Ozzy Man Reviews: People vs Distraction #2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- Here's me commentary on People vs Distraction again. MERCH: www.ozzymansho...
Get distracted by the SOURCES:
Delivery Driver Window
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Marathon Bollard Fall
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Flippy Spinny Distraction
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Car gets hit by Man
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Woman falls over bench
Como Será? (Brazillian TV show)
Surprised News Reader - Natasha Exelby
ABC News 24
Inflatable Tube Man
• AirDancer Airblown Inf...
League of Legends Trophy
/ dependablejoyousyakkap...
LoL Cameraman Alternate View
• Hope he is fine #camer...
Cameraman Takes a Tumble
Channel 9
Photographer backs into water
• Photographer falls in ...
Influencer Falls off Bridge
www.instagram....
Jaywalker Bumps into Pole
• J walking Pedestrian I...
Man texting bumps into bear
KTLA 5
Cyclist looking at phone
• Cyclist not paying att...
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Definitely thought it was worth doing a sequel on this topic, it’s proving very hard to stamp out distraction from society. On that note, go get distracted by my merch store for a while if ya like www.ozzymanshop.com
Just amazing videos
All right matey
Mate in South Africa we are having a spiderman pandemic, please look into it
What'dja say? Somebody was texting me.
Awesome vids
"every part of her body hits the floor in a different time-zone" hahahaha!
@@DyslexicMitochondria Oi mate I watch your channeI. Absolutely love ur vidss
@@DyslexicMitochondria Didnt expect u here ahaha
"Then she has a nap"
This is the real footage, it was about the stant women career th-cam.com/video/9oEWo38_eE0/w-d-xo.html
Ikrr!!😂😂.... That was legendary
when you get run over by a parked car you seriously need to consider never leaving your home again
Cars are dangerous.
he never saw the car comming
It was the driver's fault though.
Probably a woman behind the wheel.
@@glenneric1 🤣
Plot twist: They were all watching Ozzy man on their phones.
CLASSIC ! ! !
You mean just the ones on the phones right? Because not "all" of them were... Shite. Tripped over a curb.
Nice!
Damn there goes my drink!! lol
Damn Ozzy TODAY DAMN THAT MAN!!!!
Obviously, watching one of his ‘Destination F....
...where did this wall come from?
I feel like the bride and groom could have said something....lol
Could have helped tbh
Yeah as a married couple they have not realised that some things are more important than their perfect moment
Something like, "you're about to loose a few thousand dollars in camera equipment?"
@@Jeremycook_ right? Lol
@@wordzmyth like maybe the guy capturing the "perfect moment"?
"We're too busy to notice the world imploding" - Ozzy Man on the state of global politics
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA this is wonderful! PRANK! IT is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT v*deos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear j,
Would vote for him for a president!
Everywhere.
That’s the idea. The powers that be want us distracted as they slowly take always our freedoms.
Natasha Exelby always has the most expressive face. I love watching her on the news here in Oz!
2:20 The photographer went to the wedding and ends up getting baptised 😂😂😂
Good one...👍
FKIN HILARIOUS
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥂🍾
The "She has a nap" part is killing me lol 😂😂😂
The biggest irony would be if someone walked into a glass door while watching this video on their phone.
😂😂
...And it's on camera...And ozzyman puts it in his next video...Lol :-D
Well this is part 2. We don't know if some of these are watching part one.
@@theheartofme2119 thanks for that, I just decided to think that they are.
*while reading your comment
1:42 when your maths teacher picks you to solve a maths problem you don't know because you weren't paying attention in class
“We all know I’m a massive spinny flippy pervert!”
Aren’t we all massive spinny flippy perverts now thanks to you Ozzy Man? Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Personally I'm a "spready to the gods" kind of pervert.
And don't forget the "........BAM........"
oh id only stand there and gawk at that, it was that fucking good! lol
Yeah, nah, yeah: I'm more of the "spready to the sky" kind of pervert meself...
@@reignman30 big fan of Sheilas doing “spreadies to the gods” yea naa yea naa big fan!
I’ll admit, I’ve been in a pretty similar situation. I was walking through high school on a dress up day and was not looking where I was going. I knocked into a girl I know, tried to apologise as I walked off and walked straight into a pole. My entire friend group at the time watched it all unfold 😂
HAHAHA
On these dress days did you wear them with heels with your hair made up real nice?
@@johnlafever3162 really not sure why this matters, but no, I did not?
"Don't text and walk, cause you could get eaten by a Bear."
Someone make a T-shirt out of it.
On it
@@KRS2000 Do share pictures
@@swapneshrana8972 I just have to learn the process of making it first. I'm not a very tech savvy person.
Ozzy Merch that I would wear!
I live in rural Alaska, the odds are ever in the bears favor. 😳
God yes!! Yes!!!!!....
1:12 "Look left, got hit by a car, MAN DOWN, MAN DOWN" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a distraction...
Tiktok defined
Covid
Possible irony activated
Covid world order...
The distraction caused the big bang
Working for the coroner's office I've picked up a few people who walked and were thrown into a plate glass window and I can tell you that this delivery guy is EXTREMELY LUCKY!
yeah there's a reason it's against building code now.
@@198sambrrs There's a building code that says "don't walk into plate glass windows"?
@@wallywest2360 I forgot I'm on the internet. The code is against putting plate glass into doors, beside or above doors, and any window that is a certain height from the ground, around 2 feet or so.
edit: In certain instances plate glass can be next to doors if the installation happened before that version of building code was implemented. Most people get them changed to avoid potential liability, but some people are cheap so there are some still installed here and there.
i did that once. I managed to pull up at the last second, but still connected with my knee- smashed the glass door.
@@198sambrrs it’s called tempered glass. Building code is any glass that sits below 2-3’ Most new glass in businesses is made this way (like your vehicle windshields) so there’s basically a glue that holds the glass chunks together so it absorbs the break and does not break into large knife like pieces.
“Don’t text and walk cause you could get eaten by a bear.” Profound words, I must admit. Greetings from Canada (specifically Manitoba), the home of texters and bears.
And home to the Cobra Chickens...
Hey Canada 😃
Lake Havasu ☀️ AZ. USA
Same here. You are our friendly neighbors to our East!! 😉
Hey man Nova Scotia here
Hey Manitoba here! Home of the Polar bear.
Walking into a stationary car... now in my time I've heard of some tall tales but witnessing a full grown man walking into a car that isn't moving is something else, we are definitely doomed as a species 😂. Just been watching that woman fall down repetitively over and over again, literally how slow she falls down and the add commentary on top has had me in tears for the past 10 minutes.
"Too distracted to notice the world imploding around us"... I felt that
And if you didn't, you're one of them.
The black mirror ain't telling that, so it can't be true. Although prices of everything going up, unhealthy untill proven otherwise, coerced and blackmailed to take a gene therapy, businesses forced to go bankrupt, international "debt" soaring. Everything is fine, gov's have our best intrest at heart. lol
Orange man bad is out, so you are all okay.
Love that little clip you threw in with the lady who went full on destination fooked falling off that walkway 😆.
With Surveillance Cameras now pretty much everywhere Ozzyman will NEVER run out of material to delight us with.
Yup
Not to mention a smartphone in pretty much everybody's hand. As a distraction I mean.
our governments will never run out of ways to find out if we aren't following their rules now and whatever new rules they come up with in the future. Just think of how many new rules they can make.
Bet that wedding photographer wasn't expecting to be baptised 🤣🤣
in defense of that car, the guy was clearly the initiator of the contact.
I really expected another car coming from the left but the guy exceeded my expectations 😂😂😂
@@evasirova3985 yep he faked me out, too!
He legit got hit by a parked car. Like the insult you'd say back in grade school actually happened. XD
Ahh come on you lot! That car driver was a maniac! Sitting in his house drinking his cup of tea! Clearly the driver at fault 😂
@@skylined5534 Even worse. He was probably drinking coffee, not tea!
The wedding photographer who fell in the fountain still cracks my ribs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine being hit by a stationary vehicle.
"Watch your speed, crazy person! You were nearly moving!"
🤣🤣
It can get much worse, target fixation (warning, graphic):
th-cam.com/video/Ha-l2qCbFms/w-d-xo.html
@@r0cketplumber
Dang it! 😂
Yeah business cards, letterheads and compliment slip carnage, oh wait stationery...
2:24 That exact same thing happened to some guy at a wedding I attended. He wasn't THE photographer, but he was taking pictures on what was at the time a pretty nice digital camera. The kind that would produce film-quality prints, back in a day when 1.5 megapixel cameras were common. The guy realized what was happening mid tumble, and he thrust his camera straight up in a bid to keep it dry. Instead he slammed it against the sculpture in the middle of the fountain and little bits of camera went flying everywhere. Just totally smashed to shit and beyond.
"distracted people are gonna be the downfall of civilization" no lies indeed
I can't wait 😂
Singularity 2031 the robo revolution is coming 🦾
Nobody will notice.
"influencer trigger warning , ah yeah see ya"
That cracked me up
The DHL guy after smashing the glass with his head
Goes back in "Wheres the exit guys?
"Haha, good one."
"No really, where is it?"
"..."
It was the "You know I'm a MASSSIVE flippy spinny pervert" line that got me!! Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Biggest distraction in Covid times: ozzy man reviews. Thanks mate for your incredible work ❤️❤️. Cheers to life mate
"We are too busy to notice the world imploding" that is pure genius 👏
"That was like a 4 second fall, every part of her body hit the ground in a different time zone!"
Considering that Brazil actually has 4 time zones...
So she landed in each one for real, damn!
@@skylined5534 Inception should have ended with that news anchor still falling then the screen fades to black.
Just to clarified one thing that was actually a transition to interview a stuntwoman.
This video show that:
th-cam.com/video/9oEWo38_eE0/w-d-xo.html
"Pic - e - nic basket" 🤣 Good throwback to yesteryear
1980: in 30 years were gonna have flying cars
2021: people watching other people being stupid at 3am
When you really think about it, flying cars are a pretty stupid idea. Watching youtube at 3am is much more reasonable.
Yes, I'm fun at parties.
Me: Oh Boy 3am!!! *Watchs Ozzyman*
Hahaa, ya got me! 3:22 here right now...
Alien dad: Son, let's go on a field trip to watch humans, we'll fly low this time (grins and wink)
Alien kid: papa, we'll be caught by the humans!
Alien dad: don't worry about that son, the humans barely raise their heads to watch out for each other let alone look up to the skies, all thanks to those silly devices they hold in their hands.
“so dopey he got hit by a parked car” that's what i heard being said about a neighbor of mine many years ago. i thought it was an exaggeration
2:06 I love that guy in bottom left corner cheering up with his hand right after cameraman fell lmao!
“Who brought a fountain to a wedding?” 🤣😂🤣🤣
I wasn’t planning on being baptized and then…
LOL one of the first thing you learn to ask yourself while running with a $300,000 movie camera:-)
Ozzy has never met a Bridezilla, has he?
That poor guy…all that expensive equipment. Ugh. Poor bride too. She didn’t have anymore photos for the rest of the event. They could have warned him at least.
Walked into a tree one day while texting, laughed and text someone to say what happened and walked into another 🤣🤣🤣
Perking up faster than 'Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man' is an impressive feat.
Its like 4 second fall, every part of her body hits the floor in a different time zone and then she has a nap🤣🤣
"Could be eaten by a bear, can't tell you the odds..." BUT THE ODDS ARE THERE. THEY ARE THERE! AND SO IS THE BEAR
News Lady's over-reaction was much worse than simply being caught on camera gazing at her lipstick(?).
I think that was a ink pen 🖋️
I dunno, I think it said 'sex bullet' on the side.
I think its a coke spoon, and if that's true the over-reaction is warranted.
If TH-cam comments are to be believed she lost her job there
@@gwebster6600 " it was a dog act be the network." - i can't grammatically parse this... anyhow, why was she startled, and why was she fired?
Holy shit.. you know it’s good when you say “I’ve seen this before “while you’re laughing Your guts out!
Ozzy man is the world's best anthropologist! Such understated insight and wry observation of the quirks of the post modern man!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That delivery guy in the beginning was damn lucky when he broke that glass, it clearly wasn't tempered and had the potential to literally cut off a body part.
I think ozzy man should use his talents for officiating things like weddings. It would really liven up the day
Ohhh, wouldn't that be great!! 👍👍👍😂😂😂
The DHL driver window accident happened at Game Pad in Norfolk, England around May 5, 2021
"Don't text and walk, you could get eaten by a bear." I will remember this advice forever wherever I am in the world.
Lol startled anchorwoman should have just glanced up, put on a smirk, and said “My precioussss”
he's just hilarious. but the girl who fell off the track!! hope it wasn't too deep
The camera person should have warned her 😂
@@bumbaaclaaat2866 fr XD fell from the tip of a tree pretty much!
Don't worry, it's Darwinian - if you're on something high and don't pay attention then natural selection takes control. 😁
@@bumbaaclaaat2866 The pic taker has some explaining to do.
@@user-fg6pu6qi1z Thanks for the insight, makes me feel less like we found footage of her death XD
"every part of her body hits the floor in a different time zone"
2:33 🤣 I don't even feel sorry for those tictokers and influencers lol
Wait, is she alright tho?? Looks like she fell from quite a height!!
I just feel sorry for any animals that may have been down there and fallen on
I used to work roofing, when we had work at the local college, it’s amazing how you can drive a GIANT ORANGE boom life with flashing lights and a LOUD beeper 3 feet from a college kid on their phone and they still don’t know they about to get run over
Can't appreciate more how genuine your jokes are!
Keep it up!
The camera man getting pulled from the fountain by the strap around his neck was outstanding!
Ozzy man's quotes and commentary are just golden!!
And that is what we are all here for!!
That last monologue about distraction being the downfall is more accurate than funny.
"He hits a pole with his pole" LMAO
Yeah, those infamous family jewels :)
I haven't laughed this hard on a video in a long while
1:10 LMAO, GTA ragdolls are accurate after all. So is the AI
I fucking died at "Mate, look left. Left, look left. Look left. Left"
News girl's expression was cute though.
I still dont know what
"fair dinkum" means
But I love hearing it
I'm guessing the down votes are from the people in the clips 😁
I liked how they were trying to drag the wedding photographer out of the fountain by his camera straps.
"Don't worry nobody saw that!" Yeah except for the millions of people that will watch this video lmao
1:35 even better with the 'Como Sera?' on the screen behind her.
1:41 minding your business without knowing you’re live on TV is really embarrassing.
What was she doing?
I so pale
This one is so obviously staged and fake, I even think there is a stunt person if you look closely at the face, looks like a mask of some sort.
@@HiCon37 That was Natasha Exelby, it did happen. She didn't present the news any more after that on ABC News as far as I'm aware - but it did happen.
@@johnpettit6886 yes, she was kinda blacklisted for a bit after that. Silly really...could have been far worse! 🤷♀️
That TV host from Brazil that fell did the same thing I would've done, just lay there and gather myself for a bit, reflect on life an ish! haha!
That’s like a 4 second fall…🤣
That wedding photographer lost ALL of his gear in that fountain…the cameras bodies for SURE! 😫
That little boardwalk she was on is in Crenshaw Park here in Houston. H-town represent!
I was surprised the window actually just broke like that. Usually it's some form of plexiglass. Or if it is just glass it shouldn't have broken just by walking into it. That one just boggles the mind.
Got to already been cracked surely?! He barely bumped it!
It should have been tempered.
Lot of bad accidents have happened by people walking into glass doors like that... Until they stared making rules that banned glass doors that is invisible and invisible glass walls. Also rules say most places now that you must use tempered glass that chatter into small pieces.
"Spinny spinny flippy kick! That was incredible...*loud bang*....What the fack? What was that? Yeah, he's confused."
Bloody brilliant content mate.
Rarely do we see such a lovely compilation of humiliation. Good form Ozzyman.
The wedding photographer in the fountain was hilarious.
Seriously sir, you cure my depression and also my anxiety, I've been quite laughing everytime I've watched your video HAHAHA keep it up sir🙌💪
1:23 --- I'm Brazilian... *THANK YOU FOR THAT!* Had never seen it! 😂
Watching the delivery driver "...this looks like my home town..." IT IS!! King's Lynn on Ozzy Man Reviews, who'd'a thunk it xD
Exactly the same reaction when he used a couple of clips from Grimsby a couple of weeks back..
Haha no way! It's making us 'Britlanders' look like low watt bulbs!
Remind me not to visit there. The glass in the shop windows looks cheap and murderous
@@skylined5534 implying we're not? 😅😅
@@MegaQuackHat
Damn it, don't tell 'em! 😂
King’s Lynn making it onto ozzy man reviews
Just a friendly bear in the neighborhood looking for a picnic
Ozzy man - 2021
A pick a nick basket!!
@@kathyflorcruz552 But then Ozzy Man is smarter than the average TH-camr.
2:26 poor photographer is struggling to get out of that fountain. Guy next to him: "I'll take his camera and STRANGLE this fool with the straps !!! WTF dude
Well this just cheered my Saturday morning up.
As a photographer, I can feel him tumble into the water. Those camera gears are so expensive. It was truly just unlucky
Wish we could see his insurer's faces... 😂
"Look up, be aware of your surroundings, don't text and walk."
- CI channel -
Your commentary is brilliant. Your selection is delicious. The two together make for a rib tickle like no other TH-cam channel. I salute you! Cheers Ozzy Man!
"We ALL know that I'm a massive spinny-flippy pervert!"😃
Ozzy Man 2021
Spready to the gods
@@blahblah8037 that is unforgettable 😂😂
he forgot to add spready :)))
"Humanity is text walking itself into oblivion", Ozzyman 2021
I hope the girl who fell off the tree platform didn’t die
Looks like mangroves so hopefully not that high and a muddy base to fall on.
Why? Distracted people are the most dangerous people in the world. One less would be doing the world a huge service
@@classicambo9781 anything more than 20 feet should be game over
@@classicambo9781 yeah hopefully
00:24 it`s hard to concentrate when you have an alien parasite in your back
To be fair, number three was a kung fu aerial, and I'd walk into a pole watching that shit too. Good on the lad.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Bear guy definitely had a log-in-pants gait. Don't blame him.
"he hit the pole with his pole"
lol 😂😂 😂😂
The last guy on the bike IMHO was great and the best.
The amount of people who stand in doorways & entrances on their phones really fucks me off ozzy but at least we get good funs out of them cnuts 😃👍🏻 📱
Smash their faces in
The stairways in the engineering school at CU Boulder were narrow- so OF COURSE the b-school students going to their "math for boneheads" course would stop and chat with their buds during class changes.
Fekking phone zombies and parents sorting their kids out - seem to think a shop doorway is the perfect place to do it.
I call this an evolution of natural selection
"Every part of her body hits the ground in a different time zone" 😂😂
That bride kept on walking, and he was getting strangled by other person trying to take camera off him, no one cared lol