it 1000 to the players.
I made 500k of profite before people started to turn on their brain.
Huh...I was kind of pride.
Starting to think American businesses have started watching spiffing brit around now
The way you design the pub much likely what *Let's Game it out* would do with his style of playing games
Spiff's Dad jokes are >9000!
Reanu broke out of Skyrim, the legend spreads.
Him saying "with a cup of tea in hand"
Me drinking coffee:
Spiff wondering why everyone left at 3:15
Overpriced water, seems like every club I went to in China was perfectly balanced
well I'm Portuguese and it's apparently general club practice here to have water at the same or at a higher price than beer (usually 3€ for a small 33cl bottle)
It reminds me of the Oktoberfest, where people pay 15 Euro for a Liter of beer😂😂
Bargain fuse is a beautiful Muse that you just can't lose
Literally anyone named Reeves: exists
Spiff: OMG KEANU
Omg the man the myth the legend
Is this why fuel and everything else has gone up in price, spiff is in control.
It's all part of the master plan to perfectly balance everything.
A termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
I died when you streamed rimworld of all that chicken jokes xD
As a bartender, your joke are on point and I will be using them xD
5 out of 5 Stars... My cousin has transcended to a new level of capitalism, that I myself, Juan Wick, can't even comprehend.I do recommend heading to the bar to see how fast John Wick can consentualy rob you of your money. Well done Cousin!
You missed out on a chance to say "The man, the spiff, the legend."