Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

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  • Every time someone tells me not to press a button I instantly abandon all reason and do whatever it takes to PRESS THAT BUTTON!
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  • @Monotanix
    @Monotanix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    Mark: “I played this game a while ago”
    Last played: 4 years ago

    • @sneakyturtle1117
      @sneakyturtle1117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yeah, a while ago.......

    • @antares946
      @antares946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this is a perfect comment for a modern art museum

    • @gnjidaglibava
      @gnjidaglibava 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      'pharaoh died more than 70 years ago'

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4 years is the blink of an eye in the midst of history. :P

    • @chancehuber6095
      @chancehuber6095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was gonna like but than i saw the number, Nice

  • @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
    @Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2462

    “Tks for picking all that trash”
    So he’s not in the bathroom, but spying on Mark? Then why isn’t he stopping him from touching everything? Does he WANT the world to blow up, but doesn’t want to get blamed?

    • @cryptosans6864
      @cryptosans6864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Interesting concept, like he's trying to frame his friend into looking like a bad person

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      He just has a psychic connection to the bin 😂

    • @sugarcrashez
      @sugarcrashez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@benfletcher8100 yes

    • @Mizu-AM
      @Mizu-AM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      maybe he wants them to blow up the world but doesn't want to be responsible for it

    • @brodiemorris2081
      @brodiemorris2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

  • @ienjoyedmystay5521
    @ienjoyedmystay5521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    Markiplier: “leaves us with a cliffhanger for the next episode”
    Also Mark: “Doesn’t upload the next episode”

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Stanley Parable fits this so freaking well and expands the story in such a creative way
    because we all knew he did like pressing buttons

    • @user-qw1eo3ph2v
      @user-qw1eo3ph2v 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      holy shit your right about that

  • @imwillixm
    @imwillixm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    "911, what's your emergency?"
    *"I'm dying."*

  • @DiamondRocksIt
    @DiamondRocksIt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    I love how 4 years later he still never figured GRYB your hammer was why the green, red, yellow, blue commotion worked lol

    • @shruggah
      @shruggah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      shh! He hear you

    • @newhb20
      @newhb20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He hear you

    • @xlemzy
      @xlemzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Okay seriously shut up, he finna figure it out, we can’t let that happen.

    • @MondayZi
      @MondayZi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He figured it out in the previous one 4 years ago lol

    • @lssj3172
      @lssj3172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was green red blue blue before

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    Mark really j'baited us by leaving us on a cliffhanger and doing the whole "To be continued" thing and then just didn't do that.

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094
      @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well I mean he was working on a small side project

    • @thisdudegotreal
      @thisdudegotreal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      When he does that I guess maybe it will get more curious people who watched this to actually support and play the game for themselves

    • @sunshineholtzlander5593
      @sunshineholtzlander5593 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@thisdudegotrealThat's a very good point!

  • @NoahDaArk
    @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +154

    At exactly 7:22, Markiplier discovers the Golden Ratio. He can now unleash the Infinite Spin and defeat the President

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He'll then obtained the final form of his fighting spirit.

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bacon6255 Markiplier truly is the greatest JoJo

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NoahDaArk Yea, simply the best in terms of storytelling, lore and everything

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bacon6255 JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures: Crazy Warfstach’s Gamble

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NoahDaArk One of my favorite part in my opinion

  • @skaudivee
    @skaudivee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    I like how he accidentally didn't touch anything after evilly laughing.

    • @zimnium1
      @zimnium1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      2 years membership,first person that I saw has done that.

    • @chrll
      @chrll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@zimnium1 Well, now you have seen two!

    • @neprinadervogelweid1803
      @neprinadervogelweid1803 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadly, only 2 months off...

    • @fortniteisgarbage4077
      @fortniteisgarbage4077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHAT DID I DID

    • @menacebadge417
      @menacebadge417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ReaperGamess people like you make this world weak

  • @faequinn1987
    @faequinn1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Mark: tries to show hamster how to press the button
    Mark: Destroys the world during the process
    Mark: **surprised Pikachu face**
    Nevermind Mark randomly singing stuff is the cutest part of the video.

    • @alexia7063
      @alexia7063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mans absolutely needed the hammer for the glass

  • @theillusionist1494
    @theillusionist1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Just got around to this, and it makes me feel SO warm inside that, years after they released a game with an homage to the Stanley Parable, they remade it fully in 3D and actually GOT the original voice actor to return as the narrator for that segment

  • @VainKillersFunHouse
    @VainKillersFunHouse 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    So... About this part two.
    Also: Sees hamster with a button: "Please push that button?"
    Hamster: "no"

  • @liz_king
    @liz_king 2 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Okay but him actually dialing 911 threw me for a loop. Like, that’s freaking awesome detail for a game. Made the world seem so much larger and realer.

    • @WinterGamesYT
      @WinterGamesYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah I know. I'm surprised they coded that in.

    • @jackhemsworth7515
      @jackhemsworth7515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i like the stanley parable reference

    • @nothereforeverydamnthing2346
      @nothereforeverydamnthing2346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Another game where you can do that is in Layers of Fear at some point in the game. An absolute must if you love horror games with artistic visuals.

    • @wegner7036
      @wegner7036 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seemed like an obvious addition to me.

    • @peliam6382
      @peliam6382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To add a phone and not add the most popular emergency dial would be a crime.

  • @Model8197
    @Model8197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10979

    Employee: “Don’t Touch Anything”
    Mark: *Evil laughter*

    • @why_should_i
      @why_should_i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      cool

    • @milesedgeworth6177
      @milesedgeworth6177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      nice checkmark you got there

    • @Stupidguy5I
      @Stupidguy5I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone puts just the Dont touch anything and mark laughing

    • @Stupidguy5I
      @Stupidguy5I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@BonahPerson you insulted a human

    • @sus4162
      @sus4162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ello there

  • @jukebox222
    @jukebox222 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love the stanley parable easter egg! that brought back so many memories!

  • @_.l.e.m.o.n._0747
    @_.l.e.m.o.n._0747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Mark: Where is the screwdriver
    Also Mark: Picking upp trash.

  • @rileyhewson5915
    @rileyhewson5915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    Markiplier: “Why is there so much power in this one facility?”
    SCP Foundation: *laughs manically*

    • @stickpersonperson1995
      @stickpersonperson1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *u have no idea*
      Aso scp foundation: *sends assassin*

    • @bronsonarredondo3353
      @bronsonarredondo3353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Black mesa: *laughing like they are SCP Foundation's younger brother*

    • @mefistofellchannel3534
      @mefistofellchannel3534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SCP Foundation: 0:27

    • @Pikachew675
      @Pikachew675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kaleb Faulkner yep

    • @josephchandler7140
      @josephchandler7140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bronsonarredondo3353 honestly apature science is better

  • @Ghost-du9hx
    @Ghost-du9hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9961

    Theory: the guy waving his arm from the other room is actually something waving a guy's arm pretending to be him and the guy is actually dead. Evidence: the bloody drag marks and hand print on the door

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

      ... Ah. Huh. What in the Woody with Buzz Lightyear's arm bullshit is that

    • @marleymacncheese6362
      @marleymacncheese6362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      That arm looked fake :0

    • @MrGowose
      @MrGowose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      The arm does a lot of signs like pointing, giving a thumbs up, and stopping itself from basically glopping around like jelly so I doubt it tbh. Seems too human.

    • @StupidGenius37
      @StupidGenius37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      @@MrGowose monster grabbin and pullin the nerves in the severed arm?

    • @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh
      @Iwanttodevourhumanflesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Big brain
      Yo people this is the most likes I've had on anything on this platform thanks

  • @allieekijaandtekyuekija1679
    @allieekijaandtekyuekija1679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    13:32 STANLEY PARPDY REFERENCE YESSSSS

  • @err_4045
    @err_4045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Mark: I will make another video soon, don't tell me anything in the comments
    7 months later
    Viewers: I wonder when the next part will come out.

    • @Outcast_1001
      @Outcast_1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just posted the same comment

    • @williamlatham8185
      @williamlatham8185 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been a year now :(

    • @daffodiltheflower
      @daffodiltheflower 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williamlatham8185two years later…

    • @flashkirby101
      @flashkirby101 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's been 2 years now. 🤨

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16851

    I bet if the employee told Mark to touch everything, he wouldn't touch anything

    • @christianquinones8675
      @christianquinones8675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +614

      No i could still see him touching everything, only after not doing so for 5 minutes.

    • @lockedandloadedlol2172
      @lockedandloadedlol2172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He would just make coffee

    • @sleepypixel420
      @sleepypixel420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Reverse psychology

    • @jessicaegnew6393
      @jessicaegnew6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@lockedandloadedlol2172 Coffee’s great ;D

    • @chukud
      @chukud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why are not verified yet

  • @RMGamingBD
    @RMGamingBD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5534

    This panel feels like an SCP. It even has a demon fetus inside it that powers it.

    • @tr6322
      @tr6322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      after all the videos i’ve watched of this game, i’ve never thought of it like that, and now it’s all i’m thinking about lmao

    • @Onytig
      @Onytig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Omg god your so right

    • @Wickedonezz
      @Wickedonezz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Always thought it was supposed to be one

    • @pancakemixwithblueberriesinit
      @pancakemixwithblueberriesinit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Someone else said this exact same thing yesterday and got half the likes that this one got. Coincidence? I don't know.

    • @adrianrealname5815
      @adrianrealname5815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Spoilers
      It's just a big coffee machine that shows a lot of wierd videos

  • @Novocane23
    @Novocane23 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    UGHHH - another video that ends and is never returned to when I was enraptured... Please Mark, finish this game!!

  • @shadowkid7409
    @shadowkid7409 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    9:55 having been born with this name, hearing it come from markipliers mouth at 3am in the morning as I fade from consciousness was certainly one of the most terrifying things I’ve experienced. In a brief moment of just immediate fear, it was like the universe was trying to tell me something. Then I went back 20 seconds and I found it was the universe; toying with me…

  • @forestry5
    @forestry5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Mark acting a little like himself from the old days is nostalgic

    • @kirb209
      @kirb209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @thefireguy6800
      @thefireguy6800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i like the one acting normal more

    • @ajausbajdhqj
      @ajausbajdhqj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      but he wasnt acting like his old self at all

    • @CasmsVR
      @CasmsVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      the old mark actually took time to solve the puzzles seriously. this new mark just fooled around and didnt take the game seriously which it makes sense since he already played the game.

  • @CturiX.IREALLY
    @CturiX.IREALLY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    "Morse... at least i dont have to remember it"
    This line hurt me on a new level, watching the old video first

    • @mysteriousramen_rosa4106
      @mysteriousramen_rosa4106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      True sense when he did it then he did it on complete memory and was very happy doing it on his first attempt

    • @Lemon_Father2422
      @Lemon_Father2422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah it really hurt watching this video

    • @MarkerMurker
      @MarkerMurker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Have we lost the technical Markiplier for good?

    • @squatchandson2906
      @squatchandson2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Lemon_Father2422
      zsd

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't you like them?

  • @cdxhfg
    @cdxhfg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark: adds a line an door for detail when the alien cut the city Everyone: doesn't notice it

  • @itzhallowv5574
    @itzhallowv5574 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Markiplier: I'ma make another video on this and figure them all out!
    Also Markiplier: '11months later and still not a part two'

  • @Graphics_Card
    @Graphics_Card 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1618

    Everyone: Don’t touch anything
    Mark: *My goals are far beyond your understanding*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear g

    • @Graphics_Card
      @Graphics_Card 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AxxLAfriku ok so random

    • @ellithejoker1046
      @ellithejoker1046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxxLAfriku I know I shouldn’t give you attention, but dude you legit built like a stickman. Your legs and arms lookin' like baguettes, a little bit of wind and your whole structure falls apart.

    • @caniget10ksubswithnovideos47
      @caniget10ksubswithnovideos47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very true actually!

    • @isopropylalcohol470
      @isopropylalcohol470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah true actually lol

  • @officeboi3728
    @officeboi3728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    That has to be lixian for the “several brute force attempts later” voice

    • @p0pe__
      @p0pe__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      time stamp?

    • @iishilpisinhaii
      @iishilpisinhaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@p0pe__ 11:15

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It kinda sounded like nerdfiction imo

    • @yunoishi9073
      @yunoishi9073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Video was edited by nerdfiction, so it probably was nerd

    • @yusufthegreat1232
      @yusufthegreat1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@yunoishi9073 It was done by all of them this time, which hasn't happened in a while! But ye, it's probably Nerd

  • @koxxu1337
    @koxxu1337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Did you ask about that panel over there?"
    Markiplier: *n o*

  • @omegadragons321
    @omegadragons321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    mark: has hammer
    me: HIT THE BUTTON WITH THE HAMMER, MARK-

  • @tsunwarning
    @tsunwarning 2 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Mark should really finish Papers Please, he only got a game over ending

    • @weeniedog44
      @weeniedog44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah!! i keep hoping for episodes lmao

    • @matthewboyd8689
      @matthewboyd8689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Another game he hasen't got to was Finding Paradise, and The Imposter Factory
      To the Moon 2 and 3

    • @therooki777
      @therooki777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      he also needs to keep playing RDR2

  • @netaricker2343
    @netaricker2343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    mark trying to communicate with that one hamster is the most adorable thing i've seen today

  • @simonecasula2849
    @simonecasula2849 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:28 evil purple guy be like:

  • @hex2585
    @hex2585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Game: “You’ve got to have an education to run this machine.”
    Mark: “uh-“

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3202

    “Don’t touch anything”
    Mark: *maniacal laughter*

    • @Kevindudette
      @Kevindudette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      twroop

    • @evancatterall914
      @evancatterall914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Fantastic observation! I am so glad that someone caught this, because it absolutely flew past me! Thank you so much.

    • @HollowKnightReference
      @HollowKnightReference 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I am going to like your comment because you pointed out a funny notable moment. Even though everyone saw it.

    • @peepock7796
      @peepock7796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HollowKnightReference 499 people be like:

    • @TrueKingHollow
      @TrueKingHollow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was the best Megamind laugh I've heard in a while.

  • @iishilpisinhaii
    @iishilpisinhaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Lixian's "Several brute force attempts later" is legendary.

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      /nerdfiction's

    • @beavergaming8055
      @beavergaming8055 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      L0pp 0:44

    • @beavergaming8055
      @beavergaming8055 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      On neophytes 0l0😊😊op09lm😮😮k9lpp

    • @beavergaming8055
      @beavergaming8055 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      P 3:56 😊

  • @snakeheadseth1932
    @snakeheadseth1932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the Stanley Parable cameo was so heart warming

  • @mnare04
    @mnare04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    i like how mark goes “i have hands” any time a games shows hands lmao

  • @mitodrumisra8972
    @mitodrumisra8972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Employee: ' don't touch anything '
    Mark: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when i heard the stanley parible narrator i got so exited that my headphones flew off my head and into my monitor.

  • @howaboutgaming3123
    @howaboutgaming3123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Random guy: "Don't touch anything." Mark: "DoNt WoRrY i WoNt" *He touches everything in the room*

  • @thechampion6513
    @thechampion6513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I love how they created a VR version out of the original “Don’t Touch Anything” game which I really enjoyed watching all the different crazy endings.

    • @thespoodster
      @thespoodster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is just a statement

  • @phaz1x
    @phaz1x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3264

    Markiplier: *Literally nukes the whole city*
    also Markiplier: “Okay well that’s probably not great”

    • @FrancisHatesStairs
      @FrancisHatesStairs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Not great, not terrible."

    • @angeltheahitsmuglord7310
      @angeltheahitsmuglord7310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, it's not great, it's amazing

    • @eggyolk0
      @eggyolk0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hmmmmm, I'm not that sure if nuking the entire planet is a bad thing...

    • @pendadenda1331
      @pendadenda1331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good*
      im just in a silly goofy mood

    • @Dr1ver_0
      @Dr1ver_0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @marcellhuczek5538
    @marcellhuczek5538 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    13:52 stenly parabl easter egg

  • @MichaelStem-bf6lv
    @MichaelStem-bf6lv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mark - "yes I have committed a great crime but in the eyes of god I am amongst him, Im a god myself in some ways"

  • @AjZombie08
    @AjZombie08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    Next Episode: False Alarm, there was nothing over there

  • @anystolengoodsarenowforfei1133
    @anystolengoodsarenowforfei1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    Drawing in vr game: exists
    Literally any and every youtuber: *hehe pp*

    • @tekashimaahshiha647
      @tekashimaahshiha647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      funny pp

    • @valdericecosta3636
      @valdericecosta3636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You mean just everybody ever

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@valdericecosta3636 every male ever

    • @alien7628
      @alien7628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@IgroSome nah just anyone

    • @IgroSome
      @IgroSome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alien7628 mostly males but yea

  • @Manwholikestrains
    @Manwholikestrains 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Oh and don’t touch anything” co-worker guy
    “Oh so touch everything” me

  • @dungeonfungeongaming9971
    @dungeonfungeongaming9971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'll make another video about this."
    9 months later: "Please, dont touch anything?" Didn't i already finish that?

  • @thiccdeku9520
    @thiccdeku9520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    We know it’s a good start when we just see mark in Vr headset only saying “nuh guh....ahh”

    • @LilNeitsyt
      @LilNeitsyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sorry I had to be your 70th like :(

    • @chavezreal
      @chavezreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ah, my (suspicious) Thicc brethren

    • @smorkis1531
      @smorkis1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LilNeitsyt please just shut up, please.

    • @poggamer1249
      @poggamer1249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LilNeitsyt foot

    • @zendakon8299
      @zendakon8299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not to mention that thumbnail is the most clickable thumbnail I've ever seen

  • @noviolam2618
    @noviolam2618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Nothing was more hype than when Mark remembered Morse off the top of his head in the first game

  • @mystic4862
    @mystic4862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was really hoping mark would use the hammer to smash the button

  • @mlemmlem5807
    @mlemmlem5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    They are releasing a new stanley parable called stanley parable: ultra deluxe. Its gonna have the original stuff and also some new stuff. I really hope you play it when it comes out because that was one of my favorite lets plays that you did and you also really enjoyed the original.

    • @novembervoid.2768
      @novembervoid.2768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Bro I thought that the adventures of Stanley and the Narrator were over forever! Good to know that the creators have more plans with the game.

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      WAIT WHAT HOLY CRAP
      CANT WAIT FOR THAT!!!!

    • @TruCloudGaming
      @TruCloudGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May I be Mlemed?

    • @mlemmlem5807
      @mlemmlem5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TruCloudGaming lmao what? No

    • @mlemmlem5807
      @mlemmlem5807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Disearned ikr! Its supposed to be releasing sometime this year!

  • @askeleton6240
    @askeleton6240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    Employee: "don't touch anything"
    Mark: (laughs in touches everything)

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks captain obvious.

    • @lowqualitybait2370
      @lowqualitybait2370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jameswent48 bruh who hurt you. Stop spamming every comment with that lmao

    • @joselagos3904
      @joselagos3904 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jameswent48 hey bro

    • @totsy_meow
      @totsy_meow 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jameswent48 Thanks for ruining the comment

  • @ScuttleBugReal
    @ScuttleBugReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “And that’s when the extra buttons began to appear”
    STANLEY PARABLE!?!?!??

  • @MangleandLolbitGaming
    @MangleandLolbitGaming 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love how mark just becomes british at 20:42

  • @zombiealive648
    @zombiealive648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

    Mark: "there's no way i can find all endings in one videos"
    Meanwhile Mark, 5 years ago, in the same game: *literally find all endings in 30 minutes in one video*

    • @silentdragon547
      @silentdragon547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      To be fair I remember him looking a fair bit of stuff up

    • @captaincomet9963
      @captaincomet9963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Also to be fair, I'm pretty sure this version has more endings

    • @iatemycat5320
      @iatemycat5320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@silentdragon547 he did but lets admit it, those endings were hard as fuck

    • @silentdragon547
      @silentdragon547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iatemycat5320 I mean true. It's just more forgettable when you walk through to it to be quite honest.
      it just would have taken significantly more time if he didn't look them up.

    • @jjammmees
      @jjammmees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'll just go confess my love to Foxy.

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Mark’s screwdriver sound imitation has no business being that cute

  • @melodywithmusic689
    @melodywithmusic689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "you got to have a education to run this thing"
    Mark: "uh oh"

  • @gamerdudepro6969
    @gamerdudepro6969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I absolutely LOVE the Stanley parable reference

  • @misaandjelkovic8043
    @misaandjelkovic8043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    I swear every Markiplier VR video start of with: "I have hands..?"

  • @mr.w2047
    @mr.w2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Mark: *Touches literally anything*
    Universe: what have you done.

  • @The_Star_Of_Gold
    @The_Star_Of_Gold ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Make another part!!!!! We need it!!!

  • @ConnorMacPhail-gn8bh
    @ConnorMacPhail-gn8bh 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Don't press the botton! "Markoplier what does this do? Presses the botton it nukes the world.

  • @RuminatingKiwi927
    @RuminatingKiwi927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Man, Markiplier really forgot so much about this game the last time he played.

    • @randompersononline9532
      @randompersononline9532 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean it was a looong time ago and he's played thousands of games since

    • @wizsword.
      @wizsword. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He played it 5 years ago

    • @midvamp
      @midvamp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      id forget as well

    • @RuminatingKiwi927
      @RuminatingKiwi927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wizsword. I just expected him to be so smart again like when he played it 5 years ago.

  • @Liam-ov9qh
    @Liam-ov9qh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Mark, play SCP: Labrat. It’s like containment breach but in VR. It’s also free.

  • @thecousinschannel5680
    @thecousinschannel5680 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Stanley parable part was amazing- wasn’t expecting it 😂

  • @sannerambags3454
    @sannerambags3454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We gonna need a second part of this one haha it's been 5 months ;(

  • @tylerthecreatorshat
    @tylerthecreatorshat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Markiplier: “wait a minute, Is there something over there?”
    **Ominous Music**
    **2 seconds later**
    “ *Who da beppy is da puppy* “

    • @queenthot1438
      @queenthot1438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everyone in the comments is sleeping on that outro

    • @FrogadierGeneral
      @FrogadierGeneral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@queenthot1438 I want to make a ringtone out of it...

    • @jasonvoorheaves3209
      @jasonvoorheaves3209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't have the words to describe how much I hate your name Mr/Ms Broth XD

    • @tylerthecreatorshat
      @tylerthecreatorshat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jasonvoorheaves3209 lmao thank you 😌

  • @WinterGamesYT
    @WinterGamesYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love how, while the city is exploding, the room just shakes slightly

  • @youreverydayweirdo6154
    @youreverydayweirdo6154 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “To be continued”
    11 months later:

  • @qtrbaked
    @qtrbaked 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i learned today markiplier has the world's worst memory of hes pretending he doesn't know what hes doing

  • @apesing7477
    @apesing7477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3050

    Markiplier: "I am a god!"
    Also Markiplier: Finishes one ending.

  • @grimkreeper598
    @grimkreeper598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I wish he'd look around when he get's an ending, In the one where the world splits open half of the room is gone, But he doesn't turn around to see it

  • @solared
    @solared 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:27 first 3 notes to crazy frog 😂

  • @PopeJ
    @PopeJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mark: *casually unlocking his inner child*
    “this is a game called don’t touch anything… where i’m going to touch EVERYTHING.”

  • @RoseBerry1995
    @RoseBerry1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    “Stanley parable?” THIS BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMORIES

    • @chipwhich
      @chipwhich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SAME IT MADE ME SO HAPPY

    • @edwardboydell5626
      @edwardboydell5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i also started smiling when i heard the narrators voice :)

    • @handfulmousefly
      @handfulmousefly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man, that takes me back

    • @Disearned
      @Disearned 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It makes me want to go back and watch the Stanley parable videos again

    • @areyouscaredyet8492
      @areyouscaredyet8492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same
      The moment he got the name card all the memories came back

  • @bananamilk2868
    @bananamilk2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    it’s honestly so nostalgic seeing mark rediscovering all the answers to the puzzles 🌱

  • @ametrime4754
    @ametrime4754 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    13:27 dude the stabley parable is like my hyperfixation rn and hearing the narrator almost made me cry IM SO HAPPY

  • @goofyahuncleproductions8534
    @goofyahuncleproductions8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark hits stuff with a hammer until it does something.

  • @RedDragonZ81
    @RedDragonZ81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Guy: Dont TOUCH anything
    Mark: Touch everything? got it.

  • @DeathlyTombstone
    @DeathlyTombstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    You should look around behind you when you activate events, the environment changes.

    • @shaggysstand4341
      @shaggysstand4341 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didnt ask

    • @spike120
      @spike120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shaggysstand4341 shut up

    • @MrGowose
      @MrGowose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@shaggysstand4341 Okay but like why are there people like you in the world like what the hell? They just gave a tip to Mark. Calm down and stop being an asshole.

    • @zardus8352
      @zardus8352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shaggysstand4341 and who asked you to say that?

    • @bashfulwolfo6499
      @bashfulwolfo6499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shaggysstand4341 didn’t ask

  • @thtnerdygrill
    @thtnerdygrill ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Video: “To be Continued…”
    Me after trying to look for the next video: Sure

  • @helpmeget1ksubs681
    @helpmeget1ksubs681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Game title: "Don't touch anything"
    Players: *imma do a pro gamer move*

  • @Darthmire_
    @Darthmire_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Alternate title: mark forgets everything about the original game

  • @MandoVR
    @MandoVR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    “What are you supposed to be?”
    *starts aggressively hitting with hammer*

    • @user-pf9vy1qf9f
      @user-pf9vy1qf9f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
      𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🎥🎥

    • @joshualawrence3846
      @joshualawrence3846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-pf9vy1qf9f delete your life account

    • @joe_pinch
      @joe_pinch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshualawrence3846 I’m using that line in the future

    • @ungibungi520
      @ungibungi520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He hit everything but two things he should’ve hit

  • @gamergirl2127
    @gamergirl2127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    it must be an amazing feeling to make a game and see mark having the best time playing it

  • @Ac.Kelpie
    @Ac.Kelpie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please upload another video of this game i love watching these multiple ending puzzle type videos

  • @matthewmessenger8546
    @matthewmessenger8546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    "No one man should have all that power"
    -Kanye West
    -Markiplier

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who's in Paris?

    • @andrewcreamer9849
      @andrewcreamer9849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nietabs who wants to be in Paris?

    • @andrewcreamer9849
      @andrewcreamer9849 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because mark can be in Paris at this moment no?

    • @gman2801
      @gman2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This might not be a coincidince

  • @banana_boat3288
    @banana_boat3288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "to be countinued" 8 months later and theres still nothing

  • @fletzyproductions1190
    @fletzyproductions1190 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:27 stanley parable narrator :D

  • @fishman-gp1zj
    @fishman-gp1zj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    “Don’t worry about the panel” he says

    • @gernil6216
      @gernil6216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @zombieee I guess then

    • @rootbeerpanda6182
      @rootbeerpanda6182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hah *69*

    • @chocolatethedog9857
      @chocolatethedog9857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brih

    • @fabadan
      @fabadan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @user-pf9vy1qf9f
      @user-pf9vy1qf9f 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      𝘖𝘏 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖
      𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖

  • @marcmello3237
    @marcmello3237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Guy: You've gotta have an education to run this machine.
    Mark: ........Uhhh....

    • @tearez13
      @tearez13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      correction: you need an education to run the machine right

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tearez13 You corrected your correction and that's make your reply so much better thank you.

    • @RitoChip
      @RitoChip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mark: It's big brain time.

    • @j3ss890
      @j3ss890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I WAS ALMOST AN ENGINEER, YOU KNOW"

    • @marcmello3237
      @marcmello3237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j3ss890 A great line said by a great man

  • @marshallbeam2547
    @marshallbeam2547 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, esteemed colleagues, and fellow video enthusiasts - I am here today to talk about a truly remarkable video. This video is more than just a simple collection of moving images and sounds. It is a masterpiece of storytelling, a work of art that is both thought-provoking and deeply entertaining. I can say without a doubt that this video is one of the most amazing things that I have ever seen.
    To begin with, let me describe the technical aspects of this video. The visual effects are nothing short of breathtaking. The colors are vivid and rich, the lighting is perfectly balanced, and the camera work is simply stunning. The way the shots are framed and composed is nothing short of masterful. The sound design is equally impressive, with a score that perfectly complements the action on screen and sound effects that are both realistic and immersive. Everything about the production values of this video is top-notch, and it shows.
    But what truly sets this video apart from the rest is the story it tells. This is not just a simple tale of good versus evil or a generic love story. No, this is a complex, multilayered narrative that explores themes of humanity, morality, and the nature of existence itself. The characters are deep, complex, and fully-realized, each with their own motivations and desires. The dialogue is sharp and insightful, full of clever wordplay and profound insights. The pacing is perfect, with each scene building on the last, leading to a climax that is both thrilling and emotionally satisfying.
    What makes this video so amazing, though, is how it manages to balance all of these elements so effortlessly. It never feels like it is trying too hard to be deep and meaningful, nor does it ever sacrifice its entertainment value for the sake of being thought-provoking. It is a video that can be enjoyed on multiple levels, whether you are looking for a simple popcorn flick or a profound exploration of the human condition.
    And yet, despite all of this, what truly sets this video apart is the way it manages to resonate with its audience. It is a video that speaks to us on a fundamental level, tapping into our deepest fears, hopes, and dreams. It is a video that makes us feel, whether it is laughter, tears, or a sense of wonder and awe. It is a video that stays with us long after the credits have rolled, lingering in our minds and hearts.
    So, my fellow video enthusiasts, I implore you to seek out this amazing video. Watch it with an open mind and an open heart, and let yourself be swept away by its magic. I promise you, you will not be disappointed. This is not just a video, but a work of art that deserves to be celebrated and cherished for years to come. Thank you.

  • @suki938
    @suki938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Oh its one of these"
    -Mark 2021

  • @semajjarrett3877
    @semajjarrett3877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    "You've got to have an education to run this machine"
    Mark, who's technically an engineer: 1:36

    • @WFoxPlays
      @WFoxPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't help but laugh at this comment

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Could have been... He could have been an engineer

    • @messyalien5164
      @messyalien5164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Raspian Kiado true, he is good. even though he isn't an engineer, he'd make a pretty good one

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t he had the education to be an engineer.

  • @LilRedDeath
    @LilRedDeath 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    “To Be Continued” 1 month later: still nothing

    • @carlospeltier2957
      @carlospeltier2957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Two months later…

    • @hadizabihi8128
      @hadizabihi8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Now it's two and a half

    • @mathiashahn2459
      @mathiashahn2459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      3 months later…

    • @imthebestmayne122
      @imthebestmayne122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@mathiashahn2459 Another game joins Markiplier's echelon of Amazing unfinished games.

    • @mathiashahn2459
      @mathiashahn2459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@imthebestmayne122 😪

  • @TheCouchAteAlex238
    @TheCouchAteAlex238 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mark just playing a little puzzle
    *SPLITS CITY IN HALF* 😂😂😂