the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai
I've never been so invested in European history. It makes me wonder what else I missed in grade school. I'm excited to learn about Ohio's invasion of Luxembourg.
You should do a clay diorama of a giant chat-demon with a thousand faces, each of those faces doing random inputs until they win. A demonic chat hivemind, basically
It’s funny how this is usually how AI games go, with Doug trying to use logic and the AI always steers it in the other direction, but when Chat goes at it with absolute nonsense it just matches the AI’s nonsense and just works.
I love how Chatistan had three leaders: The Supreme Moderator, The Emperor, and The God Emperor. From what I could tell The Emperor led the armies, The Supreme Moderator controlled the country, and The God Emperor was like a holy figure.
Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.
the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again
My favorite part was how when Doug was about to take over Luxembourg, the chatistan emperor appeared and stalled by creating an infinite logic paradox so the timeline was rerolled lol Also, poor France. Got their cities blown up by cannons and then their population destroyed by a plague for no reason
the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan
29:50 I case you couldn’t figure it out, Doug’s emperor went to chat to the president of Ireland, who then disappeared and turned into the emperor of Ireland, Doug threatened him with his sword, so with only one option, he put on a bulletproof vest and accepted his fate, just then the actual president came back and agreed to sign the treaty with dougtopia
the chat emperor shouting that you can't kill him cause you he doesnt have a weapon and hes going to decimate you in unarmed combat is absolutely what chat would do and is absolutely hilarious
The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying
Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested? Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*
Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.
The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?
Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe. We'll have to wait and see where that leads.
The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.
Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army
There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.
I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor
The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two. Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".
The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.
If i had a nickel for every time Twitch chat made an incredibly stupid decision and it worked out in their favor, I'd be more powerful than them at the end of this video, when they have conquered all of europe
I love how all of Doug's turns end up with the AI creating somewhat logical results, or at least results that make sense for the context. Then Chat's turns end up with a random fire-breathing giant Emperor spawning out of nowhere.
Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure." DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries* Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."
The fact that chat started with the pope,. Promptly lost him/her three time and ultimately won by allying with hell is just... The character development...
I love how Doug does nothing but offer beer, and then things get super confusing like the rulers are drunk and cant remember where they are or which country to invade.
33:43 the way this whole horse encounter went makes it seem like the horses are like super weapons almost like giant mechs but a horse instead, and that the Doug’s empower is trying to regain his horse, which chatistani empower is standing on, except it’s not and the horse not being guarded is his. And somehow having no weapons or armor makes someone invincible somehow in this lore LMAO. And then it just got into a time loop and kept repeating
I love how it starts out semi-realistic and then just slowly starts going absolutely insane until eventually we own HELL and I are married to the devil
The AI when Doug tries to do anything: You get drunk and fight your own allies and they kill all your bears. The Dutch leader won't ally with you because he's gay. The AI when Chat tries to do anything: Sure, here you go! It's not even your turn but I turned your Emperor into a god and had him single-handedly stop Doug's takeover of Luxembourg! :)
I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.
This is an amazing concept. I really hope this becomes a series where you carry on from the last time until you capture every country and then have one final battle to decide who the overall winner is.
Chat: “Hey, let’s do all of this wild and wacky shit!” The AI: “And so they did wild and wacky shit for one sentence. And then the Girlboss Army slaughtered everyone. The End”
Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D
For anyone who wasn’t there when this happened on twitch, Dougtopia and Chatistan went on to join together through the marriage of their children as the next generation (all according to Novel AI of course). It was truly beautiful.
lmao, that bit with the bears was insane. "Let's go offer an alliance of peace to the country we're already in an alliance of peace with." "Holy smokes, they killed ALL of our bears." "Oh well."
No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.
@@AmiriTheGrey The style looks a lot like midjourney. Keep in mind thats one of the paid AIs though, I'd suggest looking into Stable Diffusion if you have any interest in that stuff
@@AmiriTheGrey Probably Stable Diffusion It's completely free and open source, it's able to be ran locally Paid options are Dall-E 2 (Although I think you can get it free on a waitlist? Idk), and Midjourney So either Stable Diffusion or Midjourney (The style does remind me of midjourney...)
Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.
The reason that the Dutch didn't want to alliance themselves with Dougtopia because the Dutch emperor was gay is such a thing of beauty. 10/10 storyline
Its funny how Doug didn't catch that the Princess of Dougtopia is both the Emperor's daughter and wife, and that they both are in an open relationship where the Emperor will marry the Princess to anyone she chooses. Also, the Princess is originally Belgian, which implies that she was a Belgian girl adopted into the Dougtopia's royal family.
This was an incredible ride, so many twists and turns. You think it's start to slow down them BAM chat is venturing into Hell to find their God Emperor
It's funny how during the start of the stream Doug didn't think adding Luxembourg would make a difference but it ends up being one of the main centerpiece of this campaign
As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day
I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao
I just love how it recontextualizes the past scenes with the emperor. Like when they took over France some normal guy wasn’t leading the gunicorns but instead it was the god emperor of mandkind
@@Knalxz No no, that was not him. That was the (mortal) Emperor. Chatistan was ruled by the Emperor and moderated by the Supreme Moderator until the God Emperor took over (with Satan as his consort).
"Okay that is a new special resource: Cannons on Horses. And as a reminder the Girlboss army is currently killing the cities of France and the Pope is somewhere in the woods. I've still got Beer" The best out of context quote ever. of all time
@@thatgayguy9365 Don't forget the cellphone so it sounds like you are talking to someone else. Make them ask what the hell kind of history/party are you going too XD
@@cathalmolloy2002 Depending on the time period, England should have had Meath instead of Northern Ireland. Also Ireland itself was split up into clans IIRC. Doug clearly made no attempt to use an accurate map tho. It'd be very interesting to see how this would go on the EU4 map.
"But the final blow comes when the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person, and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is." Damn. The AI foreshadowed the true nature of the Chatistani God Emperor, and it did it COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY. I need a polished novelization of this war, and I need it BAD.
I love that pisswasser, which translates to piss water made it into the video. In germany we think that the beer americans drink is pisswasser thats why we got our Reinheitsgebot.
Seeing the chat yelling, You already have Switzerland! while Doug continues completely oblivious leading to his newly invented Battle Bears being destroyed was absolute treat
honestly i would love nothing more then for this to become and actual series on the channel where you continue the "lore" of this. im rooting for the underdog of dougtopia, i mean chatistan has literally joined forces with satan and has a powerful army, a god emperor, and horse cannons dougtopia is clearly outmatched. BUT the emperor of dougtopia is a chad he was alone in the center of ireland and despite being surrounded he drew his sword and threatened the entire country into joining him and handing over vital information. what im trying to get at is while chatistan has more power its leadership is messy and obviously evil constantly scareing off the pope and marrying satan, and while dougtopia has far less power it is obviously a nation of baddasses never relying on petty tricks such as plagues to win its battles.
this is a new series we're calling "A.I. Invasion", I absolutely love it, new episode next week invading the USA
next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374
Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man
Cool
We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.
This is a great series!
i love how the ai on doug's side was torn between him being a friendly beer dad and some super schemer who sets up dastardly traps everwhere
@here is the full clip no.
Just you wait until you meet Dougkota's Army General....
marriages*
I mean that does perfectly describe Doug
Dadstardly traps
I love the fact that every single one of Chatistan's popes cannot physically help it but to run into the fucking woods at the smallest hint of danger
And that piano sound effect killed me.
I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?
@@agayelephant where the holiness does his business, is his business
Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.
popes are like deer
the fact that dougtopia managed to invent battle bears and then lose them in a singular turn to their own allies, no less, while chatistan was just given a giant fire-breathing god emperor completely unprompted...........are we sure twitch chat isn't secretly controlling this ai
RIGGED?
@@zedmercury2605 No, it was just planned from the start
@@namelessworm1879 *The game was rigged from the start*
I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.
We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*
That means that hell can now compete in Eurovision
Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.
I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too
Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣
France is already in though?
what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨
I've never been so invested in European history. It makes me wonder what else I missed in grade school. I'm excited to learn about Ohio's invasion of Luxembourg.
Oh hey I love your videos! Was not expecting to see you chilling in a DougDoug comment section, but it makes total sense
Oh hey, didn't expect to see you down here. I love your videos!
Love your stuff, did not expect to see you on a dougdoug video
I definitely did not expect this. When are we getting the eldritch abomination diorama of Doug vs. Chat?
You should do a clay diorama of a giant chat-demon with a thousand faces, each of those faces doing random inputs until they win. A demonic chat hivemind, basically
It’s funny how this is usually how AI games go, with Doug trying to use logic and the AI always steers it in the other direction, but when Chat goes at it with absolute nonsense it just matches the AI’s nonsense and just works.
You call giving allies beer "logic"?
@@GusThePrankster no, I call it “chilling with the boys”
@@GusThePrankster It's a historical strategy.
@@LordVader1094 true, it is historically how stalin won at kursk
@@piyo744 I thought Stalin won at Kursk by having more tanks
The Queen and the Dougtopian Emperor constantly forgetting that they already met via dementia was the icing on the cake.
its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out
@@funnynameforme4091 what the hell
@@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!
@@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?
@@funnynameforme4091 no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?
I love how strong Luxembourg was in this. In reality a single person with a pitchfork could probably take over Luxembourg if they really wanted to
Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.
That's where you're wrong. The god emperor of Luxembourg has two pitchforks.
@@plasmakitten4261team Luxembourg forever
@@spidey1100Mein-Got!
Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!
I love how Chatistan had three leaders: The Supreme Moderator, The Emperor, and The God Emperor. From what I could tell The Emperor led the armies, The Supreme Moderator controlled the country, and The God Emperor was like a holy figure.
Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.
@@ammarahsan2157 i feel like the god emperor was just the old emperor but he ascended, the supreme moderator seemed to fight with the girlboss army
the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again
The unholy trinity of Chatistan
@@josiahsimmons9866 this!!
My favorite part was how when Doug was about to take over Luxembourg, the chatistan emperor appeared and stalled by creating an infinite logic paradox so the timeline was rerolled lol
Also, poor France. Got their cities blown up by cannons and then their population destroyed by a plague for no reason
Twitch chat stunlock as a military strategy
the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan
They deserved it. They were fr*nch
Chat filibuster
29:50 I case you couldn’t figure it out, Doug’s emperor went to chat to the president of Ireland, who then disappeared and turned into the emperor of Ireland, Doug threatened him with his sword, so with only one option, he put on a bulletproof vest and accepted his fate, just then the actual president came back and agreed to sign the treaty with dougtopia
There was a fake Michael Higgins?
Thanks for the clarification
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I love how half the time the AI decides to ignore what's its given and makes its own story based on what it already knew
the chat emperor shouting that you can't kill him cause you he doesnt have a weapon and hes going to decimate you in unarmed combat is absolutely what chat would do and is absolutely hilarious
built different
I think its hilarious it was easier to release a god emperor from hell then convince the pope to come out of the forest
Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..
LMFAO
I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"
@@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does
How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)
the chat, after losing the pope many times, decided to abandon the light and embrace the dark
It has The Mob controlling it after all...
no pope? aight demon emperor.
Literally fromsoftware lore
@@jackrobinson520 AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA 😂
Chat: "Seduce Luxenberg"
Doug: "No, it has to make some logical sense"
*3 videos later*
Chat: Tries to seduce the zoo's welcome sign
I see no problem with this
Must’ve meant logistical sense
the only issue was that he'd just invaded luxembourg, otherwise it'd be fine
As long as it's consistent, who cares what the rules are!
The fact that chat flawlessly executed a rescue of their God Emperor from hell, while Doug randomly was unable to ally with the Netherlands because the king was gay has me dying
The chat literally dominated the game lol
This is a great quote to use out of context
*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*
Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested?
Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*
@@absurddive chatopia: yo god emporor
God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*
I love that chat started with the Pope, a prominent religious figure, and ended with a political marriage to Satan. An absolute 180 on it all, really.
Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.
The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?
Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe.
We'll have to wait and see where that leads.
@@LORdREDSTOneNR1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy.
Wait…
Actually it's not that far from reality.. pope is not good.
The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg being one of the most contested territories in this entire conflict, and the place where chatistan revealed they had dark sorcery.
Every time Doug went to make an alliance with another leader, I ended up laughing my ass off because the leaders always suspect him of some 4D chess sinister plot, then they immediately eviscerate Doug's army
Yeah meanwhile the chatistan army instantly just marries people (married satan and someone in Britain aha)
That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.
Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy
Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.
Twitch chat starting in Vatican City and ending with marrying Satan is such a classic Twitch chat move.
True didn't even notice that one. It truly was as if the AI became sentient to perfectly represent twitch chat
This is why twitch chat is the main character
The diplomatic equivalent of setting yourself on fire in the bathroom
There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.
@our hero ok
I love how, unprompted in every battle, the AI decides to have the Girlboss army slaughter all the civilians
Ehhh what's a little civilian slaughter? Friends let friends massacre civilians, after all.
Maybe the AI thought it was an army of girl "bosses"?
Based.
@@pluto3194 every time i see this reference it makes me happy.
@@simonsoupshark8009
I love being able to make it whenever I can
The single piano note every time we see the picture of the escaping Pope is killing me every time.
the hollow knight ost is crazy
i love how it gets slightly shorter each time
the plot twist of the Chatistani Emperor being a ruthless giant god with dragon's breath was so out of left field it just DESTROYED me.
I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage
the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor
The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two.
Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".
i was cry laughing the whole section
The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.
@Bully peter ah another bot
Twitch chat: "let's research and invent gunpowder"
AI: "YOU INVENT CANONS, STRAPP THEM ONTO HORSES AND BLOW UP FRANCE!!"
@Joshua Roehl yes, a comment bot is finally here. Piss off, will you
@Joshua Roehl what is it?
@@peakay5769 a bot, ignore and report it
Twitch chat: can we get guns?
Ai: Well, horse canons it is
The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.
not enough people are talking about how "Eat the Pope" was almost chosen over "Kill the Pope and blame Italy"
How different the story would have been
@@lemonlupinreuben5362 pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed
Every time it shows the Pope AI generated image I laugh again
The Pope running into the forest every single time had my crying laughing. Incredible video doug
*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*
What’s actually terrifying though is that Twitch Chat actually has a much higher population than Vatican City IRL
And by being a bunch of simps, they definitely would make the pope some random girl
@@someonehere83 YES
@@someonehere83 they can’t stop all of is
Yeah all 5 of us
I love chat spamming "RIGGED" when anything even remotely good happens for Dougtopia
And in the end they ended up getting the ai's favor
Except when there was a marriage, in which case they were spamming "DIVORCE."
It checks out, though.
NovelAI dev here: There's a much better model than Clio, Kayra. Thanks for using us!
Ok
Jesus that is a lot
hoipefully he sees this for next time XD
I want Doug to use me too
@@TH3MongooseOfficial 😰
Twitch Chat:
-Literaly kills the Pope
-Has Gunicorns
-Brings their God Emperor back from Hell
-Makes a pact with Satan
Doug Doug:
-Beer
And a girlboss army
dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD
Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!
@@ChaoZzBladex I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?
@@ChaoZzBladex And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.
If i had a nickel for every time Twitch chat made an incredibly stupid decision and it worked out in their favor, I'd be more powerful than them at the end of this video, when they have conquered all of europe
These are all bots
Dont mind DougBot
And this why chat is the main character.
And Luxembourg
@Queen Elizabeth 🅥 aren't you dead?
That invasion of Luxembourg when Doug was trying to take it from chat with the painted horses basically turned into a Monthy Python skit.
Oh wow lol that sounds exactly like something something that would actually happen in the movie 😂
That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Like a scene straight out of Holy Grail!
"What about my horse?"
"It's not actually a Dougtopian horse, but a Chatistani horse merely painted to look as such!"
Ye I can see it
@@noonstar3435 "what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden horse?"
"What, a Dougtopian horse or a Chatistani horse?"
this is by far the greatest piece of viewer interaction and entertainment I've ever seen on Twitch!
I love how casually France gets absolutely demolished at any chance there is, even by their own allies
France: *Gets blown up* "What'd we do that time?!"
Chatistan: "Nothing. We just don't like you."
France: "WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE HERE!"
Chatistan: "True... But you have committed the egregious sin of being French."
me, a French person : *why*
Historical accuracy is the AI’s top priority
@@trashgamer7716 *grrrrrrrrrrr*
I love how all of Doug's turns end up with the AI creating somewhat logical results, or at least results that make sense for the context. Then Chat's turns end up with a random fire-breathing giant Emperor spawning out of nowhere.
Nah, the God Emperor appeared in Doug's turn; chat's influence invaded his turn.
Doug has max charisma but keeps rolling a natural 1, and twitch chat has zero stats but keeps getting 20s
this is insanely accurate
Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER
Truly the most accurate representation of dnd
Nah bro chat has max wisdom
@@physix6180 but no intelligence
Me: "Oh hey, DougDoug started in my home country Germany. I wonder how he will start his adventure."
DougDoug: *starts attacking surrounding countries*
Me: "Yep, that seems familiar."
And of course his first target was Switzerland.
@@mlpfanboy1701 soooo historically accurate amirite
I mean, he needs the beer. So…
@@plasmakitten4261 it was many years before.... wait hang on wouldn't it be the Germanic tribe?
@@alextinsley574 It would be the Holy Roman Empire, assuming the time period was A.D. 1000
As a swiss, I can confirm that every turn of events regarding my country here was undeniably accurate.
same for germany. nobody likes us but they'll drink our beer with us before we start a fight :S
Bro, it's hilarious how hard it actually is to invade switzerland.
Aargauer btw, much love to you
FUNNY FOOTAGE OF Andrew ŔÄPING HIS DOG :
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As a devil, I can confirm that every turn of events regarding my realm here was undeniably accurate
The fact that chat started with the pope,. Promptly lost him/her three time and ultimately won by allying with hell is just... The character development...
oh my god i didn't even notice that
I love how Doug does nothing but offer beer, and then things get super confusing like the rulers are drunk and cant remember where they are or which country to invade.
i guess that beer was so good, it made the AI drunk.
that would explain the giant horses thing.
and a lot others, really.
33:43 the way this whole horse encounter went makes it seem like the horses are like super weapons almost like giant mechs but a horse instead, and that the Doug’s empower is trying to regain his horse, which chatistani empower is standing on, except it’s not and the horse not being guarded is his. And somehow having no weapons or armor makes someone invincible somehow in this lore LMAO. And then it just got into a time loop and kept repeating
I love how it starts out semi-realistic and then just slowly starts going absolutely insane until eventually we own HELL and I are married to the devil
When chatistan's resources are reset for the sequel, just say the Devil took them in the divorce.
@@DamageSix the sequel is just in a country across the sea makeing it hard to share resources
@@Blue-fg8vt Oh, to have your supply lines and logistical trains be at the whims of a capricious god emperor and malicious devil...
@@DamageSix A train across the sea? I don't think we have that at modern times, but with the power of the god emperor who says what can happen
@@DamageSix something something Warhammer
The AI when Doug tries to do anything: You get drunk and fight your own allies and they kill all your bears. The Dutch leader won't ally with you because he's gay.
The AI when Chat tries to do anything: Sure, here you go! It's not even your turn but I turned your Emperor into a god and had him single-handedly stop Doug's takeover of Luxembourg! :)
Genuinely Rigged in chat's favor
Gardan Ramsay meme
And then the Pope runs away.
The Netherlands was the first countries to legalize gay marriage in modern day. So I guess it's not that weird.
@@skyblade7438 I mean, they did make an alliance with Satan
the whole "painted horse" part was so confusing yet amazingly hilarious
sounded like a lunatic with how much i was laughing
the painted horse timeline feels like dream logic lmfao
E
It reminded me of a anime card game battle.
It’s basically a Monty python skit
I laughed so hard that my father literally came across our apartment to ask if I was hurt or sth or why I was laughing
Ok, It's not even been a minute and from what I see this is a simple game of "Alcoholism VS Christianity"
Hmmm yes Christianity...
@@LORdREDSTOneNR1chatistanity
@@Lazare7782 Chat insanity
@@Lazare7782divorchatisitianity
@@hyhena-gaming9986 chatsatanity
Finest example of German diplomacy:
"Please drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please"
This comment deserves more likes
Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)
as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please
And then expands to east ...
And then you discover that it's ok, but the Belgian is better.
Even in AI simulations, Switzerland manages to strive for neutrality.
And France continues to lose
E
And nobody is attacking Sweden
@@creepycrupper7731 those sweet iron stores bro
I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.
Chatistan: Actually doing battles, treaties, immortal girlboss armies and running Popes.
Dougtopia: So......have you tasted my beer?
@im calling saul the bot's sentient?
@im calling saul wait what
Lmao, this video was stupidity funny.
@@arandomkobold8403 no, they just made the bot send 2 messages
@Bully peter at least use the rickroll or something else that isn't the video they're trying to spread
Lmao poor Doug the AI was screwing him at literally every turn while giving random god powers to chat every chance it got hahaha
This is an amazing concept. I really hope this becomes a series where you carry on from the last time until you capture every country and then have one final battle to decide who the overall winner is.
It is a series, but each one is independent.
this could be the next CPUCS
There's already an American version of this on his VOD channel
Bro twitch chat made an alliance with hell
@@zacharywoloszynski4258 oh my god yes
As a Portuguese citizen, I'm ashamed I've never realized that Hell was just up north.
Imagine if alien historians come across a corrupted version of this video and try to translate it and use this as a human history
What's to say they didn't time travel and do that, which is why they haven't shown themselves to us now? They're scared out of their minds.
They say the entire history of Rome may or may not have been mythical. The history of Europe may or may not be a dumb TH-cam video.
Chat: “Hey, let’s do all of this wild and wacky shit!”
The AI: “And so they did wild and wacky shit for one sentence. And then the Girlboss Army slaughtered everyone. The End”
i like how chat keep saying "RIGGED" after doug got an good turn, while the AI casually give them an free god emperor
exactly what i was thinking the whole 2nd half video! lol
They even got to keep their girl boss army after the second pope ran away with them
That escalated way too hard ngl
Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D
Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D
"Chatistan looking for their God Emporer"
How the hell did this turn into a warhammer 40k fantasy
They even got Sororitas in two turns!
Well, tbh, they did have the Sororitas and two ecclesiarchs so that kinda works out
Humans in 40k: the Emperor returning _is_ quite the fantasy... 😢
Took me 10 minutes to find a 40K comment finally
They literally rescued the god emperor from the warp
17:25 Doug This is why you should just take the win when it says “you win” in giant bold letters
For anyone who wasn’t there when this happened on twitch, Dougtopia and Chatistan went on to join together through the marriage of their children as the next generation (all according to Novel AI of course). It was truly beautiful.
I'm surprised it wasn't in the video. Loved that part
@just i c e Misleading people is lame as shit.
Two of my best friends were telling me about this stream and I am soo glad I finally get to see the video.
secret ending
Everytime Chat loses a pope into the woods I like to think all the popes formed together to make a pope village in the forest
Vatican 2.0
Chatistan should attempt to conquer pope village next tume
@@pokegard
*"new Vatican City"*
😂
hidden villige of the pope
lmao, that bit with the bears was insane.
"Let's go offer an alliance of peace to the country we're already in an alliance of peace with."
"Holy smokes, they killed ALL of our bears."
"Oh well."
No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.
E
@@EEEEEEEE *EEE*
@@EEEEEEEE WHO ARE YOU, YOU EVEN COMMENTED ON ONE OF MINE VIDEOS, WHO ARE YOU
@@lolvondgf *EEEEE*
"their starting resource is.."
" *POPE.* "
damn man i never knew the pope was a resource
Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.
It's literally the only resource Vatican City has, so yes he is
@@aqua3234this was the start. This is what started the pope obsession
12:17 the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is.
The God Empreror was foreshadowed!
Omg
What a twist
Now that's good writing.
GAME OF THRONES STYLE!
Holy shit
Holy shit the ai generated images accompanying this one made it so much funnier for some reason. 11/10 Skynet approved.
What program was used?
@@AmiriTheGrey The style looks a lot like midjourney. Keep in mind thats one of the paid AIs though, I'd suggest looking into Stable Diffusion if you have any interest in that stuff
the pope walking into the forest flashing on screen had me crying. i love ytp-esque jokes.
@@AmiriTheGrey Probably Stable Diffusion
It's completely free and open source, it's able to be ran locally
Paid options are Dall-E 2 (Although I think you can get it free on a waitlist? Idk), and Midjourney
So either Stable Diffusion or Midjourney (The style does remind me of midjourney...)
I didn’t entirely expect this to turn into a video, but I’m incredibly glad it did.
same
The bots have finally lost it
OK these replies are actually getting excessive what the hell
@Queen Elizabeth 🅥 wtf bots can talk
The bot accounts that reply to each other are part of the same operation. They won't interact with real people.
Well Doug there were indeed elephants in Switzerland. Very briefly. A lot of them fell off the mountains. A guy named Hannibal thought the Alps were a nice place for elephants.
I'm so glad this is going to be a series, I could literally watch hours of this and not be bored. It is perfectly unpredictably batshit crazy
FUNNY FOOTAGE OF KENNY RÄPING a LION :
th-cam.com/video/CWfd8OjWkwg/w-d-xo.html
The reason that the Dutch didn't want to alliance themselves with Dougtopia because the Dutch emperor was gay is such a thing of beauty. 10/10 storyline
Foiled by the only thing stronger than a list of European leaders, homosexuality.
As a pansexual Dutch-Australian, I love to see the beautiful representation
As a dutch I fully support this
finally, some realistic representation for the gays
@@everhartpetrichor ph
"This has the chance to either be really entertaining or be really, really stupid" - Considering this is a DougDoug video, it's always both outcomes.
We fought through the underworld, to the gate of hell itself, for our god emperor!
Name a more iconic duo than The Pope and fleeing into the forest
"The Pope is a girl, by the way," is a sentence I'll be sprinkling in casual conversation from now on.
I'd love to hear that conversation.
Popess Joan.
lol
Pope juana
There might have been a woman pope in medieval times, pope Joan... or it might have been 13th century fake news, who knows...
Literally every Leader in History: "The estimated losses from invading Switzerland are HOW MUCH!?"
Douglas' first action: "I will invade Switzerland."
@Bully peter your apology for filling the reply section with hot garbage?
@our hero you’re just as bad
@our hero 💀💀💀
@our hero you are indeed our hero.
not sure how to feel about my comment's replies being a hotspot for sending suspicious links now
The painting of the pope in the woods every time something like that is mentioned is gold ☠️
I fucking died at it its so funny
The Hollow Knight music does it for me.
0:49 "This has the chance to be really entertaining but most likely it's going to be really really stupid." You just summarized the entire internet.
Chat: gets a god emperor, horse cannons, and a marriage to Satan.
Doug: gets a list
And beer. Do not underestimate beer. Wars have literally been waged over beer.
@@vetreas366 and bears, but they died so it doesn't matter
dont be fooled, with the list they now know who the emporer of chatistan is and can stand a chance against them
@@shade3370 nope the list was from 2021 so chatistan is not on it
He let chats shit slide way more
Its funny how Doug didn't catch that the Princess of Dougtopia is both the Emperor's daughter and wife, and that they both are in an open relationship where the Emperor will marry the Princess to anyone she chooses. Also, the Princess is originally Belgian, which implies that she was a Belgian girl adopted into the Dougtopia's royal family.
Thats kinda wholesome
I think that the wife thing was part of the emperors plan
Do you know the show "beatiful"?
@@potatoyes5 the adoption part right? *Right???*
Seems like the average Crusader Kings game to me.
This was an incredible ride, so many twists and turns. You think it's start to slow down them BAM chat is venturing into Hell to find their God Emperor
and attempting to get Satan into marriage with him
wtf DougDoug ist so schlecht geworden, das ist viel besser th-cam.com/video/BtB4FebTSnU/w-d-xo.html
@@sqerxfan7828 maybe but unlike you i don't speak German
@@sqerxfan7828 Jeder geht anders mit der Trennung von Bibi und Julienco um
Bro try to make your own video about this but it's instead you trying to do all the gym leaders and elite 4, it's
F r e e
C o n t e n t
Love the attempt on the AI's part to have a Trojan Horse, and absolutely screwing it up.
Doug’s invasion of Luxembourg back fired on him, so hard that the Emperor of Mankind manifested himself.
It backfired so hard that the emperor of man kind healed himself from near death just to fight boug and marry Satan
All hail the Man-emperor of Mankind!
I think the AI stuck with the running theme of Doug losing lol
Imagine he gets like four people to do this with and they all start in different areas of the world. Could be amazing.
*4 streamer chats
That just sounds like Parkzer, A crew, and Z crew to me
Parkzer, DougDoug , Chat and The Chris snack family (they will roll a dice to get the number)
I'd just prefer it stick to him and twitch chat. Though splitting them up alphabetically could be real funny.
Like Risk or Axis & Allies, but left to an AI with the potential plot twists that come with it!
It's funny how during the start of the stream Doug didn't think adding Luxembourg would make a difference but it ends up being one of the main centerpiece of this campaign
Just imagine if he had added Liechtenstein
As a pole (person froom Poland) I live the fact that when explaining what you and twitch chat can do you made an arrow to invade Poland. Love the accuracy of what would germany do when it would want to invade every country..., again. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day
I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao
As someone who's watched all 3 of the AI invasion streams let me tell yall its all downhill from here in the best way possible
Three?? Oh boy
@@TheDragonSeer yeah the most recent one was invading the solar system
I fucking love that before the first reset it just became a halo game
With Zoo invasion's release, I still think USA is #1 and this one is #2
@@drpill6531 USA? More like Saul Goodman
I love how the AI just casually mentioned in the middle of a war that the Chatistan emperor is a GIANT.
And then decides screw it they are also a god
I just love how it recontextualizes the past scenes with the emperor. Like when they took over France some normal guy wasn’t leading the gunicorns but instead it was the god emperor of mandkind
@@Knalxz No no, that was not him. That was the (mortal) Emperor. Chatistan was ruled by the Emperor and moderated by the Supreme Moderator until the God Emperor took over (with Satan as his consort).
@@Rwtheking Rigged, but since it's in favor of chat they will accept it.
I mean, chat does consist of a lot of people
"Okay that is a new special resource: Cannons on Horses. And as a reminder the Girlboss army is currently killing the cities of France and the Pope is somewhere in the woods. I've still got Beer"
The best out of context quote ever. of all time
I'm gonna walk around and somewhat follow people, say this while scribbling in a notebook, and then either speed up and pass them or slow down.
@@thatgayguy9365 Don't forget the cellphone so it sounds like you are talking to someone else. Make them ask what the hell kind of history/party are you going too XD
@@ronger97 oh my God it's perfect!
It's the schizophrenic of ramblings of my drunken uncle.
Even better than "I am Diablo the Cheater! I'm a god! I run an interdimensional sex simulator powered by a fucking necromancer!"?
Ah! I see how the AI knows that us Luxembourgers don’t fall for cheap tricks and bribery!
I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade
"You've painted yourself into a corner" is the most hilarious line I heard in this video, I am literally irl crying of laughter
The circle-conversation about the painting of the horses was perfect
But don't you get it? They tricked them into painting the WRONG horse, by tricking them into painting the wrong horse!
Splatoon:
I just love dougdoug mindlessly unifying Ireland with his chat screaming at him
To be fair we hadn't been invaded by Britain at that point
I just wanna point out that 21 Irish soldiers took on England and won
@@cathalmolloy2002 Depending on the time period, England should have had Meath instead of Northern Ireland. Also Ireland itself was split up into clans IIRC. Doug clearly made no attempt to use an accurate map tho. It'd be very interesting to see how this would go on the EU4 map.
"But the final blow comes when the Emperor of Chatistan shows up in person, and the French people realize what Chatistan truly is."
Damn. The AI foreshadowed the true nature of the Chatistani God Emperor, and it did it COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONALLY.
I need a polished novelization of this war, and I need it BAD.
Beautiful, i need more
There better be a blooper section of that book with Horse Paint debate!
All the rerolls were actually illusions created by the god emperor
The Chatistan Emperor is/was the best part of the entire vid/stream.
Alright , I will work on it for fun. I probably be releasing it in Google doc in the discord
I love that pisswasser, which translates to piss water made it into the video. In germany we think that the beer americans drink is pisswasser thats why we got our Reinheitsgebot.
Dude most alcoholic drinks here suck ass only certain wines taste anywhere close to good
I want someone to make the Luxembourg 'wrong horse' battle into an incredibly high effort animation
Or a monty python skit
@@akisa7865 but the horses would have to be coconuts
I want to see this entire thing animated. But that's asking a lot.
We've painted the wrong horse.. NOOO
I’m imagining something like the animation of the jelloapocolypse ace attorney key sketch
I need like this as a permanent series. Its wayy to chaotic fun to stop.
yes
In the stream yesterday we decided on a name of how to call this format. So this is definitely at least getting another episode
@@schlemdem6200 :D
*I love how the Dutch heard about Belgium's royal marriage-alliance to their south, and decided that it wasn't for them.*
WHY DOES CHAT HAVE A GOD AS EMPEROR WHILE DOUGTOPTIA JUST HAS SOME DRUNK DUDE💀
DougDoug: "Are you sure you guys want to do that?"
Twitch Chat: "Do all our popes shit in the woods?"
@@rockcactus5586 thx bro
This is the most underrated comment on this website.
This gave me the longest laugh I've had in a while.
Seeing the chat yelling, You already have Switzerland! while Doug continues completely oblivious leading to his newly invented Battle Bears being destroyed was absolute treat
I mean, in his defense, it was the A.I. who did it. I don't think he had much of a choice
Chat tried to keep things fair for the most part, surprisingly enough
Fun Drinking Game: take a shot of delicious German beer every time the Pope is in the woods
*out drunk in the woods*
*along with...the pope.*
Doug: *has any kind of success*
Chat: RIGGED
Also chat: fucking steamrolling Europe with big dommy mommy soldiers and a random god emperor who has dragon powers
honestly i would love nothing more then for this to become and actual series on the channel where you continue the "lore" of this. im rooting for the underdog of dougtopia, i mean chatistan has literally joined forces with satan and has a powerful army, a god emperor, and horse cannons dougtopia is clearly outmatched. BUT the emperor of dougtopia is a chad he was alone in the center of ireland and despite being surrounded he drew his sword and threatened the entire country into joining him and handing over vital information. what im trying to get at is while chatistan has more power its leadership is messy and obviously evil constantly scareing off the pope and marrying satan, and while dougtopia has far less power it is obviously a nation of baddasses never relying on petty tricks such as plagues to win its battles.
If you look close in the history books you will notice that chat also always kills the civilian population whereever they go
And Dougtopia has a resource more powerful than any of Chatistan's combined,
Beer.
Just wait, dougs editing the vod of twitchchat and doug conquering the united states and its even better. I’ll leave you with 2 words. Space pope.
@@TrickyNixon2505 Don't forget balls, remember the balls.
Hail Chatistan