This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I've seen Martin demolish grandmasters and obliterate Stockfish, and I think it's finally time that he got a taste of his own medicine.
Well actually Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard were the only two of Henry VIII's wives that were executed. Neither died of hanging and were both beheaded. This gambit wouldn't make sense.
I've always found it impossible to learn anything from Martin (or other of the beginner bots) because they almost never punish you for anything, so you only realize mistakes you've made during the game review.
Martin does not exist to teach. Martin is the 'every- child- in -the-class- gets- a- ribbon' Bot. Its about rewarding participation. he's the' You get an A in PE for dressing down' Bot@@Novacification
@@Novacification playing with stockfish 3 I could get to the endgame so rarely, that whenever I got there I never knew what to do. Now im getting better at it. Martin gives you a fast way to get there, be it the very easy one
Seeing Levy talk to his Martins reminds me a lot of the narrator in The Stanley Parable. Starting out fine but slowly going more and more insane as the game goes on.
ugh i know this example is a joke but people so frequently misuse 'non-euclidean'... yes, portals are non-euclidean, but you know what else is? a circle
Martin created so many memorable and unique moments in this, this is truly one for the ages. White's king going on a leisurely stroll while his kingdom is shattered, the double en-passant not being taken, black's queen surviving for so long only to be left out to dry, the list goes on.
I know Levi thinks this is just a meme. But little does he know this is how chess was meant to be played! The drama, the tactics, the mind games! Martin is chess distilled to its purest form.
I'm pretty sure MartinChessBot is just this simple : If(CheckCheckmate(IN_1)) {PlayThatMove(); Celebrate();} else { PickRandomValidMove(); PlayThatMove(); PickNose(); } XD Get those newbies feelin good about themselves before they get crushed by Mittens.
I love how the first move marten made was h5 and eventually moving the pown almost all the way down and makes it a key roll in chek mate, from the first to the last.
At 11:22, I thought levy was going to take the opportunity to again share his childhood trauma of dad turning around the car when only minutes from the destination. Not this time though
I told my 5-year-old little brother yesterday that Martian was actually a super high level bot, and the look of happiness on his face when he beat him made me smile. *It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.* (EDIT:) The way the work was done did not need to be honest… it was honest work because the intentions, and results, were genuine. -OverHeed 2023 (EDIT 2:) THIS, Is what it means to be a good brother. Give your sibling hope and joy.
Yk Levy just cringing at Martin not taking it at 16:25 is just comedy gold. Can we get some respect in the comments please for levy not losing his brain at this crucial moment.
Bruh I played against Martin once and lost, and considering how you're saying he's completely terrible at chess I'm guessing I'm even worse for losing against him
@GothamChess I'll tell you right now, if not for the content itself, your sense of humor is enough to bring me back to your increasingly underrated videos. Bravo with this one. I feel like I just listened to the end of an audiobook or watched a short film. You do a great job of immersing us into your videos, keep it up. We appreciate it Gotham.
Audiobook? It felt to me like someone trying to reason with the most unhinged madmen as they keep building hope only to utterly crush it every single time with no fail
Идеально, добавить нечего. Автор гений. Очень всё доходчиво, без воды, учтены все детали, всё объяснено. Стиль повествования приятный, голос располагающий к себе, примеры с чуваком и остальные просто вышка!
At 7:09 Martin could move his b2 pawn to b3 and black takes on b3 white takes on c3 then black move idk where then knight c4 black moves and then knight to e5 stopping then d6 paw from taking because then it will be check but know I’m realizing that the f7 knight can take the e5 knight
This is like the completely stoppable object fighting against the very moveable force.
you even mixed them up... wow
U high or smthng?
It was right there, so easy, and you fucked it up. Better strap that helmet on tighter.
@@anonymousboy3068 Y E S
@@minecrafting_ilthat was the joke
9:20 "Both pawns can passant at the same time"
This needs to be a move where they fuse and instantly promote.
Yes. Someone. Reinvent chess and add that.
@@QuasoIsNotFoodjust did it, i present:
EL STALEMATE
If you have a double en passant you can capture one piece and switch your 2 pawns with a knight
@Lucky_Guy_Does fr
@@QuasoIsNotFood i agree.
Archon from SC II.
Martin is a genius in disguise he planned out a whole mate in 131 white even made his first move
Never take the Martin Gambit, It's a trap.
Which Martin?
@@planexto9554 whichever one won i lowkey forgot
@@planexto9554 the african american one
This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. I've seen Martin demolish grandmasters and obliterate Stockfish, and I think it's finally time that he got a taste of his own medicine.
I think Martin is a serious contender for World Chess Championship. Sleep with one eye open, Ding.
@@tasmaniansloth8631 what do you mean serious contender, there is no competition against him.
hey son.
@@htut3299 fr
@@htut3299 that is actually true
He never misses mate in 1, a grandmaster in disguise
That's the idea. He's a GM going easy on his kids.
@@bable6314 Wait so are we, the chess players, his kids?
i mean he missed m2
@@zombieslayer1468A m2 is to easy. Only a true GM finds mate in 1
@@gmkid387 even magnus has missed a mate in 1 in a classical game
"Martin is essentially playing chess with 75% of his brain physically removed from his skull"
Huge respect to this man💀
at least mark the time
@@Brainbuster5:00
*14:48*
I tried that and lost 💀… school, lack of sleep and no food does scary things to your brain
I just spit my coffee out laughing so hard. Haven’t had a laugh like that in a minute
“ martin finishes quickly that’s why he has children “ 💀😂
I was looking for this comment 💀
@@nasiromar7389 same lol
"Black Martin playing like a GM"
@@No._.Name.177 same
@@nasiromar7389 same
The evaluation bar doing sit-ups after 19:45 is just absolutely unreal
💀
😂😂
🤣😂😂😂
Love the phrasing 💀
I can literally hear the cartoon slide whistle noises as it goes up and down
"And then Martin hangs his queen"
Ah, the Henry VIII gambit.
Chess needs to add this
@@CygnusX2I agree
Well actually Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard were the only two of Henry VIII's wives that were executed. Neither died of hanging and were both beheaded. This gambit wouldn't make sense.
@@ketimmi8109 awww you ruined the jokes
In case you don't know, Henry VIII had a reputation for divorcing and beheading his wives just for insulting him
Martin vs Martin is a game of such high level that us mere humans are just not able to understand, truly a battle of the Champions
Truly the chess moment of times
GOTHAM CHESS COPIED THE THUMBNAIL AND VIDEO IDEA FROM TOMEK JASKÓŁKA!!!!!!
@@DailyPodcastDose1 thumbnail, no idea yes. Welcome to the world of TH-cam
😂😂
@@sridharbalasubramani i hate u stupid
I’ve always thought Martin is designed to be the grandmaster dad who plays with his kids, trying his best to let them win and learn from the game.
I've always found it impossible to learn anything from Martin (or other of the beginner bots) because they almost never punish you for anything, so you only realize mistakes you've made during the game review.
Martin does not exist to teach. Martin is the 'every- child- in -the-class- gets- a- ribbon' Bot. Its about rewarding participation. he's the' You get an A in PE for dressing down' Bot@@Novacification
@@Novacification he's more like the bots in pubg, he's there to give a first taste of the game to whoever's playing
Idk if this is bad but I tied and a few times failed against Martin
@@Novacification playing with stockfish 3 I could get to the endgame so rarely, that whenever I got there I never knew what to do. Now im getting better at it. Martin gives you a fast way to get there, be it the very easy one
Its like watching two old men with dementia momentarily regain lapses of judgement and then sinking back into dementia mindlessly shuffling the pieces
Can we just take, like, at least a year of silence to appreciate how absolutely amazing Levi's narration skills are?!
Levy's
@@joshuahietala5174 whatever, you know what i mean
Ah yes Levi Ackerman has the best narration skills
@@Rip_Dark. :|
bot
Honestly, never missing Mate in One is an impressive skill.
I wonder if he still finds mate in 1, when the 1 is en passant
@@nintendonerdsvideos4727 He does. I gave him the position from Magnus' game where he got e. p. mated and Martin found it.
thanks, that's pretty awesome@@big_beethoven
we need to see how many "Mistakes, Blunders, and Missed Wins" both of them had in after match evaluation
Seeing Levy talk to his Martins reminds me a lot of the narrator in The Stanley Parable. Starting out fine but slowly going more and more insane as the game goes on.
the Martin Parable.
I think the best way to describe Martin’s strategy of chess would be “Non-Euclidean”
I disagree, ChatGPT is the one who plays non-Euclidean chess
No-one knows what GM Martin thinks about
ugh i know this example is a joke but people so frequently misuse 'non-euclidean'... yes, portals are non-euclidean, but you know what else is? a circle
Who said anything about pprtals
@@somethingfunnyig nobody here, but in other examples
This is the definition of "never let them see your next move"
Martin has elevated this even further with "Never let them understand your next move."
"Never let them your next move" 💀
Never next move.
Never move.
Never win
Martin is a visionary. He envisions tactics that no one else understands and that's what makes him a genius
Tactics not even he comprehends
*Proceeds to trade a Mercedes for a Suzuki
The bar on the side:📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📈📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📈
Fr💀
Fr 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
yes. you just need to understand who/what martin is and read the title to understand this
📈📉📈📉📉📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
A closeup of my kitchen knife (it's serrated): 📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📈📉
Martin created so many memorable and unique moments in this, this is truly one for the ages. White's king going on a leisurely stroll while his kingdom is shattered, the double en-passant not being taken, black's queen surviving for so long only to be left out to dry, the list goes on.
5:05 bro what did martin do to you 💀
no chill 💀
Martin is the type of guy to protect his queen when it’s being attacked by a pawn
Aren't you supposed to do that?
@@CST1992 If you do that you trade a queen for a pawn
@@Chuusuisetsujojutsu Oh, I gotcha - the opponent takes the queen anyway.
Me when I was 200 Elo
Hey sorry but can u explain further what u meant ik u answered slightly but if u could be a bit more descriptive I’d appreciate it
"But you parked the car like two miles away"
the disappointment and exasperation at 11:32...man, that's good stuff
I had the volume really low and thought he said "burned the car", which arguably would've been even more apt.
most impressed by levy's ELOquence at this point. this description of the middle game from 7:30 onwards is just legendary stuff
KNEE SLAPPER.
As a bulgarian I can confirm that Martin is indeed Veselin Topalov's coach
As a Bulgarian I also confirm
Indeed
Wait bulgarians are real?
@@cannonfodder9248 I'm from there and we're not really real
@@МартинЙонков-ж3п as a non bulgarian i can confirm
I know Levi thinks this is just a meme. But little does he know this is how chess was meant to be played! The drama, the tactics, the mind games! Martin is chess distilled to its purest form.
Sadly... There is a hidden Martin inside each and every one of us
Sadly?
Martin is inside me
PAUSE
Yum
I want martin in me so very badly 🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🧌🧌🧌
I wanna meet the person who had the idea of Martin, and the person who programmed Martin.
bot
I'm pretty sure MartinChessBot is just this simple :
If(CheckCheckmate(IN_1)) {PlayThatMove(); Celebrate();}
else {
PickRandomValidMove();
PlayThatMove();
PickNose();
}
XD
Get those newbies feelin good about themselves before they get crushed by Mittens.
@@MrWisski Nope. For loop for every 20 moves(to make a good one and balance the game)
@@Blinkers2007GameDev
@@MrWisski wut?
5:34 “ Omg black Martin, well a I have no evidence of that” 😭
This was way more entertaining than watching two grandmasters play to a draw. I will keep saying that until someone convinces me otherwise.
I mean the unhinged moves with the garantee that he always takes the mate in 1 truly is the peak of chess entertainment
This proves that a perfect game of chess isn’t always a draw
5:04 alright bro what
W
5:35 is the most regrettable thing levy has said 😅😅😅
😢
I knew a " black martin " was coming somewhere in the video when i clicked on this XD
@@stash_of_g xd
WHYBARE THE PIECES WHITE AND BLACK?? ITS RACIST “BLACK QUEEN” LIKE HUH?
💀💀
Such a good commentary by levy, it felt like i was watching a world cup finale
*hahaha, Martin would' be there probably some billion years later*
I love how the first move marten made was h5 and eventually moving the pown almost all the way down and makes it a key roll in chek mate, from the first to the last.
Martin never fails to disappoint in the most entertaining way
Martin didnt entertain levy entertain
bot
Bro sur dukh gya ye game dekh kr😂
Here comes the "disappoint" word again ironically *disappointing* me
Martin vs Martin
Truly the duel of all time.
I can't even beat Martin.
Whatttttt!!!!
I can barely beat martin
Same
bruh him is trash
I beat martin hes sooooooo eazy
At 11:22, I thought levy was going to take the opportunity to again share his childhood trauma of dad turning around the car when only minutes from the destination. Not this time though
I was laughing so damn hard I nearly called the ambulance, “Martin preforms shadow rook clone jitsu” got me dying!
*14:48* *"Martin is playing chess with 75% of his brain removed from his skull."* 😂
Wait.... He has brain?
This truly was one of the chess matches of all time.
I told my 5-year-old little brother yesterday that Martian was actually a super high level bot, and the look of happiness on his face when he beat him made me smile.
*It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.*
(EDIT:)
The way the work was done did not need to be honest… it was honest work because the intentions, and results, were genuine.
-OverHeed 2023
(EDIT 2:) THIS, Is what it means to be a good brother. Give your sibling hope and joy.
you lied to him.
@@vivanity9750 He was given hope
You are the brother I aspire to be
is it honest if you lied
Its not honest though…
8:28 "And maybe he'll return all the other pieces to their places" 💀💀
20:03 "Why is the bishop around back no one gave it permission" ....
7:15 Levy: "and now, the villain is ahead" when black is winning 👀👀
Yk Levy just cringing at Martin not taking it at 16:25 is just comedy gold. Can we get some respect in the comments please for levy not losing his brain at this crucial moment.
Martin won in Martin vs Martin what a legend.
Martin has ascended so many dimensions that every move is one that we couldn't possibly comprehend
I believe his only purpose is to make Levy suffer
Bruh I played against Martin once and lost, and considering how you're saying he's completely terrible at chess I'm guessing I'm even worse for losing against him
Martin be like : Finaly, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary.
@GothamChess
I'll tell you right now, if not for the content itself, your sense of humor is enough to bring me back to your increasingly underrated videos. Bravo with this one. I feel like I just listened to the end of an audiobook or watched a short film. You do a great job of immersing us into your videos, keep it up. We appreciate it Gotham.
Audiobook? It felt to me like someone trying to reason with the most unhinged madmen as they keep building hope only to utterly crush it every single time with no fail
Идеально, добавить нечего. Автор гений. Очень всё доходчиво, без воды, учтены все детали, всё объяснено. Стиль повествования приятный, голос располагающий к себе, примеры с чуваком и остальные просто вышка!
18:13 Levy has officially lost it.
Rook shadow clone jutsu 😂
16:17 made me laugh so hard
Martin is actually better at finding checkmate than me
14:40 and the next two minutes are the most hilarious thing and I'm here for it
good god i was dying at every "QUEEN TO F- oh"
absolutely hilarious
11:52 LMAOO EVEN THE CURSOR WAS STUNNED💀
22:06 Finish
0:00 Start
As a 250 ELO rated guy, I can confirm this is how i play
I don't think you play more than 100 moves a game
At 18:00 levi full on forgets to breathe
8:26 ”king Moves back to homeland and then probably all the other pieces will do that”😂😂
Martin vs martin is like your trying to set a world record for the amount of blunders in a game.
16:46 old Levi, talking about the ones that are watching still the video
Martin is actually genius.
Its like getting all the questions wrong on a MCQ.
21:26 And there the voice went away
And he sacrifices… HIS VOICE!!!!!!!!
"Martin finishes quickly..."
Takes 131 moves for the game to end.
Martin is essentially playing with already 75% of his mind out of his skull..☠️😂
6:50 highly advanced players, playing the Botez Gambit accepted
9:30 well Martin is certainly not going to get any more kids now (Pipi brick)
8:40 “The king is just enjoying a walk while his queen is brutally ki**ed”😂😂😂😂
12:56 he was right….😂
0:13 how would I watch a “keep hovering to play” length video
9:16 double en passant
16:14 is a lethal dose of assuring levy that Martin is truly an idiot
11:15 Martin slipped mouse 😂
Martin is basically Stockfish with his short term memory removed 15:50
"LOOK AT THIS TETRIS-PIECE BATTLESHIP FORMATION" nearly made me spit out my lunch in laughter
I play like Martin yet I still can’t defeat Martin
6:56 Ngl even a 1 elo wouldnt do that ;-;
Somebody programmed martin so that he plays like a god in the early game with the white peices.
I like how Amir is basically Martin except he doesn’t let his kids win against him and tells them he is a GM 😅
15:35 I fr thought the game ended
Me too
3:28 ah yes, who could forget the intercontinental ballistic missile
I love that move!
Martin is so good that even GothamChess can't explain his moves!
I absolutely love the part at 12:24
Martin vs Martin is just each player trying to checkmate themselves but each person refusing out of good sport 😂
12:49 maybe it all was just a dream?
The fact that Levy didn't give them honorary GM titles says it all 😂
martinbot seems to let some checkmates slip intentionally to let their opponent learn, or atleast thats what I like to think
18:18 We need a song.
11:44
When I saw that the queen and king were being forked and that the eval didn’t drop, I thought I was having a stroke.
5:40 ‘Black Martin… well I have no evidence of that’ 😂😂😂
18:24 TETRIS
knight spin triple
16:00 THE MOST STUPID MARTIN MOVE IN ALL OF HISTORY BOYS
“queen f1 checkmate” *me checking how long is left of the video to know if he does another game*😂😂
11:10 its misclick
18:35 I laughed so loud on that moment
3:22 Martin accidentaly made the Ballistic Missile Gambit
Funny
Or is it a real gambit?
At 7:09 Martin could move his b2 pawn to b3 and black takes on b3 white takes on c3 then black move idk where then knight c4 black moves and then knight to e5 stopping then d6 paw from taking because then it will be check but know I’m realizing that the f7 knight can take the e5 knight