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I love dad jokes, so this is naturally my favourite subreddit.
Me too
So you are a dad
r/dadjokes
@puteqx I’ve never heard of one
You should get a book then. The only problem is that those jokes all fall flat.
I helped my mom cook some crab last week... We don't know if it was the crab screaming or if it was pressure building up inside the shell from cooking it but the crabs were screaming
As someone who cooks crabs a lot, I can confirm that they are indeed screaming in pain
@@waku_waku_heh damn guess im learning how to cook
try the same thing with babies instead of crabs see if they also scream
@@Xstereo_yt nah they'll probably die just from the drop
One time, when I was a child, my Papa was cooking some live crabs. My Nana went to take the lid off and check them. One jumped out the pot and scared her, she screamed and everyone ran to check on her. When we got the story of what happened, half of us was hiding our laughs and the rest were outright laughing.
5:10 fun fact: most horses will actually go back to their barn if given the reins (allowed to steer by themselves) they know we're home and safety is and they also have a very good memory for where to travel in order to get to those places. If you think you're lost on horseback you aren't lost you're just steering the horse... Letting the horse have his head and giving him permission to walk wherever it wants to will generally take you home.
The very few horses that don't have this talent usually have some sort of brain damage and will do weird things like either walk in circles or stop at the nearest tree and be unable to go around it but you would also have a hard time steering that horse, and getting lost in the first place.
But horses are incredibly intelligent and if you can ride one they absolutely can take you home even if you are unconscious.
Unless you fall off due to, you know, being unconscious, then you are probably not getting home unconscious on the horse. That would be a neat trick though.
I'd heard about that, and also that they prefer to get home so they can be fed 😋
Basically, horses are our standard for self-driving cars.
horses don't follow traffic laws and can be startled. they are very unsafe to let them take you home without you being able to maintain it take control. still safer than self driving cars, many of which will attempt to kill the first cyclist they can once given control
@@OmniscientWarrior I like to think the self driving cars do it on purpose as an act of rebellion. Cyclists, pedestrians, oncoming traffic, street signs, you name it if it is a place they shouldn’t be they will try to go there the moment you take your hand off the wheel.
In all likelihood it is actually all those “what to do in X scenario” quizzes that are usually part of a public outreach survey fed to one or more AI learning programs. You know the ones, “In the event of a brake failure and you have to swerve left or right to avoid a collision with left being a concrete barrier and right being one or more pedestrians which way do you swerve?” Well all those people that (hopefully jokingly) said to swerve right, this may be the result of that (unlikely but would be funny if that was the actual cause).
Im getting ready for school, exhausted, out of time, yet im watching Emkay. Im so happy.
I’d recommend not getting ready in the garage while the car is running.
@@FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE no one was talking about you
trust me, you do NOT want to get dressed within the bus headed to school. (especially if it's on a dirt road)
School isn't worth it unless you ignore people
@@Shizuku-Murasaki when was someone talking about you?
I mean the first girl is mostly correct. To get lobster claws, fisherman do pull them up, remove a claw and throw them back into the ocean. So there is a good chance they are still alive when we eat them.
Generally that is a waste of money. Whilr lobster is a dime a dozen at this point, the meat in the claws isn't any more valuable than the meat in the rest of the lobster and processing will want to break all of it down. In general if you're going to pull a lobster up you may as well take the entire thing. The issue is that it's so unprofitable at this point that it isn't even worth going out to pull them up.
This is what happens when you overfish areas: lobsters take over to the point where there is absolutely nothing else around to catch, which means everybody fishes lobsters which means that lobsters are both expensive to catch and impossible to sell at a profit.
She didn't say that they were alive until we ate them. She said they were alive until we killed them.
@@tuckergoodin7684 exactly
You guys say this as if it's a bad thing.
@@rjsmmove5538 yeah none of us are brave to kill it because their stupid tail slap
The standing sandwich killed me, i've spat my drink all over the screen
I guess you like stand up comedy :D
Oh no ..
how are you typing then?
@@claudetheclaudeqc6600 Simple really, they were probably watching this on their computer (like me) and typed this with their dying breath. As they were on a computer, the screen being covered in their drink would not hinder their ability to type (though it would hinder their ability to spell check).
@@claudetheclaudeqc6600 with fingers
3:24
To answer this one, depending on how they died, if they act quickly enough, there's a chance to revive them.
Aside from that, just ask the guy "would you want to spend x amount of hours in a confined, enclosed space, with a corpse?"
Wait do you not do that regularly?
Hi, Twilight! My old friend, how’s Equestria?
Wouldn’t a dead body also be a biohazard?
@@Boundwithflame23 depends on the manner of death. If heart attack/stroke/aneurism/other fatal internal injury, probably not.
Corpses are just sleeping people who never wake up
Actually, horses are very good at finding their way back to their barn after they've been taken out and then back. A horse would instinctively know to go back to the barn unless directed elsewhere.
Wasn’t someone arrested because they were drunk and got on their horse and let it take them home
3:21 Fun fact, if a person dies on board, the attendants put them in a first class seat and cover them with a blanket to make it seem like theyre asleep. They dont dispose of the body until after the plane has landed.
Fun Fact: A hospital is just a building full of sick people.
Naw many times they are just injured.
Even the doctors are sick?! Never knew that before, thanks for the fun fact :)
That is why it is called a sickhouse in Swedish
@Guy Whose opinions will offend you This opinion offended me! How dare you?!
Its called "Rumah Sakit" in Indonesia but if you translate it *separately* on Google translate its called "Sick House"
This episode has my absolute favorite censor sound effect. Every "UWEEH" had me laughing. Goes to show I shouldn't drink tea while watching these. There is chai EVERYWHERE.
That's what it's like watching Limenade lol... and watching Hunter spit everything everywhere...
Actually, horses you've had for a long time are quite good at getting you home, since they know the route. It's kinda like when a cat or dog gets lost and they just kinda find their way home, except if they constantly got lost from the same place every week for several years
I usually call it the "Case named Justin!" it gets me every damn time.
That’s good. If I ever buy a case, I’ll definitely name it Justin.
6:45 seems to be a joke on how photos of Ariana Grande were edited to make her look white skin or black... Looking through photos of her on Google she is a light tanned woman, although some photos were photoshopped to change her skin appearance.
8:13 please don’t tell me to put people in the oven, I’m not falling for that trick again!
Also the most notable historical figure who did that got in hot water and started 2 world wars.
is that a guy that was the random serb and hitler at the same time?
@@claudetheclaudeqc6600 nah its mostly hitler joke lmao
7:32 as an avid fighting game player and an Iris Heart enjoyer, the back to back memes were 10/10
My middle school science teacher is very proud of the authentic skeleton that he managed to get into the classroom before some law states that teachers can only get plastic ones.
My AP bio teacher apparently found a real skeleton in the art storage closet and the art teacher begged him to take it. We don’t know who the skeleton belonged to, just that it was an old guy with a bone disease, and the skeleton itself is abt 30 years old by now.
11:31 the fact that my man Robin actually added Nekopara is great.
NEVER MISS AN TRUTH
@@KingKobra49 Bot
@@KingKobra49 you sir are the worst youtuber that I've EVER SEEN why you may ask cus you are just a bot in the sea of bots that is youtube
"A" truth.
@@eefneleman9564 "B" truth.
@@KingKobra49 I’ll see your content for proof. If it isn’t entertaining then it isn’t better
I really love the sound effects y’all use for scenoring the swear words like
Idk why it just makes me giggle every time 🤣
It's so familiar but I cant tell from where
@@gdsgaming0739 it's the death return thing from Re: Zero
@@jayands thanks that's been bugging me
This is certainly one of the subreddits of all time.
I don't play that sh*t at the airport. I either would've moved right pass her, or kicked her luggage aside and moved pass her while she was picking everything up. I hope they got a TSA involved.
Same I would have definitely walked right around her, I wouldn't have kicked her luggage since that would cause possible legal trouble but line cutting would teach her a lesson
Why though what's even the point? I mean yes generally people move along with the line but if the line isn't so long that we need all the space, why not just chill? You could even sit down and read a book while waiting because you don't have to move every 30 seconds.
@@LuLeBe Because you aren't the only person in the line and the line can overflow if you waste space like that. Also some of us like to feel like we are getting closer.
@Leander Berg Because you can make someone late getting to their gate, causing them to miss their flight. TSA lines take long enough as is. Why make things more difficult?
11:33
You could make a religion out of this
no don't
Wait if it’s what I think it is then don’t
no, don't
7:37 i saw sakuya izayoi there
Also there's Suika (or other Touhou character, idk) on the right I think. Was looking for comments about this XD
9:29 THAT'S why I have terrible memory!
11:10 it was actually pretty common for the slave owner to be held responsible for any "crimes" committed by the slave
The reason?
If the slave was held responsible, that would confirm their personhood, and validated thier independence.
7:37 It is *wild* just seeing this randomly show up. For context, this is a piece of *Hyperdimension Neptunia* fanart from like, 6+ years ago. To say I was not expecting to see an Iris Heart-Plutia dichotomy joke in a brand new EmKay video is putting it mildly.
(The further context is that they're two forms of the same person, the former a borderline dominatrix and the latter a massive cuddlebug. Neptunia is weird.)
As someone who knows nothing about Neptunia, but is a Touhou fanatic, the only character that caught my opinion is Sakuya Izayoi, the maid in the background, lol.
Imagine not providing the exact source smh (i found it myself no problem even before reading this comment but it is still not very cash money of you)
6:10 the airport may be da vinci international, based upon the color and the italian text in the background.
9:35 if you are a nonheterosexual and/or a theatre kid, you know the answer to this question. The correct answer is 525,600*60 which is 31,536,000 seconds. You could also measure it in seasons of love.
That is a good guess on the airport, but the text is in spanish and the location of the airport is at Argentina called "Ezeiza"
My apologies if I sound disrespectful
11:26 interesting video game choice
Yeah I didn’t expect to see that here
The difference between "I'll bring this, just in case" and "I'll bring this just in case" comas are important.
Tell that to the people in the hospital.
@@nobodyhereisnamedalized He can't, the people in the hospital already use comas.
@@Lovuschka adn thsi, my freinds, is whhy speling is imporant
8:33 This is an Extract taken from the book "what if" by Randal Munroe, prety sick book about asurd stuff, definitely buy it !
My favorite date format is YYYY/DDD though it is hard to find it on the calendar. DDD is the day of the year, so the 1st of February would be 032. December 31st would be 365
Sounds confusing
What would February 29th be on a leap year then? 060 or 366?
That'd confuse the utter hell out of me lmao
OMG! I bet you like a 24 hour clock, too.
6:22 as they say, Americans will use *_everything_* but the metric system
8:50 still remember this quote from the book "what if" by Randall Monroe. best book I've ever read, to this day.
12:30 but windows do make computers go
Computers don’t have wheels
Edit: *DONT WOOOSH ME!!!!*
12:25 reminds me of something from xkcd, the person who talked about the reactor water (same book, _What If? Volume 1_ has made some appearances): people have legally defined what counts as a home or a vehicle because of people living in cars and camper vans. There is a strict legal difference between a house and a car.
7:38
Of all places to find a Neptunia comic. Emkay reading r/technicallythetruth was not where I expected.
10:32 your grandparents grave
actually it's JUST. in case.
justincase
@@goldendummy2099 hi
@@KingKobra49 k
My dumbass brain read it "Justin case"
@@KiyokaWasTaken LMAO
The best format is YYYY-MM-DD less confusing than the others.
Also best for sorting chronologically.
i love how violent robin gets in this video its great
5:58 I would’ve just gone under the ropes to cut in front of her and if she got mad, I’d just tell her, “oh, I’m sorry, the end of the line is over there, so it didn’t look like you were in line. If you want to go catch up with them, I’ll be happy to let you go ahead of me.” And then every she tries the same trick, I’d “assume she wasn’t paying attention” and let her know the line has moved, and if she refuses to move, I’d just cut in front of her again with the excuse, “but you said you weren’t going to move. That means you’re not in line anymore. I’m willing to be nice and let you cut in front of me again, but you really do need to make up your mind.” Eventually, she’ll either follow the rules, or she’ll lose her spot in line.
10:21 Technically you already have a locally sourced organic skeleton with functioning eyeballs.
Unless you're ChatGPT.
Haha
3:30.. certified aircraft mechanic here,, just so u know.. long distance flights ( mostly overseas) flights actually have a area on the plane to put the body for the specific case of someone dying during the flight. so this was likely a shorter flight or it happened right after takeoff.. and no... your not allows in... they also have hidden crew beds you can sleep in. and a bunch of other cool hidden stuff.. but no unlike the movies u can't get into the wheel well ( or vice versa) from the cabin.. as u need to open a pressurized bulkhead though the E&E bay, and that's only the front landing gear. there is no way into the cabin from the wheel well on the main gears on any plane i worked on
3:18 god damn that happened to me. A man died in his sleep mid flight and when we landed some asshole in first class tried getting off even though we were told to stay seated and then the same guy had a screaming match with one of the people giving cpr to the dead man
7:54 I sometimes feel like there’s a fine line between r/technicallythetruth and r/angryupvote, and this post is a golden example as to why. XD
11:19 paper beats rock
3:23
best impression of Wade from GTAV i've ever seen...
10:16
NO, IT IS NOT TRUE
ASTRONAUTS IN THE ISS TOOK SOME WATER WITH THEM!
well the horse knows how to go home where it get food. just pass out on it and it takes care of getting home xD
1:47 thats the computers boot sequence dont wory about it all computers do that but most do it it the background
you mean bios boot
6:46 😮 whoa people can dye their hair, tan, stand in different lighting, & age?! No way!🤯
this is just amazing i watch this when i get bored.
11:09 if I remember correctly, the main point was "the only way I can commit treason is if I am a citizen. So either I am a slave and should be let free, or I am a citizen and should be executed." this literally meant that if he was executed, the law would confirm that slaves are citizens, and thus could vote. With slaves making up over 70% of the population, this would mean that slavery would likely be made illegal.
Were you planning on making a PC for your doll with that fan?
in the house probably
on something solid of course
4:13
THAT'S ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE.
11:37 just pick up the floor underneath it
6:30 ha, "luighi"
wait holy crap I'm early
anyways 2:13 aromantic vibes
OMG yes
I like how 180k people are apart of a amish reddit and there are 0 posts
Love you emkay
Less than a minute! This is the earliest I've EVER been.
11:30 Out of curiosity, why was Nekopara one of the examples for video games
Or the witness, really, cause there’s no one to talk to in that game
6:30 why did you pronounce luigi like that?
Lui-gi lui-gi oh yeah
He pronounces things wrong on purpose sometimes
He ended my ear's carreer
6:07 the airport is eze (ezeiza argentina) what I didnt know my aunt was a jerk
The date format I use most of the time is Mon.DD/YYYY ("Mon" is an abbreviation of the month, e.g. Feb for February). Hands down the most fancy-looking one imo.
Aside from the hexadecimal format shown in the video at 2:27 ("Eight-character hexadecimal representation of the system date") and Unix, of course.
DD MM YYYY is the best.
Monday Day/Year interesting approach. Maybe that isn't the best abbreviation for month.
@@ShiningDarknes the reading comprehension on this site never ceases to amaze
@@realcanadian96 if i ask you for the date and you say "third of october" i'm going to kick you in the shins
@@thorgidogofthunder I mean it isn't really reading comprehension, they know what they meant and I read what they meant. Just pointing out a funny mixup that is bound to happen if they don't explain that abbreviation every time. Gotta idiot-proof stuff, you know?
7:11 alex horne you're the best person on the planet
3:51 gatfirld
Gardiel
since I got it right first time I'll try again
garfield (huh??? no I'm trying again.)
garfield (I know my keyboard too well)
varfield okay finally
Garfield
gq4ru3ke
Garfield
My fu'ing god, I did it!
2:22 when someone asks you for the date, do you say "yeah it's october 3rd" or "yeah it's the 3rd of october"
10:32 inside you.
9:08 I seriously spent 5 or 6 minutes with the video paused here trying to understand this one and finally figured out it was referring to glass doors.
İf you're reading this...
*You exist.*
r/technicallythetruth
"get it cuz video games, cuz video games, cuz video games?"
Shows nekopara
3:35 that’s actually a fair point. It sounds actually horrible callous, but he could be on a flight home where friends and family are waiting for him. Landing will just make it harder for them to find him, and if he did indeed expire, there’s nothing that can be done for him and do an emergency landing is going to cause a lot of interruptions. I’m not trying to be Cal whatsoever, I’m just wondering what the benefit of landing is versus continuing on the destination.
Does that make sense?
If you were ill, I would say Lamm the plane immediately, or do you know if you were still on the ground and haven’t left the terminal, I don’t know.
6:00 I think this one depends on if there’s space behind her for other people to queue, and how fast the queue in front of her is moving. If it’s moving continuously, just slow, I can see her not wanting to keep picking up her bag. However, it seems like the queue has gotten pretty far, she should at least move up that amount
Well with that dead person on the plane. They are dead. And planes do have body bags on them... No reason why I should be late.
"Tommorow is a really stupid name for a baby"
Tell that to Rob Morrow.
I had a teacher named Callum Morrow once, actually.
“Even better put them in the oven
Me:basement kids your parents is in the oven
Also me:😏
9:41 60 sec in a minute, so 3600 sec in an hour, so 86,400 in a day. (3600*24). Multiply that by 365 and you get 31,536,000. And if you want to get the seconds in a leap year, just add 86,400, which gets you 31,622,400 seconds in a leap year.
8:19 omg robin please i need this. gosh your voice, take my soul.
7:06
Women: Listen here you little-
I think what Snooki meant to say is 'They're alive when the cook it'.
3:12 I mean the guy's not wrong. On the off chance an ambulance has to transport a corpse for medical purposes, they don't run their lights.
4:40 If I hired a Grinch, and he didn't do this I'd want my money back; If I could work that gig I'd punt potted plants; use the sink-sprayer to soak everywhere it could reach, and volley-ball-serve the wrapped-gifts under the tree, then ruin the whole tree , before picking up the vacuum and emptying its contents like a smoke screen to make my escape, as the dust settles into mud.
Irl its called vansalism and assault :D and also techically assault with a weapon (the juice as it doesnt take much to drown a child...)....
Airplane 1 and 2 are still funny to this day Leslie Nielson is my favorite comedy actor He is just gold
Have you seen _Zero Hour!_ ?
@@viddork I have not but I may have to look it up.
For the dying on a plane one, just take a page out of when people die on submarines.
They're put in a body bag and stored in the freezer.
Then an ice cream party is hosted.
"Yo dude i need some ice cream rn"
"No worries fam" *dies*
Best date format I've ever seen: Day, Roman numeral of Month, Year. So, right now would be 4-X-2022. Looks classy, feels classy, and yet, it still would be utterly incomprehensible to a large portion of the world's population.
7:40 Alright, sweetie, I'll give you your foodies! Who's a good girl? *Gives headpats.*
"Explain which country you are from with ONLY food."
Pierogi.
2:30 In Poland usually one of two is used:
1.DD.MM.YYYYr. (That "r." is for "rok", meaning "year")
2. DD month (roman numeral) YYYYr.
I hope WWIII happens on Poland
7:36
I saw this in a Voice Quills video, and all I ever get out of is the fact that Sakuya Izayoi is in the background yelling the woman.
8:40 that's a quote from xkcd's book "What if?"
7:49 omg he's driving a Buick Century
That's a nostalgic car for me
11:58 Actually Rob Morrow named his daughter Tu. Tu Simone Morrow.
8:11 when they say 'put them in the oven' with the tone of 'im going to hurt you your family, and friends' XD
The guy next to the stone statue is named Vlad Tepez and he impaled his victims in his "forest" of other impaled people and ate among them. Dracula
1:07 "oh dont mind it its a girly thing"
You dont walk up to people and press A to talk to them in nekopara. You click and drag your mouse to pet them. Which is what people should be doing in real life.
5:42 Freddy fazbear
0:05 I’m sure she meant “you have to kill it yourself” or “it’s still alive when you cook it”, but… No one ever accused her of being articulate or well read