Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2021
- Every time someone tells me not to press a button I instantly abandon all reason and do whatever it takes to PRESS THAT BUTTON!
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Mark: “I played this game a while ago”
Last played: 4 years ago
Yeah, a while ago.......
this is a perfect comment for a modern art museum
'pharaoh died more than 70 years ago'
4 years is the blink of an eye in the midst of history. :P
Was gonna like but than i saw the number, Nice
“Tks for picking all that trash”
So he’s not in the bathroom, but spying on Mark? Then why isn’t he stopping him from touching everything? Does he WANT the world to blow up, but doesn’t want to get blamed?
Interesting concept, like he's trying to frame his friend into looking like a bad person
He just has a psychic connection to the bin 😂
@@benfletcher8100 yes
maybe he wants them to blow up the world but doesn't want to be responsible for it
But hey, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
Markiplier: “leaves us with a cliffhanger for the next episode”
Also Mark: “Doesn’t upload the next episode”
1 year and still nothing
@@isuubeli1672 Yep..
maybe hes still editing it
@@TH-camr-sq9yz haha
;-; aw
Stanley Parable fits this so freaking well and expands the story in such a creative way
because we all knew he did like pressing buttons
holy shit your right about that
"911, what's your emergency?"
*"I'm dying."*
Dr. Iplier: I'm Sorry, you're dying
*"I'm... dying?"*
**hangs up**
LOL
im dead
We are all dying.
I love how 4 years later he still never figured GRYB your hammer was why the green, red, yellow, blue commotion worked lol
shh! He hear you
He hear you
Okay seriously shut up, he finna figure it out, we can’t let that happen.
He figured it out in the previous one 4 years ago lol
It was green red blue blue before
Mark really j'baited us by leaving us on a cliffhanger and doing the whole "To be continued" thing and then just didn't do that.
Well I mean he was working on a small side project
When he does that I guess maybe it will get more curious people who watched this to actually support and play the game for themselves
@@thisdudegotrealThat's a very good point!
At exactly 7:22, Markiplier discovers the Golden Ratio. He can now unleash the Infinite Spin and defeat the President
He'll then obtained the final form of his fighting spirit.
@@bacon6255 Markiplier truly is the greatest JoJo
@@NoahDaArk Yea, simply the best in terms of storytelling, lore and everything
@@bacon6255 JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures: Crazy Warfstach’s Gamble
@@NoahDaArk One of my favorite part in my opinion
I like how he accidentally didn't touch anything after evilly laughing.
2 years membership,first person that I saw has done that.
@@zimnium1 Well, now you have seen two!
Sadly, only 2 months off...
WHAT DID I DID
@@ReaperGamess people like you make this world weak
Mark: tries to show hamster how to press the button
Mark: Destroys the world during the process
Mark: **surprised Pikachu face**
Nevermind Mark randomly singing stuff is the cutest part of the video.
mans absolutely needed the hammer for the glass
Just got around to this, and it makes me feel SO warm inside that, years after they released a game with an homage to the Stanley Parable, they remade it fully in 3D and actually GOT the original voice actor to return as the narrator for that segment
So... About this part two.
Also: Sees hamster with a button: "Please push that button?"
Hamster: "no"
Okay but him actually dialing 911 threw me for a loop. Like, that’s freaking awesome detail for a game. Made the world seem so much larger and realer.
yeah I know. I'm surprised they coded that in.
i like the stanley parable reference
Another game where you can do that is in Layers of Fear at some point in the game. An absolute must if you love horror games with artistic visuals.
Seemed like an obvious addition to me.
To add a phone and not add the most popular emergency dial would be a crime.
Employee: “Don’t Touch Anything”
Mark: *Evil laughter*
cool
nice checkmark you got there
Everyone puts just the Dont touch anything and mark laughing
@@BonahPerson you insulted a human
ello there
I love the stanley parable easter egg! that brought back so many memories!
Mark: Where is the screwdriver
Also Mark: Picking upp trash.
Markiplier: “Why is there so much power in this one facility?”
SCP Foundation: *laughs manically*
*u have no idea*
Aso scp foundation: *sends assassin*
Black mesa: *laughing like they are SCP Foundation's younger brother*
SCP Foundation: 0:27
@Kaleb Faulkner yep
@@bronsonarredondo3353 honestly apature science is better
Theory: the guy waving his arm from the other room is actually something waving a guy's arm pretending to be him and the guy is actually dead. Evidence: the bloody drag marks and hand print on the door
... Ah. Huh. What in the Woody with Buzz Lightyear's arm bullshit is that
That arm looked fake :0
The arm does a lot of signs like pointing, giving a thumbs up, and stopping itself from basically glopping around like jelly so I doubt it tbh. Seems too human.
@@MrGowose monster grabbin and pullin the nerves in the severed arm?
Big brain
Yo people this is the most likes I've had on anything on this platform thanks
13:32 STANLEY PARPDY REFERENCE YESSSSS
stanley parpdy
stanley parpdy
starpdy parpdy
stanley parpdy
Stanley parpdy
Mark: I will make another video soon, don't tell me anything in the comments
7 months later
Viewers: I wonder when the next part will come out.
just posted the same comment
It's been a year now :(
@@williamlatham8185two years later…
It's been 2 years now. 🤨
I bet if the employee told Mark to touch everything, he wouldn't touch anything
No i could still see him touching everything, only after not doing so for 5 minutes.
He would just make coffee
Reverse psychology
@@lockedandloadedlol2172 Coffee’s great ;D
Why are not verified yet
This panel feels like an SCP. It even has a demon fetus inside it that powers it.
after all the videos i’ve watched of this game, i’ve never thought of it like that, and now it’s all i’m thinking about lmao
Omg god your so right
Always thought it was supposed to be one
Someone else said this exact same thing yesterday and got half the likes that this one got. Coincidence? I don't know.
Spoilers
It's just a big coffee machine that shows a lot of wierd videos
UGHHH - another video that ends and is never returned to when I was enraptured... Please Mark, finish this game!!
9:55 having been born with this name, hearing it come from markipliers mouth at 3am in the morning as I fade from consciousness was certainly one of the most terrifying things I’ve experienced. In a brief moment of just immediate fear, it was like the universe was trying to tell me something. Then I went back 20 seconds and I found it was the universe; toying with me…
Mark acting a little like himself from the old days is nostalgic
Ikr
i like the one acting normal more
but he wasnt acting like his old self at all
the old mark actually took time to solve the puzzles seriously. this new mark just fooled around and didnt take the game seriously which it makes sense since he already played the game.
"Morse... at least i dont have to remember it"
This line hurt me on a new level, watching the old video first
True sense when he did it then he did it on complete memory and was very happy doing it on his first attempt
Yeah it really hurt watching this video
Have we lost the technical Markiplier for good?
@@Lemon_Father2422
zsd
Don't you like them?
Mark: adds a line an door for detail when the alien cut the city Everyone: doesn't notice it
Markiplier: I'ma make another video on this and figure them all out!
Also Markiplier: '11months later and still not a part two'
make that 16
Everyone: Don’t touch anything
Mark: *My goals are far beyond your understanding*
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear g
@@AxxLAfriku ok so random
@@AxxLAfriku I know I shouldn’t give you attention, but dude you legit built like a stickman. Your legs and arms lookin' like baguettes, a little bit of wind and your whole structure falls apart.
Very true actually!
Yeah true actually lol
That has to be lixian for the “several brute force attempts later” voice
time stamp?
@@p0pe__ 11:15
It kinda sounded like nerdfiction imo
Video was edited by nerdfiction, so it probably was nerd
@@yunoishi9073 It was done by all of them this time, which hasn't happened in a while! But ye, it's probably Nerd
"Did you ask about that panel over there?"
Markiplier: *n o*
mark: has hammer
me: HIT THE BUTTON WITH THE HAMMER, MARK-
Mark should really finish Papers Please, he only got a game over ending
yeah!! i keep hoping for episodes lmao
Another game he hasen't got to was Finding Paradise, and The Imposter Factory
To the Moon 2 and 3
he also needs to keep playing RDR2
mark trying to communicate with that one hamster is the most adorable thing i've seen today
Its a Guinea pig
4:28 evil purple guy be like:
Game: “You’ve got to have an education to run this machine.”
Mark: “uh-“
“Don’t touch anything”
Mark: *maniacal laughter*
twroop
Fantastic observation! I am so glad that someone caught this, because it absolutely flew past me! Thank you so much.
I am going to like your comment because you pointed out a funny notable moment. Even though everyone saw it.
@@HollowKnightReference 499 people be like:
That was the best Megamind laugh I've heard in a while.
Lixian's "Several brute force attempts later" is legendary.
/nerdfiction's
L0pp 0:44
On neophytes 0l0😊😊op09lm😮😮k9lpp
P 3:56 😊
the Stanley Parable cameo was so heart warming
i like how mark goes “i have hands” any time a games shows hands lmao
Employee: ' don't touch anything '
Mark: *That sign can't stop me because I can't read!*
when i heard the stanley parible narrator i got so exited that my headphones flew off my head and into my monitor.
Random guy: "Don't touch anything." Mark: "DoNt WoRrY i WoNt" *He touches everything in the room*
I love how they created a VR version out of the original “Don’t Touch Anything” game which I really enjoyed watching all the different crazy endings.
this is just a statement
Markiplier: *Literally nukes the whole city*
also Markiplier: “Okay well that’s probably not great”
"Not great, not terrible."
No, it's not great, it's amazing
Hmmmmm, I'm not that sure if nuking the entire planet is a bad thing...
good*
im just in a silly goofy mood
LOL
13:52 stenly parabl easter egg
Mark - "yes I have committed a great crime but in the eyes of god I am amongst him, Im a god myself in some ways"
Next Episode: False Alarm, there was nothing over there
Drawing in vr game: exists
Literally any and every youtuber: *hehe pp*
funny pp
You mean just everybody ever
@@valdericecosta3636 every male ever
@@IgroSome nah just anyone
@@alien7628 mostly males but yea
“Oh and don’t touch anything” co-worker guy
“Oh so touch everything” me
"I'll make another video about this."
9 months later: "Please, dont touch anything?" Didn't i already finish that?
We know it’s a good start when we just see mark in Vr headset only saying “nuh guh....ahh”
Sorry I had to be your 70th like :(
Ah, my (suspicious) Thicc brethren
@@LilNeitsyt please just shut up, please.
@@LilNeitsyt foot
Not to mention that thumbnail is the most clickable thumbnail I've ever seen
Nothing was more hype than when Mark remembered Morse off the top of his head in the first game
I was really hoping mark would use the hammer to smash the button
They are releasing a new stanley parable called stanley parable: ultra deluxe. Its gonna have the original stuff and also some new stuff. I really hope you play it when it comes out because that was one of my favorite lets plays that you did and you also really enjoyed the original.
Bro I thought that the adventures of Stanley and the Narrator were over forever! Good to know that the creators have more plans with the game.
WAIT WHAT HOLY CRAP
CANT WAIT FOR THAT!!!!
May I be Mlemed?
@@TruCloudGaming lmao what? No
@@Disearned ikr! Its supposed to be releasing sometime this year!
Employee: "don't touch anything"
Mark: (laughs in touches everything)
Thanks captain obvious.
@@jameswent48 bruh who hurt you. Stop spamming every comment with that lmao
@@jameswent48 hey bro
@@jameswent48 Thanks for ruining the comment
“And that’s when the extra buttons began to appear”
STANLEY PARABLE!?!?!??
I love how mark just becomes british at 20:42
Mark: "there's no way i can find all endings in one videos"
Meanwhile Mark, 5 years ago, in the same game: *literally find all endings in 30 minutes in one video*
To be fair I remember him looking a fair bit of stuff up
Also to be fair, I'm pretty sure this version has more endings
@@silentdragon547 he did but lets admit it, those endings were hard as fuck
@@iatemycat5320 I mean true. It's just more forgettable when you walk through to it to be quite honest.
it just would have taken significantly more time if he didn't look them up.
I'll just go confess my love to Foxy.
Mark’s screwdriver sound imitation has no business being that cute
"you got to have a education to run this thing"
Mark: "uh oh"
I absolutely LOVE the Stanley parable reference
I swear every Markiplier VR video start of with: "I have hands..?"
😂😂😂
I know right heheheh
Mark: *Touches literally anything*
Universe: what have you done.
I’ll never recover from this
I'm a crayon.
Make another part!!!!! We need it!!!
Don't press the botton! "Markoplier what does this do? Presses the botton it nukes the world.
Man, Markiplier really forgot so much about this game the last time he played.
I mean it was a looong time ago and he's played thousands of games since
He played it 5 years ago
id forget as well
@@wizsword. I just expected him to be so smart again like when he played it 5 years ago.
Mark, play SCP: Labrat. It’s like containment breach but in VR. It’s also free.
The Stanley parable part was amazing- wasn’t expecting it 😂
We gonna need a second part of this one haha it's been 5 months ;(
Markiplier: “wait a minute, Is there something over there?”
**Ominous Music**
**2 seconds later**
“ *Who da beppy is da puppy* “
Everyone in the comments is sleeping on that outro
@@queenthot1438 I want to make a ringtone out of it...
I don't have the words to describe how much I hate your name Mr/Ms Broth XD
@@jasonvoorheaves3209 lmao thank you 😌
I love how, while the city is exploding, the room just shakes slightly
“To be continued”
11 months later:
i learned today markiplier has the world's worst memory of hes pretending he doesn't know what hes doing
Markiplier: "I am a god!"
Also Markiplier: Finishes one ending.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Laugh out loud
I wish he'd look around when he get's an ending, In the one where the world splits open half of the room is gone, But he doesn't turn around to see it
8:27 first 3 notes to crazy frog 😂
mark: *casually unlocking his inner child*
“this is a game called don’t touch anything… where i’m going to touch EVERYTHING.”
“Stanley parable?” THIS BROUGHT BACK SO MANY MEMORIES
SAME IT MADE ME SO HAPPY
i also started smiling when i heard the narrators voice :)
Man, that takes me back
It makes me want to go back and watch the Stanley parable videos again
Same
The moment he got the name card all the memories came back
it’s honestly so nostalgic seeing mark rediscovering all the answers to the puzzles 🌱
13:27 dude the stabley parable is like my hyperfixation rn and hearing the narrator almost made me cry IM SO HAPPY
Mark hits stuff with a hammer until it does something.
Guy: Dont TOUCH anything
Mark: Touch everything? got it.
that is exactly how he took it
19:16
You should look around behind you when you activate events, the environment changes.
Didnt ask
@@shaggysstand4341 shut up
@@shaggysstand4341 Okay but like why are there people like you in the world like what the hell? They just gave a tip to Mark. Calm down and stop being an asshole.
@@shaggysstand4341 and who asked you to say that?
@@shaggysstand4341 didn’t ask
Video: “To be Continued…”
Me after trying to look for the next video: Sure
Game title: "Don't touch anything"
Players: *imma do a pro gamer move*
Alternate title: mark forgets everything about the original game
“What are you supposed to be?”
*starts aggressively hitting with hammer*
𝙊𝙃 𝙅𝙐𝙎𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊
𝙄 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙈𝙀 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 𝙊𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙑𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙊🤬🤬🎥🎥
@@user-pf9vy1qf9f delete your life account
@@joshualawrence3846 I’m using that line in the future
He hit everything but two things he should’ve hit
it must be an amazing feeling to make a game and see mark having the best time playing it
Please upload another video of this game i love watching these multiple ending puzzle type videos
"No one man should have all that power"
-Kanye West
-Markiplier
Who's in Paris?
@@Nietabs who wants to be in Paris?
Because mark can be in Paris at this moment no?
This might not be a coincidince
"to be countinued" 8 months later and theres still nothing
13:27 stanley parable narrator :D
“Don’t worry about the panel” he says
@zombieee I guess then
Hah *69*
Brih
Lol
𝘖𝘏 𝘑𝘜𝘚𝘛 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖
𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘐𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘕 𝘔𝘠 𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘛 𝘝𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘖
Guy: You've gotta have an education to run this machine.
Mark: ........Uhhh....
correction: you need an education to run the machine right
@@tearez13 You corrected your correction and that's make your reply so much better thank you.
Mark: It's big brain time.
"I WAS ALMOST AN ENGINEER, YOU KNOW"
@@j3ss890 A great line said by a great man
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"Oh its one of these"
-Mark 2021
"You've got to have an education to run this machine"
Mark, who's technically an engineer: 1:36
I couldn't help but laugh at this comment
Could have been... He could have been an engineer
@Raspian Kiado true, he is good. even though he isn't an engineer, he'd make a pretty good one
I didn’t he had the education to be an engineer.
“To Be Continued” 1 month later: still nothing
Two months later…
Now it's two and a half
3 months later…
@@mathiashahn2459 Another game joins Markiplier's echelon of Amazing unfinished games.
@@imthebestmayne122 😪
Mark just playing a little puzzle
*SPLITS CITY IN HALF* 😂😂😂