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KSP: Absurd Contraptions - The Transcendence Device
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ค. 2016
- Because having a corporeal form gets boring after a while.
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Music (in order):
Jumpin And Jivin 4 - Martin Landh (Epidemic Sound)
Jumpin And Jivin 1 - Martin Landh (Epidemic Sound)
Rookie Mistake 2 - Martin Gauffin (Epidemic Sound)
Silly Moods 2 - Gunnar Johnsén (Epidemic Sound)
Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: www.epidemicsou...
Outro music: Simon Viklund - Power Plant (Bionic Commando Rearmed OST)
Game: Kerbal Space Program (kerbalspaceprog...)
Version in video: 1.1.0 (I think, I recorded this ages ago!)
Kerbals are actually Infinite as the universe itself, but the spacesuit holds them into one small Kerbal sized package. Your device weakens the space suit so they can take on their original form.
Kerbals ARE the universe!
No, the Kraken did it, and why does the kerbals can have no suit also?
@@maxfax1012 hey their bodies are solid but Danny used it to weaken their bodies to open their shell
Reminds me of the Vorlons from Babylon 5.
And that's why they are also immortal... except when Danny steps in
*Me*:Danny how do you land at the Mun?
*Danny*: first step, relocate the Mun
Note: Destroying the Mun is not the same as relocating it.
+Peter LeRoy “Apl 527097” Barnes Now is not the time! That comes later.
Blue Shell Well, we have destroyed the Mun many times already, in many different universe, and every time we did, it got undestroyed after we left and came back. Luckily this process is not as complicated as the rest of rocket science.
So... it's not rocket science?
Cameron McAllister Of course it is. It's just the litho-breaker vs. litho-transporter sort of rocket science.
Danny is an artist. Modern art. Using Kerbals instead of paint.
"You did it! You smeared your victim across the fabric of the cosmos! Watch as it struggles with INFINITE PAIN! Eventually flattening out. Like a transcended bug on a windshield! And when all physical form is lost. Spacetime breaks too!" I swear when I hear this it looks like a how to for some demented all powerful being as if this action is common place.
soooo... HowToBasic?
@@Seldser no its howtogod
Step 1! Make a spinner for the victim.
Step 2! THROW THAT BOY INTO THE SPINNING GRINDER!
Step 3! You have done it! You made spaghetti!
@@mladenperic6041 How to Cthulhu. Turns out, Cthulhu is just a kerbal after Danny got through with them.
Wife:"You're not the center of the universe Jedediah"
Jeb:"Oh am I"
Introducing the Transcendence 2000, make yourself the literal center of the universe
*the Danny corporation is not responsible in any way shape or form if you are
-spagetified
-stretched across space time
or if
-you punch a hole in space time
-become a singularity
or in any other cases of bodily harm*
ihaveagun22 Question:can i tell my parents i have become the center of the universe?
Yes
I'll take 10!
Jeb: "it is time" *buys device and becomes centre of universe*
NOTE: i'm from the UK so dont say my spelling is wrong
@@addust your spelling is wrong
"Danny! What did I tell you not to do?"
"Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods?"
"And what did you do?"
"Turn my astronauts into Elder Gods..."
Gravity falls reference?
👌😂👌
👣
Astronaut:*yeeted into a smear* yippeee!
@@marc.rowley57 i think so
Time to make some kerbals into corpses!
I wonder if Squad has a folder labeled "Glitches Danny has Discovered/Created" at their HQ
well they are subbed to him. So it's not impossible.
A folder? They made their office out of the paper the glitches were written on!
I really hope they do but also label it DO NOT FIX
Probably full
I'm pretty sure Danny is a glitch, every game he plays breaks.
Dude... a 9 minute video with on point music, editing, AND comedy?
Now THIS is the Danny I like to see.
Squad Developers are curled up under their desks crying right now...
"NASA, Get on my level!" - Danny2462
Are you secretly a Squad bug tester who's capitalizing on his job by pointing out the fun bugs?
If so, keep it up.
If not, keep it up anyway!
yes
I can already see this being scaled up for mass transcendence. If you were looking for a 150k sub special idea, there it is.
It's like the Dwemer from Skyrim all over again.
what, do you want to transcend time too?? (time travel)
+A Thermonuclear Explosion I find you name very Chill and Relaxing
So... Danny just created the flying spaghetti monster?
Once again yep
pastafarism 4 lief
pastafarism
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY SPAGBABBI MONSTER
With actual kerbals
Wait, Danny built a NORMAL ROCKET?! What is happening?!??!!!?
For science, sacrifices have to be made.
+Peardude89 true, but how far is too far...
+AlienXtream1 well, i guess too far?
he has stretched space time so far, he has become "normal"
(brain.exe has stopped working due to the lack of danny's normal)
Spagetificator
Trancendence divice
Now what about a large hadron collider in KSP !!!!!!
Anonymous with kerbals
You mean a little grape smusher device
Large kerbal collider*
You should make a version of this where you spaghettify multiple kerbals at once.
...why did I not try that?! Good idea!
My theory of how would be to eva a bunch of kerbals next to each other and burn the mangler into them. (no idea if it will work though)
We must do I it.... FOR SCIENCE!!!
Check out my Patreon page, after all that's why you'll be able to enjoy future videos from me!
Page: www.patreon.com/Danny2462
Announcement video: th-cam.com/video/9CcRv0KvLXo/w-d-xo.html
I'm also working on a game-y thing with HOCgaming for this year's annual charity stream he's been making! It's VR, it's fun, it's nowhere near complete! Simply great!
th-cam.com/video/OsYXLZT_5oc/w-d-xo.html
keep up the good work dooby
he's posting videos again! I'm so happy! Glorious Day! First a youtuber actually recognized me and now more funny videos!
very nice, maybe with multiple subjects in a bigger device...
also another thing: "orbital high five" please.
Are you still going to post your vids on youtube?
Effwon Yt all his vids are going to be on youtube, but he can make more videos if people support him
buy a transcendence device, become a one dimensional being today!
xD
Danny, there is a bug that will allow you to get infinite symmetry (And warning it crashes the game easily)! You simply place something with a symmetry of 8 on a part that you can place elsewhere on the vessel. You can then place the part with the ring of 8 other parts on it on the vessel also with symmetry set to 8. Then, if you were to mouse over one of the original pieces that you first set to 8 while holding something and hitting the symmetry cycle, your symmetry will bug out and now be set to some crazy number- I think it would be 64 just from that. You can essentially do this exponentially. Enjoy. Sorry if my comment was confusing as hell.
GOOD NEWS, EVERONE! I've found the KSP install I had these craft files in! Click this link to download the .craft files: www.mediafire.com/download/4r3g4br96kj6ipz/Transcendence_Devices.zip
Also added to the description!
Enjoy.
First Reply.....
Make a time warping device using quantum physics to go back to 0.17 and find the magic Boulder =D
why go to 0.17?
+FRESH magic bolder first appeared there
+kim becerra
then why are you watching them?
+kim becerra then unsubscribe to Danny
MURPH! DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!
MOOORD
MURPH
Ha, Interstellar reference.
another episode of Absurd Contraptions?
haven't been this excited since MAiKSP 7
The "transcended bug on a windshield" has got to be one of my favorite lines to date. Not sure how many times I've watched these videos, but you just gotta love them. The happy music playing while talking about the Kerbals struggling with infinite pain was pretty uplifting too!
Welp, looks like you made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!
you shattered my ravioli
Wait, look. It's a message from Danny!
He didn't read the enclosed instruction book!
Classic meme
NOICE
"smeared across spacetime" is one of my favorite expressions ever.
"Experience Tranquility"
Zenyatta would be horrified.
yeah
I love the fact he used fresh kerbals each time....For Freshness!!!
danny made HarvesteR give up.
he spent years upon years trying to fix the game, but danny always found a new glitch and made HarvesteR have bad dreams for weeks every time.
The things he's seen Danny do with this game haunt his nightmares...
And the laughing; oh God, the laughing!
'Ere he ascended and the eight became nine, he walked among us, not as a god, but as man!
This is honestly my favourite channel
It's actually extremely comedic and the videos are simply made (yet made very well) and are fun to watch
Who said science wasn't fun!
Also why don't you turn on ads?
For some additional financial support
+Klaatos Anonymous
Danny's sound effects.
Spot on.
and how many times did you get the game to say: "I'm done with you"?
"Oh, looks like you'll have to make the funnel bigger, that's not gonna fit"
Danny: "F A S T E R"
It’s wonderful coming back to these videos, thanks again for the laughs!!
What if Danny is secretly a Squad Bug Tester and he shows his findings on TH-cam?
0:43 i really like the "plop" sound!
No one will ever know the joy I feel when I see a Danny vid appear in my sub box. Keep it up, man!
It never fails to amaze me how the heck you even manage to find these things.
I love it.
Holy hell, your production quality went through the roof! Excellent video, keep it up Danny.
The Half Life 2 fast zombie sounds KILL ME every time!
The fact that the orbits themselves completely seem to break is just wonderful.
One of your best videos as of late Danny, the music is really well synced with the video!
Apparently KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM is an anagram of SPOCK GRAB ME REAR PAL and BEES LACK A PR PROGRAM.
finally! I can indulge in the suffering of kerbals! notifications are wonderful to get here quick
1:34 this is the most inspiring booster separation I have ever witnessed.
This video has a very high level of skill put into the editing. Nice work.
Ah! I like this ending more! (Also I couldn't help but burst into laughter at the end with the the spazzing but I thought this was kind of obvious). New supporter on patreon soon!
I found a glitch. You basically make a tiny little rocket with escape rockets that you don't use till you land, you power down the escape engines, then you full throttle while EVA'ing the kerbal at the same time, wait till the escape capsule crashes, then switch vehicles, and, Voila! you have summoned a kerbal jesus.
And if you jump while sprinting, he will change form. I got a Zombie when I tried this.
The Kraken enter into "volunteers" and got control without exploding
Okay but like
I've been laughing at "Suck it, Copernicus!" For 3 minutes now.
Kerbalocentric worldview is the only worldview.
oh the sounds effects at 3:20 sent me into a laughing fit- thanks for that danny!
3:18
I can't stop laughing at it..
"Don't fight it.."
Herrja NNEERRRRR.. **Random growling sounds**
Danny, I've been watching you for 3 years now, and it is good to finally have you back
wow.... stalker much :p jks
+AlienXtream1 how did you know?
Thewatcher takes one to know one :P
You said spaghetti... **muffled NYEH HEH HEH in the distance**
"Experience Tranquility!"
Pretty sure that is the opposite of tranquility. It's more like a Discovery Channel special on the birth of new eldritch abominations.
Imagine if you go through all the training and nessecary steps to become an astronaut, and the first thing the agency does to you is smear you across the rended seams of the simulation and transform you into an Elder God.
*meanwhile at the squad hq*
Pete: sir , we have a problem.
bill: is it what I'm thinking?
bill and Pete: Danny2462!
bill: (talks over radio of hq) SCRAMBLE GEAR, DANNY HAS BROKEN THE GAME AGAIN!
*finds Danny video, in the middle of the desert*
oh my god...
another Danny video?
It's finally here...
I can go back into my hole now...
Danny.. What if you set off multiple Transcendence devices at once?
Hey Danny, that Patreon list at the end kinda went a bit fast. Couldn't really see the names on it. It's not really my business since I'm not a part of the Patreon, but I feel like you should make that a bit slower.
not sure how, I can't extend the outro because of the music. maybe I could show the names in multiple lines, showing more names in the same amount of time, so they scroll by slower?
Maybe.
Perhaps a 6x2 or 8x2 table with names, switching every 0,5 or 1 second?
Agreed, I was able to read it but it got really blurry with only 30 fps...
Daniel Vestøl Well, the video plays in 60 FPS on Full HD, but I now see that on TH-cam it still is blurry for some reason. The same 60 FPS footage in the editor and in the rendered file looked better. Will have to fix this up.
Danny - *where did he go*
my answer - *he sure did*
this is why i watch these videos
Fantastic as per usual Danny. Keep up the good work!
When I saw this, I said, OH MY GOD, is it a... legendary NEW DANNY2462 VIDEO? It IS!
I love how his patroens mean so much to him, he just flashes their names on the screen for a millisecond XD
Danny I can honestly say that your videos are worth waiting for, they are funny, awesome and scienterrific.
NB Scienteriffic may not actually be a word but dammit it should be.
To see if your kerbal spaghetti is done, try throwing it at the fabric of spacetime and see if it sticks to it.
Now load it with multiple Kerbals at once
The music is so rockin' that it's hard to pay attention to the video!
I'll watch this over and over just to listen to the music :)
Also, it's a great video!
wow 2020 and im still coming for danny's halarious content
Ship's log of the USG Ishimura:
We've found it. Deep beneath the planet's surface, buried deep down. I've been obsessed with this machine since the day I heard the tales of it's victims, limbs stretched out for lightyears, spazzing in eternal pain. It's creator Danny2462 found it to be too cruel even for his purposes and hid it inside a planet so it's never be used for evil.
Us however saw the potential for good. To help the human race become more that it is now! To overcome it's feeble, physical form!
We've found it. The Transcendence Device!
I can just imagine Danny talking to someone, and then they ask
"what do you do in your spare time," and replying with stuff like this!
No kerbals were harmed during the making of this video, they don't feel pain and do that sometimes because their body is quite elastic and they don't have any bones
10/10 best Danny Video since Special Agent Kirrim.
Amazing, now make one that transcends an entire cult worth of kerbals at the same time...
From 2k to 140.... I knew people would love your content!
hey...this machine will work for sacrifice kerbals...for the kraken ......¡HAIL KRAKEN!
I prefer the magic boulder to the kraken. The kraken sometimes makes half my ship disappear when exiting timewarp. The magic boulder only does that when you taunt it. (Do not taunt magic boulder)
But the magic boulder is (1) No longer in the game and, (2) infused with the power of the Kraken! HAIL THE ALMIGHTY KRAKEN!!!
Rumors say the magic boulder's brethren can be found passing by as common asteroids. While calmer, they can be found in a selection of stylish colours.
well is STILL in the game but as an asteroid
HAIL KRAKEN SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GO
The Kraken has been looking for this opportunity. He has been given a gateway to reenter the world in His orginal form
3:43, his consciousness expanded across four alternate realities!
What happens if you launch two devices, transcend one, wait until the orbit goes, and then do the other?
You get transcend-ception.
And Murph leaves
+Eks calybur nah, you need four trandscenders for that
And that's how Danny conquered the food market by turning kerbals into interstellar doritoes.
Danny _and_ In A Nutshell within a day? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
3:20
he fell into his creation and was spread throughout space and time
Danny, it's been so long. Where have you been?
+The Engineer of Truth Everything explained in the Patreon announcement video's comments, and on my patreon page!
Danny, I noticed that when you were demonstrating the Transcendence Device, you could look inside from the outside of the craft and see the Kerbal. Is that a mod, or a new update for KSP? Anyway, keep up the good work!
When you mouse over a kerbal theres a little button on the left side you can click to see them from outside, its been there since 1.10
Danny is perhaps one of the best bug testers in all of video games.
Oh Danny, you sadistic madman you.. keep up the Kraken's glorious work.
I've had this. Mostly at the surface when I tell a Kerbal to walk into a running stock propeller. Surprisingly, they don't crunch upon being hit by a rotor blade, but rather die of impact with the ground as a result of being spaghettified.
Your LOVE (Level Of ViolencE) its so big! I LIKE IT!
Edit: i know its kinda old video..
BUT I LIKE IT
the editing in this is great! hope to see more of this!
+KevinFu510 Should be more of this, one of the reasons I went with patreon is that it allows me to focus on the individual videos more!
I love that Danny can be hilarious without even saying a word
1:19 and out had me laughing for a while. Love your level of sass Danny.
For a quick glitch, run over a kerbal with your landing gear. I did this when my spaceplane went out of control, and Jeb's leg was suddenly as long as the atmosphere's height.
I love the syncing to the music.
This was your best video yet
Danny2462 AKA the mad scientist of KSP.
This is the most fabulous thing I have seen in my life.
I love the growling sounds, hilarious!
I laughed throughout the entire video! Thank you so much for being persistent in your sadisti-erm admirable passion for science!
man danny has been in ksp til the very begining
Jeb just became *Omnipresent*.
Thanks to the Transcendence Device! :D
Danny, you are the greatest hero of youtube.