Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. MEGALON

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  • @MonsterIslandBuddies
    @MonsterIslandBuddies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1347

    I just can’t hate on this movie - it was my first Godzilla experience! But... yeah... most of it is not good.

  • @tommc3622
    @tommc3622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    This is on T.V. right now. The on screen guide describes it as:
    "Godzilla and Jet Jaguar meet big cockroach and black chicken"

    • @JohnDoe-jq1mi
      @JohnDoe-jq1mi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lol 😋 😋😋 😋

    • @SuperSwordman1
      @SuperSwordman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Now I wanna hear Brandon dub over Gigan with "Oh I get it, it's because I'm a BLACK chicken monster isn't it?"

    • @mariofan-he9ir
      @mariofan-he9ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Giant lizard and giant robot fight giant bug and giant alien

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's on Comet TV now. 1/1/ 2021 More Godzilla until 2 Am. Then Science fiction movies.

    • @oldaccountoflukey2nd873
      @oldaccountoflukey2nd873 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnDoe-jq1mi lol what the fuck ?

  • @melissawilcox1
    @melissawilcox1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    As a child, I always appreciated the fact that Gigan and Megalon were instant buddies. They both had weird not-hands, they both hated Godzilla and uppity robots, Gigan was a cyborg that worked for cockroach aliens, Megalon kind of was a cockroach-alien cyborg, they had a very similar sense of evil humor, they took time out of their final battle to high-five, do a victory shimmy, and screech maniacally...I think they might be the only Godzilla kaiju team-up of an Earth monster and a Space monster not facilitated by mind-control.

    • @malcolmcarter884
      @malcolmcarter884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish they would make godzilla vs the space monsters earth defense featured godzilla anguirus and Majin tuol fighting king ghidorah gigan and megalon the three evil monsters are controlled by an alein brain called miko has a theme park and the godzilla tower which gigan mistook for the real godzilla in two scenes megalon eventually all monsters attack directive this flim was to feature all the monsters just more monsters and we're there in the final flim every single monster that had didn't apperd in the toho's flims is known that the monsters on monster island would bred and cross bred with each other and fed by food cultural in a giant underwater ranch

    • @Spheecrab
      @Spheecrab ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish they’d bring back megalon.

    • @pebuh6706
      @pebuh6706 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I ship it too

    • @otaking3582
      @otaking3582 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Their dynamic is kinda like that of cousins that played together a lot as kids and then reunited as adults.

  • @Ravenford
    @Ravenford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Fun fact: In Spain the movie was called "Gorgo and Superman meet in Tokyo", and Jet Jaguar is called "Superman" and Gigan is "Gorgo". So, in Spain this movie counts as "Japanese Superman".

  • @jagger2313
    @jagger2313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Dude, if I was a kid and I got to create a superhero that'd hangout with Godzilla in a legit movie, I'd lose my shit no-matter how the movie turned out.

    • @AndrewGivens
      @AndrewGivens 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Interestingly, that was apparently how the designer of 90s American Godzilla felt when he saw Toho have Real Godzilla kill his creation on-screen in seventeen seconds.

  • @zootopiawilson
    @zootopiawilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I didn't know that Jet jaguar was suppossed to be the main star of the movie. I remember thinking he was kinda cool as a kid. I adopted a black cat in 1999 that I named "Jet Jaguar" because of this flick. Very few people ever got the name reference.

    • @44excalibur
      @44excalibur ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This was one time where Brandon got his facts wrong. Godzilla vs. Megalon was never supposed to be a solo Jet Jaguar movie. That's a popular myth, but there's no evidence or sources that back this up. The movie was originally supposed to be Godzilla vs. Red Moon, but that film ended up getting cancelled. The character of Megalon was originally supposed to appear in the film Godzilla vs. Gigan alongside Gigan and King Ghidorah, but was dropped from the film.

    • @andrewkaye2108
      @andrewkaye2108 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He reminds me of Ultraman, with an annoying smile painted on his face.😂

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jet Jaguar is my all-time favorite kaiju. He is great. In the games he really shines as well.

  • @Deleted-in8zd
    @Deleted-in8zd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Wouldn’t it be funny if In the next Godzilla review, Brandon uses stock footage of his own riffs

    • @wednesdaygeckok.7899
      @wednesdaygeckok.7899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      DaikaijuDownUnder fucking *right*

    • @Boots43096
      @Boots43096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LOL yes do it just for shits and giggles

    • @Vmidnight1917
      @Vmidnight1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      he already did it in the Gamera reviews, but he should do it again!

    • @aliencovenant4284
      @aliencovenant4284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it SUCKED. 😂

    • @Go4Bro
      @Go4Bro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably could.

  • @smolbtne
    @smolbtne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Kid: Hey look! I found some funny powder
    Brandon: *SNORT IT AND OVERDOSE KID*

  • @Goji73
    @Goji73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    This movie is the reason why I became a Godzilla fan.
    Quality-wise, It's not good. But I cannot, nor ever will I ever bring myself to hate it.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Too bad it's not "Still the Best" ;)

    • @Vmidnight1917
      @Vmidnight1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goji73 I like ur little shorts that u made all those years ago

    • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
      @tennoshenaniganizer9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Exactly. I mean who in their right mind could hate that drop kick? Or Jet Jaguar?

    • @danielplainview2584
      @danielplainview2584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Ebirah" for me.

    • @brianheatherbeshaw9760
      @brianheatherbeshaw9760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like your doing this because you want attenchan

  • @jjw2699
    @jjw2699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You will get your chance to shine again Jet Jaguar...some day.

    • @fatdinosaurfood8059
      @fatdinosaurfood8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In singular point, where they somehow made gabara look cool

    • @louisdellalucca8969
      @louisdellalucca8969 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was in the PS4 game. It was cool seeing him there

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Someone needs to add a "Kenny" page to TV Tropes. It's a legitimate trope and I don't think there's already an entry for it.

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's not a trope, it's a MOTIF, dammit!

    • @stevenb8611
      @stevenb8611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the origin of the "kenny"s? I feel like I'm missing something.

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stevenb8611 The kid from Gammera The Invincible (thrd dub of the first gamera movie) was called Kenny

    • @stevenb8611
      @stevenb8611 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 sweet thanks

    • @strangeyoungman
      @strangeyoungman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think "The Tagalong Kid" covers Kenny.

  • @eddymadison9655
    @eddymadison9655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "How a tiny robot suppose to fight a giant monster"
    Answer:
    You go Ultraman on it's asses

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    The seatopians can build a fully functioning underwater city and a sun but not a robot.

    • @arandomcommenter7355
      @arandomcommenter7355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Skye Reynolds they're too lazy to make AI

    • @Insane-Howl-Cowl
      @Insane-Howl-Cowl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ran out of money.

    • @GamingPiratesTwitch
      @GamingPiratesTwitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jeremy Moore and by money you mean rocks

    • @AmaryInkawult
      @AmaryInkawult 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They skipped those classes in college

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They get distracted by the Martha Graham sperm dancers.

  • @ScreamingScallop
    @ScreamingScallop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Fun fact: "Roku-san" is played by Hiroyuki Kawase, who also played Ken in Godzilla vs Hedorah. 90% of Roku's annoyance factor comes from that dubbed voice.

    • @toughbutsweet1
      @toughbutsweet1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ken Yano. Bang! As loud as that?

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Kid friendly godzilla movie has nude pics in the back window of the bad guy's container truck.

    • @oceanuslordofcreeks2688
      @oceanuslordofcreeks2688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      JamcalX I’m glad someone else noticed that. I was sitting in my car and bam! I saw nipples in the video.

    • @lordvlygar2963
      @lordvlygar2963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bart Lewis There's some bush, too.

    • @christopher961
      @christopher961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was wondering if anyone else noticed that. I didn’t notice until the 3rd watch

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Playmates Gloria Root and Deanna Baker.

    • @KillerMoth3
      @KillerMoth3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's like from terror of mechagodzilla where they showed the girls breast during her surgery which I didn't catch until I watched it last year and was like, "Holy shit, tits!"

  • @Sarahelizabeth43084
    @Sarahelizabeth43084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Mom: Let's watch this monster movie. Me: Okay. Sees naked posters in villain van. Shuts off movie and questions how it got a G rating.

    • @gaminganimators7000
      @gaminganimators7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      70s were cool, that's why. Shame modern films aren't like older kids films

  • @morningcoffeecat2271
    @morningcoffeecat2271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    *_JET JAAAAGUUUWAAAAH_*

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He eat sushi from a pail.

    • @astrograph7875
      @astrograph7875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JET JAGARRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @laeldestan1536
      @laeldestan1536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool character

    • @Maximus4587
      @Maximus4587 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!*

    • @me-sy4um
      @me-sy4um 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he mother never really love him

  • @frederickburke9944
    @frederickburke9944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    If only the John Belushi in Godzilla costume scenes had survived. I saw it when it aired on TV in 1977. It was unbelievable.

    • @BobHershey
      @BobHershey ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw it too! I even remember some of John Belushi's lines ...
      "Well, i'm on a lunch break right now, how about a pizza? Half filipino, half outer mongolian. But no japanese. Can't bite the hand that feeds you"! [starts laughing]
      Then a giant styrofoam boulder is thrown at Belushi, he falls over and a comically-reworked Godzilla roar plays before going to commercial.

  • @XenotHedgehog
    @XenotHedgehog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Something that might make you feel better about this film; you may recall that at the end of this film, the two men put the Kenny on Jet Jaguar's shoulders. You may also recall that Jet Jaguar spent a lot of time in close contact with Godzilla. You may also recall that Godzilla is radioactive. That kid is dead.

  • @bassliveevil
    @bassliveevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Godzilla vs Megalon is one of my favourite Godzilla movies. They had this as a kiddie feature when I was a kid. They had free popcorn and showed a three stooges short,and a cartoon and this movie.

  • @DMan1954
    @DMan1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Missed a perfect opportunity to make a Pacific Rim joke about how alien life came from deep beneath the Pacific.
    Great video!

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aliens in pacific rim were from another dimension that just happened to have a portal there.

    • @DMan1954
      @DMan1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is a line in the movie that states that aliens come from deep beneath the Pacific. I know they have a portal there. lol

    • @conradojavier7547
      @conradojavier7547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Necrowolf81 now we need an Ultraman Ripoff to fit the Pacific Rim lore.

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Using a reference to a Murican made overbudgeted Super Robot hommage to make fun of a 70's Japanese kaiju movie... would b in bad taste.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are Atlanteans alien?

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "You know guys, I've just realized how weird this movie is. It's kinda goofy!" How little you know, Tom Servo.

  • @andrewgan557
    @andrewgan557 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This is probably the funniest Godzilla film ever made. The fight scene between the Kaijus were basically wwe with suits on.

    • @GoGojiraGo
      @GoGojiraGo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AND HIS NAME IS KONG CENA!

    • @Spheecrab
      @Spheecrab ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean that’s how alot of the showa godzilla films were when it came to the monster fights

  • @rjg7112
    @rjg7112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The Kenny character wouldn't have been so bad if they had come up with a realistic voice over for an English speaking boy aged 8 or 9. I mean what boy that age talks like that? Unfortunately, there is no female character in a tight outfit or a mini-skirt to help easy the pain of hearing this Kenny.
    No if, ands or buts about it, Godzilla and Jet Jaguar are the best wrestling tag team ever. Jet Jaguar should have his own movie.

  • @TheTootyFrooty
    @TheTootyFrooty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    *Me, "Surely the kid can't be that bad in this movie?"
    The second the kid opens his mouth
    * Me, "DEATH TO KENNY!"

    • @mephilisthedarkelijahramat182
      @mephilisthedarkelijahramat182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY!!

    • @christianwalters3495
      @christianwalters3495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your not a basterd

    • @Go4Bro
      @Go4Bro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kid's in Godzilla movies are always the worst

    • @maximyllion
      @maximyllion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honest Dave he's actually not that bad in the japanese version.

    • @georgeedwards8189
      @georgeedwards8189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Go4Bro Except the kids who appeared in Godzilla 2014 and Godzilla king of the Monsters (2019). Then again, the kid in the 2014 one barely had any appearances so that makes him tolerable.

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    He's got the moves like Jaguar!

  • @mr.skerbuffalo9683
    @mr.skerbuffalo9683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    *sees notification* oh neat
    *sees Brandon review Godzilla vs Megalon*
    *ground shakes* it’s time

    • @IronPiedmont
      @IronPiedmont 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/voeID5w8hxw/w-d-xo.html

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not gonna lie, the scene where Godzilla just pulled up and started throwing hands is pretty damn epic!

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    3:28 oh no annoying Kenny! Brandon's one weakness!

  • @anonymousoff-brand7538
    @anonymousoff-brand7538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    two years later but...
    14:22 not really. we've seen glimpses of the design that one, and jet is only loosely based on it. which means they less used the winning design and more took inspiration from it.

  • @GabbyHernandez
    @GabbyHernandez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I’m not a huge fan of these type of movies but your commentary is just hilarious. 😂

    • @TheBrandonTenold
      @TheBrandonTenold  6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      This movie probably isn't the best one to introduce somebody to Godzilla (unless you're 8 years old) but it does provide a lot of riff opportunities.

    • @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario
      @SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why tho?

    • @injunboy89
      @injunboy89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blasphemy

    • @soulproductions7418
      @soulproductions7418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm a huge fan of these movies but godzilla vs megalon isn't really the best introduction for new fans.

    • @frederickmiller2733
      @frederickmiller2733 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys are cute

  • @adamlone5548
    @adamlone5548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Still hoping that someday they'll use Megalon in another film. I think the character design would translate really well to a modern update.

    • @steverogers2603
      @steverogers2603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn’t they show his dead body in Final Wars?

    • @lordkaijux5262
      @lordkaijux5262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steverogers2603 Um.... no.

  • @DURIEL1
    @DURIEL1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    *I don't think so, I thought Megalon was a pretty awesome movie, also you gotta love Jet Jaguar and his theme.*

    • @firstbornimperialfistmarin3563
      @firstbornimperialfistmarin3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha good joke

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Happen to know ben10 ? I just saw some again recently and realize the alien 'waybig' on it looks surprisingly similar to jet jaguar.. Not a dead ringer but any means but was weird to see lol and it also is the size of a kaiju

  • @GodzillaProductionsTV
    @GodzillaProductionsTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:10 look at those posters behind the men...

  • @scottgrieb8095
    @scottgrieb8095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I started my day with a kidney stone. This vid has made my day much better.

    • @TheBrandonTenold
      @TheBrandonTenold  6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: Totally better than a kidney stone!

  • @adam6620
    @adam6620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Godzilla v Megalon was one of my first Godzilla movies i watched (of course i fast-forwarded to the action). 18:11- “Screw ya guys, I’m goin home!” also.....DO GODZILLA FINAL WARS FOR MY SAKE (FYI Allan Rickman is Prof. Snape. Also, he’ll be missed. RIP.). Also, Hiroshi is just Goro’s friend and Rocksan (Rokuro in the Japanese version) is Goro's little brother.

  • @PapaTaurean
    @PapaTaurean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I remember this being one of my favorite Godzilla movies when I was kid... though I suppose to an 8 year old kid, it's definitely ticks all the boxes.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They were going for kids, and they didn't miss. Can't fault them for that.

  • @toysvilltvstudios7576
    @toysvilltvstudios7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This movie is a Guilty Pleasure of ours. That Flying Godzilla air kick is totally hilarious to us! XD

  • @rorylumley4727
    @rorylumley4727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Godzilla revenge please.

    • @Vmidnight1917
      @Vmidnight1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rory Lumley f*ck you.

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Griffin456 Extras No u

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Knowing how vocal he’s been about hating it, I think he’ll only do it when he runs out of Godzilla movies to review. I remember him saying in one of his early Godzilla reviews that he would like to do NEARLY every movie. I’m assuming Godzilla’s Revenge is the one that’s off limits besides the Monsterverse, anime trilogy, and all the modern stuff.

  • @ThunderPaladin
    @ThunderPaladin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:36 Can someone please tell me what song that is? It's very catchy and I've seen Brandon use it multiple times.

  • @kylebrackman9675
    @kylebrackman9675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Another great Godzilla review from you.

  • @akiraman26
    @akiraman26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I lost it when he said Easter islands next to Passover island 😂😂😂

  • @kreiyu
    @kreiyu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:54 LOL OMG i was just thinking it sounded like Roseanne before you said that.

  • @mangledued
    @mangledued 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Okay does anyone know where the “nipple nipple twing twing” thing comes from about 8:55 sounds like MST3K but I’m not sure. It very goofy

  • @Zarkenchisonku
    @Zarkenchisonku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Even Megalon is like "DAFUQ!"

  • @JIJI2057
    @JIJI2057 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The VHS copy of the movie I had of this growing up actually had Godzilla Megalon fighting on top of the Empire State building to

  • @DMan1954
    @DMan1954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    11:48 well... there’s something you don’t notice on your shit VHS quality version of the movie at home. I had no idea this movie had nudity in it. Lol.
    Maybe I would have liked this movie more as a kid if I had the DVD.

    • @ritadelarosa9534
      @ritadelarosa9534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right

    • @TyhgYT
      @TyhgYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      D Man1954 I thought he said Terror of Mechagodzilla was the only Godzilla movie featuring nudity 🤔

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait, what!? *Checks* Well, dayum. Japan's got some serious nerves putting that in a kids movie. Huh, not bad looking either.

    • @whenrabbitsruletheearthd6362
      @whenrabbitsruletheearthd6362 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you didn’t know the first Godzilla movie also have that

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Niceeee

  • @badlarry7801
    @badlarry7801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    20:29 Godzilla doing a reverse fart 🤣

  • @williamhiers1280
    @williamhiers1280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The dam sequence is surprisingly good. Some of the series' best miniature work, IMO.

  • @Snowfang00
    @Snowfang00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I really love Godzilla’s appearance in this movie. He looks really adorable and child friendly

  • @SilverSurfer166
    @SilverSurfer166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I watched this movie many times as a kid in the 80s. It was the first Godzilla movie I ever saw, and I was hooked.

  • @dragonzilla6482
    @dragonzilla6482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Also fun fact according to the German version of Godzilla vs Megalon, Jet Jaguar is apparently King Kong in a robot suit!

    • @slangislayer
      @slangislayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes and in Spanish he's Superman

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Jet Jaguar, Jet Jaguar! He mother never really love him!"

    • @yoyoyeah9083
      @yoyoyeah9083 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      William Crowe what do you mean he never had one

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! ....Who's there?"

    • @jerkfudgewater147
      @jerkfudgewater147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “JET JAGAR JET JAGAR PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH”

    • @robpalmer9051
      @robpalmer9051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "His head look like Jack Nicholson"

    • @barbertalesansboys2098
      @barbertalesansboys2098 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, just wow

  • @ManENames
    @ManENames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was my first Godzilla movie when I was a kid so it has a special place in my heart.

  • @justinmorneau8352
    @justinmorneau8352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This one will always be one of my favorites. I always think of watching an old vhs tape of it with my grandfather when I was young. Good times.

  • @TheMadmatt7
    @TheMadmatt7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was at the premier in San Francisco, where Bob Wilkins of Creature Feature fame was handing out buttons at the entrance. It was part of a double feature including The Giant Spider Invasion. Little did I know, as a young lad, what truly priceless movies I was watching that day.

  • @gaillewis5472
    @gaillewis5472 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    13:49 "Oh, yeah. Here's something you may have noticed..." Wires.

    • @zacharylund6926
      @zacharylund6926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gail Lewis 12:00 notice that, kids film🤗

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That model airplane the kid throws at the villain looks just like a model airplane!

  • @glarryg2318
    @glarryg2318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Flying Drop-Kick was perfected by Billy Quan from the sketch comedy show "Haywire."

  • @MoteofLobross
    @MoteofLobross 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This one has a special place in my heart because it was one of the very few Godzilla movies that got syndicated on UHF where I lived when I was a kid in the 80's/90's and would watch it EVERY time I saw it listed in TV Guide. ♪ Hito ga tsukutta, robotto da kedo, Jetto Jagaa, Jetto Jagaa, Yatta, Jetto Jagaa ♪

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Lol that Alan Rickman impersonation

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    21:01 Nice Fullmetal Jacket reference, God bless R. Lee Ermey.
    Also Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla reference.

  • @moneyguyfly6583
    @moneyguyfly6583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So technically megalon is a good guy... that's interesting

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    THE KING HAS RETURNED!!! (I mean Brandon of course)

    • @marclavecc3381
      @marclavecc3381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smith Wesson unfortunately so did Kenny

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dear god not Kenny!

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You bastards, you DIDN'T kill kenny!!!

  • @ArkadiBolschek
    @ArkadiBolschek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watching this film as a little kid when it was released in Spain was a psychedelic experience in its own right. Everything about it is so surrealistic: the protagonists' funky house, the blonde mustachioed villain, the dance numbers, the Easter Island statues, the moment when the robot just fucking _grows._ To top it off, in the Spanish dub they changed the robot's name to _Superman_ and they titled the film "Gorgo y Supermán se citan en Tokyo". Because WHY NOT. For years, I was convinced that I must have dreamed the whole thing, until some classmates confirmed that they had watched the film too.

  • @BeefStuu92
    @BeefStuu92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jet Jaguar is Basically Toho's Precursor for What Would Later Become Zone Fighter.

  • @danking9936
    @danking9936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was my second Godzilla movie and weirdly my favourite growing up. Cool review as always Brandon

  • @Nesty9
    @Nesty9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Idk why but i like alot when godzilla teams up with other monster

  • @Shockwave-ob2tx
    @Shockwave-ob2tx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've been waiting for this to be reviewed! It was the first Godzilla movie i ever saw, wayyyyyy back in the '70's

  • @sheskimusic
    @sheskimusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Something about this movie I loved growing up in the 70’s. Yes, perhaps this movie was geared towards a younger audience but that doesn’t make it any less of a Godzilla film! This was the era of giant robots in Japanese culture and I loved it as an Ohio kid! My favorite Godzilla film. It’s quirky campiness mixed in with the robot, the inventor (who I always assumed was the uncle by the way) and yes-the kid, made this a magical film. That water floaty thing that the kid was paddling in the beginning of the movie-in the 70s that was such a surreal looking thing. It looks goofy as all heck now, but back then it was such a neat strange thing to see that kid riding it. I wanted one! The robot yes, looks ridiculous now. In the context of the 70s, it was incredible! Hard to believe I know. Love this Godzilla film.

  • @MicrowaveJellyfish
    @MicrowaveJellyfish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Best title card ever, give the guy a bonus this week.

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GREAT IDEA! I'll be sure to share that with Brandon ;)

    • @MicrowaveJellyfish
      @MicrowaveJellyfish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit, I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy! Keep up the good work, man.

  • @joebaker5581
    @joebaker5581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My gram got this movie on vhs at a dollar store when I was like 4 way back in the late 80's. I wore that tape out. I had a big ass, plastic Godzilla and he did the tail slide kick on every toy, dog, cat, and person I knew. I know it's a terrible movie, but it's still my favorite.

  • @tobiasandersson97
    @tobiasandersson97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "snort it and overdoes kid" couldn't said it better.

  • @jasonsantos3037
    @jasonsantos3037 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Godzilla dropkick is the most ridiculous thing we Eve seen but so iconic.

  • @JeffreyDeCristofaro
    @JeffreyDeCristofaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I actually saw the MST3K version of this pretty early on as a re-run on Comedy Central before I even turned 13, which was actually my intro to GODZILLA VS. MEGALON before I saw the original non-MST3K version. And yeah, it really kinda sucks, but - I know I'm going to get wrapped in the mouth for this - I think this is slightly better than GODZILLA VS. GIGAN. Granted, I actually would have liked more scenes of dancing Japanese women in Seatopia and could have done without the kid throughout the whole movie, but the fact that they managed to add two new characters to the Godzilla universe is kind of refreshing, and the fact the GODZILLA VS. MECHAGODZILLA followed afterward is a blessing. In any case, I'll just count my blessings that this wasn't as stupid and obnoxious as GODZILLA'S REVENGE. And with Legendary Pictures trying to create it's own Kaiju Universe to match Marvel's Avengers series, it makes me wonder if either Gigan or Megalon will show up - they probably won't, but the fan art responses to the latest announcements involving Legendary's own Godzilla series is pretty awesome and I'm already presold.

  • @WileyCylas
    @WileyCylas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *18:30* godzilla comes flouncing in
    *the toilet flushes in the background & he has toilet paper stuck on his foot 🚽*

  • @tylermullgrav9834
    @tylermullgrav9834 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Gotta be honest, this is one of my all time favorites in the Godzilla series.

  • @thekirbyexpress54
    @thekirbyexpress54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:54 whats the name of that audio? Can someone please tell me? I want to know where it comes from!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    5:17
    Levio-Suck it Potter.

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hey Brandon can you re-upload the godzilla vs gigan si i can see what you said on the effects

  • @hilaryc8648
    @hilaryc8648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "..the Godzilla Community"!

  • @MrNayru
    @MrNayru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:23 The last time I was attacked by stock footage, it was in a Powerpoint Presentation

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Yay! It's Gojira! Thanks Brandon.

    • @lechairboi9950
      @lechairboi9950 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX Gojira is the Japanese name for Godzilla...

    • @wallsterrence
      @wallsterrence 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MUIZILLASAURUS_REX you're real smart (not at all)

    • @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
      @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wallsterrence who ya talkin to

    • @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX
      @MUIZILLASAURUS_REX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lechairboi9950 who ya talkin to

  • @stanleyteriaca2184
    @stanleyteriaca2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jet Jaguar is the result of a "create a kaiju" contest and was originally named Red Alone.
    A variation of Jet Jaguar was shown in the anime Godzilla: Singulair Point.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Yes! Back to Godzilla! And one graced by MST3k too!

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a soft spot for the 70s Godzilla films-while cheap and dumb, and that god damn kid, and really bad soundtrack, it's a lot of fun
      I liked it more than Shin Godzilla or GMK. No, seriously. It's not nearly as annoying or unpleasant.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And hey, any movie with a toga party and Snape getting the crap kicked out of him is fine with me!

    • @CaptainTripps420
      @CaptainTripps420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mst3k sucks. They dare to mock amazing movies like the incredible melting man.

  • @badegg1262
    @badegg1262 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    some spanish guy named smokerwolf made a review too, but his review is named after the distribution title gorgo(godzilla) and superman(jetjaguar) meet in tokio, also there is a meme of hiroshi saying, podia pasar (it might happen) in the scene in 16:38

  • @jimhaverlock9784
    @jimhaverlock9784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dude...
    Do you realize how many prayers you answered with this Godzilla review?
    Beware though...the only reward for digging the best ditches is a bigger shovel.
    And you just fed the beast.

  • @The80sWolf_
    @The80sWolf_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:42 why is the kid humping the car?

    • @DinoRicky
      @DinoRicky ปีที่แล้ว

      To “be popular”
      Cringe

  • @Godzilla-tu2cd
    @Godzilla-tu2cd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    As bad this movie is I love it for how bad it is

  • @KingWillDog32
    @KingWillDog32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was either this movie on MSTK3 or Godzilla 1985 that was my first Godzilla movie I ever saw. That being said I will always love me some Godzilla movies. Keep up the great work Brandon

  • @gatoneko
    @gatoneko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Might have to cover the eyes of any kids watching this video, uncensored ( . ) ( . ) during a couple of scenes with the truck having the hostages.

    • @lordvlygar2963
      @lordvlygar2963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      gatoneko Got some (\/) too.

  • @Vmidnight1917
    @Vmidnight1917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Last time I watched a review of yours was like March, I forgot how funny this was lol

  • @Maswartz226
    @Maswartz226 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Some ideas for you to review:
    White Fire
    Space Thunder Kids
    Order of the Black Eagle (trust me)
    Shin: Kamen Rider Prologue {Not a bad movie, just want to see you review it}

    • @yesmansam6686
      @yesmansam6686 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maswartz226
      I've got a good feeling about black eagle.

    • @LazySnoopy1408
      @LazySnoopy1408 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about Twin Dragon Encounter?
      "Canada's first martial arts video release." according to IMDb.
      Or the sequel Dragon Hunt?

    • @laeldestan1536
      @laeldestan1536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you're not a patreon subscriber then he won't take your suggestions

    • @Maswartz226
      @Maswartz226 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can still suggest.

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ever see Attack of the Super Monsters?

  • @jekblom123
    @jekblom123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:05 yup, we have Shadow Moses Island to thank for disturbing Godzilla this time.
    Snake got deployed there too late though...

  • @aycaramba18
    @aycaramba18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:22 That slow-mo sound effect is hilarious.

  • @brassv2185
    @brassv2185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:55 can someone please tell me where this sound clips from?

  • @SL-cl9gt
    @SL-cl9gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the artist managed to make megalon look shocked

  • @crucaderd
    @crucaderd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:45 That Gamera Gegen Godzilla poster looks like Gamera is fighting the 1998 Godzilla!

  • @dtester
    @dtester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As a kid I loved the "Monster wrestling"...four suits just beating beating the shit out of each other!

  • @VegetaReal204
    @VegetaReal204 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm gonna start calling every kid in a monster movie Kenny.

  • @Burori1
    @Burori1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    With this movie you really gotta appreciate foreign dubbing. When I saw this one, it was dubbed in Bulgarian and the kid sounds MUUUUUCH more tolerable there.