Pancake...I know you tried...but this video is so inaccurate that it makes me cringe. You forgot all about Italian Xehanort. I'm sorry, I...I..I'm unsubbing...
I hate it when i just want some sliced bread and then i end up banishing my master to the shadow realm and then stabbing everyone i work with including me.
Spoilers for III After realzing he only had 12 Keys, he accepted Sora beat him, He was a graceful loser and to celebrate Soras victory by slicing him some bread and giving him Kairi back. But he then fell and accidentally stabbed Kairi with his Keyblade.
Afterwards, Sora got mad and they fought at Scala Ad Caelum. Xehanort tried to slice some bread, but Sora had learned, and grabbed the whole loaf before Xehanort could fall and stab him.
Then he accidentally fell and made reaction commands come back the he accidentally fell and mad kh4 then he accidentally falls and kills himself and every other organization 13 members sora: well that was easy
Spoilers: until we learned that the Unión Cross player reincarned into an old cloaked man who was then turned into the caretaker of young(er) Xehanort.
Xehanort: “KEYBLADE (Darkness is good).)” Terra: No it’s not. Xehanort: KEYBLADE (Yes it is.) Terra: Okay, I believe you. I’ve never laughed so hard at a channel’s running joke before.
Ansem moved at the speed of darkness to make the plot even more complicated This made everyone hate themselves for trying to keep up with the plot of kingdom hearts XD
Terumi's catchphrase would be "despair!" or "Blazblue!" And the running gag would be "I'm going to kill you now" or "whoops, just lost all my memories."
nah it's simple you just start with the Susano'o getting sick of Amaterasu and leaving the Boundary to be found by humans who use it to discover the Boundary and the Seither that comes from it. Then they find the Master Unit in there and decide to send in some Prime Field Devices to say hi, but one of them says hi too well and becomes god. The people don't like their tools becoming god so they start a big war that's not going super well, so they make the Black Beast to shitstomp the whole world, Prime Fields included, and also make Takamagahara to turn back time so that the world isn't dead but god still is. But it only kind of works. So the Black Beast shows up again in the past and starts killing the world again, but the wizards who secretly live on a hidden island team up with the vampires and werewolves and cat people who secretly live somewhere else start fighting it and are really bad at it so Ragna The Protagonist shows up from 100 years in the future, kinda falls in love with Shit Wizard Celica, and uses his arm which is a Blazblue which is an Azure Grimoir which is just the Black Beast again to freeze the Black Beast in place for a year and then go back to the future. In that year the Six Heroes are formed, with Werewolf Butler Valkenhein, Can Man Jubei, Alchemist Trinity, Really Good Wizard Nine who is Celica's sister, the Susano'o spirit who Nine summoned and which started calling itself Terumi, and the Susano'o body which is possessed by Jin from 100 years in the future and which started calling itself Hakuman. And Nine made Ars Magus which is magic that's not actually magic because it's just Seither from the Boundary and with that they made Armagus which are weapons powered by Seither and dear lord we're not even close to the beginning of the first game yet.
@@android19willpwn Fuck it! Too sum it up: Blazblue is street fighter cept with War, incest, bestiality, necrophilia, time loops, time travel, spin offs and everybody is an idiotic Asshole that you just want to killed them all.
X-BLADE! (Now this is a story all about how Xehanort's life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how Xehanort became the master of a city called Nowhere In west Disney Land born and raised On Destiny Islands was where he spent most of his days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some f-balls outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no badness Started making goodies in his neighborhood He got in one little fight and his mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your other selves to Nowhere." He begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed his suitcase and sent him on his way She gave him a kiss and then she gave him his ticket. He put on his cloak and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad Drinking DARKNESS out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Nowhere living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're goodies, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the master of Nowhere Well, the plane landed and when he came out There was a dude who looked like a Invisible standing there with his name out He ain't trying to get killed yet He just got here He sprang with the quickness like thunder, disappeared He whistled for a gummi and when it came near The license plate said "Heart" and it had dice in the mirror If anything he could say that this gummi was rare But he thought, "Nah, forget it." - "Yo, home to Nowhere." He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And he yelled to the pilot, "Yo home smell ya later." He looked at his kingdom hearts He was finally there To sit on his 13 thrones as the master of Nowhere)
I threw my heart into hell, Split my persona as well, Into the darkness I fell, and now you're in my way I trade my soul for a key, Extend my power with glee, Fulfil my true destiny, but now you're in my way Your glare was holdin', Huge shoes, Keyblade glowin' Empty wind was blowin', Where you think you're going, Sora? Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But my name's Ansem. So submit, maybe? It's hard to stand light Drives me crazy, But My name's Ansem, So submit, maybe? Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But my name's Ansem. So submit, maybe? And all the other worlds, Fell before me, But my name's Ansem, So submit, maybe? You took your time with your role, While into darkness worlds fall, And you know nothing at all, But still, you're in my way. I kill, I posses and steal, I control Darkness with zeal, I don't care how you might feel, But you're in my way. Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But my name's Ansem. So submit, maybe? It's hard to stand light Drives me crazy, But My name's Ansem, So submit, maybe? Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But my name's Ansem. So submit, maybe? And all the other worlds, Fell before me, But my name's Ansem, So submit, maybe?
Sooo union cross was basically the story of all the kids in a baking class trying to make some cake tripped and fell with all the keyblades flying and hitting eachother and that's the truth to all this keyblade war bullshit? ....best ...plot...ever.
I certainly hope that you don't attempt to slice bread near Sora in KH3 with that body-taking keyblade of yours, that would be very unfortunate in your final battle against the seven guardians of light.
You know, I've consumed a lot of kingdom hearts. I've watched the videos, I've played the games. This was the only time I realized that Xehanort is back because we killed his heartless and his nobody. I'm an idiot.
I know this is an old comment and I apologize in advance if it irritates you to have a reply on it after so long, but...had you not played Dream Drop Distance at the time? They explicitly explained that as a central plot point to the game.
How to avoid the Keyblade War in KH3: 1) Destroy all existing loathes of bread. 2) Break Zeenort's legs so he can't trip. 3) Break Zeenort's arms so he can't attempt to slice bread and accidentally stab someone with his Keyblade. 4) Banish Zeenort to the Shadow Re-- I mean Realm of Darkness so he can't escape and be a naughty boy. On second thought, scratch Number 4 - he might enjoy it. It wouldn't be a punishment.
But he'd still have fun in the RoD being able to frolic with the denizens of the DARKNESS. He'd still have fun because he'd be at home with his mates in the DARKNESS. Doing DARK things in DARK places with all the other assholes that live in the Realm of DARKNESS. (No homo. Or maybe yes homo. I dunno, I'm not omniscient.) That wouldn't be a punishment for Master Zeenort. Just a glorified vacation home.
Nomura: Kingdom Hearts 3 will release in 2018 *audience laughter* Nomura: No, really, the only Kingdom Hearts game that has had its release delayed was 2.8, and that wasn't even a production problem but a scheduling conflict with FFXV. This is very reliable information! *audience laughs harder*
ZaktroHD R.I.P. , pancake predicted the future, it’s exactly what happened at the event last night, nomura fell off the stage, then he announced that kh3 was delayed back to Jan 29 2019
Well I came here to say thanks just a pancake for jinxing the kh3 orchestra, you caused Nomura to fall and delay kh3 by including it in the 100% factually accurate backstory of xehanort, thereby causing it to also become true, now we gotta wait till 2019
In Truth Plot wise Nope not for me especially after the add on retcon of KH BBS of what real xehanort looked like and more importantly KH DDD my self reduced to just a heart thing the heartless MOFO is and always will be known as ANSEM - XEHANORT to me and thanks kingdom hearts 3 for really making that official especially knowing where terra heart had been this whole time. Making the Ansem heartless thing make way more sense I mean the dude looks full on xehanort in his prime He’s wearing his clothing His obsession with darkness and and obsession with body snatching and stabbing All of this with non of terra influences in it Ansem never had any terra influence which is why I always questions and said that xehanort and terra can’t be in the same heart/heartless and thanks to KH 3 I WAS F...... right all along I mean what I said above it wasn’t that hard to see I think when Xehanort split himself the second time he not only split the body but the two hearts that where joined together aka terra and xehanort Xehanort heart obviously made the main heartless half Ansem Terra heart -guardian xehanorts shadowy other Just saying
TheLordHelix And Bird Jesus Lately I've been wanting Bill Wurtz to explain the entire timeline of the series like his "history of the entire world, I guess" video, but I think JustAPancake nailed it pretty well.
1:19-1:23 the first 2 hits of the *MEGA DESTRUCTION DARK BALL OF DARKNESS AND DESTRUCTION* it seems really inaccurate so make sure ur enemies are still and off guard like *_erasqueeze_*
I love how you turned the saddest entry in the franchise completely hilarious by the simple act of explaining the goddamn plot. I fuckin' love you mate!
@@slenderminion289, well. Did hate DDD for all the retcons and that plot twist that made everyone confused? Because OHHHH BOY. The Forteller Saga/X Saga, "Xigbar Saga" as you call it is very complicated that started with 5 apprentices and two hooded men (you already know one of them) with one of them thinking about gummi bears. If you like mobile games, go play the X series man! Start with the CGI OVA Kingdom Hearts X Back Cover first.....
You should really create a soundbox app or something with quotes like "Okay I believe you" or "Darkness", "Boom", "Swoosh", "Owchie Owch", "Couac", "(insert Goofy's speech)", etc...
"Brought all the previous versions of Xehanort to the present timeline, this made everyone hate themselves for trying to keep up with the plot of Kingdom Hearts" ACCURATE
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Hi Xehaonort
Which Xehanort? Xehanort's Heartless? Xemnas? Young Xehanort? TerraXehanort? Xigbar? Saix? WHICH IS IT?!?!
Yes
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer
If You Wanna Know Which One, Here's The Answer...
*DARKNESS*
Did That Help?
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer DarkRikuXehanort
Daniel Phillips
Still yes.
Xehanort did nothing wrong. Those were just a few accidents
Curse you bread
Just a Pancake few miscalculations and a tiny attempt to murder, he is an innocent boi.
Just a Pancake I love your videos
Just a Pancake just like the darkness
Pancake...I know you tried...but this video is so inaccurate that it makes me cringe. You forgot all about Italian Xehanort. I'm sorry, I...I..I'm unsubbing...
I hate it when i just want some sliced bread and then i end up banishing my master to the shadow realm and then stabbing everyone i work with including me.
kimzee59
Ya...
It sucks when that happens.
Pretty much a daily occurrence with me, I'm so klutzy...
Xemnas: Unfortunately...I don't...
That’s why I put a wrist strap on my key blade that way only I get stabbed
O K A Y I B E L I E VE Y O U
Spoilers for III
After realzing he only had 12 Keys, he accepted Sora beat him, He was a graceful loser and to celebrate Soras victory by slicing him some bread and giving him Kairi back. But he then fell and accidentally stabbed Kairi with his Keyblade.
And he got a new bread knife
Ok I believe you
@@mojonoahgamer5647 Pffft
Afterwards, Sora got mad and they fought at Scala Ad Caelum. Xehanort tried to slice some bread, but Sora had learned, and grabbed the whole loaf before Xehanort could fall and stab him.
Damn it
“This made everyone hate themselves for trying to keep up with the plot of kingdom hearts” holy shit that is so true
I would legitimately not understand anything about the KH plot without your videos, pancake. Let me slice some bread for you as thanks.
Just be careful not to fall and-
Oh, it's too late.
Nathan Hart * accidentally kills Just a pancake*
And Just-a-Pancake's Heartless Just-a-seeker-of-Pancake ... and his Nobody Pacake-Just-an-X (sorry I can't insert mansex joke here) appear ...
if just a pancake were to split, would that mean he was always more than *just a pancake?*
*O U C H I E O U C H*
"And then he accidentally fell and delayed KH3 to 2019"
Well guess what just happened today
"And then he accidentally fell and made Re:Coded canon."
@@FriendlyArchpriest and then he accidentally fell and made union X2
Then he accidentally fell and made reaction commands come back the he accidentally fell and mad kh4 then he accidentally falls and kills himself and every other organization 13 members sora: well that was easy
@@FriendlyArchpriest recoded is the best game in the series, okay it's actually behind gba CoM. NO I'M NOT JOKING
The real villian in kingdom hearts is the loaf of bread, final boss for kh 3 confirmed
Instead of 13 Xehanorts, we fight 13 loafs of bread. It's what Nomura planned the whole time.
In all seriousness though, I think Xigbar is the true villain of this series. I'm just betting..............
Expert diplomatic skills
*"Okay I believe you."*
But wait... the bread was being possessed by Nomura!
Man this whole plot became unnecessarily complicated because Xehanort couldn't keep his balanced while trying to slice the bread.
He really needs to work in his balance. It's quite inconvenient for everyone around him.
Everyone is either Xehanort or Sora in Kingdom Hearts.
Accurate.
And sometimes Sora is Xehanort
*After Kingdom Hearts 3* Everyone is Ventus and Everyone is Lauriam.
NTG wait really???!!!! 😲😂
DetectiveEthanaterSpiritOfBobbyFulbrightGamer Most likely. 😂
A shitpost does better job explaining the story than a serious in depth lore video
𝐁𝐄𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋
Nomura: *And then he accidentally fell, and delayed Kingdom Hearts until 2019*
Me: You had one job...
If that happens i think we can blame the Final Fantasy 7 Remake for that.
Guys. It happened.
Well what did you expect from the same stupid moron that might have Kairi dump Sora for Axel.
*Oops*
At least it wasn't delayed until *late* 2019...
Overall I give Kingdom Hearts a 7/13.
Cap'nCinnamonBun I thought I saw one of your comments in Nicob's Yakuza 0 vids. Could this be.... Magic?
Daniel Phillips
That Joke Was Worse Than Xion's Character. (This Is A Joke, Some People Take Stuff *TOO* Seriously.)
PessimiztcBurger
But better than yours.
IGN: 6/ 10 too confusing and hard to follow.
PessimiztcBurger
ok I (dont) believe you
And then the Union Cross player character accidentally fell, and was reincarnated as Zeenort.
Spoilers: until we learned that the Unión Cross player reincarned into an old cloaked man who was then turned into the caretaker of young(er) Xehanort.
I think Mickey explained his story better on KH II: "'Cause Nomura thought it would make a good plot twist"
"Everything makes sense now."
Interesting story. They should make a game about this, or something like that.
and they did
There is so much more reality in there than you could possibly imagine. Hearts are connected!
Hell no,that will be to hard ...
Oprah be like:
"YOU GET A KEYBLADE! YOU GET A KEYBLADE!"
Union Cross: HERE'S A KEYBLADE!!! Lauriam: Thank you my good sir.
Keyblades= Super Saiyans
Union X/unchained x in a nutshell
Ok, I forgive you.
I’m not so sure if I should believe you
It'll be the ending of KH3
dadkwashere fuck you were right
@@Hevymin lol
Xehanort: “KEYBLADE (Darkness is good).)”
Terra: No it’s not.
Xehanort: KEYBLADE (Yes it is.)
Terra: Okay, I believe you.
I’ve never laughed so hard at a channel’s running joke before.
SaTbReH shame it’s hard to hear over the narration
Ansem moved at the speed of darkness to make the plot even more complicated
This made everyone hate themselves for trying to keep up with the plot of kingdom hearts
XD
*”Darkness is vary gud.”*
goten_keyblade _master OK I believe you
Because of the darkness
"This makes everyone hate themselves for trying keep up withe plot of Kingdom Hearts"
My experience with Blazblue's plot.
I'd love if someone actually understood Blazblue's plot could make a video series like this one
Because fuck if I can keep up with Blazblue's plot
But then Terumi accidentally fell, and sliced off Ragna's arm.
Terumi's catchphrase would be "despair!" or "Blazblue!" And the running gag would be "I'm going to kill you now" or "whoops, just lost all my memories."
nah it's simple you just start with the Susano'o getting sick of Amaterasu and leaving the Boundary to be found by humans who use it to discover the Boundary and the Seither that comes from it. Then they find the Master Unit in there and decide to send in some Prime Field Devices to say hi, but one of them says hi too well and becomes god. The people don't like their tools becoming god so they start a big war that's not going super well, so they make the Black Beast to shitstomp the whole world, Prime Fields included, and also make Takamagahara to turn back time so that the world isn't dead but god still is. But it only kind of works. So the Black Beast shows up again in the past and starts killing the world again, but the wizards who secretly live on a hidden island team up with the vampires and werewolves and cat people who secretly live somewhere else start fighting it and are really bad at it so Ragna The Protagonist shows up from 100 years in the future, kinda falls in love with Shit Wizard Celica, and uses his arm which is a Blazblue which is an Azure Grimoir which is just the Black Beast again to freeze the Black Beast in place for a year and then go back to the future. In that year the Six Heroes are formed, with Werewolf Butler Valkenhein, Can Man Jubei, Alchemist Trinity, Really Good Wizard Nine who is Celica's sister, the Susano'o spirit who Nine summoned and which started calling itself Terumi, and the Susano'o body which is possessed by Jin from 100 years in the future and which started calling itself Hakuman. And Nine made Ars Magus which is magic that's not actually magic because it's just Seither from the Boundary and with that they made Armagus which are weapons powered by Seither and dear lord we're not even close to the beginning of the first game yet.
@@android19willpwn
Fuck it!
Too sum it up: Blazblue is street fighter cept with War, incest, bestiality, necrophilia, time loops, time travel, spin offs and everybody is an idiotic Asshole that you just want to killed them all.
X-BLADE!
(Now this is a story all about how
Xehanort's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how Xehanort became the master of a city called Nowhere
In west Disney Land born and raised
On Destiny Islands was where he spent most of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some f-balls outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no badness
Started making goodies in his neighborhood
He got in one little fight and his mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your other selves to Nowhere."
He begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed his suitcase and sent him on his way
She gave him a kiss and then she gave him his ticket.
He put on his cloak and said, "I might as well kick it."
First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking DARKNESS out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Nowhere living like?
Hmm, this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're goodies, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the master of Nowhere
Well, the plane landed and when he came out
There was a dude who looked like a Invisible standing there with his name out
He ain't trying to get killed yet
He just got here
He sprang with the quickness like thunder, disappeared
He whistled for a gummi and when it came near
The license plate said "Heart" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything he could say that this gummi was rare
But he thought, "Nah, forget it."
- "Yo, home to Nowhere."
He pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And he yelled to the pilot, "Yo home smell ya later."
He looked at his kingdom hearts
He was finally there
To sit on his 13 thrones as the master of Nowhere)
Bret Ginn Holy shit clap for you. Must've taken a while.
X-BLADE!
(hey that's pretty good)
Was it worth it
I threw my heart into hell,
Split my persona as well,
Into the darkness I fell,
and now you're in my way
I trade my soul for a key,
Extend my power with glee,
Fulfil my true destiny,
but now you're in my way
Your glare was holdin',
Huge shoes, Keyblade glowin'
Empty wind was blowin',
Where you think you're going, Sora?
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?
It's hard to stand light
Drives me crazy,
But My name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?
And all the other worlds,
Fell before me,
But my name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?
You took your time with your role,
While into darkness worlds fall,
And you know nothing at all,
But still, you're in my way.
I kill, I posses and steal,
I control Darkness with zeal,
I don't care how you might feel,
But you're in my way.
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?
It's hard to stand light
Drives me crazy,
But My name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?
Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy.
But my name's Ansem.
So submit, maybe?
And all the other worlds,
Fell before me,
But my name's Ansem,
So submit, maybe?
That was incredible
That's... That's actually a very good summary of his story arc... And almost the whole plot of the series.
How does it feel that Nomura basically turned this video into his actual "sympathetic" backstory
Xehanort just wanted to slice bread, but he doesn't know how to walk (kingdom hearths plot in a nutshell)
"Old man needs *HOT* new body to master forbidden knowledge."
Sooo union cross was basically the story of all the kids in a baking class trying to make some cake tripped and fell with all the keyblades flying and hitting eachother and that's the truth to all this keyblade war bullshit? ....best ...plot...ever.
"By moving at the speed of darkness"
Darkness within darkness awaits you Sonic.
Lol Shad- I mean Dark Edge Boy would say that.
Oh no, slicing bread, my only weakness.
And then he accidently fell and made Kingdom Hearts 2.96645 Final Final Chapter ReMIX &Knuckles
KEYBLADE
( I must buy some new bread )
Be careful not to fall over.
I certainly hope that you don't attempt to slice bread near Sora in KH3 with that body-taking keyblade of yours, that would be very unfortunate in your final battle against the seven guardians of light.
X-blade
Ok I believe you!
*swears in K E Y B L A D E*
The story is so confusing that people believe that Old Xehanort was the one "revived"
"By moving at the speed of darkness"
I die every time I watch that part
You know, I've consumed a lot of kingdom hearts. I've watched the videos, I've played the games. This was the only time I realized that Xehanort is back because we killed his heartless and his nobody.
I'm an idiot.
I know this is an old comment and I apologize in advance if it irritates you to have a reply on it after so long, but...had you not played Dream Drop Distance at the time? They explicitly explained that as a central plot point to the game.
god had a pencil
justapancake had a highlighter
god drew the world
justapancake made it brighter
*O O P S*
Endophin Hi Endo ¶:
Get delayed
to think everything in kh happened because xehanort keeps tryna slice bread with a keyblade
keyblade? I think you mean
*K E Y B L A D E*
X-BLAYDH
I died at the Tommy Wiseau part
How to avoid the Keyblade War in KH3:
1) Destroy all existing loathes of bread.
2) Break Zeenort's legs so he can't trip.
3) Break Zeenort's arms so he can't attempt to slice bread and accidentally stab someone with his Keyblade.
4) Banish Zeenort to the Shadow Re-- I mean Realm of Darkness so he can't escape and be a naughty boy.
On second thought, scratch Number 4 - he might enjoy it. It wouldn't be a punishment.
Or banish him to the RoD and Lock the way outside. That way he'll eventually get bored and it will become a living hell for the guy. :)
But he'd still have fun in the RoD being able to frolic with the denizens of the DARKNESS.
He'd still have fun because he'd be at home with his mates in the DARKNESS. Doing DARK things in DARK places with all the other assholes that live in the Realm of DARKNESS. (No homo. Or maybe yes homo. I dunno, I'm not omniscient.)
That wouldn't be a punishment for Master Zeenort. Just a glorified vacation home.
So, what I gather from this, banish Master Zeenort FROM the RoD? Maybe find a way to take the power of darkness from him, somehow?
You forgot me. I'm coming out of the closet as Xenahort.
why is this the most comprehensive character analysis of kingdom hearts
"No I am not making a Mansex joke." But you just did....twice.
Slowly begins to realize that kh so far has been xehanort’s (xehanorts’?) story.
Holy shit the dark balls of darkness and destruction worked
And now we can include the fact that he was a good guy playing with his pet in a past life
Now we just have to mention that WE have also been Xehanort all along
Nomura: Kingdom Hearts 3 will release in 2018
*audience laughter*
Nomura: No, really, the only Kingdom Hearts game that has had its release delayed was 2.8, and that wasn't even a production problem but a scheduling conflict with FFXV. This is very reliable information!
*audience laughs harder*
Silly Xehanort, He had to slip and create a super complex plot to the game. You are such a nugget
*That nomura joke triggered me at the end Pancake*
ZaktroHD R.I.P. , pancake predicted the future, it’s exactly what happened at the event last night, nomura fell off the stage, then he announced that kh3 was delayed back to Jan 29 2019
SHOW ME -severe mental or physical pain or suffering- ANGUISH
*HERE I C O M E*
WHATS YOURS IS MINE!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THAT GUY SERIOUSLY FUCK HIM
Dankness waits.
*So, show me.*
*That I'm not the only one.*
*That you too can return to this world, for revenge.*
So, this was all because he wanted to slice up some bread.
Okay, I believe you.
Xehanort is just a handsome and kind individual who made only a few accidents because he just wants a cool keyblade
November 2017: And then he accidentally fell and delayed Kingdom Hearts 3 until 2019
September 2018: 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Just a Pancake predicted the future
This is legitimately all I need to send to someone who only played 1 and 2
Well I came here to say thanks just a pancake for jinxing the kh3 orchestra, you caused Nomura to fall and delay kh3 by including it in the 100% factually accurate backstory of xehanort, thereby causing it to also become true, now we gotta wait till 2019
Somehow, this makes more sense than any explanation KH can do.
Honestly I'd wanna see all the members of organisation 13 done in Pancakes masterful Ms paint style.
Xehanort's heartless can only be referred to as "Ansem, the Seeker of Darkness" with that exact cadence and pace. I'm pretty sure it's a law.
In Truth Plot wise Nope not for me especially after the add on retcon of KH BBS of what real xehanort looked like and more importantly KH DDD my self reduced to just a heart thing the heartless MOFO is and always will be known as ANSEM - XEHANORT to me
and thanks kingdom hearts 3 for really making that official especially knowing where terra heart had been this whole time. Making the Ansem heartless thing make way more sense I mean the dude looks full on xehanort in his prime He’s wearing his clothing
His obsession with darkness and and obsession with body snatching and stabbing
All of this with non of terra influences in it Ansem never had any terra influence which is why I always questions and said that xehanort and terra can’t be in the same heart/heartless and thanks to KH 3 I WAS F...... right all along I mean what I said above it wasn’t that hard to see
I think when Xehanort split himself the second time he not only split the body but the two hearts that where joined together aka terra and xehanort
Xehanort heart obviously made the main heartless half Ansem
Terra heart -guardian xehanorts shadowy other
Just saying
This is a really solid KH history lesson Thanks!
TheLordHelix And Bird Jesus Lately I've been wanting Bill Wurtz to explain the entire timeline of the series like his "history of the entire world, I guess" video, but I think JustAPancake nailed it pretty well.
Sliced bread
The main villain of kh
I understand everything now!
"One who knows Nothing cannot Understand anything"
That’s jokes alreaaaaady contained
News guy: So, Xehanort, what motivates your actions?
Xehanort: KEYBLADE! (Translation: I JUST NEED SOME SLICED BREAD!)
for the love of god xehanort
STEP AWAY FROM THE BREAD!!!
1:32
X-Blade (Darkness is good)
No it's not
X-Blade (Yes it is)
Ok, I believe you
"And then he accidentally fell and delayed kh3 to 2019" Wow you predicted the delay of the game from coming 2018-jan/29/2019.
>Xehanort was never stronger, then he lost to Terra's Lingering Will.
Crack me up everytime.
1:19-1:23 the first 2 hits of the *MEGA DESTRUCTION DARK BALL OF DARKNESS AND DESTRUCTION*
it seems really inaccurate so make sure ur enemies are still and off guard like *_erasqueeze_*
Obviously, the culprit of all this chaos is the bread.
Curse you bread! You and your gluten!
I love how you turned the saddest entry in the franchise completely hilarious by the simple act of explaining the goddamn plot. I fuckin' love you mate!
Kingdom Bread
LMAO! DYING @ 1:28 - Eraqus: "Okay, I *Forgive* you."
D A R K N E S S within D A R K N E S S
the true villain of kingdom hearts was the bread
This is actually pretty well explained, and very simply too.
Let's see if the Xigbar Saga is less complicated.
Surely Nomura learned from his mistake, right? Right?
Pffft...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
*place laughter meme for more laughter*
Seriously man, you haven’t played the X series didn’t you?
@@jasonnguyen5663 Nope!
@@slenderminion289, well. Did hate DDD for all the retcons and that plot twist that made everyone confused?
Because OHHHH BOY. The Forteller Saga/X Saga, "Xigbar Saga" as you call it is very complicated that started with 5 apprentices and two hooded men (you already know one of them) with one of them thinking about gummi bears. If you like mobile games, go play the X series man! Start with the CGI OVA Kingdom Hearts X Back Cover first.....
RUNNING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF *D A R K N E S S*
Zeenort the Edgehog 2.5 Battle Final Mix
You should really create a soundbox app or something with quotes like "Okay I believe you" or "Darkness", "Boom", "Swoosh", "Owchie Owch", "Couac", "(insert Goofy's speech)", etc...
Moral: NEVER let Xehanort slice you some bread.
This video honestly did a better job at explaining the story than anything else I've watched
This is the most in-depth character analysis I have ever seen.
Holy shit. the ending was real.
Nomura tripped and delayed the game to 2019.
‘The speed of Darkness’ is the one of the best lines from the series.
2:38 Hey look, its LUXU!
1:49 AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
3:40
YOU PREDICTED THE FUTURE!
The Pancake predicted the future
Your art is fabulous
the ,, the ending of union x , ,, , , ,
This was hilarious. You kept me laughing almost the entire time
We need an update video.
"No I'm not making the Mansex joke"
....👏🏻
Just finished BBS and this is just what i needed to (kind of) understand whAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
And that's how Pancake predicted the delay of the game with the power of D A R K N E S S and sliced bread
This video is brilliant. Thank you.
Being deadly honest, your video made me understand more the plot of the game than most videos which explain with detail wtf happened in 3D.
And then KHIII was actually delayed until 2019
This is video is prophetic, he predicted the release date
"The Room" reference took me by surprise. Well done, you are a master of your craft.
"Brought all the previous versions of Xehanort to the present timeline, this made everyone hate themselves for trying to keep up with the plot of Kingdom Hearts" ACCURATE