I Became the Worst Child a Parent Could Have
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- I Became the Worst Child a Parent Could Have
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ABOUT: New Life
New life game is a text choices simulation gaming app rating for users 15 years and older. You start off Newlife in a random character at birth with a pair of parents tasked with raising you and then allows you to make text-based choices that will impact how the life of your character you are playing turns out from birth until death.
#graystillplays #indie #simulation
Apparently when you commit enough crimes you eventually just break the game...
Omg
Fish
That sucks
Welp
Yo, that's pretty epic
“You’ve been promoted to president of your technology corporation”
“How!? I’m a terrible person!”
I don’t think you know how this works.
The ultimate showman That’s exactly why he got promoted
But thats how the technology corporation mafia works right
The corporation uses humans as test subjects so I don’t see the issue here
Hi
Did Google translate write the script?
“I became the worst child a parent could have”
I felt that.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache what the
Everyone felt that.
Ro-News With Nitro me too, this dudes an icon
Where's your mustache?
I see you a lot
"Was born in Manila, Philippines"
"I was the result of a Valentines one night stand"
That sums up my whole life
*P H*
Ah yes...
Miami's slightly refined, Asian cousin
But instead of bud lite, we have SMB
Very true
Hello, fellow Filipino!
"You hide in a trash can"
"The cops cant find you."
*thief simulator intensifies*
my dad used to sell crack back in the 80s. He made a lot of money that way. Always had strangers of the worst sort coming through the house. Worst part was that I didnt even get a family discount
Tf
*OOF*
Ah, yes. The 80s. Where everyone was high on crack and did the moonwalk
WHAT THE HELL you should report your dad to the police then you’ll probably get it
@@camtron2469 it's was the 80 people did worse and sold worse
All the cracks about the grammar and the fact that every event text has at least one emoji in it made me think. Maybe instead of developers google translating their games, they should just translate it into emojis. Emojis are universal.
Unless you're on reddit
*[It's big brain time]*
Lol
But the rude finger is different in each language, so if i send a middle finger they might say thanks!
Robert Schmidt or you could just get BitLife
me: can we get bitlife
mom: we have bitlife at home
bitlife at home:
lol ya
I wanna see him playing BitLife and AltLife!
I think he's already done that
@@missyburcham6915 Yeah he has videos of them on his channel. 😸
Well well well
He didn't play bitlife
I meant bitlife
Gray: More Valentines day one night stands dammit
Me (Who was born on V-day): *I call those b i r t h d a y p r e s e n t s*
Lol
Now that's a r/cursedcomment xD
How many bedside tables do you have by now???
@@gracehowell. 1) More than IKEA
2)...Your name isn't too welcome in these parts, *G R A C E*
@@Moth.Monarch wtf does that mean
“Your mother forgot to vaccinate you.”
*sorry John enjoy the last 2 years of your life*
0/10 didnt die at age 3
Did y’all revise that the gif of the girl in red dancing at hitting the child is just the VOCALOIDs ™️ MEIKO and レン
I truly wonder how many poor innocent souls were extraculated in today's video.
at first I thought it said ejaculated.
I misread as "evacuated"
@jediphilosopher
I... I dunno what that even means.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 prolly cause it's not a a real word 🤔
Extracted?
I don’t think the game knows what bisexual means
probably the translation
Lol
Same
yep
Lol
Are we just gonna gloss over the fact that this man was asked out by Hailee Steinfeld and Liam Hemsworth said no? 😂
I was just thinking the same thing😂
Gray, make a household with tons of toddlers (make sure they dont age up and cant do anything for themselves) and a couple adults, eventually get all the toddlers taken so the adults all get depressed and die.
Maison Marshall Y E S.
I wanna see this now
Child abuse are not okay kappa
I know but killing or abusing people isn't okay but people still do it
@@besser-nicht Have you SEEN any of gray's videos?
7:38
I think this game has a fundamental misunderstanding of what bisexual is.
I don't know depending on the person they might like guys more than girls and still be bisexual. That or it's a weak excuse to break up with her.
"I became the worst child a parent could have"
*_Aren't you already that child?_*
Wow
I actually agree
@NecroX Animationsツ that's not really rare
You should play bitlife! You can commit crimes when you first turn 18, it's in the activities section on the right and you can even escape jail! :)
i- who inhales an entire pillow in their sleep without suffocating and violently dying
Someone who chews very well.
@@samsonguy10k *visual panic*
@@samsonguy10k oh f-
“Ah whatever theatre I’m going to be lying my whole life anyway”
Quote of the year
As a Pinoy who lives in the Philippines
John Hunter is similar to one of my friend
coincidentally
his first name is John aswell...
"i became the worse child a parent could have"
Me: *of course I know him, he's me*
Pancake TV r/suicidebywords
0:35 it says that the dad is a drug lord-
I thought that was Spleens' job..
"How did I get burned? She did this to me didn't she?"
Todoroki level: 100
you are the only youtuber that genuinely makes me laugh, i started watching you a week ago and you make my day everytime, i hope you have a good christmas. keep doing what youre doing
“Am I a joke to you?”
- Bitlife
"Save your scolding for when my knife goes into your kidney." We always can count on Grey to take things to the murderous extreme. We appreciate you.
You got burned and now have a forever scar"
Todoroki:Backstory
This game is just like Bitlife only it uses Android emojis instead of IOS
I noticed that
The superior emoji
And Molang, and KakaoTalk, and LINE....
August ROSE yep even I have iPhone and that one is cuter
Google emojis, actually.
7:47
Bi means both
That makes no sense
0:01 HELLO FROM THE PHILIPPINES 🇵🇭
6:09 You get burnt by your mom...
*Todoroki intensifies*
He is yoshikage kira, but without a hand fetish
I know that name came from
@@imjustdonewithyouandyourbs2490 Who doesn't?
@@MayHugger me
@@alperince4268 Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Literally every school nurse: 2:26
0:43 any vocaloid fans recognize Meiko and Rin in that gif?
I was waiting for someone to mention that lol
I was scrolling after commenting about that to see if anyone else got it, Meiko probably had too much sake
Oh i thought it was rin
Len i mean
Isn't that len and not rin?
"More valentine's day one night stands DAMMIT!"
Gray there's already an overpopulation problem.
0:45 Meiko, Rin?
(I think Meiko had too much alcohol)
"You were suffer from stomach ache"
English 100
Clothes are gay because they come out of the closet... *AND THATS GAY*
Edit: this was not meant to be a homophobic comment, and i also dont know what it has to do with the video im too lazy to rewatch it
And that's awesome! ❤️💛💚💙💜
So... What I get from this is that all straight people are naked 24/7... Honestly that would make life a lot easier for me as a gay guy... It'd also make something else a LOT harder...
@@lucascyr98 ....
I use a drawer.
How does this have to do with the video though? Don't get me wrong, im pan and non binary. But I'm just a tiny bit confused.
"Alright, we have to be the DVD before we can become the thumb with hair." I don't know why that made me laugh so much lmaooo
No ones talking about how the partner was 60 years younger
10:13 The word "Linh tinh" is in Vietnamese
"Linh tinh" mean "Miscellaneous" in English
I see Gray upload
Me: Yay I get to die of laughter again
Random woman in game: Lives to be 89.
Queen Elizabeth II: Are u challenging me?
Literally one of my favorite channels
9:46 hey Gray, this is the IRS. Stop now or face the consequences
Hey look 0:25 He's born in the Manila,Philippines also where i live in
Edit:Did someone know Philippines?
True
"your brain was banged, your finger was scratched, and your mouth was inverted" is the most glorious translation fail I've seen in a while
I don't think this game understands bisexuality.
"How did I get -6 Health? Did I have to fight off IRS ninjas?"
Silly Gray, ninjas don't exist. Just ask one (if you can find him) & he'll tell you so.
Baby Hitler, the one thing baby Yoda couldn't beat
“We have to become a DVD before we can become a thumb with hair.”
0:42
That Is Amazing.
That Is Actually MEIKO And Kagamine Rin.
What.
4:55 that was too casual
I wonder how he finds all these games
Black Magic
He has powers
Are they on steam? Cuz i really want to play these
Well you see he just types in "games that makes people suffer" into the play store and steam and boom games pop up
@@shadyshadow545 yes
"Clearly we must do the suck."
5:20 They’re clearly eating at Jim Pickens’ restaurant.
6:37 It’s 12:12 and I am therefore forced to suppress my laughter. This showcase of mental strength will make me forever stronger.
6:19 What writing while doing meth looks like. Also, it did say 'random'.
THAT FIRST GIF WAS MEIKO HITTING RIN WITH HER ASS I'M-
*WHEEZE*
I can validate that is in fact straight out of an EMS book
3:00 What no option to join in on the beeting?
7:11 appearance: *sixpack*
When you’re Filipino and see the first part of the video:
Fun fact: Someone who liked your comment are filipinos
Father: **is a drug dealer**
Filipino President: Are you sure about that?
Game: “you get a burn on your face that your mom doesn’t know how to fix”
Me: Uh- Okay Todoroki 2.0👀
2:36 Yet?
0:46 are those Meiko and Len??? Lmfao 😂
I wonder if the mom ever thinks, “What is with my husband??”
9:55 "IRS ninjas" lol!
Mom, can i have bitlife
Mom: We have bitlife at home
Bitlife at home:
6:35 I'm pretty sure he used to live below us, but it wasn't phone lines... we put cameras into his apartment and followed him from room to room.
Do a Colab with Emkay
yeet the evie What kind of video would that be? Just curious what they would do together.
I saw you in another video and spent 5 minutes looking at your profile picture and here we go again. Was it r/blessed images or Cinema sins?
Lol
Soul Seeker34 lol I think it would be the blessed images
Master-Of-Dreams probably a gaming one but what ever one that they want is fine
0:42 I like how the mom is a vocal synthesizer and the child is also a vocal synthesizer in the gif LMAO
The mom is MEIKO
And the kid is Kagamine Rin
How many people think Gray should play Bitlife?????
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
“Fighting of IRS ninja.”
-Grey 2019
The country where he is born in, everything seems legit lol
I love how they broke up with you because your bisexual, when the definition of bisexual is attracted to 2 or more genders. So like, they just broke up with you because they didn't like you, and nothing to do with there sexuality.
6:34 WHAT?!?!?!?!?! XD
11:46 XD
If you got burned...on your face...and your mother did that to you...DOES THAT MAKE YOU TODOROKI?!?!
Graystillplays come on I’m not surprised, what’s next? Becoming the Chinese President and giving North Korea all the damn nuclear weapons?
More nuclear fallout damnit
that kids dad the drug lord was sweatin bullets when the cops came to the door for that prank call
4:10 one of these things is not like the others
Grey: dies from pufferfish
Minectafters: wait this is illegal
0:56 oh look molang
3:03 and kakaotalk ryan
At 2:00 he should have said life is 90% bad stuff 10% ok stuff 0% good stuff
You should play BitLife you can make very bad decisions in that game to don’t worry!
You never fail to make my day gray XD
Game:Your boyfriend is bisexual
His character:is a girl
WTF BISEXUAL MEANS YOU LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS
gacha S'mores maybe you wrote this wrong and I haven’t gotten to that part in the video but like just because you’re in a straight relationship doesn’t mean you’re not bisexual. I’m in a straight closed relationship and me and my boyfriend are pansexual
You wrote this wrong love. Didn’t give enough context 👍🏻
Another translation mistake, the dude was probably Beesexual, all over them horny hornets. :P
@@Infirito_Ekra hahaha nice xs
@@Infirito_Ekra Considering a friend just recommended a sub to me called r/HoneyFuckers (because I showed them the full-body of my bee girl avatar), this comment is too relevant to me.
0:43 I gotta say, that's a pretty smooth animation right there
0:48 mom rave
I miss him playing these type of games
Ahh grey destroys world again
New video damnit
0:46 man, I'm like 21 hours late but this is the only time VOCALOID make me regret for found this video in the first place
Any chance us homies could get some Planet Zoo content for Christmas??? :)
1:00 These fellas are cute, it’s from a cute wholesome Japanese like cartoon called mölang
0:41 Is that a dancing chubby MEIKO? And it looks like Len walks into her.
Kavina Derrow I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING, ITS MEIKO and either Rin or Len it's too quick for me to tell hahaha
@@Metallic_Ashes I think I saw a little ponytail or something for a few frames.
MetallicAshes Yup :3 I love that gif. It’s Rin that walks into her (you can see her bow on her head)
Just a suggestion, you could play this game called No Time, it has a story but it’s just a sandbox time travel game, with a rebranded bttf delorean. You could probably find a way to destroy the universe
5:29 SON OF A BI-
WHERE MY VOCALOID PEOPLE AT?????? 0:48