Ozzy Man Reviews: Unexpected Outcomes
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ก.พ. 2021
- Here's me commentary on unexpected outcomes. Everyone loves a bloody ending with a twist I reckon. MERCH: www.ozzymanshop.com have a mint day ya legends!
SOURCE Videos:
1. Tik Tok @femyza
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2. Barracuda Attack
3. www.tiktok.com/@tankdiaz21/vi...
4. Running on Ice Lake @Viral Hog
5. • Running on Ice || Vira...
6. Nastia Liukun - Balance Beam - 2006 Visa Championships - Day 2 • Nastia Liukin - Balanc...
7. Tandi Iman Dupree - Best Drag Entrance Ever
• Best Drag Queen Entran...
8. Wedding Bouquet Boomerang / what_just_happened
(Sun article that used this also just referenced the reddit link. Need to uprez this
9. Wedding Vomit (cannot find on Viral Hog Website, have emailed them for link)
• Minister Vomits During...
10. Force Perspective Mountains www.tiktok.com/@karlsawatzky/...
11. Monkey Pizza Tik Tok @sir.polo www.tiktok.com/@sir.polo/vide...
12. PS5 Surprise Birthday Tik Tok @momclapper
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I'm on Tik Tok, Facebook and Telegram too ay.
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The way the person runs away after giving the pizza to the chimp is hilarious. He knows it could have gone very badly lol
No one messes with Joe Rogan.
No one messes with chimp rogen
i know that no one asked but the Baby shark got away from that barracuda
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
I would've asked the chump to give me knuckles
The Lannisters love their consoles.
That was a good one
Good one 😖🤣😂
1 month ago? this should be a thousand likes in just days
yes...yes they do lol
Pornhub wants to know your location
1:49 I love that bouquet toss. She's going to be divorced and remarried before any of her friends get married. That's priceless.
I'd believe it.
oof
Isn't that what everybody does?
Sounds like the friends are the lucky ones.
"You're the best big brother.. I could've ever asked for"
Heard the voice when i read this
Did you see his @? Momclapper
@@jacklainton6075 ajieo
Looooooooooooooool
@@allaneagleson1881 nope but I wanna watch it
The ostrich was genuinely offended
What makes it hilarious is ostriches probably don't have a word or a higher concept for "offended" . All he knew was he felt some kinda way and did not like it.
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
@@StupiderWithAB I dont like almost funny vidoes 😂😂😂
@@StupiderWithAB stop with the self promo dude... I've seen you reply to a bunch of comments plugging yourself ... Just stop
The ostrich mumbling in disbelief and questioning humanity
Ozzyman has a future in gymnastics commentary.
more like a past and present
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
I’d like him be on the Chanel 7 commentary team !
Can we get him to cover the Olympics for real?
agreed. knows how to call em so drunk people know.🤣🤣
That last one where he screamed "OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
I felt that.
In a perfect world, the Olympic committee would hire this man to do the Gymnastics commentary.
Well... In 2000 Roy and HG did gymnastics commentary at the Sydney Olympics. th-cam.com/video/6WxaTXqf85Y/w-d-xo.html
"I got stuck under the desk trying to install your PS5, step-bro."
Underrated.
"okay ill just cut the cloth.. woops it just slipped in"
how bizarre
What is up with all the incest porn?
@@spis_dritt its not incest with a step_family thats the point
That last clip was definitely “Destination f**ked.”
I see what you did there 😁👉
When you're clearly on the wrong channel ...
Nah, that’s just Alabama. Don’t call it the Deep South for nothing🤣
literally
looooool
That lighting fixture which rejected that bouquet was looking out for all the guys in the crowd. NOT TODAY!! hahahaha
Turns out the last two where conceived when their mother gifted a PlayStation 1 to their uncle. Everything comes full circle
"Everything comes full circle" Just like their family tree!
@@diesel_dawg nah their family tree is a ladder
Call me crazy, but I think that definitely wasn't her brother. What kind of a sister buys her brother a next Gen console???
Right? I called fake from that moment on, no matter what insignificant things happened afterwards.
The kind of sister who has an intimate relationship with her brother, that's who.
exactly
@@basquat76 lol
She wanted some sweet brotherly love so she spent the cash to sweeten him up?
Man: give's ostrich middle finger.
Ostrich: "and i took that personally".
The news is that ostrich is planning a revenge attack and training under John Wick.
you don't just flip the bird and get off that easy.
haha :)
I think it was the vibe, like horses/animals can sense.
If you're calm on a horse, project where you want to go/what you want to do with little slight reign pulls, it follows/knows.
If you're freaking out on a horse on the inside, in constant panic/anxiety, it knows that too. :)
The commentary on the gymnast was insane! I've gotten used to "spreddy" and "spreddy to the Gods" (usually when his review is about a stripper or pole dancer) but he threw in "a Rolls Royce hood ornament" and "a fancy flight attendant"... I am dying laughing, no exaggeration. THANK YOU OZZY!!!
Given that the last clip was from TikTok, I'm pretty sure they're a regular couple who figured out that controversy sells better than their regular boring lives :v
Exactly.
Its a hotel room.
Of course they are a couple
Exactly what I thought
I like this comment
Here is the Original Semitic Text. Take One Minute and READ This
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
"Rolls Royce hood ornament" Ozzy Man's imagination is on next level.
"Gentle beam fondle" 😂
@@Thetruthiscosmic I thought he said Bean fondle
the spirit of ecstasy...
I loved his descriptions of the poses !!! We all know what he means too lol ... The ostrich getting flipped the bird was hilarious too
😂😂
“Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” killed me
I laughed so hard at that 🤣
I'm obviously a DC/WB shill, because I didn't have a problem with the movie. Avengers end game had more plot holes than Swiss cheese. But fanboys still jizzed over that movie.
@@blackRXrider You don't see nothing wrong about the guy being abused by WonderWoman all along? Ok
@@blackRXrider fan boys will defend the worst shit there is. Wonder woman is shit, but so was Endgame
@@lepari9986 dude it would be very hard to put any solid argument that endgame is a bad movie. Sure it might have some plot holes but it makes up for it in many other ways. Wonder woman 1984 was just dumb plot that's all there's too it. Hell I didn't even mind the cgi or anything, it just made no sense and it amazes me that someone reviewing a billion dollar franchise would let that script pass
I bet their sister/mum and brother/dad is really proud of the kindness she showed her brother/uncle with the ps5
Imagine what she does off camera ;-)
0:59 funniest "into a Rolls Royce hood ornament" lol
2:27 Canada!
2:36 ok, the funniest
"... Into a Rolls Royce hood ornament and a fancy flight attendant." 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
😂😂
He is a lyrical genius...he should do a rap song. Ha
only us aussies could say that and get away with it
0:24 "The situation has been diffused by flipping the bird." Brilliant pun.
Then the sister played with her brother's Joystick.
Jamie & Cersei sent their regards.
3:10 I was smiling at his excitement, I never became so emotionless so fast.
the situation has been diffused by "flipping the bird"
I see what you did there ozzy
I am thinking about dropping out of school to focus on my career as a star on TH-cam. I already make a lot of money on TH-cam. School bores me so much. I need more opinions and since I don't have any friends, I gotta ask you, svana
AxxL look bud, TH-cam might or might not work out for you so I have to encourage you got go to school okay?
@@AxxLAfriku sure bud go for it but dont drop out of school....its not about what you learn..its about human interactions and much more trust me on this one
You should know Axxl spams every comment section with this and other stuff and be lucky to not have seen some of the nonsense.
@@TheMrvidfreak aight we roastin axxl for self advertising im down....dont chase ur dreams bro just brush ur teeth and go to school like a good bot
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
I need a fire truck, an ambulance and the police after watching that
@@Admm744 I need a sister....
Pretty much proves why Clarkson said USA is a land of incest
@@Karma-qt4ji I have one, how much you offering?
They had me in the 2nd half lol
"What a lovely mountain, i wonder where it came from, Denmark?...." yeah we fucking wish 😆
Denmark would love to have a Canadian Tire 😉
Ahahah... Never even thought of that. Haaha. Yeah, you could need a mountain or two. :)
Could be Greenland.
Does Denmark contain no mountans?
@@ycnexu The highest point of Denmark is 170 meters upon the ocean level so it is a little bit higher than molehill
“Probably the word “bless.””
Finally, someone else gets it.
The woman took "in sickness and health" too seriously.
The sweet sentimental drivel must have been too much to witness.
Nah, she barfed because of the totally disgusting stuff they were saying in the wedding vows.
🏆
If you wanna se something that is almost funny maybe you should see my channel. Give it a chance. 🤔🤔🤔
The ostrich was all: “Well then. Maybe we’ll continue this conversation when you’ve matured a bit young man.”
I legit thought it was gonna eat that finger... but it decided "Meh, tastes like chicken..."
...
"Nigel, can you believe this little twat?"
"Ghastly. Inconceivable."
@@YeeSoest "I am both shocked, and appalled"
Ozzy Man needs to edit his video and include that in there
He hurt that bird's feelings for sure
Sh!t, let's hope those last two were step-siblings or just joking around, because that just went full blown Egyptian Royalty.
let's just call it as what it really is, a sick incest. Could careless if it's just a joke, but they're deffinitely a sicko
Haha that sister at the end was looking for a "stiff tip"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Into a Rolls-Royce hood ornament, and a fancy flight attendant” 😂😂😂
Well, I mean, it's Nastia "Hadouken", did we expect less? 😁
Yeah fancy flight attendant was my favorite
Ozzyman has outdone himself on this one 😂 “Hadouken does a Rolls Royce hood ornament in to a fancy flight attendant” unreal 😂👍
I know, it had me pausing in amazement.
I’ve never seen a flight attendant do any sort of move like that though… I guess that specific joke in over my head... : /
Bean fondle got me🤣🤣🤣
its called Spirit of Ecstasy lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sculpture by Charles Robinson Sykes
I was wondering when the cougar would appear...
"There shall be no brides today" had me cackling
We need another one of these!! This was amazing
The last part could be the intro of a Brazzers movie....
More like Family Pies...
I'm pretty sure it is, gods damn.
"step bro fucks sis after persona 5 surprise"
Step bro....???
That chick's going to get divorced and remarried. The bouquet is telling her to try again.
Well if the bouquet is so magic it should have helped her before spending 30,000 dollars and pretending to like in in-laws for years.
Kinda what I was thinking, too.
@@nitehawk9270 maybe she are rich and can married many times.
@@YUNUS.E.G Used goods are always cheaper then new.
@@nitehawk9270 i don't think rich people look after used goods.
First I was so confused about last clip that I rewinded and watched it again.
2:05 is something I've had a lot of anxiety about. The puking in public part, not the wedding.
I've kept my fingers crossed for 2 brides in their first trimester, just to combine things.
"The second coming of Christ" was actually sprinting towards the Finnish line.
The capitalization tells me this is a world class pun, rather than your common or garden variety misspelling. Either way, have a like.
Ice sea what you did there!
*Great pun.*
Ha!
There's Norway he finished without slipping
Me: Wow what a wholesome moment
Me a few seconds later: Sweet Home Alabama 🤠
Wasn't Alabama.
BRO I'M COMIN HOME TO YOUUUU
Daniel Dmello 🤣🤣🤣
@Tanaka Makondesa Ah, you missed the correction. Bigotry isn't funny.
@@cocokai9661 you must be fun at parties
1:50 'but the lighting fixture rejects your patriarchal notions of society...there will be no brides today' 😂😂😂 priceless. Ozzy Man keeping up with the current PC culture!
2:12- This is definitely one of those “even when the person doing your wedding knows your vows are just a load of sh!t to the point it makes them sick” moments!!! Lol spot on!
*Man* - Shows ostrich Middle finger
*Ostrich* - Too far Human, Too far
Who needs crocodile dundee, when you've got the bird for the bird.
I cant believe youve done this
He gave the bird, the fucking bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have you heard? Everybody’s talking about it. Well..... everybody’s heard about the bird!
I give mad respect to anyone that goes from a spready to a Rolls Royce Hood Ornament...
Lol.
then to a flight attendant lmaooo
0:58 into a rolls Royce hood ornament, got me crying
man i love your vids, keep it up man, my kids on their backs laughing and the vids
Imagine being that pizza delivery guy and trying to tell that story back at the pizza place
They'll probably be like "Jeff lay off the coke man" lol
No one will believe him 😂
I've delivered for Papa John's and Domino's and I've seen some weird shit. But never a chimp.
@@spis_dritt Baboon, I think.
I deliver pizza and I can tell you now, everybody smokes weed. However, if I came back to the store with that story.. mandatory drug test.
« Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman » - bruh
I just love the gymnastics commentary u r the best ozzy man💞
These videos really make my day !
Not sure what's more shocking monkey paying for pizza 🍕 or brother sister crap, pretty sure that's not his real sister.
Did TikTok logo gave it away?
This new generation is fucked too much incest
@@stewartgach2182 Yeah because incest never happened in the past...🙄
@@stewartgach2182 Well some people do it more than others
@@dismaldice3045 🤣🤣🤣 u sound guilty!! Ite I was jus sayin
0:25 "By flipping the bird"
That is funny on many levels
The wedding minister is a raging feminist who heard, "I will honour and obey."
IKR XD
that is so much fun, thx man. greetings from austria to australia
"In to a Rolls Royce hood ornament" not sure why that part got me 😂
"into a Rolls Royce hood ornament"
" YOU DON'T UPLOAD THIS SHIT WHAT THE HELL "
BRO I'M TELLIN YOU, OZZY MAN IS IN ANOTHER LEVEL OF COMMENTATING
I am glad I joined your channel your narrative is very funny.
the ending is perfect.. little bit of twist and cliff hanger there. cant wait for the sequel
Man:-*shows middle finger*
Ostrich:-Oi mate no need to be disrespectful.
‘Is he... looking for a coherent plot line for Wonder Woman?”
Aren’t we all, mate...
WW84 is the biggest disappointment of the 2020 cinematic year. I really liked the first one and was looking forward to Kristen Wiig's performance as Barbara Ann Minerva. Patty Jenkins is a fine director but a right shitty screenwriter.
Worst movies why did they bother
Should have added 1984 at the back. The first WW movie was actually pretty good. WW 1984 however is a disaster.
@@SerialChiller1000, I thought we were very few who felt that way about WW84. I don't understand why they keep trying to spread some kind of belief and propaganda with movies these days, just follow the original plot.
The movie was very anticlimactic for me. I was seriously disappointed. The first part was okay. I would never watch a DC movie in the cinemas again. I'd wait until it's very old and tired before I borrow from a friend. 🤣🤣🤣🐸
My suspicion is that, wonder woman sent her stunt double, wonderbro.
As a Dane, I'd just like to thank you for implying we have mountains.
In truth, that little bump on the side of the road is honestly taller than anything we have here.
Even taller than the Danes? Tell me everything about your mysterious country!
It is just a pile of snow after street cleaning. My Canadian Tire parking lot have those through out the winter
ive seen all these clips before but they feel brand new with your commentary (recently discovered this channel)
WhAt ArE YoU DoInG STEP BROTHER? Oh! That feels nice
Me : Ah shit! Here we go again.
My maaaaan🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL! Diirty
I had pornhubs intro tune play in my head as I read your post
@@AntonAdelson my man, you too😅
My step brother tried that on me. I told him I'm not gay mate he said he wasn't either.
Which confused me even more.
“I vow to love, honor and obey...”
Some lies just can’t be stomached. 🤮
Lol
Who hurt you?
@@shashishekhar013 It’s just humor. I was imagining vomit lady having this insight based on her beliefs and experiences.
@@shashishekhar013 u didn’t realize it was some dark humor?
@@shashishekhar013 The bullshit patriarchal system that we live in hurt her.
0:43 If you look closely at the shadow, you'll see a man running in air.
This was gold! xD
As a Gymnast myself, "Nastia Hadouken" was fuckin hilarious xD
Wow, never saw a gymnast commenting.
When he left, it was just his dorm but when he returned, it was Sweet Home Alabama.
I definitely want to see more of this
Damn the last ones got me off guard i almost stabbed my eyes with the fork
You know the guy kissing his sister was fake because no self respecting gamer would choose to make-out with a girl over playing their new next gen console... :P
@Grim Reaper don't think a self respecting gamer would do that either over straight up going for the console
It depend on the girl, and the game
@Grim Reaper why would she say brother if she's his GF♂🤦🏻🤣
The Masked Gamer to make a fake video 🙄
@@stephanie5249 no body knows if its fake or not🤔
"Into a gentle beam fondle" i frickin choked on my coffee 😂
That's at least a bit better than what I heard, I had it as BEAN fondle...🤔😲
rookie mistake. never drink coffee while watching ozzy man clips.
Ozzy man you actually make me laugh out loud at ya vids mate👍
The entire Nastia Liukin bit was amazing. Bravo.
The brother thanking the sister is heart warming
So wholesome.
and makes one stiffen with anticipation.
Sweet home Alabama
@@Hassan06675
What does that refers to????
@@roronoazoro276 Incest
2:41 me, who has been stuck in quarantine, ordering a pizza.
When Movember slowly turns into a year🙈
@@lucubrator4283 couldn’t be more accurate
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
3:02 “doing her brother a solid”
2:10
Still one of my all-time faves! 😄
"So that's how it is in their family..."
--Edward Rooney
Brilliant!
Nine times Mrs. Buehler, nine times - Edward Rooney
Exactly the thought I had
And for God sake I've gotta treat her like a sister-joe dirt
Yup
The ostrich had more shame than those siblings.
0:50 Gymnastics now! Here's Nastia Hadouken! I'm dead!!!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“Gymnastics now, here’s Nastia Hadouken starting off with a handstanding spready.”
thte "brother and sister"joke is a classic.
I dont get the joke... and so I won't let my sister watch this video.
"There's always a bigger fish." - Quigon Jinn
Rolls Royce hood ornament and a fancy flight attendant!! Pissed myself laughing.
Love this channel.
I feel like all gymnastic moves should be renamed by Ozzy Man.
It would become more popular than soccer, I tell you that much.
As well as all high diving moves.
The Olympic Committee called but he said no. I take steroids to sound like this.
“Or a coherent plot for Wonder Woman” ok that got me lol😂
Ozzy Man, I always find my way back to you, love your intensity and choice of words. " Situation is being defused by flipping the Bird"....Now, where does that comes from? So good. Love from India.
You are awesome Ozzy Man! 😄👏🏻God bless you!
Wasn’t a handstand spreadie, was a spreadie to the gods.
That's only for strippers and pole dancing. Ozzyman kept it PG and wholesome for the young lady. That's my guess
She was 16 at the time :|
@@alimanski7941 my point exactly. I dont know the legal age on Australia but in USA it's 18 years old. If she was 18, spreadie to the Gods. This was a lovely handstand spreadie at the gymnastics competition by the 16 year old shiela. I feel so Australian when i typed that out!
@@richardhenry5858 Unfortunately, you didnt.... No australian would mis-spell Sheila like that
"That was an incredible flippy, spready, recovery" that line got me😂😂
I thoroughly needed those deep belly laughs you just provided, sir!
You got me on that last one you bastard! I love it
A real sister would’ve put it in the washing machine, showed him, then got stuck trying to get it for him.
Underrated comment lol
Gold 😂
What are you doing, actually blood-related bro?
That's the comment I was looking for😂😂😂
Them pesky ostrich’s at least it’s not an emu as the emu would be out for a fair dinkum fight
Don’t mess with emus. In fact, they won the great emu war of 1932
@@butlercorp true very true
I love my almost funny videos. Maybe you will love them too 🤔🤔🤔
It's Ostriches. "Ostrich's" means something that belongs to an Ostrich.
@@butlercorp true
Welcome backi back 😄
0:55
"......into a gentle beam fondle...."
🤣🤣🤣