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  • @sadistfurret4205
    @sadistfurret4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5035

    dude who went to the bathroom; “did anything happen while i was gone?”
    Markiplier; **sitting there with a ton of stickers and memorabilia** “nothing at all”

    • @dogsareawesome9197
      @dogsareawesome9197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      *I J U S T B E A T A B L O O D B A B Y T O D E A T H W I T H A H A M M E R*

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Dude who went to the bathroom: "whatcha got there?"
      Mark: *with a full wall of stickers and medals* a coffee

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@dogsareawesome9197 I N E V E R T H O U G H T I W O U L D S A Y T H O S E W O R D S .

    • @hendeyjagger7489
      @hendeyjagger7489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mushromus7764 does he not like Smoothies?

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@hendeyjagger7489 the machine is a coffee machine

  • @kalosbaku
    @kalosbaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4754

    2016 Mark: “I could Probably Brute Force this”
    2021 Mark: “I’m GONNA brute force this”

    • @TRS69420
      @TRS69420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      This is the most truest comment since yesterday

    • @aidenr3310
      @aidenr3310 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fax

    • @itsnattycakes
      @itsnattycakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol that DID happen

    • @ulydgsjwya
      @ulydgsjwya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1 year, 2K likes, 4 comments
      What.

    • @Burger14
      @Burger14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Inscryption right?

  • @NoMoreChannel2024
    @NoMoreChannel2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    13:39
    Markiplier: *celebrating*
    City: *slowly coming to an end and being flooded*

    • @DakanX
      @DakanX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Slowly? You mean lightly

    • @animalinvestigator_
      @animalinvestigator_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AndreyTheGamer !!! Out of context but, I love your Matt pfp sm :D Matt is a cinnamon roll

    • @NoMoreChannel2024
      @NoMoreChannel2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tordle lol ikr

    • @ppancakesyrup
      @ppancakesyrup 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would like the comment , but it's at 420. so I legally can't.

    • @JDgiggles
      @JDgiggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like the Gypsy woman said!

  • @pyguy7
    @pyguy7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    If I get locked in an escape room, I want Markiplier on my team.

    • @noxnox-e9s
      @noxnox-e9s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yessss i want him too tho plz

    • @sillyandgiggly
      @sillyandgiggly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same tho lol

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      there was an entire [redacted] episode showing how that would go wrong

    • @thebrokencr0wn
      @thebrokencr0wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yea lol. All he did was tell Ethan “good luck” and didn’t even go through the tunnel like Ethan did

    • @bonkradiation
      @bonkradiation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you weren't here for the anomaly were you

  • @thejesterontheroof
    @thejesterontheroof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    I love that he freaks out that he remembered Morse.

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, yeah.

    • @elfasto2255
      @elfasto2255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It’s difficult and hard to remember

    • @cr1t1cs92
      @cr1t1cs92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elfasto2255 yea dude

    • @deesteveng
      @deesteveng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

    • @Tako.-.
      @Tako.-. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes 666 indeed

  • @reddude7435
    @reddude7435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    I like when as soon as Mark gets the hammer, he smashes the TV.

    • @Vx15Z
      @Vx15Z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s how he thinks
      Hammer, SMASH TV

  • @thatcarguy2064
    @thatcarguy2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8213

    Alternative title: 36 minutes of Mark remembering he’s actually smart, and not dumb

    • @simpletic
      @simpletic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      yea i tested this and this took me a day to finnish idk how but this i was missing 8 endings still tho

    • @Urlocalbadomen
      @Urlocalbadomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Z REX HYPER bot???

    • @Zrexhyper
      @Zrexhyper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gillian Muller Noo i m human

    • @Zrexhyper
      @Zrexhyper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gillian Muller and what do you mean

    • @Urlocalbadomen
      @Urlocalbadomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Zrexhyper sorry it's just that a lot of boys say that 😅

  • @NightOfTheRevolution
    @NightOfTheRevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    It amazes me how many people don’t realize that Mark went to college to become a Biomedical Engineer before dropping out to pursue TH-cam. This guy is a genius.

    • @junobrodin4243
      @junobrodin4243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Damn

    • @GOODENOUGH69420
      @GOODENOUGH69420 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait what

    • @ISTILLDONTKNOW680
      @ISTILLDONTKNOW680 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      REALLY!? wow I didn't know...

    • @spameggsrice7988
      @spameggsrice7988 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Seriously!? That seems like such a waste though. But do what you love I guess

    • @xxstaryyxx161
      @xxstaryyxx161 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Could you imagine mark, working for the FDA, that would be terrifying

  • @hush6149
    @hush6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    Any normal human: takes forever to work this out
    Mark: Bada-bing bada-boom

    • @veemogod9191
      @veemogod9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      why am i telling you this idk but i love the music at this part 5:47

    • @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519
      @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Crested Kinz
      Insensitive, but correct.

    • @shorbmanthing88
      @shorbmanthing88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@veemogod9191 it is a vibe tho

    • @tauanunknownplaymaker3992
      @tauanunknownplaymaker3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He has a lot more IQ than he's credited for

    • @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519
      @dirtydanthesecretsauceman8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The other guy took down the “it’s because he’s Korean” comment. Be confident in what you say on the internet. I thought it was funny.

  • @thediscordmemer5851
    @thediscordmemer5851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3915

    The fact that markiplier did most of the endings without a guide is beyond me.

    • @LikeACommenter
      @LikeACommenter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Indeed

    • @hydra2488
      @hydra2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How do you get 1K likes but only 1 reply????

    • @makspeedian
      @makspeedian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hydra2488 ya mean 3

    • @hydra2488
      @hydra2488 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@makspeedian you mean 4

    • @myrz3126
      @myrz3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hydra2488 this ain't no tik tok

  • @thatextraness6836
    @thatextraness6836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2695

    Time stamp 14:00- Everyone give him applause. He deserves it.

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Claps but with hands moving round in a circle

    • @appendixstealer4115
      @appendixstealer4115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Midget09 *claps with feet*

    • @hanaWare
      @hanaWare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He did a do

    • @nolanbertrand7518
      @nolanbertrand7518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea okay Ron jk low hanging fruit

    • @randomiction5429
      @randomiction5429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Micayla Yeap **Bangs my head on Nazi Germany**

  • @killuazoldyck5976
    @killuazoldyck5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    That's the thing about mark. He's not only a gamer, he's really smart. Like really smart-

    • @subzer0258
      @subzer0258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah

    • @NightOfTheRevolution
      @NightOfTheRevolution 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      He went to college to become a biomedical engineer before he dropped out to pursue TH-cam

    • @jennyrodriguez9588
      @jennyrodriguez9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Being smart and being knowledgeable are 2 different things, lets lets admit it mark is kinda dumb XD

    • @sandsunderthetable.6625
      @sandsunderthetable.6625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      69th like

    • @bofa987
      @bofa987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When he wants to be lol

  • @Sarahscopic
    @Sarahscopic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12043

    He just knows Morse code OFF-HAND!?
    Talk about random skills...

    • @spookkachu3322
      @spookkachu3322 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      also know as binary

    • @Luis-pi7fh
      @Luis-pi7fh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      no no he doesn't he just figured out that dash is 1 and dot is 0

    • @JossCade
      @JossCade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +619

      Binary =/= Morse code dude. A in binary is 01000001, A in morse is ._ Morse may be a binary system in the 2 "letters" way, but it isnt the same communication system

    • @magenta5785
      @magenta5785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Edit: I am the one who misunderstood. Didn't realize that Nutella was talking to Ben Dixon.

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      +Ben Dixon (Val AT) binary is easy as fuck though

  • @nurduwek7768
    @nurduwek7768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    7:45 it was a reference to the stanley parable cause “all he does is push buttons all day”

    • @MekongMonsterSC
      @MekongMonsterSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And then Stanley pushed the big red button

    • @datcr4zyazn851
      @datcr4zyazn851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That must be his training

    • @MekongMonsterSC
      @MekongMonsterSC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Indecisive.0 yeah right after he pushes the buttons

    • @supernova5434
      @supernova5434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the story of a man named Stanley,
      continue the story, any ending

  • @saoirse9169
    @saoirse9169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    Mark: *picks up screwdriver*
    Mark: can I hammer this?

    • @CosmonixHarmonic
      @CosmonixHarmonic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hmmm. Can i hammer the screwdriver?

    • @zephyrian1006
      @zephyrian1006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Can I screwdriver the hammer?

    • @topazprism77
      @topazprism77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Can I screw the drivehammer?

    • @Vodlad
      @Vodlad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@topazprism77 i driver the can screwhammer?

    • @jacksonschultz2733
      @jacksonschultz2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@topazprism77 huh?

  • @maddijasnyy
    @maddijasnyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    And now in 2021... He finally got around to playing Papers Please.

    • @joeystevens3308
      @joeystevens3308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's just how Mark operates. He's always 4 years behind on his let's play. Give him 4 years and who knows he might get back into games like Visage^^^^^

    • @buttman12954
      @buttman12954 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeystevens3308 he did

  • @Mephaistus
    @Mephaistus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2807

    Man.. he got a fuckton on his own, thats quite good.

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      yup. i bet you that pewds will get only one of them :D

    • @anerdynugget5350
      @anerdynugget5350 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Strong AND smart ;) of course!

    • @noodleidot
      @noodleidot 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He went to college for engineering before like mark

    • @alisiaraissa3687
      @alisiaraissa3687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I KNOW RIGHT!?! every other youtubers i see playing this game never got that far on their own and mark did it!

    • @smacker261
      @smacker261 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      contrary to popular belief, mark is actually good at games

  • @PizzaLeftovers
    @PizzaLeftovers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1739

    Other TH-camrs: This is going to take for ever to get all the endings
    Mark: Touch da button

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Triple three. Guys, double that.

    • @markesarey754
      @markesarey754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@calebshartzer9724 YES SIR **flops on the floor** IM OKAY

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@markesarey754 Let us do a ritual to insure this.

    • @calebshartzer9724
      @calebshartzer9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@markesarey754 *also falls on floor*

    • @helplessnarwhal3722
      @helplessnarwhal3722 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These replies give me life

  • @KookyKay82
    @KookyKay82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    13:39 the joy on his face when he realizes he's remembered morse code.

    • @bluejayfinch
      @bluejayfinch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr it's so adorable

    • @cannon9009
      @cannon9009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought the DOT and MOrSE clue was for the 3rd line in instructions (0010001)

    • @perfectjojam5280
      @perfectjojam5280 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to

    • @sambadger9270
      @sambadger9270 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      awwww

    • @kale4442
      @kale4442 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its like he beat the 6th night in FNAF all over again...

  • @holylightning4458
    @holylightning4458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    When he says the exact same line about brute forcing the color keypad as he does in the 3D version of the game. Also denies the pass twice for the Papers please ending

  • @opalrosey
    @opalrosey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    I love how happy he got when he got the morse code, it was adorable :D great video!

    • @Danothemano
      @Danothemano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yes! I was impressed he knew all that that's crazy XD

    • @gnomibee6785
      @gnomibee6785 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i think its cuz his dad was in the military

    • @emilymichellecarpio8314
      @emilymichellecarpio8314 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I KNOW RIGHT HE WAS A-FREAKIN-DORABLE.

    • @lilblob1020
      @lilblob1020 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Skylar Rose I know!

    • @ethanbradberry5163
      @ethanbradberry5163 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That moment was epic

  • @gogurtgc4736
    @gogurtgc4736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    Mark after every riddle:
    NEVER IN A *_MILLION_* YEARS WOULD I HAVE FIGURED THAT OUT

  • @Azúre987-t3c
    @Azúre987-t3c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    his energy whenever he gets something correct makes me smile. I've never had pure joy in years.

  • @kushirokagai5186
    @kushirokagai5186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    2016 Mark : DUDE I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THIS MUSIC PUZZLE IN A MILLION YEARS.
    2021 Mark : *Gets this puzzle easily but can't get the others*

    • @serspritztomb
      @serspritztomb ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “You learn from your mistakes, not your successes” - sun tzu or something like that

  • @notalpacalypse
    @notalpacalypse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    "i can translate 0 and 1 into morse code"
    boy sometimes i watch these videos and he spews out the answer to a math problem or translates morse code and im sittin here like i can barely english and i was born here

    • @susannahswindel5739
      @susannahswindel5739 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kyla Edwards he actually has a degree in engineering, or at least went to college for it, I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure that might be why he's so smart

    • @swedishvlogger6047
      @swedishvlogger6047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rating this by three emojis
      😑👌👍

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KaiyaJojo two semesters away from completing the course.....

  • @splooooooge6236
    @splooooooge6236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1809

    even after four years, marks voice is calming.

  • @thesamarawaters
    @thesamarawaters 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2648

    back in the days when Mark saw an hourglass and thought “the waiting symbol”

    • @notsoanonymouself
      @notsoanonymouself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Memento Mori.

    • @inquisitor1284
      @inquisitor1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Memento mori, memento vivere

    • @lr8198
      @lr8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@notsoanonymouself I don’t get ot

    • @BoneSoldier666
      @BoneSoldier666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@lr8198 you had to be there

    • @ryanrex5327
      @ryanrex5327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@lr8198 you never will

  • @enchanter1102
    @enchanter1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Game: Exists
    Marks Forehead: *shine*

    • @arachid5747
      @arachid5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shut up

    • @enchanter1102
      @enchanter1102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@arachid5747 no

    • @randomguyontheinternet9107
      @randomguyontheinternet9107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god, now I noticed XD

    • @leviathan4611
      @leviathan4611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tucker Snow you people really think someone is gonna scroll down and say ' oh what a good comment ima copy it

    • @MonkiEatBanana
      @MonkiEatBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leviathan4611 Yes, because people do that

  • @chrysalisartcreations1566
    @chrysalisartcreations1566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    14:10 Mark has the same energy as the future Mark who
    "I AM A MAN
    WHO OWNS
    FIVE OVENS!"

    • @freshjams3859
      @freshjams3859 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That shit had me crying

    • @DawnDoesFitness
      @DawnDoesFitness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh yeahhhhh

    • @kirathecat
      @kirathecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It cracks my boyfriend up every time I mention that video

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is kindof more Impressive

  • @Furebel
    @Furebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Hourglass: *exists*
    Mark: "The waiting sign!"

    • @robinde_birb1142
      @robinde_birb1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Unnus Annus....

    • @Reli-On
      @Reli-On 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@robinde_birb1142 Woah..

    • @daisa1506
      @daisa1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robinde_birb1142 Ah, a man/woman of culture, I see.

    • @nakor4292
      @nakor4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes, the waiting symbol

    • @Nsodnoajdjksl
      @Nsodnoajdjksl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daisa1506 We hate culture

  • @Besherba
    @Besherba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1800

    Imagine how out of context this would sound to a blind person

    • @pigmafia
      @pigmafia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      "I just killed a blood baby with a hammer"

    • @chronodono215
      @chronodono215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@pigmafia but that's exactly what happened though , makes no difference if you're blind or not.

    • @regalcoolgamerextras1192
      @regalcoolgamerextras1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

    • @lavendelelv
      @lavendelelv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I didn’t imagine that.

    • @clxmentin3
      @clxmentin3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Can I hammer that?"

  • @YanhaoRenDMM
    @YanhaoRenDMM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    5 years later, finally a lets play of "paper please"

  • @cercelalina21
    @cercelalina21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    game: dont touch anything
    mark:hold my beer

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Once Mark is no longer holding his beverage, his clothes burn away and he begins to float.

    • @brittneyselby8336
      @brittneyselby8336 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brittneyselby8336
      He ascends to ultimate zen.

    • @cheedlol6470
      @cheedlol6470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alina Gana we’ll Mark can’t really have alcohol, so more like hold my lemonade

    • @cheedlol6470
      @cheedlol6470 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      some asians, mostly koreans have a low immunity to alchohol, I did some more reasearch, and some guy on Reddit said "He has a broken enzyme which causes him to not be able to process alcohol properly. He did drink alcohol, though sparingly, for a while (hence why he has Drunk Minecraft) but after a "heart attack", where his heart couldn't pump enough blood to all of the parts of his body because of the broken enzyme, his doctor told him he shouldn't drink alcohol anymore."

  • @isaiahisidle7603
    @isaiahisidle7603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    I love how the first thing he dose when he gets a hammer is smash the screen

    • @promethanol4162
      @promethanol4162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao who wouldn't?

    • @quassoont
      @quassoont 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not like when the Internet wasn't working at 1am I punched my Uncles Computer Screen - I needed the Internet so I could beat the Pokémon Elite 4... Not that I did punch it...

    • @hellopeeps8846
      @hellopeeps8846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you play Pokemon at 1am?!

    • @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn
      @kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello Peeps who doesn't?

  • @vengfulhowl
    @vengfulhowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    This game:*exists*
    2020: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

  • @chese5414
    @chese5414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    0:56 the funny thing is he is right if you wait 15 minutes he comes back and takes you to the end of the game

  • @RabanoDoom
    @RabanoDoom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7641

    And people say mark's not smart.

    • @lordkriss8361
      @lordkriss8361 8 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      He's smarter than the average mushroom

    • @thesotegamer3164
      @thesotegamer3164 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      do they? he's the grandson of Albert Einstein

    • @grantwilliams2650
      @grantwilliams2650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      (GradeA)

    • @_keyter_3027
      @_keyter_3027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He isn't a dummy.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hey! My son Pubert is a fungus. he has six achievements.

  • @FFXfever
    @FFXfever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I'm ridiculously impress. He sped through most of these.

  • @ben_turner
    @ben_turner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    10% of the comments commend Mark
    30% of the comments are mad about the Stanley parable
    60% didn't watch the whole video, then commented the solutions to the problems, and then replying to their own comment "nvm he did it"

    • @jeniivlogz
      @jeniivlogz 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Accurate.

    • @ameteuraspirant
      @ameteuraspirant 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what percent of the 60 looked the answer up just to post it here?

    • @gaten2296
      @gaten2296 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      So Common

    • @Elias___
      @Elias___ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want see those Stanley Parable upset people, im upset too.

    • @MultiPixelMonkey
      @MultiPixelMonkey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i accualy watched the whole video xD

  • @skinnygoliath2567
    @skinnygoliath2567 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    watching this now and realizing Markiplier had a very different level of energy that he now pours whole heartedly into big projects instead of just the youtube videos

  • @basil2935
    @basil2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    20:53 I swear, I was yelling at the screen when he said gree the first time, GRBB

    • @shaylascott3283
      @shaylascott3283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SH4D0W Ender EXACTLY I WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOOO MARKKK NOOO in my head I was like MARK YOU ARE SO SMART BUT COMEE ONNNNN 🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @DILFDylF
      @DILFDylF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've seen multiple people play this and they all think the same thing at first, it's so weird because right above it there's "GRAB" to compare "GRBB" to and see that the last two letters in GRBB are exactly the same as the last letter in GRAB, and they don't think it's GRAE and GREE, but oh well.

    • @sillywt-c3c
      @sillywt-c3c 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      does it honestly even matter

    • @sillywt-c3c
      @sillywt-c3c 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he eventually read it right

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah right? I was almost screaming
      G-reen
      R-ed
      B-lue
      B-lue

  • @404ares
    @404ares 7 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    'The Waiting Sign'
    Yeah Mark. That's totally what an Hourglass is called.

    • @haikusdr
      @haikusdr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ellsasaurus Rex if I was making money off of it, id be on the computer alot too.

    • @diablorises
      @diablorises 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah the old school waiting symbol. Oh the nostalgia! O discordia!

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still makes sense tho cuz... ya know... waiting takes time, which is the entire point of an hourglass

  • @Gicafsolicarer2
    @Gicafsolicarer2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    what that "guy" says: do not touch anything
    what we understand: press de button.

    • @themarshals2768
      @themarshals2768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ceau roman random

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GICA FASOLICA
      It’s just pure game logic

    • @Johnn5Gaming
      @Johnn5Gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GICA FASOLICA 200th like

    • @alainabrown3108
      @alainabrown3108 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME MUST PRESS DE BUTTON HE SAY (im in my moms)

    • @vx255
      @vx255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themarshals2768 azh

  • @ctoacn_1241
    @ctoacn_1241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It makes me genuinely really happy to see mark look so accomplished. It’s just great, man

  • @windalock9689
    @windalock9689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    Stanley parable reference: *exists*
    Mark: "I know my name now"

    • @theaviator1152
      @theaviator1152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Winda Lock Lol and he even played that game

    • @VladKov36
      @VladKov36 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao right

    • @jackgold7340
      @jackgold7340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Stanley walked into the room, and in front of him lay a giant panel, but there was a single, round, red button, as stanley gently tapped the button, more button's started to appear, stanley pressed those as well, and more started to appear, but stanley lost track of the button's on the panel, and simpl- wait stanley, your supposed to press all the button's not press none of them! Sigh, stanley I don't believe we are in right game, im going to restart now.

    • @trueomega
      @trueomega 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yep

    • @13TVEATJNAUTTPEMERALDSDIAMONDS
      @13TVEATJNAUTTPEMERALDSDIAMONDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO,
      Mark "I dont know my name now"

  • @Ghostist
    @Ghostist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4105

    Markiplier you're actually pretty smart, not kidding, not judging by this game alone, but generally since I've started watching your videos, I noticed that you have a pretty high intelligence level!

    • @petkofuchalski9809
      @petkofuchalski9809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      well he could've been a enginer.

    • @Ghostist
      @Ghostist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Petko Fuchalksi Definitely

    • @FBI-ei6gb
      @FBI-ei6gb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Very true But a smart individual always knows thiers always more to learn thats why i continue to do lets plays on games i continued

    • @miniboss3940
      @miniboss3940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      he is smarter than my whole class

    • @keyboardmannow
      @keyboardmannow 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Christian Mills By learning do you mean sitting down and playing video games? You are way too confident...

  • @andrew.mp4311
    @andrew.mp4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    7:56 just realized now that its a reference to the Stanley parable because he spent his job pressing buttons

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's much more clear in the vr version

    • @theunfunnyjokester
      @theunfunnyjokester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@galladegamer3579 yeah, the narrator is there too

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theunfunnyjokester that's why I said it was more clear, but ok

    • @aviem5887
      @aviem5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT HAS BEEN FOUR YEARS AND I JUST... I JUST REALIZED...

    • @andrew.mp4311
      @andrew.mp4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aviem5887 yeah it took me 4 years lol

  • @gaming1zanagi-1999
    @gaming1zanagi-1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    So apparently this game tells a story about a person's paranoia towards the coffee maker

  • @user-yc4zq7ho3j
    @user-yc4zq7ho3j 7 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Mark-"I'm not smart"
    Me-"Watch your own video again. Then we can judge"

    • @Ausar0
      @Ausar0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sheikah Warrior
      this doesn't require you to be smart, it just requires you to not be stupid.

  • @ericcleaver6013
    @ericcleaver6013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Mark: why is there 666?
    Why is there a pentagram?
    The guy that said he would be back in a minute: *sweating*

  • @darkdemonwerewolf
    @darkdemonwerewolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    13:45 can we all clap for mark for getting that off the top of his head?

  • @theniftyguy8525
    @theniftyguy8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    POV: You're back watching this because of the video mark posted where he plays this in 3d

  • @klouiX
    @klouiX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    “Let me high five myself one million times!”
    Markiplier- 2016

    • @Zoms101
      @Zoms101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      (innuendos intensify)

    • @Dyn4fun
      @Dyn4fun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EHeff 007 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 100 190 100,000,000 done

    • @Dexth_Jsm
      @Dexth_Jsm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EHeff 007 1000000 back Pat's too

    • @legendary_man1320
      @legendary_man1320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love you posts

    • @naniwara8673
      @naniwara8673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      777 likes lol

  • @Kean13
    @Kean13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Love the moment he got the morsecode

  • @giornogiovanna4968
    @giornogiovanna4968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Game:*exists*
    Markipier: its big brain time.

    • @stupidiphonegames5110
      @stupidiphonegames5110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm it’s “this is big brain time” not it’s big brain time

    • @carricksimone5122
      @carricksimone5122 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bru

    • @spectre2808
      @spectre2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it took matzot forever to do some of these puzzles tho

    • @imbob99999
      @imbob99999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Diz biggest brain time

    • @robowooper4192
      @robowooper4192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      420 likes

  • @Pacnakes
    @Pacnakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    5 years later when I see the papers, please reference: finally, he did it

  • @casserpillar6311
    @casserpillar6311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2011

    "I would never have gotten that!" MARK ARE YOU KIDDING THAT WAS AMAZING! I was sitting in awe for a huge portion of this video, i couldnt even comprehend how you got as far as you did, that was so cool to watch. You dont give yourself enough credit, dude.

    • @MsIvalane
      @MsIvalane 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was thinking the exact same thing, watching him get so excited lol he's a brainiac sometimes!

    • @tyroncerat6728
      @tyroncerat6728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      this gave me a whole new level of respect for him

    • @ilovewaffles1922
      @ilovewaffles1922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Except he doesn't realize dinosaurs lay eggs

    • @casserpillar6311
      @casserpillar6311 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Joshua Martin
      Haha yeah, i guess we can be great at everything xP

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      same

  • @sincerelyparand
    @sincerelyparand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    “I'm not smart“
    ~ Markiplier, knows the Morse Code by heart

    • @someartist7746
      @someartist7746 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Everyday Girl I heard mark say that too and he's very Smart! I can't even do those numbers and stuff! your so right Everyday Girl!

    • @reinaldobravo7371
      @reinaldobravo7371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everyday Girl ur soooo right!!

    • @starhyena7443
      @starhyena7443 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Everyday Girl just like i know braille

    • @theflyingpieceofcrap3330
      @theflyingpieceofcrap3330 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everyday Girl the second i read this he said exactly that.

  • @nodraw_
    @nodraw_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    22:19
    In the phrase "You drop all the bomb" the letters YRBB were glitching.
    They mean Yellow, Red, Blue, Blue.
    That's the answer for 34:13 riddle.

    • @peppermint2133
      @peppermint2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I also saw that and was like where would u use that

    • @zaingraal9710
      @zaingraal9710 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Genius

    • @_-lariant-_5206
      @_-lariant-_5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh great, I thought i was the only one who saw that! Thank gosh I wasn't crazy...

    • @cedarfall
      @cedarfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to say that!

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    13:38 I've never seen markimoo so happy before

  • @blahblahblahblah4213
    @blahblahblahblah4213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    The ending where it says awaiting input and then says you got the job Stanley is a Stanley Parable reference!

    • @michaelbreckshot6589
      @michaelbreckshot6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      How'd he not get that? Didn't he play it?

    • @BHanif1996
      @BHanif1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelbreckshot6589 years before

    • @funl
      @funl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shadow Gaming or you know he couldve known that himself. its not like one person knows that thing and you happened to see them say it first so now everyone else is copying them since they said the same thing.

  • @aditya95sriram
    @aditya95sriram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    24:50
    The number 1211 is the missing number in the series on line 3 of the instruction sheet: 1, 11, 21, (1211), 111221, 312211
    where each successive number basically describes (or says out loud) the previous number,
    so the first number's just 1,
    the second number describes the first number as "one 1",
    the third number describes the second number as "two 1's"
    the fourth number describes the third number as "one 2 and one 1"
    ... and so on.
    This is somewhat similar to what are called autobiographical numbers or self-descriptive numbers.

    • @LilCheesyBean
      @LilCheesyBean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting

    • @cojec
      @cojec 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is simultaneously the most brilliant pattern I have ever seen and the most convoluted way of describing numbers that I have ever seen.

    • @einsteingamer8529
      @einsteingamer8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is confusing

    • @purpleknight2907
      @purpleknight2907 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What

    • @WolfK7788
      @WolfK7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s pretty awesome

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    For anyone interested: They made a VR version of this game which is honestly trippy as hell. I'd suggest it for anyone into puzzles. There's only one thing that I dislike and that's the physics they seem to use. Also, if you pick up both the hammer and the screwdriver at the same time, the game starts to lag quite a bit. Not to mention, the hammer will make a lot of noise for some reason.

  • @FuriosasWarRig
    @FuriosasWarRig 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I come back sometimes just to see how happy he is at remembering Morse

  • @justinbratcher1123
    @justinbratcher1123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "I just beat a blood baby to death with a hammer" -Mark "2016"

    • @ГеоргиКарачев
      @ГеоргиКарачев 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why'd you put 2016 in quotation marks?

    • @akaribrown6616
      @akaribrown6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m watching this on 2020 so I’m not alone it looks like even though people hate me

    • @AykesMusic
      @AykesMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thefireatgrandfest bruh obviously everyone who sees this comment is watching in 2020

    • @aromorguy
      @aromorguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Георги Карачев good point

    • @shamusday
      @shamusday 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      justin bratcher normal Friday for me

  • @lizzy_marie2296
    @lizzy_marie2296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    My mind: why is that panel so powerful? and who the hell let mark in charge of it?

    • @sergeanthartman2136
      @sergeanthartman2136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lizzy_ marie229 YEAH, WHY NOT ME

    • @Kayta-Linda
      @Kayta-Linda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And it's just a coffee machine with some ads on a screen xD

    • @jennicornplayz8178
      @jennicornplayz8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the greatest coffe machine that can destroy the city just the city in the tv

    • @NoizyBoy21
      @NoizyBoy21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jack went to the bathroom and mark didn't listen to what he was told😂😂

    • @allisonmcdonald3615
      @allisonmcdonald3615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.....

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    34:25
    The animation there is so smooth and snappy. Just amazingly done. I don't see enough people talking about the animation in the comments.

  • @AntwanThomaz
    @AntwanThomaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    18:59
    Mark: Papers Please! I was gonna do a lets play of that.
    5 Years Later.. XD

  • @ethanbalsam5210
    @ethanbalsam5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Me:explaining something to my mom
    What my mom hears: 26:29

    • @gollygreengiant3177
      @gollygreengiant3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Low
      Key

    • @waffle1261
      @waffle1261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      XD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

    • @HoodeyTheOne
      @HoodeyTheOne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      is ur mom a karen

    • @mayoactual2065
      @mayoactual2065 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are correct the right the are yes are correct

    • @Aggoroth
      @Aggoroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about 6:55

  • @Raoul1808.
    @Raoul1808. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    There's a 3D version with extra endings, you should definitely check that out! (it can also be played in VR)

  • @leomg2312
    @leomg2312 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    When mark tried to smash the clock I suppose it was... Hammer Time

  • @neutrosium
    @neutrosium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember watching this when I was a little younger, and I thought a 36 minute Markiplier video was long lol. I was very naive.

  • @Anomen77
    @Anomen77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I've never seen anyone get so many endings in so little time in this game. You're really a smart person, Mark.
    ...
    You could have been an engineer, ya' know...

    • @teamskrub2292
      @teamskrub2292 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You saw he skipped a few time frames

    • @Anomen77
      @Anomen77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, but not at the start

    • @ninjaofshadow7342
      @ninjaofshadow7342 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's covered wars, you know

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How to make Mark cry in the shower:
      Step 1: Make OP's comment.

    • @KnightedSilverWolf
      @KnightedSilverWolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @marklloyd110
    @marklloyd110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1086

    “Kill all humans,”
    *”That’s nice.” - Markiplier 2016*

    • @annatanchyk
      @annatanchyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RealisticBanana 2016 oooooo that hurts

    • @Mjk-en4yi
      @Mjk-en4yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!!!!! oh god. -markiplier 2016

    • @newjacket44
      @newjacket44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh he was right

    • @fxrestmoon
      @fxrestmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anna Tanchyk "this is fine"

    • @epicnitroaap2554
      @epicnitroaap2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      how do you do the bold letters?

  • @mercurytempest
    @mercurytempest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    22:20 if you see the distorted letters from ''you drop all bombs'' are : ''You dRop all BomBs'' ''YRBB''' : yellow red blue blue ;)

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude he played this game more than 2 weeks ago XD

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re a little late

    • @JoeMama-pi5pr
      @JoeMama-pi5pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Warlord F777 dude he commented this 3 weeks ago xD

    • @JoeMama-pi5pr
      @JoeMama-pi5pr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Warlord F777 you’re a little late

    • @oxyu3533
      @oxyu3533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well at least I didn’t comment 2 YEARS LATE!

  • @TheClanFollows
    @TheClanFollows 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how mark said the same “I can brute force this” 5 years ago and now

  • @xavesu
    @xavesu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    He says “ I never would have gotten that “ like a million times

  • @nathanielmatava-brown605
    @nathanielmatava-brown605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    teacher: okay class what did u do this summer?
    random kid: i went 2 Florida
    other kid: i went fishing
    Mark: i smashed a blood baby to death with a hammer!

    • @amandahall2484
      @amandahall2484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao imagine having a dad

    • @delcast1027
      @delcast1027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it would sound a LOT better if you put "to death" in between baby and with

    • @jennsramek5286
      @jennsramek5286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You deserve an academy award

    • @somechannelthatbarleyposts5225
      @somechannelthatbarleyposts5225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@delcast1027 wut

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Teacher: I can't believe you said those words...
      Mark: me meither!

  • @CloudDealing
    @CloudDealing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Anyone notice 24:10:2077 is the date after the nuke drops in fallout 4, Coincidence?
    I think not.
    Hotel? Trivago.

    • @billythecuber36
      @billythecuber36 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They did that in reference to fallout they did that on purpose

    • @couriersix2549
      @couriersix2549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m playing fallout 4 right now

    • @couriersix2549
      @couriersix2549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yet another coincidence

    • @SP3LLM4N
      @SP3LLM4N 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You son of a... Hotel Trivago

    • @lindseymiddleton6686
      @lindseymiddleton6686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i play that ;6

  • @Tjrissi96
    @Tjrissi96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    so nobody got the fallout reference when he opens the time thing at 17:38? In fallout the bombs fell on October 23, 2077, and when mark clicks the right arrow the times gos to October 24th 2077, which then shows a picture of a destroyed city.
    Can't be a coincidence.

  • @thedemomorphofskyrim194
    @thedemomorphofskyrim194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Mark: *spawns blood baby*
    Me: bring fourth the holy hand grenade

  • @dorkishdorkish
    @dorkishdorkish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Dang. Whoever made this game is either a genius or on drugs.

  • @exceptionalanimations1508
    @exceptionalanimations1508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    "i beat a blood baby with a hammer!"
    markiplier 2016

  • @Notquitekris
    @Notquitekris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I always love coming back to this game! And thanks to Mark playing the vr version and promising us all the endings it’s given me a reason other than just nostalgia to rewatch :)

  • @JasonsWeirdPizz
    @JasonsWeirdPizz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Mark gets a hammer
    First reaction:
    SMASH THE SCREEN!

    • @unitednormal6289
      @unitednormal6289 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now click the "?" so its shake and............. Illuminate

    • @LavenderJJ_secret
      @LavenderJJ_secret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ultra Instinct Goku If I gave mark a hammer irl do you think he'd smash his computer screen?

    • @alizecolon5782
      @alizecolon5782 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ultra Instinct Goku ik i was thinking the same thing 😂😂😂lol

    • @bogl5585
      @bogl5585 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ultra Instinct Goku p 、

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think Mark just summoned Bill Cypher

  • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
    @user-ls4hj9uc4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Another youtuber: 12 episodes for all the endings
    Markiplier: 30 minutes for all endings
    Another youtuber: i am a joke for you?
    i love you mans (no homo) and girls jaja

    • @AzuraRaijin
      @AzuraRaijin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Didnt it take MatPat an entire livestream to get all endings?

    • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
      @user-ls4hj9uc4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@AzuraRaijin in video dude, and that 24 episodes, 1 video is how 15 or 20 minuts, lets take 20m, so 20x24, and what is the result? 480 to hours? welp is 8 hours

    • @ultimoengin7826
      @ultimoengin7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which youtuber?

    • @user-ls4hj9uc4d
      @user-ls4hj9uc4d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultimoengin7826 sorry i speak spanish and some words in english i dont understand it

    • @ultimoengin7826
      @ultimoengin7826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Webber el wuebon que youtuber usó google translate por cierto

  • @arandombozo
    @arandombozo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Me: Don’t hit the child with the hammer
    Mark hits the button and spawns the blood baby and hits it
    Mark: I can’t believe I hit a baby with the hammer!

  • @hiltilizhang4285
    @hiltilizhang4285 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:35 the face we all made while our parents are reading out our report card

  • @eatman8602
    @eatman8602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    17:49 The date is when the bombs dropped in Fallout

  • @psinjo
    @psinjo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    i will actually give kudos to mark for knowing the morse off the top of his head

    • @mivonne0040
      @mivonne0040 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      mark: yaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaa me:NO WAY WHAT

    • @ScorpMatoro
      @ScorpMatoro 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      psinjo But Morse is basic education isn't it in America ?

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +dutch scorpion No, it isn't, unfortunately. Is it in the Netherlands?

    • @ellag5522
      @ellag5522 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      they dont have you directly learn it in school as a class or anything

    • @psinjo
      @psinjo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not in any class i've heard or known. Sometimes the boy scouts learn morse (i've been told) but most of the people i know barely even know what morse is much less could translate anything off the top of their heads. I know when i was little i heard about 'S O S" was good to learn in morse, so i memorized it, but i'm not sure i could even recall it now if i had to

  • @krustylesponge6250
    @krustylesponge6250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    this game is so interesting, i like how they made a vr one

    • @xxweirdofromspacexx1119
      @xxweirdofromspacexx1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      THEY MADE A VR ONE!???

    • @killertlbeatsandrap436
      @killertlbeatsandrap436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxweirdofromspacexx1119 ll

    • @Annie-rg4if
      @Annie-rg4if 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xxweirdofromspacexx1119 Yeah and they added new stuff in it like the person on the screen with the demonic thing, they are now behind you

    • @OtherHarmony
      @OtherHarmony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i want a sequel so bad :

  • @wolfen8281
    @wolfen8281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Are you calling me stoopid? I'LL BLOW UP THE DAMN CITY"
    perfection

  • @kc-sb4lm
    @kc-sb4lm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    not even 20 seconds in and markiplier decides to touch something lmao

  • @nothingimportant2972
    @nothingimportant2972 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    am i the only one who wants all the little posters and other stuff you get when passing a level in real life?

    • @legemu
      @legemu 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      nope

    • @eternalis
      @eternalis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      "passing a level in real life"
      life is just a game confirmed
      time is nothing but an illusion, a man-made concept.

    • @travis4266
      @travis4266 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG ME TOO

    • @bethbahner2827
      @bethbahner2827 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Robin Maier Today I went to therapy, told him my embarrassing issues that I'm having with my life. He told me that I need to change, life is not a video game, stop playing and O P E N U P Y O U R E Y E S.
      Sing along if you know it! ;)

    • @PoppyNeedsSleep
      @PoppyNeedsSleep 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Beth Bahner I'm just trying to keep from dying. its just a game that we play and for heaven sakes looking for a better way to play it

  • @Urlocalbadomen
    @Urlocalbadomen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "THERE'S A BABY IN SPACE WHY IS THERE A SPACE BABY"
    -Markiplier 2016

  • @LunauticalDev
    @LunauticalDev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still here years later watching these older videos

  • @hawkeyestegosaurus5680
    @hawkeyestegosaurus5680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Mark should come back to this one, it is so much cooler now. He would lose his shit!

    • @blitzdrache2060
      @blitzdrache2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The game gets updates?

    • @chrisspoohbear8903
      @chrisspoohbear8903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still waiting

    • @Clandor
      @Clandor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@blitzdrache2060 There is a 3D VR version of this with more endings

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There is a VR version and it's so weird...
      I'd definitely recommend it for anyone into puzzles (as long as you haven't watched a playthrough video like this). The only downside is that buttons can be a bit finicky and the hammer seems to glitch out a bit. If you pick up both tools at the same time, the game really doesn't like it.
      Spoiler:
      The illuminati ending is super trippy in vr.

    • @authorlynndavis
      @authorlynndavis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • @Nitrorex17
    @Nitrorex17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    17:50 Oh my god, it's literally Don't Escape 4

    • @mrpigfish9007
      @mrpigfish9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i know i new that moon looked like dont escape

    • @mrpigfish9007
      @mrpigfish9007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think the building all the way to the right is the one barry died at i frogot what it was called

    • @whiskeysaint5609
      @whiskeysaint5609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Citedrapier37 its 1 day off tho

    • @amberalberson7010
      @amberalberson7010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrpigfish9007 sidreal plexus

    • @M4kshan
      @M4kshan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nitrorex17 MY DUDE LITERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME

  • @emma-nr6nn
    @emma-nr6nn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This hurt my brain. Mark is too smart For this game

    • @Countesselishebat_official
      @Countesselishebat_official 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am good with this game. Because I am smart too. I am interested by science, technology and art. Dummy people took my energy away and they can fuckin ruin my day! I remember my old secondary school.... they hate me for my intelligence. But now I am going to university - it´s like Jew goes from Ausswitz teror to heaven. Ahhh it´s so cute. :D

    • @17maiga
      @17maiga 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess Well isn't that modesty...

    • @Goldennote
      @Goldennote 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shta ir Lennon ́s priestess if you're so smart why can't you use proper english?

  • @idontknow2588
    @idontknow2588 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is one of those videos that you randomly keep going back to years later and its so weird because there's nothing about it you'd specifically remember but you just remember sitting years ago watching it and loving it. old memories like that make me feel so sad mannnnn