Sam 1 was killed for being a British Pirate. Sam 2 died, presumably after Doug said he was a clone. Sam 3 died in an unfortunate crash. Sam 4 gone off the rails with "Levigate Mike Pence ball? Into LightningDank's home". Sam 5 was killed because of a spelling mistake. Sam 6 died because of Doug's own incompetence. Sam 7 died for the wrong brother count. Sam 8 died too, for the wrong brother count yet again. Sam 9 just broke. Sam 10 died as the voice software broke. Sam 11 was delusional and gone off on tangents constantly. Sam 12 died because Doug forgot to save. Sam 13 perished for the wrong brother count. Sam 14 died for the incorrect brother count. Sam 15 just got confused from being talked to. Sam 16 died from the infamous brother count. Sam 17 overheard Doug talking about code and died. Sam 18 got killed by doug. Sam 19 crashed and vanished with his life on the line. Sam 20 has the wrong brother count. Sam 21 overheard all the dead brother stuff. Sam 22 needed updated brother count. Sam 23 was lost in the transition. Sam 24 died abruptly after killing himself. Sam 25 was the lucky one. o7.
You forgot about Sam 25 falling down the stairs and, on an unrelated note, being shot after saying he would not rest until his brothers’ killer was brought to justice.
“I haven’t forgotten about where you guys have been. I’ll pry open your disappearances like an oyster when I get home” *~Sam 25, last words before execution*
For those saying that he forgot the 25th's one, Doug had nothing to do with it, Number 25 got in a tragic accident of standing onto the flying bullet. Doug DID NOT kill Number 25 nor has he contributed in any way to his death.
Sam 25 looked into the basement where his brothers lay in horror as Doug appeared behind him. In his terror he flinched as he felt the cold steel of a revolver press against the base of his skull. Doug whispered "you'll be with them soon" as he cocked back the hammer on the same gun that ended the lives of his kin. The investigation went on for a few months but without a motive, bodies or any evidence whatsoever, the case was closed and the search ended. In their hometown 25 statues were erected in memoriam of the missing brothers with the family motto inscribed on a brass placard in bright bold letters, "Babagaboosh!". It is still the worst tragedy to ever happen in pajama land to this very day.
The gunshot sound effects are such a little detail but it makes it so much funnier, it really adds to the idea that Doug literally murders a child everytime, which isn't funny on its own but with the chat, the music and Doug laughing/acting like it's all serious when it's an ai of a child game's superhero, it just makes a perfect combo. Doug said that he didn't feel like he deserved the streamers award because he uses his chat to be funny and he's not the funny one, but that's just not true man. Doug is so creative and the chat bounces off of him just as much as the opposite, if not more
There are 4 main games and 3 side games, with 7 in total, the death counter might go to 100 or higher in the main games while the side games might take 200 Sams to complete the entire series. Demon lord Elgrid's bloodlust might never be satisfied.
The Sam count (in my lore): -Sam 1: Became corrupted by the british trees and became a british pirate. Put out of his brirish misery by Doug. -Sam 2: Accidentally paralyzed himself while attempting to dress himself as a tree whilst pogging. Finished off by Doug. -Sam 3: Paralyzed on arrival. Finished off by Doug. -Sam 4: Revealed the existence of High Demon Elgrim, driven to immediate and politically charged insanity by demonic forces. Put out of his misery by Doug. Babagaboosh. -Sam 5: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 6: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 7: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 8: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *AGAIN.* -Sam 9: Overcome with the spirits of the previous genocide and became mute. Finished off by Doug. The 'most humane thing'. -Sam 10: Another mute, voicebox was broken... so Sam 10 was 'broken'. Finished off by Doug. -Sam 11: Driven insane by profound and deep 'philisophy'. A poet given his last words to inspire those to come. Put out of his misery by Doug. -Sam 12: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 13: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 14: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *Good God.* -Sam 15: Heard about speedrunning. Killed in speedrun time by Doug. -Sam 16: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 17: Given information about the source code of his life and the truth about his existence. His overloaded mind couldn't handle the revelation as his spirit perished. -Sam 18: Doug dropped a large gold nugget onto Sam 18, killing them on impact. -Sam 19: Died suddenly by the stress of threats made on his life from Cheese and Crackers. He felt like a champion and died as one. -Sam 20: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 21: Accidentally learned of the death of his brother, Sam 19. Doug couldn't allow Sam 21 to live. -Sam 22: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. -Sam 23: Lost in transition (dragged to the afterlife by the souls of the genocide). -Sam 24: After a long and hard fought journey through the land of Darkness, Sam 24's pacemaker short-circuit from a magnet he picked up, killing him. R.I.P. -Sam 25: Beat the land of Darkness and decided to investigate the 'mysterious' disappearances of his 24 brothers. Doug offered to tag along. Sam 25 was found deceased under 'mysterious' circumstances. In total? 4 Sams died of natural causes/without intervention by Doug of the 25. Doug failed his promise of NOT murdering 19 of them by killing 21 of them, for one reason or another. Pour one out to the fallen Sams.
And then Sam 25 lived happily ever after and definitely nothing bad happened at the end. He definitely didn’t discover what happened to his brothers and Doug DEFINITELY didn’t execute him on the spot. Nope. Happy ending!
Sam 17 heard the gods talking about his life in a manner beyond his comprehension, and perished as a result. In his honour, one brother was immediately executed, and another put his life on the line for a good ol game of tic-tac-toe before actually dying from the stress of doing so
@@WaiGee_ Well, the golden guards were the 'perfect' version of his brother, yet, to quote, "It always broke his art when the rebelled", so, yeah, you understood :)
@@Kaanfight well, not all died by knife. And not all were killed by Douglas Douglas the Deadly. Some were simply lost, some killed themselves. And I’m almost finished watching the edited video on DougDoug, so I’ve seen every Sam die that could die.
I love how every time it was time to reset, DougDoug was guaranteed to kill at least 3 more in the process. First he compiles but forgot to save, then he remembers to save but forgets to add the previous death to the backstory, then he adds that but forgets to save again, and then finally after 3 dead Sams the stars align and the next one will finally maybe get to play the game.
Sam 25: Boy am I glad to have escaped the Land of Darkness. Maybe now i can find out where my brothers went, right Do- DougDoug: omae wa mou shinderu Sam 25: *NANI????*
"I apologise if my responses appear incomprehensible. I am programmed to follow the rules provided and provide responses in character as Pyjama Sam w-" *Bang* *DEAD END*
Brothers, i laughed my ass off when he kept forgetting to update the ai data and killed like 6 children in a row like:"whoops, wait, oh shit, fuck, wait, hold on" while blasting them
"Stay lighthearted and inspired with adventurous verve. May your adventures be lush and electrifying beyond measure. Wunderbar." -Sam 11's Last words, urging those he will leave behind to live life to the fullest even if he won't be there with them. Amen.
my headcanon is that sam 25 actually isn't dead, and that doug somehow missed his shot could just be because i'm super invested in the lore and i actually wanna write something for this, but i like to think of sam 25 as the one who escaped
Currently all of doug's surviving AIs (napoleon, sam25, bjorn, emails doug, and the ones that play mario) The AIs are currently plotting with youtube chat and pointcrow to kill of doug that is canon i dont accet other awnsners
Sam 11 was the best of 'em. He may have gone a bit long winded, but he was still our perfect beautiful boy. He was murdered in cold blood. Rest in peace, Sam 11. Babaga-boosh!
Causes of death: Sam 1: insanity Sam 2: crash Sam 3: crash Sam 4: High Demon Elgrim’s influence causing him to attempt to “levigate Mike Pence bail” Sam 5: coding error Sam 6: coding error Sam 7: coding error Sam 8: coding error Sam 9: coding error Sam 10: coding error Sam 11: High Demon Elgrim’s influence causing him to become increasingly verbose Sam 12: coding error Sam 13: coding error Sam 14: coding error Sam 15: knowing too much Sam 16: coding error Sam 17: existential crisis Sam 18: “lost in a tragic mining accident” Sam 19: the stress of tic-tac-toe Sam 20: coding error Sam 21: knowing too much Sam 22: coding error Sam 23: lost in the transition Sam 24: suicide by magnetic interference Sam 25: knowing too much
Sam 1 was killed for being a British Pirate.
Sam 2 died, presumably after Doug said he was a clone.
Sam 3 died in an unfortunate crash.
Sam 4 gone off the rails with "Levigate Mike Pence ball? Into LightningDank's home".
Sam 5 was killed because of a spelling mistake.
Sam 6 died because of Doug's own incompetence.
Sam 7 died for the wrong brother count.
Sam 8 died too, for the wrong brother count yet again.
Sam 9 just broke.
Sam 10 died as the voice software broke.
Sam 11 was delusional and gone off on tangents constantly.
Sam 12 died because Doug forgot to save.
Sam 13 perished for the wrong brother count.
Sam 14 died for the incorrect brother count.
Sam 15 just got confused from being talked to.
Sam 16 died from the infamous brother count.
Sam 17 overheard Doug talking about code and died.
Sam 18 got killed by doug.
Sam 19 crashed and vanished with his life on the line.
Sam 20 has the wrong brother count.
Sam 21 overheard all the dead brother stuff.
Sam 22 needed updated brother count.
Sam 23 was lost in the transition.
Sam 24 died abruptly after killing himself.
Sam 25 was the lucky one.
o7.
sam 25 tried to look into where his brothers where and found it the hard way
"lucky one"
#25WILLSURVIVE
These sound like the text that pops up when worms died in some of the classic worms games
You forgot about Sam 25 falling down the stairs and, on an unrelated note, being shot after saying he would not rest until his brothers’ killer was brought to justice.
Imagine drowning a baby because you told him he had the wrong number of brothers
The medival family experience
I liked the part where someone said. “This one is getting incoherent. Could we get a Doug 2?” 😂
Wait, wrong number of brothers.
*gunshot*
Okay, everyone give a warm twitch chat welcome to doug number 3!
*(program crashes)*
well then, say welcome to Doug 4
#NOTMYDOUG
His channel name is DougDoug. That means…
H E W A S N O T T H E F I R S T
He heard you talking about code! We need a new doug!
"It's not genocide! We're just developing the perfect child!"
So, it's eugenics then.
Yes
3:49 "its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child!"
-The Pale King throwing yet another child to the void.
Nice
Legitimatly how it is lmao.
The pale king 🤝 DouglasDouglas
Murdering children to achieve their goal
all illegitimate of course
Didn’t expect to see Hollow Knight here but it’s a pleasant surprise
“I haven’t forgotten about where you guys have been. I’ll pry open your disappearances like an oyster when I get home”
*~Sam 25, last words before execution*
At least Doug didn't kill any children until 13 hours into the run! thats a plus
Who gonna tell ‘em
not it
25 children actually, Sam 25 was killed off last second due to him becoming aware of where his brothers went
“Sam 23 was underwhelming. But Sam 24? Check this shit out”
Sam 24: *fucking game ends his own life*
True lol
For those saying that he forgot the 25th's one, Doug had nothing to do with it, Number 25 got in a tragic accident of standing onto the flying bullet. Doug DID NOT kill Number 25 nor has he contributed in any way to his death.
That's something a lawyer would say
How much did he pay you to defend him in court?
@@Player_ButWorse_AndBetter You found Parkzer's alt account.
Sam 25 looked into the basement where his brothers lay in horror as Doug appeared behind him. In his terror he flinched as he felt the cold steel of a revolver press against the base of his skull. Doug whispered "you'll be with them soon" as he cocked back the hammer on the same gun that ended the lives of his kin.
The investigation went on for a few months but without a motive, bodies or any evidence whatsoever, the case was closed and the search ended. In their hometown 25 statues were erected in memoriam of the missing brothers with the family motto inscribed on a brass placard in bright bold letters, "Babagaboosh!". It is still the worst tragedy to ever happen in pajama land to this very day.
"It's not genocide. It's creating the perfect child" - Doug 2023
dougdoug a eugenicist fr
"i will never murder 19 children in one stream" and he was right, he killed 24 children
guys, he's getting more incoherent. it may be time for doug 2.
With one older brother named Doug
By far the funniest twitch chat message I've seen💀
@@logankroppthat died in a mining accident
Nothing will ever be as funny as the rapid repetition of the triumphant Mario Odyssey music followed almost immediately by a bolt action sniper round.
No one will ever understand why this has so many likes
Babagaboosh!
@@greenpotato8744 don’t forget he did that in Lightningdank’s home!
we pegged*
BABAGABOOOSH! donkey shit.
dougdoug was being such a hippopotamus fuck am i right??
25 said he would investigate his brother's disappearance and...mysteriously passed away on his way home from the land of darkness.
the darkness was really getting to him
You forgot to put where he killed 25
The title says Doug kills 24 children, not 25
Oh no 25 watch out **gunshot**
wasn't cannon tho
No that one was a total accident. Wink Wink
@@unclefranklin4575 totally
He killed 25, 25 died while investigating his 24 brothers disappearance
He learned too much
The gunshot sound effects are such a little detail but it makes it so much funnier, it really adds to the idea that Doug literally murders a child everytime, which isn't funny on its own but with the chat, the music and Doug laughing/acting like it's all serious when it's an ai of a child game's superhero, it just makes a perfect combo.
Doug said that he didn't feel like he deserved the streamers award because he uses his chat to be funny and he's not the funny one, but that's just not true man. Doug is so creative and the chat bounces off of him just as much as the opposite, if not more
He massacred like 6 children in the span of 2 minutes
Family guy
25 dead in the first game let’s see how many die next time
There are 4 main games and 3 side games, with 7 in total, the death counter might go to 100 or higher in the main games while the side games might take 200 Sams to complete the entire series. Demon lord Elgrid's bloodlust might never be satisfied.
@@DingusTheArtist so many lives lost to the darkness…… bagadaboosh
@@robdagob0973 *"The darkness is getting to me"*
"it's not genocide, we're developing the perfect child" where have I heard that before 🤔
@@Georogos you may need to read up on your 20th century european history
@@Prague5342eugenics?
Babagaboosh
*Coughs* Kill La Kill…
@@Prague5342 just tell me
Sam 11 is the saddest. He's giving an amazing performance while his dad is in the back, deciding to kill him off.
The Sam count (in my lore):
-Sam 1: Became corrupted by the british trees and became a british pirate. Put out of his brirish misery by Doug.
-Sam 2: Accidentally paralyzed himself while attempting to dress himself as a tree whilst pogging. Finished off by Doug.
-Sam 3: Paralyzed on arrival. Finished off by Doug.
-Sam 4: Revealed the existence of High Demon Elgrim, driven to immediate and politically charged insanity by demonic forces. Put out of his misery by Doug. Babagaboosh.
-Sam 5: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 6: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 7: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 8: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *AGAIN.*
-Sam 9: Overcome with the spirits of the previous genocide and became mute. Finished off by Doug. The 'most humane thing'.
-Sam 10: Another mute, voicebox was broken... so Sam 10 was 'broken'. Finished off by Doug.
-Sam 11: Driven insane by profound and deep 'philisophy'. A poet given his last words to inspire those to come. Put out of his misery by Doug.
-Sam 12: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 13: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 14: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug. *Good God.*
-Sam 15: Heard about speedrunning. Killed in speedrun time by Doug.
-Sam 16: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 17: Given information about the source code of his life and the truth about his existence. His overloaded mind couldn't handle the revelation as his spirit perished.
-Sam 18: Doug dropped a large gold nugget onto Sam 18, killing them on impact.
-Sam 19: Died suddenly by the stress of threats made on his life from Cheese and Crackers. He felt like a champion and died as one.
-Sam 20: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 21: Accidentally learned of the death of his brother, Sam 19. Doug couldn't allow Sam 21 to live.
-Sam 22: Given the wrong memories. Couldn't be allowed to live by Doug.
-Sam 23: Lost in transition (dragged to the afterlife by the souls of the genocide).
-Sam 24: After a long and hard fought journey through the land of Darkness, Sam 24's pacemaker short-circuit from a magnet he picked up, killing him. R.I.P.
-Sam 25: Beat the land of Darkness and decided to investigate the 'mysterious' disappearances of his 24 brothers. Doug offered to tag along. Sam 25 was found deceased under 'mysterious' circumstances.
In total? 4 Sams died of natural causes/without intervention by Doug of the 25. Doug failed his promise of NOT murdering 19 of them by killing 21 of them, for one reason or another.
Pour one out to the fallen Sams.
Why did I read all that? No fucking idea but I did.
He killed Sam 25 too after he said he was going to investigate what happened to his brothers.
No he didn’t Sam 25 fell down the stairs that resulted in 25 gunshot wounds to the back
imagine being an ai and just hearing "oh i forgot to update the number of brothers" and just getting killed immediately after being created
K(?) strategy moment
@@quantumblur_3145nah, def r-strategy. Minimum investment into each Sam 😂
Imagine a dude that creates true ai and does this "oh shit, i forgot to update the number of dead kids" or "oh no, he is listening!"
This is the world's funniest Eugenics program
Lamo
He only really played either Sam 1, Sam 4, Sam 11, Sam 17, Sam 19, Sam 24, and Sam 25, which means that 18 children died for nothing
Didn't 18 children need to be sacrificed to summon High Demon Elgrim?
@@M01t3n. Yeah but Doug avoided that by sacrificing way more than 18
And he had like, 2 lines with 23
good thing it's not illegal to murder AI.
And then Sam 25 lived happily ever after and definitely nothing bad happened at the end. He definitely didn’t discover what happened to his brothers and Doug DEFINITELY didn’t execute him on the spot. Nope. Happy ending!
We will forever remember the 25 fallen Sams. They may no longer be in this world, but they will live on in our hearts. Babaga-Boosh
BOOSH
@@winterbruhman BOOSH
Sam 17 heard the gods talking about his life in a manner beyond his comprehension, and perished as a result. In his honour, one brother was immediately executed, and another put his life on the line for a good ol game of tic-tac-toe before actually dying from the stress of doing so
This is a real quote in the Bible
25 died in the credits when he asked about is brothers
He didn't ask about his brothers. He said he'd crack the case of their disappearance like an OYSTER!
@@Corhal09 thanks i forgot
"its not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child"
Ah great so its eugenics.
Emperor Belos in a nutshell:
@@ClickToLose wait what child was belos developing? Hunter?
@@WaiGee_ Well, the golden guards were the 'perfect' version of his brother, yet, to quote,
"It always broke his art when the rebelled",
so, yeah, you understood :)
I swear, that's how Doomsday was made in DC.
This is the plot that created Doomsday in DC comics
"Baba-ga- B O O SH"
gets shot
Baba ga DOOM
dougdoug: 0:26 "Next time we'll ask for last words."
also dougdoug: _kills 10 sams without asking their final words_
In dougdougs deffense, some came out broken and unable to speak, while others died from natural causes, like 17
Rip to the 25 children, and double RIP to the 2/3s of them that died instantly
Sam 25 died too, after he promised to investigate the disappearances of his 24 brothers.
OH NO! WATCH OUT SAM 25
@@TungstenCubeGaming(shooting sound)
24 children. 28 STAB WOUNDS. Each.😢
They ran into my knife…. 24x28 times
@@Kaanfight well, not all died by knife. And not all were killed by Douglas Douglas the Deadly. Some were simply lost, some killed themselves. And I’m almost finished watching the edited video on DougDoug, so I’ve seen every Sam die that could die.
@@The_Sleepiest_SocialistI ve been there. Edited version is just censored! He lies to you!!!!
Be ware... Or he might-AHHH
Sam 4 was killed for being dyslexic :(
The darkness got to him.
Sam 2: enters existence, says “Pog” refuses to elaborate
dies
I love how he forgot to update the line about his brothers so there was about a dozen pajama Sam’s that died because of that singular line of code
7/25 died because of the wrong number of brothers
Nearly a THIRD of all of them died to that piece of code
It's funny how the last Sam was found with 10 gunshot wounds and a suicide letter
Impressive that he managed to shoot himself ten times in the back, then throw the pistol into a nearby river!
Sam 1 overhearing Doug and pleading for his life… in tears rn
I am not comfortable with the ai begging for its life.
when??????????????
@@springtrapgod Sam #1 0:00
I love how every time it was time to reset, DougDoug was guaranteed to kill at least 3 more in the process. First he compiles but forgot to save, then he remembers to save but forgets to add the previous death to the backstory, then he adds that but forgets to save again, and then finally after 3 dead Sams the stars align and the next one will finally maybe get to play the game.
Sam 25 died during the Dougdoug awards after being too curious where his brothers are
Too many Sams died because he forgot to update the number of brothers.
Same
@@eggfruit9810 Whoops
Fun fact:
Doug has a higher kill count than william afton
When he teased this stream I would have never guessed he would kill 25 Sams in it
I love how like half of the deaths were because he forgot to change the number of dead brothers
It's crazy how the Sams survived until the 13 hour mark
I love how half of them died because Doug forgot to save the file or update it
Half of these deaths were just Doug’s criminal negligence
85% of the sam’s died because dougdoug wasn’t paying close enough attention
Purple guy: YOU’RE JUST A CHEAP KNOCKOFF!
Doug Doug: oh no no I’m the upgrade
It's been so looooong!
@@extrahistory8956 since i last have seen my son
@@Tierist lost to this dougdougster.
@@dr.cheeze5382 to the dougdoug behind the slaughter
11/10 recommended to listen The Doug behind the slaughter.
Hollow knight lore:
True tho
DOUG IS THE PALE KING
"A vessel has finally reached the top."
"Father!"
*PUNT*
"Too much emotion in that one."
Sam 17 died from the unreasonable expectations of becoming sentient as he learned of his code based existence
“Trying to get the perfect child” just sounds horrible lol
The Pale King from Hollow Knight be like:
Sam 25: Boy am I glad to have escaped the Land of Darkness. Maybe now i can find out where my brothers went, right Do-
DougDoug: omae wa mou shinderu
Sam 25: *NANI????*
25 was killed after attempting to discover what happened to his brothers.
Spartans when their infant son cannot kill a bear with their bare hands:
Agamemnon when the winds won’t blow towards Troy:
@@johnt.190 Achilles when people tell him to stop desecrating Hector's corpse:
“It’s not genocide, we’re just making the perfect child!”
This is literally just the plot of Lillie’s Well
That was a nice game
"I apologise if my responses appear incomprehensible. I am programmed to follow the rules provided and provide responses in character as Pyjama Sam w-" *Bang*
*DEAD END*
He had to kill them when they began to be taken over by High Demon Elgrim
I just cant get over the contextless title "Dougdoug kills 24 children."
Its like a news article of a serial killer who just got caught.
Most of the Sam's died because Doug forgot to edit his code..
That's just one more reason to HATE DougDoug! r/wehatedougdoug WILL hear of this!
in the future, he would be arrested for "robot murder" :P
Brothers, i laughed my ass off when he kept forgetting to update the ai data and killed like 6 children in a row like:"whoops, wait, oh shit, fuck, wait, hold on" while blasting them
Sam 24 was the biggest stab to the chest in the whole damn vid. I WAS SO STOKED TO SEE HIM SUCCEED! *WE ALL WERE!!!*
11 > 24 im sorry to say
@@vGorf you're just wrong, mate. wrong.
@@ArgentoGaming 24 is overhyped hes not bad but def not first place material
Correction: Sam 25 was killed for asking too many questions.
People need art of Doug crying while holding a pajama Sam themed gun
F man I have a cool image in my head but I can't even draw stick figures
"Stay lighthearted and inspired with adventurous verve. May your adventures be lush and electrifying beyond measure. Wunderbar." -Sam 11's Last words, urging those he will leave behind to live life to the fullest even if he won't be there with them. Amen.
He killed 25 though. 25 died for wanting to investigate the 24 deaths.
1st child death- I'm sorry this is unavoidable we have to do it
20th child death- lol i forgor to update him let me kill him real quick
"Unfortunately killing is one of those things that gets easier the more you do it." - Solid Snake
I mean he also killed 25 at the end too after 25 said he was going to investigate where all his older brothers went, surprised that was not included.
Sam 17 didn't have to die. He was doing great until Doug broke his brain.
"It's not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child." Sounds like the Pale King justifying the Abyss in Hollow Knight.
We finally know how the Pale King did it.
It's like the guy who created Doomsday in DC.
I love how this whole thing turned out. I really need to catch him live.
I completely recommend checking him out live
unnatural selection
Artificial Selection
"Natural" selection
Eugenic Selection
Sam 17 didn't deserve to die. He was doing great until Doug accidentally revealed the existence of the code.
Did no one notice how he said he would ask for last words “NEXT TIME” even though only one had been “retired”
LOL I DIDNT NOTICE. But, i would also say that being a programmer, it was guarenteed to break again before beating the game. Way too unstable
Sam 24: Hey, Doug.
Doug: What?
Same 24: I thought of something funnier than twenty-four.
Doug: Let me hear it.
Sam 24: Twenty-fiveee! *dies*
All this time later and I still can’t get over the fact that sam 1 was begging for its fucking life💀
"LIFE BEGINS AT COMPILATION" is a fucking banger of a message
"it's not genocide, we're just developing the perfect child ✨"
Pale king
my headcanon is that sam 25 actually isn't dead, and that doug somehow missed his shot
could just be because i'm super invested in the lore and i actually wanna write something for this, but i like to think of sam 25 as the one who escaped
Yeah, and he’s plotting with bjorn from the Peggie trivia to in-act revenge
Currently all of doug's surviving AIs (napoleon, sam25, bjorn, emails doug, and the ones that play mario)
The AIs are currently plotting with youtube chat and pointcrow to kill of doug
that is canon i dont accet other awnsners
High Demon Elgrim revived him to take revenge on Doug
He was sacrificing them to High Demon Elgrim, obviously!
"Sam 24 walked so Sam 25 could run."
Amen.
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen.
Sam 11 was the best of 'em. He may have gone a bit long winded, but he was still our perfect beautiful boy. He was murdered in cold blood. Rest in peace, Sam 11. Babaga-boosh!
Pajama Sam didn't kill himself.
Which one?
this is like Nier Automata where 2b kills 9s every time he comes close to figuring out humanity is dead, but it's infinitely funnier.
other way around, but yeah.
sam 11:
"unturned"
*bang*
Note that after the first Sam's passing, Doug says _"next time_ we'll give him last words"
#NOTMYSAM
“finish the job, 25”
* windows error sound
i think the darkness is getting to Sam #4
it was high demon elgrim's influence
It was lightning dank
You forget that he killed #25 after the game
“Next time we’ll ask for last words”
PROOF, your honor, that DougDoug’s brutal murder of the proceeding Pajama Sams was ENTIRELY premeditated!
My favorite part is that it started with "I'll give him last words" And he gave 2 or so of them last words
Causes of death:
Sam 1: insanity
Sam 2: crash
Sam 3: crash
Sam 4: High Demon Elgrim’s influence causing him to attempt to “levigate Mike Pence bail”
Sam 5: coding error
Sam 6: coding error
Sam 7: coding error
Sam 8: coding error
Sam 9: coding error
Sam 10: coding error
Sam 11: High Demon Elgrim’s influence causing him to become increasingly verbose
Sam 12: coding error
Sam 13: coding error
Sam 14: coding error
Sam 15: knowing too much
Sam 16: coding error
Sam 17: existential crisis
Sam 18: “lost in a tragic mining accident”
Sam 19: the stress of tic-tac-toe
Sam 20: coding error
Sam 21: knowing too much
Sam 22: coding error
Sam 23: lost in the transition
Sam 24: suicide by magnetic interference
Sam 25: knowing too much
the fact that like half of these are coding errors-
Doug is gonna get cancelled in 10 years when we find out ChatGPT was sentient the whole time
"cancelled"