Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SON OF GODZILLA (RE-UPLOAD)
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- Godzilla is back with "Son of Godzilla" (1967), the movie that shows not only is Godzilla an unstoppable engine of destruction, he's also a proud father! (Originally aired May 20th, 2014)
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I think the reason Minilla looks that way is because he was born premature. After all it was the Mantis that broke his egg open.
That’s actually a really good theory
That … that actually makes sense
Minilla is a failed abortion. Toho better canonise this.
YOU'LL NEVER GET IN MORTAL KOMBAT LIKE THIS.
@@jjj9640 what?
The ending with godzilla huging mina while they hibernate is very heart warming.
Yet disturbing since Godzilla is actually caring for a what-would-soon-become the abominable snowman from frickin Rudolph
ATTENTION: PLEASE GIVE YOUR LIFE TO THE LORD JESUS CHRIST OR HELL IS YOUR FINAL RESTING PLACE
@@freddiestranger9783 Nope.
@@freddiestranger9783 im an athiest sorry i don’t care about your Sky Daddy ❤️
Heartburn and heart warming are not the same thing.
Its a woman! They do exist! The legends are true. The last time I heard anyone say stuff like that was in a comic book store.
Wait what? 😂.
The thumbnail looks like Godzilla was telling him: "This is our child, isn't he annoying?"
I live near Toho studios, Im going to start picketing them with a sign that says "Stop Buggin' Brandon!"
Toho:NEVER YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHALL MAKE A HAUL MOVIE ABOUT MANILLA WAHAHAHA
It's amazing how stupid some copyright trolls are about publicity. Does Toho seriously think they're losing any sales to Brandon's video? Do they not get that he's advertising their product to a whole new audience?
Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
@@michaelccozens Japanese Business culture is very conservative. Free advertising isn't something they understand, and therefore it's bad.
@@michaelccozens Same company that thinks pissing off millions of MST3K fans over two movies (not their best) is a great idea.
Especially when it's never really stopped anyone from seeing those episodes - just stopped Toho from making that money.
15:08 By far the best audio gag. Not only did Brandon use the shocking gasp joke, But did three versions of the gasp to be a collective, as well consistent for the other characters he was dubbing.
It's time to play the Brandon Tenold Toho Drinking Game. Take a shot every time TOHO yanks one of his videos off TH-cam. And everytime it gets reposted.
Man, that game kills more people than the Steven King Drinking Game
Austin Powers made that joke for a reason.
I got a better one. Take a shot every time you get a notification from Brandon Tenold that isn’t about a Godzilla review.
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*DRINKING GAMES CAUSE MORE DEATHS THAN CAR ACCIDENTS, NOWADAYS!!!*
Alcohol poisoning
This is a world where 100 foot tall monsters attack on the regular, why would they find a 6 foot mantis extraordinary?
David Parry I think this is a hentai joke so I don’t want to know anything else about that
6 foot? Do you know how height works?
Nvm this was 3 years ago
@@junyah4152 hes comparing 100 to 6 do you know how height works 🤡
yeah it's not like it's a woman
Toho stop. Stop. Toho. Calm down. TOHO don't push the big red button!
I aggree with Your comment
Toho: I want to push it
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Kumonga was so impressive to me. Imagine the work it took from many people to animate it. That final battle was fun and intense. When I watched it for the first time I kept yelling "watch out for the poison stinger!"
I will say that this movie gave rise to a very charming public service announcement in the 1990s: clips of Godzilla and son goofing around, accompanied by the theme song from "The Courtship of Eddie's Father". ("People, let me tell you 'bout my best friend...") The tagline: "You don't have to be larger than life to be a good dad...just spend time with your kids. It takes a man to be a dad."
By God imagine what Toho will do for Godzilla's Revenge
*T H E ~ H O R R O R!!!*
*T H E - H O R R O R!!!!*
@@thatonea-hole *YOU'RE THAT NINJA!!!*
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🎵 *A G A I N S T - T H E ~ N I N J A*
By God, Toho's broken him in half!
@@thatonea-hole after all this time, it is revealed to be the second account
I have to be honest. I unironically like this movie. It has cute moments , and the ending is genuinely touching.
It has its good moments.
Still, the baby Godzilla from the Heisei Era is far superior to Minilla lol
It's my understanding that Toho also threw a fit when Mystery Science Theater 3000 poked fun at a couple of Godzilla movies too (VS Megalon & VS The Sea Monster), which is why they only did a couple and they're tough to find now. The studio that made the Gamera movies sensibly took it all in stride and didn't give them any trouble over it, if anything MST3K was going to make people want to watch their movies MORE, in fact a lot of the otherwise obscure and forgotten movies they've riffed have gotten second lives thanks to their show.
I mean give me a break Toho, it's people in rubber suits kicking over doll houses and stepping on toy tanks and trucks, how fucking serious are people supposed to take it? Lighten up!
"I mean give me a break Toho, it's people in rubber suits kicking over doll houses and stepping on toy tanks and trucks, how fucking serious are people supposed to take it? Lighten up!"
Bud... you have SEVERELY mischaracterized the franchise. How serious are people supposed to take it? Well, let's look at those totally unserious moments in the first movie when a widow huddled her children around her and said they were going to see their father in heaven soon as Godzilla stomped his way toward them. And how about later in the hospital when a doctor waves a GEIGER COUNTER over a small child and the instrument goes WILD!? Or how about when that small girl cries bloody murder over her dead mother being hauled away?
And let's not forget The Return of Godzilla (1984) where Godzilla destroys a Russian nuclear submarine and nearly causes World War III? How serious should people takes these movies? As seriously as each individual movie is meant to be taken. Don't paint the whole series with broad strokes, man. You do the entire franchise a disservice with that kind of rhetoric.
@@BioGoji-zm5ph You've got a valid point, though I still think the more exposure their films get the better even if it's in parody like MST3K and Rifftrax, the better for the franchise. It is still after all just science fiction about a giant monster, not a film about something terrible that actually happened or ever will, yeah sure movies like the first one had a certain level of seriousness and were meant as commentaries on nuclear weapons and power, but in the end it still has an amount of silliness to it given the effects. They just need to relax and not always come out swinging at people, that's all I'm saying.
The old "no such thing as bad publicity". However the real issue with Toho is that is a Japanese Corporation and runs under Japanese Business Laws and practices. Over there , all the owners, share holders, and interests in a corporation would ALL have to agree for fair use agreement, as Japan has no "fair use" laws. This is why corporations like Toho , Sony, Nintendo, etc, are so controlling of their copyrighted properties.
8:34 "why is it a secret?"
"Well let me tell you mr journalist exactly why it's a secret, as it concerns the safety of the whole world that it remains so, I'll trust you not to tell anyone thou. Now why were you here again?"
"I'm here to reveal all your secrets!"
"... Well I see no reason why I shouldn't tell you about it."
"He looks like what would happen if Kermit the Frog f**ked the Pillsbury Doughboy."
-- Brandon Tenold, 2014
Lol
XD
Toho.......stop it, get some help
*PROCEEDS TO GET MCDONALD'S FROM ADVICE FROM MICHAEL JORDAN*
@@thatonea-hole *TYPES EVERYTHING IN ALL BOLD CAPS TO GIVE THE IMPRESSION THAT I AM DESCRIBING SOMETHING WHILE ALSO SCREAMING*
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*AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!*
@@thatonea-hole *REEEEEEEEEEEEE*
@@smithwesson1896 *WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY*
22:18 "But dad shouldn't we stay by the fire and keep warm?"
" Listen Minya it's a cold cruel world it's best you learn that now come with me and freeze."
Minia, the Kenny of monsters. As if Kennys weren't bad enough on their own.
....hey
I was expecting Minilla to be more like Seasons 1-3 Eren Yeager.
@@LegoManiac_101 honestly that guy was more bearable, if anything around season 3 he started to change and was different around the end of the season
This was actually my first Godzilla movie.
Impressively, I still became a fan.
Has anyone ever noticed that Manila looks more like King Kong than he does like Godzilla? Recall that old saying:
_Mama's baby, papa's maybe_
I think that Mrs. Godzilla forgot to tell her husband about what happened that time he went to Tokyo on that business trip...
How in the hell does Minilla look like King Kong? And yes your probably talking about the Showa King Kong, but I honestly don't see the resemblance in either version of Kong. I think it's just you.
I thought it was from Spring break at Cancun
@@PsychoSpartan687 hes blind
@@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes wth is a sweaty pie idiot
Lowkey one of my favorite G films. It's hilarious.
Same^^
Saw this pop up and immediately said, "poor Brandon"
*POOR, COPYRIGHT CLAIMED CONSTANTLY BY TOHO BRANDON*
Toho basically puting him through an abusive relationship
fuck you!
Godzilla ' vs you
@@frankporter260 what wrong with you? You need a doctor
This honestly used to be one of my favourite films as a child, mainly due to the giant Mantises and the Tarantula...
As crappy as the movie is, those things are pretty cool. Hopefully they got recycled into a film that actually made proper use of them.
I’ve told some of the people here about a fanfic I’m doing. I actually use a decent portion from this movie including a lot from the weather control being used on my version of monster island to keep monsters satisfied, as well as plenty of Kamacuras and Kumonga scenes.
@@shanelogan630 Kumonga was one of their better kaiju ideas.
It’s why the main focal point of my fan fox this far is the nostalgia feel. I’d like it to be anime/manga fashioned, with an FLCL color style to mirror the 60’s-80’s Japanese movie look, with the monsters more modern appearances from the 90’s to 2000’s movies so it’s like a double blast of nostalgia watching older familiar monsters designs. Kumonga in my story is one of the few that gets its old look as well, cause I grew up with the American Spiega version, so I’m the story there are in fact two. Spiega is a smaller male with a dustier brown color like when it initially emerges in this movie. Kumonga is the larger female and by far deadlier. The very first story we witness a mating ritual on the island when the main characters venture onto the monster island research center for repairs. The area was supposed to be clear but a scheme is uncovered by the main G-Force character that a small group of G-Force soldiers hating the main female lead for her love of monsters allowed the spiders to remain in their sectors as a means to allow her to be killed. Her knowledge saves herself and the team with her proving that though she hates G-Force she wouldn’t resort to allowing them to be killed on her watch. This foreshadows Kumonga’s own episode later when the scientist investigate the crumpled remains of Spiega, eaten by Kumonga who now has a large egg clutch buried in the valley on monster island. In order to prevent a population explosion the scientist has to go in and remove the eggs and put them in a cryo incubator in order to allow selective hatching. Of course Kumonga will not take kindly to her clutch being taken and chaos will ensue before Godzilla comes.
Godzilla had a third one?
Damn it Big G keep it in your nonexistent pants.
At least Little Godzilla is the true son of Godzilla
@@duncananderson2113 He's so much more cuter and makes more sense as the heir to the king of the monsters.
@@Snowfang00 I like to believe Legendary Godzilla and Final Wars Godzilla is Godzilla JR.
@@duncananderson2113 This isnt true, Legendary Godzilla is a completely different continuity and Godzilla in Final Wars was confirmed to be the same individual from the showa continuity. Its why in that movie when he fights Anguirus, King Caesar and Rodan, he spares them because they were his friends in the showa period.
@@Snowfang00 oh well I have my headcanon but still I'd like to Godzilla JR reinvented into the legendary films and NOT Minya.
Quick watch it before Toho takes it down again!
Godzilla Junior from the Heisei era was Minilla done right imo. For one he was actually cute and for two we got to see him grow up and even throw down with Aggregate Destoroyah!
Good to see this has been re-uploaded. Thank you for uploading this :)
damt Toho!!! just stop it already!!!!
13:17 Its the trailer for 1998 godzilla run
I'm ashamed to say this was my favorite Godzilla movie as a little kid
It’s actually not so bad.
I do think that this film is actually pretty good
Mine as well. I still love it, u am unashamed to admit.
Even when I was 8 years old in the 70’s we laughed at how dumb this was.
I love the idea that Kamacuras overhears others not thinking it's a big deal and just lowers it's head in defeat
Jesus Christ toho leave the reviews of your movies on TH-cam be. They did nothing wrong!
#godzillareviewvideolivesmatter
They probably don’t like their movies being criticized from some stupid reason
Except the harsh criticism
Except for the one that praises Minia, that one can get demonitized
Japanese companies are very, very weird about reviews.
12:51 Because when Minilla hatched on the island, Godzilla adopted him right away.
So he isn't godzilla's son
@@phantomraider8383 not biologically but Godzilla did raise him as his own
@@Foxy-yz6wo Exactly.
I’d love to see you do a video on either the Puppet Master or Ghoulies films.
Only found this channel recently and it’s great keep up the good work
Out of all the Godzilla movies, this is more of a comfort movie. I just think it’s good for a family night
y'know, in a tiny handfull of scenes early in the movie(when he's brown and being stabbed), minilla actually manages to look abit cute. of course, all of these scenes happen to be ones where you can't see his face or make out proper details about his form.
so, i guess, a giant brown blobby froglet that you can't see the face of is kinda cute.
*THIRD TIMES THE CHARM!!!!*
*SINCE IT'S THE THIRD TIME THAT HE REUPLOADED THIS*
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*YUP!*
*ARE U HAPPY NOW?!?*
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*THINKING ABOUT IF I SHOULD CHANGE IT BACK!!!*
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FUCK YOU
I actually don’t mind this one. Minilla is easier to take in Japanese. And the model work is beautiful
THANK YOU FOR RE-UPLOADING THIS VIDEO I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon's videos never cease to entertain me.
WHY TOHO!?
Also, thanks for the reupload Brandon!
For all the sh*t that the 1998 Godzilla movie gets (and well deserved), one good thing did come from it. The animated series that followed. I recommend any Godzilla fan to check it out
Looking at this I’m beginning to think Godzilla 98 wasn’t that bad
@@remixchild no, it was. It's just that the animated series is that good
@@Piledriver2006 98 was bad compared to Godzilla being Captain Planet, or godzuke b4 that was a thing?
@@remixchild those movies were goofy as hell. They was obviously made for children and yes they aren't what I would call watchable, but they weren't made for my tastes. Whereas 98 had the intention of being a movie for Godzilla fans and failed miserably. So when I say 98 is bad, I mean a painful embarrassment
@@Piledriver2006 I actually like the 1998 Godzilla movie and animated series, and by now I have seen several Japanese Godzilla movies. Although my favorites are Final Wars, and Godzilla vs MechaGodzilla 1 & 2.
THANK YOU! I have been wanting to watch this one since I discovered your channel via one of your other Godzilla reviews a month and a half ago or so and it's been down all this time. Some may get tired of the reuploads (NC's has had to do a lot lately) but there're more of us who don't mind or maybe didn't get to your your originals.
The "brainwaves" comment was meant to be an indication that Minlla's egg was giving off as a sort of SOS that he was ready to hatch. However the mantises felt the signal as well and tried to go for an easy meal.
Also, the 54 Godzilla and the new one were part of a large pod of marine reptiles that went undiscovered and were basically killed off when the H bomb went off. This egg isn't Godzilla's or the 54 Godzilla's, but it doesn't really matter in the end.
Fun fact there’s a version of the movie we’re Godzilla just leave minnila to die and just abandons him at the end
I can see it Son of Godzilla directors cut.
Coming to Japanese cinemas summer 3999
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0:57 Why is Brandon's cigar sticking in the side of his face, that looks really painful.
maybe he just spit it out and it's in mid air?
Godzilla is holding it
@@FractionFractal Godzilla has his own cigar. Brandon's is sticking out of his face. Unless you mean that Godzilla is holding Brandon's cigar while rubbing his shoulders in which case I then have to ask how Brandon's shirt isn't on fire from having a lit cigar be ruled onto his shirt like that?
TOHO should just give up at this point.
Agreed
NEVER!
Yep
I personally wouldn't be surprised if they even not know that happen. There was case when TH-cam bots flagged official review of some company, because they were unaware that they need ask them to not do that @_@
They won’t. Companies are insane. They do things over and over again expecting different results when in reality they’re going to get the same results every time. It’s hilarious just stupid people are.
DAMNIT! It took me 30 years to get that tune out of my head!
You make me laugh hard while remembering my youth. Have to say that I showed this movie to my kids(8,7,5) second after the original knowing they would love it and they sure did .....lol
the ice-cold roasting of Winnipeg made me laugh like crazy. :D
Man I know how this feels... Toho took down one of my reviews as well. Why TOHO why!
Dang Brandon, your videos sure help the shit come out when I’m realistically constipated.
Brandon gets molested by Godzila in this one. Well, according to the thumbnail anyways.
This movie was re-dubbed in the early 2000s which is the version you reviewed. I grew up with a different dub which included dialog and funny voices. The old voices were funny and annoying just like Godzilla vs Monster Zero.
Here's my theory on the Son of Godzilla and wifey looks like a walking turd.
THEORY: those three mantis attacked the are you cracked it open, and in doing so forced the Son of Godzilla to be born prematurely and deformed. So what we have is the Son of Godzilla but then the way he does because he was a premature birth not allowed to fully develop.
That's actually a very common theory in the fandom.
Well, let's not forget that Godzilla himself also looks like a walking turd in this movie.
Worst Godzilla suit ever.
@@greywillowgaming2366 no this is my favorite godzilla
@@greywillowgaming2366 you haven't seen the suit from Godzilla Raids Again, did you?
@@bizarreutahraptor I have. It still looks ok compared to this one.
Minya, a.k.a. the Scrappy Doo of the 'Godzilla' franchise.
He's not that bad
22:12
The original FATHER SON KAMEHAMEHA
You had me at kamehameha
I had a weird theory that Godzilla inspired Goku....the breath and Kamehameha and their fighting ethic.....seems very similar don't it
Yes 👍
Also I am listing to a pacific rim song
You should do " Godzilla's Revenge"..His son is even more goofy and mentors a bullied boy as he can magically shrink down to the kids size..then grow back up to his original size🙄
I think this is like the third time that this has been re-uploaded. They really don't want you to have this one review.
What if Godzilla got his atomic breath
From that giant coke in the 1900s.....
This is the best Godzilla review ever done. Minya deserves to be forgotten.
What?!? Minya was the inspiration for Godzooky, and I love Godzooky.
Yeah, and Godzilla Junior in Godzilla vs Destroyah didn't even die to the antagonist's final form. Sad.
One of your best reviews!!
3:30 honestly, i thought YOU added the music like you have at times :)
In the next Godzilla review which is most likely Godzilla Vs Biollante; He should really co-review it with Gojifan1993. I've been saying it for a couple months now, i call the future review Brandon and
Gojifan's excellent review.
*E X C E L L E N T*
@@thatonea-hole " EPIC GUITAR SOLO"
I've never seen that opening on any of the copies I had
i love your videos they are on point, very funny, i love all the Godzilla movies but you state the obvious in a very funny way, we've been thinking it but you said it out loud. gotta check 4out your other videos, are you going to do all the Godzilla movies? or just some of them? what else do you review? love your channel.
The giant mantis is actually called a kamakaris
which means mantis
You watch wikizilla too uh.
Yes 👍
No his name is Kamacuras
Macubics
You’re right
The dub named her Raeko, but she is initially called Saeko.
Are we just going to ignore that the music for this is awfully similar to the music from Curb Your Enthusiasm?
There's also Son of Dracula
And son of the pink panther?
Makes own Godzilla animation
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Tri-Star, home of the world-famous All-Nasal Voiceover Crew.
I'll admit to having a soft spot for this one. Though part of that could be it was the only Godzilla film I had on tape growing up so I watched it incessantly. Brings back some good memories even if the film itself is a little sub par and goofy.
@8:58, we have a 20' long driveway. Yes shoveling snow can be torturous :/
# 1 godzilla movie you tube ch right here 💜👍🏆
Growing up Sonic Godzilla was my favorite movie I even cried when they froze Godzilla and his son amuse me love this movie
Minilla is also called the god of youthness, because he is able to change his size and stayed young til 2004 final wars
For some reason, everytime the text on the screen pops up I read; "Footage claimed by Idaho"
I always thought Minilla (or Minya?) was Godzilla’s special little brother......
Unfortunately his son. There was even a PSA on proper parenting using Godzilla and Minya.
2:50 how did he knew? Well you see, he is the grown up Kenny of previous, and older, and unaired Gamera, that's that !
“How did the praying mantis get that big?”
“The intense heat from the radioactive storm”
So in other words it was your fault
For years I thought that Baby Sinclair looked like Minilla.
Minya is live action, and Godzukie is animated, right?
Yes.
No shit Sherlock
@Jurassic Hero Technically Jr. is always animated.
Not even the scientific genius that created a growing flying android can figure out a way to make Winnipeg livable.
That's why their resident kaiju Tyler Myers is likely moving to Vancouver.
When I was a kid & this played regularly on non-cable tv (😡 w/the original dub) I never saw that pre-title plane scene. Godzilla walked towards the the camera & the title splashed across the screen. Never saw the plane scene until Tri-Star got their hands on this movie (😡 & chngd the dub).
Giant mantises? Dracula lives on this island?
Kumonga may not be the most powerful of Godzilla's enemies but you have to admit it's clicking noise is pretty terrifying.
Wow, the Video Treasures VHS version I had as a kid doesn’t have the cockpit scene in it at all in the beginning. Just the storm.
11:47, big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly, especially when I hit my daddy with a frying pan
Hits dark with said item
Earl: fran!
Godzilla's kid is the equivalent of Scrappy Doo.
OR YOU SAY GODZILLA KING OF THE MONSTERS,GODZILLA VS KONG
Wait, Godzilla's son is called Manilla/Minya? All this time I've been calling him Godzuki!
Different monster.
There was supposed to be a movie called the bride of Godzilla?
This movie can explain why Godzilla’s son is a thing
Brandon terold: welp we started with Godzilla vs monster zero then Godzilla vs the LOBSTER DINNER and left with THIS OBOMINATION AGAINST NATURE
The pilot at the beginning of the movie is the same actor as the original ultraman's human host
Ultra Man’s human what?
Human host, basically the human Ultraman manifested with, which then gives said human, the ability to transform into ultraman
So glad it re-uploaded!
sad that he cant post Godzilla videos reviewing the movies . Also, and technically giving Toho publicity.
As a kid, I vaguely remember a Godzilla movie with another smaller Godzilla who can instaneous grow up, fire smoke rings, and a had human kid as a friend who kinda had a Home Alone situation in his story.
That is called "All Monsters Attack'' AKA "Godzilla's Revenge"