I'm only 17 but I have learnt more common sense from my dad because I barely went to school and just realise what is true and wrong! I do some TH-cam, but I still have to get a job and not bloody winge about "ITS HARD, I WANT LESS TIME" But more, "Get up, have coffee, go to work early, go to sleep, wake up, and go to work when even sick" because I am going into construction!
With the number of a certain gender wearing basically nothing or very revealing clothing, filming should have been banned a long time ago, similar to filming in change rooms and to a hopeful extent, swimming pools especially recreation centers where children congregate. Now add in the headaches caused from the influencers causing trouble from filming people in gyms and it should be an automatic no tolerance policy for filming in gyms.
@@paddington1670 idk which specific gender youre talking about cause everyone in my gym is in a tank and shorts, everyone. i think the major issue with filming is people wanna set up a personal space bubble of 9 feet around them just to film and bring dumb stuff like tripods to a gym.
"Yall just walk backwards while people are walking forward" that guy just dropped valuable wisdom to those kids, but probably just went over their heads 😂
I fully get where he's coming from, but it's more his fault than theirs... He was the only person who walked into that mess while it was filming. Had his own phone in hand, beats covering the ears up, and was looking down as he came into the frame. Either it was staged (very good possibility), or dude intentionally rolled directly into them just to be a dick and screw up their video.🤷♀️
Not really it's just one in a long line of forms of communication being used against our best interests for a time until we get wise. The first cave drawings were exaggerations.
Nope, it is designed to cater to mob mentality, so you get witch-hunts by stupid people, usually of decent people that are uncomfortable to somone with power. Influencers are just a wart in the arse of evil that is social media.
Even though I'm 17 I'm glad I rarely use social media with some things, and have some common sense between reality and delusion! That's why I'm getting a job in construction as a concreter, even though it is hard work for your back!
@@beantheirishsetter From what I understand, their purpose in most companies is to protect the employer from any possible problems with/of workers, and to make workers work more. All the other things they do are just derivative of those. PS: It's especially crazy in case of sexual harassment in the workplace. I've heard some horror stories that all sum up to something like - they are not your friends, they do anything to protect the company from a lawsuit. If that is possible while solving the issue then you're lucky.
We skip/fast-forward through ads…. or pay extra for ad-free… but will happily sit through watching an influencer peddling garbage we don’t need and can’t afford. What a time to be alive.
For things where you can't look in a mirror all the time or you need a different angle it's actually helpful to be your own second pair of eyes... But I'll give it all up to get rid of the influencers.
"Influencers" are narcissists who have found a willing audience. Those who make up the audience are insecure and desperate to be 'accepted' by their peers. The parents of both FAILED in their role as 'primary influencer'.
06:30 - 07:30 Thank you, Ozzy, you just summarized my attitude towards neoliberal capitalism and the entire Western culture in one go. It is the vibe my entire adult life.
I get such pleasure from walking between a camera tripod with ringlight when on holiday. Everyone wants a nice photo, but you've been there for 15 mins blocking other people and getting ad when someone in a tourist spot has the AUDACITY to get in your way.
My boyriend and I walked 2 hours to the german chalk cliffs to the only opening from where you could look at the cliffs. Some photographers had set up camp and where there for over 30mins
@@albebru5610my last trip to Ireland, I did a tour through the Ring of Kerry. It was a bus tour, and there were four guys from India sitting up front with their boss. At every single stop, they were the first ones off the bus, ran over to the overlook where you would get the best picture or view, took their pictures, and then stood or sat there for 5 or 10 minutes, while the rest of the world wondered if they could possibly do the same🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@themasqueradingcow91 I have the same thing. I was a cop for years so I'm able to pull out the "pissed off cop face" easily. I pull that face out, cross my arms, and keep eye contact and bam.
It needs to stop, it used to be illegal to filming or taking photos where others in public had too give their consent. I'm sure the law hasn't changed but they still do it.
This was so wonderfully refreshing. I've also never been more proud of myself for not having TikTok on my phone. Also, I've been watching TH-cam with my kids, and every time even a TH-camr promotes something, I've been pointing it out, so now even my 6-year-old can tell when something is just an ad. I've broken down how even videos are filmed with her, so she doesn't think this crap is real life. Have these conversations early on with your kids. Teach them to be critical of everything they come across online.
In America it is a crime. It would be considered tampering with food. There was a person who filmed themselves licking ice cream, then putting it back. They got prison time, as tampering with peoples food is a federal crime handled by the FDA.
@@marcpaulus6291 What @jeanaprewitt9658 is implying is, if that woman went back and got the underwear, how are people who buy the bread afterward going to know to call an employee to get rid of the bread? How are the employees going to know to decontaminate that bin? At least with the underwear in the bin, people are going to know and something's going to be done about it. I hope that she gets caught by the cops one day pulling a similar stunt.
not sure if this is the same person who was leaving their underwear in spanish stores, but she was arrested. did not watch it to the end yet ( :-) that was her..
Those are the ones I don't find cringe... I mean the people, the building was cringe af. But the people weren't making it their whole lives to be influencers, it was just another 9-5 like doing ads for TV or something.
I suspect this is for Taobao or other similar Chinese tiktok-like site. I know such sites in China have insane amounts of people livestreaming 24/7 selling products. It's basically ad factory with separate rooms for selling stuff instead of a conveyor belt.
Excellent Vlog, just came back from Dubai and there was a Blonde Influencer at the Hotel pool. Every Day she would be round the pool with her friends filming her pissing everyone off. Until they went to far and pissed off an Eastern European guy and his wife. He grabbed the phone and in the pool it went. Cheers broke out and she burst out with Lots of Fs, Ts and Cs. Her friends all dissolved back into their sun beds. The guy was about 6’5 and built like a brickshit house. Keep up the great work
You would think, that there is a 'no filming' rule at the pool in any decent hotel, wouldn't you? Enforced by personal/security, so the guests don't have to get into brawls over it. As a guest, I would be as pissed at the hotel as at the influencer in question, in that kind of situation. It's their job to make sure, all guests behave in a way that doesn't bother the other guests.
@@raraavis7782 I agree and the Hotel was a 5 star on the Palm. At 1st it was “ who does she think she is”. Lots of pool Attendees and sercurity. The city is full of influencers so you get used to them prancing about but this Day she pissed off the wrong guy. Sercurity came over and the last 4 days of our Holiday never seen her round the pool but she was still in the hotel.
The only way to stop them is to ignore them. Also, that lady with... without the undies needs to be stopped. That bakery would have had to throw out everything in the case.
That's why this is the absolute most I partake in "social media". I watch videos for the purpose of learning from competent sources and the occasional funny videos from decent people like Ozzyman. No Xitter. No FB. No insta-tok, or anything else.
i was checking out a gym near my place and asked them if they allowed people to create reels while working out.. the executive (with a somewhat disappointing look of "damn, this guy won't sign up") said No, they did not.. i signed up right away.. the expression on his face was priceless.. lol
We tell people at the gym to put their phone in the lockers my friend has a policy that everyone turns off their phone when they enter his restaurant you can't get into the place he just says I don't need their business Italian Australian guy
Probably your most valuable video yet! Since i never personally witnessed any of that TikTok/Instagram/whatever media, the whole influencing dystopy passes me by completely, and i only get to know these filtered worst-of snapshots. Even if most of it is only half as bad, i couldn't possibly still have faith in humankind if i had no way of blocking it out of my life.
THANK YOU!! Those of us old enough to remember Common Sense and intellect, are forever grateful to you for saying what we all think:- i.e. What is wrong with these braindead narcissists? And who cares about them and their pathetic existences? We certainly don't! God Bless You, Ozzy Man!👍
17:23 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “and I could conclude that influencing is primarily driven by sadness… a deep, incurable, unsolvable, bottomless melancholy. Misery is where you find the fertile soil that allows an influencer to bloom. I infuence, therefore I am.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dammed good job Dr Robert Koch's Postulates disproved Pasteur's Germ Theory. at least for the healthy, for those who have had their Bodies defenses crashed by a medical intervention? they're not so lucky
Now this is poetry. :) "Influencing is primarily driven by sadness - a deep incurable, insolvable, bottomless melancholy. Misery is where you find the fertile soil that allows an influencer to bloom." - Ozzy Man, 2024
After his rant cut to "technical difficulties" you tube took that opportunity to give me precisely the type of ad he is ranting about and the irony and proving the point is just so beautiful that I am reduced to rage and awe.
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Wasn't ready for this level of societal introspection. Well done, sir.
when you go to karaoke there are two types of people, the ones who don't take themselves that seriously and are looking to be entertaining, and those that secretly think they're the best singer who has ever existed and as soon as people hear them they'll fall on their knees in worship. the internet is like that, now. it sucks. it used to be almost all entertaining weirdos, but the ratio has shifted in favor of the attention addicts.
"This is why i'm home early from work?!? Your text said HELP!" Holy shit if that's satire that's so ridiculously on point it's indistinguishable cause i started getting angry.
Friend living in volatile relationship sent me “SOS, come fast”-message. As Im running to her place, Im dreading what Im going to see, should I call cops already and my emotions were all over the place. She needed me urgently there to sew a button, so she can get a pair of shorts with her to a fncking vacation.. this happened a decade ago, but Im still mad! And yes, she can sew buttons herself, just didnt feel like it this time.
He had no way of knowing what damage he'd do with that action. Broken phone? Money? Airline ticked to home? He was being reckless and menace to society in that moment - not something to admire in any way shape or form.
@@edmis90 menace to society is how this whole video could be called. We don´t have context for the guy pushing that woman into the water, but it still seems like fairly positive and necessary action.
I guess I’m a little slow but I’ve been curious about what all this “Hawk Tuah” stuff is about. Thanks to this informative post by Ozzy Man I am no longer ignorant about such an important topic.
We wentto Thailand ~25 years ago - and then again this year. The big difference is that nowdays, the place is infested with influencers. They are everywhere, posing in front of everything. There is always the simp guy with the camera and the plastic girl swanning about in front of the beach, statue, shrine, elephant, whatever...
This literally contributed toward me cutting ties with my sister at age 57 just a couple of weeks ago. It’s terrifying actually. Filming literally everything and making me part of it.
That reminds me of one of the worst movies I've ever seen, Battlefield Earth, where aliens DO invade but before they do they study humanity and notice people driving dogs around everywhere, people being pulled by dogs on leashes and so they think the dogs are in charge. And because dogs like to eat rats, they serve rats to the humans as treats when they do what the aliens want. Jesus what a terrible movie, made by that Scientology cult.
I'll just get piss drunk and take the panadol tomorrow morning 😂 Maybe I'll go viral while hugging a lamppost upside down and be a millionaire by monday by today's influencer standards.
This was incredibly relatable. EVERY channel I watch now: 'Are you mentally unstable? Get Better Help!', 'Like music and are too afraid neighbors will complain about mild noise? Raycons!', 'We see you are watching a video on Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings, let us shove RAID Shadow Legends into your face for the 50th phuqin time!'
@@TheTfruleswhat? He's using it right bud. Think before you speak. We are living what the movie is all about hence (for this reason) they used literally. We are literally living in the movie Idiocracy.
@@battleax4609until the cops get called. Turns out, kids being taught to keep their hands to themselves isn’t just manners - it’s the law and not doing so can land you in real trouble once you’re an adult.
What astounds me is the sheer unwavering levels of self-importance and blind confidence of these people. Have they ever been told "no", or ever experienced loss, or ever experienced the real world? I suspect not.
That 2nd to last one with the "angry wife" is definitely satire. The guy is an actor. He's in a bunch of security awareness training videos that we had to watch at work.
20th century plague - Influenza
21st century plague - Influencers
" its the same picture "
I'm starting to understand fundamentalists.... Bring back the good old days when it was just locusts and a river of blood.
@@kray3883 We still sort of have that, only now it’s a river of shit.
Both viral, and that we are desperately trying to get rid of..
Noice...
there must be a tree that’s tirelessly producing oxygen for these people and I think they owe it an apology.
Absolutely! I agree
Actually most oxygen is produced by algae in the seas and oceans so we must pollute more to stop this!
They should be forced to give the oxygen back 😂
Now I feel really bad for the trees.
That tree owes the rest of the world an apology.
I am so glad I was young before the smartphone era. Thank you, God.
Or older like before all these infuencers lol
Me too❤❤
There is no ‘god,’ but I agree with the statement.
I'm only 17 but I have learnt more common sense from my dad because I barely went to school and just realise what is true and wrong! I do some TH-cam, but I still have to get a job and not bloody winge about "ITS HARD, I WANT LESS TIME" But more, "Get up, have coffee, go to work early, go to sleep, wake up, and go to work when even sick" because I am going into construction!
That guy scaring the baby literally made me furious, I don’t know if I would contain myself if that was my kid. That dutch man has manners…
I can not believe how calm he was.
Yea he's gonna get laid out one day, hopefully sooner than later.
Well the dude did have a 6'5", 350lb bodygaurd... cowards.
@@davidglenn2739 Fact.
My blood was BOILING!! WTF was wrong with that guy?? He just gets off on scaring babies and making them cry? .
Just read an article about gym owners banning filming in gyms. Risks to safety and privacy. I agree.
Fucking about time
About time
my gym already does that and it's the only reason I go there.
With the number of a certain gender wearing basically nothing or very revealing clothing, filming should have been banned a long time ago, similar to filming in change rooms and to a hopeful extent, swimming pools especially recreation centers where children congregate.
Now add in the headaches caused from the influencers causing trouble from filming people in gyms and it should be an automatic no tolerance policy for filming in gyms.
@@paddington1670 idk which specific gender youre talking about cause everyone in my gym is in a tank and shorts, everyone. i think the major issue with filming is people wanna set up a personal space bubble of 9 feet around them just to film and bring dumb stuff like tripods to a gym.
That guy who shoved the sheila into the fountain is my hero.
The man deserves a medal, a handshake and a beer 😂
Amazing! How did you know her name was Shelia?!?!
@Greg06410 😆 Are you joking? That's Australian slang for ladies. Ozzy Man says it often.
@macksonamission1784 lol yes, of course it was a joke
"Yall just walk backwards while people are walking forward" that guy just dropped valuable wisdom to those kids, but probably just went over their heads 😂
Not even over their heads, the other guy didn’t matter to them because they’re so absorbed in their own tiny little worlds!!!
that was suprisingly deep... :)
@mattyp80 tiny and little in the same sentence. You're rocking it, bro.....
I fully get where he's coming from, but it's more his fault than theirs... He was the only person who walked into that mess while it was filming. Had his own phone in hand, beats covering the ears up, and was looking down as he came into the frame. Either it was staged (very good possibility), or dude intentionally rolled directly into them just to be a dick and screw up their video.🤷♀️
@@bradezzell7226 please forgive my ignorance, and I know what you're talking about, but I thought a time stamp might have worked here.
Social media is the worst thing to happen to humanity.
Not really it's just one in a long line of forms of communication being used against our best interests for a time until we get wise.
The first cave drawings were exaggerations.
As soon as we were able to write things down on a piece of paper it seems we were quick to make those writings worth dying for and killing for.
Agree. I deleted all my socials except this YT acct which I mainly use to watch animal vids. Content with my choice.👍🏻
Well, outside of Nazis and Communists, probably.
@@laurag1406 Animal videos rule!
Effluencers. That guy who pushes the airhead into the fountain water is a legend.
Influencers are the worst thing to ever come out of social media, right after the worst thing… social media
Nope, it is designed to cater to mob mentality, so you get witch-hunts by stupid people, usually of decent people that are uncomfortable to somone with power. Influencers are just a wart in the arse of evil that is social media.
Big up that guy who pushed that narcissist into the pool! 🤣
The best thing about social media is the people. The worst thing about social media is the people.
Even though I'm 17 I'm glad I rarely use social media with some things, and have some common sense between reality and delusion! That's why I'm getting a job in construction as a concreter, even though it is hard work for your back!
@@fanewinte205 but is it because you see it for what it is or just that you ain't got no friends?
Those girls dancing is what HR looks like as they lay off 50% of the company
So fucking true. HR gives zero shits about you. Remember that folks
@@beantheirishsetterAmen. HR are not your friend. They will tell you over and over it’s all confidential and they’re helping you. They’re evil.
they are so annoying....
@@beantheirishsetter From what I understand, their purpose in most companies is to protect the employer from any possible problems with/of workers, and to make workers work more. All the other things they do are just derivative of those.
PS:
It's especially crazy in case of sexual harassment in the workplace. I've heard some horror stories that all sum up to something like - they are not your friends, they do anything to protect the company from a lawsuit. If that is possible while solving the issue then you're lucky.
This joke was funnier on Twitter,
We skip/fast-forward through ads…. or pay extra for ad-free… but will happily sit through watching an influencer peddling garbage we don’t need and can’t afford. What a time to be alive.
Yeeesssss❤
Nah yeah yeah yeah, nah. As a species, we've reached Destination F*cked.
God is not happy. Buckle up.
@@AldousHuxley7 God can sod off.
As a species, we are seriously devolving 🤔
@@antred11 👽 "Good.....wait till you get a load of me...."
“Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris".
The sooner ALL gyms ban camera phones & cams the better, this shit has got out of hand.
Cheers!
No, I make cool vids of myself climbing for my own use.
Hah, banning phones? Like in school during class? Heard of that ever working?
@@Tondadrd
A termination of membership with no refund should get the point across nicely.
For things where you can't look in a mirror all the time or you need a different angle it's actually helpful to be your own second pair of eyes... But I'll give it all up to get rid of the influencers.
How the hell have I missed you for so many years? You are making gold. Tears in my eyes from laughing so much. Instant subscribe. :) Love from FL
Check out his movie … The Emu Wars … emus with AK-47’s. Awesome, very funny and lots of Ozzy type language! Not for the kiddies … 🇨🇦🦫🇨🇦
Influencers: The slaves and proponents of consumerism. Such a noble calling.
But for some reason, I feel the need to buy a new wallet.
He says as he watches an influencer selling his own products
@@Mephitinae 😂
why you torture yourself when there is short word - vanity
@raymondg7565 you do realize ozzyman is one right??😂😂
Idk what's worse, influencers or the people who are dumb enough to be influenced by these people
"Influencers" are narcissists who have found a willing audience.
Those who make up the audience are insecure and desperate to be 'accepted' by their peers.
The parents of both FAILED in their role as 'primary influencer'.
Dumb people who are easily influenced, for sure. Without them there are no influencers.
Equal in would say
I still struggle to see how people watch this shit but yeah... humanity is doomed lol
I say the latter
7:07 One of the most cathartic rants ever!! A soothing balm of release.
Attention is a hell of drug..
It's fucked a helluva lot of talented souls...
Too expensive
Rick James was a god
Mostly doing it for money
Ya, and Beaches 🏖️ are addicted.....
People calling idiots on their shit are the real heroes!
Best one is the guy calling out ishowspeed.
That woman asking people if they mind is soooo amazing.... finally some redemption
I don't know about amazing, but it is really nice to see one of these people showing [what should be] common courtesy.
So many narcissists, so many "knock some sense into" opportunities lost.
Never has a generation documented themselves so much yet accomplished so little.
Best comment. 👏👏
@@billw1266 Agreed
Talent? Errmm...paid? Yep
"THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED"
@@js290 “The revolution will be live.”
06:30 - 07:30 Thank you, Ozzy, you just summarized my attitude towards neoliberal capitalism and the entire Western culture in one go.
It is the vibe my entire adult life.
I get such pleasure from walking between a camera tripod with ringlight when on holiday. Everyone wants a nice photo, but you've been there for 15 mins blocking other people and getting ad when someone in a tourist spot has the AUDACITY to get in your way.
My boyriend and I walked 2 hours to the german chalk cliffs to the only opening from where you could look at the cliffs. Some photographers had set up camp and where there for over 30mins
@@albebru5610my last trip to Ireland, I did a tour through the Ring of Kerry. It was a bus tour, and there were four guys from India sitting up front with their boss. At every single stop, they were the first ones off the bus, ran over to the overlook where you would get the best picture or view, took their pictures, and then stood or sat there for 5 or 10 minutes, while the rest of the world wondered if they could possibly do the same🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I used to try to be polite and let people get their photo, but now it never stops. We have to just ignore it.
@@Beauty_In_Simplicity I had the same there this year. Luckily my partner is very good at giving her 'teacher - I'm waiting stare'
@themasqueradingcow91 I have the same thing. I was a cop for years so I'm able to pull out the "pissed off cop face" easily. I pull that face out, cross my arms, and keep eye contact and bam.
"Yall just walk backwards while people are walking forward" is a subtle burn imho
He's got the same "GTFO my way" mentality i do when walking city streets.
Nothing subtle about it. The double meaning was so fantastically on point :-)
The chick who was filming and politely asked others if it was OK, has my respect.
Yeah, I thought she was lovely! We need more lovely people 😌
Yeah she's lovely. But it shouldn't be happening in a gym.
It needs to stop, it used to be illegal to filming or taking photos where others in public had too give their consent. I'm sure the law hasn't changed but they still do it.
@@spiritthingw not sure but, in public, negates required permission of a persons image alone. Now it could simply be banned by the gym.
@@spiritthingwit's never been illegal to film people in public
This was so wonderfully refreshing. I've also never been more proud of myself for not having TikTok on my phone. Also, I've been watching TH-cam with my kids, and every time even a TH-camr promotes something, I've been pointing it out, so now even my 6-year-old can tell when something is just an ad. I've broken down how even videos are filmed with her, so she doesn't think this crap is real life. Have these conversations early on with your kids. Teach them to be critical of everything they come across online.
That sounds like some good parenting 😊
if only all parents did the same... well we wouldnt have this problem then i guess haha!
Seventeen likes for probably the most relevant comment....There's your problem!
Need me a woman like this
Sad you have to teach a 6 year old but you do what you have to do. Good for you.
Leaving worn underwear on a petrol pump is one thing, leaving them with food that ither people may buy is just disgusting
I'm willing to get that after filming was done, she went back and got them. Think about that for a sec.
@@jeanaprewitt9658 doesnt matter, she put her undys in a bread basket...
In America it is a crime. It would be considered tampering with food. There was a person who filmed themselves licking ice cream, then putting it back. They got prison time, as tampering with peoples food is a federal crime handled by the FDA.
@@marcpaulus6291 What @jeanaprewitt9658 is implying is, if that woman went back and got the underwear, how are people who buy the bread afterward going to know to call an employee to get rid of the bread? How are the employees going to know to decontaminate that bin? At least with the underwear in the bin, people are going to know and something's going to be done about it. I hope that she gets caught by the cops one day pulling a similar stunt.
not sure if this is the same person who was leaving their underwear in spanish stores, but she was arrested. did not watch it to the end yet ( :-) that was her..
3:15 hahahaha that guy was definitely a New Yorker
That building full of streamers was gross. As if they aren't cringe enough with some corporation mass producing them.
Freaking terrifying
@@beantheirishsetter it was definitely very creepy.
I can totally see the potential for a very biting Meat Canyon parody there 😂
Those are the ones I don't find cringe... I mean the people, the building was cringe af. But the people weren't making it their whole lives to be influencers, it was just another 9-5 like doing ads for TV or something.
I suspect this is for Taobao or other similar Chinese tiktok-like site. I know such sites in China have insane amounts of people livestreaming 24/7 selling products. It's basically ad factory with separate rooms for selling stuff instead of a conveyor belt.
Excellent Vlog, just came back from Dubai and there was a Blonde Influencer at the Hotel pool. Every Day she would be round the pool with her friends filming her pissing everyone off. Until they went to far and pissed off an Eastern European guy and his wife.
He grabbed the phone and in the pool it went. Cheers broke out and she burst out with Lots of Fs, Ts and Cs. Her friends all dissolved back into their sun beds. The guy was about 6’5 and built like a brickshit house.
Keep up the great work
You would think, that there is a 'no filming' rule at the pool in any decent hotel, wouldn't you? Enforced by personal/security, so the guests don't have to get into brawls over it.
As a guest, I would be as pissed at the hotel as at the influencer in question, in that kind of situation. It's their job to make sure, all guests behave in a way that doesn't bother the other guests.
Almost all the phones are waterproof now anyway, tbh I bet that was the reaction she was hoping for, lots of drama for the camera.
@@raraavis7782 I agree and the Hotel was a 5 star on the Palm. At 1st it was “ who does she think she is”. Lots of pool Attendees and sercurity. The city is full of influencers so you get used to them prancing about but this Day she pissed off the wrong guy. Sercurity came over and the last 4 days of our Holiday never seen her round the pool but she was still in the hotel.
A video of that guy getting pissed would get lots of views.
Brick shithouse, not brickshit house 😂
Ie, a brick built outhouse.
"Be Excellent To Each Other" & "Party On, Dudes"!!!! LOVE THE T YA ROCKIN' OzzyMan
It’s weird how they’ve convinced themselves that everyone is jealous rather than just annoyed at their entitlement.
Kind of like how Americans think the rest of the world is jealous of their "freedom".
The only way to stop them is to ignore them. Also, that lady with... without the undies needs to be stopped. That bakery would have had to throw out everything in the case.
Well, yeast *is* a part of the bread making process...
Be acceptable in fishmongers.
That's why this is the absolute most I partake in "social media". I watch videos for the purpose of learning from competent sources and the occasional funny videos from decent people like Ozzyman. No Xitter. No FB. No insta-tok, or anything else.
🤣 The replies to this are the best comments here!
what? you dont like fish sandwiches?
🤣
14:50 there is something wholesome in the way she is essentially telling them all that they are good enough to be in her video
"Influencing primarily driven by sadness. A deep incurable, unsolvable, bottomless melancholy"...the perfect definition 👊👊
i was checking out a gym near my place and asked them if they allowed people to create reels while working out.. the executive (with a somewhat disappointing look of "damn, this guy won't sign up") said No, they did not.. i signed up right away.. the expression on his face was priceless.. lol
We tell people at the gym to put their phone in the lockers my friend has a policy that everyone turns off their phone when they enter his restaurant you can't get into the place he just says I don't need their business Italian Australian guy
Velvet smooth, Rogers weaves together the best whole hop flowers and toasted malts into a silky session ale like no other.
America is good at milking a cash cow. Truer words were never spoken. Keep up the good work Ozzy Man.
"spit on it!" been looking for this comment for so long xD
Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy
Remember that the only difference between a comedy and a tragedy is the perspective from which you view the story.
@@jttech44 "Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel". I guess whoever thinks and feels deeply is fucked.
Crazy right! I dont belive Orwell's 1984 or Aldous Huxley's brave new world were prophecies either, but yet....
it was absolutely a prophecy, and knowingly a short term one at that
a tragicomedy prophecy
I am awed by your smoothness at being an influencer.
Ozzyman is the only “influencer” I need.
The *absolutely* perfect thing…. During the rant about wallet ads,… TH-cam jumped in with an ad…. about *WALLETS*! 😜👌 Way to go TH-cam!
you still get ads?
don't wanna burst your bubble, but ozzyman placed the ad there.
The gym gal who respected everyone else’s privacy was awesome!! May she go Viral!!✌️👽
Ozzy Man influences me! I walked into work last week and said boldly, "Good morning you bloody bastards. Here's me face!"
I got fired, of course.
That’s because you forgot the “big, beautiful” part 🤓🤓
@@mononoke813 rookie mistake
They didn't deserve you. No sense of humour. 😊
The ad rant was the best 😁
Probably your most valuable video yet! Since i never personally witnessed any of that TikTok/Instagram/whatever media, the whole influencing dystopy passes me by completely, and i only get to know these filtered worst-of snapshots. Even if most of it is only half as bad, i couldn't possibly still have faith in humankind if i had no way of blocking it out of my life.
THANK YOU!! Those of us old enough to remember Common Sense and intellect, are forever grateful to you for saying what we all think:- i.e. What is wrong with these braindead narcissists? And who cares about them and their pathetic existences? We certainly don't! God Bless You, Ozzy Man!👍
Or simply just manners….
It's so bizarre to me, having been raised decade ago when things were normal and people had sense.
Common sense isn't that common 😞
Never wished for that asteroid as much as I have after watching this video.
"We are the asteroid" is a T-shirt slogan that we are promoting on r/collapse at the moment.
I agree 👍 💯
17:23 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “and I could conclude that influencing is primarily driven by sadness… a deep, incurable, unsolvable, bottomless melancholy. Misery is where you find the fertile soil that allows an influencer to bloom. I infuence, therefore I am.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That woman leaving her knickers everywhere is effing disgusting
And yet...
She prob goes out with 10 pairs on so she can leave her style of tip at every venue
Dammed good job Dr Robert Koch's Postulates disproved Pasteur's Germ Theory.
at least for the healthy, for those who have had their Bodies defenses crashed by a medical intervention? they're not so lucky
Imagine ive a guy in general is leaving his knickers everywhere, he would probably be arrested and rightly so....
It's rumoured feral cats have been lured from over 3 miles away
The lady getting yeeted into the fountain was peak
I was looking for this comment! That guy deserves a medal
Yes he does! My favorite part of the whole video as well 😂
Don't be so naive. That was the plot of the video to go viral.
I loved that one!
if it was real then it was a complete overreaction
Now this is poetry. :) "Influencing is primarily driven by sadness - a deep incurable, insolvable, bottomless melancholy. Misery is where you find the fertile soil that allows an influencer to bloom." - Ozzy Man, 2024
After his rant cut to "technical difficulties" you tube took that opportunity to give me precisely the type of ad he is ranting about and the irony and proving the point is just so beautiful that I am reduced to rage and awe.
Wasn't ready for this level of societal introspection. Well done, sir.
You're a legend, making us laugh and even focus on wholesome aspects of these silly influencers
I love the timing that right at the end of the rant about of ads, it breaks for an ad and then a welcome back.
The 'welcome back' was a great punchline to that bit
Please don’t apologize for the ad rant. You speak for us all.
Ozzy man out here preaching it.
That was from his very soul.
I also joined in on your rant and now I'm homeless advertising a sleeping bag
He became my spirit animal
Imagine going through life and ignoring life just to get an image of you wasting your life.
something about photographs steal the soul... soulless "influencers"
Dude pushing girl into the fountain is a national treasure and hero.
Can't sleep at 4 AM in the US. Isn't there anything to do?? Here ya go "ya big bloody beautiful bastard". Thanks Ozzy Man
The wallet tirade and the apology that followed damn near killed me! 🤣🤣🤣
hahaha absolutely howling at the rant around the 7 min mark GO OFF sis!! Truer words never spoken!
As a woman from the UK I am ashamed of the bird who leaves her underwear all over the place. I think it's disgusting.
Thanks for another great video 💜
Chloe Lopez. The Dailymail ran the story about a month ago.
@@HieronymousCheese Who cares .. just a worhtless 403 .
Isn't that pretty much half of the female population over there? I've been out on the streets of Birmingham during a bracing autumn evening.
Hey Ozzyman, you just influenced me to buy a wallet. Hopefully it does all the things you said it’ll do. Cheers mate. ( Mid size 🍺 )
@@HieronymousCheeseduly noted. 👹💅🏻 thanks!
when you go to karaoke there are two types of people, the ones who don't take themselves that seriously and are looking to be entertaining, and those that secretly think they're the best singer who has ever existed and as soon as people hear them they'll fall on their knees in worship.
the internet is like that, now. it sucks. it used to be almost all entertaining weirdos, but the ratio has shifted in favor of the attention addicts.
Love how that guy showed her into that fountain! Well done mate🎉
Effluencer. That's my contribution to the Oxford dictionary.
Bloody perfect
"This is why i'm home early from work?!? Your text said HELP!"
Holy shit if that's satire that's so ridiculously on point it's indistinguishable cause i started getting angry.
Yeah, holy fuck. I hope she earns enough money to make up for him getting fired. 😮
If it’s real, that poor BTS 🤣
Friend living in volatile relationship sent me “SOS, come fast”-message. As Im running to her place, Im dreading what Im going to see, should I call cops already and my emotions were all over the place. She needed me urgently there to sew a button, so she can get a pair of shorts with her to a fncking vacation.. this happened a decade ago, but Im still mad! And yes, she can sew buttons herself, just didnt feel like it this time.
Showing this to my young children. Everyday. For the next ten years.
Absolutely love the add blow up. I feel your pain/rage. Love the videos as well. Thanks for adding laughter to my days.
That guy pushing the girl into the water was the best!
Yes, he is a hero!
He had no way of knowing what damage he'd do with that action. Broken phone? Money? Airline ticked to home?
He was being reckless and menace to society in that moment - not something to admire in any way shape or form.
@@edmis90 simp
@@edmis90 menace to society is how this whole video could be called. We don´t have context for the guy pushing that woman into the water, but it still seems like fairly positive and necessary action.
Dude could be children around in public. Fathers have a breaking point and sometimes snap.
LOL! Knocked this one out of the park! I'll be laughing for days!
these people are more like influenza than an influencers!
I refer to them as Effluenters it's much more apt.
I guess I’m a little slow but I’ve been curious about what all this “Hawk Tuah” stuff is about. Thanks to this informative post by Ozzy Man I am no longer ignorant about such an important topic.
Olima in Ozzyman's videos is something i didnt know i needed. Love it! 😂
I am Team People Walking Forward. That man laying down Truth. People Walking Backwards, especially on busy public sidewalks, are a menace to society.
Yeah. Walk through em. If you knock em down well, everyone was walking forward!
The guy who pushed her in the pool is a legend👍👍👍
The way things are going he'll end up in jail under hate speech laws 😂😂
He should be arrested for assault
@@nshea3286 she should be arrested for disorderly conduct and public nuisance but nope
@@nshea3286no he shouldn’t you should be arrested for speaking
@@nshea3286arrested? Give that man a medal, fkn legend right there
We wentto Thailand ~25 years ago - and then again this year.
The big difference is that nowdays, the place is infested with influencers. They are everywhere, posing in front of everything. There is always the simp guy with the camera and the plastic girl swanning about in front of the beach, statue, shrine, elephant, whatever...
This literally contributed toward me cutting ties with my sister at age 57 just a couple of weeks ago. It’s terrifying actually. Filming literally everything and making me part of it.
If aliens land bro,, they will think phones have pet human's.
😂😂
😂 ahhh love it
They would say...fuck this and piss of home...
That reminds me of one of the worst movies I've ever seen, Battlefield Earth, where aliens DO invade but before they do they study humanity and notice people driving dogs around everywhere, people being pulled by dogs on leashes and so they think the dogs are in charge. And because dogs like to eat rats, they serve rats to the humans as treats when they do what the aliens want. Jesus what a terrible movie, made by that Scientology cult.
@@Nefville I have never seen that movie. That sounds kind of funny!
Mate, that little outburst around 7 minutes, sums up how i fell everyday
Dude at 2:58 is a LEGEND!!! Give him a pat on the back, a promotion, and a mid-strength beer!
After watching those girls...
Mid strength beer and a panadol
Mid strength beer and a panadol
Thanks, this will be stuck in my head for the rest of the month!
I'll just get piss drunk and take the panadol tomorrow morning 😂 Maybe I'll go viral while hugging a lamppost upside down and be a millionaire by monday by today's influencer standards.
🍻
Full strength, surely? 😅
Nah, white claw….
Ozzy man is doing amazing charity. I have outsourced watching social media to him and I always get an accurate executive summary. 😂😂😂
This was incredibly relatable. EVERY channel I watch now: 'Are you mentally unstable? Get Better Help!', 'Like music and are too afraid neighbors will complain about mild noise? Raycons!', 'We see you are watching a video on Game of Thrones and Lord of the Rings, let us shove RAID Shadow Legends into your face for the 50th phuqin time!'
You’re obviously watching the wrong channels. The worst part is that you know it…. 😢
It’s literally the movie Idiocracy
as many stated before me - the movie is a documentary now
People have no idea what ‘literally’ means any more…
@@TheTfruleswhat? He's using it right bud. Think before you speak. We are living what the movie is all about hence (for this reason) they used literally. We are literally living in the movie Idiocracy.
@@recognize218 You're literally in the movie? which scene? I don't see your name in the credits.
Idiocracy was a warning, not a comedy.
Thanks!
75% of Influencers would never make it to head fry dunker at McDonalds if they had to work.
Dude pushing her in was epic
Pretty fucked up imo, could of had her phone on her. Dude looked like he does roids and prob has anger issues.
@@N0skittles fair point, its also assault.
That dude snapped and crossed the line of "what everybody wants to do but has the good sense not to".
Nope, that's assault. He was being an epic asshole. And I hate influencers! But laying hands on someone is not okay
@@battleax4609until the cops get called. Turns out, kids being taught to keep their hands to themselves isn’t just manners - it’s the law and not doing so can land you in real trouble once you’re an adult.
That voice switchup at 6:45 got me so good. I never thought I'd hear ozzyman speak without an Aussie accent, I can die happy now 😂
That man who pushed her in the water is Batman in the flesh
She got influ-rinsed.
I'm actually batman but he can be as well because he has my respect
What astounds me is the sheer unwavering levels of self-importance and blind confidence of these people.
Have they ever been told "no", or ever experienced loss, or ever experienced the real world? I suspect not.
Or ever got a🥊in the face!
LOVE IT! Go Ozzyman! Someone with sense, it feels like it's been decades!!
That rant about the Influencer voice... So bloody true. And even more relatable when the ads for me right now are for a bloody wallet 😅😂🤦
That 2nd to last one with the "angry wife" is definitely satire. The guy is an actor. He's in a bunch of security awareness training videos that we had to watch at work.
I knew I recognised him, thanks for the confirmation.
I thought he looked familiar!!! Literally just watched one at work this week. It’s “Doug”!
@@YourHandleHere84 Yeah, fucking Doug, single-handedly destroying his company every day...
Maybe he needed to get back to his job, shooting security awareness training videos. 😜
About halfway through the video you reminded me of the film "The Network" and for that,sir, I applaud you...
"can you not move backwards while people are moving forward?" -Socrates 2024
7:14
You have earned a sub ozzyman.
WHEN THAT ONE DETERIORATES 😂😂😂
Dude won me over right there
*I FEEL PHYSICALLY SICK* after watching this - and I'm only at 11 minutes. NGL - that depressed the sh!t out of me
Im at 5 mins and my jaw is starting to drop at this shite
11 minutes in and a sicky sick
11 minutes in and a sicky sick
@@johngoosen1962 Honestly - its an hour later, ive walked my dog - im still depressed LOL
I'm also depressed and knowing you're depressed with this 💩makes me slightly less depressed. These people are nuts!
@@honestg You don't think the world is this bad until an Ozzy man corrects you