Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. HEDORAH (RE-UPLOAD)

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  • @TheBrandonTenold
    @TheBrandonTenold  6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Sorry for all the obstructive text, but...y'know...

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'll enjoy ur Godzilla & Turkish knock-off episodes while I can. It is frustrating that Toho keep taking it dwn. & I definitely enjoy ur non-Godzilla episodes as well. Thanks for ur awesome channel!!

    • @fishhunter2491
      @fishhunter2491 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What I can't fathom is why they even care at this point Godzilla is not exactly trending anymore.

    • @nicholsliwilson
      @nicholsliwilson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      “Toho Co. Alienating our core fan base in the west since Brandon Tenold’s first Godzilla review.”
      This is the actual first line of their corporate homepage: “We are *determined to continuously focus on understanding what customers desire from us* and creating value to maximize their satisfaction….” Try harder Toho Co. Try harder.

    • @veelalynne
      @veelalynne 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      C’mon, Toho . You’re harshing our mellow.

    • @mitchfletcher2386
      @mitchfletcher2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veelalynne Yeah, so why don't you slob jockeys chill out and quit with the bad vibes?

  • @Sentenal
    @Sentenal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Ever sit back and think about how this is a movie about an allegory for pollution being defeated by an allegory for nuclear weapons?

    • @harrybechtle4333
      @harrybechtle4333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well nuclear energy is considered the best chance for clean energy

    • @Sentenal
      @Sentenal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@harrybechtle4333 True, but Godzilla is an allegory for nuclear weapons such as the atomic bomb, not just nuclear energy in general.

    • @valletas
      @valletas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Sentenal yea but that was the first godzilla who died in the first movie
      The second godzilla is more of an alegory for nature itself and he kinda acts as an protector of the enviroment

    • @drhacknslashzombietimelord6768
      @drhacknslashzombietimelord6768 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EPIC COMMENT WIN

    • @omegon2540
      @omegon2540 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone who studies climate (no really I do), I can confirm that nuking pollution may not work for some reason

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    As a kid i was jealous of the Kenny's Godzilla toys collection.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      As an old man I'm jealous of Kenny's Godzilla toy collection!

    • @goldishgex
      @goldishgex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same I wanted his Godzilla figure so bad

    • @matthewdunham1689
      @matthewdunham1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I had a awesome Godzilla, his fist shot out!

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Then you should see Monster Island Buddies' and Twisted Kaiju Theater's kaiju toy collections

    • @robertcasillas9793
      @robertcasillas9793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me to😃

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    "But then Hedorah comes from outerspace, so it's not our fault."
    Well if Hedorah crashed on a clean Earth he would have died because there's no pollution.
    So it is still our fault.

    • @wdsa7129
      @wdsa7129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well no shit Sherlock

    • @silverfish1924
      @silverfish1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Jurassic Hero it has no origin, you can always assume

    • @obsidian179
      @obsidian179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Jurassic Hero If anybody sent Hedorah, it probably would have been the Nebulans. They attack in the very next movie, and they’re from a world destroyed by pollution, so I can easily see a creature that feeds on pollution evolving there.

    • @VitaminCBable
      @VitaminCBable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pollution, as defined as carbon emissions, would still exist. Don't forget; all 'pollution' is still material matter. It's not like man has warped reality to the point that a new existence has been generated.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VitaminCBable It would munch on volcano fumes?

  • @ezrahenderson9424
    @ezrahenderson9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "We're all about to die.......Let's sing and dance while we can." Best Godzilla quote ever.

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      probably how people fearing Y2K felt

  • @adamfowler5475
    @adamfowler5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Hedorah opening his eyes with a startled look as he hears Godzilla roar, is one of the funniest moments in all of the franchise.

    • @Breadlord-2259
      @Breadlord-2259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Have you forgot about the whole 1998 movie?

    • @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn
      @I_want_White_Cheddar_Popcorn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@paleodon6896 less funny, more regretful. But it gets more hate than it deserves. I saw it and I must say, it was very enjoyable.

  • @Batfan103
    @Batfan103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Hedorah: “Godzilla! I need you to tell me that I can destroy Tokyo whenever I want!”
    Godzilla: “Hedorah, you may destroy Tokyo when-“
    Hedorah: “B*TCH DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!”

    • @vexedrat1874
      @vexedrat1874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hedorah: "All these squares make a circle..."

    • @gabrieldevoogel6225
      @gabrieldevoogel6225 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@vexedrat1874all these squares make a circle indeed Mr popo

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "Did you ever stop and think that maybe we're the real Godzilla, man?"
    KOTM took this line as a challenge. The writers didn't get drug fueled sarcasm, explains a lot.

    • @rocket_sensha4337
      @rocket_sensha4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but... what is sarcarms?

    • @adam6620
      @adam6620 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@rocket_sensha4337It’s joking around even if u say words that aren’t funny. For example, I’m glad Godzilla’s Revenge exists!

  • @DrawtoonzStudio
    @DrawtoonzStudio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    7:48
    The music makes it sound like Godzilla actually _is_ drunk.

    • @crystalcomedy1117
      @crystalcomedy1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe high??

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I want someone to edit it with Demoman’s drunken voice clips.

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most likely getting high. Even Godzilla needs to kick back and relax. That or he's on his way to an anti Vietnam war rally.

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A drunk and VERY fat guy

    • @pulsarstargrave256
      @pulsarstargrave256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeepEye1994 Maybe there's a lot of alcohol in Tokyo Bay?

  • @fenrismarrodane3289
    @fenrismarrodane3289 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    *Hedorah hitting that sweet pollution kush*
    *Godzilla roars*
    Godzilla: "Drugs are bad mmmkay!"

  • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
    @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Fun fact to Godzilla fans: the suit actor playing Hedorah took over playing Godzilla in the '80s & the 1st half of the '90s. 1 of the reasons why I love this episode. Its a tie in to Godzilla 1985. 😀

    • @slendymann2647
      @slendymann2647 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Satsuma had a long way

    • @DaveMiller6042
      @DaveMiller6042 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      RIP Kenpachiro Satsuma

  • @TheColonelKlink
    @TheColonelKlink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    TOHO's copyright strikes are becoming "Legendary."

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING WITH COPYRIGHT CLAIMS!!!!!!!*

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see what you did there...

    • @sizemic9717
      @sizemic9717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow your getting pretty “Atomic” with the puns

    • @kimberlycollier143
      @kimberlycollier143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck off

    • @Raction01
      @Raction01 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get it

  • @ishirotanaka
    @ishirotanaka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    This is basically what happens when you combine Pacific Rim with Captain Planet.

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would pay so much money to see that in reality...

    • @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978
      @xxedgy_outsiderxx9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      captian planet would be better combined ultraman but a mecha verison would be fun

    • @shaunblanch7689
      @shaunblanch7689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you a dude from a Godzilla movie?

    • @ishirotanaka
      @ishirotanaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaunblanch7689 who me? ...Nah!

    • @jaymartin8273
      @jaymartin8273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I...honestly wouldn't mind seeing that actually :=)

  • @HumanisticJones
    @HumanisticJones 6 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "Yep, he's a Kenny alright..."
    Well in that case....
    Godzillaaaaa! Godzillaaaaaa! Godzilla is really neat! He is made of dino meat! We've been eating Godzillaaaaaa!

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see what u did there.

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Scales! Claws! Teeth! Tail! Fins! Toho are a bunch of neeerds with a hate boner for Brandoooon.

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Do we admit we hate 1998? (YES!)
      But are we pleased with TO-HO'S GRUDGE?! (NO!)
      Weee thiiiink that Godzilla should
      Bloooowtorch them to deeeeeath!
      Godzilla is really neat!
      Godzilla is really sweet!
      We believe in Godzillaaaaaa!

    • @amirbagherzadeh9277
      @amirbagherzadeh9277 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brian Jones no no this is a Godzilla not a gamera movie 😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatonea-hole *HELLO THERE!!!*

  • @Optimalillusion
    @Optimalillusion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    In the Game Boy Godzilla game, Hedorah is the only monster that can't be punched off the screen. But, you can drop a boulder on him.

    • @Morningstar91939
      @Morningstar91939 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can actually punch him out in the Japanese version.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Godzilla needs to shoot his fire breath at Toho executives for blocking all these videos.

  • @donaldstuckiii
    @donaldstuckiii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Man the imagination of film makers back then was so unique. One of the best G movies just for the story

  • @goldishgex
    @goldishgex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I saw this when I was a kid and I pushed all these memories into the back of my head because it freaked me out so bad. Especially the scene where hedorah just kills some people doing a yoga lesson, like wtf

    • @Blutteufel
      @Blutteufel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hey, they deserved it-they were doing yoga after all.

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    0:30 *_"...good lord when is it gonna end?"_*

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      " *S A V E THE E A R T H!!!*
      *DEFEAT T H E EVIL A R O U N D U! SAVE T H E EARTH!!!!* "

    • @mitchman3006
      @mitchman3006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As in when is blocking this review gonna end

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In 1975.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Damn it Toho stop blocking our favorite TH-cam Canadian!

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I know Brandon doesn't really do characters in his reviews, but Freaked-out Smoked Aviators Brandon was astoundingly authentic.
    "Look man, I need you to tell me that I'm not gonna die if I leave this car, alright??"
    Saw a guy at a party who was that tripped out, thought he was a pitcher of orange juice and refused to move.

  • @mystut306
    @mystut306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Toho: sir it would appear that brandon has made another Godzilla vs. Hedorah review, what shall we do.
    Tomoyuki tamaka: Flag them... flag them ALL!!!

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandon: *FUCK U!! CORPORATE ASSHOLES!!!!* I'm just trying to make a living by riffing b movies and monster flicks along with "other" stuff

    • @justsomeguy6240
      @justsomeguy6240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Connor Porter Tomoyuki Tanaka is dead I think?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justsomeguy6240
      Maybe?
      Maybe not?!
      Who knows?!?

    • @menslady125eif2590
      @menslady125eif2590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he is, maybe his ghost is causing all this trouble!

    • @heartbust4624
      @heartbust4624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatonea-hole He's been dead since 1997

  • @dereknight861
    @dereknight861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When me and my friend watched this movie, i knew that he watched it before and just nearly lost his sanity sitting through this...so I did what I had to:
    Quoting Raoul Duke from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
    You’d be surprised how PERFECTLY FITTING most of his quotes would go with the movie.
    *scene of fish masks in dance bar* “I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody was giving BOOZE to these animals! It won’t be long now before they tear us to shreds.”
    Teens gather to sing against pollution: “But our trip was different. It was to be a classic affirmation of everything right and true in the national character. A gross physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country. But only for those with true grit.”
    Godzilla trapped in a pit getting hedorah sludge all over him: “Panic. It crept up my spine like first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. All these horrible realities began to dawn on me. There I was. Alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no story for the magazine, and on top of everything else, a gigantic god damned hotel bill to deal with. How would Horatio Alger handle this situation? Stay calm. Stay calm.”
    Godzilla appears seeming to be destructive while trying to ward off Pollution: “I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.”
    Showing off invention that’ll hopefully stop Hedorah regenerating: “Now this was a superior machine. Ten grand worth of gimmicks and high-priced special effects. The rear windows lit up with a touch like frogs in a dynamite pond. The dashboard was full of esoteric lights and dials and meters that I would never understand.”
    Godzilla walks away heroically: “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
    Seriously I could keep this up but you get my point. But my best friend laughed SO much and so loud it was worth it.
    EDIT: oh! See? Whatd I tell you! 8:38

    • @chuviis3508
      @chuviis3508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This was fun to read.

    • @Ratnoseterry
      @Ratnoseterry 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@chuviis3508 all Hunter S Thompson is fun to read lol highly recommended

  • @AxioProductions
    @AxioProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Glad to have this back, but I’ll download this video just in case

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY AFTER ALL!*

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did downloading something keep it if it gets removed or hidden on TH-cam?

  • @blackharvest6541
    @blackharvest6541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "We can't stop here, this is monster country"

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    wait a second. Fish people, an amorph and vaguely squid like monster, is this what you get when script writers had some weed and read too much HP Lovecraft?

    • @milanunosson9355
      @milanunosson9355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      should have been better if a giant squid was the main antagonist instead of hedorah

    • @phreakazoith2237
      @phreakazoith2237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@milanunosson9355 Godzilla vs. Cthulhu...would be cool

    • @milanunosson9355
      @milanunosson9355 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phreakazoith2237 yes in 1994 it was considered for godzilla to battle Cthulhu but was replaced by spacegodzilla

    • @korjira6404
      @korjira6404 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@milanunosson9355 Fuck whoever replaced that masterpiece with Space Godzilla.

  • @stephaniehornett2320
    @stephaniehornett2320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    9:00 the poor kitten. I hope it's still ok.

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:51 I always wondered what "Ponyo" would look like if it was directed by David Cronenberg.

  • @adamcartrette4037
    @adamcartrette4037 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Everytime a Brandon Godzilla video gets flagged.
    Hedorah: Huh? Hey come on man, you're harshing my mellow here.

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I can’t believe MST3K did “Godzilla vs the Sea Monster” and not this. Can you imagine how much material this would give them to work with?

  • @tvmasterc
    @tvmasterc ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Kenny's in danger."
    "OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!"

  • @BioGoji-zm5ph
    @BioGoji-zm5ph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    08:36 "I was in the middle of a goddamn aquarium! Somebody was giving BOOZE to these damn fish!"

  • @timberry4709
    @timberry4709 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    16:40 - - Looks like the Japanese Army is taking monster killing advice from America horror movies i.e. "The Thing from Another World".

  • @alexthehunted
    @alexthehunted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm still waiting for youtube to unblock my godzilla vs hedorah review it's almost like there trying to censor there mistake

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or they're just high as a kite; with sticks, the size of trees up their ass!

    • @alexthehunted
      @alexthehunted 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      or toho don't understand how fair use works like nintendo and warn brothers

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexthehunted
      U mean Warner Bros or as i like to call them, *THE BITCH BROS!*

    • @bonnie-hm5gq
      @bonnie-hm5gq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Godzilla vs godzilla

    • @bromodragone8405
      @bromodragone8405 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bonnie-hm5gq You mean, Final Wars?

  • @ToaAxiomMan
    @ToaAxiomMan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lesson: if you want to defeat a pollution monster summon a radioactive dinosaur who serves as an allegory for nuclear weapons

  • @pulsarstargrave256
    @pulsarstargrave256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Before the Japanese version was recently shown on TCM, I had forgotten how "Trippy" psychedelic this movie was! When I was younger, I couldn't figure it out, now I MUST have it for my collection! Hopefully, the American version will turn up on Blu Ray!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try getting the new Criterion Collection. It has ALL the Showa Godzilla films on Blu-ray.

    • @pulsarstargrave256
      @pulsarstargrave256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dubuyajay9964 Do they also contain the Classic Versions in English? I LOVE the "Save The Earth" song from "Godzilla v. The Smog Monster"!

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pulsarstargrave256 It has both English and Japanese. I think so? I'm in the middle of the movie after that atm.

    • @JapaneseMusicArchive
      @JapaneseMusicArchive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pulsarstargrave256 unfortunately no, so you'll have get it individually. But I would recommend the Criterion collection if you don't mind not having the dubbed versions for all of them, the quality is excellent and you still get the dubbed versions for about half of them for a cheaper price than buying them individually (some godzilla movies sell for no less than $30 each).

    • @pulsarstargrave256
      @pulsarstargrave256 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JapaneseMusicArchive Thank you

  • @LordHayabusa85
    @LordHayabusa85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Considering the direction the monsterverse is currently going, it would be apropos to put bring back hedorah for a future Godzilla movie.

    • @paulfranklin59
      @paulfranklin59 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They pretty much already set up destroyah in monsterverse by using an oxygen destroyer in king of the monsters 2019

  • @DiarraHarris
    @DiarraHarris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Silly Godzilla that flying jump kick is the best way to get to place to place!

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Isn't this a Re Re Upload. Or is it a Re Re Re Upload?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *A RE-RE UPLOAD!!*

    • @gadielgonzalez2755
      @gadielgonzalez2755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Reeeeeeee

    • @brickyboi3594
      @brickyboi3594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bryce McKenzie can you fuck off with your bitch ass

    • @CroPhantomX
      @CroPhantomX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re upload

    • @Godzilla-vd9lj
      @Godzilla-vd9lj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brickyboi3594 Wow, What An Asshole

  • @MrMarkerickson
    @MrMarkerickson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    What you called "castration" or "tearing out eyeballs," I figured to be eggs that could have made new Hedorahs, and Godzilla pinpointed their location by an instinct something like an ant's to destroy the rival group's eggs.

  • @Beardedvikingweirdo
    @Beardedvikingweirdo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh my God. That save the Earth song. I haven't heard it in forever

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky would have loved this movie.

  • @scottgrieb8095
    @scottgrieb8095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I guess i'll have to start watching this a 100 times over again to get it to a 100k views.

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I felt so bad for that cat that got literal crap poured on it. TTnTT

  • @lindaw4579
    @lindaw4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has always been my all-time favorite Godzilla movie (I'm strange that way). After a bad day at work, I think I'll get my dvd and watch it.

  • @thomashauguel6811
    @thomashauguel6811 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...first Godzilla series money shot...." Words I never thought I would hear together in the same sentence....😱🤦‍♂

  • @imperialguardproductions
    @imperialguardproductions ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Also fun fact: at 8:16 the scene where the 4 guys are playing Majong (I think) and then get killed by Hedorah, the 3rd guy from the left was actually one of the suit actors for Rodan.

  • @Gojirawars03
    @Gojirawars03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Welp Toho be stingy. They’re just jealous that this review is still more entertaining than their newest anime film.

  • @ztiantian6266
    @ztiantian6266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The military killing the villain kaiju/monster goes against the rules
    Destroyah who was killed by the military: Im going to ignore that

  • @aarongoddard2642
    @aarongoddard2642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    6:20 Oh look, Godzilla's making Fallout 76

  • @carribob1992
    @carribob1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:00 Hedorah just wanted to return that kitty cat to its owner.

  • @kzinful
    @kzinful 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh Brandon, the music was Sooo groovy man!!
    No drugs were harmed during the filming of this movie.

  • @HiperPivociarz
    @HiperPivociarz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Okay, what is Toho's deal with this review in particular? I swear, it was blocked like 10 times already

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *THEY'RE ASSHOLES!!!!!*

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      CookieMastah
      Here's what kills me: if they supposedly hate this movie so much, why keep blocking this episode?? Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!!

    • @Kylorin235
      @Kylorin235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brandon did say everyone involved with this movie is high on drugs.

    • @Derek_Smallshorts
      @Derek_Smallshorts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They're more ashamed of this one than Godzilla's Revenge???

    • @sheltonbrightjr.5988
      @sheltonbrightjr.5988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Derek Smallshorts
      THAT JUST RAISES MORE QUESTIONS!!!!! 😠😠

  • @marqsee7948
    @marqsee7948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hedorah is on the cover of Frank Zappa's album, Sleep Dirt, released in 1979.

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "For God's sake, man...
    Tell them to put on their golf shoes!!!!"

  • @sdm47
    @sdm47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’ll clear up the confusion about Hedorah
    Alien space matter landed on earth and fused with a bunch of earths polluted crap try to keep up

    • @sdm47
      @sdm47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      JurassicHero 3
      To quote one of my favorite videos “oh my god I just fucking explained it”

  • @mindisfrozen
    @mindisfrozen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Mr. Krabs: I've seen this before. Three times in a matter of fact!

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was in the middle of a fucking aquarium, and somebody was giving booze to the goddamn piranhas, won't be long now before they tear me to shreds

  • @mrasep_suwarna9429
    @mrasep_suwarna9429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    no one acknowledge the poor kitty :(

  • @joeyparkhill8751
    @joeyparkhill8751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Brandon Son of Godzilla is blocked at the moment is it possible for you to re-upload it?

  • @PREPFORIT
    @PREPFORIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    HEDORAH takes an industrial-sized Bong hit LMFAO.

  • @kuribayashi84
    @kuribayashi84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Going through the Showa-era Godzilla-Flicks these days (thanks to the Criterion-Set) and watched this flick yesterday... and it just might be one of my favourites so far, mostly on account of it having such a different feel and look when compared to all the films that predeced it. Hedorah is a fascinating and unique monster that gives Godzilla a *real* hard time. Also, the fact that it actually has something to say, a message, makes it stand out. The last movie to do this was the 1954-Original with its warnings against the misuse of nuclear power. This time, its pollution and humans destoying the enviroment (still a relevant topic 50 Years later) and the premise of having the two monsters whose origins are connected to these issues fight one another is great.
    The movie is a little slow, the characters are shallow and mostly forgotten about near the end and the Soundtrack is... weird, but that doesnt really diminish my apprechiation.

    • @richardpatterson1694
      @richardpatterson1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shin Godzilla has a message as well too.

    • @GipsyDangerfan
      @GipsyDangerfan ปีที่แล้ว

      I just hope the others get a Criterion release as well.

  • @sikujacob4556
    @sikujacob4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:20 - Hey! That movie, that animation, and that band is awesome!

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Oh my God what did Toho do to you this time Brandon?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *COPYRIGHT CLAIM / FLAG!!!*

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatonea-hole *SCREAMS INTERNALLY*

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@smithwesson1896
      *SCREAMS OUTSIDE!!!!*

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thatonea-hole *WHY ARE WE ALWAYS YELLING????*

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@smithwesson1896
      *BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SOUND SMART!!!!!!*
      *ATLEAST THAT'S WHAT SPONGEBOB SAYS IN BAND GEEKS!!!!!!!*

  • @VolumedMusicMan
    @VolumedMusicMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was one of the most hard-core Godzilla film I’ve ever seen. Hedorah takes a dump on the great one, and laughs😆! That drew enough heat for Godzilla kick that monster‘s a&$!

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is a callback to Saturday afternoons from 1 to 4pm. Creature Double Feature.
    in the 70's and early 80's Boston UHF channel 56 gave us 2 monster movies each
    Saturday. thanks for the memories Brandon.

  • @b.l.fisher8230
    @b.l.fisher8230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was my favorite Godzilla when I was a kid, wonderfully batshit...

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely wonderful. My favorite is that scene where Hedorah kills humans reduces them to skeletons, just by passing nearby. That's awesome man.

  • @adam6620
    @adam6620 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Never knew an acid trip could be a Godzilla movie tbh (I haven't seen Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas yet. Don't @ me).

  • @jonathanbethards3689
    @jonathanbethards3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:03 Hobo fisherman looks like a japanese version of Ortega from The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies.

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Is it wrong that i think this looks like it could be bizarrely entertaining ?

  • @iamthebaroness8148
    @iamthebaroness8148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:17 the most chilling kaiju roar in history

  • @kirkindog
    @kirkindog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I actually saw “Godzilla v the Smog Monster” @ the movie theater, as a kid, when it first came out & LUVED IT! Btw, those horns in Godzilla’ s intro music are AWESOME! 🎺🎷

  • @cernstormrunner7263
    @cernstormrunner7263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hedorah scared the shit out of me when I was little.

  • @blakemamba2067
    @blakemamba2067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:50. Well now I’m upset that this monster wasn’t in the “Godzilla: save the earth “ video game

  • @christopher961
    @christopher961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Does Toho have a hate boner for criticism of their most controversial kaiju film?

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *YES!!!!!!!*

    • @RIDDICK0911
      @RIDDICK0911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All big Japan companies are not ok with anyone using footage of their product without their consent. You think TOHO are bad? Look up how much youtube videos were blocked by Nintendo and SEGA.

  • @jackeldridge4225
    @jackeldridge4225 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I officially want to make a monster movie with a mal adult Kenny and a kid who keeps asking if Kenny is always annoying like this as tribute to your suffering through these.

  • @shockzilla0364
    @shockzilla0364 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    OH MY GOD TOHO, STOP BLOCKING BRANDON DAMMIT.

  • @spleefthedude7747
    @spleefthedude7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least there was no stock footage of older movies in this one.

  • @Crrrow
    @Crrrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:52 GYAH! The movies turning into the opening of Doctor No!

  • @TheHorrorGuru
    @TheHorrorGuru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm going to watch this video every time you reupload it because hell yes!

  • @chrismayclin6397
    @chrismayclin6397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The ghosts are probably “kami”, spirits of Japanese ancestors who are connected to nature after death in the Japanese traditional Shinto religion. Just a guess, though.

  • @haroldcarr1717
    @haroldcarr1717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of the first godzilla movies I saw, the first one I believe being godzilla vs biollante. I used to watch this movie all the time. It was my all time favorite godzilla film and one of the only ones I owned from the Showa era. This movie holds a special place in my heart with godzilla vs biollante,

  • @kinggoji953
    @kinggoji953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    17:05 the camera is on drugs right now

  • @WillieManga
    @WillieManga ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, you laugh now, but have YOU ever caught up with a sludge monster before? Don't think so!

  • @misiopuchatek152
    @misiopuchatek152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:32 eyes still in place soooo, the first guess was actually correct!

  • @fangthedergon1863
    @fangthedergon1863 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this movie somewhere on TV at a young age and it was my favorite Godzilla movie for a long time.... this explains my weird childhood.

  • @halberd-3291
    @halberd-3291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:00 Aw, poor baby.

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    amazing how both song tones are completely different yet both fit the visuals

  • @betanzo9989
    @betanzo9989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Always been one of my favorite godzilla movies

  • @alexplaysgames_2
    @alexplaysgames_2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like to think Hedorah’s origins are mixed. They are indeed an alien but after landing on Earth it got mutated from eating the earth’s toxic wastes. This would be another great monster to have in the MonsterVerse. A Titan that represents the Earth’s many toxic pollutions which are unnatural to the planet.

  • @Arwinstar
    @Arwinstar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That guy is the Japanese spider man

  • @daocvet
    @daocvet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I still think those were Hedorah's eggs, his eyes make no sense, not only do they not look like his eyes but he still has his eyes after that part!

  • @noahobermeier5726
    @noahobermeier5726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hedorah is me when I have to wake up on mondays

  • @richardpazic5931
    @richardpazic5931 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm sorry for the cat at 9:00 😢

  • @MangetsuSAMURAI
    @MangetsuSAMURAI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Re-upload again?
    Also, holy shit, I think Marty might be the killer!

  • @fullmetalninjaGT
    @fullmetalninjaGT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have u seen Shin Godzilla? He was created the same way as hadera!
    Little tadpoles exposed to pollution or radiation and merging together to make one big monster!

  • @stephenknizek2651
    @stephenknizek2651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Toxic Avenger! Now that's a movie Brandon should review. XD

  • @gschneyer
    @gschneyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember this from when I was a kid, and thinking how over-the-top the environmental message was. Oh and the Go-Go scene is actually my favorite part, somehow changing it makes it more impactful.

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We really, REALLY need to ask our governments to review the Fair Use laws so we don’t have to be careful of stuff like this!

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Japan doesn't even have Fair Use laws.

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What they have isn't really the same as fair use or open domain, but most of the time it's an American or English extension of the companies that get it flagged.. though with these i wouldn't be surprised if it's really japan's toho

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Japan is just...different

  • @BronyNumber4096
    @BronyNumber4096 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a copy of that book that I picked up from Goodwill and thinking the same thing.
    Really? The OMEN??? They're going to put _that classic_ in _this_ book?