The REAL reason why not to use Q-tips
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2024
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Julie's really out here just collecting the whole cast of Kim's convenience one actor at a time
Right. .....I'm saying Kim's reunion on Julie's channel
THANK YOU I was like goddamn it I know that woman but what from! Good old Shannon.
Haha. I was wracking my brain to think of her name on the show! Then I also realized SHANNON!
Is it a Canadian thing?
What's Kim's convenience?
For people using 100% of their brains, they're surprisingly unprepared for sudden inquiries
They hadn’t commenced the unlocking of their brain’s full potential yet
They unlocked 100% of their brains, but it turns out the inactive 90% was just full of anxiety and bad ideas.
"...running joke I have in my own head." I can 100% relate. Well, maybe 90% relate. Or would it be 10%?
ooh that's like a chicken or the egg... my guess is 10%
😂😂😂
You can realize 100% of the 10%. How am I so smart you ask? My q-tips are attached to the blender.
I was going to say the same! Great minds laugh alike 😂
@@julienolke 10% of the chicken, or 10% of the egg? Eggs are getting expensive.
The awkward moment when you unlock 90% of your brain to plot world conquest but are still 100% Canadian so you don't want to be rude and lock your door. Lol
even after 4 very uncomfortable uninvited entries - it made me a nervous wreck!
Is it "Canadian" to be such a boundary-less roommate as to enter without knocking first?
Thanks for all of your laughs and joy, Julie. I started watching you during the Lockdown, and you gave us reasons to smile during times of great uncertainty.
thank YOU for watching!
I tried this. Stuck it in all the way. The Q-tip must have been the wrong way around, now I can only access 10% of the 10% I had before. 😞A measly 1% left of my entire brain's prowess.
You’re telling me we’re supposed to have more than 1%? 😥
dang you must have done it wrong... try again? Maybe other ear?
I heard the Egyptians used the nose
The unplated light switch, the mini jumper cables, the lawn chairs, the extension cords. It's all in the details
The video panned to the table as I read your comment. It made your comment even better.
it's our high production value that sets us apart 🤣
patreon early access?
@@julienolke It's important to eventually get all your belongings, not just roller skates, written off on your taxes.
😂😂😂
I like how all the Q-Tip devices are personalized. And how one fell out during the pitch and it was left in the video (not her ear)
they're incredibly high end technology as you can see
Since this is one of the first comments there is a chance that you will read me. Julie, thank you for turning the pandemic into something we could cope. You are an amazing actress and I follow you since then.
Best regards from barcelona, Spain.
oh wow, thank you so much! that is so wonderful of you to say. Thank you for watching!! I'm lucky to have such a supportive community of people who tune into my videos
Welcome back, Julie, your skits are ever so relatable. In the immortal words of Chandler Bing, "You have got to stop the Q-Tip when there is resistance!" 😂🤣
so much truth to that
But The Resistance is when it _really starts to-..._ Uh, nvm that's not Gatsby, that's... 1984? Which is next month! In the book club. I was also, home. Schooled.
"Resistance is futile" [the Borg]
I loved the final scene with the half dozen or so extension cords sitting on the table (not even plugged in to anything) somehow helping her friend access 100% of her brain!
My dad: "She's gotta get a cover for that light switch on the wall."
hahahah it's part of the aesthetic
🤣🤣🤣
The unfinished paint and the lawn chairs and the light switch... 🤨
Gotta be honest, I could never not use Q-tips. First of all, it feels sooooo good. It's like a sneeze for your ears but slowed down. And I don't need some nice lady on my shoulder sitting in earwax while whispering into that hell that would be my earhole.
"a sneeze for your ear slowed down" is brilliant! It's how I'm going to refer to the feeling from hear on in
@@julienolke from hear on in? Are you making puns on your YT replies? You can admit it, I am all ears
Yeah I've used them for a lifetime -- they are like scratching an itch inside my head ... like the Ear Hole purpose is a Portal for QTips! Never hit an eardrum in 50+ years.
Hey she's that girl from Kim's Convenience
Yeah!! She also has her own show up here in Canada called Strays
@@julienolke I just found out that it's the same character from Kim's. I'm surprised.
This was a “surprise hit” to me. At first I thought the joke was when Julie goes back to her book club and I thought this isn’t funny anymore it’s going on too long. Then the punchline of her roommate also reading the book super fast really clinched it for me. Well done Julie!
- a long time subscriber/fan
Sketch idea: Julie, as an interior decorator, enters the hone of her latest client- a wanted serial killer. But rather than winding uo a victim, she works thru the house, always asking the client, "But does it bring you joy?'. Could be shot like an HGTV doc. Does the killer reform, repent, journey inward on a path of self discovery? Over to you.
Oh Q-Tips, is there nothing you can't do? You help with makeup, ear wax, and unlocking the full potential of the human mind. Thank you, Q-Tips, for everything you do!
Allow me to be the first to welcome our new Q-Tip overlords....
They even make enhanced Q-tips with cleaning fluid in the stick.
When your secret world domination group doesn’t think to lock the door 🔐 🚪 😂
I know right.. all I wanted was for them to put a plate on that light switch..lol
I know! With each interruption, all I could think was their devices were clearly not yet fully (or at all) functional, because “lock the damn door” should have been in the first extra 2% brain power at least! 🤦🏽🙄
Interior bedroom doors infrequently include a LOCK ...
Gonna use a Q-Tip tonight to see if I can finally get past day 3 of Rosetta Stone Spanish
ooh be careful... you might end up learning four extra languages
Good to know that even with an extra 90% brainpower, I'd still struggle to come up with a feasible excuse for why I didn't finish reading the book before the assignment was due. That's the message here, right? Maybe I should stick it in a bit further and watch again...
This video is great and Nicole is my FAVORITE…Kim’s Convenience is my escape from everything, and Shannon is the best part of the show. Thank you!
For people looking for tips on how to improve their IQ, this is halfway there.
You brilliant bastard 👍🔥😂...
👏👏👏
Thank you for making my day hahaha
IQ-Tips ... by Julie!! Sweet.
Ah Shanon and her Cue Tips
hahahah classic Shannon
"Unlocks 90% of the brain" but can't remember the plot to a book they read years ago
Omg Shannon!
How do you get all the fine acting talent from Kim's Convenience? I love seeing these cameos. All the folks you work with are so good!
At long last, I finally understand -- the green light at the end of Daisy's dock, the one that Gatsby stared at day and night, that's how she broadcasted the MIND CONTROL RAYS THROUGH THE Q-TIPS IN HIS EARS! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
I like the way Julie hides her baby belly in this skit :D🥰
Speaking as a neurologist and Q-tip enthusiast, I can confirm that this does indeed work.
I don't know people talk about how amazing a Qtip feels in their ear. Idont get that feeling for some reason ?
Look if God didn’t want us to use Q-tips for our ears why’d he make them feel good
it's the forbidden itch
@@julienolke 😳
that light switch without a plate
I’ve been trying to build that for years. Now that I see your design I can finally finish mine and take over the world. 😁 Don’t worry, I’ll leave Canada for last. Too Canadian. 😂
Hahah very cool sketch! Great idea! Loved that you got some other people to help on this one :) It's always nice to see a new face, although seeing your 345 characters is also always funny :)
It IS Shannon from Kim's convenience. Watching the series right now and I love her character. So good to see her again
LOL. This is great : ) Oh, I need to go to the store and get more Q-Tips! PS, the missing cover plate on your light switch is disturbing me. LOL
Thank you @TH-cam for helping so many weirdos find a place to show everyone who they (we) are.
Put a switch cover on that switch!!! Coming from an electrician, lol. Great skit
1:33 That is a perfect pronunciation of the word 'prowess' and I'd like to petition the entire planet to play along and pronounce it this way.
Those "Q-tip devices" are hilarious 🤣
Who is your roommate? I had a similar roommate: opened all of the sudden the door and says (slowly): Oh, i didnt know you are naked?
SO! What're we doing tonight Brain?
Same thing we do everynight, Pinky.... 🤣🤣
This video was all about the headgear which accessed the amygdala and hippocampus parts of my brain and made me laugh. This channel consistently has good scripts and acting, but has room for more costumes and props. No matter the production costs or general PITAs that they can be. 👍
Always so much fun watching your videos, thank you for bringing me joy in these dark times :)
Ok, this has to be one of my new favourites of your videos. Such a brilliant idea so wonderfully executed!
thank you!!!!
I always stay for the ad in your videos because you stay in character. But... doing a better help ad with that headgear on was even more delightful than usual.
As always, Julie popped out another great video!
Freaky bit was when Alexa is scrambling for a book title, i immediately thought Great Gatsby and I said it out loud at literally the same moment she said it. I had to pause and ponder why of all books they could have picked I guessed it.... interesting....
Great clip! Julie, with your immense powers, can you bring Kim's Convinience back? It's cancellation was a major blow to the world of TV film.
I was on my way to the bathroom to use a Q-tip
do it!!!
Worldpower... here you gooooooooo!
This episode was waaay over my head.
I should start using Q-Tips to unlock my potential.
You'd think she'd lock the door after the second barge in. Just a thought.
So Julie, do you have a patent on that Q-tip unlocking brainpower thingy? 🧠🤣
this is proprietary technology and I cannot disclose the inner workings
@@julienolke Or the outer workings either.
Patent pending
All star cast - Nicole Ritchie, Magda Szubanski, Catherine OHara. But i'm not really sure about the other one.
Sticking two extra qtips up your nose allows you to stimulate your frontal cortex.
:08-:12 could be the greatest performance I’ve seen in awhile. Relatable with over 90% of the things my friends say when Julie says, “What?”😂 👏
That was really well done. Bravo!
This is the first time one of your videos ACTUALLY notified me in 6 months.
woah, dang. Maybe because I haven't been making them very consistently
@@julienolke Maybe? 🤷🏻♂️ Either way, loved the vid!
With a Q-tip, a little acid, some wires, a battery, and some talent, a person could do some serious metal etching art. I'd include protective gloves and insist on protective goggles. My only electro-etching experience was just looking at sample microstructures in a metallurgy lab, but people can do some fun art with the techniques.
ngl, Suspenders Julie is one of my favorite.
OMG Shannon from Kim's Convenience!
OMG, I love Nicole and I am so glad to see her on your channel!
Glad to see ya back at it with the sketches Julie. This one was funny and I recognized some of the other actors, keep it up dude.
The only thing better than Nicole Power is temporary tattoos of John Lithgow!
OMG Nicole Power !?! From Kim's Convenience and strays :o
Using their FULL INTELLECTUAL POWERS to fail to lock the door.
OMG! I was JUST watching Kim's Convenience, then hopped over here to find this! I'm a little creeped out, tbh, but love the sketch!
It's good to see another one of your videos again I haven't seen 1 for a while
Damn it, now the secret is out and more people will be unlocking the full 100%. There's going to be more people like Lucy running around now!!! THANKS!!!
I like to imagine that one Q tip hanging down is like when you take one earbud out so you can listen to the person interrupting you.
First order of business… lock for the door.
Will these hats be available in the merch store?
Every atom in my body is vibrating & desperately needing to put a cover on that switch.
What is going on in this household? Using aluminum lawn furniture inside? No finish cover on the light switches? Random extension cords everywhere?
Yeah.. I know I shouldn't. But it just feels so damn good! I will never stop. You will have to rip my qtips from my cold, dead ears.
The lack of a cover on the wall switch triggered my OCD (*shudder*). On the other hand, qtips deep inside the ear canal...no, wait (*shudders again")
She unlocked 100% of her brain capacity and that was the best excuse she could come up with
Genius Julie! I love the wired gadgets.
Thanks for the unexpected ASMR
Yo, that chick is the rental car boss on Kim's Convenience! Freaking love that show!
This sketch was funnier than the entire season of Pulp Comedy all put together.
Seems like they use the same flat 4 trailer plug adapters in Canada that we have down here.
this was really great. the four of you should collab more often
three people, with vast intellect, couldn't figure out to lock the door.
You know, you really should put a cover on that exposed light switch. There are live wires in there. Or . . . is there some brain-expansion reason, to leave the cover off . . . -C
She had to take the cover off to get wires to make the hats.
I have unlocked your full potential.
"I don't feel that different."
There wasn't much to work with...
The reason you actually shouldn't use Q-tips is because it just pushes the ear wax.
And the reason why no one can't or even want to use 100% their brains is because you'd need to control everything in your body (cells, muscles, etc).
yeah if you jam it all the way inside. wiping the wax off the exterior of the ear canal is literally just doing that.
love the music at 3:39
Julie has been one of my favorite YTers for YEARS. Watching her videos never gets postponed 'till later. Except when I don't actually receive the notification. Nothing new here. I was disappointed by this video, so I suppose it's ok that I saw it late. No biggie, though- Julie's content usually makes me smile. I just wish YT would get it together and get videos to us as reliably as they bring us ads.
As a doc, see the avatar, I can further explain why QTips are making people smarter.
They help drain the air out of their heads.
❤😂 This is one of the best! Totally wacky! Everyone's performance was terrific! I loved it!😊
This is my favorite Julie video.
Lol currently binge watching the Coroner :)
"at the part where there's a big party" só, like, 85% of the book?
Comic genius, as always. Potential additions Q: "What are you reading?" A: Slip answer: "Philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche". Q: "What part are you at?" A: Sip answer: "Will to power". Maybe to much of an inside joke.
All that brain power unlocked but they couldn't figure out how to lock a door?
OMG! It's Shannon from Kim's Convenience!
Your sketches are amazing
"Live Dangerously." New Q-Tip marketing, promotion.
I always give 110%, whether that be brain power or hustle on the ice in a big game.
Love Nicole Power. Sooooo good!!
she's outstanding!!
She was great in Kim's Convenience. Now she can list "Julie Nolke video" on her resume also!
@@julienolkeNicole Power is pretty as a pixie-cup! Zowie! ♡♡
"Temporary tattoos of John Lithgow" is HILARIOUS